Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be starring in the new Iron Man movie alongside Robert Downey, Jr. Paltrow is set play a secretary to Downey’s character in the film. To prepare for the role and working with Downey, Paltrow has been spending time in methadone clinics and AA meetings.

• According to reports coming out of England, Michael Jackson is trying to sell his infamous Neverland Ranch to David and Victoria Beckham. Although interested at first, the couple decided against it when they read the fine print of the contract that stated “Mr. Jackson will have complete access to Neverland Ranch and any children on the premises, whenever he wants.” Victoria also expressed hesitation because the whole place smelled like Bubbles.

• Jennifer Aniston will be joining former Friends co-star Courtney Cox on the show Dirt. During the episode, Aniston and Cox will play rival tabloid magazine editors.  In related news, former Friends co-star Matt LeBlanc will take any acting job you can give him.  Please?

• Country singer Keith Urban has completed his stint in rehab and is ready to get back on the road with a short run of shows scheduled in Europe. Although not on the itinerary, Urban plans on making a stop in Amsterdam which he said he may or may not come back from.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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