Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:
Famous lesbian, Rosie O’Donnell, has found herself in hot water after stating on her show, The View, that the Chinese language is comprised mostly of “chings” and “chongs.” In a statement to the press regarding those comments, O’Donnell stated that, contrary to popular belief, she is not racist against people of Chinese decent and what she meant to say is that the Chinese have an endearing love for Cheech and Chong.
- In “they’ll give a recording contract to anybody†news, actress Halle Barry is going to release a CD next year simply titled Halle. Music industry insiders say this latest announcement is a clear sign that record executives have completely given up on entertaining the public and are now focusing solely on punishing them.
- After being arrested for an alleged DUI, it was revealed that reality “star” Nichole Richie weighed in at a whopping 85 pounds. I think we here at QSE speak for everyone when we say “come on Nichole, you’re really letting yourself go. Put the cake down and have some damn self respect. Just because you are no longer on TV doesn’t mean you have to eat everything in site.â€
- Early punk icon Iggy Pop has re-teamed with his original band, The Stooges, and plans are being laid to release a new studio album; the first by the band in over 30 years. Although he experienced some success with the Stooges, Pop is best known for penning the song “Lust for Life†for the movie Trainspotting and also for starring as “The Crypt Keeper” on HBO’s long running show, Tales From the Crypt.
- In a touching moment, troubled singer Courtney Love broke down in tears as a judge ended her probation for assault and battery and dismissed three previous drug charges. When asked what she was going to do on her first day of freedom, Love stated, in between sobs, that she was “gonna cook a spoon, [EXPLETIVE DELETED] a couple a dudes and find out which mother [EXPLETIVE DELETED] narc’d on me.”
That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.
(Compiled by J. Allen)
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