SModcast 74

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 74: Rurally Gay –

In which proctology is discussed at length.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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150 responses to “SModcast 74”

January 27, 2009

flushstudios

I love these recent episodes. The cringe inducing stuff is great! I’ve been hoping for some Malcolm and Kevin only episodes and this was exactly what I wanted…

Thanks guys!
January 27, 2009

The not so silent Bob

I agree with other posters it has gone to a dark place. Not my cup of tea either, I’m not a big Malcolm fan. Not on his own at least. I like some Walt, some Schwalcast, Even some Bri-Bri, and who isn’t all about the Mos. Its just one of those things – gotta cut out at that thought, I’m going to get some sex.
January 27, 2009

Ohio Guy

I think Kevin’s next movie should either be Aquaman or The Catcher in the Rye.
January 27, 2009

Em

thank goodness.i’ve been having the worst week!
January 27, 2009

Ikaika

gay sex.
January 27, 2009

Alan in Wis

GlassAss.com… OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sound of that glass bursting and grinding will haunt me forever…
January 27, 2009

Kernal2306

Awesome I this will make studying a hell of a lot more fun!!!
January 27, 2009

kazo

try Skype for instance. higher sound quality 🙂
January 27, 2009

Nanite

Kevin, you come down against sex with animals that can’t communicate consent, which I agree with. My question is how do you feel about apes that have been taught to sign. If a gorilla signs: “Amy..good..gorilla..Amy..want..in..ass” would you begrudge that request.
January 28, 2009

Doug

So, if Malcolm wants to see girls have sex does that mean he’s not all the way gay? Or does the fact that he wants to see them have sex wiht animals just mean he’s all the way fucked up?

Oh and by the way, it’s totally reasonable to judge someone for splitting their cock. I just don’t think they should be called mentally ill. mentally ill people don’t need that stigma.
January 28, 2009

Danny Gallagher

Holy fuck that video is the most vile thing i have ever seen. ooofff….. Nice to have a new smodcast however. Thanks Kev and Malcom.
January 28, 2009

MrR0b0t0420

Beep bop boop! Are there any robosexuals?! Great smodcast as usual!!! Domo Arigato!
January 28, 2009

Lawwid228

i don’t think you should judge people for doing something that doesn’t hurt others
January 28, 2009

Lawwid228

i don’t think you should judge people for doing something that doesn’t hurt others.
January 28, 2009

Ben

Whats the song at the start of smodcast?
January 28, 2009

V

omfg i can’t believe you talked about “split dicks” for the first fucking 10 minutes. HORRIBLE.
January 28, 2009

V

Kevin, you’re actually acting as if you should encourage people to “split their dicks,” would you ever encourage someone to cut their arms all up.. or commit suicide? Malcolm was absolutely right, if you mutilate your dick you probably are really fucked up mentally.
January 28, 2009

haroldh

This SMod made me feel ill. 🙁
January 28, 2009

Christian

This was the darkest and most disturbing SModcast ever. This is also an interactive SModcast. I will never forget this. This is a true classic. And by the way, I side with Kevin.
January 28, 2009

Peter J.

Sugar-glass wouldn’t have sufficient rigidity to shove a jar (made of it) up yer ass.

That shit was real. I will be flabbergasted, if that dude ever tries this same stunt again.

Kev is a Leo, so it makes sense that his ego gets the better of him, now an’ then.
January 28, 2009

Nate

It is more disgusting to have a split dick. A woman saying she wants a horse’s dick is not as disgusting, that’s kinda hot. HOWEVER, actually following through with it is disgusting and, obviously bestiality. But how many times have you seen another animal hump a different species? It happens because of a sexual drive; animals sometimes perform sexually on other animals. It’s nature. Now, how many animals have intentionally mutilated their own dick? I am not a biologist, but I have yet to see an animal do that. Therefore, I side with Malcolm on this. But they are both gross.
January 28, 2009

Ohio Guy

I forgot to add..

I think Kevinâ€™s next movie should either be Aquaman or The Catcher in the Rye staring Kurt Russell.
January 28, 2009

Nanite

That’s not a very fair statement. Kevin never advocates for or encourages “split dicks”. He simply states he’s not judgmental towards people who decide to do that, citing that he’s met and worked with at least one person who’s undergone that procedure.
January 28, 2009

Jonespc

Question. Why is the RSS feed about 2 episodes behind the iTunes feed? This is ep 74 the most recent rss feed is ep 72
January 28, 2009

zakky bongmeister

the glassass website isn’t working for me
January 28, 2009

Rolling Gaspipe

i’m with Malcolm. splitting cocks if utterly fucked up.
January 28, 2009

Rolling Gaspipe

and keep the Malcolm smods coming! i like the gay/canadian /bear perspective on things.

{i’m still with Malcolm on Kurt Russell. he won his case with the “Backdraft” poster comment}
January 28, 2009

JimmyBoots

A friend of mine once showed me a video called “cock chopper” where a guy chops his own balls and dick off.
I am now considering taking out my own eyes.
January 28, 2009

kenneth

Kevin, I usually agree with whatever you say but this time you are way out of left field. Comparing a biforcated cock aversion to malcolm getting meagerly excited by the thought of a woman debasing herself with a horse dick is absurd.

