Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Because it had been a week since everyone felt sorry for her, Britney Spears has reminded the world that she is, in fact, deep into a downward spiral by shaving her head. Spears allegedly decided to cut her hair when she couldn’t think of any other area of her skin the world hasn’t seen.

• The band, Queens Of The Stone Age, is hoping to release its new album this June. With the news of the pending release, band members reminded the media that the band has nothing to do with Richard Simmons whatsoever and any similarity in stage names is purely coincidental.

• Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon are set to star together again in an upcoming boxing film. The film will be exactly the same as every other boxing movie ever made.

• Comic book movie Ghost Rider took home the top gross from this weekend’s box office.  The film’s success was a major shock to some, but most insiders see this as a sign that the Americans really want to see Nicholas Cage with his head on fire.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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