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  • QSE News: Week In Review – 10/19/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

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    • Fans of the TV show Buffy The Vampire Slayer will have to dress up and sing somewhere else, as Twentieth Century Fox Television has issued a cease and desist order to planned sing-along events. Organizers have been running Buffy sing-along events in several cities across the country where fans come dressed as their favorite characters and act out parts of the show ala Rocky Horror Picture Show. In the letter, Fox lawyers stated that fans of the show will “have to creep out normal people and wear their virginity on the outside some other way… or pay us a billion dollars because we are greedy shit heads.”
    • Deborah Harry has given the OK for Kirsten Dunst to star as the former Blondie front woman in an upcoming bio-flick. The film, while still in the planning stages, is set to be directed by Michel Gondry and will follow the life and times of the singer.  When asked about her feelings regarding playing Harry, Dunst replied “Harry?  No, I like to keep it nice and tidy down there.”
    • Family members of Charles M. Schulz are upset with the author of a new biography of the man behind the Peanuts gang. The book, Schulz and Peanuts by author David Michaelis, claims Schulz used the characters he wrote and drew as an outlet for his different personalities, both good and bad. Michaelis claims everything in the book is 100% true, “especially the part where he made his wife dress up like Snoopy while he dressed as Woodstock.”
    • Mock-pundit Stephen Colbert has announced that he will be running for the office of President of the United States. Making the announcement on his show, The Colbert Report, Colbert said he will run as both a Democrat and a Republican. The only current Presidential candidate to comment so far on Colbert’s announcement is Mitt Romney, who said, “At least (Colbert) isn’t black or a woman.”
    • With his work winding down on the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, George Lucas is turning his attention back to Star Wars. Lucas is planning a live action TV show and an animated cartoon based on the popular franchise. Fans are hoping that at least one of the series will focus on Jar Jar, as “that character just wasn’t given enough screen time in the prequels.”
    • The upcoming Spice Girls “best of” CD will be available at Victoria’s Secret months before it’s available at record stores. The new album will be a collection of the group’s biggest hits, as well as two new songs. Industry insiders have commented on the Victoria’s Secret deal, noting that only one of the members can wear anything produced by the company as most of the members “have let themselves go a little.”

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

    (Compiled by J. Allen)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/19/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • More QI goodness to wrap up the week – here’s the 7th episode of series 3 – featuring Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Jeremy Clarkson, Sean Lock, and Rich Hall – Part 1… (Thingamabob)
    • Mitchell & Webb – “The Green Clarinet”… (Thingamabob)
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/18/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • QI Series 5, Episode 5 – with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, David Mitchell, Dara O’Briain, and Phill Jupitus – Part 1… (Thingamabob)
    • David Mitchell discusses televised religion… (Thingamabob)
    • Mitchell & Webb – “Hole In The Ring”… (Thingamabob)
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/17/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • In the “From The Vaults” department, here’s news footage of Kevin Smith protesting his own film, Dogma(Thingamabob)
    • Bill Bailey & Billy Bragg sing “Unisex Chip Shop”… (Thingamabob)
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/16/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • QI Series 5, episode 4 – with Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Rich Hall, Sean Lock, and Alan Davies – Part 1… (Thingamabob)
    • And finally, Stephen Fry’s “The Letter”… (Thingamabob)
  • SModcast 33

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    SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

    The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 33: Life Of Bryan –

    A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey – of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt’s trouble getting paid – before winding up with remembrances of Mewes past.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Game On! 10-15-2007: Episode 3 – Game On! Goes to the Movies

     

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    GAME ON! VIDEO PODCAST #3: “Game On! Goes to the Movies” ““
    Our intrepid hero Ian Bonds checks out movie influenced games and game based movies in his new podcast, featuring looks at JOHN WOO PRESENTS: STRANGLEHOLD, STUNTMAN: IGNITION, DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE and RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/15/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Pixar’s incredible anniversary zoetrope… (Thingamabob)
    • Sony reveals the rabbit plans for world domination… (Thingamabob)
  • Cabin Fever #05: A Mic Too Far

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    Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #05: A Mic Too Far – Another installment of the giggle filled gobbledygook that is Cabin Fever. This week we wax lyrical about the idiocy of The Panel show, scrotal tears, and the glory that is the return of that beautiful piece of chocolate, Wispa. Look out for a very short cameo by our Scottish pal Bruce and marvel as Aaron talks way too close to the mic and Brian talks much too far away from it. Oh the professionalism!

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • DVD Late Show: Fall Film Fest

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    10/12/07

    This is the best time of the year for fans of offbeat and bizarre cinema. This is the season when the studios unearth the cult horror and other exploitation stuff from their vaults, and dress it up nice for the Halloween consumers. As a fan of these kinds of flicks, I couldn’t be happier, but as a collector, I do wish they’d spread these cool genre releases out over the course of the year; it’d be considerably easier on the wallet.

    There’s a lot to cover this time around, so let’s get right to the reviews, shall we?

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    When Stuart Gordon made his directorial debut with 1985″˜s RE-ANIMATOR, he hit it out of the park with one of the smartest, most rewarding horror films of the Eighties. Some people forget, though, that his follow up was damned near as good, if not better. Now, after a long wait, MGM Home Video has finally unleashed FROM BEYOND: UNRATED DIRECTOR’S CUT (1986), a fully re-mastered and restored version of the 80’s horror masterpiece.

    Two scientists create a machine that enables them, by stimulation of the pineal gland, to perceive a parallel reality populated by grotesque, monstrous beings. When their first experiment apparently leads to the death of one of them, a beautiful psychiatrist (Barbara Crampton, RE-ANIMATOR) and a police officer (Ken Foree, the original DAWN OF THE DEAD) escort the survivor (Jeffrey Combs, RE-ANIMATOR) back to the isolated laboratory to re-create the experiment and prove that he did not murder his colleague.

    Loosely based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft, and filled with fantastic, pre-CGI “practical” effects, plenty of gore and slime, kinky sex and sheer, unbridled depravity, FROM BEYOND was pretty heady stuff for ’86, and suffered heavily at the hands of the MPAA, who demanded multiple trims before they’d grant it an “R” rating. MGM Home Video, in association with the Monsters HD channel, has restored the film to director Gordon’s original version, and given the whole movie a digital clean-up and restoration. It looks fabulous.

    MGM’s new “Unrated Director’s Cut” has been given a sterling 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer (previous home video versions were presented in open-matte full-frame, which spoiled a number of the effects), and a booming Dolby Surround mix. In addition, they’ve provided an entertaining and informative commentary by Gordon and key cast members, several retrospective featurettes, a storyboard comparison, and more.

    With a talented cast that understands the genre, a unique visual look, and sharp direction by Stuart Gordon, FROM BEYOND stands as one of the most ambitious and original horror films of its era, and still has the power to shock and surprise today. MGM’s new DVD is a solid package and is very welcome.

