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SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. fat_matt Avatar
    fat_matt

    Fuck you Dick Russo if you dont care why the hell spend time coming to this site, going down this excesively long coments page, inputting you name and e-mail adress and then typing your little comment.
    If you are not bothered about the smodcast fine I can except that and move on, but dont comment on a paage dedicated to it, just dont come to the page and waste your time there are many sites on this big ol’world wide web about things you may be interested in may i recomend searching google for conjoined twins fucking a donkey.

  2. Harry Scotter Avatar
    Harry Scotter

    Matt, UR FAT!!!

  3. meltz911 Avatar
    meltz911

    Talk about alienating your core audience.
    If Smith had said months ago, “there might not be another smodcast till summer, if at all” fine, so be it.
    But no, he couldn’t be bothered to write 2 lines stating that. He just left everyone who enjoys and pays for his work, hanging.
    As it stands, I’ll just watch Zac & Miri online, without paying for it.
    I suggest to those who are ticked at his lack of consideration, after years of patronage, do the same.

  4. Patch Avatar
    Patch

    It’s worse than Kevin not saying when there would be another smod. He said there would be another smodcast “as soon as the equipment got back to LA.” I’ve never made a Podcast but how much equipment do you need? It’s a computer and a microphone. Do Kevin and Mosier do these things in an old fashioned radio station where the equipment weighs 1000 pounds? I’ve said it before, we won’t see any new Smod until Zack and Miri is close to heading to theatres, if even then because even when the film is done Kevin is gonna be doing promotions for it all over the place. Yep, Smodcast will probably not be back until Kevin has absolutely nothing to do and needs to kill time around the house.

  5. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    My name is Kevin and I’m a smodaholic
    I’m 2 and 1/2 months sober
    and to be honest, I don’t get why they didn’t take every Sunday off from filming to do smodcast, and then have Z+M come out like 2 weeks later…and why it’s taking 3 weeks to move equipment

  6. jules Avatar
    jules

    Chad,

    Sirizzle 🙂

  7. meta4man Avatar
    meta4man

    Wow, never looked down this comments list before, and I actually wrote about this, except on the ViewAskew board. Gotta admit, I expected something recently, after the web page post, but so what?

    Crap, I’m he one that posted a future link, that still doesn’t work.

  8. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    I miss Smodcast. If you’re bored enough, I have a podcast you can listen to at http://www.valuecube.com

    I know you have some time to fill.

  9. Chad! Avatar
    Chad!

    Jules,

    *shoots himself in the head*

  10. Dylan Avatar
    Dylan

    When are we going to get a new smodcast damnit!

  11. Sausage Avatar
    Sausage

    dude wtf new podcast please!

  12. Kristopher Avatar
    Kristopher

    You guys seem to forget. The whole reason we are fans of Kev and Mosier in the first place is because of their movies. Smodcast was nothing but a little extra insight to their lives. You got it for free. They get nothing out of it. If you had to not talk to strangers for a few months to make millions of dollars, I’m sure you would too. Plus, when they come back, the stories are gonna be awesome. They’ve just spent 2 months making a movie about porn, with naked people running around, simulating sex, one of the hottest and funniest girls in the world (elizabeth banks), the number one box office draw in the world right now (seth rogen). They have now got stories to entertain us all with for years. Yeah, YEARS! plus, they are gonna make red state later on at some point and this will all happen again. Wouldn’t you be more pissed if they made podcasts every week but never made another movie? I know I would.
    It’ll get here when it gets here. No need to worry. Go read a book or something.

  13. C Avatar
    C

    Sigh,,,still no podcast ;-(

  14. Mike the Headless Wonder Chicken Avatar
    Mike the Headless Wonder Chicken

    I love listening to Kev ‘n’ Scottie talk about cruel experiments done on animals (including other people).

    D’ya think Chicken Kiev is a dish named for Kevin?

    I’M A PIMP.

  15. WaltLover Avatar
    WaltLover

    Kristopher honestly I’m more a fan of his Smodcasts, his DVD’s commentaries, his Evening With… DVDs, than his movies and fictional work. I don’t care about his movies.

  16. Shrimpkin Avatar
    Shrimpkin

    Christ, there’s more whining and begging on here than the local dog pound.

    The man has a life outside of this people. A wife and child and other obligations.

    His soul purpose in life is not just to give you peons what you want when you want it.

    And you can save the vitriolic replies to my post. I’m supremely indifferent to your opinion of me.

  17. Allen Avatar
    Allen

    Go Here:
    http://www.zackandmiri.com/

  18. station agent Avatar
    station agent

    I’m with Waltlover. The movies are fine, he’s quite a good director, but his podcasts are his real legacy.

  19. Dave E Boy Avatar
    Dave E Boy

    NO! Kev and Scott do not have lives outside this podcast! They are obligated to talk morning, noon and night about Kid Video, dogs, cannibalism, Redtube and surviving a plane crash through excessive masturbation. They and doctors have a duty to humanity!

  20. steve Avatar
    steve

    what does vitriolic mean?

  21. mravioli Avatar
    mravioli

    Maybe he’s the fifth cylon and it’s all a nefarious plot to make us look the other way. Or not. I miss the smodcasts terribly.

