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  • TV Or Not TV: 4/5 – 4/11

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    After a very endearing run by both DAVID TENNANT as the 10th Doctor and the exit of RUSSELL T DAVIES as show runner for DOCTOR WHO I was very curious but not exactly hesistant about the forthcoming changing of the guard in the revival of the UK classic show. After having seen the episode I can definitely say that the DOCTOR is IN!

    Change is something that is completely inevitable. DOCTOR WHO is no exception. Back when fans of the revival of DOCTOR WHO foudn out that CHRISTOPHER ECCELSTON wasn’t returning for the second series the Internet was abuzz with people swearing off the show completely. Over the course of four years DAVID TENNANT had proved himself to be one of the most endearing of the TIME LORD’s incarnations. Keeping this all in mind I went in to the first episode the 11th doctor, aptly titled THE ELEVENTH HOUR, with an open mind. Thankfully, even if I hadn’t, I wouldn’t have been terribly dissapointed.

    Since here in the states we’ve got to wait until BBC AMERICA airs THE ELEVENTH HOUR on April 17th at 9 PM I won’t go into the details of the story (too much) in order to keep it fresh for you all. As the blurb that lead you hear described there are fish fingers. Within the first 20 seconds of the episode I was happy to see a mini-homage to the opening of the first series episode ROSE. Within the first 13 minutes of viewing I enjoyed an unfolding story that somewhat echoed the MOFFAT second series episode THE GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE. By the end of the episode I was pleased to see an homage to the previous incarnations of the DOCTOR as MATT SMITH firmly and definitively took over the reigns and solidifed himself as THE DOCTOR.

    I will admit that, after viewing, the story itself wasn’t the strongest. I’m sure it doesn’t give too much away to say that there is a high-pressure situation that requires the DOCTOR’s attention. Truth be told, however, it is the least important part of the story that we are told. It’s a vehicle that only exists to move us from point A to point B, which is to get an idea for who this new DOCTOR is, who his new companion is, and get them into the TARDIS to kick off this new series. We are introduced to all the players, we are given a cyrptic message that will undoubtedly unfold as the series progresses.

    In interviews STEVEN MOFFAT has said that at the core of the show the real character is the DOCTOR’s companion and not the TIME LORD himself. This is very apparent in THE ELEVENTH HOUR as we learn that there is a certain level of complexity in both the new companion and her history. Unlike companions of the past AMY POND is not a regular person thrown into extraordinary circumstances as they’ve been around her for most of her life (whether she’s known it or not). This has a heavy influence and effect on her. Her decision to accompany the DOCTOR comes along at a critical moment in her life and it is sure to be one that will play out interestingly in a future episode. By the episodes end you have to ask if he really found a companion or did he inadvertantly make one? Be the judge yourself.

    Since this episode is about new beginnings the TARDIS itself also goes through a self-repair that ends with a new appearance. Through this the DOCTOR gets a new sonic screwdriver. This one is equipped with a green light that seems to mirror the transition of LUKE SKYWALKER’s lost blue lightsaber being replaced by a green one.

    All-in-all I think this regenerated version of the revival of DOCTOR WHO (complete, I might add with a new logo and opening sequence) will be a good one that will uphold the tradition that we’ve all grown familiar with these past few years.

    Now let’s take a quick few moments to get LOST shall we?

    Last week’s episode, titled THE PACKAGE, didn’t contain a lot of forward momentum for the story of LOST but it did let us in on a few more bits of information. I didn’t write my thoughts last week becuase of this reason. I was also thoroughly confused by a Tweet done by Damon Lindelof:

    Does he mean ours or the shows?
    Does he mean ours or the shows?

    This episode brought back the flash-sideways world where it would appear that SUN and JIN weren’t married but they were still getting it on. The cash that we saw JIN bringing into the country, it turns out, was the payment to have a hitman clip him because he was diddling the bosses daughter. SUN thought she had a hidden bank account she could use to run away with JIN with but it turns out daddy knew about that too. SUN and JIN get out of the predicament alive but SUN is shot in the stomach and it turns out she was pregnant.

    The stuff the rest of us care about happened on the Island. We found out that SMOKEY JOE needs all of the candidates to get off the Island. This instantly raised a question in my mind though: Does he need them to get off the Island or does he need them DEAD to get off the Island? Since he doesn’t seem to care about KATE’s fate after he gets all the canddiates together I might lean towards the latter.

    Back on that smaller Island we find out that CHARLES WIDMORE’s crew needs more info about pockets of energy on the Island. This knowledge, coupled with the fact that they have brought DESMOND back with them (the only man we know to have survived one of those packets of energy going ka-boom) makes me wonder if maybe the DESMOND that we saw on the plain in this season’s opener was maybe there because he was thrust into a pocket of ENERGY to some how do the bidding of CHARLES WIDMORE under the pretense of “the greater good.” I know, kooky concept but if you put a guy that was ungrounded in time into a pocket of energy what else can happen (except maybe the discovery of a human microwave that can pop your bag of popcorn in the palm of his hand)?

    The last thing that we find out is that back in the JACK camp our good friend RICHARD has come back (with HURLEY) to tell everyone that it’s time to head over to the smaller Island and blow up the plane that’s sitting there so that LOCKE MONSTER can’t get off the Island.

    So out of all of this I think the two important things are the question of dead or alive candidates and hunt for energy pockets + DESMOND. The latter, if you believe the previews, plays heavily into this week’s episode HAPPYILY EVER AFTER. Here’s hoping the title isn’t ironic.

    Wow, I sure had a bit of stuff to say. Makes you wonder if there’s a bit of stuff to watch too, doesn’t it?

    MONDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: It’s two hours of JACK BAUER as the final season of 24 begins to completely unravel and another something or other is about to hit the fan “within the next hour.”

    NBC – 8:00 PM: According to Exec. Producer JOSH SCHWARTZ tonight’s episode of CHUCK is the episode we’ve waited all season for. After last week there’s no way I’m not tuning in.

    OXY – 10:00 PM: I would love to see a head-to-head match between tonight’s premiere of TORI & DEAN: HOME SWEET HOLLYWOOD and the A&E show GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS for the most staged reality show on television.

    TUESDAY

    TNT – 5:00 PM: If you haven’t watched the second season of SOUTHLAND than here’s your chance to sit down and watch it all as a marathon takes you all the way to the season finale at 10:00 PM:.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: GLEE returns next week so this must mean that this is the last of the painfully long two hour AMERICAN IDOL episodes to air. I really hope I’m right because it means I’ll be able to finally DVR LOST this time last week. Wait, I’m supposed to actually say something about AMERICAN IDOL? Uh… Team GARCIA!

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Is this week’s swimming challenge on THE BIGGEST LOSER the first swimming challenge they’ve ever had? I’m only asking because I don’t remember seeing one.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonight DESMOND finds out he’s actually back on the Island and I’m sure he gets all kinds of pissed on LOST.

    WEDNESDAY

    SYNDICATED – 4:00 PM: The cast of GLEE grovel before the house of O this week as they peddle their stories and hope to remidn the whole world of their return next week with today’s OPRAH appearance. Oh well, as long as it gets them ratings.

    DISC – 9:00 PM: ADAM and JAMIE explore the best way to lose a car on their tail in tonight’s episode of MYTHBUSTERS titled SPY CAR ESCAPE. Some of the cars blow up though, right?

    TNT – 9:00 PM: Man, you know TV sucks tonight when you have to choose between the AMERICAN IDOL results show on FOX or THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT here on TNT. Not an easy decision, is it?

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight it’s a very special BONES that shows us when BOOTH met BRENNAN on their first case together. I’m sure during the episode no one will say, “I’ll have what she’s having.”

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Nothing. There’s nothing new to watch at all. The entire night is filled with repeats. WHAT THE HECK NBC?!? Really love that fourth place spot don’t you?

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on FLASHFORWARD they try to find out who the mole is in the FBI and blah blah blah…. I just want to see the rest of the tape that D.GIBBONS made from way back in 1991! Allow me a moment to also rant a bit on the stupidity of a group of people asking how those towers that were designed in 1992 could be built in 1991 when they’ve all already gone through a blackout that SHOWED THEM THE FUTURE! C’mon people, someone else did the same thing but just on themselves. Am I, the lowly TV critic, really smarter than your ENTIRE CREW?!?!? :: whew :: Sorry, had to get that out.

    NBC – 10:00 PM: Sorry, I was wrong earlier. THE MARRIAGE REF is new tonight with a well known for their great relationship history panel: NATHAN LANE, KATHY GRIFFIN and TRACIE MORGAN. Wow, I might actually watch this show tonight.

    FRIDAY

    CBS – 9:00 PM: After last week’s incredible first of a two part episode of MEDIUM I can only hope this second part lives up to the first. It saddens me the show again could possibly face cancellation. It’s been really creepy good this year.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonight on JAMIE OLIVER’S FOOD REVOLUTION a bet is placed where JAMIE says he can teach 1,000 people how to cook in just one week. With his name being in the title of the show I’d put easy money on JAMIE after lots of created-in-editing tension.

    SATURDAY

    E! – 2:30 PM: I usually like to highlight weekend marathons that occur but just don’t feel right mentioned a marathon of KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS. Maybe instead a better thing to watch might be….

    BBC AMERICA – 4:00 PM: If you want to get a DOCTOR WHO refresher than you can catch the second part of the series 4 finale followed by the tenth DOCTOR’s swan song in THE END OF TIME. Might be a good thing with next week’s premiere of the 11th doctor in THE ELEVENTH HOUR next week.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I can’t even begin to imagine what an edited-for-TV version of ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGANDY would be like so I may be tempted to watch this.

    NBC – 11:30 PM: It had to happen eventually. TINA FEY returns to SNL, but this time as the host! Even more mind blowing is Twitter Trend setter JUSTIN BIEBER is the special (ahem) musical guest. Good thing for FEY that SARAH PALIN just won’t show up, there’s one easy sketch right there (if not the show opening).

    SUNDAY

    CBS – 2:00 PM: It’s the “LET’S ALL GAWK AT TIGER” special, also known as THE MASTERS golf tournament! Will he win his fifth green coat or just suffer more public humiliation?

    BRAVO – 8:00 PM: I may just tune in to watch A FEW GOOD MEN tonight. Nothing gets me more than that court room scene where they do that holding close-up on the glass of water right before all heck breaks loose. That glass of water made me BELIEVE it was holding a refreshing and cool beverage.

    SHO – 9:00 PM: It’s the season premiere of THE TUDORS. If only KING HENRY THE VIII came off this cool in real life.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: A special two hour BROTHERS & SISTERS promises to keep me out of my own living romo from 9 to 11 PM. I’m sure my wife will love it.

    CBS – 9:00 PM: It’s the season finale for UNDERCOVER BOSS with the CEO of 1-800-FLOWERS hand-picking an assignment within the company. I thought they were just a phone call center that sub-contracted local florists.

  • Trailer Park: Michel Gondry

    By Christopher Stipp

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    Michel Gondry – Interview

    There is absolutely no question that if I were to make a Top 10 list of films for the decade that just past Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind would, without question, has a place in the top slot. A movie that takes the tired and broken trope of what happens when boy meets girl and it goes horribly awry, the movie makes visual the pain and discordance you feel when despondency is your only emotion. Michel has a way of making emotions feel like you could reach out and caress them and his latest film, The Thorn in the Heart, is no different.

    It’s a documentary that follows Suzette Gondry, Michele’s aunt, as we see how this matriarch was a vanguard in her time, a teacher who had progressive thoughts on education, and how as a mother she struggled to find peace with her son who just seemed lost after the death of his father many decades ago. The fact that his cousin would years later leave his wife in order to live the live of a gay man, the way he always should have, is pedestrian compared to the caustic relationship he had with his mother, sweet aunt Suzette.

    The movie, shot over the course of many years, is a snapshot of one family’s troubles and what it took for them to find some peace and a little bit of solace in the commonality of life. There’s nothing earth shattering about the movie, you expect there to be some kind of deep secret to be let out into the open, and it’s a function, I believe, of the form as of late that seems to implicitly state that a documentary like this has to have a great reveal. It does not. Its reveal is that even in the depths of rural France there aren’t a lot of things that separate these people with people you know across the street. We all have drama of some kind in our lives, the documentary shows, but it’s finding the threads that connect us and weaving them all together to show a portrait of humanity we all can recognize is really this movie’s strength.

    Michel Gondry spoke with me this week about the film, which is slated to open today, April 2nd, in New York and shortly after that in Wisconsin and next month in Los Angeles. Check the film’s website for specific locations and times.

    thorn_posterMICHEL GONDRY: Hi Christopher. How are you doing?

    CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I’m good thank you. How are you?

    GONDRY: I’m good, thanks.

    CS: I watched your film last night and I have to tell you it’s one of the more moving documentaries I’ve seen this year.

    GONDRY: Oh, thank you. Please share your views with the world.

