SModcast 86

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 86: Hot Coco –

In which our heroes wanna live forever and learn how to fly.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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91 responses to “SModcast 86”

  1. Ray Avatar
    Ray

    early SMod…cool.

  2. MuteWitness Avatar
    MuteWitness

    Woot!

  3. MuteWitness Avatar
    MuteWitness

    Woot! New SMod before bedtime. Brill.

  4. Michael Robson Avatar
    Michael Robson

    WOOO NEW SMOD!! Now off to bed to listen to it before my exam in the morning wish me luck…please I need it 🙁

  5. Fredrik Avatar
    Fredrik

    Yes! Problem is that the time is 00:04 in Sweden and I have to get up to work in seven hours. Smodcast is destroying my career 🙂

  6. PoonDockTaint Avatar
    PoonDockTaint

    Woooo! Early! Awesome!

  7. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    Wow, early smod.

    Thanks guys, this will help me relax so I can go to bed. 🙂

  8. Anders Avatar
    Anders

    Good work sirs

  9. Jon Kearnes Avatar
    Jon Kearnes

    Damn how many people listen to Smodcast going to bed? Thank god when the dog aint barking and Kevin aint shouting is all I can say 🙂

    Michael I feel ya, although you’ll probably never read this 😛 I too have an exam in the morning and am gonna need some serious luck my way!

  10. Art Avatar
    Art

    Early SMod is better than a blowjob. I have to confess I was a little put off by Kevin’s pot smoking (in earlier casts), but I’m back for more.
    Let’s hope our favorite tubby bitch (hey, I’m a big guy too) finally gives up the dope.

  11. DAVID Avatar
    DAVID

    Hellyeah…blaze and listen to a new Smod…I love it

  12. Loki J Avatar
    Loki J

    Its a Sunday Miracle!!!!

  13. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    I wish yall would fuck off about the pot smoking, I think its fucking great

  14. fingerlings Avatar
    fingerlings

    Thanks a lot. I’m totally addicted to SModcast now and I’ve listened to every single one in about a month. I wish I would have went much slower because I’ve become used to listening to like 3 or more of them a day and now I only get one a week.

  15. Cory Avatar

    Kevin Smith, I Love You!

  16. Dexter Avatar
    Dexter

    Let the man smoke, he’s an entertainer and an artist. If we’re laughing, does it matter?

  17. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    new SMod for work… i work 11pm to 7am.. Smodcast helps me get through the night

  18. BOOYA Avatar
    BOOYA

    I liked it a fair amount. Hope Mosier comes back soon because I miss his opinion on things. Any smod is still better than no smod.

  19. Hans Avatar
    Hans

    yay, sweet procrastination. I enjoy every second of it.

  20. Phill Avatar
    Phill

    HELL YEAH NEW SMOD! I really needed this one guys, thanks.

    And I too like to listen while going to bed. Not the best way, because I stay awake laughing, but it’s worth it to fall asleep listening. Sometimes gives me some hilarious dreams

  21. Ken Avatar
    Ken

    Thanks guys — I really needed this.

  22. Tennessee Erb Avatar
    Tennessee Erb

    Anyone else catch Family Guy’s slap in the face to Kev tonight??? At least Kevin’s jokes are tied to the story, im just sayin…

  23. Mubarak Avatar
    Mubarak

    I have an exam tomorrow too! I’m gonna download it now, put it on my ipod, so it can cheer me up on the tube ride home from my exam!

    So glad this is out, cos ive just run out of bagged and boarded eps.

  24. Mubarak Avatar
    Mubarak

    And if you don’t like the pot smoking, don’t listen!
    SModcast isn’t a customer service, it isn’t gonna change to fit your needs, they do what they do, if you wanna join the ride and listen, go ahead.

    But don’t try and change the show, or people. You do you and let them do them.

  25. Mubarak Avatar
    Mubarak

    actually you know what, I take that back.
    You got an opinion on the pot smoking, speak your mind sir.
    That’s the board’s for. Freedom of speech.
    Apologies Mr “Art”
    You shall be heard!

  26. Apple Avatar
    Apple

    Man, what the hell was that?! The first commentary I ever listened to was Clerks. You got me addicted to commentaries. Your voice had been with me for years while I watched my favorite movies. I’ve always found you to be intelligent and witty and you seem like a wonderful all around kind of guy. I haven’t been able to watch movies lately because my partner isn’t into them and I’ve missed you. But this was just depressing. I’m not sure what’s even happened the last two years, have you smoked yourself stupid?? I’m just… I don’t even have words.

  27. Byrne42 Avatar
    Byrne42

    What did Family Guy say about Kev?

