Author: UncaScroogeMcD

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 2/15/08: Satellite Of Love

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Very quickly after the release of the 10th Mystery Science Theater 3000 collection, the box set was pulled due to a rights tangle over the inclusion of the film Godzilla vs. Megalon. It’s been over a year since the set was pulled from circulation, but a corrected edition is now available – one which swaps out Godzilla for the previously unavailable Giant Gila Monster in the appropriately retitled Mystery Science Theater Collection: Volume 10.2 (Rhino, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP). As an added incentive, the new disc also features a reunion of Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, and Frank Conniff reprising their roles of Joel Robinson, Dr. Forrester, and TV’s Frank (plus the ‘bots, Crow and Tom, with Frank assuming the role of Tom) for a brand spanking new host segment explaining about the Godzilla mix-up and how to “dispose” of that old disc. The guys are in fine form, and further proves that, save for the machinations of certain parties, MST could still return.

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    Just in time for Oscar season, Warners has delivered the awkwardly titled Warner Bros. Home Entertainment Academy Awards Animation Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98SRP). Despite that mouthful, this is a must-have compilation of 15 Academy Award-winning cartoons from the Warner/MGM library, plus an additional 26 nominees that bring in selections from the Fleischer Popeye and Superman series. The 3-disc set also features audio commentaries on select cartoons, an hour-long documentary Drawn For Glory: Animation’s Triumph At The Oscars, and the Bugs Bunny short What’s Cookin’, Doc?.

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    As much as the writing and direction, what made the Chuck Jones cartoons at Warner Bros. so memorable – including classics like What’s Opera, Doc?, Rabbit Seasoning, Duck Dodgers, Duck Amuck, and dozens more – are the incredible backgrounds created by designer Maurice Noble. Finally getting the appreciative tome he so richly deserves, Stepping Into The Picture: Cartoon Designer Maurice Noble (University of Mississippi Press, $20.00 SRP) is a wonderful look at the life and work of an incredible artist.

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    If leaving behind his acting career means we’ll get more flicks in the vein of his fine freshman effort Gone Baby Gone (Miramax, Rated R, DVD-$ SRP), I’d be happy if Ben Affleck never acted again. The film – about a pair of private detectives (Casey Affleck & Michelle Monaghan) hired to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a young girl that leads them both down the rabbit hole – is a real corker. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, an extended ending, and a pair of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    If you’re still jonesing for more Harvey Birdman, your only – and best – option is to get yourself a Wii and a copy of Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law (Capcom, $39.99 SRP). Essentially a Harvey version of Capcom’s other legal eagle videogame, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, this one features newly written content within the Birdman universe, featuring all of the characters you love with the original voice cast intact (minus Stephen Colbert, who – it seems – is now too good for cartoon roles). It’s a fun little game experience, and it’s nice to revisit the characters again. Do I smell sequel?

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    One of the nice things about the dumping of massive amounts of shows on DVD is that I’m able to re-watch – sometimes 20 years later – shows that I dug during their original network runs, but haven’t seen since. I’ve been looking forward to the release of each additional season of Family Ties (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) – the third season of which is now available. It’s still a great show, and time has not dulled the writing or performances any. As far as bonus materials go, the inclusion of a gag reel is much-appreciated… Hopefully Paramount will begin to loosen the reins on special features for their other TV releases in the future (Hello, Cheers!).

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    With only one viewing under my belt, I think I feel the same way about writer/director John Tuturro’s Romance & Cigarettes (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$24.96 SRP) as I felt after seeing the Coen Brother’s Big Lebowski for the first time – I know there’s probably a great film in there, but it just didn’t click. With Lebowski, it took a few viewings for that “click” to come. Any film that takes the risk to make a musical in this day and age – like some kind of gritty version of the Blues Brothers, with just as great a cast (including James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Kate Winslet, Mary-Louise Parker, Aida Tuturro, and Christopher Walken) – is worth a second look. Bonus features include an audio commentary, an introduction, deleted scenes, and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    The Beatrix Potter Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) brings together 9 animated versions of Potter’s classic children’s tales – The Tale Of Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny, The Tale Of The Flopsy Bunnies and Mrs. Tittlemouse, The Tale Of Tom Kitten and Jemima Puddle-duck, The Tale Of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and Mr. Jeremy Fisher, The Tale Of Mr. Tod: The Further Adventures Of Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny, The Tale Of Two Bad Mice and Johnny Town-Mouse, The Tale Of Pigling Bland, The Tale Of Samuel Whiskers or The Roly Poly Pudding, and The Tailor Of Gloucester.

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    Criminy, has it already been a quarter of a century since Michael Jackson’s Thriller (Sony Legacy, $19.98 SRP)? Considering that we’re getting a 2-disc 25th anniversary edition, I guess that much time has passed. Completely remastered, the album itself features an excerpt from Vincent Price’s recording session, 5 new collaborations (with will.i.am, Akon, Fergie, & Kanye West) and an unreleased track from the original sessions (“For All Time”). The second disc is a DVD featuring the videos for “Thriller”, “Beat It”, and “Billie Jean”, as well as Jackson’s performance of “Billie Jean” from Motown 25: Yesterday, Today, and Forever.

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    I admit it – I was a fan of Perfect Strangers (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Like an 80’s mash up of The Odd Couple and the country mouse, the fish out of water interactions of Chicago-dwelling Larry Appleton (Mark Linn-Baker) and his cousin from the tiny Greek island of Mypos, Balki Bartokomous (Bronson Pinchot), made for some pleasant, affable slapstick. The first 2 seasons are now available in a 4-disc box set, so commence the dance of joy!

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    Round out the first season of Route 66 with volume 2 (Infinity, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which contains the final 15 episodes of the first trip down America’s road. The 4-disc set also contains original TV commercials and filmographies.

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    If you take the whole rat angle out of Ratatouille and focus on the love between two chefs (Catherine Zeta-Jones & Aaron Eckhart) and throw in a kid (Abigail Breslin), you’ve basically got No Reservations (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$28.98 SRP), a charming enough romantic comedy that never quite falls flat, but certainly isn’t a soufflé. As far as bonus features go, there’s an episode of Food Network’s Unwrapped.

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    One of the more well-made shows of the 80’s is finally arriving on DVD, starring Edward Woodward as private detective Robert McCall – aka The Equalizer (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 22 first season episodes, plus an audio commentary with show creator Michael Sloan, and a bonus season 2 episode (“Beyond Control”).

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    The eighth season of Dallas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is when the series began its spiral into the bizarre and surreal – most notably in the big finale, which would eventually lead to a certain well-known shower scene. The 5-disc set features all 24 episodes, plus a featurette on the season’s new costume design.