I think Malcolm hit the nail on the head by pointing out that self mutilation is usually a sign on mental illness. You dont just destroy the symbol of your manhood like a 13 year old girl getting her ears pierced. Something has to make you think that its a good idea, not just for an hour, not just for an afternoon, but for the remainder of your days you are a freak who has severely lessened his potential sexual future.

Getting turned on by a chick wanting to get fucked by a horses dick is so much more middle-school by comparison. Malcolm likes huge penises, therefore a girl who cant get enough big ones would appeal to him.
January 29, 2009

Alex

How perfect is that, in the same week that I saw glass ass, you talk about it. I think that video is one of the worse ones. Its tied though with the guy who did the BMEzine pain Olympics:
http://forum.uncoverreality.com/trashy-media/9150-bme-pain-olympics.html

I’m surprised though that you guys didn’t touch on the 2 girls 1 cup thing, cause that’s defenitly some gross shit, women have done.

By the way, it was too short! I wish it went on longer, it was too funny!

Much Love,
Prairie girl, Regina, Saskatchewan,
-Alex
January 29, 2009

Travis

I shudder at the thought of a biforcated and agree with malcolm 100% that that’s just totally fucked up.

I’d MUCH rather watch a chick fuck a horse. Or even a dude fuck a horse (though I couldn’t bring myself to follow along with you guys today).
January 29, 2009

Gairo Cuevas

Is it weird that I was not grossed out by this smodcast at all?

Our second podcast is up!

http://podcast.loserstatus.com/?p=30

Hope you enjoy
January 29, 2009

shuelerbub

blaaaauuuuhhhhh, lets not do this EVER again!
January 29, 2009

The Truman Show

Guys glassinmyass.com was more fucked up than 2 girls 1 cup, but this one actually scared me, seriously it takes a serious set of stones to watch this

http://www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8
January 29, 2009

nex

How are you even supposed to suck a biforcated dick, do you put both the pieces in your mouth? Suck one part and jerk of the other?!! How do these guys fuck?!

That was one of the most disturbing Smodcasts in a long time. GlassAss… geez.
January 29, 2009

Hellbound

Sorry Kevin I’m a regular listener and usually don’t feel the need to comment on your podcast but… dude, there is no way that mutilating “ciclops” can be defended regardless of fetishes or cultural background. That stuff is just as f**ked up as the mutilation of the clitoris in some African countries… and in those countries it is usually done as a “tradition” (for lack of a better word) but still, you can’t advocate that behaviour. You just can’t.
I’m with malcom all the way.
January 29, 2009

scooterdude4

MALCOM IS SHOCKING!!!
January 29, 2009

chuck

Wow. This is the first smodcast that I simply could not get through. At about 25 minutes I felt a combination of boredom and disgust.

It’ll be nice when Mosier gets back and we can resume discussion of hypothetical situations where Kevin makes Scott admit he’s gay.
January 29, 2009

Dan

Naw man, the worst, worst, WORST video online is Spankwire.

Glassass, bent though it may be, still has a vibe of “Silly” to me.

Keep up the great work in any case. (And Malcolm! Finally saw STGB! Very solid.)
January 29, 2009

nex

http://austriantimes.at/index.php?id=10795

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun”
January 29, 2009

DanMullig

Have you seen Dr. Horrible’s sing-along blog? Close in themes to dark knight?
January 29, 2009

thorbahn3

Malcom I think would just have the split dicked dude suck him off and then leave when it was his turn or some shit. But, why be into a video of a woman sucking off a horse if you’re gay? That’s weird.
January 29, 2009

Opie

If Kevin and Malcom have identical laughs, does that mean Kevin laughs in Canadian?
January 29, 2009

mister hektik

I don’t see why you guys are so put off by a split cock. It’s just a cock, that is split. Big whoop. 99% of you will go your entire lives without seeing one, or prior to this smodcast, ever hearing of one or even someone who knows someone who heard someone see one. You’re all putting the penis on a pedestal.

That said, this was a tough smod to get through, but it was worth it just to hear Kevin, in a subtle context, say to Malcolm “hey, you’re gay and have no morals. Suck a bifurcated cock you heathen.”

Definitely a memorable smod, if not for all the wrong reasons.
January 30, 2009

Mike

I’m not at all surprised at whatever Malcolm thinks anymore.
January 30, 2009

Pezzam

It is easily more shocking that he thinks it is OK if the woman really wants to be fucked by a horse. A split dick is quite a ways from the norm and I find it understandable that he wouldn’t like it.
January 30, 2009

MJ

You’d be surprised what women watch, Kev and Malcolm. You’d be very surprised. 😉
January 30, 2009

Manny Black

as long as it’s consensual then i’m pretty much unopposed to anything, i wouldn’t want them fucking with my shit, missionary though it may be.. at least compared to this shit.

wow, that messed me up, i’m not watching these, as i already regret 2 girls 1 cup.

love the show,
-question everything
January 30, 2009

mulder24601

That thing that happened with the horse and man happened in Enumclaw, just outside of Seattle. For a real trip try watching the documentary “Zoo” it’s quite a mind fuck!
KNEEL BEFORE SMOD!!
January 30, 2009

FormerlyProudCanuck

Malcolm was and continues to be a fucking embarassment. Kyle Rae should kick his ass for being the International SMod-representative of proud village folk like myself in the eyes of casual respected listeners.

And as a recreational ‘user’ – Kev is quickly becoming (for those who have followed for some time) – the best ‘anti’ message in quite awhile.

Bordering on depressing…hoping Scott will talk some sense into him.

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