September 19, 2005
Sacred Heart Hospital
8 am

There are 12 residents competing for 4 attending positions at Sacred Fart Hospital, so the Big Dog has been kissing Dr. Wen’s butt big time the last few weeks. I mean come on, I’m sure Dr. Wen is impressed with my huge guns and my luck with the ladies, but clearly I’m the best surgeon. I rock! Still it doesn’t hurt to show a little love and kiss a little tushy to seal the deal.

I offered to tutor his daughter in math or science, or whatever else pops up, but he didn’t go for that. Then I offered to take him to my favorite massage parlor. Again, he wasn’t too excited. So we settled on dinner at Hooters! He’ll love it there, they have great wings (& breasts too). That’s how the Big Dog rolls.

Anyway, J.D. is turning 30. I guess that’s a big deal, I’ll let you know how it feels when it happens to me – in 2 years. Right now let’s face it, I’m in my prime sexually and ever other way too. I started taking a karate class. I take it 2-3 times a week, and I’m really learning how to kick some butt. Some of the dudes around Sacred Fart are doing the triathlon this weekend, not me. The only thing I can commit to doing for 6 hours at a time is pleasing the ladies! Come on! Marathon Sex Five! That’s how I do!

I heard Turk was going to hypnotize a patient and perform surgery, instead of using anesthesia. I tried to hypnotize this really hot babe once and it worked. Unfortunately, half way through our steamy sexual encounter she snapped out of it and wasn’t too pleased to be on my water bed with her feet duct taped around my back. So now I’m very skeptical when it comes to hypnotizing people.

Thanks for reading my blog. Check back with the Todd next week to find out what’s really happening at Sacred Fart.

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