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    As much as they’d like it to be, HBO’s Tell Me You Love Me (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP) is no replacement for its quickly vanishing glory days of series like The Sopranos, Oz, and Deadwood. In fact, it’s mainly an outlet for softcore porn made profoundly uncomfortable and boring courtesy of its sex therapist and the couples in need drama that plays like Dream On minus the funny. The 4-disc set features all 10 episodes, plus a quartet of audio commentaries.

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    The second volume of the Joan Crawford Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) delivers 5 flicks from the actress’s impressive catalogue at Warners – this time including Sadie McKee, Flamingo Road, Strange Cargo, A Woman’s Face, and Torch Song – all of which are just as impressively restored to an almost better-than-new luster. Bonus materials include a trio of newly-produced featurettes (“Crawford At Warners”, “Gable & Crawford”, & “Tough Baby: Torch Song”), vintage shorts, cartoons, radio shows, and Torch Song recording sessions.

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    If for nothing else, We Own The Night (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$28.95 SRP) would be worth a spin for the cast – Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, and Robert Duvall. That it’s actually a pretty good flick is a relief, as it’s never pleasant when a cast like that is shoved into a turkey. The film revolves around prodigal son Bobby Green (Phoenix), who turns his back on his family’s law enforcement tradition as a nightclub owner who turns a blind eye to the drug trade occurring in his Brooklyn club. His past rears its head when his brother and father (Wahlberg & Duvall) crack down on the club, forcing Bobby to choose which side of the law he’s on. Bonus features include an audio commentary and a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes. The Blu-Ray edition ($38.96 SRP) features an identical list of bonus materials.

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    Imagine a schlockier Roger Corman, and you have a pretty good bead on the producorial career of Morty Fineman (Jerry Stiller). After decades of producing fare such as Twelve Angry Men And A Baby and The Heart Is A Strong Muscle, Morty’s in the financial tank, and it’s up to his daughter to try and help him raise the money to make his latest flick – Ms. Kevorkian. The Independent (Allumination Filmworks, Rated R, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is a faux documentary featuring interviews with Morty’s celeb friends and clips of his infamous films, and is a smart, well-written picture worth a spin.

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    Want a great soundtrack to pick up? Get yourself a copy of Honeydripper (Rhino, $18.98 SRP), from the John Sayles flick, which features a toe-tappin’ selection of tracks from the eponymous early 50’s juke joint, both new and vintage.

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    All these years later, The Wiz (Universal, Rated G, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is just as bizarre an enterprise as it always was. The fully remastered special edition sports a brand new retrospective featurette and the theatrical trailer, plus an 8-track soundtrack CD.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Win FATHER TED: THE DEFINITIVE COLLECTION on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with BBC Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of FATHER TED: THE DEFINITIVE COLLECTION on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, February 22nd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, February 22nd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win GONE BABY GONE on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Miramax Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of GONE BABY GONE on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Cabin Fever #11: Therapize Our Speech

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    Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #11: Therapize Our Speech – This week, the boys are joined in the studio by Ian Cooke (part-time soap opera actor, full time friend of ours). We have news of belly-button-cocaine smugglers, cousins doing it in the road, and a lot of bragging that people are actually listening to us now. Most of it is quite good, except Aaron loses the ability to talk with words that are real and making sure that he’s playing the song he’s talking about. Good times. You get music from Cheapskate, Blue Sun, The Bluetones, and a special submission of a possible Cabin Fever theme tune. Hope you enjoy!

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • Win FEAST OF LOVE on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with MGM Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of FEAST OF LOVE on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Tuesday, February 19th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, February 19th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/11/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • The Pythons in one of their more uncomfortable appearances… (Thingamabob)
    • The rarely seen opening to the also rarely seen The Good Guys(Thingamabob)
  • Weekend Shopping Guide 2/8/08: Two-Gun Mickey

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Even though I’ve read the entire story in its original run, I admit to waiting eagerly for the release of each new volume of Scholastic’s re-release of Jeff Smith’s Bone just to see it all in glorious color. We’re now down to the home stretch in the 9-volume series with the release of Volume 7: Ghost Circles (Graphix, Softcover-$9.99 SRP, Hardcover-$19.99 SRP). The story is heating up as the return of the evil Lord of the Locusts is imminent, and the Valley has been devastated by “ghost circles”. Will the Bone cousins and Thorn be able to save the valley? Check it out!

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    Dave Gorman has found other Dave Gormans, lived his life by the astrology page for a month, and went on a Googlewhack adventure. This time, though, he’s decided to tackle the United States – and see if it’s possible to cross the land of the free without stopping at a single chain restaurant, gas station, or hotel. Is it possible to make such a long journey while only patronizing Mom & Pop businesses? That’s the challenge Gorman faces in America Unchained (Channel 4, Not Rated, DVD-£19.99 SRP). Will he make it? Pick up the DVD and find out. Trust me – it’s worth it, if only for how engaging and thought-provoking Gorman makes it.

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    As calculated as it is, there’s still no denying the ability of Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan to ingratiate themselves to a wary audience in You’ve Got Mail (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The newly remastered special edition features 2 new featurettes (now with Hanks and Ryan participation), an audio commentary, the HBO First Look special, an interactive New York map, a Carole King music video, and more.

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    Not content to turn in one stellar performance last year, Casey Affleck pulled off a twofer with his role as the titular coward in the historical drama The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP). Brad Pitt essays the role of James in a flick that never quite seems to gel, but features performances that make the whole affair worth seeing. I must ask, though, wither the bonus features?

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    They’ve been absent from the shelves for a few months due to printing problems, but the latest issues of both Uncle Scrooge and Walt Disney’s Comics & Stories ($7.99 SRP each) – issues 371 & 686, respectively. Both are worth snagging, but extra recommendation goes for Scrooge, which reprints the Carl Barks classic Scrooge vs. The Beagle Boys tale “How Green Was My Lettuce”.

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    Not since the golden age of television has a radio show made the successful transition to television, but such is the rare case with Ira Glass’s This American Life (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP). Consider it a post-modern travelogue, as Glass travels the country finding ordinary folks and stories that are then brought together under a series of themes throughout the season. This set features all 6 first season episodes, plus audio commentary, and is currently a Borders store exclusive. Give it a spin.

