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  • SModcast 84

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    Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 84: OUTBREAK! –

    In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/1/09: Where No Man Has Gone

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Also, please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    The remastered editions of Star Trek: The Original Series (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$129.99 SRP) – the ones with new special effects and restored prints – got a shot at a high definition release a few years back. Sadly, Paramount was backing the HD-DVD horse at the time, and they only got as far as releasing a hybrid DVD/HD-DVD of the first season. Well, now Blu-Ray is on the scene, so we’re getting a pure Blu-Ray high definition release featuring not only the remastered version of the show, but the original as well. Bonus features are largely ported over from that original release, including rare home movies, featurettes, trivia, and more. Regardless, the series looks beautiful in high-def, and here’s hoping for the speedy release of seasons 2 & 3.

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    If you want a graphics tablet just for the occasional use and don’t want to drop a ton of money on a deluxe one, the SuperPen Graphics Tablet ($49.99) is for you. It’s a nice introductory piece of equipment that incorporates both the pen and a mouse, and will certainly help you get the hang of a tablet’s drawing and writing versatility.

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    When people ask me why I tend to prefer British comedies to their US counterparts, I have only to point to a show like Pulling (MPI, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) to prove my case. In a nutshell, it revolves around a trio of twenty-something single women keen on sex, drink, and maybe even love. Trust me – it’s great, and definitely worth a spin. Bonus features include a pair of audio commentaries, interviews, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    It is with no small irony that Kate Winslet won an Oscar for her role in The Reader (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$29.95 SRP) so soon after sending up herself in Extras, revealing what actors have to do to score the gold. The film itself is quite an engrossing tale of a love, frustration, and lies in post-war Germany. The DVD contains featurettes, deleted scenes, and the theatrical trailer. A Blu-Ray edition ($34.98 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    There’s simply too many television shows in the studio libraries for even the most diligent company to release in a timely fashion. Stepping in to help get that TV product out is the fine folks at Shout! Factory, who have built a reputation in licensing and releasing top-notch TV-on-DVD releases that have until now fallen through the cracks. The series getting complete first season sets from Shout! are Rhoda, My Two Dads, Room 222, Malcolm & Eddie (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP each), California Dreams, and The Paper Chase (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP each). All of the sets save for Malcolm & Eddie & The Paper Chase contain newly-produced retrospective featurettes with the show’s casts.

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    One new TV-to-DVD set that special kudos must go to Shout! Factory for is the release of the complete first & second seasons of Mr. Belvedere (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP). “Back in the day”, as the kids say, I rarely missed an episode of Mr. Belvedere, a sitcom that seemed a cut above the rest of its family-based contemporaries (I place it alongside |Family Ties). The 5-disc set contains all 29 1st & 2nd season episodes, plus a newly-produced retrospective featurette with the cast.

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    The actually decent animated adventures of ol’ webhead continue in The Spectacular Spider-Man: Volume Four (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$19.94 SRP), which collects another 4 episodes from the series, including appearances from The Black Cat, Venom, and The Sandman.

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    It’s the second of the cobbled-together attempts by Warner Bros. to utilize their extensive animation back catalog, and while the Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie featured new interstitial animation directed by Chuck Jones, The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie (Warner Bros., Rated G, DVD-$14.98 SRP) was directed by another classic Warner legend, Friz Freleng. As a bonus, they’ve also put the new-to-DVD late 80’s short Box Office Bunny, as well as From Hare To Eternity & Pullet Surprise.

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    It’s pretty much your standard, cliched girl vs. girl comedy, but at least Bride Wars (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) features nice performances from Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson as a pair of best friends who find their respective weddings accidentally booked on the same day at New York’s Plaza Hotel. Mild hilarity ensues. The Blu-Ray edition also sports a standard DVD, and bonus features include deleted scenes, featurettes, and interviews.

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    I periodically try, but I still don’t enjoy Seth MacFarlane’s American Dad (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP). Just can’t get into it. I know many can, and those are the people that will be picking up the 4th volume, whose 3 discs feature 14 episodes plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a trio of featurettes.

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    I know there were fans of it, but I never really could get into the 90’s animated adventures o Marvel’s mutants, The X-Men. For those that did, though, you can now pick up X-Men: Volume 1 and X-Men: Volume 2 (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$23.99 SRP each), featuring the first 33 episodes of the series and its sometimes baffling mish-mash of continuity.

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    Universal jumps into their library and comes up with a batch of pre-code films (much like Warners and Fox) for their first Pre-Code Hollywood Collection (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The set features 6 films from that wild & wooly era – The Cheat, Merrily We Go To Hell, Hot Saturday, Torch Singer, Murder At The Vanities, and Search For Beauty.

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    Universal also dips into the archives to release a restored 75th anniversary edition of Cecil B. Demille’s Cleopatra (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Bonus features include an audio commentary, featurettes on Demille and star Claudette Colbert, and a look at the pre-Production Code era.

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    It’s still flawed and not terribly good, but Punisher: War Zone (Lionsgate, Rated R, DVD-$34.98 SRP) comes a hell of a lot closer to capturing the comic book character than the last big screen attempt. Bonus features include an audio commentary and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    It’s pretty paint by numbers, but kudos must go to The Uninvited (Dreamworks, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) for at least attempting to try a little bit of horror sans all of the Saw-esque gore – even if the tale of a pair of sisters encountering more than they expected whilst investigating the past of their father’s fiancée, who also happened to be their deceased mother’s caregiver. Bonus materials include a featurette, deleted scenes, and an alternate ending. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    We’re up to the sixth season of Mission: Impossible (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), and would you believe that Jim Phelps gets a message EVERY EPISODE that launches the team into globe-spanning action? Would you believe that? Because it happens ALL THE TIME. The 6-disc set contains all 22 episodes.

