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  • QSE News: 12/6/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgJust a few months after coming out to the world, ‘N Sync singer Lance Bass and his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl have broken up. Sources close to the couple report that the reason behind the split is that Lehmkuhl was simply “sick of taking it up the Bass.”
    • The rock group Staind is taking a break from each other with no plans on reconvening. Staind lead singer Aaron Lewis said that the group will use the hiatus to learn a different style of music since no one buys (or likes) nu-metal anymore.
    • NBC has picked up a full season of the show 30 Rock, despite the fact that it has only seen a luke-warm response from viewers. To help bump up the ratings, the characters played by Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan will have an illicit affair while Alec Baldwin’s character hunts them down in a 24 hour time frame.
    • Following the recent adventures of other celebrities and alcohol, actor Rip Torn was arrested outside of New York City for DUI.  Torn is best known for his roles in such films as Men In Black and Dodgeball, and for constantly being confused with effeminate, confetti throwing comedian Rip Taylor.
    • In some sad Hollywood news, Max, the beloved pet pig of George Clooney, has passed away at the ripe old age of 19.  Sources close to Clooney reported that the actor is “devastated” and was in tears as he dug the roasting pit for his Hawaiian Luau-themed memorial this weekend.
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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

    (Compiled by J. Allen)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 12/6/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • The Sound of Young America‘s Jesse Thorn has a new podcast. It is very funny, but currently untitled. I suggest he call it “The Life & Times of Horace Weisenblatt.” I also suggest you go listen to the funny. (Thingamabob)
    • An aircraft carrier landing, from the pilot’s viewpoint (Thingamabob)
    • After you see it, you’ll want to try the pepper water trick for yourself… (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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  • Party Favors: Where The Sun Don’t Dance

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    SALT LAKE CITY – Screw Sundance!!!!

    After being told that Moving Midway was a sure pick for the upcoming festival, we got Michiganed! The rejection notice arrived on Monday. And the tears flowed from my eyes. It was sad that Godfrey Cheshire wouldn’t be able to complete his transformation from film reviewer to filmmaker by holding up the Grand Prize from Robert Redford.  This was his movie. He fought his hardest to keep this pure to his vision no matter what others told him. And now he has been told by Sundance – we don’t need to show that in our festival.

    What is getting shown instead of the Cheshire family home moving movie? A documentary about a guy who died when he let a horse cornhole him. Yep. We lost out to a Kentucky Derby tribute to Oz.

    This was going to be my year. I already had 2007 circled as the year I become the new Kevin Federline. I had already bought a pair of snow boots. But now it’s all off. Redford won’t return my calls. No elk hunting. No skiing. No back massages from Thora Birch. No calling him, Bob. I was going to be an indie superstar and now all January holds for me watching a guy get an award for the evils of horse sex. Who did this to me? There’s only one person I can blame: Godfrey Cheshire.

    It was his movie. He told us that all the time. What happened to this man’s genius? Here’s a guy who has reviewed thousands of movies. How if given a chance to finally tell his cinematic story did he crap out to a horse screwing a man to death? Maybe he could enter it in a festival that has a “no animals banging humans” policy.

    I look like the idiot praising Godfrey and his film. I’m sorry, global readers. I promise that next time I produce a film, it’s with someone who can deliver the goods. If I knew what the competition was like, I would have done a reshoot by rubbing Crisco on my butt and hooking up with the horse that played Sea Biscuit. Sure it would have looked out of place, but you’d remember it. Cause I’m driven for success!

    BLOWIN’ UP WITH BOURDAIN

    Have I not pointed out that the best “reality show” episode of the year was Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations when the chef found himself stuck in Beirut during the period the Israelis bombed the town. It was the Graham Greene experience as Bourdain and is crew sat by a hotel pool watching the missiles explode on buildings below.

    When I first encountered Bourdain on the Food Channel. I watched three minutes, took a dislike to the guy and turned off the show. He struck me as an egotistical prick. But when I saw a promo for his Beirut adventure, I wanted to see what happens when a food show turns into a combat photography crew.

    Bourdain’s journey which started out with joyful nightlife and ended with him being evacuated on a beach was amazing. The only thing it lacked to be a true Graham Greene experience is a failed torrid romance. After watching the show, I grabbed the library card and picked up Kitchen Confidential and A Cook’s Tour. Both books were devoured like courses at the French Laundry. He doesn’t brag that he’s the greatest chef in America. He’s quick to mention current chefs that he holds in esteem.

    After reading the books, I felt relieved that I had never entered the food service industry. The baseball legend Stan Musuel once said that the secret to making a million dollars in the restaurant business is to start with two million dollars. Bourdain confirmed that it’s a nasty business. Also working the kitchen was a great way to have you hands lose that Palmolive smoothness.

    On my list of things to do: Drink booze with Bourdain and jabber about Simpsons episodes. I’d wear an onion in my belt and bring twelve pounds of nutmeg as a gift.

    SLAP ‘EM HARDER

    Does My Super Sweet 16 collect the most conceited bunch of teenage girls in the history of television? How can a girl pick out an SUV because it matches her sunglasses. Or think their dad can book Green Day for their birthday party. The best was the girl who wanted Eminem. The guy hasn’t toured in a few years and he’s going to make a comeback for your bitchfest?  Maybe you can get D-12 for $75K. Do these gals understand the value of a dollar? Of course not. Although in a few years, they’ll be keeping track of twenties as they find themselves being videotaped by Brent Owens at the Point.

    I want to have MTV rework this show so that on the morning of their birthday, these girls and their best friends all get jetted out to Iraq so they can “party” in Baghdad. Give ’em a bag of goodies, a map and best wishes for them to make it to the Green Zone.

    BAG ‘EM, SANTA

    If you only get one freakish holiday film this year, let it be Santa’s Slay. Basically it tells the story of how Santa went bad and slaughters everyone. Wrestling great Goldberg plays homicidal St. Nick. The opening scene alone is worth the rental as he butchers a family dinner including Chris Kattan and James Caan. It’s a short film so it mixes well with egg nogg.

    GREEN NO MORE

    It’s disgusting to see Rolling Rock beer ads that link the formerly fine green glass to St. Louis. Even more pathetic is knowing that instead of being brewed in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, the folks at Budweiser are making it in Newark, New Jersey. Is that a hint of jet fuel run off that I’m now tasting? Or is it merely the subtle decomposition of a former Tony Soprano business associate?

    Rolling Rock, you no longer are a welcome guest in my fridge. Thanks for killing the joy, Budweiser dorks.

    KRAMER RANT

    The war on Festivus is on. Seems that a lot of people are angry that Festivus has passed Kwanza as America’s favorite 20th century winter holiday. So now they’ve blown out Michael Richards’ meltdown as to a reason to boycott anything Seinfeld related. As we all know, this is a major blow since Seinfeld was second only to Scarface in influencing rappers.

    What’s worse is that now I’m unsure if it’s OK to invite minorities to my annual Festivus party. Is it now as wrong as inviting them to a cross burning with the BYO Marshmallows notice? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were on my invite list.

    Let us keep Festivus as Festivus. We need to remember that it’s about Kramer and not Michael Richards. Although it is important to note that Michael Richards should be the guest of honor at every Festivus celebration. During the Airing of Grievances, it’s pretty easy to state how he disappointed us this season.

    Is John Gibson going to help me protect Festivus?

    WHAT’S ON TV NOW?

    With The Wire, Dexter and Nip/Tuck all coming to the end of their short seasons, what will I be watching in January? Probably have to get drunk and watch American Idol with Mrs. Corey. Hopefully this season some kid will perform “Pac-Man Fever.”

