Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Actor Ryan O’Neal, the star of the film Paper Moon, was arrested for allegedly assaulting his son. According to police reports, O’Neal assaulted his son by forcing him to watch his film The Assault of the Killer Bimbos 13 times in a row.

• According to the man himself, Joss Whedon is no longer attached to write or direct the upcoming Wonder Woman film. Rather than capitalizing on the fanatical, built in audience Whedon brings with him, DC hopes to move in a direction similar to that of the blockbuster Catwoman film.

• In additional comic to movie news, David Goyer, will not be helming a Flash feature film. Rather than capitalizing on the fanatical, built in audience Goyer brings with him, DC hopes to move in a direction similar to that of the blockbuster Catwoman film.

• Clint Eastwood is being honored by the Motion Picture Association of America. Eastwood will receive a Jack Valenti Humanitarian Award. The MPAA has promised to keep the ceremony a family affair by removing all “indecent” language and sexual situations. Extreme violence will be shown in full.

• Acclaimed director Roman Polanski has said his next film will be a tale of the events before and after the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.  While casting is still a way’s off, Polanski is said to be interested in working with some of today’s hottest young actresses and then sleeping with them.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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