    Highly recommended.

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    After a couple of years’ drought, while switching from distributor to distributor, MGM has finally ““ and gloriously ““ resurrected their marvelous Midnite Movies line of cult films. Among this new wave of rare and offbeat genre titles comes director Bert I. Gordon’s (AMAZING COLLOSAL MAN, EMPIRE OF THE ANTS) 1976 drive-in favorite, FOOD OF THE GODS (1976).

    On a visit to an isolated Canadian island community, a football pro (Marjoe Gortner of STARCRASH and BOBBI JO AND THE OUTLAW) finds himself trapped in the farmhouse of elderly Mrs. Skinner (film legend Ida Lupino, HIGH SIERRA) with several others, surrounded by various giant critters, including man-sized, voracious rats.

    The cast is the film’s strongest aspect. Ex-child evangelist Gortner makes a decent enough hero, Lupino manages to bring some gravitas to her stock role, former Mike Hammer Ralph Meeker (KISS ME DEADLY) makes a convincing corporate asshole, pretty Pamela Franklin (THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE) is, well, pretty, and Joe Dante favorite Belinda Belaski (PIRANHA, THE HOWLING) is quite good in her role as an unmarried mom-to-be.

    Unabashedly goofy, FOOD OF THE GODS is the type of exploitation film that not only requests a willing suspension of disbelief, but begs for it. The wholly illogical plot, sketchy (if well-cast) characters and sub-par (even for 1976) special effects can only be enjoyed if you shut down all your critical faculties and just go with it. If you can accomplish that, you might have some fun.

    The MGM/Fox Midnite Movies DVD features a strong, 1.85 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a clear mono soundtrack. There are no bonus features, and the menu ““ as on all of these newest MM releases ““ is uninspired and dull.

    Recommended for fans only, or those nostalgic for Seventies-styled drive-in schlock.

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    After hitting box office gold with 1958’s JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, based on the Jules Verne adventure novel of the same name, 20th Century Fox was eager to repeat that film’s success with another big-screen dinosaur epic. Wanting it in theaters quickly, they turned to notoriously efficient producer-director Irwin Allen (VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, THE POSIEDON ADVENTURE), who chose another classic novel to adapt. The resulting film, THE LOST WORLD (1960), based on the novel by Arthur Conan Doyle, was a Cinemascope and Technicolor (expensive processes reserved for the studios’ most important films) epic with an all-star cast, and did big business when released.

    Crotchety Professor Challenger (Claude Rains, THE INVISIBLE MAN) leads an expedition comprised, in part, of a big game hunter (Michael Rennie, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL), a hot redhead in skintight pink Capri pants (Jill St. John, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER) a reporter (David Hedison, THE FLY), a couple of Latin stereotypes and a poodle, to an isolated plateau deep in the Amazon jungle. There, above unscalable cliffs, savage dinosaurs (photographically enlarged lizards) and other prehistoric life forms survive to the present day (or at least, to 1960). Before long, the explorers run afoul of some cave-dwelling natives, and must find a way off the plateau before it is destroyed by volcanic eruptions.

    A lavish, all-star big-budget epic, with impressive sets and A-list production values, THE LOST WORLD, is, ultimately, a silly Saturday afternoon matinee adventure with big lizards. That producer/director Allen was too cheap and in too much of a hurry to consider using stop-motion animation for the dinosaurs critically damages the film ““ even the kids in the audience are likely to snicker when the esteemed paleontologist Challenger identifies a komodo dragon as a “brontosaur” or oversized iguana as a “Tyrannosaurus Rex!”

    Still, if you’re in the right mood, the fast pace, colorful characters and solid ““ if unchallenging ““ acting add up to a pretty fun 96 minutes.

    Fox’s 2-disc special edition presents THE LOST WORLD in a crystal sharp, brilliantly colorful 2.35:1 anamorphic transfer that preserves the aspect ratio of the original Cinemascope presentation. The film has been given a Dolby 4.0 surround mix for this disc, along with the original stereo mix. Extra features include a vintage promotional featurette, newsreel footage of the film’s 1960 premiere, the original trailer, a still gallery, and scans of the Dell comic book.

    Disc 2 includes the original, 1925 silent version of THE LOST WORLD, presented in full-frame format with color tinting. This copy of the film ““ though not as complete as the version released by Image Entertainment a few years ago ““ features still-remarkable stop-motion dinosaurs by KING KONG effects genius Willis O’Brien, and looks very decent for its age. Several minutes of animation outtakes are also included.

    Recommended for dinosaur film completists and cult movie buffs only.

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    Also hitting shelves right around now are two good-natured vintage teen comedy romps from Crown International that probably should have been packaged as one of BCI’s “Starlight Drive-In” double bills. Instead, they’ve been released as WELCOME TO THE GRINDHOUSE DOUBLE FEATURE: THE BEACH GIRLS/COACH (1982/1978). Oh well, regardless of the format, they’re still worth checking out.

    1982’s THE BEACH GIRLS is a charmingly lowbrow time killer packed with bare-breasted young beauties, cheap jokes, and consequence-free sexual hijinks. The plot, such as it is, revolves around three sexy young college students spending the Summer at a Southern California beach house belonging to one of the girls’ uncle. They immediately begin partying, and the remainder of the flick is pretty much non-stop sex and drug (marijuna) humor. Yet, THE BEACH GIRLS has a pleasant innocence about it, and is an enjoyable relic of a time when movies were often just about escapist fun.

    The second feature on the disc, 1978″˜s COACH, stars Cathy Lee Crosby as a former Olympic running champion who lands a job as the coach of a boy’s high school basketball team. Over the flick’s 91 minutes, she overcomes the sexist prejudices of the school board and her team, begins an affair with one of the teenaged players (Michael Biehn, THE TERMINATOR), and leads her charges to victory in the state championship. Utterly predictable but unpretentious, COACH is undemanding entertainment from a simpler era.

    Both movies are presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen and look great, considering their age. COACH looks a little soft, but it may have been shot that way. Sound appears to be simple stereo. On COACH, the dialogue is frequently muffled or echo-y, which suggests that it was recorded on-set and not cleaned up. It’s always understandable, though.

    BCI’s disc allows you to watch the movies individually, or as a “Grindhouse Experience” double feature. This includes trailers for other Crown International comedies, including THE VAN, JOCKS, MALIBU BEACH and MY TUTOR.

    Fun flix. Cheap DVD. You could do worse.

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    Heavy metal rock music got a bad rap back in the late Eighties, with parents groups and TV religious leaders loudly denouncing the music of several high profile bands as “Satanic.” There was a fear that heavy metal would corrupt the impressionable minds of teenagers, brainwashing them with subversive lyrics and subliminal messages of evil. 1988’s BLACK ROSES plays off that paranoia with its very dated, somewhat goofy tale of rock & roll horror.