    CS: I absolutely am. I think, and that was the first question I wanted to lead off with, was that the film feels very personal”¦

    GONDRY: Yeah.

    CS: Was there any hesitation on your part in telling the story which felt so private?

    GONDRY: I initially had hesitation to put it out but I wanted to tell my own story because Suzette mirrored French history in the schools and I thought that deserved to be shot. Now, when it became more personal I felt maybe it was too personal to show but I think it was more interesting this way because we had the real drama that we explored even though there was some sadness in it. There was a sort of good conclusion and something healthy in doing that.

    I think people who have seen it enjoyed it because they could find themselves in it.

    CS: I think the movie paints her out to be very tough, very stern, but when I think about the teachers I had, at least the ones that really affected me, those are the ones I remember fondly. Suzette has old students who absolutely remember her, and remember the way she ran a classroom. But I think that toughness ““ that was an important part in order for her to keep going.

    GONDRY: I think her toughness is one of the things that I liked. When you are a child, to feel the strength of a parent is very reassuring and I think my parents were lacking that. They gave us lots of great things ““ they were great parents ““ but the strength Suzette had was something I was craving. Because I find my mother to be very weak and I didn’t want to be like that. And I know some people in my family didn’t really like her because she has this sternness about her but I liked her for that. The teachers I liked when I was young was a teacher that was strong but had a sense of humor. And it’s the same with my son. The teacher that he like the best are not the weakest, it was the stronger ones.

    CS: That’s interesting. Your son ““ you literally bring your family into the film as well ““ did you have to struggle with that as a parent of trying to find that balance of where to be tough or try not to be too loosey-goosey or too soft with your kids?

    GONDRY: Yeah, well, we can talk a long time abut that.

    (Laughs)

    I think it’s very hard. You have one child ““ I think what’s difficult is to find where to give up and where not to give up in your strength. Many parents set the bar too high when you raise a child ““ let’s say no TV. Too hard to achieve. You say, “No TV”¦No TV”¦No TV” and then after a lot of nagging you say, “OK, TV.” All the thought you put into “No TV” is collapsing. I think one of the keys ways is to pick you battles and stick to them. It’s a problem to be too loose and it’s hard to teach and could be just propaganda. But I found my son was watching too much TV when he was in France and it was all about video games and I recommend that to all the parents just not have the video games at all.

    (Laughs)

    When it’s there you always have to fight to stop it and it’s so much work. You say “OK, only a half an hour a day” but it’s going to be tough. You are going to spend all your energy fighting with a little person. So, I thought of that and I know that Suzette was way too strict with her son. It’s very difficult to know what indication ““ it’s just who people are. It’s a combination. I don’t know what is the denominator.

    46266CS: And that strikes to a point I was going to ask, Suzette at times seems hesitant to answer your questions that become too personal but you keep prodding her and keep poking her and you stay persistent with it. Did you feel you knew there was something there and you had to get it out of her?

    GONDRY: Oh yeah. I just wanted it on camera because I thought that was the real subject of the film. It became clear it was about her son and her. It was very difficult to talk about it. It’s a very difficult problem. Jean-Yves has a daughter because initially he was married and he didn’t come out until he was my age and his daughter was ashamed. It’s a difficult problem.

    CS: By the end of the film I’m almost, I don’t want to say confused about how Jean-Yves feels but do you think that because he’s come out he’s gained a little bit more perspective, a little bit more healing because of it?

    GONDRY: Yeah. He just sent me an email. May I read something I received from him this morning?

    CS: Absolutely.

    GONDRY: He says in his email:

    My dear Michel,
    I transfer from French“¦You helped me a lot since 2004 and thanks to you I pull though my problem. I am still unemployed but hope to find work”¦Moreover, I find happiness with Mark”¦Thank you infinitely and I am very happy for everything you have done for me and I can’t find the words to show my gratefulness towards you. I hope one day I hope I can live with Mark”¦His boyfriend.

    CS: That’s sweet.

    GONDRY: It’s very sweet. He really made me cry when I got it.

    CS: Michel, I just have one last question for you. I know my time is short. Suzette in the film, she says she doesn’t fear death anymore. She just seems more concerned with the things that came before this. I’m curious to know whether you as a person have perspective on where you’ve been and not so concerned with where you’re headed.

    GONDRY: I’m a very anxious person.

    (Laughs)

    I think it’s very scary to get old because you know you’ll be dying soon. My hope is that when it’s my time I can figure it out. At the end of my life I hope to figure it out. But I have a great fear and I would be lying to not admit it.

  • Comics in Context #239: Scrooge’s Lost Horizon

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    #239 (Vol. 2 #11): SCROOGE’S LOST HORIZON

    scrooge-01In their Toon Treasury of Classic Children’s Comics, editors Art Spiegelman and Francoise Mouly of course included the pinnacle of the form, writer/artist Carl Barks’ Uncle Scrooge, but they chose a rather unusual example of the series. “Tralla La,” from Walt Disney’s Uncle Scrooge #6 (1954), is a typical Scrooge story in that Scrooge McDuck leads his nephew Donald and grandnephews Huey, Dewey and Louie on an adventure to a distant land. But it is highly atypical in that for once the miserly Scrooge, who famously loves his money so much that he swims around in his sea of cash, has become disillusioned with his vast wealth. For once, instead of taking his relatives on a treasure hunt, Scrooge takes them on a quest for a place where material treasures do not exist.

    The story opens with Barks showing the demands that Scrooge faces due to his great wealth: dealing with foreign leaders, taxes, requests from charities, being investigated by the government, being beset by a radical agitator. Visibly, comically shaking, Scrooge believes he needs to take his “nerve medicine” or else he will “crack up.” looking exhausted, drinking his nerve medicine right out of the bottle, Scrooge looks not unlike someone taking a very different kind of drink. Scrooge thinks “Oh, how I envy that carefree squirrel” he sees sleeping on a tree branch.

    Bu the next page Scrooge has indeed cracked up, shouting “I’m mad! Mad! Mad!” As if turning into the Bizarro version of himself, Scrooge declares, “I hate my money! It’s brought me nothing but work, labor, toil, and jeers!. . .Get out of my sight, you ugly stuff!” as he kicks coins out of his path. Then Scrooge seems to go over the brink into insanity: he scampers about, chattering like the squirrel he earlier admired.

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    One of Scrooge’s employees summons his nephew Donald Duck, who finds the frazzled-looking Scrooge wearily sticking his head out of a hole in a tree. “You’re not a squirrel,” Donald tells him. “I know it! But I can want to be one, can’t I”?” replies Scrooge. Barks seems to be making the point that Scrooge hasn’t really gone insane (or if he had, he’s crossed back over the brink to sanity) perhaps because though Barks portrayed Scrooge’s “squirrely” behavior for laughs, true insanity wouldn’t be funny.

    Donald diagnoses Scrooge as suffering from overwork. Agreeing, Scrooge asserts that “˜I want to go someplace where there is no money, and wealth means nothing!” Yes, this is certainly different from the Scrooge McDuck with whom we are familiar, whose identity is expressed through his pride in his lifelong career accumulating his seemingly limitless fortune. This story is from only the fifth issue of Scrooge’s own comic book, so perhaps Barks was still experimenting with the character.

    Scrooge consults a doctor, who tells him about “a strange valley in the Himalaya mountains” that is “called Tralla La, and nobody has ever seen it, but it is said to be a place without money!” Thrilled by the idea, Scrooge immediately seems revitalized, leaps from his sickbed (in a symbolic resurrection) and declares he is heading for Tralla La.

    Tralla La is an obvious reference to Shangri-La, the idyllic realm introduced in James Hilton’s 1933 novel Lost Horizon, which was adapted into the 1937 film version directed by Frank Capra.

    Hilton’s Shangri-La appears to be the template for hidden Asian paradises in popular fiction. One prominent example is K’un-L’un, the mystical realm in Marvel Comics’ Iron Fist series, which is named after the real Kunlun mountain range in which Shangri-La was supposedly located. Even Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s origin of Doctor Strange seems to owe a large debt to Lost Horizon: the hidden Himalayan land of Kamar-Taj parallels Shangri-La, the Ancient One is reminiscent of Lost Horizon‘s High Lama, and Stephen Strange, with his trademark mustache, looks like Ronald Colman, the star of Capra’s film adaptation. (It’s amusing to imagine Doctor Strange uttering his spells in Colman’s distinctive voice.) The television series Lost may also owe a debt to Lost Horizon. In both Lost and Lost Horizon a collection of travelers end up in a hidden, seemingly mystical realm after their plane goes astray from its proper route. Certain denizens of the island in Lost have greatly extended life spans, like characters in Lost Horizon‘s Shangri-La. Moreover (spoiler for those who haven’t started watching the final season), Jacob’s search for a “candidate” to replace him as the island’s protector in Lost echoes the High Lama’s attempt to recruit Robert Conway, the character Colman plays in the movie, as his successor. Conway leaves Shangri-La, recognizes his mistake, and attempts to return; similarly Jack and other castaways in Lost succeeded in escaping the island only to go back.

    The last time that I saw the Capra film of Lost Horizon on TCM, it struck me that it was a benign isolationist fantasy. In a world that, in the story and in real life, was moving towards World War II, Shangri-La was a peaceful paradise to which one could escape, where the highest achievements of civilization (represented by Shangri-La’s extensive library and art collection) would endure as the outside world fell into chaos. Shangri-La was a place where greed and lust for power–the motives for conflict–simply did not exist. Human nature seemed to have been purified of such vices in Shangri-La’s culture. Significantly for Barks’ purposes, there is no money there.

    In the film, initially the passengers on the plane that is hijacked to Shangri-La want to get back to Western civilization. But most of them come to love Shangri-La, even Henry Barnard, an American criminal, who reforms and starts his life anew there. The good influence of the community and culture of Shangri-La makes the passengers into better people. Only Conway’s brother George resists and remains intent on leaving. When Robert Conway mistakenly becomes disillusioned with Shangri-La, he joins his brother in leaving. But, significantly, George ends up dying in an avalanche, and Robert, on returning to Western civilization, realizes how gravely he erred in leaving Shangri-La and, through nearly superhuman efforts, succeeds in returning there.

    Arriving at the base of the Himalayas, Scrooge questions a native who tells him he knows of no one who knows how to get to Tralla La. Here’s another curiosity in this story. Barks’s duck tales seem to take place on an alternate Earth populated by anthropomorphic dogs, birds and pigs, but he draws this tall native in a turban as a human being. In the Donald Duck story “Bee Bumble” earlier in this collection, there is a large panel showing numerous residents of Duckburg, some of whom are drawn as anthropomorphic dogs (who have black canine noses) and others as humans (who do not).

    Donald and his nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie have accompanied Scrooge on his expedition. Aided by their Junior Woodchucks’ Guidebook, Huey, Dewey and Louie figure out the way to get to Tralla La that apparently no one else has figured out for centuries. Typically, Barks portrays Huey, Dewey and Louie as being smarter in finding solutions for various problems than the adults. Surely this is part of the appeal of Barks’s stories for children, showing them that they can perceive answers that adults cannot, and resolve problems and conflicts that the older generation cannot, as we shall see again at the end of this story.

    Barks fans are familiar with the Junior Woodchucks’ Guidebook, a thin tome that nonetheless apparently contains all the knowledge in the world. It strikes me that nowadays kids might carry around a laptop computer with wi-fi, with which they could Google any information they sought. Barks’ recurring gag from my childhood has become a reality! I wonder what he would have thought of this.

    Barks’ narrator apparently notices how much Scrooge is acting out of his usual miserly character: “Uncle Scrooge unfreezes his purse and hires a plane! He’s that anxious to find Tralla La!” Scrooge even pays the pilot two million dollars!

    Barks then provides a splash-size panel, covering half a page, for an aerial shot of the mountains and waterfalls towering over the valley of Tralla La far below. For the last two decades comic book artists have devalued the full-page and half-page panel, using them as poster shots for characters without any real storytelling purpose. But in this Barks tale, the sudden shift to a panel four times as big as one of the typical panels in the story, with this superbly drawn mountain vista, still carries dramatic force, lending an epic scope to this adventure tale.

    Descending by parachute, Scrooge and his relatives first meet the people of Tralla La, whom Barks draws as ducks, most of them taller than Scrooge. The colorist for this anthology, and, I presume, for the original story, colors the ducks of Tralla La yellow: had Barks drawn these Tralla Lallians as humans, that would certainly be a politically incorrect color choice, to put it mildly.

    We soon see Scrooge talking with a Tralla Lallian who is seated on a chair like a throne; he does not look ancient, but perhaps he is intended to be a counterpart of Shangri-La’s High Lama. This Tralla Lallian says that “We Tralla Lallians have never known greed!” Several pages ago Donald was greedily offering to take Scrooge’s fortune if Scrooge no longer wanted it. But, like the Western visitors to Shangri-La, Donald seems changed by the good example set by the community he sees around him. Impressed, Donald tells his nephews, “It is wonderful here! Nobody wants anything that belongs to anybody else!” A few panels later Scrooge adds, “Yessir! All we have to do is bear our share of the work. . . .” Why, it’s even beginning to sound like an idealized communist society! But don’t worry: such a society doesn’t exist in real life, and it doesn’t in this story, either. Come to think of it, you should worry about that latter point!