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    It’s become almost cliché now – a Jodie Foster flick that casts her as an almost masculine action hero fiercely defending herself against a world out to get her and the ones she loves. In The Brave One (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$28.98 SRP), that formula is slightly warped as Foster stars as talk radio host Erica Bain, who – after her fiancé is murdered and she nearly loses her own life – sets off on a path of vengeance against those responsible. As a thriller, it’s entertaining enough, though by no means a classic in the genre – really, you see it just to watch Foster do her stuff. Bonus features include additional scenes and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    Everything old is new again, which means it’s time for another edition of the modern comedy classic Groundhog Day (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$19.94 SRP). The film is exactly as you remember it (funny, natch), but the bonus features this go round include an audio commentary from director Harold Ramis, an interview with Ramis, a retrospective documentary, deleted scenes, and a spotlight on groundhogs.

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    Billy Wilder’s The Apartment (MGM/UA, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) gets a much-deserved special edition – complementing a very nice restoration. Bonus features include an audio commentary from producer and film historian Bruce Block, a documentary, and a spotlight on Jack Lemmon.

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    As an interviewer myself, I’m always keen to dive into how other interviewers tackle a subject, which is why I always love reading the series of tomes collecting interviews with various personalities that the University of Mississippi Press puts together. Their latest trio of must-haves are Stan Lee: Conversations, Akira Kurosawa: Interviews & Art Spiegelman: Conversations (University of Mississippi Press, $20.00 SRP each). If you’ve yet to pick up one of the many volumes they offer, there’s no time like the present.

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    The epitome of the Brit “kitchen-sink realism” school of realism, This Sporting Life (Criterion, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) gets the deluxe treatment from the fine folks at Criterion. The 2-disc edition sports a new high definition transfer, an audio commentary, interviews, documentaries, short films, the theatrical trailer, and more. Director Lindsay Anderson brings forth one of Richard Harris’s finest performances as a miner turned rugby player in bleak Yorkshire.

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    Inspiration for numerous jokes and references, the tale of a young American sentenced to a Turkish jail for attempting to smuggle hash out of the country, director Alan Parker’s Midnight Express (Sony, Rated R, DVD-$19.94 SRP) get s a new special edition featuring an audio commentary with Parker, a trio of retrospective featurettes, a photo gallery, and a copy of Parker’s personal production journal.

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    It’s not quite The Kids In The Hall, but there is plenty of humor to be found in The Whitest Kids U’ Know (IFC, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP), IFC’s new sketch comedy show. The 2-disc set features the complete 10 episode premiere season, plus commentaries, a WKUK featurette, and a sneak peek at season 2.

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    We’re now fully into the “every flick getting a special edition” territory when it comes to Disney’s animated films, and the latest to get the treatment is the marginal Aristocats (Walt Disney, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP), which features a Wonderful World of Disney excerpt (“The Great Cat Family”), a spotlight in the Sherman Brothers’ tunes for the film, a deleted scene, and a scrapbook.

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    In the wake of 9/11, it seemed a no-brainer that there’d be a show like Third Watch (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP), which follows the police, fire, and paramedic services of New York that work the third shift. The complete first season set features all 22 episodes, plus a retrospective featurette and a gag reel.

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    The new 25th anniversary edition of that cross-dressing comedy classic Tootsie (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$19.94 SRP) – in addition to a new transfer – have managed to coax Dustin Hoffman and director Sydney Pollack into participating in a brand new retrospective featurette, which joins original screen test footage and deleted scenes in rounding out the new whiz bangery.

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    Long before his big-screen success, Clive Owen starred as scheming rogue Derek “Dex” Love in the Brit series Chancer (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), the second series of which is now available. The 2-disc set features all 7 episodes, but sadly not a single bonus feature. At least the show itself is still as fresh and well-crafted as I remember it being.

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    Cate Blanchett returns to the film role that launched her career in Elizabeth: The Golden Age (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which finds the virgin queen in full control of the burgeoning British Empire leading towards the showdown with the Spanish Armada that would launch the titular golden age. Unfortunately, it’s a case of diminishing returns, as the film doesn’t quite live up to its predecessor even though the actors – including the returning Geoffrey Rush and Clive Owen – bring their A-game. Bonus features include a quartet of behind-the-scenes featurettes, and more.

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    Giving Warner Bros. and Paramount a run for their money, the Weinstein Brothers’ Genius Products has waded into the cinema classics on DVD field with their new “Miriam Collection” imprint, named after their mother. The first release is a 2-disc collector’s edition set of Charlton Heston and Sophia Loren’s El Cid (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), sporting an audio commentary, vintage radio interviews, newly-produced making-of and retrospective featurettes, still galleries, and a trailer gallery. In addition, the set also includes a reproduction of both the original 1961 souvenir program and the El Cid comic book adaptation.

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    If it’s a film with even a modicum of class about it, Criterion has given it a special edition. Add Swedish filmmaker Alf Sjoberg’s Miss Julie (Criterion, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP) to the list, as they’ve bestowed a sparkling restoration upon it, as well as a documentary, interviews, a video essay, the theatrical trailer, and a booklet of essays about the film.

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    Harm and Mac are reunited in the fifth season of JAG (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP) when Harm makes his return to the JAG office. The 7-disc set features all 25 episodes, plus a gag reel.

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    For all we know about British sitcoms, American knowledge of Canadian sitcoms is virtually nonexistent. If you want a solid introduction into overcoming that ignorance, try the complete collection of Slings & Arrows (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$59.99 SRP), about an incredibly dysfunctional Shakespearean theatre troop, starring Paul Gross, Mrk McKinney, Don McKellar, Stephen Ouimette, and Martha Burns. It’s offbeat and funny, and this box set features all 3 seasons, plus bonus features including interviews, deleted/extended scenes, featurettes, on-set footage, bloopers, and more.

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    Cut that hair, fix that hare lip, and a little rhinoplasty, and Vincent wouldn’t have to live in the sewers. Since he’s so adverse to a little nip/tuck, we get Beauty & The Beast (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$50.99 SRP) – where Vincent (Ron Perlman) fell in ridiculously romantic love with the beautiful Catherine (Linda Hamilton). This love comes to an end with the third and final season – the 3-disc set of which features the last 11 episodes of a love that could only be destroyed by an apathetic network… and a too small, though dedicated, fanbase.

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    It’s another round of accidents and casualties in the fourth season of the 70’s classic Emergency! (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). The 5-disc set features all 22 rife with danger episodes, but there’s not a single bonus feature to be found.

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    Cartoon Network’s animated Legion Of Superheroes hits its 2nd volume (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring another quartet of episodes that will inevitably be collected in a full season set – so consider this release geared towards those in need of instant gratification.

