Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Nintendo Co. Ltd. Has issued a warning to future Wii consumers – get it now or don’t get it at all. Nintendo issued a statement saying that come this holiday season, the Wii will be harder to find than normal due to expected increase in demand and a launch of one hundred new games. We at QSE News are going to file this in the “No Shit” department.

• A small town in Vermont has won the honor of hosting the preimer of The Simpsons Movie. Springfield, VT, competed with 13 other Springfields across the country to host the event. Producers of The Simpsons said Vermont was chosen because “Seriously… we have to give those people something to live for. What else do they have?”

• Daredevil Evel Knieval and rapper Kanye West are going to a mediator to settle a pending lawsuit.  In December Knieval brought suit against the hip hop star, claiming West used his trademarks in the video for the song “Touch the Sky.”  According to those close to the case, West is willing to settle even though “(West) ain’s saying (Knieval)’s a gold digga, but he ain’t messing with no broke (Rapper).”

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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