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SModcast 48

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 48: Massholes –

In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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72 responses to “SModcast 48”

  1. woj Avatar
    woj

    thank you thank you thank you

  2. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Aha! Awesome!

  3. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Yay!

  4. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    Post #1. I was worried there wouldn’t be a podcast this week.

  5. Mike Duyn Avatar
    Mike Duyn

    Yes the return of smodcast!!!!! 🙂
    Thank you sirs 🙂

  6. steve Avatar
    steve

    yes…..i needed a great start to this week! woohoo!

  7. benni succar! Avatar
    benni succar!

    Sweet

  8. ozimo Avatar
    ozimo

    What song is that in the intro?

  9. Lena Avatar
    Lena

    woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. FatD Avatar
    FatD

    First?

  11. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    Seriously? Am I seriously the first to listen to this SModcast? I feel so…privileged.

  12. Lena Avatar
    Lena

    I feel guilty for doubting.

  13. Jonah Avatar
    Jonah

    Hell yeah, been waiting for this for awhile. Thanks guys

  14. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    ty

  15. Lisa Avatar
    Lisa

    ozimo, the song is mark ronson and lily allen – oh my god

  16. V Avatar
    V

    Hurrah.

  17. Shueler Bub Avatar
    Shueler Bub

    Thank You SMod!!!!!!!

  18. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    I’m sad to hear that SModcast is no longer on XM 202

  19. ozimo Avatar
    ozimo

    Cool, thanks Lisa!

  20. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    the balance has returned to level

  21. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Duck-TAILS!!! OOH WHOOO-OOH!!

  22. gillian Avatar
    gillian

    hoorah!

  23. lilwillyp Avatar
    lilwillyp

    Wow! The wait is over! You’ve knocked it out of the park once again. Way to go SModcast!!!!!!

  24. Knetzer The Elder Avatar
    Knetzer The Elder

    Two quick notes from a former Catholic educator;

    Priests were allowed to marry in the early church, but the issue was that priests become bishops, and bishops personally owned all of the property in a diocees. As per European tradition, when a man dies all of his property is trandfered to his oldest male son. After an avalache of inheritence suits brought against the church, the decision was made to enforce celebacy on the clergy.

    Also, a quick aside, the apostles with books named after them (Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John) did not write the books that carry their name, but rather it’s thought that their respective deciples wrote them generations after the deaths of the deciples based on the oral teachings passed down in their name.

    Great show, and I’m very excited about Zach and Miri and Red State. Thank you.

  25. Marxmith Avatar
    Marxmith

    Kevin,
    I’d be fascinated to hear your take on the environment in Utah. To Mormons, masturbation is as bas as if not worse than premarital sex. If you walk around the BYU campus, you’ll feel a palpable sexual tension. It’s thick in the air. Their hormones are raging and they are denying themselves that release. There is definitely a percentage of that schools population that is not having sex, nor are they masturbating. You can tell because the guys are tense, hyper, and as you say, “like a coiled snake.” Also, you’ll find girls who’s only experience with touching themselves is when the put in a tampon. I know Mormon girls who’s sexual tension is so built up that putting in a tampon gives them an orgasm. I know Mormon girls who have never seen a penis and don’t know what one looks like, nor do they know how it works. I actually had a Mormon girl ask me, “What parts go in me? Do the balls go in me?” Go take a trip to BYU… you’ll just have to shave your beard or wear some sort of disguise (no beards allowed on campus).

  26. shorty Avatar
    shorty

    Rah! More smod please?! Hard to get through a week without it. See in 7 day time, have a week.

  27. lilwillyp Avatar
    lilwillyp

    14 minutes? my computer must be obsolete.

  28. CHRIS GRAVES Avatar
    CHRIS GRAVES

    Touched…By an angel.

  29. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    A priest that used to do mass at my grade school had this happen to him, pretty fucked up.

    http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/05/09/loc_law_backs_priests.html

  30. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    The John who wrote the Gospel is different from the John in the Gospel. Just fyi. I guess I actually remember something from my Jesuit education.

  31. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Hey if you guys havn’t seen it yet, check out El Crimen del padre Amaro, with Gael Garcia Bernal. Its on dvd. Mexican film about a young priests and his relations.

  32. TacosAlPastor Avatar
    TacosAlPastor

    Thanks for the Smodcast. I have downloaded the file, but I have not started listening yet. I’m teasing myself.

    The anticipation adrenaline is getting me off.

    UnnhhhHHHH!

  33. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    Keep this up! I love them.