  28. rometen Avatar
    rometen

    haha. half way through it became the return of jabba the smith. great character.

  29. brian Avatar
    brian

    @ Tenneesee:
    I came on to post that very same thing! Great minds, huh?

    Any one else?

  30. Matt S. Avatar

    Kev,
    when you were talking about your God moment, I thought you were going to say it was when you stick your peenie in a particular hoo-ha.
    But, then you went a different, more sophisticated way with your answer.

  31. CHROMEZOMBIE Avatar
    CHROMEZOMBIE

    I think i spotted a little Tim Minchin in there around the 30 min mark.

  32. Michael Robson Avatar
    Michael Robson

    Thanks for the good luck Jon Kearnes. Just got back from my exam don’t think it worked lol I will be sooooo close to getting what I needed. Hope your exam went better!

  33. Moviebrainrot Avatar

    I don’t have a problem with the pot smoking at all, but I find the better podcasts deal with things in and around film. I find very interesting what shows they watch and theories they have.

    I am a huge dvd / Blu-ray colector myself, and it is fun hearing kevin talk about his collection. PS- I picked up “viva knievel” on dvd yesterday for $3. I watched that as a kid and I am ready for some serious bad movie watching!

  34. j.woof Avatar
    j.woof

    we got a need for smeed that has been filled

  35. Flush Studios Avatar

    AWESOME! I’m glad Kevin has been keeping on track with putting up these casts. It helps motivate me on Mondays…

  36. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Dude great smod!! and i watched family guy and the took a Cheap shot at Kev haha

  37. Alan Avatar
    Alan

    Another good SMod, but #85 was funnier… “I knew this day would come…” hahahahaaa Kev the Hut is the funniest character ever! We need Kevin’s Kev the Hut to meet Scott’s Paris Hilton!!

    Thanks again!

  38. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    Hello all.

    Anyone know the song at the end of this week’s show? Thanks in advance.

  39. devin Avatar
    devin

    new smod fuck yea!!!

  40. tyler Avatar
    tyler

    so another week before we get this one on itunes?

  41. Peter J. Avatar
    Peter J.

    This Smod didn’t make me laugh once. But, then again . . . I wasn’t really paying close attention.

    Here here. Good tune. It sounds like Vampire Weekend, though I’m guessing it’s not.

    A long time ago . . . on the Clerks Cartoon commentaries . . . Kev took a shot at Family Guy. I guess Seth finally decided to return fire.

    BTW WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CLERKS (ANIMATED) MOVIE?!?!? I thought I heard Jay mention that it got delayed. It seems like more and more that it’s never going to happen. Especially w/ that Smod a couple months ago, when Kev talked about “turning the page” (on his career).

    FAME is one of those flick, which will continue to be remember for a long time. Hopefully this new one will turn some ppl on to the original.

    NOW STRIP!!!!!!

  42. Tessa Avatar
    Tessa

    Unrelated to SMod, but I just graduated Sunday and my Senior quote was one from Scott in the Clerks 2 commentary: “Not every moment rules.”

  43. Zorque Avatar
    Zorque

    I know this probably won’t filter down to Kevin Smith or Bryan Johnson, but I’m too cheap to pay the measly two bucks for registering on the View Askew forum (not having a job and all) but I have to say it so it’s said.

    I pose this question about this SMod: How do you know you want to get into chemistry or algebra or whatever if you don’t take at least the introductory classes? You’re not really going to see what they are from the basic classes in elementary/middle school. So the classes in High School are to give direction to the students, so they know “this isn’t for me” or “holy crap, I like this! I want to pursue this!”

  44. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Yay smodcast!

  45. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    btw Kev should be careful with making it public knowledge that his innate defense mechanism is free blowjobs. That’s just asking for trouble! =P

  46. ryan Avatar
    ryan

    half way down the page i saw that it becomes jabba the smith, i havent listened to it yet but i now am extremely excited.

  47. Jeff T Avatar
    Jeff T

    Hey Kev, just to let you know how useless most math is you learn in school, I am a senior level software engineer and I never use math beyond addition and multiplication.

  48. Travis Avatar

    Hah, that was a great one.
    The song at the beginning and ending is Hounds of Love, covered by The Futureheads.

  49. ash Avatar
    ash

    on another note, someone needs to ask mr kevin smith if it was him who wrote the trivia track on road house
    …it sounds like a smodcast script

  50. Cam Avatar
    Cam

    Fuck family guy for that joke. After that episode I’ll never watch another(not because I’m a super fanboy, but more because I havent had one good laugh for like two seasons). I read on IGN that you, creators of South Park, Futurama, and Ren and Stimpy disliked it too. True? P.S. please make one more jay and bob movie before hanging up the viewaskewniverse.

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