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    I never thought we’d reach the end, but another TV show’s DVD journey is over with the release of the 9th and final season of The Waltons (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), as the family enters the post-war peace of the late 40’s. The 3-disc set features all 22 episodes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #93: The Fugu Gourmet

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #93: The Fugu Gourmet – Ken & Dana return with their usual meandering celebration of all things conversationally moseying, plus food talk. All hail the mighty Chocodile and sweet, sweet Hostess Fruit Pies.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Cabin Fever #64: World War Z

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #64: World War Z – The boys record through the joys of Skype so as to include a special guest from across the water. Then they all go on to talk about the connection between prayer and self-love, the need for turkey basters, a hungry horse and… well, I can’t think of a way to describe the last discussion in a politically correct way. Needless to say, Cabin Fever is as rude as ever. Joel Moss plays the show out once again.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • Masters Of Song Fu #3: The Winner Announced!

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    SIGN-UP FOR THE NEXT EDITION OF SONG FU WILL BEGIN ON MONDAY, MAY 4th, 2009

    We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

    To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop – Masters of Song Fu.

    In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

    Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

    We invited 28 challengers to pick up the thrown-down gauntlet (You know, some spares as well). 26 Responded in time.

    Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these 26 competitors are presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

    In past editions of Song Fu, we’ve used these votes to eliminate Challengers as we’ve progressed from Challenge to Challenge. For this cycle, however, we’ve decided that all of the Challengers will be able to compete in every Challenge, and the Challenger with the most cumulative votes after the 3 Challenges will be the one that takes on the Master in the Final Round. So what was the first Challenge?

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    ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

    In light of all the doom and gloom of recent months, as financial markets crashed and winter closed in, we’re going to kick things off with a rather straightforward challenge. You can interpret this challenge however you’d like – how you do so will give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is…

    Your first challenge is to WRITE A HAPPY SONG.

    That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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    After voting on Round 1, our masters and Challengers were then given their second Challenge…

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    ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

    Write a song containing *exactly* 10 unique words (this includes words such as a, and, the, etc.). You can repeat the words you choose as few or as many times as you want, but the sum total of the unique words can not be less than or more than 10.. You can write on any topic and in any style. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 15 seconds.

    Here’s a word cloud look at what everyone chose:

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    After voting on Round 2, our masters and Challengers were then given their third Challenge…

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    ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

    For your third challenge, you have to write a song with the title “It All Makes Sense At The End”. You can interpret what song would be given that title in any way you see fit. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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    Well, you voted on the Round 3 Challenge HERE. Your votes determined the one Master and the one Challenger who would battle head-to-head  – Paul & Storm vs Molly Lewis – in the final challenge…

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    FINAL CHALLENGE

    I call this one FRANKENSONG. For this fourth and final challenge, you must craft a composition that contains AT LEAST THREE (3) distinctly different songs within your final song, but which fit together into a cohesive whole. By distinct, I mean both tempo and style. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds. For examples of Frankensong, think of tunes like The Beatles’ “A Day In The Life” and Paul McCartney’s “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey”, or have a listen to the track below:

    Harry Chapin – “There Only Was One Choice”

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    Below, you’ll find the Final Challenge songs from both Paul & Storm and Molly Lewis, followed by the all-important voting form.  For all of the previous songs from all of our Masters and Challengers, you can find the archive of this edition of Masters Of Song Fu HERE. But for now, here’s Paul & Storm vs the triumphant Molly Lewis…

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    PAUL & STORM vs MOLLY LEWIS

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    songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

    Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/paulandstorm
    FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Frogger! The Frogger Musical
    ROUND 1 SONG:Hippie with a Djembe
    ROUND 2 SONG:Boolean Love Song” (WORDS USED: Amy, Bobby, Mary, if, then, equals, and, not, loves, happy)
    ROUND 3 SONG: Sadly, Paul & Storm were eaten by dingoes in the night. They got all better for the Final.

    MOLLY LEWIS – ****THE WINNER****

    When she’s not bluffing her way through college courses or looking passably attractive from a distance, Molly Lewis enjoys playing ukulele, microwaving marshmallow Peeps, talking to cats, and Twittering. Early last year, she wrote two original songs, “MyHope” and “Road Trip”. “MyHope” is about the inevitable day when our children will learn how to navigate the interweb and how they will LOL at our old internet presences, namely MySpace; of “Road Trip”, Molly says it’s about “that astronaut lady who went crazy and wore the diapers, you remember that?”  She has not written any songs since.  Hopefully this competition will remedy that. When Molly was in middle school, she took up the guitar. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the mandolin. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the banjo. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the ukulele has stayed. And that’s what you’re going to get, Quick Stop Entertainment: the strongest ukulele in all of Tacoma, Washington.

    Official Website: www.sweetafton23.com/primer/
    Twitter: twitter.com/Molly23
    FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Our American Cousin
    ROUND 1 SONG:I Pity The (Song) Fu
    ROUND 2 SONG:Peep Fight” (WORDS USED: marshmallow, Peeps, toothpicks, microwave, sword, fight, stomach, put, in, the)
    ROUND 3 SONG:It All Makes Sense At The End

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    Not only did Molly Lewis triumph, but she’s won remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, and has also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

    Molly Lewis brought the Fu. Can you?

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  • Backlash: WOLVERINE’s Snikt-er-doodle

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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine: The Off-Screen Comedy Hit of the Summer

    The day is fast approaching, X-Men fans. The day when you can legally plunk down your money and see X-Men Origins: Wolverine on a big screen and not have to worry if the neighbors down the street could see you watching the bootleg copy you downloaded from Pirate Bay through the window.

    Now by all indications, Wolverine is pretty good. The advance screenings have gone well, the advance buzz from the press has been good so it’s a fair bet that, if you liked the X-Men films, you’ll like Wolverine. Yes, I’ve seen it. Both versions, just to give full disclosure – the version screened for press and the version that’s been floating around the net that got Roger Friedman fired over at FOX. I like this film more and more every day and not because of what’s on the screen.