    SATURDAY MORNING FUN BLITZ

    If you’re looking for gifts for folks who grew up in the 70s, you should dip into vintage Saturday morning shows that are now out on DVD. Groovie Goolies: Saturday Mourning Collection has all the episodes of this monsters meets Laugh-In series. Nothing too scary for the kids with Drac, Frankie and Wolfie telling goofy jokes and rockin’ out. Return to the Planet of the Apes collects all 13 episodes of this spin off of monkeys ruling the world. The show is much better than the live action TV series. Star Trek: The Animated Series finally lets me see this painted show that features the voice of Shatner and Nimoy. Why does this series get hidden in the closet and spited by Klingon speaking goofs? It’s perhaps one of the best written Saturday morning shows. Well it’s better than Goober and the Ghost Chasers.

    As far as finishing up series, the fifth (and final) DVD of Speed Racer is out. I feel bad for kids hooked on Bob the Builder since they don’t know what making the Mach 5 is all about. Also the second half of Ultraman reminds us of that time when men in rubber monster suits ruled our universe.

    Plus there’s Ark II a twisted live action show about a group of scientists roaming the post-apocalypse earth in a giant van to help out people. The scientists look like they escaped a porn set. Plus they have a talking monkey. Get it now.

    With such wonders on DVD, you might actually wake up on Saturday morning to enjoy them properly with a bowl of Frankenberry.

    COME ON DOWN!

    Is Nigel Barker on America’s Next Top Model the secret love child of Bob Barker? He seems to have the Price Is Right legend’s smile and last name.

    Have I already declared that Todd Newton (formerly of E! fame) is going to replace Bob when Barker retires? Newton’s been scoring well hosting the live Vegas version of the show. He won’t look like a complete rookie when Bob passes over the thin microphone.

    AMY SEDARIS: I LIKE YOU

    If you have to buy a woman a gift this year, get her Amy Sedaris’ I Like You. It’s her outrageous take on those Martha Stewart Entertaining books. There are actual useful tips within the jaw dropping suggestions. Plus there’s a great pic of Amy covered in sprinkles.

    Amy Sedaris is on my list of three people I can have a torrid weekend in Las Vegas without the threat of a divorce. Originally Mrs. Corey thought it was a joke since she’d only seen her as the former crack whore that’s returned to high school on Strangers With Candy. She thought Amy was just killing space between Uma Thurman and Bea Arthur until Lisa Simpson turns 18. But after seeing Amy made up to look like a human cupcake, I’ve been placed on a diet.

    BOWLED UNDER

    Who is naming the bowls this year? Nothing says a great game like the San Diego Country Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Who isn’t pumped for the Papajohns.com Bowl? Does the loser have to ride to the airport after delivering a dozen pies in the area? And what is a New Mexico Bowl? Or a Texas Bowl? Since the International Bowl is played in Toronto, does that mean they’ll have a 110 yards to run? Which is more macho: The Brut Sun Bowl or Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl?

    I’m reminded of the old Sports Monster joke about the Juggs Bowl. Now that would be a college halftime show worthy of our attention.

    COWBOY UP

    After talking about Randy Jones, the Cowboy from the Village People, I was forwarded his website: http://www.randyjonesworld.com. Seems that Randy has been extra busy over the past few years with low budget films and live performances. Way to go, Cowboy.

    TIME TO BE WASTED

    It’s oral surgery time and I’m hoping to get hooked up with the Vicodin. Last time I was on ’em, I kept getting calls from Amanda Peet wanting to know why my ass wasn’t on the set of Studio 60. Wait a minute, I’m not Matthew Perry. The bad part was the pills ran out just when my great country music song was rattling around in my head.

  • QSE News: 12/5/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgFamously abrasive Brit-Rocker Noel Gallagher, of Oasis, recently performed some of his band’s greatest hits in a fan’s living room. All in attendance left confused, some even doubting it was the real Noel performing, as he wasn’t piss-drunk, made no sarcastic comments directed at audience members and didn’t start a single fight with his equally sympathetic brother Liam.
    • Sir Paul McCartney has admitted that he has been seeing a psychiatrist ever since his split with actress/model/gold digger, Heather Mills.  Sources close to Macca have revealed that the majority of the sessions are dealing with McCartney’s “separation anxiety” over the potential loss of half his fortune and his depression over the “drastic life changes” he’ll be faced with once he is a billionaire, as opposed to a multi-billionaire.
    • Ironically, one of the “stars” of Fox’s hit show, Prison Break, may be headed to the “big house””¦ for real.  Police are investigating Lane Garrison’s involvement in a car-crash over the weekend that left a 17-year-old boy dead and two 15-year-old girls injured.  If convicted of any “wrong-doing” in this case, Garrison will be able to prove, to himself at least, if his portrayal on the show is “authentic” and if the old prison adage, “Sleep on your back, not on yo’ belly or you might wake up with a butt full of jelly,” is actually true.
    • Former lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots and current lead singer of Velvet Revolver, Scott Weiland, is set to release his second solo album at the end of next year. The new disc will feature a number of “collaborations,” including a 12 minute, “loosely coherent” song penned by Weiland and his long-time collaborator and frequent companion, heroin.
    • In comic book news, film director John Woo is joining forces with comic writer Garth Ennis and several others to create Virgin Comics.  The new imprint will publish comics from Woo and Ennis as well as a new book from former Eurythmics front man Dave Stewart.  When asked about how they settled on the name for the new publishing house, Woo claimed that it is in no way a reference to the fact that comic book readers are, in fact, all virgins.
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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

    (Compiled by J. Allen)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 12/5/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Kaspar Hauser pitch their must-have holiday catalog, Skymaul(Thingamabob)
    • Chirs Rock give Nostrodamus a run for his money… (Thingamabob)
    • I can think of no more disturbing way to teach bicycle safety than this… (Thingamabob)
    • Simon Amstell eviscerating Britney Spears… (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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  • Holiday Havoc Day 3: Howard Shore

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    howardshore2006-12-5-01.jpgThirty years ago, Howard Shore was a recently transplanted Canadian brought to New York City – 30 Rockefeller Center, to be exact – to be the bandleader for a soon-to-premiere, upstart late night comedy show called Saturday Night Live. Within five years, he done over a hundred live broadcasts, helped Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi put together the original Blues Brothers Band, and much more.

    During the 80’s, however, Howard made the full-time transition to film composing, becoming an important collaborator with David Cronenberg, and eventually hooking up with Peter Jackson for his epic adaptation of The Lord of The Rings. While abridged soundtrack albums have available for years, the rather rare and exciting step of releasing the full, unedited scores for the films began last year with the debut of Fellowship of The Ring: The Complete Recordings, and this Fall has seen the release of The Two Towers (with Return of the King on tap for next year).

    We got a chance to chat with Howard about the Rings scores, as well as SNL

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    KEN PLUME: My first question, to dive right in – do you see any distinction between being a film composer and a composer outside of film?

    HOWARD SHORE: Well, they are different in sense of collaboration. To work in film is a very collaborative art. It’s like theater, and so you have to have a good sense of working well with other people. If you’re writing for a concert hall, it’s a less collaborative approach.

    KEN PLUME: Do you find that film takes you in directions that you wouldn’t otherwise normally go, creatively?

    SHORE: Yes. That’s what’s interesting about it. It does do that, and it takes you into places you may never have gone, and I love that about it.

    KEN PLUME: If you were to choose a particular film score that was completely shocking to you as far as that sense of discovery, what’s the furthest you’ve ever gone into a territory that is just alien to you?

    SHORE: (laughing) Well, I don’t know. A lot of projects that I’ve done, some of them have been very challenging. I think some of the work with David Cronenberg has taken us on some interesting paths. Films like Crash and Naked Lunch. But also Middle Earth was an interesting, challenging world to go to and to create music for.

    KEN PLUME: In what respect?

