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SModcast 42

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SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 42: SMerry Christmas –

In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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74 responses to “SModcast 42”

  1. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Sweet, I wasnt expecting one this week, but now I have something to drown out the noise my boss makes when she opens her mouth tommorrow (Or rather today since its already Xmas in Atlantic Canada.)

  2. Corey D. Avatar
    Corey D.

    What better way to spend my Christmas then listening to my favorite Podcast! You guys are great, keep it up!

  3. Darren Wright Avatar
    Darren Wright

    Cool! Another SModcast to listen to! I, like Chris, wasn’t expecting a new one this week.
    Its freezing cold here in Manchester, England. There’s no snow just freezing fog and horrible pissy rain, my girlfriends off at her mothers, I have a bottle of Jack Daniels and Jagermeister within arms reach (none of that egg nog rubbish!) and a new SModcast to listen to before I have to do the usual visit the folks thing I have to endure every year. Joy!
    Keep up the good work guys, you’re awesome!

  4. Bryce Avatar
    Bryce

    Look at this!!!

    http://www.doubleviking.com/bullet-points-the-15-coolest-fat-men-7435-p.html
    AHHH Yeah Kevin’s rockn number 6 on the 15 coolest fat men list. Beating out such fat men as Meat Loaf, Marlon Brando, and Jabba!!!

  5. Shane Avatar
    Shane

    Alright, extra long for the holidays.

  6. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Ahhh, the high point of my Consumerism Day.

  7. jessica Avatar
    jessica

    Boxing day to me is the day you put out all the boxes the stuff u got for christmas by the curb for the garbageman but they suggest that you wait untill garbage day to discourage robbers. and insane shopping, boxingday is definately about sales.

    which movie is it where it explains how they put christmas in december to coincide with the winter solstice to convert the pagans? and if im not mistaken it was the emporor constatine that legitamized the religion on his deathbead. and jesus was supposidly born in the summer.

    canadian thanks giving or “the real thanks giving” as robyn in ‘how i met your mother’ called it this year in their holiday episode ‘slapsgiving'(S3 E9) they said it “celebrates explorer martin faoubisher’s valiant yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt to find the northwest passage”.

    oh and at one point kevin suggests that canada is no longer commonwealth, we are. hence the parliament and royal assent (formality as it may be).

    scincerly with bad spelling,
    girl gone postal

  8. Ant Avatar
    Ant

    Listened to this BEFORE opening my presents this morning!

    lil Conan cracked me up! 😀

    Merry xmas geeks

  9. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Thanks guys. you made my having to work xmas day a little better…that and the doubletime didn’t hurt either. Merry Christmas from harrisburg, pa

  10. n/a Avatar
    n/a

    Canadian Thanksgiving is just like American Thanksgiving, only it comes sooner because our harvest would naturally come much sooner than yours.

  11. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    o the christmas goodness little easier to deal with this day when i can laugh my ass off with the smodly goodness

    merry xmas from christopher, il

  12. FatD Avatar
    FatD

    This episode of Smodcast made the holiday season much easier to endure as I’m a muslim student and don’t partake in any of the many christmas traditions.

    Nothing is worse than having to watch the same specials about Santa carting his fat ass around the world year after year.

    Perhaps a new christmas special from the ViewAskew Universe.

    Merry christmas. Can’t wait for Zack and Miri.

  13. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Merry Noochmas!

  14. azm Avatar
    azm

    Ho ho hom thank you guys, this show just Rocks.
    Keep up the good work

  15. nicklas Avatar
    nicklas

    they DO make the revolving treestands, kev. hope you read this.

  16. Cajun Dave Avatar
    Cajun Dave

    Simply Smod-tastic

  17. Rand Avatar
    Rand

    The funniest moment for me and my girl….

    “So is there gonna be some sort of funding, to send this kid to private school or something?”

    -Scott, to the Angel Gabriel, on being told he will raise the second coming off Jesus Christ.

    Seriously, with off the cuff like that, why doesn’t that guy write some stuff?

  18. Kane Avatar
    Kane

    You need to bring walt flanagon back in so you can have a three way discussion again,thats much more interesting

  19. Dan Jobson Avatar
    Dan Jobson

    This episode of Smodcast is epic.

    I always look forward to new episodes. Thanks Kevin & Scott- for all the laughs and truisms!

  20. MegaJoshX Avatar
    MegaJoshX

    Smikipedia is now live!

    http://www.smikipedia.com

  21. Daniel Avatar
    Daniel

    Merry christmas!

    Found myself listening to the Xmas episode for the 4th time..
    Made me feel that warm xmasfeeling here in a completly lack-of-xmas-japan. Thanks!

    Looking forward to see Zack and Miri!

    Keep up the great work!

  22. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    Awesome show, and awesome that it was double the length.

    It’d be sweet if you posted the next one on Sunday morning or Saturday night, rather than Monday so i have something to listen to on a 4 hour plane ride to a vacation i don’t want to go to at ALL.

    Hope maybe kevin reads this.

  23. Ben Avatar
    Ben

    Kudos to the music guy for “Stop the Cavalry” (~51 mins) a song pulled from the remnants of my childhood Christmas’ in northern UK.

    Kev and Scott, thanks again. Happy New Year boyz.