    The leaking of the mostly complete work print of the film has been one of the most unintentionally hilarious chain of events in recent entertainment history. As soon as the film hit the peer to peer networks, the studio raised the alarm. Which meant that the story was all over the press, not just Access Hollywood & Entertainment Tonight. That one act probably added more users to Bit Torrent than anything since, oh, maybe the last film that got leaked to the web early.

    It isn’t that I don’t want to see the studios make a profit on films that genuinely deserve it and to be honest, Wolverine deserves it. And yes, the studio has to try and aggressively protect their copyrights, especially in situations like this. The person responsible, who probably will be found, is going to be spending a lot of time in the new Jack Valenti Re-Education wing of the State Penitentiary. But recent actions prove that the people calling the shots in Hollywood still just haven’t got a clue where this internet thing is concerned.

    FOX’s big plan to make sure they get all those potential popcorn munchers into the seats opening weekend? Circulate two sets of endings on different prints. What the fuck?

    Okay, for the 5 of you out there who didn’t download Wolverine or watch a copy at a friend’s house who did, the film features, like all recent Marvel Comics-based movies, a couple of “Easter eggs” (I really hate that term being used for extra scenes in credits but that’s a rant for later *-see below) during the closing titles. One is early and the other is a tag after the final credits have rolled. The prints shown to most (but apparently not all) press screenings contain two scenes that are different from those seen in the leaked copy. Not that those two bits have been scrapped, mind you – they still appear on half the prints. The other half of the prints have the tags from the press screening.

    Confused yet? It gets better. There’s no way to tell which print you’re going to see. It’s like buying 100 boxes of that damn cereal to finally get Enterprise com badge from that new movie to with the 99 Klingon badges you’re giving away to people in the street. So this is how FOX is being a stern parent with us bad little kiddies who only live to give them cash – you were bad so now you have to keep paying us to make sure you completist fanboys (and girls) get to see everything.

    Can I lead the congregation in a resounding “fuck you“?

    Every indication is that Wolverine will follow in the steps of some of the most widely distributed peer to peer theatrical releases which have also made massive amounts of money at the box office. The Lord of the Rings films and the Star Wars prequels are perfect examples of films that don’t seem to have had their box office dented in any significant way by being traded over the internet. FOX apparently has a good film but instead of letting the film perform, they’ve decided to try this bait and switch tactic with viewers.

    Listen, FOX, I get that you’re pissed off about the leak. Really, I do. It would piss me off too. But it happened and unlike some other films this has happened to, it has resulted in almost universally positive reactions. Making people just kind trust blind luck and drop more money to make sure they see what amounts to maybe two minutes of different footage at the end of 90 minutes of film? Not making yourselves any friends with your public, gang. There’s a reason theaters started posting which ending of the film Clue they were running – theatergoers were getting pissed off if they saw the same ending twice. The gimmick worked well enough for that film (God knows, that clusterfuck needed a gimmick) but it’s not going to work for you here.

    Why, you ask?

    Because within 24 hours the additional “Easter eggs” will be posted online for all to see. Frankly, if I’d slapped down somewhere in the neighborhood of $10 bucks to see a film and didn’t get to see all of it, I’d feel justified in downloading it.

    You’ve got a little time left, FOX, to do the right thing. Come up with some kind of code or ticket or some goddamn thing for people who buy a ticket to the film so they can see all four of the tags online. It’s not perfect – if you intended to run 4 tags during the credits then you should run all four of them as far as I’m concerned. It’s at least something that doesn’t make it look like you’re trying to steal money from the very people who are actually spending the money to go to the theater. You aren’t penalizing the people who downloaded your film, you’re punishing the very people who stand to help you make some good money. That’s like sending the clerk at the convenience store to prison after he got robbed because you couldn’t catch the thief. Just relax, FOX, Wolverine is still going to make money.

    Provided, of course, that Star Trek doesn’t kick your ass next week.

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    * Okay, “Easter eggs”.
    By definition, “Easter eggs” are something you have to hunt for, not something you sit on your ass and wait to be handed to you. If that were the case, they’d be called welfare checks. The whole point of an “Easter egg” is having to find it either hidden in the menus of a DVD or on a web site somewhere. An extra tag in the credits is not an “Easter egg”. Jackie Chan’s outtakes at the end of his films are not “Easter eggs”.

    No, if FOX wants to take the four Wolverine tags and hide them on the film’s web site, that would be an “Easter egg”. Sorry, gang, I’ve just been seeing the studio and as a result the press throwing the term around all week and it has just bugged the shit out of me,

  • MewesCast 3: Come Get This Little Kid

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    You know him as Jay, but now get to really know him as Jay. Jason Mewes brings you a podcast the likes of which you’ve never heard before. Excitement, adventure, enlightenment – All this and more as Jason (with additional noise by Matt Cohen) takes you on a weekly tour of all things Mewes. So tell your friends and warn your neighbors… Welcome to Mewescast – It’s a state of mind.

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    MEWESCAST #3: Come Get This Little Kid  – In which Jason is joined by a plethora of surprise hosts and special guests, discusses “bird-swine” flu, and chows down on some taco salad. Just another night at MewesCast.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Greatest Movie Blog: REVIEW – STAR TREK Boldly Goes Where No Other STAR TREK Film Has Gone Before

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    There’s a commercial running for the new Star Trek film that says “This is not your father’s Star Trek.” And for a change there is truth in advertising.

    This new Star Trek is a conversion to the summer blockbuster. Whereas most Star Trek films in the past were released around Thanksgiving, this one will play well on a hot day where you can hide away in an air-conditioned theater with a big bucket of popcorn and an ice-cold soda.