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    I’ve long been singing the praises of Medicom’s series of Vinyl Collectible Doll’s featuring the Disney characters from their old school pictures. Sadly, Medicom is a Japanese company, and the import costs for these buggers has always been ridiculously prohibitive. Enter knight in shining armor Sideshow Collectibles, who now have a US distribution deal with Medicom – and I’m beyond delighted. In addition to the stunning Tinkerbell ($44.99 SRP) you see below, they’ve also got both Mickey and Minnie Mouse as they appeared in the black & white Two-Gun Mickey ($37.99 SRP each). Look at those sculpts! The VCDs average between 6-8″, and they’re well worth snagging as quickly as you can.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Win Jeff Smith’s BONE: GHOST CIRCLES!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Scholastic and Graphix, five (5) softcover copies and one (1) hardcover copy of Jeff Smith’s BONE: VOLUME 7 – GHOST CIRCLES.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, February 15th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, February 15th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/8/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Ah, what the hell – It’s Fraggle Friday…(Thingamabob)
  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/7/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: First Teaser Image From Terry Gilliam’s THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS!

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    Yesterday, we reported that Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was – contrary to various reports and erroneous information on iMDB – still moving forward, with Heath Ledger’s performance still intact.

    We also announced the launch of the official Doctor Parnassus website at www.doctorparnassus.com. Unfortunately, we’ve been told that the massive influx of traffic crashed the site, so they’re moving it to a larger server. To hold fans over, Quick Stop has been given an exclusive teaser image from the film… Well, to be more accurate, we’ve been given half an image.

    If you’re interested to see what the rest of the image holds, be sure to check the official website at www.doctorparnassus.com this weekend for the full unveiling…

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  • Cabin Fever #10: From The Bowels

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    Oh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    cabin.jpgCabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
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  • DVD Late Show: Late… But Not Dead

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    02/06/08

    It’s a been a while since my last DVD Late Show column. Aside from the usual holiday chaos, this winter has found me been utterly buried in freelance work. I’m scripting a couple of original graphic novels, including an adaptation of an upcoming Lion’s Gate horror film, writing several short stories for upcoming anthologies and juggling a couple of graphic design gigs. I’m also currently trying to shepherd three comic book series that I’ve written to your local dealer’s shelves, which has demanded a lot of my remaining time.

    So, you can understand that I’ve been busy.

    Being away from this column so long gave me some time to analyze what I’ve been ““ and not been doing ““ with this column, and to try and figure out whether or not I wanted to continue with it. And if so, whether I could work out how to produce it on a more regular schedule. Let’s face it ““ this column’s pretty much always lived up (or down) to the “Late” part of the name, and it’s been frustrating for me as well as for you.

    Well, I want to keep writing this column. I’ve written around forty installments and covered almost 300 titles since I started this thing”¦ and I’ve enjoyed all of it, even if it’s been surprisingly hard work. I’ve been able to see films I might never have experienced otherwise, and hopefully thrown a small spotlight on some deserving releases.

    So, here I am, back on the job, focused and ready to review.

    But there will be some changes. The columns will be shorter, and there will be fewer titles covered in each installment. On the other hand ““ at least for a while ““ I’ll be trying for a weekly schedule, so it doesn’t necessarily mean fewer reviews overall.

    Let’s begin”¦

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    MIDNIGHT MOVIES: FROM THE MARGIN TO THE MAINSTREAM (2007, Starz Home Entertainment). This documentary by director Stuart Samuels chronicles the rise of the “midnight movie” movement in the Seventies, when theater owners began running low budget, offbeat flicks at late night screenings in an effort to raise some extra cash. Several of these films ended up attracting huge crowds, and gave rise to the whole “cult film” phenomenon.

    The film takes an in-depth look specifically at the six films that most defined the movement ““ Alejandro Jodorowsky’s allegorical western, EL TOPO, George Romero’s NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, John Waters’ PINK FLAMINGOS, the reggae-flavored THE HARDER THEY COME, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW and David Lynch’s ERASERHEAD. Through well-chosen clips and thoughtful, perceptive commentary by exhibitors, distributors, critics and filmmakers (including Romero, Waters, Lynch and Jodorowsky), MIDNIGHT MOVIES offers a fascinating look at the pre-home video era of cult films.

    Starz bare-bones DVD presents the documentary in a crisp, 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a stereo soundtrack. There are no extras.

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    THE KILLING KIND (1971, Dark Sky Films). A subtle little thriller by director Curtis Harrington (NIGHT TIDE), with outstanding performances by Ann Southern, John Savage (THE DEER HUNTER) and a surprisingly sexy Cindy Williams (yep, of LAVERNE & SHIRLEY fame), THE KILLING KIND tells of an over-protected mama’s boy (Savage) who is sent to prison for participating in a game rape. Upon his parole, he moves back into his mother’s (Southern) boarding house, where he finds himself driven by uncontrollable urges ““ both sexual and violent ““ to avenge himself on those he feels have wronged him.

    Smart, suspenseful and shocking, Dark Sky has given this obscure Seventies thriller a sterling release on DVD, with an uncut, remastered anamorphic widescreen transfer, clear Dolby 2.0 Mono soundtrack, and a bonus, on-screen interview with director Harrington, recorded shortly before his death last year.

    Recommended.

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    IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA and EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS (1955/1956, Columbia/Sony). In the Fifties, special effects maestro Ray Harryhausen contributed his groundbreaking stop-motion animation to three low budget Columbia science fiction potboilers. All three of these titles ““ 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH, IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA and EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS ““ were released to DVD a few years back as part of the “Ray Harryhausen Collection,” in fine editions. Well, now the studio has re-visited the titles with new transfers, new extras and, new, digitally-colorized versions of the films. I haven’t gotten a hold of the new 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH yet, but I can happily report that the other two discs are great!

    IT tells the story of a giant octopus, mutated by atomic bomb testing, which attacks San Francisco, while the rather literally-titled SAUCERS, well, tells of a war between the American military and alien invaders. Both films are fast-paced, entertaining relics of an earlier era of filmmaking, with stoic, square-jawed heroes, attractive heroines, and plenty of patriotic military might. Of course, in both cases, it’s Harryhausen’s innovative and inspired effects work that really make the movies memorable and still worth watching today.

    Both discs feature new black & white transfers that are notable improvements over the previously released versions, with sharper images and better contrast. Most of the remaining damage and dirt has been digitally removed, as well. Columbia has also provided colorized versions, which can be accessed through the main menu or by using the “angle” button on your remote.

    While I’ve seen worse, the colorization still looks bad to me ““ with an overall brown-ness that is just unappealing and unnatural. But at least they kept the original version available.

    Each 2-disc set includes trailers for DRAGON WARS and the new CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND Ultimate Editions, audio commentaries by Harryhausen, other effects artists and film historians, behind-the-scenes featurettes, still galleries, original ad artwork, a Tim Burton-Harryhausen video conversation, and much more. They each also feature cover art that’s much superior to their original DVD releases.