    SHORE: Just to create a world in music, that was a Tolkien book. Because really that’s what you’re doing. You’re trying to do a piece that mirrors the world that he created.

    KEN PLUME: Would you say that, comparatively, the amount of music required for something like Lord of the Rings is much more than the standard film you would score? Not just in terms of running time, but as far as how the music is used within the piece?

    SHORE: I think it’s used in a very specific way in Lord of the Rings. An older style, really, like a film from the 40’s. And the music is written in a mid-19th century style. It was really trying to capture a sense of history to this world, long ago. And we wanted the films to stand up to the test of time. The music for those films, for Lord of the Rings, took close to four years to create. Film music for other films might not necessarily take that long… Although I have worked on some films, single films, for a year.

    KEN PLUME: Is that usually just a matter of you and a director reaching the point that you want to get to?

    SHORE: I think sometimes you just… the process is… it is what it is. Some films require a certain focus, and working together with the editor and the director to arrive at the film. Some projects just take time to do that.

    KEN PLUME: Is there any film that, during the process, you reached an impasse for a period of time that just left you stymied?

    SHORE: I think that when you have good collaborators, they help you when you need help, and you do the same thing for them. They might be struggling on something and you can offer help to them. I think that’s the good process of making a film, is that camaraderie with filmmakers in working toward a common goal.

    KEN PLUME: How difficult is it for you when the collaboration is not so good?

    SHORE: You can’t achieve greatness if it’s not good. You can only do something great if you have the collaboration. Because as I say, filmmaking is collaborative. So there has to be a sense of collaboration to create something really great. And if you look at the history of film, you’ll see incredible collaborations with actors and directors. With cinematographers and directors. With writers and directors. With composers and directors. With editors and composers. You see that all through the history of film.

    KEN PLUME: Do you find that your method of approaching a film has changed any in the past 30 years?

    SHORE: Yes, it has. More, you want to delve deeper, and you’re interested in the tale and in the complexity – where you might not have known when you started how to really work with all of those factors of the story. I like to read, so I’m interested in working on literary adaptations, and I find that process really interesting.

    KEN PLUME: It’s rather unique as a film composer, with these box sets, to have the complete score released to the audience.

    SHORE: Yes.

    KEN PLUME: How do you view making that complete work available to the public?

    howardshore2006-12-5-02.jpgSHORE: Well, I think it was just a way for your work to come out as to what you had created for the film. And the complete recordings really have their own art to them, and they can be listened to in a way that’s never really been experienced, I think, in the films. I think that they have a way… that you can listen in a way you’ve never heard before. And I think that was really part of the reason for bringing them out – and part of it was to allow the complete work to come out so that the relationships and how the piece was created could be understood. Because I don’t know if it was quite well understood in its shorter form. The original CDs that came out were only, at the very most, a third of the entire piece. So nobody had ever really heard the entire piece except in the film. But in the film, you’re also playing against dialogue and other effects, and not always the best place to listen to music.

    KEN PLUME: Do you feel, as presented in their entirety, that they tell a complete story in themselves, outside of the film?

    SHORE: Yes, they do. And Doug Adams, he’s been chronicling the entire process. Doug Adams writes the liner notes for each release, and he does 50 pages for Fellowship and 50 for Two Towers and he’s now working on Return of the King. And when Return of the King is released next year, Doug Adams book notes will be a standalone book. He writes about the relationship of the piece to the thematic material, the orchestration, the choral music. He writes about it in a sway that’s very readable and accurate to the relationship of Tolkien’s story to the music, to Peter’s film.

    KEN PLUME: Is there anything, in sitting down and assembling the material for this presentation, that surprised you? That came out of listening to it as a whole?

    SHORE: Well, it does. I think when you put it together… you know, in actual fact, nobody’s ever listened to this music in that way. Because it was always done in smaller pieces and scenes at a time. So this is a way to really listen. The Two Towers complete recording’s a three hour piece, and when you listen to it as a three hour piece, it has its own inherent logic, music logic, to it. Having written it, I didn’t really sit down and listen to the hours of music I was creating. I think I was too busy trying to keep ahead of Peter’s film, and trying to just complete my work in each film, and each scene by scene. So I think I was like that little Hobbit, where I was carefully working at small pieces, and then of course you were creating this entire tapestry which I never really had a chance to really sit down and review. And that’s really what the recordings show you. It shows you all the complete work, and the relationship of how it all works. Which was… I guess I sowed into it, but I didn’t really have the chance to, as I say, review everything as I was doing it.

    KEN PLUME: And, stepping back, knowing that next year’s going to see the release of Return of the King, do you see it as a nine hour epic?

    SHORE: It’s eleven hours.

    KEN PLUME: It’s going to be eleven hours total. So when are you going to perform that live?

    SHORE: It’s eleven hours with good architecture. I think you can listen to it, and you’ll have a way of taking you through the story. It’s a very narrative piece. But it really has good bones, as they say.

    KEN PLUME: If someone were to sit down and listen straight through to that 11 hour piece, how would you describe the journey?

    SHORE: I think it would just… you know, I’ve conducted the symphony many times in different parts of the world. The symphony, Lord of the Rings Symphony, is two hours and ten minutes. And you feel like you’ve gone on a journey. It takes you through the stories in a shorter fashion. But I think you could play this long version of it, and it would have to be done over several nights to do it. But it’s a different piece, it holds a different kind of key, a different kind of knowledge to the story than the edited version.

    KEN PLUME: For the three films, are there any lost pieces?

    SHORE: I don’t think so. We were really diligent in reviewing everything and making sure we didn’t leave anything out. I think we may have. And if we have, we’ll put it in Doug’s book as rarities. We really tried not to miss anything. There was a lot of recording that took place over all of those years, but we’ve kept good logs and it’s just a matter of going back and archiving and retrieving everything and just making sure that everything was in the best condition.

    KEN PLUME: And should, in the future… let’s say The Hobbit finally gets made – do you have a good sense, thematically, of where you would take it?

    SHORE: I don’t know, but I would love to have that opportunity. We’d love to make that film. Peter & I have talked about it, and I hope it becomes a reality. I’d love to return to Middle Earth.

    KEN PLUME: But knowing that story, do you feel that it would be something you would aim to make cohesive?

    SHORE: I absolutely would. I think that’s the fourth part of it. That would be a wonderful way to create a new piece of this work. I think I would really relish the idea.

    KEN PLUME: Is there anything at this point, any realm that you’ve left unexplored that you’d like to go into?

    SHORE: I’d love to play the music to the film. I did it with Naked Lunch, with Ornette Coleman, where we did live to projection in Belfast, Ireland, with the Ulster Symphony. And then we also did it live to projection at the Barbican in London – the BBC concert orchestra – and that’s a wonderful experience.

    KEN PLUME: What kind of thrill is it for you, still, to get in front of an audience and perform?

    SHORE: The last conducting I did with a symphony was with the Cleveland Orchestra, and the Cleveland Orchestra is one of the great orchestras in the world. The choir is phenomenal. The concert hall in Cleveland is beautiful sounding. It’s just a thrill, really. It’s still a great thrill. I love to do it.

    KEN PLUME: Let’s look back 30 years to the Howard Shore who was on Saturday Night Live

    SHORE: Well, Lorne Michaels is still a very good friend of mine. I was with him last week. He just received the Governor General’s Award in Ottawa. And so I think just being so close to Lorne always still keeps me in touch with that world. And that Howard Shore from Saturday Night Live is not far away.

    KEN PLUME: How would you describe the main differences between that Howard and the Howard you are today?