    I enjoyed most of the previous Star Treks (particularly Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, the underrated Star Trek III: The Search for Spock and Star Trek: First Contact), but I’m not what one would consider a Trekkie. I’ve seen maybe one episode of the original series and a good portion of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but that’s about it. And I can say unequivocally that I enjoyed this Star Trek far beyond anything that’s come before it. This is the most fun Star Trek has ever been.

    Everything about this film is given a fresh spin: the way starships jump to warp, the sound of the phasers, the way teleportation looks. And the thematic nature of this Star Trek is a departure for the previous ten films. While the series was about an intergalactic crew of explorers and the films were by and large Horatio Hornblower in space, this film is much more like Star Wars with grand themes of world destruction and epic destiny.

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    The film is part origin story, part revenge story (perfect combination for a summer movie, right?). A Romulan named Nero (Eric Bana) travels back in time seeking revenge for something that happens in the future (I won’t spoil it). His ship, the Nurada, possesses the Death Star-like technology to destroy planets. It’s up to a brash young crew of Starfleet cadets to stop him (hint: they are onboard the Starship Enterprise).

    Chris Pine’s James T. Kirk is perhaps the biggest departure from the original characters (the changes are plot driven,). The trailer points out that Kirk’s father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes and saved 800 lives (including Kirk’s). Trekkies, no doubt, will realize this is a deviation from canon because Kirk’s father originally lived to see Kirk become captain of the Enterprise. So Pine’s Kirk is brash, rebellious and reckless in addition to the qualities that Shatner’s Kirk had (charismatic, strong, smart leader, good with the ladies).

    The rest of the cast is fairly in line with their original counterparts. Zachary Quinto does an admirable job as Spock, Karl Urban is a scene stealer as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, and Simon Pegg’s Montgomery Scott provides plenty of comic relief.

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    The film is not without its flaws. I won’t get into many of them here as they would induce spoilers. The first half of the film covers a lot of time while the second half covers a very short period. Some of the humor is a bit over the top and simplistic (particularly Scotty’s alien sidekick). And for some reason the new Enterprise’s engineering looks like a brewery.

    The major drawback is, I fear, that this film may alienate the core, devoted Trekkies. I won’t get into major spoilers but there are major changes in the Star Trek canon in this film. I hope Trekkies accept the changes because efforts to reboot the franchise through additional television series and Next Generation movies have by and large failed to cross over to mainstream audiences. I sincerely hope that Trekkie nation embraces this film and the ones that will surely follow. Change can be a good thing – and, in this case, a very good thing. Come on, Trekkies – Yes we can!

    Brett Deacon joined the Twitter nation: @brettdeacon.

  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-04-29

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, we’re giving away one (1) exclusive edition STAR WARS: SLAVE LEIA Premium Format Figure.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of BOSTON LEGAL: SEASON 5 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE LOONEY, LOONEY, LOONEY BUGS BUNNY MOVIE on DVD.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of INTO THE BLUE 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of AMERICAN DAD: VOLUME 4 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE WALTONS: SEASON 9 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ENCHANTED APRIL on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SPRING BREAKDOWN on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE: MICKEY’S BIG SPLASH on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of IMAGINATION MOVERS on DVD.

  • Win IMAGINATION MOVERS on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of IMAGINATION MOVERS on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE: MICKEY’S BIG SPLASH on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE: MICKEY’S BIG SPLASH on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win SPRING BREAKDOWN on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SPRING BREAKDOWN on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win ENCHANTED APRIL on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ENCHANTED APRIL on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE WALTONS: SEASON 9 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE WALTONS: SEASON 9 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win AMERICAN DAD: VOLUME 4 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of AMERICAN DAD: VOLUME 4 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win INTO THE BLUE 2 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of INTO THE BLUE 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE LOONEY, LOONEY, LOONEY BUGS BUNNY MOVIE on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE LOONEY, LOONEY, LOONEY BUGS BUNNY MOVIE on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win BOSTON LEGAL: SEASON 5 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of BOSTON LEGAL: SEASON 5 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win a STAR WARS: SLAVE LEIA Premium Format Figure from Sideshow Collectibles!

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    In conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, we’re giving away one (1) exclusive edition STAR WARS: SLAVE LEIA Premium Format Figure.

    The Slave Leia Premium Format figure captures every detail of the Princess of Alderaan in perhaps her most iconic costume. The figure is constructed of hand-cast polystone, hand-painted and hand-finished to exacting standards. Leia stands approximately 16.5 inches high, dressed in a replica of the alluring gold bikini costume, complete with a real fabric skirt, ready to fight for her freedom. The Slave Leia Premium Format figure is a stunning addition to any collection, sure to be the centerpiece of your display.

    The Sideshow Exclusive version of the Slave Leia Premium Format Figure includes a unique feature available nowhere else: Additional Salacious B. Crumb 1:4 scale figure for complementing display!

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    PLEASE NOTE: If you enter this contest, you are also signing up for Sideshow Collectibles’ newsletter. You can always unsubscribe whenever you want, but it’s full of great news, giveaways, exclusives, and announcements.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, May 20th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Bagged & Boarded 23: Uncivil War

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #23: Uncivil War  – In which Matt and Jesse attempt to discuss 80’s movie franchises but get derailed by what is without a doubt the biggest argument in B and B history. Place your bets…

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Interview: Adam Rifkin

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    -by Larry Smathers

    Director and writer Adam Rifkin may be best known for his whimsical late ’90s flick Detroit Rock City, or for that strange homage to side show freaks and bad stand-up comics, The Dark Backward, but don’t think of Rifkin as just a guy with quirky flicks under his belt, he’s also done script work on family fare like Underdog and Mousehunt. Rifkin’s most recent film, LOOK (out on DVD May 5th), is different from anything he’s done. LOOK is a frightening and funny take on the camera obsessed society we’ve become. Shot entirely by security cameras, the movie asks some serious questions about privacy and if we’re comfortable constantly living life on tape. I posed some serious (and not so serious) questions to the director about his latest project and some of his past ones.