  22. The not so silent Bob Avatar
    The not so silent Bob

    I’ve got to sit down and do my taxes, but I have to pay them, so I’m procrastinating. So no new smodcast again this week. I agree with about half of the other posts, they will be back when they have nothing better to do, I also agree that Kevin could have handled this a little better, not in taking time away but at least posting in a few places that it would be a while. I also feel that 45 should have been the april fools joke of kevin just saying april fools, and ending the cast there. That way it got the pressure off for 46. Insert witty comment here.

  23. efrons Avatar
    efrons

    Earth to Kevin and Scott.

    The strike is over, you can start writing, producing, directing, editting, and bullshitting all you want now!

    (NOTE-residuals to smodcast are paid 3 years after the effective date of the WGA CBA)

  24. Allen Avatar
    Allen

    “…may i recomend searching google for conjoined twins fucking a donkey.”

    That sounds ultra-fucking interesting. Fuck, I think I’ll look it up.

  25. 3rd Avatar
    3rd

    where’s 45?!?! been waiting for a couple months now. Kev, Scott; Zach & Miri better be really good, because we’ve been SMod-less since January.

  26. Ozimo Avatar
    Ozimo

    God I hope Kevin doesn’t waste his time reading all of this crap.

  27. Chilly Avatar
    Chilly

    Sympathise with those of you going SMod-turkey right now – I am feeling your pain.

    By way of compensation, why not take a leaf from my book by watching An Evening With…, Evening Harder, or listening to any of the myriad commentaries available. I bought Jersey Girl today, thus completing my set. Say what you like about the boys, but you could never accuse them of being laconic. And that’s JUST the way we like it.

    Roll on Smodcast 45, Zack…, Evening 3, Red State, hopefully more Reaper… but no hurry, Kev – I think we have enough to be going on with.

  28. Draw Markee Avatar
    Draw Markee

    Only three comments in 36 hours? I must contribute! Wait, I don’t need to. Well okay, I will. Mmmmm, nah, guess I don’t need to. But then, everyone else has. Oh, but that’s the reason NOT to … But it’s been almost a whole day since the last person mentioned the elusive 45!

    I love Reaper. Later.

    Draw

  29. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Charlton Heston DIES.

    You see . . . I warned you. I tried to warn you Kev.

    RIP Sir Charles.

  30. Taryn Avatar
    Taryn

    Am i on crack, or has that “listen to podcast of article” always been there?

  31. tim Avatar
    tim

    this is the first day ive seen it there… hey can anyone suggest some other podcasts i can listen to while i wait for smod to come back?

  32. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    That’s certainly new Taryn.

  33. Nic Avatar
    Nic

    Tonights the night of great anticipation again and we are all going to start getting excited again especially with the change in the podcast player. I do want to respond to people that say he does this for free and not obligated because of it. I pay for welfare for people who dont work what if we just stop giving them any help. Plus, this podcast allows us to gain a greater relationship with KEV and MOS so its in his benefit to do it. He really blew a great oppurtunity to have on people from the film guest show on the podcast. He also able to gain a bigger fan base from this podcast. Kevin is a different type of director than others. I love his style but it doesnt appeal to everybody and the people that it doesnt appeal to can gain a greater acceptance of him through this median. But, for his hardcore fans like us, he should show us a little more respect and tell us when the next smodcast is because we respect him and this is totally disrespectful. Just making us wait a check this site all the time. Also he said he was going to cont smod through the shooting of Z & M and he didnt at the Comic Con. We support him he should support us and at least keep us updated people. Hope 45 comes tonight.

    RESPECT MY FRIENDS

  34. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    I wonder if the constant complaining on this booard has turned Kevin off of doing a new Smod. He always said once it became a job it would no longer be fun. I don’t know about you guys but being constantly nagged to do something sounds like a job to me.

  35. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    In Clerks 2, both Jason Lee and Ben Affleck have porno hair. That leads subtly, but nicely into Z&M.

    Just puttin’ that out there…

  36. will_it_be Avatar
    will_it_be

    tonight?

  37. UncaScroogeMcD Avatar
    UncaScroogeMcD

    Patience is a virtue, and all good things come to those who wait…

  38. YES! Avatar
    YES!

    NEW EP TONGITH!

    “Alright, you whiney fucks – we’re back tonight. Uploading the new ep to Ken now for mixing and posting late tonight.”

    – Kevin’s words from the View Askew Board

    Whoo!

  39. tmorgan Avatar
    tmorgan

    there will be a new smodcast tonight, its posted on the viewaskew board

  40. Mikey Avatar
    Mikey

    We can only hope.

  41. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    that’s cool…those guys who said they’re not coming back better not show up again!

  42. Miri Avatar
    Miri

    lets get ready to listen and laugh again

  43. Your Lost Brother, Leroy Avatar
    Your Lost Brother, Leroy

    You GUYS ROCK

  44. Petcio Avatar
    Petcio

    We can make it to 700 b4 the show!

  45. DwightDGreen Avatar
    DwightDGreen

    This is a very exciting time.

  46. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    My prediction for 700 comments before a new SMod is so close. I wish we had some kind of bet going

  47. D to the motherfucki'n aniel Avatar
    D to the motherfucki’n aniel

    Bring the SMod on!!

  48. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Tell ’em Steve-Dave . . .

  49. D to the motherfucki'n aniel Avatar
    D to the motherfucki’n aniel

    Well if 700 is the goal… ONE more to go!

  50. chris Avatar
    chris

    this new smod is going to be more epic than return of the jedi

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