SModcast 76

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 76: The Great One –

In which a hero returns from the wild, another hero is discovered, and yet another hero can’t stop bawling.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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135 responses to “SModcast 76”

February 17, 2009

Santiago Slaby

Now that was an interesting Smodcast. As always, thanks for staying there and doing it as always. Mosier completes and balances Kev just perfectly. They should really fuck each other, would be enlighting.
Some time ago, when I heard about closing Askewniverse, I felt kinda sad about not going to watch Jay and Silent Bob anylonger; but somehow I feel that Kevin and its audience grew up together, and that´s beautiful. About criticism in movies, I agree most of what´s said in the Smodcast. Nowadays, when I watch a movie, I just judge it if accomplishes somehow what it´s looking for. For example, I think Godzilla movies are just perfect.

For all the people coming around and reading this, I´d like to invite you all to my blog, it´s basically my illustrations, comics, animations.
http://vicentedentroyfuera.blogspot.com
Santiago
February 17, 2009

S

A new SMod?
Thank goodness!
February 17, 2009

Pablo

Great smod!! Was at the Friday Q and A, loved it, but you should have kicked that girl off the stage earlier… that and you missed the messed up question from some dick (when you went to change). BTW the king of Kensington IS IN Toronto, it took place in Kensington Market (by Spadina).
February 17, 2009

Alan in Wis

SCHECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another great SMod, instant classic…
February 17, 2009

rafianimates

Best smodcast in ages. Kev, you should do the bio pic on Wayne Gretzky.
February 17, 2009

Bryan

SMod has returned. I knew this would be a good week. As I have not listened yet (to be remedied in a few minutes) I propose some questions:

1) Will Kevin be high for this one?
2) Will Shekki (sp) the yapping dog be vocal on this one?
3) Will this be the triumphant return of Moiser?
4) Will Kevin and his co-host be so awesome that it will leave us salivating for more?
5) Lastly, will Jen never listen to this episode?

Answer is…probably so.
February 17, 2009

Michael Taylor

No lie Kevin. I got that quote from Gretzkey on a fortune cookie. And it gave me the courage to ask out this girl and she said yes. GRETZKEY is GOD!!! You really seem to have a passion for hockey Kevin, maybe you should make a film about it.

Just an idea.

Great to have you back Mosier. This was probably one of the best SMod’s you guys have had.
February 17, 2009

Michael Kirschner

Can’t wait for ZAMMAP to come out on VOD
February 17, 2009

Counterfeit

I wonder if ever heard the interview where Gretzky called the Devils a “Mickey Mouse organization” lol.
February 17, 2009

Counterfeit

I wonder if Kevin ever heard the interview where Gretzky called the Devils a “Mickey Mouse organization” lol.
February 17, 2009

Ben

One of the best SMods to date. Thanks a lot guys.
February 17, 2009

Jack

How awesome would it be if by some strange series of events Gretzky co-hosted a smod? Just an hour of him sitting there awkwardly while Kev sobs. Good to hear Mosier back safe and sound where he should be. Loved the smod.
February 17, 2009

Derek

I love Scott Mosier, Malcolm is cool and all. But Mos is so awesome, the Smod has just started and I felt compelled to say something. It could be courage but more likely the jack Daniels thats making me post.
February 17, 2009

carl

End of the SCOTT-FAST!!!!!!!!!!
February 17, 2009

Edward

Love the hockey talk, hockey’s pretty much what I’m all about, I know Smith likes hockey, but I didn’t know he could gab about it like this.