    LARRY SMATHERS: Give us the story about how you came to do a movie completely captured on security cameras?

    ADAM RIFKIN: It started when I got a ticket from a red light camera. Though to this day I’d still swear the light was yellow, apparently I ran a red light in Beverly Hills and when the police department sent me the ticket they also included the picture of me running the light. It was a horrible shot, it captured me from my worst angle, not to mention the fact that I must’ve been singing to the radio because I was making a humiliating expression. Something about being able to be photographed without my knowledge and then the picture arriving at my home address unnerved me. I started to think about how many other cameras were on me on a given day without my knowledge. I did a little research and found the conservative numbers were that we’re all captured about 200 times a day. The more I started looking for the cameras the more I found them, cameras are absolutely everywhere. Then the filmmaker inside of me started to scheme about how cool it could be to shoot a movie exclusively through those countless cameras that are on us all day every day. That’s pretty much how it all started.

    SMATHERS: Did making LOOK make you more paranoid about who is watching you?

    RIFKIN: I started getting more paranoid as soon as I came up with the idea. Once I decided I wanted to explore the notion of shooting a movie from surveillance cameras I started noticing cameras everywhere. I genuinely had no idea that the cameras were so ubiquitous. In banks and bars and restaurants and stores, absolutely everywhere! We even learned that it’s legal in 37 states to have hidden cameras in Bathrooms and dressing rooms. Damn straight making LOOK made me more paranoid!

    SMATHERS: Were you surprised the reaction the film got when it hit the festival circuit? Who were some of the people who supported it?

    RIFKIN: I’m always surprised if anybody ever likes a film I made. It’s just the way I am I guess. But the reaction to LOOK was truly shocking. The first indication came from the CineVegas Film Festival where to all of our surprise we actually won the Grand Jury Prize. After that the film just seemed to snowball, we picked up support and champions from a very eclectic group; Newsweek, Wired, USA Today, The Wall Street Journal, Vanity Fair, Maxim, NY Daily News to name a few. We also garnered some real fans from the world of politics, Hunter Biden, Vice President Joe Biden’s son, told me that he and his father watched and loved the film. The Creative Coalition, a bipartisan political group were avid supporters of the film and organized some very successful panels and screenings as part of an ongoing series of discussions about privacy laws. And Sharon Waxman, the famous New York Times columnist was extremely generous about the film, so much so in fact that she invited me to be her guest on NPR’s Politics Of Culture when she was guest hosting. To say that I’ve been overwhelmed by the outpouring of support for the film would be a dramatic understatement.

    SMATHERS: I heard a TV show based on the film in the works.

    RIFKIN: Yes. For a major cable network. I’m not at liberty to say which network at the moment, but we were given 8 episodes. We’re prepping and casting right now. The series, like the movie, will also be shot entirely with surveillance cameras. Several of the characters from the movie will continue on through the series (Miles Dougal and Giuseppe Andrews, the kids in the mini-mart), but mostly the show will explore a whole host of new characters. The series will also focus on even more ways we all find our every movement captured on camera. Cell phone cams, camcorders and practically every personal computer has a webcam attached to it these days. Did you know that with the right software anybody can tap into your webcam and spy on you right in your own home? Think about that next time you’re watching porn!

    SMATHERS: I don’t watch porn on my computer; I’m more a fan 8mm stag films from Tijuana. Speaking of great cinema, who are some of the filmmakers that have influenced your work?

    RIFKIN: There are so many films and filmmakers that have, and continue to inspire me. Obviously the gurus like Coppola, Scorsese, Woody, Kubrick, Ashby, Wilder, etc, etc, etc… As far as the current crop, I love Spike Jonze, Alexander Payne, Tarantino, The Coens. Why? Because they make great movies. Movies that challenge me, entertain me, movies that make me feel something. There are lots of very competent filmmakers, but many of their expertly proficient films leave me cold. I want movies to move me in some way. That’s not to say I only like dramas or heavy movies. Hell no! I loved Jackass 2 for example, that movie was hilarious! It moved me to laugh my ass off. For a movie to move me it just needs to make an emotional impact, whatever that particular emotion might be. That said, I take inspirations from many sources though, not just films. For example, Dr. Seuss is a big influence, so are the old Warner Bros. cartoons. I get a lot of inspiration from books and music and art and just living life and having experiences, there’s inspiration for film all around, not just in other movies.

    SMATHERS: I see a bit of Woody in the work you recently did for National Lampoon, Stoned Age. It’s kind of like a movie mash-up of Love and Death and Ringo Starr’s Caveman.

    RIFKIN: Well Woody Allen is one of my favorite filmmakers so undoubtedly there’s gonna be influences of his in my work. Just like there are influences of Bergman in his work. If you trace the various influences of any artist you’ll see their influences in what they produce. That said, there are times when I just blatantly rip Woody Allen off! Every once in a while I just can’t help myself.

    SMATHERS: I hope the Woodman has Stoned Age on his Netflix queue. What’s the oddest thing that’s ever happened on a film set?

    RIFKIN: On the set of LOOK there was one particular night that had me convinced we were either going to jail or about to get shot! The scene we were shooting involved Rhys Coiro (Billy Walsh on Entourage) getting pulled over by a cop on a dark desolate road. In the scene he’s supposed to overpower the cop, beat him up, steal his gun and shoot him in the head. We had to do it all in one take because Rhys pushes the cop car in a ditch at the end of the take. As luck would have it, while we were shooting, an actual police helicopter happened to be flying overhead and saw the cop getting beaten up. The helicopter then shined its cop light directly down on us while Rhys was executing our actor cop at point blank range. Keep in mind that because the whole movie was shot with surveillance cameras our only camera was inside the cop car affixed to the dash board. Me and a couple of other crew people were crouched in the cop car, and that’s it. There were no visible signs that a movie was being shot. I thought we were all done for. I frantically was calling 911 from inside the cop car while the actors kept going with the scene. Luckily I got in touch with the police and we managed to convince them that the cop killing they just witnessed was fake. We later had to digitally remove the helicopter’s spotlight. That was pretty damn odd.

