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SModcast 90

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 90: Forgeticus! –

In which our heroes apparate into the realms of magic and homoeroticism.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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115 responses to “SModcast 90”

  1. Nate Avatar
    Nate

    “He did it too.”

    Hilarious

  2. emmyUK Avatar
    emmyUK

    sexy women german voice……….. GENIUS

  3. Hurricane Natalie Avatar
    Hurricane Natalie

    I laughed my ass off, thanks! The gift after laughter is the second best after music. 🙂

  4. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    Nice.. Now the smodience can stop complaining about the lack of smod, yelling at each other for complaining, and yelling at each other for yelling at each other for complaining..

  5. Christine Avatar
    Christine

    Not a Harry Potter fan but still looooved hearing a NEW SMODCAST! Happy birthday Kev!

  6. SilentMewesDNG Avatar
    SilentMewesDNG

    Eh, guess I’ll give it a listen, just for old time’s sake. I fear this fast may have broken the camel’s back. I found other podcasts that filled my podcast slots. SModcast may be forced to remain on my injured reserved list for the time being. I guess it all depends on what I think of this one. Based on the comments so far, I really hope this isnt an hour of two grown men waxing philosophical about Harry fucking Potter.

    Nick Redmond, shut the fuck up already. Seven posts in a row is just ridiculous. And also, it’s spelled “citing”, not “siting”. Use the goddamn spellcheck for fuck’s sake.

  7. Erebos Avatar
    Erebos

    Thanks i neeed this so bad

  8. Debbie Avatar
    Debbie

    Laughing so hard, got into trouble at work! Thank you!

  9. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    Wow.. Whole new angle on dumbledore’s twelve uses of dragon’s blood…

  10. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Spectacular SMod filled with hilarity! Thanks for the new SMOD!

  11. Lee Howard Avatar
    Lee Howard

    Welcome back, guys; it’s been a lonely six weeks.

  12. SoCyarria Avatar
    SoCyarria

    Kevin, the spell you were looking for is Obliviate.

    http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Charm

  13. Popping brains Avatar
    Popping brains

    13×3=39, that’s bad luck x 3 Smith.

  14. chuck Avatar
    chuck

    Smodicus maximus!!

  15. zeb Avatar
    zeb

    J. K. Rowling the harry potter righter stoll this and put in in the first movie where dudley has 36 presents and last year he had 37

  16. Whitey Avatar
    Whitey

    I just came. Seriously.

  17. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    I love you smith, but can you please shut the fuck up when scott is talking!!!! Jesus, he starts talking about something cool then you cut him off and he never gets to finish!!!!! What did the people at Disney tell him. Fuck man.

  18. Sarisippius Avatar
    Sarisippius

    I would just like to express my appreciation and gratitude that I can download the mp3 and never have to deal with the cursed itunes. Thanks again!

  19. Phill Avatar
    Phill

    I just wanted to let you guys know that you put this up right when I needed it so bad. My girlfriend and I were fighting all night, then my car broke down, then my ride to come get me from my broken car was pulled over by a cop. I’m gonna take a shower in a minute so I can rub my balls, because I’m pretty sure I’ll get testy cancer after the way tonight has gone.

    BUT I HAVE A NEW SMODCAST TO LISTEN TO! and that brightens up what is left of my night. Thanks, I love you guys so much.

  20. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    At the risk of having this comment buried under all these new replies, does anyone remember the SModcast in which Kevin talked about why he doesn’t like drinking? He says something to the effect of, “If being sober is A, and being drunk is C, I can’t get through B, drinking.”

    I know I’m butchering the quote, but I need someone’s help finding the exact episode. Thanks to whomever helps.

  21. california Avatar
    california

    this was the best spod in forever.
    even with the fucking bark from hell , yea yea yea… scott hits an astounding 37 “yea’s” in a row!!
    thanks for the image of “forget-a-kiss”
    scott need to drop the comic and finish the book of dirty spells first.
    happy b-day

  22. Chance. Avatar
    Chance.

    As soon as I saw the episode description I thought; “Again!?”.

  23. Bear is Driving!!!!! Avatar
    Bear is Driving!!!!!

    I am very happy in the pants because of new Smodcast!

