WORST-CASE SCENARIO
You know your friend called you eight times last week. The red light’s flashing on the machine. You know it’s him. It’s clearly your turn to show some love, yet another week goes by. The obligation to call begins to haunt you. Had you called that first week, there’s no way you’d be this plagued by guilt. But by now it’s clear… the guilt has won. You stop checking your machine. You stop answering your phone, entirely. Two weeks later, there you are: in a corner of the apartment, eating the last of the Cheez-Its and conversing with the blue gnome you’ve discovered living in your sock drawer.

MAYBE NOT THE GNOME
Okay, may it hasn’t gotten that bad. But still, I’ve been playing the role of “bad friend” to all of you for the past two months. And you deserve an explanation.

NO, I’M NOT SEEING ANOTHER BLOG.
It’s just that ours is so damn complicated for me. You could say I’m not the blogging type (no pun intended). You see, it takes me THREE HOURS to write one blog. This may overwhelm many of you, considering the tripe you’ve been subjected to in the eight months I’ve been writing for this website. But it’s true. Three hours for maybe five paragraphs. What’s even more baffling is that I still have no idea who’s reading this besides my father. I feel like the words are getting sucked into a void. And yet, I’m a man of my word. I have no intention of giving up on Quick Stop Entertainment staff nor the three, possibly four fans (dad included) who’ve given their valuable time to reading this blog.

A SOLUTION
As a result, I’ve decided to rearrange the format of this blog. Starting in February, I will begin podcasting my tripe. You heard it correctly, I’m letting go of the writing reigns to focus on an AUDIO PODCAST for QSE. My aim is to get more entries out to all of you wonderful people on a more consistent basis. I’ll also be able to get the rest of the Take Me Home cast and crew involved. Rather than listening to my drivel alone, you’ll be able to hear from the likes of Mike Hobert (Lonnie on Scrubs and the producer of Take Me Home) and Jeff Seibenick (director of Advantage Hart, our film’s editor, and the most aggravating man you’ll ever love). I think you’re going to dig the results. It’s better for you, it’s better for me. Gnomes be damned!!

TALK AT YOU SOON!

-Sam Jaeger

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