    SHORE: (laughing) Well, I’m a little more experienced now. My interest has always been in music, so I think just… the things that I’ve learned about music I apply to my compositions. In a way, it took 40 years to write the music to Lord of the Rings, and Saturday Night Live was part of it. It was part of the training, it was part of the learning about how to write and orchestrate and conduct and record all part of it. How to work with writers and actors and directors. Saturday Night Live, you have to remember, is really live theater. Yes, it’s on television, but it’s theater. And films are very much of that world.

    KEN PLUME: What would be the shortest amount of time you’ve ever had to come up with a piece?

    SHORE: (laughing) Very quickly. Very quickly. I did 110 live broadcasts, and those 90 minute shows were created in a few days. Three or four days. And that was it.

    KEN PLUME: It’s a stunning accomplishment.

    SHORE: You have to remember, when we started doing the show in 1975, there was no show. There was no “Weekend Update.” There was no form. So it was just a group of us, sitting in a room, wondering how we fit, what we could do for 90 minutes of live television on Saturdays. Sitting there on Monday night kind of thinking, and that was kinda the process. But it was creative and it was by the seat of your pants and you learned to trust certain instincts and you seized it.

    KEN PLUME: And even then you knew how to put together a band.

    SHORE: (laughing)

    KEN PLUME: If there anything you would tell that Howard, or anything that past-Howard would tell you or remind you of?

    SHORE: Yeah. “The show must go on.”

    KEN PLUME: Do you ever envision yourself doing anything like that again, or something on a smaller scale?

    SHORE: Well, I’m interested in opera, and that’s taking me back to my theater roots.

    KEN PLUME: Opera as far as composing something yourself?

    SHORE: Yes, I’m writing a piece now for next year based on the Cronenberg movie The Fly.

    KEN PLUME: Oh really?

    SHORE: Yes.

    KEN PLUME: Where were you looking to perform that, or perform it with?

    SHORE: It’s a joint commission with L.A. Opera and the Châtelet in Paris.

    KEN PLUME: I can only imagine what the piece will be like. How much of it is finished at this point?

    SHORE: It’s finished now.

    KEN PLUME: What point next year are you looking to perform it?

    SHORE: In the Fall.

    KEN PLUME: Well we’ll have to get the word out about it when it hits.

    SHORE: Terrific.

    KEN PLUME: I appreciate your time.

    SHORE: Great talking to you…

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  • Holiday Havoc Day 2: Challenge Club

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    Some people hang the holly, others decorate the tree, and a few even terrorize the neighborhood with off-key caroling.

    Not us.

    Here at Quick Stop Entertainment, we’re celebrating the holiday season by giving a little something back to you, our readers (you know who you are).

    Every weekday leading up to the holiday break, we’ve got uber-exclusive gifts provided by a whole range of artists, actors, comedians, and studios. One a day, straight from them to you.

    Ain’t that cool?

    Today, we’ve got a holiday track from the Baltimore-based rock band Challenge Club ““ “Let’s Get Rowdy This Christmas””¦ Give it a spin (or whatever it is those fancy MP3 players do), and check out Challenge Club on the web at Challenge-Club.com

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    Download “Let’s Get Rowdy This Christmas“:

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    Many thanks to Jesse Thorn at The Sound of Young America

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  • Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review Homicide: Life on the Series: The Complete Series

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    If The Wire were a book it would be the Great American Novel. The series, now coming to the end of its fourth season, has scope, depth, and breath. Like a Dickens novel, it mixes artistry and social protest, entertainment and essay. But because The Wire is an HBO show it’s not viewed as the great sweeping tale of America that it has turned out to be, and with luck will continue to be in its fifth and presumably final season.

    But now, as The Wire comes to a close until sometime in 2007, there are those among us who hunger for more of the same: narrative complexity, multilayed, diverse characters, a general intelligence and respect for the audience’s ability to keep up.

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    If so there is no better place to turn than Homicide: Life on the Street, the NBC crime drama that ran from January 1993 to May 1999. Produced by Barry Levinson, the show was based on the book of the same title by then Baltimore Sun reporter David Simon, who spent a year following the city’s homicide detectives. Though the credits tell us that Homicide was created by critic-turned-screenwriter Paul Attanasio, all accounts indicated that Tom Fontana was the real brains behind the show. Fontana also worked on St. Elsewhere and later HBO’s Oz. Fontana doesn’t have anything to do with The Wire, but after eventually beginning to write episodes of Homicide, Simon adapted first one of his other books, The Corner, into an HBO mini-series and then went on to create the complex multi-leveled universe of The Wire. Interested viewers or fans of the show can now dive into Homicide: Life on the Street, which has been re-released on DVD by A&E, all seven seasons plus the TV movie and numerous extras offered up together for $299, packaged as a homicide department file cabinet (this box hit the street on November 14).

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    Homicide begins with the arrival of Detective Tim Bayliss (Kyle Secor) to the homicide unit let by Lt. Al Giardello (Yaphet Kotto, who has the opposite of a widow’s peak, i.e., hair to grows so low on his forehead it looks like a cap). Through his eyes we meet the other members of the division and their frustrations. In the course of seven seasons, various of these people commit suicide, die or are at least shot, retire, have heart attacks, or just stay the course. In the timeline of the seven seasons, Bayliss flubs his first case (the murder of a little girl), his partner flubs another (a female serial killer of Catholic women who is institutionalized instead of indicted), and three cops get shot when serving an arrest warrant. Surprisingly, all three survive, though one of them is later killed off, and this multi-episode sequence provides a great part for Steve Buscemi. The biggest story arc of the series is the one that most mirrors or anticipates The Wire. That’s the long-term pursuit of crime king Luther Mahoney (Erik Todd Dellums) and later his sister, Georgia Rae. These campaigns cover the end of season four through the end of season six, and the characters are based on the same real life criminals who inspired the Barksdale clan and some of their satellites in The Wire. A lot of the actors overlap, too.

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    Homicide fell into its stride in the third season and got better through the fourth to the sixth. Season one is only nine episodes long, and season two only four, so they are housed together in the set’s first box. The final season is widely viewed as the weakest of all, with by then numerous new cast members such as Michael Michele, and the introduction of Giardello’s estranged son, Mike (Giancarlo Esposito), an FBI agent who ends up working out of the unit. The show was a critics’ darling and continually underperformed in the ratings, despite several attempts to piggyback off of Law and Order. NBC held out as long as it could but eventually cancelled the show.

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    Part of the reason the critics liked the show had to do with its quirky aspects. Reservoir Dogs had come out the year before Homicide made its debut and you can see a tinge of its influence, intentional or not, in the show’s opening dialogues, in which trivial matters are belabored by the irritable cops, such as the fixation by Crosetti (Jon Polito) on Lincoln’s assassination. Homicide was unique at the time for enlisting the aid of movie stars (Ned Beatty, for example) and comics (Richard Belzer) to shake up the casting. The show used hand held 16mm cameras, utilized jump cuts, and on occasion repeated the same second or so of a shot for emphasis. The opening credit music was scary, more appropriate for a horror show that a cop drama. And the show was one of modern pioneers in the use of dynamic music or unexpected rock songs over montage sequences. The most famous episode of the whole series is episode six of season seven (though it should have been broadcast fourth), “The Subway,” the one with Vincent D’Onofrio as John Lange (one of the show’s many in-jokes: Lange is one of Michael Crichton’s many pseudonyms), a businessman crushed under a subway car, who is going to die as soon as the car is removed, but whose girlfriend the team is trying to locate before he dies (the premise was later used by Shyamalan in Signs). The set also includes the terrific PBS documentary about the making of the episode.