  24. Monica Avatar
    Monica

    I love you guys! The fact that you don’t know all the facts about things makes SModcast fun, entertaining, and educational. It prompts me to go in search of more information on topics such as Helen Keller, Milgram experiments, and the effects of LSD on an elephant, if administered properly. So today, thanks to SModcast, I was prompted to look up the meaning/ origin of Boxing Day. In a nutshell, originating in Britain and also known as St. Stephen’s Day, it’s about giving cash/ gift to less fortunate people in society. I found it at: http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/boxingday.asp

    Thanks for making my days so much more entertaining. I truly learn something new with each SModcast.

  25. Ter Avatar
    Ter

    Happy Holidays from Terry in North Lincolnshire, UK – about to slap this latest SModcast on loud about to tackle a loft-clear.

  26. salsa_shark Avatar
    salsa_shark

    Merry Xmas and Happy Snootch Year fellas! Can’t wait to hear more!

  27. Patch Avatar
    Patch

    I’m surprised that there wasn’t any caroling. Kevin seems like the kinda guy who will look for any excuse to start singing (as heard in past smodcasts). When is Harley making her cameo appearance?

  28. travis Avatar
    travis

    always hillarious especially listening at my job at the state’s max security psychiatric hospital. The patients love you guys….many love all guys….

  29. fran Avatar
    fran

    thanks for the christmas present. I wasn’t expecting it. have a day.

  30. JD Walker Avatar
    JD Walker

    Given the chance, I’d probably blow you guys if you asked.

  31. SquashTheMatrix Avatar
    SquashTheMatrix

    Love the SMODCAST fellas! … an interesting tie in to your latest podcast is part one of Zeitgeistmovie.com comparing all religions and tying the story of the three kings, dying on the cross, and the end of times to astrology in an interesting and jaw dropping presentation! Hope you take the time to enjoy! thanks for the free podcast… SmithMosierPodcast rocks!

  32. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Fuck…I have to watch Conan again now

  33. naomi Avatar
    naomi

    Thank you for the shows! Makes inking my comics all the better, thugh the lines get squiggly from the laughing. Big hugs all around.

  34. Rmulatz Avatar
    Rmulatz

    As a Canadian, I have to say that pretty much nobody anymore knows what actually started boxing day. It is now just our version of “black friday” where stores have crazy sales to clear out their shelves.

    Plus I get the day off…so that’s cool.

  35. thenewstyle Avatar
    thenewstyle

    “The G.I. Joe Shore Leave doll, with the Vietnemese brothel play set”

    That concept alone will keep me laughing well into 2008….

  36. Dave C Avatar
    Dave C

    As long as you guys are hooked on looking up things on Wikipedia and talking about it, you NEED to look up Action Park. Its an amazing read, and I’m sure you’ve been injured there.

  37. Spot Avatar
    Spot

    The Irish for little christmas “Nollaig beag” is pronounced null-ig be-ug. Smodcast is the greatest podcast ever made.

  38. rabbid guinea pig Avatar
    rabbid guinea pig

    smodcast has changed the way i live my life. i feel like i’m closer to God when i hear kevin and scott.

    Not Really, but it fun to listen to.

  39. April B. Avatar
    April B.

    Rather awesome if I do say so. I actually put this one on my iPod. I want to Californis for a week so I had something funny to listen to. I was on a school band trip, very dull. But fun none the less. Thanks for giving me something funny to listen to once again!

  40. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    I don´t know if you read these, but in the past, Boxing Day was a day when the rich people would serve the servants, allow the help to invite their families for a meal, spend a day in the manor, and be waited on by the bosses. Kinda a cool fuckin’ concept if you ask me.

  41. cheveuxgris Avatar
    cheveuxgris

    Great SModcast! Supposedly Jesus was really born in the spring, and the Church selected 12/25 to coopt pagan winter solistice celebrations.

  42. Isurus Avatar
    Isurus

    I’m sure someone has asked you this by now, and I wouldn’t want to spoil the spontaneous nature of SModcast, but I’d very much like to know what you, as a big ‘Sweeney Todd’ fan and less of a Tim Burton fan, thought of the film version, if you’ve seen it.

  43. adam neeson Avatar
    adam neeson

    Hi kevin and scott,
    my name is Adam Neeson and I’m from Ireland.I was just writing to ask if you have every visited Ireland before? plus would you{kevin} every do a q and a in ireland?
    your fan
    Adam Neeson

  44. DwightDGreen Avatar
    DwightDGreen

    I second Isurus’s query.

  45. pat gustafson Avatar
    pat gustafson

    Nice.

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  47. gibby Avatar
    gibby

    what the hell i only get 8 seconds of the 42 smodcast…………..

  48. Andy Avatar
    Andy

    Nothing beats the little Skits that Kev and Scott do(eg Ned Smitty- Fuckiin Hilarious.)
    Thank God Kev is no longer ranting about his dog’s and talking about candid social issues.
    Keep it up!

  49. Richie Avatar
    Richie

    Hi Kevin and Scott

    Love Smodcast, hope you guys had a great New Years,

    P.S., bring Mrs. Smith back on, as a cameo, shes great!

  50. George Avatar
    George

    Actually a Smod free Smodcast would be pretty great.

    Put Jen and Malcolm on there so they can talk about Kevin without him around.

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