    A heavy metal rock band with a few successful studio albums goes on tour, and makes its first stop in a small town, where it’ll play the local high school auditorium for three nights. After the first show, the kids start acting up, and the local English teacher (soap opera vet John Martin) starts getting suspicious. Turns out he has a right to be alarmed, as the band’s music turns kids into demons! Can the teacher save his students from the infernal influence of the Black Roses and their charismatic front man, Damien (Sal Viviano)?

    With rubbery monsters, gratuitous boobage, some fairly decent music and an early role by THE SOPRANOS’ Vincent Pastore (who is eaten by a stereo) and Lou Ferrigno’s wife, Carla, BLACK ROSES was director John Fasano’s slightly more polished follow-up to his notorious ROCK “˜N ROLL NIGHTMARE of the previous year (also available from Synapse Films). Very much a product of its era, and clearly made on the cheap, it’s still fairly entertaining as long as you don’t take it seriously.

    The DVD from Synapse Films features a decent 1.78:1 anamorphic transfer mastered from the original camera negative in high-def. It still shows its age though, with a slightly soft image and a few specks here and there. The Dolby Stereo mix is adequate, but unspectacular. The best bonus feature is a very entertaining commentary track by director Fasano, writer Cindy Sorrell, actress Carla Ferrigno, and Fasano’s kids (the daughter makes the best comments). Also included are some trailers and audition tapes.

    Back in the VHS days, this one sported a flashy, 3-D embossed box, and that is still probably the most memorable thing about BLACK ROSES. But every movie is somebody’s favorite, especially in the horror genre. So if you’re a fan of this one, the DVD is a very respectable presentation, and worth picking up.

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    One of the most personal films B-movie mogul Roger Corman ever made (and the only one not to turn a profit theatrically), THE INTRUDER (1962), comes to DVD in a new edition courtesy of Buena Vista Home Entertainment. An intense, disturbing civil rights drama, with a surprisingly powerful performance by a pre-STAR TREK William Shatner, THE INTRUDER still has the ability to provoke strong emotions, forty years after it was made.

    Shatner plays Adam Cramer, a charming, charismatic, racist agitator who comes to a small Southern town to incite the white population to violently oppose court-ordered school integration. Soon though, he finds that his efforts have been too successful, and things begin to get out of hand.

    An excellent script by frequent TWILIGHT ZONE scribe Charles Beaumont (based on his novel), naturalistic direction by Corman, and a sly, astonishing performance by Shatner, result in a memorable, uncomfortable look at a turbulent time in our cultural history. THE INTRUDER is a remarkable film.

    As usual with Buena Vista’s handling of the Roger Corman titles, the presentation is nothing to write home about. THE INTRUDER is presented in an unmatted, 1.33:1 full-frame transfer, sourced from a hazy, scratchy print. There are even a few jumps here and there from missing frames. The mono soundtrack is a bit fuzzy, but is understandable. Although labeled as a “Special Edition,” extras are the absolute minimal, consisting of a single, short featurette, “Remembering THE INTRUDER,” featuring interviews with Corman and Shatner, both of whom are obviously very proud of the film.

    Despite the mediocre technical presentation, THE INTRUDER is a minor classic of independent filmmaking, and is recommended.

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    I was already in my 20’s when the original craze hit. I never watched the cartoon and never played with or collected the toys, so I had no real axe to grind with (or much interest in, frankly) Michael Bay’s big-budget, live-action version of TRANSFORMERS (2007). And I’m not a fan of most of Bay’s features, either (except for THE ROCK), finding them mostly just flash-bang and shallow, so if anything, my expectations when the advance screener showed up in my mail were on the low side.

    Well, I liked it. It may not be a great movie, but everything considered, it was a lot more enjoyable than it had any right to be.

    Teenager Sam Witwicky (appealing “everyman” Shia LaBeof, HOLES) buys a beat-up, used, yellow and black Camaro, which is eventually revealed to be the morphing alien “Autobot” Bumblebee. Before long, Sam and his new girlfriend Mikaela (sexy Megan Fox) find themselves embroiled in a conflict between the friendly Autobots (who change into cars & trucks) and their enemies, the evil, warlike Decepticons (who change into war machines like tanks and fighter jets). Both groups of bots are searching for a powerful artifact known as the Allspark, which crashed to Earth in the distant past and is now in the hands of a secret government agency.

    Now, a couple things about this film impressed me. First, writers Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (MI:III, STAR TREK) managed to make me interested in both the human characters and the ridiculously named robots. Second, the CGI effects were damn near flawless, which really helped me buy into these automatons as actual characters. I was also impressed at how unabashedly corny the filmmakers allowed themselves to be. It really worked for this particular film.

    Paramount’s 2-disc special edition sports a flawless 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, and deafening 5.1 Dolby Surround sound. There are a whole crapload of featurettes, covering almost every imaginable aspect of the making of the film and the history of the franchise, trailers, and various Easter Eggs.

    If you’re a fan of the film or the Transformers in general, this is the edition to buy. If you know nothing of the franchise (as I did) you might want to rent it when it hits shelves next week. It’s a loud, fast-paced entertainment with a surprising amount of heart. Recommended.

    DVD LATE SHOW CAPSULE REVIEWS!

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    JERICHO ““ THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (2006-07). A riveting post apocalyptic soap opera set in tiny Jericho, Kansas in the aftermath of a series of nuclear attacks by terrorists, JERICHO unfairly suffered in the ratings due to a crappy timeslot opposite AMERICAN IDOL. But if you missed it on television, as I did (ummm”¦ I wasn’t watching IDOL, I just missed it), you now have a chance to catch up with one of last season’s finest dramas on DVD. With a talented cast led by Skeet Ulrich (SCREAM), taut, emotional scripts and gritty, suspenseful direction, this underrated series is addictive and rewarding.

    Paramount’s DVD set includes all 22 episodes of the first series in anamorphic widescreen and Dolby 5.1. Surround Sound. Extras include a “Making Of” doc, a “What If” featurette, many deleted scenes, and several episode commentaries by cast and crew. Highly recommended.

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    SPLATTER BEACH (2007). Hitting streets this week is this shot-on-video surf schlock-o-rama starring Erin Brown (better known as “Misty Mundae”) and Erika Smith. Rampaging fishmen attack a beachside music festival; horror and hilarity ensue. The beach looks cold, the gore effects are really fake, the acting is terrible, and the direction by the Polonia Brothers (SPLATTER FARM) isn’t much better. The 2-disc unrated edition includes a commentary by the directors and cast member Ken Van Sant, a couple of behind-the-scenes featurettes, and a soundtrack CD. Not one of Pop Cinema’s finer efforts, unfortunately, released as part of their “Camp Motion Pictures” label.