    A Tralla Lallian farmer named Hop Sing finds something he has never seen before: a bottle cap from a bottle of Scrooge’s nerve medicine. Honest like everyone else in Tralla La, Hop Sing returns it to Scrooge, who tells him to keep it.

    And now two familiar themes from Barks stories resurface: greed and temptation. Other Tralla Lallians become fascinated with Hop Sing’s bottle cap, the first one ever seen in Tralla La. Two Tralla Lallians each offer to “buy” the bottle cap, giving Hop Sing sheep in return. Hop Sing’s wife, with an evil look worthy of a Barksian version of Lady Macbeth, advises Hop Sing to hold out for even more sheep, and he then sells the bottle cap for ten sheep. Its new owner then resells the bottle cap for twenty sheep.

    Barks’ narrator then informs us that “By noon the next day the bottle cap has changed hands many times. And its price has become fantastic!” I find myself suddenly thinking of the recent news report about a copy of Action Comics #1 selling for a million dollars. More ominously, I also think of the tech stocks bubble of the 1990s and the housing bubble of the 2000s, and the resulting Great Recession. Perhaps Barks was thinking of the stock market crash of 1929 and the resulting Great Depression.

    “The pride of owning the only bottle cap in Tralla La is worth more to me than food!” says its most recent owner, cradling the cap in his hand like the old money-loving Scrooge with his lucky “number one” dime. But this counterpart of Scrooge is fanatical enough to prize wealth over his own life. And that reminds me of the famous gag in which a holdup man tells Jack Benny, “Your money or your life,” and the miserly Benny pauses before exclaiming “I’m thinking about it!”

    Soon afterwards some Tralla Lallians discover Scrooge with a crate of nerve medicine bottles and realize he has five bottle caps, making him “the richest duck in all Tralla La!” Scrooge looks shocked. It is as if he cannot escape the identity–the world’s richest duck–that he had tried to leave behind him in the outside world.

    Tralla Lallians start making extravagant offers to buy the bottle caps. One Tralla Lallian even offers to “be your servant for forty years!”; wealth is more important to him than his own freedom. When Scrooge does not immediately sell the bottle caps, the gathering crowd turns angry and potentially threatening. One of them demands that Scrooge’s taxes be raised. But presumably there weren’t any taxes in Tralla La before this! Look at how fast this once idyllic society is changing!

    Scrooge had found peace of mind in Tralla La, but now the stress returns, and he finds himself his nerves are “going to pieces” again. He shoots a bottle cap at the crowd of Tralla Lallians, who begin fighting each other over it.

    So thus Barks turns Hilton and Capra’s Shangri-La upside down. In Lost Horizon most of the people from the Western outside world are converted to the peaceful ways of Shangri-La, giving up greed and other vices. But in Barks’ story the ways of the West corrupt the people of Tralla La. Scrooge and his relatives inadvertently became the serpent in Tralla La’s Garden of Eden, with the bottle cap serving as the forbidden fruit, the temptation to sin, the means by which a whole society loses its innocence. Hilton and Capra’s Shangri-La was a refuge from war in the outside world. But Barks shows us the people of Tralla La fighting over bottle caps: violence, battle and hatred have come to their formerly peaceful valley.

    The saga of Tralla La could be interpreted as a parable about the spread of Western civilization–perhaps specifically American capitalism–around the globe and its destructive effects on other cultures. Nowadays we could consider it a cautionary tale about the negative effects of globalization.

    Huey, Dewey and Louie suggest that Donald return to the outside world to fetch enough bottle caps to satisfy everyone in Tralla La. Scrooge embraces the idea but overreaches, deciding that Donald will send back a billion bottle caps. By doing so, Scrooge thinks “This place will be perfect again!” But he has committed that American fault of meddling in a culture without fully thinking through the consequences. You could also say that Scrooge is committing an act of hubris, and that any effort to make a society “perfect” is doomed to fail.

    The Tralla Lallians give up working, waiting for riches–in the form of the promised bottle caps–to “rain” down from the heavens. Keep in mind that Scrooge, in other stories, works hard to maintain and increase his wealth. But the promise of easily achieved riches warps the values of the Tralla Lallians, turning them indolent. Their idyllic society has become decadent.

    A plane drops a million bottle caps into Tralla La, and the Tralla Lallians are initially overjoyed. But then they discover that now that there are so many bottle caps, they have become worthless. Barks has here cleverly satirized inflation, perhaps thinking of the incredible inflation in Europe during the 1930s in which, for example, Germany’s currency became virtually worthless.

    But, without thinking it through carefully, Scrooge had ordered a billion bottle caps dropped into Tralla La by planes (and clearly Tralla La is now no longer isolated from then outside world), damaging the crops and threatening to block a whirlpool, flooding the valley. Yes, this story has become a cautionary tale about environmental damage, as well. The unceasing rain of bottle caps seems like a parody of manna from heaven, or a variation on the army of animate brooms from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice in Disney’s Fantasia (1940).

    Whereas pages earlier a Tralla Lallian asserted that his people prized “friendship” above all things, now the Tralla Lallians turn into an angry “mob” hunting Scrooge and his relatives. Before the story is finished, one Tralla Lallian will demand that Scrooge be thrown into the whirlpool. In other words, this Tralla Lallian has demanded Scrooge’s death. The earthly paradise of Tralla La thus completes its transformation into an earthly hell.

    In the end Huey, Dewey and Louie come up with a solution for the problem that their elders, Scrooge and Donald, created. But it is only a partial solution. They find a way to save themselves, Scrooge and Donald, from punishment–and perhaps death–at the hands of the Tralla Lallians, and safely escape from Tralla La. Huey, Dewey and Louie also find the means to save Tralla La from the ultimate “calamity” if the flooding of the valley.

    As in this anthology’s Donald Duck stories, Barks thus provides us with what is technically a happy ending. What he calls the “scare” of his experience in Tralla La has caused Scrooge to re-embrace his life as the world’s wealthiest duck. But when Huey, Dewey and Louie ask to be paid their miniscule wages (thirty cents an hour), Scrooge begins shaking with nerves again. You could say that this reaction is simply a manifestation of his usual miserly personality, unwilling to part with even tiny sums. But it also indicates that Scrooge’s quest in this story–to find peace of mind–has proven futile. This is a truly ironic ending: rather than finding resolution, Scrooge is caught in a loop. As he himself says in the story’s closing line, “Here I go again!”

    The ultimate theme of this story is a surprising one for a story aimed at children, but a valuable one for them to learn. The adults who read or watch Lost Horizon dream of utopia; they want to believe that the perfect human community is possible, and that human beings can aspire to perfection. But Carl Barks tells their children this is wrong. The fable of “Tralla La” tells us that human nature is fallible and cannot be improved, and that vices like greed are inescapable in society. Utopias cannot exist. Through his fantasy of talking ducks and a faraway hidden valley, Carl Barks shows his readership what reality is like.

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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  • TV Or Not TV: 3/29 – 4/4

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    I’m sort of amazed that just this time last week I was pondering if it was really possible that FOX wouldn’t renew 24 we’ve already received word that FOX has decided it won’t. Now the clock that ticks during each remaining episode is also counting down to the shows end (even though I know that the clock runs up, but let’s not deconstruct the metaphor, ok?)

    The fact that 24 has lasted so long is quite an accomplishment. The concept of the show inherently has a limited shelf-life since there are only so many threats and crisis that can be thought up. The show has had to deal with assassination attempts (at least 2), nuclear threat (at least 3), electronic terrorism, bioterrorism (at least twice) and at least one attempted coup of the American government. The current season has had at least two of these scenarios and after that laundry list what could they do next season aside from a full out US invasion. I’m not sure any television show is ready to take us into RED DAWN territory (even though JERICHO did a pretty good job with it’s attacks based on government overthrow).

    24 also has been, many times over now, a parody of itself over the years.  During every season I’ve cheered, I’ve jeered, I’ve been transfixed and I’ve been mystified. During the end part of it’s sixth season (I think, as they all sort of mesh together for me) I remember thinking I couldn’t believe how they were giving JACK BAUER the RAMBO treatment by having him go in and kill an entire team of armed men as well as the terrorist at the heart of the current threat. It was a bit of a stretch but what can I expect from the season that was started off with JACK taking a major bite out of the person holding him captive (as one Internet writer so eloquently put it, “JACK BAUER is so bad ass he now EATS PEOPLE!”). When a show crosses your threshold for the suspension of disbelief all you can do is sit around and be dumbfounded by what unfolds. That’s the place I’ve been in for at least three seasons. Heck I haven’t even watched the show anywhere but on-line for the last two seasons.

    When it’s all said and done I’m glad 24 is actually winding down. I used to talk about how much I enjoyed the show and for the longest time now I’ve simply mocked it. No show should have to endure that. Fans will be happy to know that there is a long term plan for at least one theatrical 24 film, but I say let poor JACK rest.

    Last week I also mentioned the NBC show CHUCK. It’s future isn’t certain. Executive Producer JOSH SCHWARTZ sent out the following Tweet this last week:

    Does this mean that we just need to stay the course because the outcome will be OK for the shows future or was he simply talking about riding out the current story line? I admit that it could be taken either way after last week’s episode. CHUCK, with help from the recently discharged CASEY, passed his final exam and is now a full fledged spy. Although I love the show CHUCK I really haven’t bought completely into the entire concept of CHUCK wanting to be a super spy. The majority of last season involved CHUCK wanting to return to a normal life as he was pre-occupied about getting the INTERSECT out of his head. I suppose having a new INTERSECT put into his head, one that grants him physical abilities, could be the kind of thing that would make him want to finally pursue this life but it still just doesn’t add up in my own head. CHUCK knows that being a spy means occasionally having to kill people just because you have to and that’s not a philosophy that I think he’s ever actually been able to subscribe to. With all that in mind why would he want to be a spy?

    Unlike 24, however, even when CHUCK makes we question what is going on I’m still entertained by the show. I hope it gets another season. I still think that since it’s the only show from the 2007-2008 new show schedule that still exists NBC would be doing itself an injustice in turning it’s back on the show. Funny how I can justify this idea for CHUCK but not for HEROES, isn’t it?

    Now that we’ve covered more 24 and CHUCK than we really needed to let’s talk about what else is happening this week.

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I hear if you do a shot every time SHANNON DOHERTY cries on DANCING WITH THE STARS you’ll be pretty lit pretty quick.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: As I said above now CHUCK‘s a spyand he wants to win back SARAH. Can he do that by rescuing SHAW? Guess we’ll see.

    TNT – 10:00 PM: It’s the beginning of the end with for the HOLLY HUNTER helmed SAVING GRACE with tonight’s season premiere. I guess I should have been watching the previous three seasons.

    ABC FAMILY – 10:00 PM: It’s the season finale for GREEK as I’m hoping to see lots of spring break shenanigans from the KT‘s against the OMEGA CHI‘s (yes, I like GREEK).

    TUESDAY

    SYFY – 8:30 AM: Before tonight’s 10 PM return of V on ABC why not watch a few crappy episodes of the failed NBC show from 1985 before watching the original miniseries V and the follow-up V: THE FINAL BATTLE (and then ponder, much as I did, how they could ever have a show after something called THE FINAL BATTLE).

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on THE BIGGEST LOSER we get a second helping of the contestants previously voted off as they compete for a second chance. Tonight also has a special live portion where a 647 lb. man weighs in to show how much he’s lost just by being inspired by the show. I’m sure it’s going to put my 50 lb. loss over two years to shame.

    FOX – 8:00 PM:USHER steps in to mentor the 10 remaining finalists on how to sound good without any of the studio equipment and auto-tune technology that he’s able to use on this week’s AMERICAN IDOL.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Tonights’s episode of LOST features a glimpse into the flash-sidways life of JIN and SUN. It’s also titled THE PACKAGE. I just hope tonight someone doesn’t have to yell several times, “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Why don’t I remember IT’S THE EASTER BEAGLE, CHARLIE BROWN and why does this LINUS kid insist on worshipping false holiday idols?!?

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Can someone tell me why MINUTE TO WIN IT is on tonight? Just wonderin’.

    DSC – 9:00 PM: Having a description for MYTHBUSTERS that says “Two myths inspired by Hollywood” is like trying to sell a car only by describing “It runs good.” TELL ME WHAT IS GOING TO GET BLOWN UP/DESTROYED! It’s not hard guys, c’mon!

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Another conestant most of America doesn’t care about gets voted out of AMERICAN IDOL. Is TIM URBAN still the Vote for the Worst choice? If he lives past tonight the answer is yes.

