April 3rd, 2006
On The Road with High Five Todd:

Check it playas! The Todd was in Las Vegas this weekend! The Todd met a hottie. Kalannea is her name, she’s a magician, who eats and blows fire. So I told her my nickname in high school was fire! Needless to say, she showed me her act. Twice. It was so good, I offered to become part of the act, professionally. A 2 man show, that would be a great way to make a living. You know, she could say, “ladies and gentleman, now I will blow Fire. Fire, would you please come out on stage.” Then the Todd would enter and give the crowd what they want! A second career for the Todd! Who’s with me?!

Fire Blowing Five!

Vegas is crazy, I will be back there on April 27th & 28th at the Palms for anyone else who wants to show me their act!!!

A trip like that makes the Todd think it’s time to leave Sacred Heart Hospital. The competition is getting really tight for attending positions next year and it might be a time for me to move to Vegas and hang my own shingle. The Plastic Surgeon for the Ladies of Las Vegas. I’ll be knee deep in boobs all day long. Think about it,  boob jobs and liposuction all day, making the ladies ready for primetime. That would be a dream come true…we’ll see how it goes at Sacred Heart, otherwise I’m packing my suit case with DD’s and heading to Vegas!

Double D Five!

later,

The Todd

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