    SMATHERS: Gene Simmons is a self proclaimed a-hole; did you find him to be one on the set of Detroit Rock City?

    RIFKIN: No. Gene was a fantastic producer to work for. He loves movies and is very respectful of the process. Whenever we found ourselves at a creative crossroads with each other he would always defer to me because I was the director. He also fought on my behalf against the studio if there ever was a creative disagreement. Gene’s great.

    SMATHERS: That film has such playful spirit to it, what did you want to do on Detroit Rock City and did you achieve it?

    RIFKIN: I wanted to make a 70’s style teen comedy that would cataclysmically fail in its initial run at the theatrical box office but then steadily grow in popularity on DVD and cable and eventually become a seminal cult classic enjoyed by legions of teens and young adults alike for generations to come, so yeah, I guess I achieved it. Seriously though, I just wanted to make a movie about teen angst and adolescent rebellion. When you’re a teen, an event like a concert or a favorite band or a really cool movie can have an enormous impact on who you are. In those key years everything is heightened, things that grown-ups don’t see the inherent value of have enormous meaning to you. We’re all learning how to define ourselves by what we like and don’t like, therefore these seemingly trivial choices have disproportionately enormous meaning to us. Willing to go through Hell and back just to get into a KISS concert makes perfect sense at that age. The concert is symbolic of anything that’s important to a teen at that exact time in his or her life. That’s why I think the film continues to have a life, because you don’t have to be a KISS fan to get it. I also wanted it to be about growing up a little, coming of age and realizing that at some point there is gonna have to come a time when we all need to “put away childish things”. Did I achieve what I was going for? I’m probably not qualified to answer that part of the question, I see my own films very differently than others see them. Am I proud of how successful the film has ultimately become and am I beyond grateful that Detroit Rock City continues to build a loyal fan base beyond our wildest dreams while we were all making it? Hell yeah!

    SMATHERS: Who do you hate in Hollywood?

    RIFKIN: I’m a lover not a hater. Although, you’re starting to get on my nerves a little bit…

    SMATHERS: I’m only as God made me, sir. What film project is up next?

    RIFKIN: I’ve got a few balls in the air at the moment. My graphic novel, Shmobots, a comedy about slacker robots, I’m currently developing into a live action series for a major cable network, I wrote a movie for Fox Atomic called Sucker Punch, and I’m currently writing a super secret movie for an unnamed studio that I’m not at liberty to discuss. As far as what film I’m going to direct next… all I can tell you at this point is that it’s a bio pic. My first. It’s a bio pic about an extremely controversial figure who made headlines around the world in the late 70’s. Once we make a formal announcement it’ll make perfect sense. It’s gonna be a mind blower!

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/24/09: Top Gear

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Also, please support Quick Stop by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    You only have to view the unedited, unadulterated, original episodes of the UK’s Top Gear to understand why the idea of making an “American edition” and jettisoning hosts Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond is such a pig-ignorant idea. For one, it’s their interplay that makes the show – not the car talk. Secondly, it’s foolish to think it doesn’t translate to the US in its original form – because it does. Which is all to say that I highly recommend you pick up Top Gear 10: The Complete 10th Season (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) and see my case being made before your eyes.

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    Sometimes, life is about the simple pleasures. Sometimes, those simple pleasures have been shrunk down and conveniently made USB-powered. Such is the case with the USB Plasma Ball ($12.99), which is 6″ of Tesla-crafted joy. Stare into it, and you’ll swear you actually see… A plasma ball. A really, really cool plasma ball.

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    DC continues to deliver top-notch collections of the post-Marvel work Jack Kirby did for the company in the 70’s with the release of his ragtag group of war heroes fighting at the height of World War II, The Losers (DC Comics, $39.99 SRP). When it comes to archive editions, DC is the company setting the bar.

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    Unlike most of Ron Howard’s filmic output, which often suffers from being uninspired and drab, I thought his adaptation of (Universal, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) succeeded in translating the energy and performances that made the stage version such a success to the big screen. Maybe that’s because it takes a lot of effort to stamp out the skill that Michael Sheen and Frank Langella bring to their performances as David Frost and the disgraced but defiant Richard Nixon. Bonus features include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, a making-of featurette, a look at the Nixon Library, and footage from the actual Frost/Nixon interviews. A Frost/NixonBlu-Ray edition ($39.98 SRP) is also available, with additional footage of the original interviews and background information.

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    If you were to take the wonderfully candid wrestling documentary Beyond The Mat and fictionalize it, you’d have the story of broken down wrestler Randy “The Ram” Robinson, a former superstar up against the ropes in The Wrestler (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP). Physical and emotional pain etched across his haggard face, Mickey Rourke turns in a stunning performance as a guy who feels he’s gotten one more good match left in him, both inside and outside the ring. Bonus materials include a documentary spotlighting actual wrestlers, a roundtable discussion with same, and a Bruce Springsteen music video. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Although the bulk of it doesn’t really hold up (the 90’s references shoveled throughout certainly make it less than timeless), I still have some affection for the episodes featured in Tiny Toon Adventures: Season 1 Volume 2 (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP). Of special note, however, is that this set does contain the still-wonderful music videos episode, which featured many kids’ first introduction to the work of They Might Be Giants.

