Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Naomi Campbell apparently feels really bad for throwing a cell phone at her maid last year over a pair of missing pants. In Campbell’s defense, the missing pair of pants really went well with that red blouse.

• Former Phish lead singer Trey Anastasio has pleaded not guilty to drug charges stemming from a December 15th run in with Ft. Edwards, NY police. Anastasio is confident of remaining a free man because, as he pointed out, “there are sooooo many drugs floating around in [his stomach], man, there ain’t no way the pigs can just isolate a single one.”

• Everyone that attended Beyonce’s Valentine’s party should go see their doctor. Apparently, a member of Wolfgang Puck’s staff, the party responsible for catering the party, was recently diagnosed with Hepatitis A.  In similar news, those who attended Paris Hilton’s party may want to get checked for crabs.

• The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is threatening YouTube with legal action if clips from this year’s Oscars are not taken down.  YouTube is expected to comply with the Academy’s request and have sent a message to users telling them that they will need to buy the Ellen: Season 1 DVD to get their fill of Ellen Degeneres not being funny.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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