Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:
Rock star Gary Glitter may be released from a Vietnamese prison sooner than expected. Glitter, who was convicted of molesting two Vietnamese girls, was originally sentenced to three years in prison but may be released as early as May for “good behavior.” Glitter gives credit for his rapid rehabilitation to his new-found friend and mentor, Michael Jackson. “Michael has been there for me with love and understanding… and, umm, some helpful tips on how not to get caught again.”
- Apparently, not everyone loves Paris and Britney as much as we do here at QSE News. Mr. Blackwell, the self-proclaimed “celebrity fashion police chief” gave the dynamic duo the top spot on his 47th annual “Worst Dressed” list. When pressed for comment on why he chose “P” and “B” as his worst dressed, Mr. Blackwell stated that, to him at least, a “vagina is not a fashion accessory to be worn out in the open like a broach.”
- Bindi Irwin, the eight-year-old daughter of the late “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin, is set this week to kick off her own TV show, Bindi, Jungle Girl. The show, which will premiere later this year, will honor Steve Irwin’s memory as each week, Bindi will find a new and creative way to kill a stingray.
- The man behind Buffy The Vampire Slayer is coming back for more. Joss Whedon will revisit his most famous creation in a new series of comic books. When the news broke, mothers across the country said “great, now my 31-year-old son will never leave the bathroom.â€
- In celebrity love news, Oscar winning actress Hilary Swank has once again found love. Swank, who divorced ctor Chad Lowe last year, is said to be “totally in love” with her new mystery man. Those close to Swank reveal that the pair met while Swank was reading for the role of The Joker in the new Batman movie.
That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.
(Compiled by J. Allen)
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