    USA – 10:00 PM: Another of the USA NETWORK original’s returns tonight with the season premiere of IN PLAIN SIGHT. Can MARY catch the guy who shot her?

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight’s description of BONES mentions a partially skeletonized body is discovered. This is like stating that Knight Rider would have a car chase scene or Cheers would feature people in a bar. At least it’s a new episode, right?

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Hoping the two hours of THE OFFICE tonight are all new? April Fools!

    ABC – 8:00 PM: After several episodes we finally get a look at the location of the great crow fall in Somalia and someone finally asks that kid why she knows D.GIBBONS is a bad man on FLASHFORWARD. These questions have been hanging around so long I thought the show was changing it’s name to STUCKINPAUSE.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: WALTER finally has to fess up to PETER‘s um, lineage and we get a look at his mom in an all new episode of FRINGE that flashes back to 1985.

    FRIDAY

    THECW – 8:00 PM: When we were last in SMALLVILLE we saw a flying ZOD. Naturally we return to find CLARK and LOIS headed out of town to a B&B leaving TESS holding the ZOD filled bag.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: A comic book artist starts drawing encounters with ghosts before they happen on GHOST WHISPERER. Isn’t this a plot device that’s been used on every sci-fi show (as well as the power of an original HEROES character)? What’s next week, a computer becomes self-aware and… uh… starts whispering to ghosts too?

    SYFY – 10:00 PM: Did you watch the MERLIN all day marathon last week? If so you’re in great shape for the second season premiere. Too bad I forgot to watch.

    SATURDAY

    BET – 5:30 PM: Thank goodness, finally my chance to see JUWANNA MAN for the price of my cable subscription. I’m still paying too much.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Want to feel better about your life? How about three hours of people with substance abuse problems in ADDICTED?

    DSC – 8:00 PM: OK, how about two hours of THE SCIENCE OF SEX APPEAL followed by ANATOMY OF SEX?

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Want to know what it takes to have JESSICA ALBA come renovate your home? 13 kids and wild life infestation after a hurricane. Still worth it? Call EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION.

    DSC – 8:00 PM: Tonight LIFE brings us Birds and Creatures of the Deep.

    APL – 9:00 PM: Yes it’s over a year old and I already wrote about the RIVER MONSTERS search for the man eating catfish called the goonch. I just love saying goonch.

    Will Wilkins

  • Trailer Park: HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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    PARIS – DVD REVIEW

    paris_sleeve_2d_hA movie that speaks to the short story lover in me, what you have here is a great film starring Juliette Binoche and a multitude of other Parsian luminaries who act in a multiple narrative that delivers on being interesting, insightful and a passionate ride through the city of lovers.

    Director Cédric Klapisch should be applauded for making a movie that not only tells the tales of lives who tangentially intersect one another throughout the film but that makes Paris itself part of the movie. Often times it is just story that is able to carry a movie along but this movie makes the city its own character. Indeed, it is the environments we all live in that inform the actions of the people who live in it and Klapisch takes full advantage of this. From a story that deals with love that ought to go unrequited to a story that deals with the current socioeconomic climate, namely the inhabitants who haven’t lived in Paris all their lives or at least don’t look the part to Parisians that remind me of racist idiots who live here in the States, how funny that there are some things that we all seem to share across the globe, the movie moves around through all kinds of stories. Starring one of my favorite actresses to ever utter the word “oui”, Juliette Binoche, the movie is worth the time it will take you to get it queued up in your Netflix account.

    About the film:

    One of the Biggest Foreign Hits Of Last Year — Cedric Klapisch’s Award-Winning Love Letter to the City OF LIGHTS Featuring a Premier Cast Led by Juliette Binoche — Comes To Blu-ray/DVD Fresh Off Its U.S. Theatrical Run

    A seriously ill young man faces an uncertain future but learns that hope comes in the most unlikely forms in PARIS , the Cesar-nominated box-office hit from acclaimed director Cedric Klapisch. The sterling cast of PARIS includes Oscar-winner Juliette Binoche (The English Patient) as Elise, Romain Duris (The Beat That My Heart Skipped, Klapisch’s L’Auberge Espagnole) as Pierre, Fabrice Luchini (star of several Eric Rohmer classics), Albert Dupontel (Irreversible), Melanie Laurent (Inglourious Basterds), Francois Cluzet (Tell No One) and Karin Viard (Time Out).

    Klapisch follows up the worldwide successes L’Auberge Espagnole, Russian Dolls and When the Cat’s Away with his biggest, most sweeping movie yet. Pierre is a dancer with the famed Moulin Rouge in Paris , but his career has been put on indefinite hold: he has heart disease and is on the waiting list for a transplant. His sister, Elise, a social worker and single mother of three, moves into to Pierre ‘s apartment, ostensibly to help care for him. The depressed dancer, while slowly gaining a new appreciation for his struggling sister, spends his days on his balcony observing the dance of life unfolding in the street below and the apartments across the way ““ and learns that laughter and love hide within every balcony, apartment window, street corner and market stall.

    BRIEF INTERVIEWS WITH HIDEOUS MEN – DVD REVIEW

    briefinteviews_2d_hWatching this movie made me frightened when the truth was too much to bear and in love when the moment hit too close to reality.

    The directorial debut from John Krasinski is a curious one in that he takes David Foster Wallace, a man not known for his brevity, and takes a handful of short stories to make one cohesive whole about the tumultuous relationship that men have with women. Yes, it’s territory we’ve all been down before but this one is a little more snarky in a way, more like a version of In The Company of Men meshed with a When Harry Met Sally and smooshed together in a dramatic way. Yes, it sounds intriguing, and the end result is a classy compendium of compelling 1:1 interviews where actors like Will Forte, Will Arnett, Josh Charles and many others who just shine as they are allowed to just let their talent shine with your average dramatic story weaved in and out of these shorter narratives.

    The end result is a movie that is funny at times, makes you stop and think at other times, but you do have to admire John Krasinski’s work as a first time director. No one expects you to hit it out of the park on the first try but he does a serviceable job on this movie and, slack as it is in some parts, he manages to edit together wildly disparate stories around a central story and is able to make it work. While this isn’t the most illuminating movie about the things that men and women do to one another the story is nonetheless worthy of your time if only to see Forte’s performance as a man who really wants to express his love for the ladies. Funny stuff and thankfully Krasinski is able to capture the thing that actors do best: inhabit interesting roles.

    About the film:

    In His Directorial Debut, ‘The Office’ Star John Krasinski Creates a Hilarious Look at the Battle of the Sexes ““ and the Viewer Is the Winner in This Sundance Grand Jury Prize Nominee

    For his directorial debut, actor John Krasinski tackles nothing less than the work of a modern literary master ““ and comes through with flying colors. BRIEF INTERVIEWS WITH HIDEOUS MEN, based on the same-named short story collection by David Foster Wallace and featuring a star-filled cast, arrives on Blu-ray disc and DVD.

    Krasinski, the heartthrob star of TV’s “The Office” brings the late Wallace’s famous ““ and allegedly unfilmable — cascades of words to glorious life in a dark comedy about man’s inhumanity to “¦ women. Wallace, whose sweeping novel “Infinite Jest” ranks as one of the greatest novels of the late 20th century, presented his short stories as transcripts of interviews conducted by an unseen and unheard moderator. To help bring these engrossing tales to the screen, Krasinski cast Julianne Nicholson (“Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) as the interviewer, Sara Quinn, a young woman who has been dumped by her boyfriend with little explanation. Sara, a doctoral candidate in anthropology, decides to put her training in scientific examination to work by interviewing random men about why they have mistreated the women in their lives.

    The revealing results ““ the interviewees are played by, among others, Oscar winner Timothy Hutton, Bobby Cannavale (“Will & Grace,” “The Station Agent”), Christopher Meloni (“Law & Order: SVU”), Chris Messina (“Julie & Julia”), Will Arnett (“Arrested Development”), Frankie Faison (“The Wire”) and Krasinski himself ““ range from savagely funny to disturbing to poignant as the men confess their desires, failures, frustrations and resentments. In the process, Sara learns more about men, and herself, than she bargained for.

    THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY – SEASON 1 – DVD REVIEW

    realhousewivesnjs1dvd-nsRun, do not walk to your local DVD purveyor and buy yourself this season of The Real Housewives. You could not pick a better “reality show”, next to Jersey Shore, which captures the infantile goings on of women who have way too much time, and money, on their hands.

    A show that defies logical explanation, I popped this into the player not expecting anything more than just a fun diversion but, oh man, this show is like a cold tube of cookie dough.

    You just can’t stop at one episode.

    From yentas measuring their self-worth against the consumption habits of their other friends, from arguments with each other that I don’t think I would have with my worst enemy, to a set-ups that feel as false as the implants stuck in the chests of some of these women I was blown away at how much I detested this series. Yet, I could not look away and I dare you not to should you decide to dip your toe into the waters with these sharks. I am amazed at how much humanity some people don’t have and this series only renews my faith that I know I am still not at the bottom of that list.

    Explaining some of the episodes here would only prove to be useless as the outrageousness of this show. All I can do is say that if you were a fan of the hit MTV show that launched a craze for all things Jersey this is a show that proves that keeping your friends close and your enemies closer still won’t help you when these women have a meltdown. I realize I have never showcased a show like this in my column but if you watch this all the way through I give you an iron clad guarantee that You. Will. Not. Be. Disappointed.

    About the DVD:
    NEW YORK, NY ““ This April, Bravo heads to the Garden State to follow five of the “Jersey-est” Jersey Girls — Teresa, Jacqueline, Caroline, Dina and Danielle — as they live lavish lifestyles and deal with all the drama that money can buy in the DVD debut of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY : SEASON ONE. This fourth installment of Bravo’s headline-making franchise premiered in May 2009 and quickly became the highest-rated REAL HOUSEWIVES series ever, averaging 2.5 million viewers per episode. And now, before the second season of table-flipping drama begins, consumers can bring the Jersey Girls home with an extras-laden, collectible 3-disc set, available for $29.95srp.

    In THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY — for the first time in the history of the series — the ladies are more than just friends, as the cast includes two sisters (Caroline and Dina Manzo), who are married to two brothers, and one sister-in-law (Jacqueline Laurita), bringing a whole new level of familial drama to the table. Raising the emotional stakes and making things even a bit more volatile is Danielle Staub, the most controversial cast member with an ugly secret that ultimately tests alliances and friendships. And, while family remains a priority for each of these women, their shopping, decorating, dating and even fighting are all over-the-top in an explosive, bling-filled season you’ll not soon forget.

    From their wild weekend in Atlantic City to the infamous “Last Supper” finale, THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: SEASON ONE includes every episode from the debut season. Also featured are both “Watch What Happens” reunion episodes, “The Lost Footage” the “Director’s Cut” of the season finale, and an interactive quiz.

    HOT TUB TIME MACHINE – REVIEW

    httmposterThere is obviously no way the movie could live up to the advertising fire hose that has been turned on the unsuspecting public that has been drenched with television spots and trailers for a movie about a pack of schlubs (John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clarke Duke) who are transported from our time back to 1986.

    What ought to be a concept that nowhere near comes close to being a satisfying film actually turns out to be a breezy comedy that tries to offend on all levels while being broad enough with its humor that it feels like the script was endlessly combed for ways to insert one-liners and visual gags. The former comes mostly in the form of Corddry’s character who has a mouth that is fueled by aggro and sexual intolerance while the latter is shared by everyone in the movie. From a bit that has a three way going south, to a porter who is on the verge of losing an appendage all throughout the film to a moment in a bathroom that should, at the very least, make any descent person squirm a little the funny is just relentless as it is hurled at you.

    One of the issues, however, for a movie that deals with men who are trying to feel their way out of a life that seems beset with failure ever since this one magical moment back in the 80’s is that feels so hurried. Writer Josh Heald is credited for the story but co-writers Sean Anders and John Morris (both of Sex Drive fame) have their fingerprint on a movie that just rockets past with virtually no rest from the moment they leave this time and go back in it. It’s not an egregious act of something so unforgivable, this is after all a movie about a time traveling jacuzzi, but we never get to know these characters beyond the small moments we’re given about what they were doing around the time when their lives supposedly started taking their downward trajectory. For the most part these are all very likable people, with the obvious exception of Corddry who just tries too hard to be offensive and his jokes reflect that, and the situations they’re put in play with the space/time continuum in a manner that not only asks you to suspend disbelief, it wholesale demands you just go along of the illogical ride.

    There are clever nods to 80’s pop culture that overtly and covertly make its way across the screen. From cameo’s from The Karate Kid’s William Zabka who surprises with his ability to be funny without cracking wise, Crispin Glover who absolutely was one of the most amusing characters in this film, and even Lizzy Caplan turns in a performance that adds some romantic weight to a movie that threatens to be too light and airy to be a movie worth recommending. It is Caplan’s short relationship with Cusack’s Adam who has no last name. In fact it’s been a while since none of the characters in a film are given last names but the fact that there aren’t any speaks to the idea that in a movie like this there shouldn’t be any, honestly.

