Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• The popular TV show Lost now has a firm end date. The show will continue for three more seasons, wrapping up in 2010. Series writers and producers have been asking for an end point commitment from ABC since they ran out of good ideas in season two.

• After learning that several sets of golf clubs were stolen from a girl’s high school golf team in Michigan, Kid Rock offered help. Rock will replace all the stolen clubs with custom-made sets. The only condition Rock held is that upon delivery, the girl’s team uses the clubs to either beat up Pamela Anderson or masturbate with. Video proof will be required in both cases.

• The band Evanescence is down to one member from the lineup the brought about the breakthrough record Fallen. Guitarist John LeCompt has been fired and drummer Rocky Gray has quit the band in the last week. We here at QSE News would like to take a moment and thank God for answering our prayers and destroying this band, but – and we’re not being ungrateful here – Linkin Park is still around.  Just saying, God…

• Makers of a new energy drink called Cocaine have pulled their product from the shelves here in the US, after complaints about the way the marketing of the drink was handled.  According to the product webpage, the makers of the drink call it “Speed in a Can” and “Liquid Cocaine,” implying a direct connection with the drug.  In related news, troubled rocker Pete Doherty has a new favorite drink.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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