Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Idol Kelly Clarkson has fired her management and canceled her Summer tour. Despite the pending release of Clarkson’s new album, My December, the supporting tour was canceled due to poor ticket sales. Clarkson is still planning on touring but says she first has to “check the clock to make sure my 15 minutes aren’t up yet.”

• The third installment of the widely successful Guitar Hero video games is due out early next year. The new game will allow players to rock along with tunes from artists such as Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Tenacious D and the Beastie Boys. Unfortunately, the game will not include one of the songs most requested by fans – “Mary Had a Little Lamb.”

• In movie news, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was number one at the box office, bringing in over 57 million dollars.  The movie, which has not received very many favorable reviews, beat the second place film, Ocean’s Thirteen, by over 30 million dollars.  In related news, silver colored dildo’s have been flying off the shelves as fans try to re-create the movie experience at home.

• And finally, retired game show host Bob Barker has publicly endorsed his friend Rosie O’Donnell as his replacement on The Price Is Right.  While producers narrow down their search for Barker’s replacement, O’Donnell has been heard trying out new catch phrases just in case she gets the job.  Insiders say that O’Donnell’s favorite phrase at the moment is “Come on down!  So I can eat you.”  *DISCLAIMER*  The previous joke was in no way intended to be a joke about Miss O’Donnell being a lesbian.  We here at QSE News would just like to point out that Miss O’Donnell, as we’ve documented before, is a gigantic fat chick who really likes to eat people.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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