    Given all this, why do I remain unconvinced? It is intentional but the show is a little harsh and ungiving, which is alienating, but at the same time all too frequently relies on clichés of the prime time crime show. In addition, the two main characters, Bayliss and his partner Detective Frank Pembleton (Andre Braugher) are rather unpleasant. Bayliss is an idealist, naive do-gooder who intellectualizes his investigations (and is subtly ridiculed for doing so), and who as the show goes on becomes a Buddhist and a bisexual. His descendent is Dutch on The Shield. Pembleton is a vain, arrogant, egotistical character who views himself as the only good cop on the staff. It’s hard to get behind his various causes and battles. My resistance to theses characters may have something to do with the actors, who get better as the show goes along, but in the first three years give unconvincing line readings and bad yelling scenes.

    The show is also occasionally inconsistent. Take the next-to-last episode of season three, the one in which Bayliss’s cousin (David Morse) shoots a Turkish youth trying to get into his house. Bayliss, naturally, takes a special interest in the progress of the case, but meets resistance from his unit members, even though different characters in different stories in the same season looked out for their peers. While interviewing the cousin, Pemberton says, “We’re not here to judge you,” which is simply not true, since in private conversations the cops are constantly judging suspects and criminals. But that is the fatal flaw of most cop shows. Both suspects and victims are usually viewed as somehow lacking or the cause of their own misfortune, while the cops are always privileged, with their problems and private lives highlighted and brooded over. It’s interesting to reflect back on shows such as Arrest and Trial and The FBI which had surprisingly sympathetic accounts of both victims and crooks. But these codicils aside, the show has some creative tales and many good supporting or guest cast turns. Across the 35 discs of the set the sound production is adequate, and the transfers improve as the shows become more recent.

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    If you have already been collecting the Homicide series as they were originally released, there may be little reason to buy this box for yourself, unless you really need the new extras, or the addition of the concluding Homicide TV movie. There are commentary tracks on the episodes “Gone For Goode,” “Gas Man,” “The Hat,” “The Documentary,” “The Subway,” and “Forgive Us Our Trespasses” along with video interviews with Levinson, Fontana, Simon, and writer James Yoshimura, among others and all related Homicide related shows, such as the “To Catch A Killer: Homicide Detectives” Episode of A&E’s American Justice, the Superbowl XXVII commercials for S1, song Listings, a text feature “The Board,” or the erasure board of solved and unsolved murders, “Inside Homicide” featuring David Somin and Yoshimura, the already mentioned “Anatomy of a Homicide,” plus video of various public events and speeches by show originators. On a final bonus disc are all the Law & Order crossover episodes (“Charm City,” “Baby It’s You,” “Sideshow”) and Homicide: The Movie.

    If you got this far in the review you are one of the few to know that on Tuesday, I will be offering another DVD giveaway. Hint: it will be one of the bigger DVDs streeting that day.

  • QSE News: 12/4/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgFestival organizers have announced the official lineup for 2007’s Sundance Film Festival. Festival goers will be able to enjoy such films as Untitled Dakota Fanning Project and Four Sheets to the Wind, as well as the new picture from Harry Bawls, Anal Queens 26: In Through the Out Door.
    • Author Iain Hollingshead has won this years prestigious “Bad Sex in Fiction” award. Hollingshead said he was planning on celebrating the award by going home and taking his wife to “a pleasure land known only to those that have experienced the wonders of putting a giant, throbbing rod inside a warm, cozy, moist cavern.”
    • The Eagles of Death Metal have officially responded, live, on camera, about what happened on their ill fated Guns “˜N Roses tour. We here at QSE don’t believe this for a second. If there is one completely sane person on this planet, it’s Axl Rose. We stand with you Axl.
    • Loveable small-person Danny DeVito showed up on The View drunk last week. When asked to comment on the appearance, co-host Rosie O’Donnell said she would still eat him.
    • And finally today, Lindsay Lohan is said to have been attending Alcoholic Anonymous meetings. Lohan reportedly begun attending the AA meeting because she figured it would be a good way for her to get alcohol, anonymously.
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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 12/4/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Where has this Letterman been for the past 15 years? (Thingamabob)
    • The final minutes of the legendary Otto Preminger theatrical disaster, Skidoo, featuring tunes by the equally legendary (but in a good way) Harry Nilsson… (Thingamabob)
    • Meet the merry Marvel Comics staff of the 1960’s… (Thingamabob)
    • Vic Reeves & The Wonderstuff – “Dizzy”… (Thingamabob)

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  • Lost Tales of the View Askewniverse #1 – “Final Meeting”

    Even when you think you’ve seen it all, there are plenty of stories that fall through the cracks.

    Well, consider this a means of plucking those anecdotes from out of the void and presenting them to you, our loyal audience of Kevin Smith aficionados, via a little feature we like to call “Lost Tales of the View Askewniverse.”

    You’ll find Chop Shop Entertainment‘s feature length, in-depth documentary on the development and making of Clerks 2, Back to the Well, on the second disc of your 2-disc Clerks 2 DVD set, but Zak & Joey shot hours more footage than could ever fit in the doc… And believe you me, there’s plenty of cool shit that they were forced to excise due to constraints of time and narrative flow.

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    LOST TALES #1: “Final Meeting” ““
    Here’s our first formerly lost tale, detailing the last production meeting before the beginning of principal photography on Clerks 2, wherein the director, producers, and crew meet to go over the film and discuss all neccesary production matters before shooting commences “¦

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  • Scrubs Blog: My Guy Love

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    VIDEO BLOG #68: “My Guy Love” ““
    Scrubs is back on the air, Thursday nights at 9pm on NBC, and the countdown begins to the big musical episode – so watch as J.D. & Turk get their tune on with an ode to “Guy Love”…

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  • QSE News: 12/1/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgBird’s of a feather flock together and so do… Hollywood racists.  Mel Gibson is throwing his support behind Michael Richards, the beleaguered “comedian” whose racially charged tirade at a comedy club recently all but ended his “career.”  When asked why he was supporting Richards, Gibson responded “Well, you know… since I found out he’s not really Jewish, I figured he was probably a pretty OK guy.”
    • In a case of life imitating art, the girl who plays Mary in the new the Nativity movie is pregnant. The 16-year-old actress, Keisha Castle-Hughes, is “pretty sure” she’s not carrying the son of God and that this is not a case of “immaculate conception”… unless, of course, “immaculate conception” means a night of rough, drunken sex in the back of a Camaro with her “boyfriend” Lloyd.  However, the actress has publicly stated that she IS planning on delivering the child in a barn somewhere in Iraq.
    • In television news, CBS has announced plans for a new reality show called Armed and Famous, where minor celebrities go through police training.  Featuring such F-List actors as Eric Estrada, LaToya Jackson and Jack Osborn as “the drug-sniffing” dog, the “celebrities” will eventually go on actual patrols and wield “real” guns.  CBS has already announced plans for a follow up series called How Ponch Got Capped In The Head During a Botched Drug Raid.
    • Hoping to lure and trick young people into the cut-throat world of Canadian politics, former Canadian Prime Ministers are appearing as judges in a new reality TV show called The Next Great Prime Minister.  And, of course, I’m sure I’m echoing most of Americas sentiments when I say, “Canadians have television??”
    • And finally, on a sad note, popular children’s group The Wiggles are losing their lead singer, the “Yellow Wiggle,” to an undisclosed illness.  According to the remaining members of the band, the short list for a replacement includes only one name:  Justin Hawkins, ex-lead singer of the band The Darkness.  When the Wiggles were asked “Why Hawkins?,” “Blue Wiggle” responded, “Are you [EXPLETIVE DELETED] kidding me?  Justin has a $2000 a week coke habit!  Hell, he’ll fit right in.  Oh yeah, and the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] kids are going to [EXPLETIVE DELETED] love him!!”
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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 12/1/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Who needs Wii when you can get Blip for Christmas… (Thingamabob)

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 12/1/06: Ooo-de-lally

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    I’ve waited years for Fox to begin releasing St. Elsewhere (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) on DVD, and the first season is finally here. In addition to all 22 episodes of the groundbreaking dramedy’s inaugural season, the 4-disc set features an audio commentary on the episode “Cora and Arnie” and a clutch of retrospective featurettes. My only beef? I wish Fox would stop releasing their TV shows on the damned double-sided discs that every other studio has abandoned.

