August 29th, 2005
Sacred Heart Hospital
9 am

I’m so excited to go to work today… the new interns are here and I love terrorizing them! It’s like when you join a frat; they’re the pledges and I’m already a brother. I have to see if these newbies are up to the challenge. Dance Newbie, dance!

I’ve stayed up all night thinking of practical jokes to play on them – they have no idea what they’re in for… basically the best one so far is, I soaped up all the toilet bowl seats in the locker rooms, so when the newbies sit down they slip off… classic! Self five! I’m on the look out all day for interns and when I see them, they’re in trouble. It’s going to be great.

I noticed Elliot isn’t really around and I think she transferred to another hospital. Bummer, cause I really thought she was starting to warm up to me. If I had a couple of more months I could have closed that. No doubt about it in my mind. Maybe she’ll realize she misses me and decide to come back. In the meantime I guess the Todd will have to show himself some love.

I’m going down to the gym after my shift to pump the guns. I’m huge right now, strong and lean, I’m sure every nurse in this hospital has noticed. I can feel the looks. Maybe I’ll cut the sleeves on my scrubs a little more so the ladies can enjoy. With the Summer coming to an end I want the ladies to enjoy my tan, huge guns! I’m sure Dr. Cox will be in the gym today, he’s always down there. He works hard at it, I hope
when I’m his age I look as good as he does.

By the way, Dr. Kelso was collecting urine samples and I’ve decided to go to the pet store and get some monkey urine. I’ll turn that in and we’ll see what the lab tech guys think of that. Classic Todd. Self five for the great idea. Who rules? I rule!

That’s it for now,

The Todd a.k.a the Big Dog

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