    The characters barely warrant first names but that’s kind of the point of the film. You’re not really allowed to linger too long to get to know who these people are, to get attached to them in any meaningful way, but to get attached would mean less time to throw jokes at the screen. Dare I say it, the movie is better off for this efficiency. No, not all the jokes work here and the dialogue at times tries too hard to be funny but there is something to laugh at when you wonder when Glover’s arm is going to come off or when a bet goes very bad and it’s time to pay up. There is something to smile about but it’s just not the laugh riot that the marketing makes it out to be. One of the higher compliments I think any film like this can be given is that, no, not all the funny moments are in the trailer. We have seen a proliferation of movies that really only have two-minutes worth of jokes in their arsenal but Hot Tub Time Machine at least provides some more entertainment which hasn’t been given away already. Faint praise, I realize, but it is praise.

    Chevy Chase is really the only enigma of this movie. His role is clearly defined, that much I know, but he manages to zap any comedy happening before he appears on the screen. Either he wasn’t given much to do or this role was simply perfunctory in the way it was designed because he’s useless to anything pertaining to the comedy of this movie.

    Hot Tub Time Machine may not be worth a full admission but it certainly is worth half of that during a matinee or, better yet, when it comes out as a rental because what you see here isn’t exactly groundbreaking or necessitating your immediate attention. It does deserve the support, however, when its price reflects precisely what it’s worth.

  • Comics in Context #238: Popeye vs. Wimpy

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    # 238 (VOL. 2 #10): POPEYE VS. WIMPY

    cic-wimpy-01In his newspaper strip Thimble Theatre, which starred his creation Popeye, E.C. Segar realized that the comedy would work better if his own trickster, J. Wellington Wimpy, had formidable opponents to overcome. As I mentioned weeks ago, one of my problems with Hanna-Barbera’s Top Cat as a trickster is that his schemes often seem too transparent, and his targets too gullible, to be convincing.

    Lately I have been exploring the Sunday strips in Fantagraphics Books’ Popeye Volume 3 collection, most of which center on Wimpy and his continuing efforts to mooch hamburgers from his friends and neighbors.

    Typically Wimpy uses his trademark lines in mooching food, like “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today,” or inviting someone to a duck dinner, adding “you bring the ducks.” Moreover, Wimpy repeatedly goes after the same targets–Popeye, Rough-House, George W. Geezil–who are to different degrees exasperated with his mooching, and determined to resist it. But Wimpy nevertheless succeeds in eating every day. Segar indicates that Wimpy actually has an inexhaustible bag of tricks.

    In the Sunday March 19, 1933 strip cafe owner Rough-House convinces Popeye that “you’re wasting your time trying to reform Wimpy.” As they complain about Wimpy, in comes a stranger with glasses and a thick black mustache, as well as a familiar build and outfit, who orders a porterhouse steak. He agrees with Popeye and Rough-House about Wimpy (“”˜Tis a pity they did not drown him when a pup.”). Rough-House is delighted with his new customer and boasts, “Here’s one guy he [Wimpy] can’t work.” Popeye likewise overreaches, becoming egotistical: “It’s the bad eggs which makes us real folks shine.” But when the new customer says he forgot his wallet and will pay Rough-House Tuesday, Popeye and Rough-House finally see through Wimpy’s disguise, and Popeye has to restrain Rough-House, who seems to be in a berserker rage, from severing Wimpy’s head with a cleaver!

    But on the following Sunday, March 26, 1933, Rough-House’s customers are laughing at how Wimpy fooled Rough-House and Popeye with his disguise. Rough-House says if Wimpy tries that stunt again, “I’ll half-murder him.” The angered Popeye, who says he hates “gettin’ hoomiliated,” says he’ll help Rough-House. In comes a man with glasses, a long white beard, and a build and outfit like Wimpy’s, and Popeye and Rough-House grab him. Again losing control of his temper, Rough-House even tries to use the cleaver on him. Then in walks Wimpy, who asks, simply, “My friend, why are you pulling the old man’s whiskers?” To his credit, Popeye erupts into laughter and says, “Aw, forget it, Rough-House. Ain’t ya got no sense o’hoomer?” But today Rough-House doesn’t, and he grimaces in fury. Wimpy meanwhile maintains his usual deadpan calm. Wimpy’s control of his emotions and usual calm contrast favorably with Rough-House’s inability to keep his cool and murderous but infantile rages. It is a point in Popeye’s favor that his resentment of Wimpy and self-centered sense of humiliation are outweighed by his appreciation of the humorous side of life. He simply can’t stay angry at Wimpy.

    So in the Sunday, April 2, 1933 strip Popeye takes his revenge on Wimpy in a humorous way, giving Wimpy a fake hamburger made of rubber. Popeye, Rough-House, and other cafe customers burst into laughter. But Wimpy remains dignified and serious throughout. When Popeye gives him the “burger,” Wimpy says, “I am very. very hungry. You have saved my life.” Surely Wimpy wasn’t literally on the point of death, but he has just reminded Popeye and us that he does need to eat to live. Oddly, Wimpy does not notice that he is eating rubber, not meat: “Again, I have lived. . .again, I have tasted of heaven.” It’s not just that Wimpy needs to eat hamburgers to survive; he is a kind of connoisseur of hamburgers, who likens them to “tasting” of “heaven.” It’s as if his idea of hamburgers–his idealization of them–is more important than the reality. Rough-House, Geezil, and the other customers are disgusted that the prank failed and that Wimpy “didn’t even know the difference” between a real burger and the fake. “Where’s the joke?” asks one customer, and he has a point. The strip ends with Wimpy profusely praising Popeye, telling him that out of millions of people, “you are the only one who buys for me hamburgers,” and that is true. Popeye looks angry and uncomfortable, and perhaps feels guilty over playing this misfired prank on someone who actually does regard him as his only friend.

    This Sunday strip also suggests that Wimpy has a certain degree of obliviousness to the bad side of life. As I’ve noted before, Wimpy is very much an optimist, living in hope, and seemingly it does not occur to him that Popeye, whom he considers a friend, would play a prank on him. It is tradition that a trickster is himself capable of being tricked. But Wimpy’s obliviousness serves him as a shield. Even when he is fed the rubber burger, he seemingly doesn’t realize he has been tricked.

    Arguably, Rough-House is a much bigger problem than Wimpy. The April 9, 1933 Sunday strip opens with a close-up of Rough-House, his teeth bared, perspiring, growling in rage as if he were a wild animal. Popeye’s concern over Rough-House (“he’s almost crazy”) again shifts his sympathies against Wimpy. Rough-House really needs psychiatric help at this point, but Popeye lets himself be persuaded by Wimpy’s foremost nemesis, George W. Geezil, that “What he [Wimpy] needs should be chasing from town.” And so, amazingly, Popeye leas a mob, with Rough-House and Geezil in front, that literally chases Wimpy out of town. Significantly, Wimpy cannot believe that this is happening to him: “They must think I’m somebody else!” One of the mob gloats, “We scared him plenty.” But Wimpy, with his usual deadpan dignity, simply follows them back to town, unobserved until they get back to Rough-House’s cafe and he orders a burger. He’s like a loyal dog that returns to its master even after being mistreated. This is Wimpy’s way of not giving up: he simply refuses to acknowledge defeat, or even that people dislike him.

    By the following Sunday, April 16, 1933, Rough-House has suffered a nervous breakdown. So obsessed is he with Wimpy, that Rough-House furiously repeats Wimpy’s catchphrases. Popeye and others visit the hospital and bring Rough-House flowers. “When a man gets sick,” Rough-House observes, “he soon learns who his real friends are.” But then Wimpy comes in, offering a wild flower, “with all good wishes.” Rough-House faints, and, perhaps shockingly, Popeye and Rough-House’s other visitors beat Wimpy up off-panel. Wimpy, needing to recuperate, commands Rough-House to “move over” but then becomes is concerned for his antagonist (“Why, the poor man has fainted.”) and lies next to him in bed, comforting him. It is very revealing that Wimpy cares more about Rough-House’s state than his own pain. Perhaps this is partly another side of his characteristic obliviousness to misfortune: he is ignoring his own pain. But Wimpy is genuinely concerned for Rough-House. This can’t be an attempt to con Rough-House, because Rough-House is unconscious. It seems that Wimpy regards even Rough-House as a friend, or at least as a potential friend, and is consciously or unconsciously ignoring the fact that Rough-House hates him. There’s a sort of innocence to Wimpy, as if he can’t believe that the victims of his mooching resent him.

    The following Sunday strip, April 23, 1933, addresses the question of just how unconscious Wimpy is of opposition towards him. Still in the hospital and still seething, Rough-House complains that Wimpy “ain’t got sense enough to know that he’s the cause of my nervous breakdown.” So Popeye confronts Wimpy, who is bringing another flower to the man Wimpy calls “my old friend Rough-House.” Popeye threatens to hit Wimpy if he doesn’t stop, and then turns his back on Wimpy, not expecting what happens next. Neither, probably, do the readers. Wimpy hits Popeye from behind with a boulder, actually knocking the superhuman sailor down. Then, though Wimpy retains his calm, deadpan look, he points his finger, as if instructing Popeye, and speaks words that are lettered larger and darker than usual, suggesting that he is speaking with more emphasis, and more loudly, than usual. “And now, my friend,” Wimpy states, “I am going to the hospital.” Wimpy is clearly aware that Popeye is opposing him, and has proved he will take violent measures to get his way. Wimpy is insistent on carrying out his mission of charity. It’s also important that Wimpy, though speaking emphatically, remains civil in what he tells Popeye, and even calls him “my friend.” I believe that Wimpy is indicating that although he had to employ violence, he would prefer that he and Popeye stay at peace, and that he even continues to regard Popeye as a friend. Indeed, Wimpy even seems to be trying to will Popeye to remain his friend, despite their dispute. It doesn’t work, and Popeye beats Wimpy, on panel, so badly that Wimpy is hospitalized. But Wimpy nonetheless triumphs; he is put in the bed next to Rough-House’s and offers the flower to Rough-House, who growls in frustrated anger. Again, Wimpy simply does not give up. He will treat Popeye and Rough-House as his friends despite their resentment of him–and despite the fact that he continually mooches from them. Wimpy doesn’t have contempt for the people he tricks into feeding him, but seems to like them–at least Popeye and Rough-House. It’s a little like the way that Bugs Bunny kisses Elmer Fudd: Bugs is another trickster who is fond of the person he tricks. But arguably Bugs is also mocking Elmer with the kiss; Wimpy, in contrast, seems sincere in bringing Rough-House flowers.

    Popeye seems the embodiment of the virtue of charity when he gives away his money to the needy. But even though Wimpy usually takes rather than gives, he is arguably even more purely a figure of charity since Wimpy will treat an adversary like Rough-House with such kindness.

    It seems shocking that the April 30, 1933 strip opens with Popeye, Geezil and others planning to beat up Wimpy so badly as to hospitalize him “for a week.” Rough-House, out of the hospital, urges them on. Wimpy may not be so oblivious to enmity that he comes unprepared. Popeye and the others are charmed by hearing beautiful violin music. When Wimpy walks in, playing the violin, Geezil erupts in rage. But Popeye prefers the music to his own resentment of Wimpy, and beats up Rough-House and the others to keep them from laying a finger on Wimpy. Not only does Wimpy seemingly lack the rages that overcome Popeye, Rough-House, Geezil and the others, but Wimpy is even capable of creating beauty through music.

    In responding to beautiful music, Popeye shows what separates him from other cafe regulars, even though Popeye can be just as violent as they. As Olive Oyl observes in the April 30, 1933 strip, “If music affects you, it shows you have fine sensibilities.”

    In a previous strip Popeye said Rough-House, who so quickly flies into rages at Wimpy, was “too sensitive.” Popeye may be too sensitive in his own way. In the April 30 strip Wimpy is able to change Popeye’s moods and behavior by playing different kinds of music. When Wimpy plays love music, Popeye kisses Olive repeatedly, saying “I kin not help it”; when Wimpy plays dance music, Popeye “got to do that dance.” It’s as if Popeye has become Wimpy’s puppet. But when Wimpy plays “Song of War,” Popeye starts growling, hits Olive, and chases Wimpy to the edge of a cliff. Wimpy turns and saves himself by playing “Hearts and Flowers,” which makes Popeye weep, and then a lullaby to put him to sleep.

    This could be seen as a metaphor for Wimpy’s trickster ability to manipulate other people. But it also demonstrates Wimpy’s command of his own emotions. Rough-House has anger management problems so severe that they risk his sanity. Geezil goes into angry tirades against Wimpy if he merely thinks of him. Popeye proves so susceptible to his emotions that he cannot resist the effects music has on them. But Wimpy remains calm and deadpan, even as he plays the music that affects Popeye so strongly. Again, I’m reminded of Chuck Jones’ cartoons like Rabbit Fire, in which Bugs Bunny, maintaining his cool and calm, easily manipulates not only the violent but stupid Elmer Fudd but also the angry, egotistical Daffy Duck, who so quickly falls prey to his own emotions.