    No one will say that this was the Man of Steel’s finest hour, – and after an hour, things tend to get a bit repetitive – but there’s an undeniable camp charm and enthusiasm in the fully restored Superman: The Theatrical Serials Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which features the original 15-part 1948 Superman, as well as 1950’s 15-part Atom Man Vs. Superman – both of which star Kirk Alyn as the last son of Krypton. Bonus materials include the retrospective featurette “Saturdays With Superman” (featuring historians and the original Lois Lane herself, Noel Neill), as well as an excerpt from the documentary Look, Up in the Sky! The Amazing Story of Superman (the full version of which is available via its own DVD).

    Maligned as an inferior post-Walt offering, I’ve always loved Disney’s Robin Hood (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP), and am thrilled that it’s finally gotten a much-needed remastering for DVD, featuring a brand-new 5.1 mix (the better to hear narrator Roger Miller’s tunes). It also contains an alternate ending, and the black & white Mickey Mouse short Ye Olden Days.

    I hold out hope that the actual film is as fun and funny as the tie in book Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (Titan Books, $14.95 SRP). From the history of the “D” to excerpts from the script for the film, this is your guide to Jack Black and Kyle Gass’s acoustic metal phenom.

    To some, the “singer/songwriter” appellation is a stigma (after John Mayer, I can sympathize), but Cat Stevens was a standout even at a time when his peers included Paul Simon, Harry Nilsson, James Taylor, and Joni Mitchell (just to name a very limited few). Introspective, questioning, but mostly upbeat (a rare commodity in the s/s set), Stevens’ music is there to be rediscovered, especially as Yusuf Islam (the name he took after converting to Islam) has just released a brand new pop album years after abandoning the music industry that had thoroughly burnt him out. Listen to the tunes that made him a star with the excellent 4-disc Cat Stevens box set (A&M, $59.98 SRP). If you don’t have the funds to pick up his complete catalogue (which has recently been fully remastered, with particular recommendation going to the Tea for the Tillerman album), this set provides a nice overview of his career.

    Kenny Vs. Spenny (VSC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is a truly guilty pleasure, in that it unfortunately reveals – in stark reality – the sad, pathetic competitive nature that makes idiots of even the brightest men. In this series, best friends Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice engage in the most inane of head-to-head competitions – from who can stay naked the longest to who can drink more beer. It’s madness, but so very accurate. The 2-disc set features all 15 second season episodes, plus audio commentary on a pair of episodes, deleted scenes, a season two promo, and a season three preview.

    Ever since its premature cancellation and the release of first season set a few years back, fans have been wondering wen the second (and final) season of Joan of Arcadia (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) would gets its release. Well, the wait is over, and the 6-disc set contains all 22 remaining episodes, plus audio commentaries on 4 episodes, a making-of, table read footage, a season 2 overview, and a tour of Joan’s high school.

    With digital downloads and piracy nipping at their heels, record companies are really beginning to go all out in making CD releases a real event, particularly with catalogue releases. Not only do the first two Pretenders albums – Pretenders & Pretenders II (Rhino, $24.98 SRP each) – get fully remastered, but they both feature a second disc loaded with demos, rarities, b-sides, and more… and by loaded, I mean the discs are packed to the gills.

    Kudos to David Boreanaz for finding another vehicle that has achieved the mainstream success that sadly eluded Angel during its entire 5-season run. In Bones (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), Boreanaz is FBI agent Seeley Booth, who’s partnered with forensic anthropologist Dr. Temperance “Bones” Brennan (Emily Deschanel) to solve crimes that are the oddest of the odd. Think of it as a cross between CSI and The X-Files, with all of the charm and chemistry of the latter and the procedural of the former. The 4-disc set features all 22 first season episodes, plus audio commentary on the pilot, character profiles, interviews with the cast, a look at the real inspiration for “Bones,” and a guide to forensic terminology.

    Thundercats: Season Two Volume Two (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$64.98 SRP) brings the original adventures of Lion-O and the Thundercats to a close, as they finally vanquish Mumm-Ra and establish New Thundera. However, just when all seems won, Mumm-Ra returns for the expected final battle, with the fate of New Thundera and the Thundercats themselves in the balance. I admit… I cried a little to see it end.

    I’ve heard some incredible things about the film (and the play that spawned it), and if the movie itself is halfway as enjoyable as the soundtrack disc, I think the praise for The History Boys (Rhino, $18.98 SRP) is well-earned. Featuring tracks from Echo & The Bunnymen, The Clash, Rufus Wainwright, the Pretenders, and The Smiths, it’s like an alt-punk parade.

    Setting aside the soap opera his life has become, listening to the career-spanning 3-disc set David Crosby: Voyage (Rhino, $49.98 SRP) – from his time with The Byrds and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young to his recent solo and group work with CPR – is to marvel and just what an incredible voice Crosby had, whether in group harmony or just his pipes alone. The set includes rarities and demos in addition to the remastered tracks themselves.

    I’m still not entirely sure why Van Wilder (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) has achieved such cult status by being Animal House-lite, but there you go – it is, and it’s now got a 2-disc unrated special edition, which just amounts to more boobies.

    I’m still trying to figure out who exactly thought Ant Bully (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$28.98 SRP) was a good idea. While the premise is interesting – a kid who tortures ants is shrunk down via a magic ant serum and learns empathy for the tiny natural world – the design and execution of the film is just atrocious. Besides ripping of the ant designs from Dreamworks’ Antz, it’s just a lackluster affair that proves the CG fad has become a glut. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette, 7 animated shorts, and additional scenes.

    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/30/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Ach! I forgot to highlight the latest Kaspar Hauser comedy podcast, wherein Captain Kirk takes some bad acid… (Thingamabob)
    • The entirety of Friends, in 90 seconds… (Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 11/30/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgNot wanting to be out-done by his peers, Snoop Dogg was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of possessing a hand-gun and drugs. Police said they became suspicious when they realized the person they were following was Snoop Dogg. This brings Snoop Dogg’s total number of times arrested to 1,122, just 24 times shy of Charlie Sheen.
    • TV anchorman Matt Lauer and his wife Annette welcomed their third child into the world on Wednesday. While the baby, named Thijs, was pronounced healthy upon birth, Matt Lauer’s reaction was said to be surprisingly glib. When asked for comment, the Today show anchor said, “Well. . .at least THIS time it’s white.”
    • And in other news, it appears that not everyone in Kazakhstan hates Borat. A leading Kazakh author, Sapabek Asip-uly, has nominated the comedian behind the character, Sacha Baron Cohen, for a national award.  When asked for comment, Borat said:  “That’s niiiice!  I like sexy time with Sapabek for he give koo-koo good hand relief!  High five!”
    • Executives at Marvel comics are demanding that famed X-Men illustrator, Dave Cockrum, be buried upside down in an un-marked grave after it was discovered that he passed away while wearing Superman pajamas and clutching a Batman blanket.
    • Finally, in today’s obligatory Paris Hilton news – apparently the party is over for newly reconciled friends Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.  Lohan, who in the past has been referred to by Hilton as “Firecrotch,” was seen leaving a fancy-schmancy L.A. nightclub in tears after Hilton reportedly called Lohan a “[expletive] coked-out whore….”  Witnesses were quick to come to Lohan’s defense, saying that the “actress” may be a coked-out whore but Lohan is certainly not [expletive]… or at least not on the night in question.

