The Todd’s Tips for Talking to the Ladies

Anytime the Todd gets bored with a lady who goes on and on about shopping, shoes or spas, I just focus on their boobs.

I like to watch them jiggle as they talk…that makes it all worthwhile. Blah, blah, blah and jiggle.

The Todd’s Drink of Choice for Big Nights on the Town

Vicodin, viagra, creatine and red bull, on the rocks. It keeps me happy, hard and alert at all times. Plus, the creatine cuts down on the recovery time between sexual encounters.

The Todd’s Tip for Valentine’s Day

Instead of wasting time on a boring date, throwing away money on flowers and chocolates, the Todd says stays home, pop a viagra, and please yourself with your weak hand. That way it feels like you’re getting lucky on a blind date.

And finally, since The Todd is a doctor, the best one at Sacred Heart Hospital, here is some medical advice.

The Todd’s Cure for the Common Cold

Take 2 Hotties. Get in Bed. Watch Women’s Volleyball.

Now that’s what this Doctor ordered… until next week, later…

The Todd

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