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    FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER “POWER COSMIC EDITION” (2007). The plucky underachiever of Marvel Comics movie franchises returns with a second installment that, as seems to be the case with these series, is an improvement over the first. Unfortunately, two of the titular four are still hideously miscast, the horribly ill-conceived version of Victor Von Doom returns, and the direction by Tim Story is still purely by-the-numbers. That said, I’ve read worse FF adventures in the comics over the years, and the film’s portrayal of the noble space sentinel, the Silver Surfer, is pretty damned cool.

    Fox has given the film a nice 2-disc deluxe edition right out of the gate (instead of waiting a year or so like with the first film), with a crystal sharp 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer (there’s a full-frame version on the flip side), and 5.1 Surround sound mix on disc 1. There are also two commentary tracks, by director Story and other crewmembers. Disc two includes a bunch of extended/deleted scenes, a slew of “Making Of” featurettes, several still galleries, trailers, and a cool doc discussing the comic book origins of the Surfer.

    You already know if you want to buy the movie, most likely, and if you’re a fan, this is a great DVD package and worth picking up. Otherwise, rent it.

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    ELIOT NESS: AN UNTOUCHABLE LIFE (2007). This feature-length one-man show chronicling the life of the famous Prohibition lawman is essentially a videotaped stage performance (with three sets), written and directed by mystery novelist and independent filmmaker Max Allan Collins (MOMMY). Actor Michael Cornelison gives a tour de force performance as an aging Ness reminiscing about his life and triumphs as a law enforcement officer, and Collins’ well-written script/monologue (Collins has penned a number of historical mystery novels about Ness) is both fascinating and compelling. VCI gives the production a solid 1.66:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a crisp Dolby stereo audio track. Extras include the short film that was used to raise financing for the feature, excerpts from live performances of the play, commentary by Cornelison and Collins, a bonus short film, “An Inconsequential Matter” (also directed by Collins and starring Cornelison), a deleted scene, and trailers for other VCI releases.

    An interesting and involving performance makes a unique viewing experience. Definitely worth checking out.

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    KNOCKED UP ““ EXTENDED & UNRATED
    (2007). From the creators of 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN and television’s FREAKS AND GEEKS, comes a surprisingly grown-up comedy about, well, growing up. Judd Apatow regular Seth Rogen plays a slacker who, after a drunken encounter with sexy Katherine Heigl, finds himself about to become a father. So, despite having nothing in common, the couple tries to forge a relationship and deal with their situation. Funny and heartfelt, KNOCKED UP is a great modern comedy. Universal’s 2-disc “Unprotected” Edition features an extended, unrated cut of the film in anamorphic widescreen and Dolby 5.1, nearly three hours of extras including tons of bloopers and deleted scenes, video diaries, and featurettes. If you dug 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, or smart comedies in general, you’ll enjoy this. Recommended.

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    VINTAGE EROTICA ANNO 1960. As with previous volumes (ANNO 1920, 1930, 1940, & 1950) from Cult Epics, this is a fascinating collection of silent, black & white stag loops from Europe, this time shot during the swingin’ Sixties. This volume includes twelve erotic shorts of varying picture quality, though most look pretty bad, suffering from serious age-related damage and inferior film stock. The Cult Epics presentation is 1.33:1 full-frame, and they’ve provided a generic “psychedelic” score. There’s also a Sixties-era gallery of nudes. It’s more of a historical artifact than porn, although the material is definitely hardcore. Recommended for scholarly smut collectors only.

    DVD LATE SHOW NEWS!

    I was going to review VCI’s new special edition of director Bob Clark’s (PORKY’S, DEATHDREAM) zombie thriller, CHILDREN SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972), this week, and warn that the version on the disc was edited and not in the best of shape. However, other reviewers got to it first, and VCI, to their credit, has admitted that they made a mistake and announced an immediate recall of the flawed disc. Citing internal miscommunication resulting in the wrong master being used, VCI intends to have the disc redone and will replace consumers’ copies with the corrected version.

    Visit VCI’s website for more information.


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    A “monster” of a Halloween column, with a bunch more Midnite Movies (WITCHFINDER GENERAL, YONGARY, THE PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES, BEAST WITH A MILLION EYES, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, VAULT OF HORROR), THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD COLLECTOR’S EDITION, ALLIGATOR, THE FLY COLLECTION and more!

    For older Late Show columns (adding up to well over 200 reviews!), visit the recently revamped DVD Late Show website and archive. For additional pop culture musings, occasional DVD previews and lots of shameless self-promotion, you might try checking out my blog.

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  • Party Favors: Like A Tarheel Cowboy

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    DURHAM – After decades of pathetic Blue Devil basketball players, there’s finally a Macho Man on the Duke campus. Randy Jones, best known as the Cowboy in the Village People, was an honored guest and featured entertainer at the NC Pride celebration on Coach K’s turf.

    The Cowboy is the third most famous Tarheel behind Andy Griffith and Michael Jordan. Randy is a true Tarheel since he received a Morehead scholarship at UNC-Chapel Hill. He also has plenty of local ties with numerous relatives in the crowd. His charming cousin was running his booth where his recent solo CD Ticket to the World was moving at a brisk pace.

    partyfavors-2007-10-12.jpgRandy doesn’t look close to the 55 he just turned. You wouldn’t accept his application for the AARP without two forms of ID. For a man who has spent the last three decades in the hectic world of Showbiz, he’s been able to keep the road years from turning him into Buddy Ebsen. He really should be on an infommercial selling us his skin care treatment.

    The performance was fun at the outdoor event. Randy sang along with the instrumental tracks on a CD. While many people would taken back by just seeing one of the six Village People on stage, Randy gives more than 17 percent of a show. A majority of his set list featured songs from Ticket of the World. He opened with Kylie Minogue’s “Your Disco Needs You.” He bedazzled Glen Campbell’s “Rhinestone Cowboy.” At the end of the short set, he got the crowd up and signing with “YMCA.” Unlike the “Macarena,” it’s still fun to make the YMCA letters.

    Even though he’s no longer a touring member of the Village People, Randy’s been extra busy with various projects including the solo record. We chatted briefly before the performance. He had driven up to the festival from his beach house on the NC coast. (He also has a place in the Village). Since he travels a lot for business, he rarely hits the road for vacation. He was heading out to Arizona for his next performance. Recently he hosted a disco themed Carnival cruise ship which didn’t dock at Key West, but went to St. Thomas instead. He’s an icon in overdrive.

    Earlier in the year, Randy was a celebrity panelist on “Paint That Naming” (they had to jumble the title to avoid a lawsuit from the Name That Tune owners). Along with Randy, the namers included artist Nicole Eisenman and Michel Gondry (director of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind). The internet show is a hoot as group of folks compete to name Mark Kostabi’s latest art for $20 a pop. This show ought to be on Bravo. I want to be a panelist. Paint That Naming looks cooler than Celebrity Jeopardy. Towards the end of the episode, Randy performs “YMCA” with the house band.