    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • The Fred Hembeck Show: Episode 82 – Undercover Fred

     

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    Today, we’re going to look back on a pair of my favorite classic cover redos (all props to original artists Curt Swan and Steve Ditko, natch), each with just enough commentary included to hopefully elicit a chuckle or two. Take a gander, and read on…

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    Just take a look at that cover! Look at it! Are they kidding?

    No, they weren’t – and that’s just what makes it so unintentionally hilarious! I’d only been buying super-hero comics for a few short months when I picked up this specimen, but even as a relatively uniformed eight year old reader, I had to pause and wonder – didn’t big, brave Justice Leaguers have more important ways to spend their time than locking lips with the Man of Steel’s erstwhile lady friend?

    Not if they wanted to save the big fella’s life, as things turned out! The editor masterminding the Superman family of titles at the time – Mort Weisinger – built an entire mythos around his central star, and then packed a half-dozen different titles each month with stories seemingly more concerned with characters acting in a highly suspect manner rather than performing heroic super-feats, motivating curious readers to plunk down their dimes (this being one of the very last ten-cent comics) in hopes of learning a hopefully reasonable explanation for such outre behavior.

    Like, say, the Daily Planet‘s star female reporter planting her luscious lips on every Tom, Dick, and Green Arrow that wandered along!

    Let me attempt to briefly boil down editor Weisinger’s overly convoluted plot for you: Lois, y’see, apparently carries a special lipstick with her at all times, one which contains a trace of a specific strain of Red Kryptonite (Red Kryptonite being a Weisinger creation whose radiation allows the big guy to be affected in various unpredictable – and story-generating – ways, albeit only a single time each for each variety). In this case, the Red K in Lois’s possession is a type that will counteract the deadly effects of the traditional Green Kryptonite poisoning all native Kryptonians are prone to.

    Like, well, YOU know who…

    So one fine day, spotting Krypto the Super-Dog using smoke to write a large “L” in the sky overhead, the sharp-witted girl reporter realizes that the time has come to put the top-secret Plan “L” into motion. Letting no one in on what’s transpiring – including the hapless reader, and especially not Superman’s Smallville era sweetie, Lana Lang, conveniently on scene throughout in her capacity as a television correspondent – mainly because Lois fears that the baddies have her under observation, she concocts elaborate situations that allow her to get up close and personal with several manly costumed crime fighters. As she smooches passionately with them, the glamorous Ms. Lane whispers what we’re led to believe are sweet nothings in their ears (or in Batman’s case, cowl), but is in reality, the plan.

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    Each happy fella wipes Lois’ sloppy kiss off onto one particular hanky, and when they’ve accumulated enough of her special smears, Batman – last in line – delivers it to a prone Metropolis Marvel, lying stricken near the Arctic location of his vaunted Fortress of Solitude (did I mention that Plan “L” goes into operation when ol’ Supes finds himself devastated by Green K in the nearby environs of his home away from home? Talk about specific planning! Hey, how else do you think Batman knew where to deliver the goods? He ain’t THAT good a detective!”¦).

    The heroic hanky quickly revives Superman. Back at full strength, the big red S chases off his alien captors by threatening to destroy them, a move which is glaringly out of character for this character even in an era in which characterization barely registered! But hey, we were almost at the end of this nine page story – yes, all this and a whole lot more took place in a mere nine pages – and things needed wrapping up, pronto. Hence – and I’m paraphrasing here – ” Geddoutta here, youse spacemen, or I’ll kill ya all!!”

    And all the while, poor Lana Lang, witness to each lusty encounter, but privy to absolutely NONE of this Super-subterfuge, has to be thinking to herself time and time again:

    “Omigosh, did she just slip him the TONGUE?!?”¦”

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    When my eyes first glommed onto this cover, I’m not sure which stunned me more: Steve Ditko’s innovative design, or the blurb announcing Peter Parker’s graduation from high school!

    I mean, back in those days (1965), characters each had a specific milieu they existed in, and that’s pretty much where they’d stay. Clark Kent was a reporter for the Daily Planet. Hal Jordan was a test pilot. Casper was dead and seemed to have a really, really good attitude about it. And Peter Parker was Midtown High’s nerdy science whiz.

    Only, suddenly he wasn’t. Not anymore.

    Suddenly, he was making the transition to college student, and the way things were presented at the end of this issue, with the inherent gravity of the situation clearly on display, you just knew it wasn’t going to merely be a cosmetic change.

    College and high school: there are tremendous differences between the two institutions, a fact I was later to find out first hand. This story, and the ones that directly followed, provided me with a much needed oasis a half-dozen years on, as I myself entered the hallowed halls of higher learning. Now, please understand, I’d grown up comfortably associating with pretty much the same group of friends right on up through and including my 18th summer. But come that September of 1971, a new world beckoned as we all went our separate ways.

    Left living at home as each of my buddies took off for various points all across the globe (okay, okay – mostly across New York state – but, c’mon, it’s BIG state!!), I found myself burdened with a 60-mile round-trip commute. All to attend the art program at the State University of New York at Farmingdale, and lemme tell ya, those first few months were a lonely go. Thrown into a totally foreign environment, I desperately needed something familiar to cling to during what little free time I could squeeze into my tremendously busy days. So, I chose to reread what are, in my opinion, the very best super-hero comics ever published, Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s legendary near forty issue run that launched the Amazing Spider-Man series.

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    Happily, they proved to be the perfect respite from the newfound pressures of college, and when I finally reached the sequence that kicked off with this issues conclusion, I found Peter Parker’s subsequent adventures at Empire University to have taken on an entirely new – and not unsurprisingly – relevant resonance to my own then-current situation. The good news was, although it proved, as a commuter, to be a tad bit more difficult to make friends, by late October, I had found a steadfast pair of pals every bit as reliable as my one-time cadre of Longwood High compadres, and, brother, after THAT, the sailing was far, far smoother!!

    I put down my Spideys shortly thereafter – only got a little ways into the John Romita illoed issues – and fully threw myself into life after high school. But those precious books had more than served their purpose. Y’see, for a short period there, when I literally didn’t have a friend in the world (or at least one who wasn’t, oh, 500 or so miles away) I DID have my Spider-Man comics. Goofy as that may sound to some, believe me when I tell you that they sustained me during a dark and unsettling period.

    And when I eventually got to the part where the hero goes off to college, well gee, his confusion somehow empathically echoed a lot of what I myself was feeling! Is it any wonder then that I have such a warm spot in my heart for the earliest escapades of Marvel’s amazing arachnid ? After all, my Green Lantern comics sure weren’t any help – sorry Hal, but I WASN’T majoring in test pilot, dig?…

    Hembeck.com – aka The College of Comix Knowledge – tuition free since 2002! Stop by for a lecture or two!

    -Copyright 2006 Fred Hembeck

  • QSE News: 11/29/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgIn a surprising turn of events, the once-peaceful nation of Sweden has declared war on heterosexuality by announcing their plans to open the first ever ABBA museum. When questioned as to “why,” an un-named official responded that “Drag-queens need a ‘Mecca,’ too, and Liza Minnelli isn’t from here.”
    • Things were looking up for nu-metal schlocksters, Linkin Park, late Tuesday after the band mistakenly thought they had re-established contact with their last remaining a fan. As it turns out, the “woman,” from Albuquerque, NM, was merely hacking into singer Chester Bennington’s phone for the purpose of leaving text messages regarding how much the “band sucked.” Bennington could not be reached for comment. Apparently, his shift at Wendy’s just ended and he’s off until Thursday.
    • Owners of The Laugh Factory in Los Angeles are reportedly demanding that Michael Richards pay $1 million for every racial slur that he recently used during a tirade at the club. Advisors are suggesting that Richards off set this amount by suing Nabisco for their liberal use of the word “cracker.”
    • Eat your heart out, Sharon Stone! After kicking K-Fed to the curb, Britney Spears has decided to let the “cat out of the bag”… so to speak. Showing up to a trendy LA hot-spot with new “girl friend” Paris Hilton in tow, Britney surprised the waiting paparazzi with a full-frontal shot of her “money maker.”

