Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• It is being reported that director Robert Rodriguez will be helming a live action version of the classic cartoon The Jetsons.  A Jetsons movie has been rumored for years but has only recently been picking up speed.  Rodriguez is expected to stay close to the original feel of the cartoon but is also expected to add his own personal touches – including a scene where Mr. Spacely shoots Mr. Cogwell in the face with a gun shaped like a penis.

• Fashion guru Isabella Blow has passed away at the age of 48.  Blow was well known in the world of high fashion and is often credited with discovering other designers such as Alexander McQueen and Philip Treacey.  While the fashion world was shocked at Blow’s passing, no one took it quite as hard as troubled rocker Pete Doherty, who mistook the designer for the drug of the same name.

• The host of Extreme Makeover was arrested for driving under the influence this past weekend. Ty Pennington was picked up in Los Angeles after registering a 0.14 percent blood-alcohol level. Upon release, Pennington addressed his fans by proclaiming “I’m Ty Mother {EXPLETIVE DELETED] Pennington. No one is bigger than me! I can do whatever the hell I want and no damn pig is gonna stop me. [Expletive Deleted] the police!”

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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