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SModcast 44

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash –

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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705 responses to “SModcast 44”

  1. bobby joe bill Avatar
    bobby joe bill

    F_U_C_K this, thats right i used an expletive. im over it.

    Later Smodcast, i wont be coming back.

    M.

  2. Mitchell Avatar
    Mitchell

    bobby joe!!!!!

    NO!!!!!

  3. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    its monday morning and…nothing.

    fuck.

  4. David Avatar
    David

    I’m with Bobby Joe…I’m done with Smodcast…There are other , better podcasts out there anyway.

    I’ll still dig the movies, but, this was just heartbreaking.

  5. Mitchell Avatar
    Mitchell

    David!!!

    NO!!!!!

  6. D to the motherfucki'n aniel Avatar
    D to the motherfucki’n aniel

    Let them go Mitchell… More SMod for the rest of us.

  7. Shrinky Jon Avatar
    Shrinky Jon

    Patience is a virtue, and if we’re lucky, we will be rewarded with “Robert Evans” level stories that will make our eyes melt (and be true).

  8. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    The definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over an’ over again, and expected a different result”. So there it is, we are insane.

    The lack of Smod has, by definition caused us all to lose our marbles. Well those ppl that said “to heck w/ this” are the sane ones. I’m with y’all.

    Just like so many women in this world, Smod has become one giant prick-tease. I DON’T EVEN LIKE DUDES KEVIN!!

    Over AND OUT. PEACE.

  9. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Wow, I swear some of the people on here are seriously retarded. They do this shit for free and in their on free time and you mother fuckers are acting like they OWE you this shit.

    Go watch Pootie Tang and jerk off.

  10. Mike's Friend Boner Avatar
    Mike’s Friend Boner

    Yeeaaaaaah!! Boat SOLO!!!!

  11. foster Avatar
    foster

    damn it
    SModcast come back ! krum i have never asked you for anything i ask u to grant me this one thing grant me smodcast 45!!!!!!!!

  12. timmmaaaayyy Avatar
    timmmaaaayyy

    Can we have NOOK-NOOKcast?

  13. SimonGodOfHairdos Avatar
    SimonGodOfHairdos

    Damn it! I was so sure that there would be a new SModcast for my birthday. 🙁 Oh well; I guess Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren’t real either! All my dreams have been dashed…

  14. PoonDockTaint Avatar
    PoonDockTaint

    Dag, yo. I thought there’d be a new one today too. Le sigh.

  15. Smod Avatar
    Smod

    Smod cast rules, thanks for the effort!!!

  16. Rocky Avatar
    Rocky

    I for one will not join Spartacus and his crew up there and just up and leave the SMod.
    I really love this podcast and really appreciate that Kevin & Co. take the time to sit down for an hour or so and just talk about stuff. Good job lady and sirs.
    Thank you.

  17. Lena Avatar
    Lena

    Simongodofhairdos, dont you dare say that the Tooth Fairy isnt real!!! There will be retribution!

  18. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    Can you get an RSS feed when SModCast updates?

    I keep getting my hopes up when I I check here.

  19. foster Avatar
    foster

    justin i dont think so

  20. foster Avatar
    foster

    kevin new smodcast on tuesday? where do you find the date?

  21. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    Where do you find the date?? Tuesday is April first! April fools day.

  22. Tony W Avatar
    Tony W

    45 is the new 37

    Both deal with sucking and they most definitely were not in a row.

  23. Bryan Avatar
    Bryan

    I don’t know why everyone is getting so pissed. I’m a huge fan of smodcast but i’m an even bigger fan of Kevin Smith movies, everyone needs to realize that he needs to support himself and his family before anything else. I have just been listening to all the old smodcasts to keep me satisfied and I can keep waiting

  24. Chad! Avatar
    Chad!

    can all you people stop talking like Kevin Smith with the “sir’s”

    it’s really fucking annoying, almost like when snoop dogg make the “izzle” in the end of every word and everyone started doing it, be your own person dammit

  25. Matt Croyle Avatar
    Matt Croyle

    Patiently awaiting a new smod.

  26. keith Avatar
    keith

    can all you people stop talking like Kevin Smith with the “sir’s”

    I agree sir it is annoying i cant stand people who copy others

    have a day sir

  27. Rocky Avatar
    Rocky

    Kevin uses the term “sir” a lot?? No way.
    I heard it in ‘Coach Carter’ and it stuck…oh well
    Have a good day sirs.

  28. fella Avatar
    fella

    “can all you people stop talking like Kevin Smith with the “sir’s”

    it’s really fucking annoying, almost like when snoop dogg make the “izzle” in the end of every word and everyone started doing it, be your own person dammit”

    TESTIFY!