    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/29/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • If you didn’t catch it when it aired, South Park does Buck Rogers(Thingamabob)
    • Stephen Fry discusses Peter Cushing, Vincent Price, and Christopher Lee on QI(Thingamabob)
    • Okay, I can’t resist sharing a side-by-side of the whole South Park/Buck Rogers thing… (Thingamabob)
    • Bill Bailey on the song stylings of U2… (Thingamabob)
    • A pair of Nazis come to a unique realization, courtesy of That Mitchell & Webb Look(Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 11/28/2006

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgIn a shocking turn of events, the honeymoon is already over for Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock as the two filed divorce petitions Monday. Sources close to the couple say that the divorce is a result of Pamela learning that Rock, who’s real name is Robert Ritchie, was not, in fact, Lionel’s son and that her and Nicole would never be sisters.
    • Paramount has announced plans to make not one, not two, but three Smurf movies. A top executive at Paramount said that fans will finally find out who smurf’d Smurfette in the smurf with the smurf while smurfing a pound of smurf.
    • Officials in the southern Chinese province of Shunde broke ground today on a theme park based on the life and career of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee. According to one of these officials, Chinese Children in Lee’s “ancestral home town” will now have an opportunity to “pay lots of cold, hard yen” for a chance to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris and ride Kareem Abdul-Jabber.
    • It looks like the Eagles of Death Metal got aced”¦ or should I say Axl’d, from their recent tour with Guns N Roses. Apparently Axl thinks only one of the bands can suck during a tour.
    • And finally tonight, we just hate to report this”¦ but one of America’s, nay, the World’s most talented actors, Jean Claude Van Damme, will not be appearing in the next Rush Hour movie. I, like his other 23 fans, am sorely disappointed.

    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/28/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • I got a kick out of yesterday’s trip down music video lane, so let’s kick off today’s column with “The Curly Shuffle”… (Thingamabob)
    • Paul McCartney plays the wartime “Pipes of Peace” in the trenches… (Thingamabob)
    • Tracy Ullman takes on Kirsty McColl’s “They Don’t Know”… (Thingamabob)
    • And finally, Kirsty McColl duets with Shane MacGowan on the holiday classic “Fairytale of New York”… (Thingamabob)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 11/27/2006

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • If you thought The Office was fiction, then you may find your mind blown by the mediocrity of the Bank of America balladeer… (Thingamabob)
    • Cleanse your palate with David Cross’s take on the BoA tune… (Thingamabob)
    • And a slightly different performance from Cross at a different venue… (Thingamabob)
    • The great Richard Dawson sings of “Apples and Oranges”… (Thingamabob)
    • And we wrap up our music edition with Paul McCartney’s video for “Spies Like Us”… (Thingamabob)

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  • Scrubs Blog: Happy Thanksgiving!

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    VIDEO BLOG #65: “My Thanksgiving Shout-Out” ““
    The cast and crew extend holiday greetings to all, and dish on their favorite Turkey Day eats.

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    VIDEO BLOG #66: “My 6th Season Return” ““
    Bill Lawrence and some familiar faces remind you to watch the 6th season premiere in Scrubs‘ all-new timeslot this Thursday, November 30th at 9pm on NBC.

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    VIDEO BLOG #67: “My Shameless Plug” ““
    And while he’s at it, Bill reminds you to check out NobodysWatching.tv for a look at a new comedy he’s got on tap.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 11/24/06: Hello, Newman

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    While the seventh season of Seinfeld (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP) marked the departure of Larry David, it was also an incredibly jam-packed outing, loaded with the episodes the shine even within the already-stunning firmament of the show – episodes like “The Soup Nazi,” “The Rye,” “The Maestro,” “The Sponge,” and the darkest way to end a marriage storyline, “The Invitations.” After David’s departure, the show lost a bit of its more gothic touches, to be sure, but not until the final season would there be anything even approaching a clunker. As with previous sets, Volume 6 (remember, the first volume featured seasons 1 & 2) is loaded with bonus features – including commentaries, deleted scenes, bloopers, TV spots, exclusive Stand-Up footage, and cast & crew interviews. In addition, there’s a spotlight on Elaine Benes and Julie Louis-Dreyfus, reflections on Larry David’s final season, and more “Sein-Imations” (classic scenes reinterpreted through animation).

    I love Boston Legal (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). I think David E. Kelley has finally found a way to meld the sensibility of his past shows – like Picket Fences, The Practice, and Ally McBeal – without falling into the sometimes overbearing, overblown, schizophrenic pitfalls of the previous series. Oh, and it’s got William Shatner, James Spader, Rene Auberjunois, and Candice Bergen. The 7-disc complete second season set features all 27 episodes, plus a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

    Its release was delayed due to MGM’s transfer of its home video distribution from Sony to Fox, but the long-awaited special edition of A Fish Called Wanda (MGM/UA, Rated R, DVD-$26.98 SRP) is finally hitting stores, packed with 2-discs of bonus materials in addition to newly-remastered picture and sound. Those bonus materials include an audio commentary with John Cleese, deleted/alternate scenes, a retrospective documentary, a message from John Cleese, and more.

    While not the films that many remember as his classics, the 7-film Paul Newman Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated/Rated PG, DVD-$59.98 SRP) is a must-have set for the bonus features alone. In addition to the films themselves – Somebody Up There Likes Me, The Left Handed Gun, The Young Philadelphians, Harper, Pocket Money, The Mackintosh Man, & The Drowning Pool – the set features commentaries (from Newman, the late Robert Wise, Martin Scorsese, Robert Loggia, Richard Schickel, William Goldman, Arthur Penn, and Vincent Sherman), vintage featurettes, and trailers. Can you guess what set I’ll be digging my way through over the holidays?

    Try as I might, I can’t understand what people love about How I Met Your Mother (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). I’ve watched every episode, and I love the actors involved, but the writing seems flat and clichéd – I honestly wish it was better, because I want to like it. Is this what it was like for all those people who didn’t “get” Friends, or am I living some kind of sitcom version of They Live, where only I can see the non-funny? The 3-disc set features all 22 first season episodes, plus audio commentaries on select episodes, a blooper reel, and a “Video Yearbook” featurette.

    You’d think it wouldn’t have taken so long for one of the highest grossing comedies of all time to get a decent special edition, but it’s taken forever to get one for John Hughes & Chris Columbus’s timeless holiday tale of unintentional child abandonment, Home Alone (Fox, Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The new edition features a gag reel, over a half-dozen featurettes, deleted scenes, and – best of all – an audio commentary with Columbus and Macaulay Culkin.

    With the 3-disc set collecting season 6 & 7, the end of the original run of Columbo (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) on DVD comes to a conclusion with the final 8 tele-movies starring Peter Falk as the memorably rumpled detective famous for his case-solving refrain of “Oh, there’s just one more thing…”.

    The fifth and final season of Alias (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) was a bit of a jumbled affair, with the increasingly onerous Rambaldi mythology sort of reaching some kind of resolution, but I wouldn’t exactly call the last adventures of Sydney Bristow a high water mark in the show’s history. Much like The X-Files before it, they were never able to sustain the passion, energy, and mystery that had propelled better times. The 4-disc set features behind-the-scenes featurettes and a blooper reel.

    My little nephew has recently been getting into Blue’s Clues, so I sat him down with the new volume of Blue’s RoomMeet Blue’s Baby Brother (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). As the title suggests, this introduces Blue’s new baby brother… and my nephew approves.

    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…