Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Spider-Man 3 continued to pummel the competition by raking in another $60 million. The Larry the Cable Guy film, Delta Farce, which openly mocks the U. S. Military, came in fifth with a meager $3.5 million. Delta Farce numbers were surprisingly low as many expected the entire state of Texas to see the film.

• The Motion Picture Associate of America (MPAA) will begin considering smoking when it evaluates whether or not a film is suitable for younger audiences. The MPAA did confirm that grotesque violence will still only command a PG rating.

• Hip Hop artist The Game has been arrested for suspicion of making criminal threats in relation to an event that happened in February. According to Mr. Game’s friends, The Game is confused as to which February incident he’s been arrested for because “He did a lot of [EXPLETIVE DELETED] up [EXPLETIVE DELETED] in February. He is a rapper you know.”

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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