Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Model turned gold digger Heather Mills was finally voted off of the TV show Dancing With The Stars on Tuesday.  Mills, the former wife of Sir Paul McCartney, has been facing elimination for the past several weeks before finally getting the axe.  When asked for comment, a teary eyed Mills exclaimed “I did the best I could, but the competition just had a leg up on me.”

• It has been announced that Rosie O’Donnell will be leaving her gig at The View. The morbidly obese O’Donnell wasn’t happy with the new contract that ABC was offering and opted to leave the show.  According to sources, ABC offered the porcine princess a $15 million contract but refused to meet O’Donnell’s demand for a “lifetime supply of tasty Hostess snack cakes” clause.

• Spinal Tap is reuniting for a Live Earth concert at London’s Wembley Stadium. The original members, guitarist Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest), singer David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean) and bassist Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer), will all take part in the reunion. Not surprisingly, the promoters are having issues finding a drummer who isn’t afraid to spontaneously combust or explode at the end of the band’s set.

• George Lucas and Mark Hamill have been tapped to lend their voices for an upcoming episode of Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim show Robot Chicken. The episode will be dedicated to Star Wars, with Lucas providing the voice of cartoon version of himself, while Hamill will reprise the role of Luke Skywalker… in cartoon form. The producers of the show were allowed to parody Star Wars in return for all marketing and future editing rights.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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