  34. April B. Avatar
    April B.

    It was…educational. I’m like your wife Kevin, except I believe I’m more agnostic that athiest. But I don’t believe in a set god. :]
    I learned once again from a SModcast. :]

  35. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    Kevin,
    Based on the things you’d like to see changed in the Catholic Church, it sounds like you want to go Protestant.

  36. Link Avatar
    Link

    Thanks for the new Smodcast guys! Keep it up 🙂

  37. Isurus Avatar
    Isurus

    “I’m gonna jerk off wearing this collar; it’s gonna be hot.”

    Classic SMod.

    Keep ’em coming (pun intended).

  38. steve Avatar
    steve

    i was also raised catholic. and most of my classes were taught by nuns. although i miss the comfort of being christian sometimes, and i try to believe that i am, if i’m really honest with myself i’d have to say i’m agnostic. i think it was Thomas Payne who said, “the mind once enlightened cannont again become dark.” i don’t know that it’s possible to truly go back to christianity once u realize that your an agnostic, to me it’s akin to trying to believe in santa claus again once you realize he’s not real…..as much as u try to tell yourself, you know it’s not true. any thoughts on this guys and gals?

  39. Jeff Foulsham Avatar
    Jeff Foulsham

    i think this board is not the place for religious debates.

  40. Zach Avatar
    Zach

    Wait, Steve, Santa Clause isn’t real? Way to ruin it for me asshole.

  41. Chuck H Avatar
    Chuck H

    A catholic priest told me once that if a BJ is part of four play it is ok, but if it is used to replace sex it is a sin.

  42. Tsultrim Avatar
    Tsultrim

    Regardless of your faith or lack there of, there is no such thing as a Catholic child (or a Muslim child or a Buddhist child, etc) especially in America where religious beliefs are not entirely (explicitly) enmeshed in political or cultural contexts. I am Buddhist, studying at a Divinity school right now, and let me tell you, Harley will be much better off if, instead of forcing a faith on her, when she is old enough you let her examine them herself to see if she feels comfortable in any of them.

    As long as religious and spiritual identity is not kept away from her, hidden like something entirely “other” and unspeakable, I wouldn’t worry about an “unhealthy” (religiously obsessed) backlash. Just give her the space to willfully experiment and choose, without the heavy hand most religions, Catholicism being one of the best at this, assert themselves with…

  43. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    Kevin:

    This was my first SModcast, and I enjoyed it a lot. Been watching all your movies one after the other.

    However, what’s with the smoking, I thought you quit in 2005?! Click, click, click with the lighter…. Or is that Scott?

    I smoked 20 years and quit five years ago. You can quit.

    Yours, a clueless newbie,

    Al

  44. Stockholm Avatar
    Stockholm

    Big up from Stockholm, Sweden!
    Smodcast rules!

  45. Johnny D Avatar
    Johnny D

    Fucking awesome, love smodcast my fav part of the week
    cudose to you

  46. steve Avatar
    steve

    Kevin should become a Decon who is like a priest that can get married.

  47. Slash Avatar
    Slash

    Good Smodcast. Kinda sad how people judge Christianity on the wrong of the Catholic Church and Televangelists. The world is a different place now days and I think most churches need to get with the program.

  48. Josh Hillrich Avatar
    Josh Hillrich

    That was one of the best SModcasts yet, seriously. Funny shit and interesting.

    I thought it hilarious to no end, though Kevin, how you came right back to your original point from the beginning, tying the big bow, unintentionally. It reminds me of an outstanding Weird Al song called “Albequerque” that’s 20mins+ of bizzare storytelling that wraps up nicely. Download it, even if you’re not a huge fan, it’s awesome.

    The questions of what sex is a sin reminded me of this site: http://www.sexinchrist.com/

  49. Avatar
    UncaScroogeMcD

    Hello from blighty!

    Great as always,

    Just one thing dudes – Its not the same john who writes the gospel of john and the revelations marlarky. (im a non- practicing catholic and also a former altar boy, whom like billions of former altar boys, wasnt abused unless ive blocked it from my memory)

    Its the other John (saul of tarsus) that writes revelations (suposedly). Yes thats right the apostle who never met jesus in the flesh, The one who persercuted christians, then one day while walking fell over, and was “visited” by jesus, He then went on a campaign of unifying the various religious factions of followers of christ, by killing them…. im sure you could spend weeks debating this guy on sm-cast

    If you dont know much about him, do some research into him you’ll be amazed at this guy

  50. adfg Avatar
    adfg

    hey name of the song and singer at the intro?

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