Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

• The American fashion industry has released a list of recommendations aimed at promoting health among models. To ensure the list is understood by everyone in the fashion industry, it will be drawn in crayon and feature pictures of “bad things” (like heroin filled syringes) with big red lines through them and frownie faces next to them.

• Starting this past weekend and continuing through March, producers of the Sci-Fi Channel’s Who Wants To Be A Superhero will be traveling around the country looking for new reality show hopefuls.  Contestants will be asked to dress up as a hero of their own creation and give a synopsis on their beliefs and virtues.  Much like the first season of the show, contestants will run around in spandex doing heroic deeds while the rest of America watches a different channel.

• After a longer than expected break, HBO has announced that the critically acclaimed series, The Sopranos, will return for the second half of it’s final season on April 8th.  During the final nine episodes, viewers will see resolutions to a number of story lines.  To coincide with the premier, the State of New Jersey is planning on making the day a state-wide holiday.

• American Idol survivor and country music superstar Carrie Underwood will be heading into the studio next month to work on her sophomore album. When Faith Hill heard the news she immediately through her hands up in the air and said “what the {EXPLATIVE]? {EXPLATIVE] that chick! I mean seriously you guys!” The moment was caught on video and will be available on YouTube later this afternoon.

• Rapper and soccer aficionado The Game commented on David Beckham’s new American assignment by saying “I’d kick David Beckham’s ass on any given day.” The Game had to later retract the statement when he found out that soccer was a sport and not a term for cooking and/or smoking cocaine.

That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

(Compiled by J. Allen)

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