Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Comedian Eddie Griffin destroyed a Ferrari Enzo worth $1.5 million while driving the car around a track. Griffin lost control of the rare car while preparing for a charity race in promotion of his new film Redline.  Producers of the film were quick to point out that the wreck was just an accident and in no way foreshadowing with regard to the film or Griffin’s career.

• MTV has announced that it will premiere the entire final season of the hit show Punk’d on April 7th.  All eight episodes will be shown back to back in a special “Sneak Peek,” then the show will make it’s regular “premiere” on April 10.  Insiders see this as a brazen move showing that MTV’s executives are indeed retarded.

• According to rumors, Johnny Depp may be appearing in the next Sin City film from director Robert Rodriguez. Although he may still appear, Depp was more excited about the role when he thought the title was in reference to a party at Rodriguez’s house and not a film.

• Former Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Boreland is coming back with a brand new band and a brand new album. The new band called Black Light Burn will release its first album on June 5th.  In related news, former Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst will also be releasing an album with his new band Come On, I Need Some Money.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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