    He’s promised an in-depth interview to the column. We must find out if Stephen Colbert wants to comb his mustache. What was it like to take direction from Rhoda’s mom? How to know if you’re paid too much for your chaps? If you want to figure out if Randy’s riding into your town or info on how to get his record, visit RandyJonesWorld.com.

    HALL OF LAME

    Anyone thrilled by this year’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees? Besides the mothers of the nominees? Jann Wenner (publisher of Rolling Stone) and his committee have given us more head scratching than toe tapping.

    We get dance acts in Madonna, Chic and Donna Summer. They poured on the rap with the Beastie Boys and Afrika Bambaataa, Completely out of left field is folkie stud Leonard Cohen. Once more, the rock acts are in the minority with British invasion vets the Dave Clark Five, surf instrumentalists The Ventures and man who dumped Diane for a supermodel, John Cougar Mellencamp. Of the nine acts, five will soon be elected. Actually there’s only four of eight since there’s a “lock” in the pack. Turns out Wenner was exposed for yanking the Dave Clark Five to put in Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five at last year’s ceremony. The Dave Clark Five will be elected or there will be lawsuit. I hope Dave has been practicing his “surprised to be a winner” smile instead of a “pissed off for being robbed” scowl.

    Why did Wenner cheat the voters of their power? Perhaps his masterplan featured the Beasties going in this year. Imagine how the rap community would feel if a trio of white knuckleheads who started out as a novelty act talking about “Fighting for your right to party” gets into the Hall before a serious contender? Rappers would consider the Hall a fraud like a the rest of the music world does.

    According to way too many sources, the whole nomination and electing of winners has been reduced to one man: Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone. Yup. He’s stacked the nominating committee with his pack of Stoned bitches including Toure! Having seen this Toure guy on various talking heads show, he’s never struck me as a fan of rock and roll. And judging from this year’s nominees, Rock and Roll seemed to be the lowest priority for an act to be nominated. How can only a third of the nominees be rock acts? This isn’t the Pop Music Hall of Fame. This is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    Another problem is that the Hall isn’t about who deserves a plaque on the wall, but what acts can attract a crowd willing to spend $3,000 for a plate of rubber chicken. Madonna, the Beasties and Johnny Cougar are locks based on this requirement. This leaves one slot which might go to Chic since Nile Rodgers has a Madonna connection.

    Since he was one of my favorite interviews, the Party Favors is backing the campaign of Leonard Cohen. “Don’t Go Home with Your Hard-on” has more rock to it than “True Blue.” Plus Leonard needs the cash before the IRS goes Willie Nelson on his ass.

    The Beasties induction is disturbing since the Hall is counting their Polly Wog Stew EP from when they were a teenage punk band. Think how many years it took Van Halen and ZZ Top to get inducted and Jann lets the Beasties waltz in on music that doesn’t have a thing to do with why the masses embraced them. Next year they’ll induct Good Charlotte based on an answering machine messages left by the twins when they sang “Happy Birthday” to grandma. Why should the Beasties “punk” efforts get them into the Hall before Black Flag or Minor Threat?

    You might think the 9 nominees are great, but here’s a few folks that Jann hasn’t allowed to be inducted (or even nominated in many cases): Roxy Music, Todd Rundgren, Steve Miller, Chicago, Motorhead, Laura Nyro, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon, Heart, Kate Bush, Cheap Trick, Yes, Gram Parsons, B-52s, The Cars, Emerson Lake and Palmer. Joe Meek, Journey, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, King Crimson, New York Dolls, Iggy and the Stooges, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and Kiss. That’s plenty of Rock and Roll acts. Why are we staring at only three rock nominees this season? Even from a pop perspective, how can Abba, Hall & Oates and Neil Diamond get brushed aside? Are they just not hip enough for the cover of the Rolling Stone? Where’s Wolfman Jack? He’s rock and roll.

    Before the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame starts overwhelmingly inducting disco and rap acts, they need to at least get the major job of Rock and Roll on the walls. I don’t see VH1’s Rap Honors inducting Allen Sherman for his pioneering work known as “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh” aka “Camp Granada.” He’s got as much to do about bringing rap to middle America as Madonna has for rockin’ out.

    Rumor has it that Jann’s biggest wish is to induct Yoko Ono. He’s plotting to sneak the Plastic Ono band onto the podium to fulfill this dream. Who can resist another induction of Eric Clapton and John Lennon? Yoko is just a bonus in that ballot. He must be stopped. In four years he’ll have Don Johnson inducted since his magazine did declare “Don Johnson: Rock & Roll Star.” Wanna know who got in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame before Steve Miller? Jann Wenner! He’s got his plaque; screw off, Space Cowboy!

    Fox’s Roger Friedman wants a boycott of Rolling Stone magazine. This is futile since who buys the magazine? Great aunts who want to find out what’s happening with Bobby Sherman. Rolling Stone is the obituary column for culture. Once they report it, we know it’s been dead for a year. Instead of a boycott, let us all plead for Paul Shaffer to lead a coup d’état at the Rock Hall of Fame. The only way to save Rock and Roll is to destroy the Rolling Stone‘s control over the ballots.

    The good news for any band that was ignored this year is that they won’t have to endure Velvet Revolver butchering their hits.

    RED IN MOTION

    After the last column’s mention of redheads in cable knit sweaters, I received an email directing me to www.officialstrawberryblonde.com. The site has Strawberry Blonde’s video for their single “Do It to the Music.” The music video opens with lead singer Angelica Bridges wrapped up in black sheets of a bed. That grabbed the eyeballs. It harkens back to those days when music videos were more than guys mugging to a fisheyed lens. The song has a cheesy ’80s synth-dance feel to as it plays with the beat of Madonna’s “Everybody.”

    My only question, does she make chowder?

    MUST CARPETBOMB TV

    Why must NBC put their new prime time shows on every cable channel they own? While flipping around over the weekend, I couldn’t shake Chuck. It was on every channel like Stepmom or The Wedding Singer. I watch Bravo to catch up on Top Chef, I don’t want to see Bionic Woman on the schedule. Bravo is all about me fixating on Padma’s arm scar. She beats Tina Fey’s scar.

    The sad truth is that none of these new NBC shows look like they’re slumming it on the cable channels. Chuck and Life look perfect on USA. Journeyman and Bionic Woman blend with SciFi’s original output. Nothing screams “Network!”

    Thank goodness Dexter has returned to Showtime. And for the first time ever, Showtime is waxing HBO’s ass for original series. Even with the promise of sex, Tell Me You Love Me is too depressing to endure on a weekly basis. It makes Ingmar Bergman’s Scenes From a Marriage resemble Everybody Loves Raymond. And this new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm rubbed me wrong. After five minutes, I turned Larry David off. The show is now on the OnDemand list. With Dexter, Weeds, Californication and Brotherhood, Showtime has taken the lead. HBO is running on pure legacy fumes until the final season of The Wire airs. They shouldn’t have killed Deadwood.