    In both cases, these are double-dips that mostly justify their existence, and are highly recommended to Harryhausen fans and Fifties sci-fi aficionados.

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    TWIN PEAKS ““ GOLD BOX COLLECTION (1990-92, CBS/Paramount). David Lynch and Mark Frost’s mind bending murder mystery/surreal soap opera has had a twisted history on home video, but finally, someone’s managed to pull all the pieces together for one incredible, comprehensive, definitive DVD release.

    When a high school senior named Laura Palmer is found dead, wrapped in plastic on the bank of a Washington river, eccentric FBI agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan, DUNE) is assigned to investigate. Arriving in the rural community of Twin Peaks, Cooper meets a variety of odd and unusual characters and discovers that the pretty murder victim was, in life, the center of a swirling mass of dark secrets.

    Way back in 2001, Artisan released Season 1 on DVD sans Pilot, and it wasn’t until earlier this year that Season 2 finally made it to DVD from CBS/Paramount. However, this new “Gold Box Collection” has it all – the rare pilot TV movie, the home video/European theatrical version, and every one of the 29 episodes including the Bravo Network Log Lady introductions written & directed by Lynch. The set also includes collectable post cards. Please note that it doesn’t contain all of the supplements found on the previous First Season and Second Season box sets, but the series’ devoted fans will already have these sets anyway.

    The episodes look and sound better than they ever have, with new, high-def transfers, fully restored and remastered under the direction of co-creator David Lynch. Extras are bountiful: there are exhaustive behind-the-scenes documentaries, deleted scenes, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’s TWIN PEAKS sketch, on-air promos, TV spots, Japanesse coffee commercials with the PEAKS cast, an on-screen conversation between Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and lovely Madchen Amick, the “Log Lady” introductions shot by Lynch for Bravo’s TP reruns, still gallerises and tons more.

    For TWIN PEAKS fans, this is a must-buy, and it’s highly recommended for anyone interested in innovative, imaginative television.

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    GALACTICA 1980: THE COMPLETE SERIES (1980, Universal). The original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA series was cancelled by ABC in 1979 not so much because of low ratings, but because of the astronomical cost of producing the show. So, after failing to replace the show with anything more successful on Sunday nights, ABC forced Universal and producer Glen Larson into resurrecting the series, insisting that it be produced much cheaper. Reluctantly, the studio went to work, and ended up with GALACTICA 1980.

    This DVD set contains all ten episodes of this low-budget, kid-friendly continuation, which chronicled the Galacticans (as the Colonial survivors now referred to themselves) discovery of Earth. Most of the original cast chose not to return to the show, so it was set 30 years after the original, and a new generation of characters (with the exception of Lorne Greene’s “Adama) were introduced. Stories were flat-out stupid, and production values were embarrassingly non-existent. Still, it had a few moments.

    The full-frame transfers are adequate, and the Dolby 2.0 Mono is clear enough. There are no bonus features. Universal has released this generally ignored sequel (labeling it “The Original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’s Final Season) hoping to trade off the popularity of the reimagined version of GALACTICA airing on the SciFi Channel (see RAZOR review below), but only devoted franchise completists (like myself, admittedly) will want it.

    DVD LATE SHOW CULT TV CAPSULE REVIEWS:

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    BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: RAZOR (2007, Universal). This epic GALACTICA TV movie “event” maintains the reimagined series’ high standards of writing, performances and direction, while adding greater depth and deeper backstory to the ongoing series. Specifically, RAZOR delves into the history of Michelle Forbes’ character, Admiral Cain, and her command of the Battlestar Pegasus. It also brings back the old school, Seventies Cylons, so you know I love it. Universal’s disc includes both the original SciFi Channel version as aired, and an extended, home video cut. There are also a handful of webisodes, deleted scenes, a short “Look of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA” featurette, a sneak peek of Season 4, and a commentary accompanying the extended version by writer Michael Taylor and producer Ronald Moore. Recommended.

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    THE ADDAMS FAMILY ““ THE COMPLETE SERIES (1964-1966, MGM). In the world of pop culture addicts, there are Munsters people and Addams people. Me, I’m more a Munsters guy, but I love the spooky, altogether ooky Addams clan, too. MGM Home Entertainment has collected their three previous DVD releases into one attractive box set, containing all 64 half-hour episodes on nine double-sided discs. The set also contains a slew of special features, including commentaries by cast members, crew and fans, still galleries, retrospective featurettes, trivia quizes and even theme song karaoke. The full-frame transfers are remarkably nice, with only minimal age-related wear and tear, and the original mono soundtrack is sharp and clear. For fans of the show, this is a must-have.

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    CHARLES IN CHARGE ““ THE COMPLETE SECOND SEASON (1987, Arts Alliance America). Not one of my favorite 80’s sitcoms, but my wife dug it. Of course, she’s seven years younger than I am, and was still in her teens when this Scott Baio/Willie Ames sitcom was new, and, you know… a girl. This set features the show’ second season, when it moved to syndication, dumped most of the original cast, and got even sillier. The full-frame transfers are surprisingly sharp, and the stereo sound is loud and clear. If you’re a girl who grew up with Baio and Ames, and still can’t get enough of them, you might want to pick it up.

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    MAGNUM P.I. ““ THE COMPLETE SEVENTH SEASON (1986-87, Universal). Originally intended to be the final season of the most popular private eye series of it’s era, Season 7 of MAGNUM was a marked improvement over the prior two seasons. In general, the writing and direction were a lot stronger, and the character was granted a new, welcome maturity. This season also featured the infamous MURDER, SHE WROTE cross-over, and both parts are included in this set. Universal’s DVD set is comparable with the earlier season releases with fairly clean full-frame transfers and Dolby 2.0 Mono sound. The only bonus features are the MURDER, SHE WROTE episode, “Magnum on Ice” (concluding the crossover) and the Sleuth Channel speciual, AMERICA’S TOP SLEUTHS.

    COMING SOON: THE EVIL DEAD: ULTIMATE EDITION, HATCHET: UNRATED DIRECTOR’S CUT, THE PHANTOM CREEPS, IRON KING: THE COMPLETE SERIES, THE WILD WILD WEST SEASON 3, RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE, 2012: DOOMSDAY. DARGONLANCE, MILLENNIUM CRISIS, CLOAK & SHAG HER, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE and more!

    For older Late Show columns, visit the recently revamped DVD Late Show website and archive. For additional pop culture musings, occasional DVD previews and lots of shameless self-promotion, you might try checking out my blog.

