Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Famous animal killer and rockstar Ted Nugent offended several people at an inauguration party for Texas Governor Rick Perry. Attendees of the party were upset by Nugent sporting a confederate flag t-shirt and spouting racially charged comments about non-English speaking people. More people were originally offended by the comments until they realized they were in Texas.

• Several prominent American Muslim groups are protesting the TV show 24 because of the show’s portrayal of Muslims. The show features a Muslim terrorist organization carrying out attacks on United States soil. Producers of the show said they only used Muslims as the “bad guys” because Richard Simmons was unavailable.

• In celebrity baby news, Keri Russell has announced that she is pregnant.  Russell, best known as the title character on the show Felicity, has vowed to never, ever let her child get a haircut.

• After watching an early cut of Spider-Man 3, Sony executives are so impressed that they are already in negations with David Koepp to write a fourth movie.  In order to appeal to a younger audience, Koepp plans on introducing a new, all CGI sidekick – Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham.

• And finally today, according to sources close to the band, Rage Against the Machine may be reuniting for this year’s Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival. With the news of a possible reunion, several large corporations including Starbucks, Pepsi and Nike have been contacted to sponsor the band’s set at singer Zach de la Rocha’s request… because he’s broke.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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