    PUNT & BEAN

    How many times a week do you get junk mail from sports channels? Lately the NFL Network is doing a safety blitz to get me to beg Time-Warner cable to put their channel on my box. Mid-Atlantic Sports Network (MASN) peppers me to plea for Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals games to return to the Raleigh area.

    Here’s a simple reply to them: Why?

    What’s the point of the NFL Network? Even during the heat of the football season, who doesn’t get enough football news from ESPN and online? Hardcore gamblers and bookies? Why would I need to watch the NFL Network in May? Is it really that entertaining to see defensive ends disco dancing? News? Why bother with league authorized press releases before the Boston Globe gets beneath the marketing jargon? Sure they broadcast a handful of games during the season, but the guys in the booth were pathetic. Why Bryant Gumble? Do you really think he’s Mr. Football? Joe Namath and a bottle of Wild Turkey should call the game. On top of it all, the NFL Network refuses to tell me how much they expect to jack up my cable bill. How much does loyalty cost, Commissioner Goddell?

    MASN is even worse. They want two channels on my cable dial to see the Nationals and Orioles games. Two losers for the price of one! They keep harping on the fact that for over 20 years, the Orioles games were on Raleigh cable (back when they were on HTS). I rarely encounter Orioles fans around here. Why does MLB call us an Orioles’ territory? You’ll find more Yankees, Cubs and Redsox fans in this area. Ever since Cal Ripken Jr. retired, has there a reason to watch? The plea from MASN tries to appeal to us by pointing out how many Redsox and Yankees games end up on their schedule. That’s all fine and dandy except this basic fact: Why do I want to listen to a pair of Baltimore homers dissing on my team? When my team leads, the announcers are talking about their pack of losers making a comeback. Those of us who are fans of Yankees and Redsox would rather have those two cable channels used for YES and NESN instead of a pair of basement dwellers. You shouldn’t have to pay for losers.

    DIM YOUR SCREENS

    While driving home the other night, the car in front of us had its flat screen TVs on the headrests blaring. It was like they had their bright headlights going. If no one is sitting in the back seat watching the screens – turn them off! You’re being a distracting menace to the rest of us. What made the matters worse was the driver kept swerving in the lane like he was drunk. When we pulled up beside him, we could see his dashboard’s screen showing the same movie. Aren’t there laws against this crap?

    Luckily we were able to pass him on the green. Last thing I want is to have my car wrecked because this moron was getting too pumped up watching Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

    STRANGER OF DISASTER

    Good to see Richard Edson playing Risk in the Traveler’s commercial. He’s got a great face for inadvertent destruction. His appearance reminds me to pick up the new Criterion DVD of Stranger Than Paradise.

    I’m rooting for the English guy who keeps finding the internet for AT&T decides to seek signal from inside a shark tank.

    NOTICE

    If you don’t hear from me in the next few weeks, it’s because I’m watching Twin Peaks – Definitive Gold Box Edition. Finally after years and years of people craving, they have put together a DVD set that has nearly everything linked to the Twin Peaks TV series. It doesn’t have the Fire Walk With Me feature, but without Sherilyn Fenn, the movie falls flat for me. Both seasons and the pilot movie will finally arrive on Oct. 30. This means there’s no reason to watch Chiller on the Dish.

    MAKE UP!

    If Fred Thompson wants to save his presidential campaign, he needs to dump his advertising. He can’t run like a normal politician. He needs to take a page out of the actor’s Bible. How do you get a major role? You screen test! Thompson needs to show America how he’d react in various situations. Instead of answering the Jack Bauer tortures the terrorist question, recreate the moment when you give order to Waterboard the truth to save America. Show us the power in your hand when you smackdown the Veto stamp to stop the pork. Give us the look when you face down a fellow actor playing the head of Iran. Let us see that you’re not merely an actor, you’re a performer! Give us 60 second screen tests to let us know “that guy’s a president!”

    Did you know Shirley Jones is an informal consultant to Hillary Clinton? Ever since Hillary embraced the zen of Shirley Partridge, her campaign has taken off. She’s even doing Shirley’s laugh to get out of tough questions.

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/12/07: Truthiness In Advertising

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    If you were to plunk down your heard-earned cash on just one tome this weekend, the only patriotic thing to do is try everything in your power to secure one of the sure-to-be-scarce copies of Stephen Colbert’s I Am America (And So Can You!) (Grand Central Publishing, $26.99 SRP). Winner of the prestigious “Stephen T. Colbert Award For The Literary Excellence”, the book more than lives up to that impressive award, with all of the insight, humor, and pathos we’ve come to expect from Colbert and his no legendary Colbert Report.

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    Everybody Hates Chris (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP) continues to be a little gem of a sitcom that more people should be watching. The ensemble is top-notch, and the writing is even stronger in its second season than the already-snazzy first. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes – unfortunately, this go-round the fun, free-wheeling commentaries are missing, but at least you get 8 behind-the-scenes featurettes, plus a gag reel.

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    Seuss fans will delight in The Annotated Cat: Under The Hats Of Seuss And His Cats (Random House, $30.00). As the title suggests, it’s an in-depth look at the most iconic and popular of the good doctor’s creations. While you’re at it, also make sure to pick up the 50th anniversary retrospective edition of How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Random House, $24.99 SRP, with 32 pages of bonus archival material and commentary.

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    If that weren’t enough Seuss for you, be sure to pick up the recently revised and spruced up editions of classic tales like Yertle The Turtle and Other Stories, If I Ran The Zoo, And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street, The Lorax, Horton Hears A Who, and One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (Random House, $14.95 SRP each).

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    It’s a great shame that the US version of Aardman Animation’s wonderful claymation comedy, Creature Comforts America (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP), didn’t seem to catch on. Utilizing actual interviews with ordinary people and then animating them as various creatures of the animal kingdom, it retains the same sly wittiness of the UK version, and I hope people snap up the complete first season on DVD, which features additional episodes, live action videos, deleted/alternate scenes, and more.

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    It seemed like only yesterday that the first Film Crew release – reuniting MST3K‘s Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, & Bill Corbett – was released. Now we’re already to the fourth and final flick that the trio produced – at least until more are commissioned – The Giant of Marathon (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). They go out in style with a “classic” Steve Reeves sword and sandals epic, with bonus features including “An Apology From Mike Nelson” and selected scene commentary from Walter S. Ferguson.

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    Hot on the heels of their success with Planet Earth, the BBC has gone back and revisited their previous wildlife epic Blue Planet (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) with a 5-disc collection featuring a bonus disc of brand-new material. For all intents and purposes, the bonus material is like having four additional programs in the series, focusing on the Amazon, a shark-infested underwater volcano, a winter estuary, and the desolation of Antarctica.