    In the May 14, 1933 strip Segar has Popeye revert to his previous appreciation of Wimpy as a comedic figure. Rough-House has taken a business partner, Mr. Soppy, and goes on vacation, leaving him in charge of the cafe. In fact, this time Popeye even helped Wimpy out by telling Mr. Soppy that Wimpy was “Prince Wellington of Nazilia.” Wimpy was surprised when Mr. Soppy addressed him as “Prince,” but took full advantage of it, conning Mr. Soppy out of a free meal, while Popeye and other customers go into gales of laughter. Popeye is now siding with Wimpy so much that he aids in Wimpy’s con without even being asked! But, as we shall see, Popeye seems more interested in staging comedic situations than in helping Wimpy.

    Wimpy is not only a trickster but a variation on another traditional comedy archetype, the glutton. In the May 21, 1933 strip Wimpy has proved so easily able to con meals out of Mr. Soppy that Wimpy has grown too fat to be able to walk unassisted, so Popeye equips him with a wheelbarrow for supporting his enormous tummy!

    In the May 28, 1933 strip Rough-House returns from vacation, and Popeye encourages him in thinking that the cafe has a prince as a new customer: again, Popeye seems interested in setting up situations for comedy and watching what results, and he laughs in expectation. His face buried in a menu, Wimpy overreaches by not taking a look at who is serving at the counter. When Wimpy finally sees that it’s the angry Rough-House, Wimpy’s eyes widen in surprise and perhaps disbelief. As Rough-House readies to punch him, Wimpy realizes this time he’s caught and puts his hands together in prayer: “Now I lay me down to sleep.” Wimpy tries to talk his way out of the fix, denying his identity, but taken by surprise and flustered, the trickster fails this time, and Rough-House beats him up off-panel, as Popeye seems amused.

    Segar has already shown us that there are limits to Wimpy’s usual psychological and emotional balance. In the June 4, 1933 Sunday strip Rough-House needs to drum up more customers, and Popeye suggests hiring a scientist to devise a formula to increase someone’s appetite so much “a man’ll steal the spinach off’n his own kid’s plate.” Just from that description Popeye and Rough-House should have noticed they were overreaching. Not knowing what it is, Popeye drinks the formula, which pushes Wimpy’s constant hunger beyond his ability to manage it. Wimpy becomes a more frenetic version of himself, shouting, “I’m starving!” With no hamburger available, Wimpy eats fish out of a fish bowl; when Wimpy is on the brink of devouring a cat, Rough-House gives up and gives him food instead. This soothes Wimpy’s inner demons, though eating gets in the way of his ability to talk, as Segar suggests by dropping letters from his dialogue. Wimpy invites Rough-House to a duck dinner, adding, “You ing e ucks,” which looks suspiciously like Wimpy getting something past the censors.

    In the June 11, 1933 strip a man named Rex Bicker arrives to try to get Popeye to fight the boxer he manages, Bullo Oxheart. Spotting a new target, Wimpy introduces himself to Bicker and proceeds to deluge him with a nonstop flood of words. Significantly, one of Wimpy’s tactics is to keep getting Bicker’s name wrong, until finally, Bicker is so dazed and confused by Wimpy’s verbal assault that he forgets his own name, and calls himself “Mr. Jones.” Popeye and Rough-House recognize that Wimpy is setting Bicker up to mooch a hamburger off him and burst into laughter when Wimpy delivers the coup de grace (“Come have a hamburger WITH ME on you.”). Since this time they’re not Wimpy’s targets, Popeye and, surprisingly, Rough-House can laugh at Wimpy’s con artistry, betraying a certain appreciation of his trickster abilities.

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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  • Wonderful World of Talkies: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON Review

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    Howdy Inter-webbers. I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig dragons.

    Something about the mythical beasts always did it for me. Call it a combination of aesthetics – Disney “Villains” meet traditional folklore monsters with a twist of Tolkein thrown into the pot. However, besides the awesome PETE’S DRAGON, the decent DRAGONHEART, and the awful REIGN OF FIRE, there haven’t really been any dragon movies of note (I saw DRAGON WARS. I’m not counting it on purpose… because I saw it). One reason for this may be simply due to technological constraints – because there’s certainly no lack of dragon fiction to adapt to the screen. How does one pull off a convincing dragon on screen? There seem to be two routes to this destination – The classic practical/rubber suit dragon and the more modern incarnation: The animated dragon. Like most things that adapt with time, filmmaking is quick to embrace new “enhancements” to the overall moviemaking experience, most recently evident in the utter saturation of 3-D films being made. Some good, some bad – but none with dragons. Until now…

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    It makes me happy to report that the newest cg-animated film from DREAMWORKS (home of my favorite CGI cartoon to date, KUNG FU PANDA), HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON – based on the novel by Cressida Crowell – is pretty damn good.

    The film takes place in the village of Berk, which plays home to a tribe of dragon-slaying Vikings. The vikings of Berk, led by Gerard Butler’s Stoick (speaking in a mix between his Leonidus and the pirate voice he rocked in THE BLACK FREIGHTER) lead a daily struggle against the countless hordes of dragons that, without fail, arrive every night to steal the village’s food supplies. Due to this constant threat, all life in Berk revolves around the extermination of said pests. In this society, social standing is based on dragon-slaying ability. At the bottom of this spectrum is our hero, Hiccup (voiced by America’s new favorite funnyman, Jay Baruchel), son to Stoick and the least likely dragon-slayer you’ve ever seen. Hiccup is a walking catastrophe, leaving a trail of destruction and disappointed vikings in his clumsy wake. The only job in Berk safe enough for Hiccup’s “touch” is apprenticing Cobber (played by TV late show host Craig Ferguson), the village’s “Dragon-Master”. Hiccup is content to mostly stay out of the spotlight and pass his time by dreaming up a life together with the object of his affection – the tough as nails, no-nonsense Astrid (voiced by Ugly Betty herself, America Ferrara). Unfortunately for Hiccup, trouble seems to find him – particularly when he manages to secretly wound a young member of a fabled and never-before-seen species of dragon who quickly takes a liking to the young viking. What is at first a terrifying situation for Hiccup soon turns into a new friendship with a dragon he calls Toothless.

    After his most recent series of “screwups”, Hiccup’s father decides it’s time for the boy to finally put up or shut up – Hiccup would be trained as a Dragon Slayer, along with Astrid and the village’s other able teenagers (Jonah Hill, Mc’Lovin, Kristen Wigg and T.J. Miller). Of course, by this point in the film Hiccup has already established a deep bond with Toothless and the last thing he want’s to do is kill any dragons. And yet, he needs to impress the girl he loves and earn the respect of the father who never gave it. Quite a dilemma for a viking named Hiccup, who quickly learns some tricks from his time spent with Toothless and, more than that, has learnt that maybe the vikings had been wrong about dragons after all. Perhaps a bigger threat lies just beyond the veil.

    I’m not a fan of spoiling films I would recommend to people, so I’ll leave the plot at that. Honestly though, it’s not the most innovative story ever, so I’m sure an astute enough viewer knows exactly where this film will go from minute one. That’s not to say it’s not an extremely enjoyable or a very good film, because it’s both those things. Maybe a bit more of the former then the latter. Without further ado, let’s jump to what worked for me about the flick.

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    THE GOOD

    VISUALS/ANIMATION: There’s no getting around it… this movie looks pretty damn spectacular. I saw the film in Real3D, so I can only speak to that experience, but I can’t imagine a standard viewing diminishing the overall quality that much. From the opening credits to the closing credits, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is a visual feast in the truest sense – a sometimes overwhelming but always captivating buffet for the senses (I can’t believe I just wrote that, either). Berk, in its design, is now one of my favorite CGI sets that I’ve seen on film. Quaint and charming while at the same time real and gritty – like much of the rest of the film’s style – Berk seems to skirt the line between whimsical and semi-realistic (bordering on photo-realistic when it comes to minute details). The character design is top notch and the scenes that take place at night are some of the better lit I’ve seen. The film’s real strength, however (as it should be), is the dragons. The awesome, awesome, awesome dragons. Now, I’m not positive, but the animators/character designers must’ve done exhaustive research into reptiles and lizards, because each species of dragon reminds me exactly of a corresponding real species. There’s a crocodile dragon, a snake dragon, a frog dragon, and our second lead, Toothless, who I swear is the animated personification of an Axolotl (water newt). For this reason, the dragons, while fantastic, are also living, breathing creatures that act and react on screen as living creatures would. There is a definite biology to these beasts, and the filmmakers spared no detail in differentiating them and making them as compelling to watch as they wind up being.

    So, the dragons may look great, but how do they move? And therein lies my favorite part of the film and the reason I can’t wait to revisit it on Blu-Ray (hopefully 3D Blu-Ray) – The flight scenes in this movie are ethereal and beautiful while at the same time scary and tense. It’s a mix of emotions one would imagine would be elicited in actual flight. And, if it’s to be believed, the flight scenes never seem to “CGI-y” – rather, they are visually stuck in a world between animation and practical physical limitations – i.e., this stuff looks as real as flying dragons with vikings on their back can get. For my money, I’d say the flight sequences in HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON give the ones in AVATAR a run for their money. Repeat viewings will be needed to see which I prefer in the long run. Again, while not groundbreaking, the animation certainly takes the current technology to new heights (Get it? Flying joke. I’ll stop now).

    THE VOICE WORK: Led by the extremely capable Jay Burchel, this film continues the recent trend of casting recognizable actors in EVERY speaking role imaginable, which sometimes can lead to a snooze-filled star fest (SHARK TALES) – Or, on the positive side, a pool of talented performers who bring their varied skills to the table. Baruchel gets the brunt of the work here as Hiccup (and Toothless) and owns the vast majority of screentime, but it’s actually the supporting roles that really stood out to me. Gerard Butler is perfect as the brave and yet parentally unsure Stoick and Ferguson is spot on and his usual charming self as Berk’s disfigured dragon expert. America Ferrara is fine in her role, but nothing more. Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Kristen Wiig, and T.J Miller are perfect as the youngest vikings in the village, and bring a real sense of fun to their performances. That being said, there is one performance in the film that I must commend individually, and that belongs to Mr. Jonah Hill. Look, i dig Hill as much as the next guy, but if you told me he’d be my favorite part of ANY movie, I’d say you were crazy. I am the crazy one, apparently. I went the entire length of the film trying to match the character to an actor but was left unsuccessful – and what’s crazy is it’s pretty much Hill’s speaking voice. It’s just that it is SO perfect for the character he is portraying that one can’t help but get lost in the performance. Not the biggest role or the most important, but in my opinion, the most memorable. If only for the fact that Jonah Hill, one of comedy’s most recognizable voices, pulled a fast one on me.

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    THE NOT SO GOOD

    It’s a testament to a good film that my complaints aren’t even complaints, really, but rather missed opportunities. This being the year of AVATAR, I, like many others, have come to accept that sometimes story is not the most important part of a filmgoing experience. I don’t think I’m the only one who would say the plot of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is fairly formulaic and predictable, if not straight up archetypal. There’s no real surprises, no emotional left hooks – rather, it’s a cute little story about a dude and his dragon. Harmless. And if the animation wasn’t so incredibly strong, the story would hurt the film more then it does now. Likewise for the humor in the film – and that’s not to say it’s not a funny movie. It’s not trying to be the next KUNG FU PANDA, and I don’t blame the filmmakers for that, but the jokes are kind of far between in some sections of the film, -leaving the viewer waiting for the next awe-inspiring visual to keep them going. It’s not like the movie has a lot of jokes that fail, it’s just that the movie doesn’t have all that many jokes to begin with. Yes, there are definitely some chuckles spread throughout and even one or two laugh out loud moments, but overall it is not the laugh riot that it could’ve been. But honestly, it didn’t need to be. I will flat out say it – the visuals alone are worth the price of admission. For any kid who ever dreamed of riding a dragon, I’d even dare to say the film is a must-see (or at the very least a must-rent). So it’s not the overall package, but the great in it certainly outweighs the average.

    In summing up, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is a visual must-see, but otherwise just an average, harmless kids movie. Which leads me to a final note. Though the film not surprisingly ends on an up note, there is a MAJOR down note that plays before it – one that I personally felt the film didn’t really need (and that if I was still a kid, would’ve possibly bummed me out for days). So who’s to say it’s even a kids movie. I’d like to think of this film as a love letter to any kid who grew up reading about dragons or drawing their own…. Any kid who ever owned a salamander and wished for more… Or for anyone who wants to see the ever-expanding capabilities of CGI animation. PIXAR owns story, but after this one, I think I’d say that Dreamworks is the top dog (or Dragon) when it comes to visual impressiveness.

