Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Alec Baldwin has apologized for calling his 11-year-old daughter a “rude, thoughtless pig” after an audio tape with a message from Baldwin to his daughter was leaked to the press last week. Although Baldwin’s comments were inexcusable, everyone agrees that his daughter could stand to lose a couple pounds.

• The film Disturbia was number one at the box office for the second week in a row. The film, which is an “updated” version of Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window, pulled in over $13 million. While watching the film, many have noted that if you listen carefully enough, you can hear Hitchcock spinning in his grave.

• During an interview to hype Spider-Man 3, director Sam Raimi announced that Sony has plans for at least three more Spider-Man films. While details of the on the next films are sketchy, it is believed that in Spider-Man 4, Spidey will go the route of other franchises by including a hokey plot, poor acting and bad writing.

• The internet has been buzzing the last few days about Matt Damon being in negotiations to star as Green Arrow in David Goyer’s movie SuperMax.  In related news, Ben Affleck is in talk to do something with someone to upstage the news of his friend’s potential announcement.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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