Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Our nightly prayers have been answered as it appears that the last hold-out Spice Girl has caved in response to a Spice Girls reunion. The Spice Girl known as Mel C, known to her fans as “Sportified spice” or “The Butch One,” was initially against the reunion as she was busy concentrating on a solo career. A spokesperson for the remaining Spice Girls (with the exception of Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham who doesn’t need the money) released a statement to the press noting that “the girls will require at least two weeks notice for any reunion as McDonald’s has a minimum of a two week notice on all leaves of absence.”

• Actor Russell Crowe is set to make his directorial debut with the film Bra Boys.  The film is said to be a fact based drama about the surf community in Australia and not a biography picture about famous cross-dressers RuPaul, Hilary Swank, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Seacrest.

• Author Terry McMillan is suing her former husband and inspiration for her book How Stella Got Her Groove Back for $40 million.  In the suit McMillan claims that Jonathan Plummer only married her to become a US citizen and tried to ruin her reputation during the divorce.  While McMillan is awaiting the courts decision, she is busy writing her latest book tentatively titled How Stella Sued Her Former Husband and Made Enough Cash to Never Have to Write Another Book Again.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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