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    The second season of the ADD Freakazoid (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) hits DVD, with all 11 episodes spread across two discs. Bonus features include commentaries, a featurette, and an archival tape of composer Richard Stone at work.

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    Ian McKellen is truly incredible in the recent RSC production of King Lear (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) – so much so that I’d say it’s a must see. So get it and do so. The disc also contains a bonus interview with McKellen.

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    Yes, I admit it – I watch iCarly (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Don’t get me wrong – I don’t watch it of my own volition. I watch it alongside my nephew, as its often sandwiched between episodes of Spongebob. And as kiddie fare go, it’s a decent show – funny and well-acted. So there. The second volume of the show’s first season contains 12 episodes and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Peter Bogdanovich fans can get not only the director’s cut of his Last Picture Show, but also the new-to-DVD release of Nickelodeon in a two-disc Director’s Choice: Nickelodeon/The Last Picture Show double feature (Sony, Rated PG/R, DVD-$24.96 SRP). Bonus features include commentaries on both films, plus interviews & featurettes on Picture Show.

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    I’m no fan of rap and only marginally aware of the various rifts within its community, but I found Notorious (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$34.98 SRP) – about the life of The Notorious B.I.G. – to be a fascinating watch simply for the wonderful young actor filling the title role, Jamal Woolard. Bonus features include audio commentaries, making-of featurettes, concert footage, and deleted scenes. A Blu-Ray edition ($39.99 SRP) is also available with identical bonus materials.

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    I thought Robert Rodriguez & Frank Miller’s adaptation of Miller’s Sin City (Miramax, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) was fine for what it was, but its slavish visual adherence to the original art grew tiresome after a bit, and the gimmick became more important than the characters or the story itself. Shame, really, because what could have been an interesting piece of neo-noir has instead become this generation’s Dick Tracy. The new Blu-Ray edition treats those gimmicky visuals nicely, and ports over the bonus materials from the standard DVD, plus an additional exclusive Cine-Explore feature.

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    Having moved on from saving the planet, Elmo is back to promote literacy with Sesame Street: Elmo And The Bookaneers (Genius, Not Rated, DVD-$14.93 SRP), about pirates who love to read. What’s more important, though, is its special guest – Tina Fey. Yes… Tina Fey.

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    If you’ve been anxiously awaiting the return of hillbilly squids, then you’re prayers are answered with the arrival of Squidbillies: Volume 2 (Adult Swim, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features 20 episodes, plus oodles of bonus materials including featurettes, art, music, and more.

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    Ewing Oil was left a shambles at the end of season 10, but the eleventh season of Dallas (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) finds J.R. down but certainly not out, as he claws his way back from disaster, even if it means stepping on a few people along the way. The 3-disc set contains all 30 episodes.

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    If the leaked Wolverine workprint hasn’t extinguished your enthusiasm for all things hairy mutant, also being released is the animated Wolverine & The X-Men: Heroes Return Trilogy (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), I’m not entirely sure I understand the story they’re trying to tell, but the animation and character design is decent (even though the supposed-to-be-short Wolverine is now about 6’4). Bonus features include commentaries and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    We’ve made it to the halfway mark with the release of Hawaii Five-O‘s sixth season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). Steve Garrett and his crack team are back on the sunny streets of the Pacific jewel in this 6-disc set, featuring all 24 episodes plus the original promos.

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    The Stuart Little animated series is an innocuous, affable affair that managed to hold my nephews’ attention (no small feat). Two volumes are now available – A Little Family Fun! & Going For The Gold! (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$12.99 SRP each). Each disc contains a quartet of adventures.

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    The rich socialites of Knots Landing return for the complete second season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which features a very special visit from not only Bobby Ewing, but J.R. himself. The 4-disc set features all 18 episodes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #92: Fred Fu

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #92: Fred Fu – Ken & Dana return with much chat about internet sensations, some looney plans to get Dana gigs, and discussion of the awesome, ancient secrets of Nerd Fu.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
    Episode #92 (MP3 format)

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  • Masters Of Song Fu #3: Final Challenge Voting Begins!

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    We here at Quick Stop Entertainment are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

    To that end, we launched a brand new form of creative combat here at the Stop – Masters of Song Fu.

    In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

    Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

    We invited 28 challengers to pick up the thrown-down gauntlet (You know, some spares as well). 26 Responded in time.

    Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, these 26 competitors are presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to Quick Stop to be voted on by you, the readers.

    In past editions of Song Fu, we’ve used these votes to eliminate Challengers as we’ve progressed from Challenge to Challenge. For this cycle, however, we’ve decided that all of the Challengers will be able to compete in every Challenge, and the Challenger with the most cumulative votes after the 3 Challenges will be the one that takes on the Master in the Final Round. So what was the first Challenge?

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    ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

    In light of all the doom and gloom of recent months, as financial markets crashed and winter closed in, we’re going to kick things off with a rather straightforward challenge. You can interpret this challenge however you’d like – how you do so will give people a sense of just what your songwriting personality and style is…

    Your first challenge is to WRITE A HAPPY SONG.

    That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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    After voting on Round 1, our masters and Challengers were then given their second Challenge…

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    ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

    Write a song containing *exactly* 10 unique words (this includes words such as a, and, the, etc.). You can repeat the words you choose as few or as many times as you want, but the sum total of the unique words can not be less than or more than 10.. You can write on any topic and in any style. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 15 seconds.

    Here’s a word cloud look at what everyone chose:

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    After voting on Round 2, our masters and Challengers were then given their third Challenge…

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    ROUND 3 CHALLENGE

    For your third challenge, you have to write a song with the title “It All Makes Sense At The End”. You can interpret what song would be given that title in any way you see fit. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds.