    Comments, DVD questions and review requests can be directed to: dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com

     

     

  • Win THE ARISTOCATS on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Buena Vista Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of THE ARISTOCATS on DVD.

    Surely you remember the show-stopping number “Everybody Wants To Be A Cat“…

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 13th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, February 13th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/6/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Win DAMAGES: SEASON 1 on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, three (3) copies of DAMAGES: SEASON ONE on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Tuesday, February 12th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, February 12th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/5/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Today, let’s do an episode of the Graham Norton Show, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
  • Win LAKE PLACID 2 on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of LAKE PLACID 2 on DVD.

    Prepare for gory, gruesome action as four 30-foot, bloodthirsty, prehistoric crocodiles terrorize residents of a remote lakefront town in the sequel Lake Placid 2, debuting on DVD January 29, 2008 from Fox Home Entertainment. In an all out battle between man and beast, a local sheriff teams up with a wildlife agent and a big game hunter to kill four bloodthirsty offspring from the first fearsome creatures of the original campy-horror film.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Monday, February 11th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Monday, February 11th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/4/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • ah, Rutles Monday… Kicking off with a little “Get Up And Go”… (Thingamabob)
  • Party Favors: The Story Of A Mock And Roll Band

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    DETROIT – Augie called on Thursday afternoon to cancel out on attending the Norman Taurog film festival. He didn’t have his usual family emergency excuse which normally meant his ex-girlfriend was drunk and horny. This time he bailed because of band practice.

    Never had Augie talked about playing music. This was a surprise. Not only was he in a band, but they had three gigs already lined up. His combo had to get extra tight so they could be impressive at the battle of the bands. He was curious about getting tour t-shirts made since that’s where the money is in the biz. He had big plans for Goldenrod.

    I gave him the classic advice to make never sign away their publishing to wannabe managers. That’s how those record weasels rip you off. Pack your own rubbers cause they don’t call them skanks as sign of respect. He laughed. I asked where they’re playing and what time do they go on. It’s always good to support your local music scene. Augie wasn’t sure about the time. He was nervous because the first venue was Playstation 3 and all their gear is X-Box 360. What?

    His group wasn’t a true rock band, but four people playing the Rock Band video game. He was bailing on me so he could practice a video game. We’re taking practice. I had to crank out the Allen Iverson: “I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we’re talking about practice.” Augie and three other dweebs were practicing pressing buttons on fake instruments. There would be no blistering solo riffing. They’d be typing. Even Kraftwerk wouldn’t consider this being in a band. Goldenrod didn’t need tour t-shirts, but the duct tape of reality to rip the denial off their eyes.

    My old band opened up for the Flaming Lips. While it doesn’t make me a rock star, it does link me to Beverly Hills 90210. When you’re in a group, it’s all about duct tape, 9V batteries and deli trays — Not orange slices and rebooting. We rocked the world with instruments that made noise. We rocked out. This Rock Band seems to be four people playing that old Simon game except they want an audience to cheer them on. And the want adoration not merely because they are amazing at playing a video game, but that they are somehow rockin’ the world like The Strokes. After a little research, it seems that Augie isn’t the first guy with a Rock Band group that wants to sell t-shirts as if they’re the second coming of Super Tramp. There’s tons of faux-bands lurking in the rumpus rooms across America. I haven’t seen this much detachment from reality since Rob & Fab thought they were responsible for Milli Vanilli’s sound. If you want to play Rock Band, go ahead. But don’t act like you’re in a real rock band. Until you wake up in a puddle of vomit on the bathroom floor with a needle stuck in your vein and contemplating suicide, you aren’t in a band.

    After playing Super Mario Brothers, I didn’t get business cards declaring myself an Italian Plumber. Did my friends believe that I captured giant gorillas that abduct royalty? Although after catching a severe case of Pac-Man Fever, I was banned from West Roxbury’s Osco Drugstore for tossing an open bottle of Geritol and eating the pills off the floor. Wakkka Wakkka Wakkkka.

    If Guitar Hero is a wankfest, than Rock Band is a circle jerk. MTV games ought to include a jumbo jar of mayonnaise in the box. (Ask any former-McDonald’s employee about “special sauce” night.) When will we be overwhelmed with commercials for the latest “cool” fake disease: ADD 2.0? They must market pills to treat Adult Dork Disorder. They could hire Placebo to create the jingle.

    A simple test to know if you suffer from ADD 2.0 is to buy the DVD for The King of Kong. If you envy the lives of Billy Mitchell, Brian Kuh, Steve Wiebe or Walter Day, you are afflicted. If you wish you could ignore a child’s plea for an ass wiping to keep Mario leaping over barrels, you have ADD 2.0.

    The documentary exposes the ugly world of video arcade high scores. For over 20 years Billy Mitchell held the record for the greatest Donkey Kong game. But then out of a garage in Washington came Steve Wiebe’s score that destroyed Mitchell’s plateau. But nothing is simple as Billy’s longtime pals attempt to discredit Wiebe. They even resort to breaking into his house and taking his Donkey Kong game apart to see if he doctored the parts. Why exactly didn’t they get hauled off by the cops? These people are in their own universe and frighten me.

    There’s tons of drama and bitchiness. It’s amazing how these people love to remember a time when hundreds would hover around an arcade to see amazing scores. Most of the kids I know that hung out at the video arcade did it to score smokes from the change guy and practice to be hoodlums. The bonus features on the DVD let us know that Billy Mitchell is not happy with how he came off in the edit. He’s a major prick during the 78 minutes. The scene where he tries to distract Steve’s record attempt by parading his busty wife past the machine is gold. This is the perfect geek out movie if you don’t feel like enduring your pals Rock Band faux show.

    They strange news is that The King of Kong is being turned into a fictional movie. Why? Do they not remember what happened when Dogtown and the Z-Boys was dramatically transformed into Lords of Dogtown? How can Hollywood recreate the perfect hair of Billy Mitchell? They’ll cast Josh Brolin as Billy and call it No Country For Old Marios. Or if they go younger with Paul Dano in There Will Be Quarters.

    LOST IN TRANSLATION

    For the Harvard Square showing of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day Lewis declares, “I drink your frappe!”

    GOOD GAMES

    While pretending to be a rock star via a video game is lame, I’m fully supportive of concept that boxing on Wii is a great cardio work out. After knocking out six opponents, I was a dripping ball of sweat. My hosts sent me off to the shower before they would let me sit on the sofa. I’m tempted to get a tattoo on my face to get some Mike Tyson respect.

