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SModcast 64

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 64: Farewell and Adieu –

In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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138 responses to “SModcast 64”

  1. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    Yay!

  2. derk Avatar
    derk

    hell yeah!!!! cant wait to listen to this!

  3. nestor Avatar
    nestor

    finally thanx

  4. brett Avatar
    brett

    first

  5. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    I am so damned grateful that you guys take the time out of your lives to do this because it (sadly?) is the best part of my week every week and thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!

  6. John Avatar
    John

    YEEEEEESSSSSS

  7. Old Holborn Avatar
    Old Holborn

    THANK YOU MY FAIR PLUMEY!!!

  8. Mara Avatar
    Mara

    HUZZAH!

    Bring it on, boys. I’m ready.

    See you in Calgary on Tuesday!

  9. Tanner Avatar
    Tanner

    THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  10. hyperform Avatar
    hyperform

    Hooray for Smod! I was going thru withdrawl

  11. Kevin M. Avatar
    Kevin M.

    fuck, i hate it when these dudes title them like this and immediately the fear creaps in that theyve decided to quit. I remember the same thing with the description for SMorpheus.

    But then two minutes in to listening, I’m like, alright, its all good.

  12. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    Title sounds scary… I’ll listen later lol

  13. w0bzzy Avatar
    w0bzzy

    Toldja 😀

    HURRAHHHHHH

  14. chris Avatar
    chris

    the prodigal smod returns

  15. rob? Avatar
    rob?

    wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  16. Taryn Avatar
    Taryn

    PRAISE JESUS!

  17. D-Day Avatar
    D-Day

    This title worries me…

  18. MavLee Avatar
    MavLee

    yall scared me for a sec with the title. Now that there is a new smod I can come outta my cave & live life, haha just kiddin. this will be a good week!

  19. EB Avatar
    EB

    SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD FIX

  20. Doss Avatar
    Doss

    its a beautiful day!

  21. Buttsecks Avatar
    Buttsecks

    I don’t want to ruin the content as I plan on listening to this at my shitty job, but can anyone who has listened to this answer whether they quit?

  22. fgonsalv Avatar
    fgonsalv

    …to you fair spanish ladies, farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain, for we’ve recieved orders to sail for old england, we hope in a short time to see you again… I bet this one has something to do with jaws or sharks in general

  23. bob Avatar
    bob

    Yay

  24. Kyle Avatar
    Kyle

    New SMod! Awesomesauce!

    Too bad I have to wait until tomorrow to download it. I might cry…

  25. lambofgod86 Avatar
    lambofgod86

    bullets don’t so strait under water. you would never hit the shark.

  26. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    I checked right before bed, saw nothing new, and went to sleep.

    Stood up a few SECONDS later, thinking I should check again, and here it is! 6 minutes of the download left until its on my ipod and im off to sleep, listening to smod!

    thanks guys!

  27. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    Hawaiian war chant!

  28. D-Day Avatar
    D-Day

    I love how Scott got so excited near the very end.

  29. V Avatar
    V

    Fuck the gun, use the WASP Knife. It’s a knife that injects air into whatever it stabs.. and blows it up. It’s actually made for scuba divers.

    See them demo it on a watermelon;
    http://www.waspknife.com/video_watermelon.php

  30. Tristan Avatar
    Tristan

    Has Scott seen The Dark Knight yet? I’ve been looking forward to that discussion for weeks now.

  31. justhesh Avatar
    justhesh

    If you stab a shark, don’t you think the blood will just attract more sharks?

    And you don’t punch sharks because they aren’t expecting to get punched. You punch sharks because they have highly sensitive electrical sensors which they use to detect prey.

  32. Petcio Avatar
    Petcio

    If you took the 2 minutes that it takes to read the 20 posts before yours, you would know.

  33. Bryan Avatar
    Bryan

    Right on! The gods of podcast have returned!

  34. darthyendor Avatar
    darthyendor

    is it just me or do kev and scott reming anyone of the two henchmen out of venture brothers lol

  35. darthyendor Avatar
    darthyendor

    remind*

  36. shitbaglolzz Avatar
    shitbaglolzz

    fuckin a boys

  37. Njal Avatar
    Njal

    It took me an hour and change to log on to one of these shit university computers (listening to SModcast 7) but I got on and thought to myself “well, I’ll see if there’s a new one” and THERE WAS! so all the way from Sheffield in England THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  38. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    Scott surfing… the greatest thing ever. This is my favorite smodcast ever. If you want to go surf some more email me scott. Im in the OC.

  39. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    also, I dont think the full smodcast is available. It just cuts out at 44 min.

  40. Eli Avatar
    Eli

    Finally! Thanks guys!

  41. madonnaneedsacumbath Avatar
    madonnaneedsacumbath

    All I can say is FUCK YES!

    Thanks guys. 🙂

  42. Adam D. Avatar
    Adam D.

    Hey poster Tim, I ran into that problem with SMod 63 with it cutting out at like 34 min. All you have to do is clear your cookies from your browser and go into the page and redownload the SMod, a glitch musta happened during the download. If you don’t clear your cookies it’ll just continue to download only 44 min. because of the memory of the page. GOOD LUCK! Peace!

  43. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    I think those dudes looking at y’all (in Toronto) were a pack of cubs.

    You could’ve totally scored some Gay Tang!!

  44. B² Avatar
    B²

    AND THE CLOUDS GATHERED AND RAINED FRESH SMOD UPON THE LAND, AND THE PEOPLE REJOICED!

  45. WaffleMaker1 Avatar
    WaffleMaker1

    This smod trots out some of the best “what if” ideas that would be great as movies yet. Could be the back story for Red State. Where scott and Kev go surfing, kev sees a shark an offs himself after scott makes it to shore faster than Kev does. Kevs brain is implanted into an eight year old boy and he has to convince his wife to sleep with him again. I don’t think finding funding for this one would be a problem.

    p.s. there is anti-shark electronic gear in use and getting smaller all the time so carrying blades probably isn’t necessary for surfing. Comes in handy for knife fights on surf boards though.

  46. Al Avatar
    Al

    That was somewhat disturbing. Kind of along the lines of the movie “Si j’etais toi.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446463/
    I hope social services were waiting outside the gig to hall that mother fucker in for some questioning.

  47. Casey Affleck as Madman Avatar
    Casey Affleck as Madman

    Even though i heard Mosier talking, i couldn’t help from thinking that he was going to die in his story. I was sitting their shitting myself. It terrified me!

  48. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Ah smodcast. Can’t wait to see the new movie.

  49. Scotty Avatar
    Scotty

    I hate you guys for being away for so long, but I can’t stay mad at you. Welcome back

  50. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    I’m pretty fucking positive you’d be opposed to this, but… I suggest you send your daughter out on stage during one of your Q and A’s and dub your voice over hers while having her move her mouth to the words you say. It’d probably take some training but I’m sure it could be done, and would produce many lulz.

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