    Sadly, I have to hop on my own winged beast and ride out of this piece until next time. Stay tuned for exciting installments of this very column covering such varied topics as movies… and movies (with some comedy shows/other events thrown in for good measure, as well). So until then, never fear, dry those tears, and wait fondly until the day in which I take your hand and lead us on a stroll through…

    “The Wonderful World of Talkies’.”
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  • TV or Not TV: ¡Ab Aeterno es Muy Bueno!

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    Welcome to another Wednesday where I sit down and presume that you even care what I think about last night’s episode of LOST, titled AB AETERNO. Even if you don’t yesterday’s Tweet from Damon Lindelof let’s me know that someone out there cares.

    I’m sure that this episode is the kind that will divide the LOST fan community in half. The ep was a virtual stand-alone that had very little connection to the current events on the Island. This thing was 95% backstory for the mysterious and non-aging RICHARD ALPERT. We were able to see where he came from, how he came to be on the Island, and why this guy never gets any older. I’m sure there are going to be plenty of people out there that are venting today how this is the last season and they just don’t care about the life of some second stringer and instead want to see some real action go down on the Island. Hopefully next week will really deliver for these people (if they are in fact out there). I’m not one of these people. I really enjoyed this episode.

    I admit that AB AETERNO was a welcome change of pace for me. There was no flash sideways in the episode to distract me. There wasn’t a lot of back-and-forth action between different groups and trying to keep track of what is going on between them. Once the writers got us from JACOB to CANDIDATES to RICHARD they sent us into a view of his life and they did not break from it at all until near the end of the episode. They dropped us into a romantic tradgedy that, at the end, held the potential for redemption.

    I really enjoyed being able to see more of the range of NESTOR CARBONELL in this episode. I am one of those people that actually watched and enjoyed SUDDENLY SUSAN during it’s brief run on NBC and for me NESTOR was one of the highlights. His performance of BAT MANUEL on the short lived live action version of THE TICK for FOX was a pleasant surprise as well. These two instances, however, were the most memorable performances that I’ve caught of MR. CARBONELL so seeing him truly act in AB AETERNO was incredible. During this episode he had to deliver desperation, loss, pain, suffering, confusion and even a little bit of a man on the brink of insanity. One of the best moments of the episode for me was his near psychotic giggle that he gives when asked by Ilana, “What do we do now?” CARBONELL did a great job of stepping off of the side lines and taking a strong lead in this episode.

    Even though we did not see a lot of action in the “present” on the Island we did get an explanation of what might be the real reason why people eventually find the Island and why exactly JACOB has been shopping around for his replacement.

    During a conversation between RICHARD and JACOB the latter explains, with the aid of a wine bottle, the reason why he is there. The bottle contains pure evil, the kind that will dangerously spread if not kept in check. The Island that we’ve all been in wonder of for the past five years is the cork that keeps the evil in the bottle. JACOB’s role is to protect the Island to make sure the cork stays in place and keeps evil in the bottle. This, of course, makes me wonder if the writers of the show came up with this final idea about what’s going on while hitting the sauce pretty hard one night in quiet desperation in the writer’s room knowing they had to wrap this show up.

    All kidding aside that wine bottle description is great in that we finally understand why JACOB is there, why the SMOKE MONSTER is there, and what the struggle is. Makes perfect sense. JACOB also tells us that he keeps drawing people to the Island because the SMOKE MONSTER believes that people are easy to corrupt because it is in our nature to sin and JACOB wants to prove him wrong. We also already know from the first few opening minutes of last season’s finale episode THE INCIDENT that SMOKE MONSTER really wants to kill JACOB. Exactly where does bringing people to the Island so ol’ SMOKEY JOE can try to turn them into JACOB killing machines fit in to the whole “keep the cork in the bottle by protecting the Island” equation? Seems like playing a risky game just to prove a point. I’ve tried doing this kind of thing during arguments with my wife but it always ends with the fight going longer than I wanted and every time I start to do it I know it won’t be worth the effort. Maybe JACOB should have tried arguing with my wife to see how much his effort to prove his point wouldn’t be worth it.

    I really shouldn’t have brought up that opening of THE INCIDENT because it, coupled with the final moments of AB AETERNO, just makes me confused in the world of continuity. In the beginning of THE INCIDENT we find JACOB and the MAN IN BLACK/SMOKEY JOE watching a boat on the horizon. The statue is still intact and SMOKEY JOE asks JACOB, “Do you know how badly I want to kill you?” This tells us that this conversation had to have happened prior to the BLACK ROCK showing up since the ship rode a gigantic wave into the island that made it smash the statue to bits before bending the laws of phsyics and coming to rest well inland (that was one big wave). After everything in AB AETERNO we find JACOB coming up to the MAN IN BLACK and stating to him, “So you tried to kill me.” Either JACOB has a very bad memory or he some how was arrogant enough to think that there was no way that SMOKEY JOE could actually harm him with the people that he brings to the Island. I don’t know which, but that bit kind of bothered me.

    I think a lot of us assumed that the boat they were watching in THE INCIDENT was the BLACK ROCK. Since she ran aground during a big storm during the night it would seem they were just watching some other boat. Then again they may have been seeing her as she passed the Island and the storm could have later forced her crew to turn around to head for the safety of dry land. I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

    It was nice to also see some things come in to play that we’ve seen already this season. The knife given to RICHARD by SMOKEY JOE was the same one given to SAYID to kill SMOKEY JOE. We now know why the term, “It’s nice to see you out of those chains” was the trigger for how RICHARD knew who our Island LOCKE really was. Seeing where the white rock that LOCKE throws into the ocean in THE SUBSTITUTE (if it was the same one) was both amusing and made me raise questions on whether the cave was really JACOB’S cave or SMOKEY JOE’s (since if it was the same rock it was given to SMOKEY by JACOB).

    We also learned that ILANA’s true mission, in coming to the ISLAND was to protect the six remaining candidates. I have no idea why protecting the candidates included bringing the dead body of LOCKE to the statue to show JACOB. I would think that her time would have been better spent looking for the candidates. I guess JACOB must have told her to drop by the statue and say hello to let him know she was there and she thought the dead body might be a nice gift to bring. We also learn that she knows the names of the remaining six candidates so unles FRANK is actually a candidate she must like his company or needed someone to help lug around her housewarming gift for JACOB.

    One last item that I haven’t really discussed is the whole CANDIDATE business. For some reason I never really wondered who the remaining candidates were. I realized last night, however, that they are trying to get us to wonder who they are since they really went out of their way to specifically say that there are six remaining candidates. Some candidates are already given since KATE, SAWYER (as FORD), JACK, SAYID and HURLEY have already been identified. That only leaves one of the two KWON’s (JIN or SUN)? I’m sorry I ever thought about this since most of the other failed candidates are failed because of the inconvenience of death. I really hope there might be an exception in this case since without it there would be a very unhappy ending for the KWON’s. (Man, I’m really sorry I bothered to stop and think about this.)

    So, in conclusion, we may have learned the following with AB AETERNO:

    • RICHARD ALPERT has been on the Island since 1867.
    • JACOB protects the Island because it is the only thing that is keeping a pure kind of evil trapped from infecting the entire world.
    • THE SMOKE MONSTER/MAN IN BLACK is what JACOB believes is that pure kind of evil.
    • JACOB keeps bringing people to the Island to try to prove his point that all of man isn’t completely corruptable with sin (and doesn’t mind that the people he brings keep dying).
    • JACOB made ALPERT his spokeperson because he didn’t want to directly influence the people that he brings to the Island.
    • THE BLACK ROCK is what broke the big statue on the Island while coming ashore.
    • HURLEY once again seems to be fighting on the side of good by convincing RICHARD to not join the evil LOCKE/SMOKE MONSTER.
    • The knife that SAYID tried to kill evil LOCKE with was the same knife that the MAN IN BLACK gave to RICHARD to kill JACOB.
    • The white rock that evil LOCKE threw into the ocean may have been the one that JACOB gave to RICHARD to give to the MAN IN BLACK.
    • JACOB sent ILANA to the Island to protect the remaining six candidates and she doesn’t like to show up without a gift.

    From the preview for next week’s episode, THE PACKAGE, it would seem that evil LOCKE is either going to drop in on the JACK camp to try to lure SUN away with promises of taking her to her husband. Based on his past tactics this can’t really be his real intention. THE PACKAGE also marks our start of the ‘back nine’ as there are only 9 hours of LOST ever. If my predictions are correct than from this point out it is just going to be a roller-coaster ride until the finale. I really hope I’m right.

    Will Wilkins is a little less LOST than he was last week.

  • TV Or Not TV: 3/22 – 3/28

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    Welcome to another week of TV or Not TV and this week I’m all about the Bubble.

    I don’t know if you have come across this term yet in the real world but there are such things in network television that have been termed “Bubble” shows. A Bubble show is a show that has ratings that aren’t stellar but don’t flat out justify cancellation. Until we finally learn what the networks ultimately decide on the fate of the show it is on the surface of the Bubble waiting to see if it continues to float safely or see if the Bubble bursts and it’s all over.

    I have to admit that before the advent of the Internet I was always just resigned to the fate of a show since there was little I could do about it (OK, there was one campaign outside of NBC in Burbank to try to stop the cancellation of QUANTAM LEAP, but we don’t discuss that in my household and simply right it off and the frivolity of my youth). The Internet, however, makes information so readily available that people are not only informed rapidly about how their shows are performing they are able to mobilize and put together campaigns that, in the micro-verse of the Internet, sometimes makes network executives take notice. One Bubble show from last season, DOLLHOUSE, could have been easily considered headed to the scrap heap by the ratings but fandom made executives consider giving it a new lease on life through fan community action and re-action to possible cancellation.

    Another show that, after its second season, seems tortured by life on the Bubble is one of my personal favorites: CHUCK. Last season the show had some of its best story telling, strongest episodes, and amazing guest stars but didn’t have strong numbers. Fans took to the Internet and came out in droves to show support for the show by doing something an audience hadn’t really done before in supporting an advertiser of the show. The week when fear of cancellation hit the masses a Subway Meatball sandwich was featured prominently in a way that could only be taken as product placement. Fans went out in force and bought five dollar foot longs like they were going out of fashion, dropping suggestion cards stating they were there because of the spot on CHUCK and continued to do so every Monday for the rest of the season. Their actions got CHUCK a third season 13 episode commitment that expanded into a 19 episode order before the season wrapped.

    Once again, however, CHUCK is on the bubble and you can tell as such from the simple Tweet from show co-creator JOSS SCHWARTZ:

    This isn’t the kind of Tweet you want to read when the show you like is going up against the season premiere of DANCING WITH THE STARS. Yes the shows don’t really share the same demographic but since STARS has one of the more interesting casts in a long time I can’t even guess what might happen. Tonight’s episode of CHUCK is really important after its rating drop last week. It will prove that the fluke was a drop due to Daylight Saving Time, which if you look at the prior Monday was an overall drop of slightly more than 10% of people watching television in the prized 18 to 49 demographic could be a real possibility. Tonight it needs an audience for sure.

    I also think we can’t really know what NBC has got going on after their 10 PM Leno debacle. You’d think the fourth ranked network might want to try to at least hold on to a show that actually does have some kind of audience. I’m sure this is the only reason that HEROES might get another season (yup, HEROES is easily on the Bubble as well after yet another horribly written and ratings performing year). Good luck CHUCK, I’m pulling for you.

    So here, in my opinion, are the shows that are on the Bubble for the networks. I’m not going into completely doomed shows like THE DEEP END or TRAUMA. If the show is listed here I think right now, in the face of other shows getting early renewals (MODERN FAMILY, COUGAR TOWN, COMMUNITY, BONES and oh so many more) these shows could be back next year or could have their floor pop out from underneath them and plunge them into the obscurity of cancellation.

    FOX – HUMAN TARGET, LIE TO ME and due to recent speculation the longest day of the year 24. I have nothing vested in any of these shows so good luck and fair thee well.

    CBS – NUMB3RS, NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE, ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, GARY UNMARRIED and MEDIUM. I’d really like to see MEDIUM get to stick around since it is another of my favorites however I’m not holding out hope even though it too has had a great season of shows on its new network.

    ABC – FLASHFORWARD and V. V still has yet to return and FLASHFORWARD didn’t fare very well ratings-wise in its return mid-season premiere. Some people think that CASTLE might be on the bubble but, when you look at what it does for a 10 PM show I think that it does pretty well for ABC. Its ratings are strong and consistent.

    NBC – Currently CHUCK, PARENTHOOD and HEROES. The former and the latter at least have some audience; PARENTHOOD is so young it is really hard to tell. Give me the first two and I’ll be happy.

    So there’s my take on the shows that might or might not survive. Now let’s look at what we know we can at least watch for the next seven days, shall we?

    MONDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: OK, I’ve NEVER had an interest in DANCING WITH THE STARS but this season I’d almost consider watching it if I weren’t such a die hard fan of….