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    I remember the second season of Family Ties (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP) as the one where everything clicked and the show really took off. Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton became more than just a conservative kid in a hippie family gag, and the writing became consistently funny. See for yourself with the 4-disc set, featuring all 22 episodes, plus a making-of featurette, an interview with Fox, and a featurette entitled “The Year Of The Beard”.

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    Twomorrows notches up another great entry in their fantastic Modern Masters series of in-depth artists profiles, this time turning the spotlight on Jerry Ordway (Twomorrows, $14.95 SRP). Featuring an in-depth interview and copious amounts of rare artwork (including a color section), this belongs on your shelf (alongside all the other must-have volumes in this series).

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    For the longest time – due to the well-known controversy over the on-set accident during the filming of John Landis’s segment of the film – it seemed that we’d never get a nice DVD edition of Twilight Zone: The Movie (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.97 SRP). And, honestly, we haven’t. We’ve got the theatrical trailer, but no other bonus features to speak of. Still, the film is presented via a brand-new transfer that beats anything I’ve seen on cable, so I suppose we should be grateful that we’ve got that, at least.

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    Even though I’ll never forgive Joseph Campbell and his treatises on myths for making a supreme prick out of George Lucas, I still find his lecture tours – collected in the 2-disc set Joseph Campbell: Mythos I (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) – to be fascinating explorations of the power of storytelling conventions.

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    If you’re eager to get the BBC’s recent, wretched new take on Robin Hood out of your mouth, start with Robin of Sherwood (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP) – the second set of which is now available. Essentially, it’s the tale of Robert of Huntingdon, who assumes the mantle of the fallen Robin of Loxley and puts the merry band back together to take down the still malevolent Sheriff of Nottingham. The second set features the final 13 episodes of the series, plus audio commentaries, a pair of retrospective documentaries, behind-the-scenes footage, outtakes, and more.

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    Just last week, I praised the space-related output of Apogee Books, and I’m happy to continue to do so. I’m an avowed space geek, so I dove right into Astronautics: Book 2 – To The Moon And Towards The Future (Apogee Books, $24.95 SRP). Author Ted Spitzmiller gives an engrossing blow-by-blow account of mankind’s efforts to reach the stars, and I suggest you snag both this and volume 1, Dawn Of The Space Age.

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    If only for the new transfer, the 25th anniversary edition of Poltergeist (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is worth picking up. Sadly, the bonus documentary is paranormal bullshit – the title “They Are Here: The Real World of Poltergeists” should be indication enough that this is the kind of crap that would find a nice programming slot on the Sci-Fi Channel.

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    The Halloween season is full of all kinds of stories about ghosts and vampires and witches and more, but I prefer the History Channel’s Haunted Histories Collection (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), a set of 5 programs that give the historical background behind the tales of things that go bump in the night (and Halloween itself).

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    Speaking of Halloween, the spooktacular (yeah, I just used that) themed issues of Uncle Scrooge & Walt Disney’s Comics & Stories – issues #370 & #685, respectively (Gemstone, $7.99 SRP) – are available now, and are both pretty spiffy reads.

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    Gary Sinise & co. return in the third season of CSI: New York (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP), which once again proves that CSI: Poughkeepsie is inevitable. The 6-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus a quartet of audio commentaries and featurettes.

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    Many times while watching Evan Almighty (Universal, Rated PG, DVD-$29.98 SRP), I wondered if someone had gathered up the jokes two by two and shuffled them off to some other flick. Hoping to capitalize on the success of Steve Carell and keep some kind of franchise alive after the departure of Jim Carrey, this bloated, middling spin-off of Carell’s Evan character – cast here as a reluctant Noah by a for-the-paycheck God (Morgan Freeman) – is just painful. Bonus features include deleted scenes, outtakes, featurettes, and more.

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    If you fancy a hearty laugh at the expense of a bunch of dead-serious kooks, try the supernatural buffoonery that is Britain’s Most Haunted (Koch Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), as a team of paranormal investigators – and a nutty “spiritual medium” named Derek Acorah – journey around to spend 24 hours in spirit-infested locations. The 6-disc set features 20 episodes, plus behind-the-scenes featurettes and an extended walkthrough of a location. It’s stuff like this that makes me love Derren Brown all the more.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/12/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/11/2007

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/10/2007

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    • Ever thought about being in a band? Watch this… (Thingamabob)
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/9/2007

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    • From the team of Palin & Jones, “Tomkinson’s Schooldays” Part 1… (Thingamabob)
    • Ricky Gervais on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • SModcast 32

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    SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

    The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 32: I’m No Fool –

    In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of beloved fast food icons, and impart a little lesson about common sense.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/8/2007

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    • Neil Gaiman gets close to Jonathan Ross… (Thingamabob)
  • Scrubs Blog: A Guided Tour – Part 4

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    VIDEO BLOG #91: “A Guided Tour – Part 4″ ““
    The next installment of the Scrubs set tour, with special tour guides Production Manager Richard Wells, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/05/07: To Boldly Buy

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    If you’ve been holding off on buying the long-available seasonal box sets of Star Trek: The Next Generation because the price tag scared you off, now’s the time to get the entire 7-season run at a perfectly reasonable price courtesy of the new 49-disc complete series set (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$455.95 SRP). The first 48 discs are the seasons themselves, and are identical to the previously released sets, including their bonus features (basically a hefty complement of featurettes pertaining to each season). What’s new and exclusive is the 49th disc, which contains 11 behind-the-scenes and 20th anniversary retrospective featurettes. Eight of the featurettes were previously released on a quartet of Best Buy exclusive discs, while the remaining 3 are newly-produced. All in all, now’s the time to snap this up, and begin counting the days until the DS9 set.

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    You can keep your blood and gore – give me an old-fashioned frightfest like 1408 (Genius, Rated PG-13, DVD-$32.95 SRP). Based on a story by Stephen King, it’s a psychological tour-de-force for John Cusack, as a cynical writer of haunted house travelogues that is faced with what seems to be the real prospect in the form of Room 1408 in Manhattan’s Dolphin Hotel – despite the warnings of the hotel’s manager (Samuel L. Jackson). It’s a shame it didn’t do better at the box office – hopefully, it’ll get the attention it deserves on home video. The 2-disc deluxe edition features an alternate cut of the film with a different ending, an audio commentary on the extended cut, deleted scenes, a trio of featurettes, and the theatrical trailer.

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    At first, I was leery about The Sarah Silverman Program (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). At times – although I could always see the humor in the writing – I’ve found Silverman to be caustic in her delivery. I wondered how a sitcom built around her would play. Well, my fears were unfounded, since the show turned out to be a giddy mix of the bizarre, the cynical, the surreal, the sarcastic, and the very, very funny. Bonus features include audio commentaries, songs, and a karaoke feature. Sadly, no gag reel.