  29. Ian Avatar
    Ian

    *sung to the tune of hello muddah, hello fadduh*

    hello fuckers
    hello asses
    could you shut up
    about the smodcasts

    they will post them
    when they’re ready
    sit the fuck down before
    I smack you in the head-y

  30. foster Avatar
    foster

    wow kevin that was a horrible joke shame on you ! jk great joke i came looking for 45 i wonder how many people did the same thing as me

  31. foster Avatar
    foster

    sir is a term used to sho respect alot more people than the great kevin smith do see whst the bid deal is

  32. duff Avatar
    duff

    when i was in the navy everybody was talking like kevin, it was all sir this and sir that

  33. al Avatar
    al

    I disagree. ‘Sir’ is supposed to be used to show respect but it has kind of a condescending vibe to it that is really uncool. Plus, it makes folks sound idiotic when they overuse it.

    Anyway, patiently waiting new smod. Take your time, fellas. Besides, I’d rather a new movie than a new smod any day of the week.

  34. chris Avatar
    chris

    can we please at least get an update as to when and if we can expect a new smodcast? even if its just a general guess and not set in stone, but atleast give us something to think about instead of checking repeatedly.

  35. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    To whoever said that there would be a new podcast today, where exactly did that information come from?

  36. gibby417 Avatar
    gibby417

    thank you sir, may i have another smodcast?

  37. Kevin M. Avatar
    Kevin M.

    I suggest that given that we have ten weeks to catch up on, we get an episode that is roughly 9 1/2 hours long.

  38. Roxas Avatar
    Roxas

    Umm Excuse me Kevin. 10 weeks with no SModcast?!? You better hope that Zack & Miri is the best film we’ve ever seen.. or else we’ll…. Well…. I guess we can’t do anything now can we.

  39. Ringo Avatar
    Ringo

    Wow, I never realized how much I would miss listening to Kevin and Scott’s ramblings. I’ve been forced to replay all 44 podcasts just to get my fix. You guys should be doing an “On The Set” podcast, clue us in on some going ons of the movie.

  40. Big D Avatar
    Big D

    folks, just give up the bitching. It doesn’t help us, and as much as you may think it is, it is not insightful, witty, or in any way contributing to the next Smodcast release. If I were Kevin and Scott, I would read these comments, laugh, and play some poker, letting those who feel they are entitled to bark orders and cajole, plead, and whine about the lack of Smodcasts to continue to lament the fact that their Cheerios have been pissed in.

    really, it boils down to this. Get a fucking life. Go get laid. Go watch Clerks. If you really need a fix, go watch one of the Evening DVD’s. Yeah, we all have them.

    I am sick and fucking tired of all you whining little bitches on this board demanding a new SModcast. Fuck you. Fuck you up your stupid asses. Check the board on Monday. If a new SMod is not up, see the paragraph above until next fucking Monday.

    Big D

  41. D stands for Douche Avatar
    D stands for Douche

    Big D…no one asked you to read the comments, that was your choice. If you don’t like it, go the fuck somewhere else and quit being a douchebag. Take your own advice and just check the page to see if a new smod has been posted. This isn’t a message board, so it’s not like people are blowing up the smodcast thread on viewaskew. Be less of a cunt, and have a nice day.

  42. Philosophical sodomy Avatar
    Philosophical sodomy

    Which is the bigger waste of time? Complaining about the lack of smodcast or mewling about the complaints of others?

    While Big D wretches about everyone’s need to go get laid he masturbates all over the comment section with his self effacing rant.

    Equally a waste of time would be plugging merch… like to mention Kevin’s commentary in the upcoming Region 1 release of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright’s Spaced.

  43. Johnny Avatar
    Johnny

    dang! in the meantime, back to the Ricky Gervais show.

  44. Fill Avatar
    Fill

    I think Kev and Scott missed a huge April fools opportunity. How funny would it have been to come on here and see SMod 45 only to find out it was two different people pretending to be Kev and Scott. Like maybe Brian and Walt.

  45. dano Avatar
    dano

    you dont know what you had until its gone.

    sadface

  46. foster Avatar
    foster

    big d i have done all of that i have even stared watching films that he even had the littlest parts in like law and order and dinner with five that he is in with san lee

  47. foster Avatar
    foster

    maybe a smodcast comentay that we can take to the movies for the new flick

  48. Mr. T Avatar
    Mr. T

    jesus am i ever goin through some nasty withdrawals due to lack of smodcast fixes! its cool tho- i still enjoy re-listening to the previous 44 just the same- its still fuckin hilarious. guess Kev and Scott are tied up with the new flick- which as far as i’m concerned is well worth missing a few ‘casts.

  49. Dick Russo Avatar
    Dick Russo

    Honestly, there is too much hype now. Please cancel Smodcast.

  50. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    This reminds me of when I spent all my moneyin August and didn’t get a job until mid-November, and then there was something wrong with payroll so I didn’t get paid until January. But when I got two months’ worth of pay on that one day, it was so fucking rewarding.

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