Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• In music news, the five people left that are still waiting for the new Guns N’ Roses album will have to wait a little longer. To clear up the mystery surrounding the continued delays, GNR front man Axl Rose released a statement that simply read “[EXPLETIVE DELETED] our fans.”

• The lead villain has been cast in the upcoming fourth installment of the Rambo film franchise. The casting of an unknown actor to play the villain comes as a shock to many – but still not as big a shock as the fact that they are making another Rambo movie.

• The band My Morning Jacket is hosting a prom for its fans. The prom will be held on two consecutive nights in Athens, GA and will have the theme of “Under the Sea.” Attendees can expect all the traditional prom amenities, including underage drinking and awkward sexual encounters.

• Police in Upton, MA were called in to corral a 2000 pound female cow that was wandering around town.  Witnesses say that the cow became agitated and eventually rammed a police car.  After the incident, Upton police stated that it was all a big misunderstanding and no charges will be filed against Miss Rosie O’Donnell.

• Wii, the Next Generation gaming console from Nintendo, has taken an early lead in the 2007 sales race.  In the month of January, the Wii sold over 435,000 units, which is almost twice as many as either the Playstation 3 or X-Box 360.  Insiders say that pricing has a lot to do with the sales numbers, but other factors may include video game player’s preference for playing with their own Wii.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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