    While it’s not the same as getting your jaw knocked around the ring, my arms were sore from all the punches I gave those cyber pugilists. Next on the “to play” list is the Godzilla game. My claws want to tear apart Tokyo.

    NEW SPRING FASHION?

    While hanging out with pals and their newborn baby, I’m stuck by the thought: Why don’t they make Onesies in adult sizes? It’s the perfect summer wear. You just snap on your “shirt/shorts” and hit the party circuit with Paris, Sean Combs and Ms. Lohan. Time to call up my man in Hong Kong to get Party Favors back in the fashion industry. In a few months you’ll see Bea Arthur and Ned Beatty shaking their groove things in the Hamptons in their Onesies. Wonder if we can get Mickey Rourke as our spokesmodel?
    Marc Jacobs better not steal this idea or I’ll brand an asterisk on his rawhide.

    HOW THE GAME ENDS

    Not to spoil the finale of The Wire, but I’m predicting the series will end with Baltimore in burning ruins and the only survivors being John Waters and the crew from Ace of Cakes. If Marlo has Chris and Snoop pay a midnight visit to Peter Angelos, he’ll be a hero in Charm City.

    DVD SHELF TIME

    The writer’s strike has kept the DVD player whirring during prime time. Thankfully there’s plenty of fresh stuff to explore when The Wire, Nip/Tuck and No Reservations isn’t scheduled.

    This American Life is further proof that Showtime is beating HBO in developing exciting new shows. This is a video version of the NPR show hosted by Ira Glass. Each of the six episodes on This American Life: Season One‘s DVD focuses on various life stories. This the smoothest transition from radio to TV since Jack Benny went from aural to visual. Glass takes his desk into strange terrain in order to set the mood. It’s like how John Cleese opened Monty Python’s Flying Circus. The visual element of the show is top notch. These are more than Real People reports. Even though most of the stories are about people, my favorite two are about animals. One deals with a prized bull that was cloned. Turns out that the “son” might look like his dad, but he doesn’t share the same temperament. There’s a dramatic rush to the hospital when things go extremely wrong. The second best segment has a camera crew visit a modern hog farm. This had even me a bit disgusted at what science has wrought. Not that I’m giving up pork, but I now appreciate devouring mud raised pigs. This American Life: Season One is only available at Borders bookstores. Which makes sense since people who listen to the radio show probably read books.

    Family Ties: The Third Season is best known as that period when Michael J. Fox was pulling double duty as Alex P. Keaton by day and Marty McFly at night. Luckily the show was shot on videotape so you can’t see his bleary eyes from his hours on Back the Future. This season provides the surprise of a baby on the way. Most of the season features the swelling Meredith Baxter Birney along with her popping out Andrew Keaton. This would be the final season for Tina Yothers to play the cute youngest child. Meredith looks extra sexy when she goes nuts at an Atlantic City casino.

    Walker Texas Ranger: The Fourth Season reminds us what justice will look like when Mike Huckabee wins the presidential election. Chuck Norris will become the Secretary of Law and Order and Asswaxing in 2008. This season he goes undercover in “El Coyote” to stop illegal immigration. He snuffs out the drug trade in “Deep Cover.” Walker even deals with underbelly of high school athletics on “Point After.” This isn’t merely a TV show, this boxset is Chuck Norris’ vision for America. He’s dishing out his credentials with ever round house kick. Besides national issues, “The Avenger” has major buttkicking when the brother of an illegal arms deal sends an army of martial artists after Norris. As long as one of them isn’t Bruce Lee, how dare they think they can stop Walker!

    Oswald’s Ghost is an investigation of JFK’s assassin from PBS’s American Experience series. For those who are new to the subject of Kennedy conspiracy theories, this is a concise and informative documentary. They dug up plenty of vintage footage to give a sense of what it was like as the presidential motorcade cruised through Dallas. There’s plenty of time spent exploring the cottage industry that has sprung up to exploit the various conspiracy theories. Too many people think that either Oswald was part of a group or a major patsy. The late Norman Mailer explains why he thinks that Oswald was the solo shooter, but couldn’t admit to his crime when he was abducted. Oswald’s Ghost debunks Oliver Stone’s JFK by point out Jimmy Garrison’s codecracking skills.

    If you’re looking for a great series from the ’80s, Sledge Hammer! is perfect for Night Owl viewing. The show is about a cop who think Dirty Harry was a training film. David Rasche is hilarious as Sledge Hammer when he has tender moments with his .44 Magnum. Even though it was stuck against Miami Vice and Dallas, Sledge Hammer! lasted two years which is more than Police Squad. Both seasons are out on DVD. If you hunt around, you can often find them as part of a buy one get one free deal.

    For hockey fans, I recommend The Rocket (Palm Pictures), a biopic about the great Montreal Canadians player Maurice “The Rocket Richard.” The film has an amazing cold feeling to the images. You might want to break out a sweater and a couple wool blankets before you hit play on the DVD. I almost got frost bite during the outdoor hockey rink action. Roy Dupuis brings out the beauty and brutality in Richard’s game. The Rocket was old school hockey in his ability to take control of the game with amazing stick play and grace on blades. Plus he could drop his gloves and beat the crap out of anyone. Imagine Wayne Gretzky with a right hook. Richard didn’t need a private enforcer. The ratings explanation warns of “historic smoking throughout.” Does this mean soon we’ll have people making money as “historical smoking consultants” on films?

    GORILLA FOR SALE

    Allan Melvin recently transferred into syndication heaven. While most of the world remembers him as Sam the Butcher (brother of Abdullah the Butcher), around the Party Favors World Headquarters, Melvin is beloved as the voice of Magilla Gorilla. He was also the voice of Drooper on the Banana Splits. His was great on military comedies. He was part of Sgt. Bilko’s crew and Sgt. Carter’s nemesis on Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. We’ll think of Melvin every time we put a T-Bone on the grill. Why wasn’t he honored by the Kennedy Center?

    Also it saddens us that Suzanne Pleshette won’t be greeting us at the door of a Chicago apartment. Pleshette seemed like the kinda woman that had a fun, saucy streak. Hopefully the folks at Fox will release the final two seasons The Bob Newhart Show. Her legacy must be preserved.

    OOH THAT CHIN HAIR

    Is Britney’s new scummy man, Adnan Ghalib, going to make the Brazilian wax popular as the new beard style? Are all the cool kids growing ’em? If Adnan stood on his head and spoke, you’d think he was auditioning to be a new Vivid girl. After watching previews of Adnan’s Entertainment Tonight exclusive interview, there’s no need to discuss “What’s Britney thinking?” How can we talk brain power with a woman who has been out thought by KFed? It’s a miracle she can get the chips out of a can of Pringles.

