Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:
- PBS and Discovery Kids have received the most nominations for this year’s Children’s Programming Emmy’s, receiving 18 and 15 nominations respectively. Not surprisingly, the two shows garnering the lion’s share of the nominations are PBS’s Here… Watch This Until Your Father Gets Home So Mommy Can Take A Nap and Discovery Kids’ Stop Crying You Little [EXPLETIVE DELETED] And Watch The Furry Animals.
- Ruport Murdoch has proven, once again, that he has the “testisatchels” to take on a little controversy. Murdoch announced today that his film division, 20th Century Fox, has acquired the rights to a second Borat film. In response to the announcement, racists, misogynists and homophobes across the nation filled lawsuits against Murdoch, 20th Century Fox and Borat himself, Sacha Baron Cohen, in anticipation of the comedian “making them look like total, [EXPLETIVE DELETED] [EXPLETIVE DELETED]!”
- In TV news, Mitchell Hurwitz, creator of Arrested Development, is doing a new show called The Thick of It for ABC. For the show, which is based on a sitcom from England, Hurwitz plans on using the same formula that he used on Arrested Development. The Thick of It will premier in the fall and will not be understood by the American public, leading to its cancellation in December.
- Daniel Baldwin, known to many as “the other completely and utterly talent-less Baldwin,” has found himself in hot water after failing to appear in a Newport Beach court. Police issued a $25,000 bench warrant for the actor on charges of unlawfully taking a vehicle and receiving stolen property. Baldwin’s manager issued a statement that said Baldwin “can’t talk about the case at this time, but it sure is nice to finally see his name getting mentioned more than Alec’s.”
That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.
(Compiled by J. Allen)
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