Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• The film Wild Hogs was number one at the box office this past weekend. The success of the film has set fears into the hearts of women across the country that their husbands will leave them and become really boring actors in a really boring movie.

• Matt Damon is in talks to star as Captain James T. Kirk in a new Star Trek film. Producers for the film were excited to get Damon involved, although they had previously offered the job to Richard Simmons, who turned it down.

• Former Saturday Night Live actor Tim Meadows has been cast in the upcoming TBS comedy The Bill Engvall Show. Meadows will play a doctor on the show while Engvall will play an unfunny and borderline racist comedian. The show is based on Engvall’s real life – except for the part about knowing a black person.

• Singer Kelis was arrested in Miami for disrupting an undercover police sting. Kelis reportedly screamed profanities and racial slurs at two police women disguised as prostitutes. Those close to the investigation say that Kelis was upset that the “hooker’s milkshake” was better than hers.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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