  24. Alex S. Avatar
    Alex S.

    Awesome episode, listened to it three times already.
    Something about the fuck Identity, and good luck to Scott with all of his doings

  25. tommm Avatar
    tommm

    69 Responses to “SModcast 90”

    sadly i lolled

  26. matthew Avatar
    matthew

    FINNALLYY!! Cant wait to get off work

  27. Let's Go Sox Avatar
    Let’s Go Sox

    Kevin’s Hey Video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88LoOs-sIEs

  28. Topher86 Avatar
    Topher86

    LOL! at a little after 54 minutes Mosier sounds just like Barry Gibb. It’s halarious.

  29. smiley Avatar
    smiley

    can’t wait to hear it

  30. Chris Fischer Avatar
    Chris Fischer

    THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. chuck Avatar
    chuck

    fuck!! finally a new smod!!!

  32. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    w00p This will make my 5 hour train trip ll the more sweeter and that much more bearable

  33. chuck Avatar
    chuck

    suckmydickicus!!!!!

  34. Ben from Canada Avatar
    Ben from Canada

    I’m part of the joyous throng so happy to finally get a new Smod after far too long a break. I woke up early and took extra time getting to work so I’d hear the whole thing. Genius! Scott just cracks me right the fuck up.

  35. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    HAPPY B-DAY, BIG GUY. 😉

  36. Tristan Avatar
    Tristan

    The Staind song at the beginning just made me laugh so hard for some reason

  37. John Avatar
    John

    Haven’t listen to this one yet but I wanted to pass this along.

    Another reason to be afraid of swimming TIGERS!
    http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/terrifying-underwater-encounters-bengali-white-tiger/14065

  38. JB Avatar
    JB

    If I wanted to listen to Mugglecast, I would have downloaded Mugglecast.

  39. MuteWitness Avatar
    MuteWitness

    Haven’t laughed so hard during a SMod in a long time. Keep up the rants, guys!

  40. rometen Avatar
    rometen

    JB: well i doubt mugglecast can be this homoerotic and funny. great SMOD i never gave up hope.

  41. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    His films were always going to be immortal. We just didn’t expect them to outlive him this quickly.

    R.I.P. John Hughes [1950-2009]

  42. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    Mr. Mom is one of those cinematic gems, which so rarely receives the recognition it deserves. I’ve also thought fonder of that film. Family movies THAT good, could only have been made in the 80’s. Luckily for us, it all came to fruition.

    Too soon. The night sky is going to be a little darker this evening. 🙁

  43. Hunter B. Avatar
    Hunter B.

    Good to see praying to Buddy Christ works! We got Smod! Congrats Scott and can’t wait to see “Couple of Dicks” or any form of that tremendous nomenclature.

  44. zach Avatar
    zach

    awesome guys! 🙂

  45. FudgementDay Avatar
    FudgementDay

    update the feedburner feed please? much thanks…

  46. Star Avatar
    Star

    Cheers guys, thank you for Smodcast 90. And the movies, especially Dogma. I haven’t seen any since Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but since listening to Smodcast I’ve purchased Porno, Jersey Girl and Chasing Amy, Smodcast reignited my interest. Will be watching them with my 16yr old son, I introduced him to Jay and Silent Bob with Clerks when he was but a child.

    I’m over here in Scottland. Want to tell you Kevin, Scott and everyone else I’ve heard on Smodcast…I can’t imagine life without Smodcast, your lovely people, you all entertain me, you make me laugh, I’m impressed at your intelligence sometimes, and other times your level of ignorance amazes me, it’s all good.

    I really enjoy the backing music too, have downloaded a few songs having heard them for the first time on Smodcast. You give me THE only American podcast I listen to. I pay homage to your brilliance, thank you guys, everyone who I’ve been privilaged to enjoy on Smodcast.

    Tonight I discovered Jason Mewes has his own podcast, downloading them as I type here, he is HOT.

  47. Crumpled Dickskin Avatar
    Crumpled Dickskin

    Thanks fellas !

  48. Gumpy Avatar
    Gumpy

    Remembercus, I nearly pissed myself!!!

  49. TossMySalad Avatar
    TossMySalad

    Any New Smod this week

  50. SilentMewesDNG Avatar
    SilentMewesDNG

    Funniest SMod I’ve heard in a while.
    Good work guys.

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