Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Kid Rock is putting together a new album that he hopes will hit stores this year. Rock, who partially blames the character of Borat for the end of his marriage with Pamela Anderson, has enlisted the help of Rick Rubin to assist with production duties. The new album will likely continue to further Rock’s unique blend of Rock ‘n Roll and suck.

• Writer/Director Mitchell Lichtenstein, whose debut horror film, Teeth, just hit the festival circuit, is already making plans for a sequel.  The movie, which centers around a woman who attacks men with the tiny teeth in her vagina, is generating huge buzz amongst viewers.  When asked where he got such an idea, Lichtenstein said that he “saw that picture of Britney Spears [EXPLETIVE DELETED]” and thought that “it just looked hungry.”

• Insiders are reporting that Nicholas Cage is the leading contender to play musician Liberace in a new biopic.  While this may seem like odd casting, the two do have several things in common – Cage is known for action movies such as The Rock and Con Air where his characters kick ass whereas Liberace was a flamboyant piano player who… well, you finish the joke.

• The National Restaurant Association is asking Nationwide Insurance to pull the plug on a planned Super Bowl ad featuring Kevin Federline.  The non-gun toting NRA claims that the commercial, which features Federline working as a fast food cook, is demeaning and unpleasant to restaurant employees.  Nationwide released a statement defending the ad stating “working in a fast food restaurant is not nearly as demeaning and unpleasant as actually being Kevin Federline.”

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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