    Now that the new campaign slogan is “Your Vegas Is Showing,” you really should get a fresh waxing before flying into Nevada.

    AMERICAN ROLES FOR AMERICANS?

    Are we out of American actors for TV shows? It was bad enough when all those Canadians snuck onto the screen in the 20th century. We thought Lorne Greene and Michael J. Fox were like us, but they eventually showed their 55 yard line loyalty. We ultimately accepted them since Canada is the 51st state. But now we’re being overwhelmed with too many network shows that have folks from across the ocean pretending to be us. With Eli Stone on ABC, everyone in Trainspotting now has a network deal. Even the mechanical baby that walked on the ceiling has a CW series in development.

    Are we supposed to believe that the latest batch of English dramas star the cast of American History X?

    This is a national emergency. The Department of Education needs to go into overdrive to get acting schools to produce a finer grade of native thespian. We once put an American on the moon, can we at least get true a American back on the dial at 8 p.m.?

    TROJAN TROUBLE

    According to my Magic-8 Ball, the USC Trojans will be hit with major penalties this summer thanks to Reggie Bush’s time as a student-athlete-ATM. The school shall receive a Michigan basketball bitchslap vs. the SMU shut down. All of Reggie Bush’s games will be taken off the record books. The BCS will pile onto the ugliness. USC will have to hand back the hardware accumulated during his three seasons including the BSC trophy. The student bookstore will no longer be able to sell their National Champions t-shirts with those years included. The major hurt will be when the organizations demand the return of the BCS bowl money for the three prime games that featured Bush. There will be fireworks over a penalty check that totals more than $40 million.

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 2/1/08: Barbarians At The Gates

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    After 6 seasons of awkward and painful comedy, the brilliant Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) comes to a close with a season that certainly lives up to the squirm factor of previous outings, as Larry goes through a divorce that’s exacerbated by a family of Hurricane Katrina refugees living in his home. Suffice to say, if you haven’t yet seen this season – do so. Bonus features include a conversation with Larry David and Susie Essman, an on-set featurette, and a gag reel.

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    I’ve long been a fan of Monty Python alum Terry Jones’s series of historical documentaries, going back to his fascinating look at the Crusades. Jones presents the material with both a dramatic and affable flair, making intimidating subject matter as fascinating as it should be, while also illuminating oft misunderstood periods of history. His latest is Barbarians (Koch Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), a 4-part look at some of the most unfairly denigrated cultures of the ancient world, including in the Goths and the Celts.

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    We’re already up to the penultimate volume of DC’s 4-volume collection, Jack Kirby’s Fourth World Omnibus (DC Comics, $49.99 SRP), and I’m already feeling the impending depression once this glorious visit to Kirby’s tales of the New Gods is wrapped in a few short months. The classic 4-color printing and texture is captured perfectly, and to have that all wrapped up in a classy hardbound edition is just icing on an already rich cake.

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    The 4-part Pioneers Of Television (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) documentary pretty much lives up to its title – featuring over 100 interviews, it explores the roots of late night TV, sitcoms, game shows, and variety. The disc also features extended interviews, for those left wanting more.

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    It’s taken 3 years, but my nephew has now been fully consumed by the SpongeBob virus, and has become Sqaurepantsed. With that in mind, I can guarantee that he will watch the new episode collection – SpongeBob Squarepants: To Love A Patty (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP) – a few dozen times. The disc features 7 episodes, an animatic, and a karaoke music video.

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    The 8th season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) marked the swan song of Anthony Edwards’s Dr. Greene, leaving Noah Wylie as the last man standing from the show’s original cast. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus unaired scenes and the always welcome gag reel.

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    Released in the late 70’s, The Encyclopedia of Comic Book Heroes (DC Comics, $19.99 SRP) was a multi-volume set of tomes presenting the histories of various comic book characters up to that point in the academic style of an Encyclopedia. Given full access to the DC library, author Michael Fleischer produced the first mainstream attempt at treating comics as an art form whose character histories were worth studying. DC has been re-releasing these long out-of-print editions, with the volumes on Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman currently available.

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    After whetting her appetite on The Shield, Glenn Close decided to jump into a TV series of her own with Damages (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$49.95 SRP), which casts her as a complicated, heavily flawed top flight New York City personal litigator Patty Hewes, who spends the first season defending a wealthy CEO (Ted Danson) against a class action lawsuit. There’s plenty of intrigue to go around, most of it focusing on a first episode flash forward of Patty’s protégé Ellen Parsons… But I don’t want to spoil such a wonderful hook. Check out the complete first season, featuring commentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Through my nephew, I’ve been made aware of Nickelodeon’s CD version of Muppet Babies meets the Get-Along Gang, The Backyardigans. The multi-hued menagerie of backyard adventures have released a celebrity-studded album of songs from and inspired by the show, The Backyardigans: Born To Play (Sony BMG, $11.98 SRP). I’m sure this will get plenty of play around here, and is sure to give the Spongebob album a run for its money.

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    If you want a good lesson on how not to remake a film (and recent retake on The Stepford Wives wasn’t enough for you), then look no further than The Invasion (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$28.98 SRP) – boring, almost insultingly disposable remake of The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig as psychiatrists who discover that people are… well, you know… when they fall asleep. After watching this film, I must have been replaced a half dozen times. Bonus features include a trio of featurettes and a making-of documentary.

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    Oh, Aqua Teen. I once loved you, and thought you were the bees knees. The episodes contained in the 5th season set of the once funny Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) are a microcosm of just ho far the show has fallen over the years, relying less on the funny and more on the gross. Sad, really. The 2-disc set features 14 episodes, plus promos, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Win BLIND DATING on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, five (5) copies of BLIND DATING on DVD.

    Danny (Chris Pine, Star Trek 2008), is smart, handsome, popular, and blind”¦ and not just physically: He also can’t see how wild women are for him! Even his sexy therapist (Jane Seymour, Dancing With The Stars) can’t keep her clothes on around Danny! After a series of painful “blind dates” set up by his brother Eddie Kaye Thomas (American Pie), Danny falls for a young Indian woman (Anjali Jay), and finally everything seems picture perfect. But when cultures clash and she reveals that she’s been promised to someone else (Sendhil Ramamurthy, Heroes), Danny must prove to her that love is more than meets the eye.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Friday, February 8th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, February 8th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 2/1/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Win TORCHWOOD: SEASON 1 on DVD!

    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, two (2) copies of TORCHWOOD: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    Contest ends at midnight EST on Thursday, February 7th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, February 7th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 1/31/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Craig Ferguson takes his citizenship test… (Thingamabob)