Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has announced the track listing for his upcoming album, Memory Almost Full.  The disc, which is scheduled to be released on June 5th, marks McCartney’s 21st studio effort and his first in over two years.  Among tracks such as “See Your Sunshine” and “Vintage Clothes,” fans will be treated to freshly-penned songs “You’ll Never Get My Money, You [EXPLETIVE DELETED]” and “Hey Heather, I [EXPLETIVE DELETED] In Your Leg You Whore,” both of which detail McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills.

• Courtney Love has announced that she is planning on selling numerous artifacts from her deceased husband, Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain.  The various items, including the singer’s clothes, will be sold by Christie’s Auction House with the proceeds going directly to Love and her daughter.  The move has shocked many fans of the band as most were convinced that Love had ran out of ways to milk money out of her dead husband’s name years ago.

• Indie music label Touch & Go Records will soon be unveiling a music download store featuring the label’s entire catalog. Touch & Go representatives said the site will also be the only place to download any music by Steve Albini. While several people are applauding the move, some in the recording industry say the label hasn’t gone far enough, especially with regard to making anyone on Earth actually care that this music is available.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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