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    One of the last Disney classics to make it out of the DVD gate with a deluxe special edition (after a limited release as one of Disney’s first discs), Walt’s last personally supervised film finally gets its time in the sun. Besides a snazzy restoration, the 2-disc edition of The Jungle Book (Walt Disney, Rated G, DVD-$29.99 SRP) features deleted songs, a pair of making-of featurettes, a look at the deleted character Rocky The Rhino, and more.

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    As a kid, one of my favorite nighttime reads was There’s a Monster At The End of This Book (Random House, $8.99 SRP), starring Sesame Street‘s own loveable monster, Grover. The book has recently been re-released, just in time for me to give it as a gift to my nephew. I think I’ll also be picking him up the pop-up version, Please Do Not Open This Book (Random House, $8.99 SRP), that’s recently been created from the original text and art.

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    One of the exclusive club of internet fan saves, the first season of Jericho (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) comes to DVD in time for on-the-fence viewers to discover the unique tale of a small town thrown into chaos after a string of nuclear detonations around the country fragments the United States into opposing factions vying for power. That’s the short of it, but trust me – check it out for yourself. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes. Plus commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    Encompassing all of the various versions of the film – from the truncated 90-minute cut to the extended hardcore bacchanalia –the 3-disc Caligula: The Imperial Edition (Image, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) is the definitive edition of this notorious cinematic classic, featuring an unbelievable cast, including Peter O’Toole, Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, John Gielgud, and more. The Imperial edition is also loaded with bonus features, including audio commentaries, interviews, documentaries, featurettes, and more.

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    Though not a favorite of mine – I’ve often felt it was overproduced and largely miscast (Keanu) – there are plenty of fans out there of Francis Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$24.96 SRP). Regardless of my feelings for the film, Coppola is always a fascinating filmmaker, and the new 2-disc edition of the film offers a peek into his creative process, with an introduction, an audio commentary, making of and behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    If you’re still in withdrawal about Mandy Patinkin’s bizarre, abrupt between season departure, then remember the good ol’ days with the complete second season of Criminal Minds (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP). The 6-disc box set contains all 23 episodes, plus deleted scenes, a quartet of featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    Put a little bit o’ soul in your weekend with the 3-disc Ike & Tina Turner Story: 1960-1975 (Time Life, $39.99 SRP) – the first career retrospective of the hard-driving duo and their revue.

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    After a half-dozen epics and a relatively unchanging style, I think I’m finally growing weary of the “Ken Burns” style of documentary. It hit home while watching his 7-part focus on WWII, The War (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$129.99 SRP). It’s well-researched and there are certainly plenty of nuggets, but the folksy approach to presenting the tale via the people of four different US communities, specifically how the war affected those on the homefront, just began to grate a bit. I think Burns needs a paradigm shift. The 6-disc box set features audio commentary, deleted scenes, additional interviews, and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    Also available is the 4-disc soundtrack from Ken Burns’s The War (Sony Legacy, $49.98 SRP), sporting dozens of period tunes, from big band to swing to torch songs, all of which are nicely evocative.

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    It’s not a magic bag of tricks, but there’s plenty of surprises in the Felix The Cat: Golden Anniversary Edition set (Classic Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP). In addition to the complete, fully remastered 1958-1959 run of the television series, the 2-disc set features a very nice interview with animation historian John Canemaker, an original 21920’s Feline Follies short, and an archival promo reel.

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    I’ve praised the space-related output of Apogee Books in the past, and I’ll do so again with their latest must-have tome for space nuts like myself – Astronautics: Book 1 – Dawn Of The Space Age (Apogee Books, $24.95 SRP). Author Ted Spitzmiller gives an engrossing blow-by-blow account of mankind’s efforts to reach the stars, and I can only hope volume 2 is quick in coming.

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    From their grungy roots to toplining heights, the 2-disc Ramones: It’s Alive 1974-1996 (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP) contains 33 rare live performances from concerts and TV programs the world over, plus interviews rare music videos, and more.

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    Even 50 years later, Audrey Hepburn glows in Funny Face (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP). Newly remastered, the new special edition of Hepburn and Fred Astaire’s Parisian jaunt features a trio of featurettes, a photo gallery, and the original theatrical trailer.

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    Schlock till you drop with Warner’s Twisted Terror Collection (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which brings together 6 horror flicks in one cheap box – The Hand, Dr. Giggles, Someone’s Watching Me, From Beyond The Grave, Deadly Friend, and Eyes Of A Stranger.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • QSE News: Week In Review – 10/5/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

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    • Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. This most recent development in the continued self destruction that is Spears came as a shock to few. Spears’s ex-husband has been awarded custody of the couple’s two children by a Los Angeles court. Spears is reportedly ok with the court’s decision because she recently found out that she wouldn’t be able to get as much as she thought trading the kids for drugs.
    • Radiohead will be releasing its much anticipated next album sooner than expected. The album, titled In Rainbows, will be available through the band’s website next week. Everyone that has heard the album is already saying they love it even though they really don’t.
    • Actor Nicholas Cage was woken by a naked man that had broken into his California home. Robert Furo, a tailor, was found wearing nothing but one of Cage’s jackets. Cage commented on the case by saying only “I’m use to waking up, not knowing what’s happening and surrounded by naked men, but I didn’t pay this guy so I don’t know what his deal is.”
    • The International Astronomical Union’s Committee on Small Body Nomenclature has announced that they have approved a plan to change the name of asteroid “1994 GT9” to “7307 Takei”.  The change in name comes as an honor to actor George Takei, who played the role of Sulu on Star Trek.  Researchers named it after Takei because the asteroid is on a collision course with Uranus. What? That’s an astronomy joke. Get your mind out of the gutter.
    • Someone has stolen computers and photos from the set of the new Indiana Jones movie. Local police are looking into the theft and representatives for Steven Spielberg have warned media outlets that any information they receive about the film may be stolen. Spielberg himself said of the theft “Damn. If only there was someone to help track down these lost artifacts.”

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/5/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • A different angle on Daniel Radcliffe, courtesy of Ricky Gervias & Stephen Merchant… (Thingamabob)
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/4/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • A documentary on animation great Tex Avery… (Thingamabob)
  • Scrubs Blog: A Guided Tour – Part 3

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    VIDEO BLOG #90: “A Guided Tour – Part 3″ ““
    The long-awaited continuation of the Scrubs set tour has finally arrived, with special tour guides Production Manager Richard Wells, Ken Jenkins, and Neil Flynn.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 10/3/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • So, you want to make your living as a giant rat… (Thingamabob)
    • The intro to the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy(Thingamabob)
    • Top 10 Tracy Morgan moments from 30 Rock(Thingamabob)
    • Why Alec Baldwin was nominated for an Emmy… (Thingamabob)