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    Well, you voted on the Round 3 Challenge HERE. Your votes determined the one Master and the one Challenger who would battle head-to-head  – Paul & Storm vs Molly Lewis – in the final challenge…

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    FINAL CHALLENGE

    I call this one FRANKENSONG. For this fourth and final challenge, you must craft a composition that contains AT LEAST THREE (3) distinctly different songs within your final song, but which fit together into a cohesive whole. By distinct, I mean both tempo and style. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 45 seconds. For examples of Frankensong, think of tunes like The Beatles’ “A Day In The Life” and Paul McCartney’s “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey”, or have a listen to the track below:

    Harry Chapin – “There Only Was One Choice”

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    Below, you’ll find the Final Challenge songs from both Paul & Storm and Molly Lewis, followed by the all-important voting form. Beneath that, we’ve also included a pair of out-of-competition “Shadow Entries” done by Challengers just for fun (be sure to give ’em a spin, too). For all of the previous songs from all of our Masters and Challengers, you can find the archive of this edition of Masters Of Song Fu HERE. But for now, let’s get this show on the road – Paul & Storm vs Molly Lewis…

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    PAUL & STORM vs MOLLY LEWIS

    PAUL & STORM

    songfu-02.jpgPaul and Storm are a comedy music duo, and they have been performing as a duo since 2004. Before that, they were one half of a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook for about 12 years. A Paul and Storm show is part music concert and part standup/improv comedy”“just enough of both to fit neatly in neither category. They like to engage the audience, and are known to award snack cakes and/or other prizes for good (and sometimes bad) behavior. Their show would be PERFECT as a cable special, and would make lots of money for whichever brave channel decides to air them first.

    Official Website: www.paulandstorm.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/paulandstorm
    FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Frogger! The Frogger Musical
    ROUND 1 SONG:Hippie with a Djembe
    ROUND 2 SONG:Boolean Love Song” (WORDS USED: Amy, Bobby, Mary, if, then, equals, and, not, loves, happy)
    ROUND 3 SONG: Sadly, Paul & Storm were eaten by dingoes in the night. They got all better for the Final.

    MOLLY LEWIS

    When she’s not bluffing her way through college courses or looking passably attractive from a distance, Molly Lewis enjoys playing ukulele, microwaving marshmallow Peeps, talking to cats, and Twittering. Early last year, she wrote two original songs, “MyHope” and “Road Trip”. “MyHope” is about the inevitable day when our children will learn how to navigate the interweb and how they will LOL at our old internet presences, namely MySpace; of “Road Trip”, Molly says it’s about “that astronaut lady who went crazy and wore the diapers, you remember that?”  She has not written any songs since.  Hopefully this competition will remedy that. When Molly was in middle school, she took up the guitar. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the mandolin. That sank into the swamp. So she took up the banjo. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the ukulele has stayed. And that’s what you’re going to get, Quick Stop Entertainment: the strongest ukulele in all of Tacoma, Washington.

    Official Website: www.sweetafton23.com/primer/
    Twitter: twitter.com/Molly23
    FINAL CHALLENGE SONG:Our American Cousin
    ROUND 1 SONG:I Pity The (Song) Fu
    ROUND 2 SONG:Peep Fight” (WORDS USED: marshmallow, Peeps, toothpicks, microwave, sword, fight, stomach, put, in, the)
    ROUND 3 SONG:It All Makes Sense At The End

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    FINAL CHALLENGE VOTING

    Voting ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 29th, 2009.

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    View Results

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    THE SHADOW ENTRIES

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    MICK BORDET

    songfu-mickbordet.jpgMick Bordet steadfastly insists on bouncing between and across genres at every opportunity like a hummingbird with ADD, using an eclectic collection of instruments for his sonic palette, from guitar and ukulele to theremin, yobstick and electric harmonium. Mick is a founder member of “The Lunacy Board”, Scotland’s premier progressive avant-garde skiffle duo, and cites influences as diverse as Edgard Varèse, Ivor Cutler, Conlon Nancarrow, and Roy Harper, to name but four. The duo have recently released three debut albums, including one written, recorded, and mixed within a single day. Mick’s latest project is a year-long weekly podcast set in an alternative universe as it diverges from our reality.

    Official Website: mickbordet.blogspot.com
    SHADOW ENTRY – FINAL CHALLENGE:#onedayintwitter
    ROUND 1 SONG:Happy People
    ROUND 2 SONG:What Is Wrong” (WORDS USED: doctor, what, is, wrong, with, me, you, need, some, methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylseryl-
    leucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyl- lysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanyl- valylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamyl- glutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucyl- isoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamyl- leucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolyl- leucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminyl- asparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanyl- alanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinyl- phenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginyl- glutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucyl- glycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalyl- phenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamyl- phenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalyl- glycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalyl- prolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanyl- arginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginyl- valylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyl- prolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginyl- glutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosyl- threonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonyl- glycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolyl- leucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysyl- glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucyl- glutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucylserylalanylprolyl- aspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanyl- glycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanyl- isoleucylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidyl- asparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucyl- alanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutaminylprolyl- methionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine)
    ROUND 3 SONG:It All Makes Sense At The End

    JUTZE SCHULT

    songfu-jutzeschult.jpgJohannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to make songs about weird stories and situations. It’s all about creating a musical scenario that is somewhat original, yet believable by some stretch of imagination. Jutze used to play drums in a heavy metal band, and then founded his own pop band where he played guitar. These days he’s mainly doing solo work for the fun of it.

    Official Website: www.jutze.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/schult
    SHADOW ENTRY – FINAL CHALLENGE:Reunion Street
    ROUND 1 SONG:A Mallful Of Brains
    ROUND 2 SONG:God Of Bingo” (WORDS USED: bingo, Jimmi, Simpson, is, awesome, rocks, the, god, of, he)
    ROUND 3 SONG:It All Makes Sense At The End

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    Whoever triumphs will not only win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, they will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

    Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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