I’d ask for more hockey talk, but I don’t think that’s what the listeners want. If it is what the listeners want, speak up, yo.
February 17, 2009

Andrew

Mosier 100 dicks in 3 days….well played sir
February 17, 2009

MARXMITH

Kevin went off the deep end… into a frozen rink.
February 17, 2009

yort

F=*king A people A new SMOD and the mighty mosier is back from his “trip” to Vietnam. Is it me or with all his globtrotting do ya reckon he is really a spy for the canadian govt who has been under deep cover for the last 20 years and his producing career is just a cover for the kanuck version of james bond lol. can’t wait to listen while im supposed to be working.
February 17, 2009

yort

F*$#ing A people, new smod and the mighty mosier is back where he does his best work. can’t wait to listen istead of working.
February 17, 2009

Albert

wow, sometimes i don’t know about Kev. his ignorance is glaring when it comes to the world outside of the United States.
February 17, 2009

yort

new smod and extra long time with the boys….wicked
February 17, 2009

sean

Thanks!
February 17, 2009

Big Jim

I love it when Mosier busts out a fake accent!! Glad to have you back!
February 17, 2009

vveber

awesome AND inspiring (the great one) though the little girl with an owl is a classic image.
Thank you for inspiring me to seek out some Gretzky dvd’z!
one thought- get the great one on a future smodcast, whether you are emotional or not- who cares, keep it real brother.
thanx for the BB theme music during the beginning of this smodcast!!!!
February 17, 2009

Czasey

A true return to form. Not to say the other guests aren’t enjoyable, but the way The Mos and Kev play off each other. Very, very solid episode. I’d love to see more Walt and Brian as well. Those fuckers are silly.
February 17, 2009

Nick Galvan

NEEEEWWWWWWWW SMODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 18, 2009

cperkins

Great Smod. More of this and less of Mr. Hands.
February 18, 2009

theotherbilly

After hearing Scott’s account of his trip and Kevin’s reaction to it, I’d have to say that those two should hit the road ala Anthony Bourdaine and produce their own travel show.
I think it would be fantastic.
February 18, 2009

Doug

This was the best Smodcast yet. maybe it wasn’t as funny as the time they ran down the worlds most fucked up experiments, but it was real in way that most “celebrities” never are with their fans.

I just wanted to say that when Kev talked about people’s reaction to the Gretzky trade, all I could think was that to Canadians it is like our JFK moment, everybody remembers where they were when they heard the news. I was in a hotel room in Montreal.
February 18, 2009

Phill B.

Agh, so glad! Thought we’d go another week without SMod. Nice to hear Scott again, though I loved the Malcolm ones. Good hockey talk too. Not really current at all, but that’s alright. It’s SMod, not a sports show. Besides, my teams ain’t so hot this year so it’s good to pretend the present doesn’t exist.
February 18, 2009

Sorin

too far dude … you went too far :)) …

greetings from Romania btw …. bet you don’t get many listeners from down here huh ? But if you do let me know cuz I can’t find any 🙂
February 18, 2009

Sam

What a great episode. A return the form, indeed. Scott, glad you’re back.

“Balance It Out For Me. Show Me A Surfing Squirrel, Please. Tell Me It’s Not All Horrible. Tell Me Sometimes It’s Surfing Squirrels.” <— KILLED ME!
February 18, 2009

James

Kevin,
Let me first assure you that your best work is not behind you. You still have so much heart. You just need to tell the stories that move you.
In all seriousness, why not tell a Gretsky story. I think you’d knock the world on its ass.
February 18, 2009

theotherbilly

James

I agree, Kevin is a born story-teller. You can cleary hear that in the way he relates those tales of Wayne growing up and how his father influenced him.

I have never watched a single hockey game in my life, but I would watch a Gretzky bio pic if Kevin made one…and not because he’s Kevin Smith, but because he talked of Wayne with passion and when a person creates something with passion it’s full of truth.

My one and only exposure to the world of hockey and Wayne Gretzky came many years ago when I saw him on SNL.
Wayne Gretzky in Waikiki Hockey.

Enjoy 😉
February 18, 2009

oldjay

i have been waiting for way to long for mos’ triumphant return. all the rest are alright but the show just isnt the same without him
February 18, 2009

theotherbilly

Sorry about that folks, didn’t realize the link I had posted was only part one, here is Wayne Gretzky in Waikiki Hockey Part 2
February 18, 2009

Harry Scotter

JAY AND SILENT BOB WILL RETURN IN CLERKS ON ICE
February 18, 2009

Peter j

Early this hockey season, I watched a PHX @ EDM game. A woman was there to watch the OILERS play for her 99th birthday, and her wish was to meet Wayne Gretzky. Low and behold, they took here down to the locker-room area and Gretz stopped whatever he was doing to go meet with this Oilers fan.

It wasn’t like he said hello and goodbye in some quick passing. He came out and took the time to actually get to know this woman. It probably didn’t last much longer than 5 to 10 minutes, but you know it meant the world to her (I never did catch her name).

You’re right, what a beautiful human being. I immediately went about telling my Father this simple story. You could tell that he was impressed.

That’s my latest Wayne Gretzky story. It’s a simple one. If you didn’t know about it before, well . . . now you know.

Welcome back, Mos. It’s great to know you have recovered from your illness.
February 18, 2009

MARXMITH

Now Kevin should watch that old made for T.V. movie about Terry Fox and blubber a river. You’d think that a midlife “crisis” would encourage healthy behavior. But instead, Kevin flies a perverted Canadian flag where the maple leaf has been transformed into a cannabis leaf on the hood of the Batmobile as he glides into a Joel Shumakeresque hockey rink of frozen tears, accepting of shitty movies and worshiping a cross fashioned from (Bruce?) Wayne Gretzky’s hockey sticks.
February 18, 2009

Cam

Best SModcast, yet. Listening to his Gretzky story the first time at the Q&A in Toronto was awesome, but listening to it again and having Mosier on the side just made it so much more enjoyable.

You guys need a room. Kevin yelling at Shekki scared the fuck out of me. 😀
February 18, 2009

Keith

Loved the Smodcast- I’m really interested in seeing what Kevin’s going to do next. Maybe a Gretzky bio wouldn’t be a bad idea ( but I’d really like to see “Red State”!)
Welcome back Scott!
February 18, 2009

Bailey

I’d smoke Nails cigarettes.
Just throwing that out there.
February 19, 2009

Matt B.

I agree a travel show with Scott and Kev would be awesome. The way Kevin said he gets no feeling for football stories, I get no feeling for hockey stories. I mean I’m a much bigger sports fan than Kev is, and I’m sure I waste a lot more time watching it than he does, but come one Gretzky just plays sports. I was kind of offended when they were saying he’s better than Christ. I mean come on Gretzky famous for play a damn game, its something that has no affect on real life. Real heroes are Ghandi, Levi Coffin, MLK, people that made a real difference. That’s cool that Gretzky is a role model for Kev, but comparing him to Christ was offensive IMO.
February 19, 2009

zwartzboek

The Gretzky worship is a little strange.
February 19, 2009

joe

Gretzky? You think he overcame adversity? Look into Mario Lemieux. The dude had pinched nerves at a young age, forcing him to miss tons of games, and had freaking hotchkins lymphoma. He was forced to retire for a few years, came back at an old age after missing the prime of his career, and was still the best freaking player in the NHL.
February 19, 2009

cide

MAtt B. ..I find Christ offensive.

Get over it.
February 19, 2009

Peter J.

I just finished watching The Boys On The Bus. Pure poetry. FUCK CALGARY!!

Also, it’s interesting that Kev compares Gretzky and Jesus – as the Stanley Cup is Holy Grail of sports. And seeing how nobody has ever actually seen the grail, The Cup is sorta like “the real” Grail.

Sharks are gonna whoop the Kings tonight 😛
February 19, 2009

Andy

Smith!

Do a Gretzky Biopic!

i dont give a shit about hockey and you got me lookin the dude up.
February 19, 2009

RobHouston

You know Kev, caring about others when playing a sport is not just relegated to Canadian athletes such as Mr. Gretzky.

http://sports.espn.go.com/highschool/rise/basketball/boys/news/story?id=3914375
February 19, 2009

WildWon

Whoa wait a second. Is that a little “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across The 8th Dimension” i hear playing in the background for the intro? Please tell me that’s what i’m hearing (or if i’m wrong, correct me, because i need to know why i recognize it lol).

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