    NBC – 8:00 PM: CHUCK has his “final exam” to be a spy tonight and one of the things he has to do to pass is to slay the ratings. Can a few of you Nielsen homes help out with this?

    CBS – 8:00 PM: So TED’s date some how ruins LILY‘s birthday party on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Did he bring BLAH BLAH back out of crazy town for the date?

    ABC – 10:00 PM: The first half of the first two-parter CASTLE in the show’s history happens tonight when a serial killer is performing murderous dedications to BECKETT and special guest DANA DELANY heads up the investigation. This one had me at two-parter.

    SHO – 10:00 PM: The pain pill addicted mess that is NURSE JACKIE returns to SHOWTIME tonight, followed by the UNITED STATES OF TARA.

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: BIGGEST LOSER COUPLES goes straight for the heart strings by sending all the contestants back home for a week. Get your tissue ready and wait until you see the stationary bike competition.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The only reason why I’m even mentioning AMERICAN IDOL is not to make a snarky comment about the mediocre contestants this season has to offer. I mention it because as long as the show is two hours it’s screwing up my ability to DVR LOST tonight so I’m going to have to watch on the web to find out….

    ABC – 9:00 PM: The back-story of ageless and natural eye-linered RICHARD ALPERT is revealed on tonight’s episode of LOST. Don’t taunt me with mail, Tweets or anything else. I’ll be watching it on Wednesday. Hmph.

    CNBC – 10:00 PM: The creepy documentary HOW MUCH IS YOUR BODY WORTH? takes a look at the profitability of body parts on the black market.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Remember how last week ABC used the post-LOST spot to beg its viewers to watch FLASHFORWARD? They’re doing it again this week with V: THE ARRIVAL in the hopes of getting them to tune in for the return next week.

    WEDNESDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: Were you mad that SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLIANS was bumped because of the NCAA FINALS? Well this week you get your island fix a day sooner and with a double elimination! This could prove interesting since we’re going to see a showdown between RUSSELL and BOSTON ROB.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: GLORIA and CAM bond during a night out on MODERN FAMILY? Oh this I’ve got to see.

    THE CW – 9:00 PM: At first when I read that there was a new show called FLY GIRLS I thought maybe they were doing a dance off casting competition for IN LIVING COLOR 2010. To my surprise instead it’s a staged reality show with Virgin America flight attendants who live together in Los Angeles when they aren’t fending off invitations from mile-high wannabes. Not to my surprise the show just stalls mid-air.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Last week I didn’t even waste my time watching the AMERICAN IDOL results show. Amazingly enough I still found out who got the boot. Go fig.

    ABC – 9:30 PM: CHERYL CROW starts her small guest-starring sting as a wine rep that’s after GRAYSON on COUGAR TOWN. I hope this fairs better for her than ALANIS MORISSETTE‘S guest stint on WEEDS.

    THURSDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: A December episode of BONES followed by a February episode of FRINGE just goes to show that FOX has no interest in going head-to-head with the NCAA.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Struggling freshman FLASHFORWARD has nothing at all to lose in going head-to-head with the NCAA. I’ll admit last week’s premiere had a very painful first hour to watch but the second hour was all kinds of goodness that reminded me why I actually liked the show.

    NBC – 9:30 PM: 30 ROCK has LIZ‘s ex FLOYD dropping back in from Cleveland with big news (which could simply be that he’s escaped Cleveland).

    FRIDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: MATHEW BRODERICK enlists historians to try to unlock a 150 year old mystery on WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? while an entire generation tries to unlock the mystery of who MATHEW BRODERICK is. I feel old.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: If you missed the “sneak peak” of JAMIE OLIVER’S FOOD REVOLUTION last Sunday you can watch it before the next episode airs right after at 9. I love his message but I need to sit down more to see how he’s getting it out there.

    THE CW – 9:00 PM: Instead of SMALLVILLE we get repeats from Wednesday of FLY GIRLS and HIGH SOCIETY. ZOD is able to fly; we need the show back STAT!

    SCYFY – 9:00 PM: I can’t believe the first season of CAPRICA is already coming to a close. This is almost as unfair as no SMALLVILLE until April.

    SATURDAY

    DISC – 11:00 AM: I love marathons and today you can curl up with oh so many hours of DEADLIEST CATCH.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: If you didn’t see the first airing of V than you can catch the first two episodes back-to-back tonight. Only four aired way back in 2009 so you can get caught up real easy like.

    NICK – 8:00 PM: Children get their annual slime fest with the KID’S CHOICE AWARDS 2010, hosted by KEVIN JAMES. When did PAUL BLART get so popular with the kids? I’m out of touch.

    A&E – 8:00 PM: If you missed the 2008 re-imagining of THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN you can catch both parts tonight. A bit of advice though, the STRAIN comes from being strong enough to sit through it. I’m just sayin’.

    SPIKE – 10:00 PM: I’ve never seen the ROB ZOMBIE directed remake of HALLOWEEN. If I watch it for free can’t complain about the price of admission, right?

    SUNDAY

    SYFY – 10:00 AM: Remember when NBC tried to air import MERLIN during the summer? Well you can watch 13 hours of it today if you didn’t last year.

    DISC – 1:00 PM: I just wish I could get away with sitting and watching five hours of MYTHBUSTERS and three hours of LIFE. I might as well since I always blow off this column’s deadline anyway.

    A&E – 5:00 PM: If you missed the premiere last week of KIRSTIE ALLEY’S BIG LIFE you can watch both episodes now, sit down for a marathon of GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS and then catch the new episodes at 10…. or you could watch your lawn grow until the sun sets and go to bed. Either way you’ll probably accomplish about the same.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: The entire Alphabet network is in repeats tonight. Is there something big on and I missed it?

    NGC – 9:00 PM: The new series BREAKOUT looks at some of the more high-profile jail breaks in recent history, both from the perspective of escapees and the law men that track them down. I hope I never have to view this as a “how to” and “what not to do” reference later in life.

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  • Trailer Park: Erin Cummings and Steven DeKnight

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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    THE FOURTH KIND – DVD GIVEAWAY

    thefourthkindr1artpic1This week I have another contest for you readers out there. This week it’s all about Milla Jovovich.

    Starring in The Fourth Kind, the movie is all about exploring alien abductions and government conspiracies. If you’re in the mood for a film that you can pop in the DVD player, pop some corn, and enjoy the lo-fi adventures of a woman who starts to unravel strange occurrences in a small Alaskan town.

    If you can cobble together your name and address, manage to send it to me at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com, and give me one reason why an alien wouldn’t want to abduct you as a representative sample, I will enter you in a contest to win one of these.

    The film’s synopsis:

    In 1972, a scale of measurement was established for alien encounters. When a UFO is sighted, it is called an encounter of the first kind. When evidence is collected, it is known as an encounter of the second kind. When contact is made with extraterrestrials, it is the third kind. The next level, abduction, is the fourth kind. This encounter has been the most difficult to document…until now.

    Structured unlike any film before it, The Fourth Kind is a provocative thriller set in modern-day Nome, Alaska, where – mysteriously since the 1960s – a disproportionate number of the population has been reported missing every year. Despite multiple FBI investigations of the region, the truth has never been discovered.

    Here in this remote region, psychologist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) began videotaping sessions with traumatized patients and unwittingly discovered some of the most disturbing evidence of alien abduction ever documented.

    Using never-before-seen archival footage that is integrated into the film, The Fourth Kind exposes the terrified revelations of multiple witnesses. Their accounts of being visited by alien figures all share disturbingly identical details, the validity of which is investigated throughout the film.

    Erin Cummings and Steven DeKnight  – INTERVIEW

    So, when you go to Comic-Con, as you’re there trying to score interviews, you sometimes have to sit on things.

    Last year I did a rather lengthy interview with Zachary Levi of Chuck that I had to sit on for months because we didn’t know when the show was coming back on the air. When I talked to Michael Jai White and Scott Sanders of Black Dynamite, I had to wait for that one to catch a little fire before releasing that one as well. So, when I was literally pulled into a hallway to be shown the trailer for Spartacus: Blood and Sand, now playing on the Starz channel, and had a chance to talk to the always affable actress Erin Cummings who I talked to exactly 12 months before that for her film Bitch Slap and showrunner/writer/director/producer/ender of anyone not in awe of his body art Steven DeKnight I was game to get an interview that would sleep away for months while the show generated some steam.

    Cribbing a little bit from 300‘s style but being wholly original in crafting a series that is not your usual sword and sandals production Spartacus separates itself from other shows in that you get blood but you also get a little drama, some heartfelt emotion. The series is just past the half-way point for the first season but it was a pleasure to talk to someone like Steven, a man who has had his fingers in Angel, Dollhouse, Smallville, ahem Viva Laughlin, ahem, and even has written some episodes for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The man is impressive simply by the successes he’s had on the production and written side of the business while Erin Cummings, who played a tempestuous little tart in Bitch Slap, simply exudes the kind of intelligence, thoughtfulness, and sense of humor you wish more starlets would possess.

    SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND is now playing on Starz. Catch a new episode tonight, March 19th.

    poster-spartacusveciCHRISTOPHER STIPP:  Explain to me how you balance being both a show runner and executive producer”¦

    STEVEN DEKNIGHT: Usually show runner is executive producer.  It’s on the writing side if you create the show and are spearheading the show you are executive producer/show runner.  As opposed to executive producer on the production side.  A show runner is a weird term because I run the show with Rob Tapert. He oversees the production in New Zealand.  So we work together.  I do all the script stuff and he oversees production.

    CS:  How did you come on board to do this?  How did this fall into your lap?

    DEKNIGHT: I was working on Dollhouse with Joss Whedon and I was approached by my agent saying, “There’s an interesting thing”¦There’s some talk about it having to do with gladiators”¦Sam Raimi and Rob Tapert are producing”Â  I didn’t even know it was Spartacus.  It was going to be on the Starz network and, up until that point, Starz just recently came onto my radar with Crash and a couple of comedies so I said, “I’ll take a meeting.”Â  So, we had a meeting and we all liked each other.  I loved the idea of the project but I wasn’t available because I was directing Dollhouse.  So halfway directing Dollhouse I got another call that they couldn’t find anybody else they really want and when are you available?  Well, I said I finish directing in two weeks.  So literally I finished directing Dollhouse and two weeks later I was working on Spartacus.

    CS:  It seems like one of those things like, they say it’s really not who you know but”¦

    erinERIN CUMMINGS: I love that you brought that up actually because if ever nepotism was going to work in the favor of anybody, it would have been me because Steven DeKnight, the show runner, had directed me in Dollhouse.  Rick Jacobson, the director of the pilot, had directed me in Bitch Slap.  Lucy Lawless, who’s staring in the series, had a cameo in my film Bitch Slap.  Michael Hurst who has directed episodes, as well, was fourth lead in Bitch Slap.  Rob Tapert, the executive producer of Spartacus was really good friends with the executive producer of Bitch Slap”¦If there’s ever nepotism would work in the favor of anyone, it would have been me but in reality it wasn’t like that.  It wasn’t like, “Oh yeah, just cast her and get it done.”

    It was a process in what ended up happening was when they were narrowing their choices down for Spartacus, Steven called me and said, “Hey, we’re looking at this guy for Spartacus and want to see his passionate side ““ we want to see his vulnerable side and how he interacts with women”¦”Â  They knew who they were going to cast.  It was a no brainer.  So they just wanted to see what he would be like with a woman.  So they brought me in as a reader.  So, I did that and they said, “OK we have you on tape, when we start casting for Sura, we will bring you in.”Â  But, once they cast Spartacus they cut off all US casting and looked for Sura in New Zealand and Australia.  So they were not even going to consider me.  Had it not been that I went in and read with Andy that day, I would never have been cast.  Everybody just kept saying, “What about Erin”¦What about Erin?”Â  There was some question as to whether Erin could do the fight scenes but because Rick had worked with me on Bitch Slap and had seen me do fight scenes, he said I could.  It was a killer process for several months from the time we talked about the role and getting cast.  Literally when I was cast they said, “OK, we are offering you the role but we want you to move to New Zealand in three days.”Â  Yes, I knew all the people but they also knew how professional I am on set because they worked with me.  They not only liked me as a person, they knew that I could handle whatever they threw at me.

    In a way, it’s who you know but it’s more who knows what about you.

    CS:  Why New Zealand?  Why not Toronto?

    DEKNIGHT: New Zealand for several reasons.  Massive tax breaks financially.  We were able to slash the budget by 30% and because it was Sam Raimi, Rob Tapert, and Josh Donen.  They had a machine built in New Zealand because of movies they do, like 30 Days of Night, they had all the people down there ready to go.  So they were able to build this streamlined cost effective machine in New Zealand.  When I told people we were going to be filming in New Zealand, they go “Oh, landscape and New Zealand that’s going to be great” sarcastically but I said, “We never go outside.”Â  We are inside a massive tin shack that was built for other reasons in an industrial park and that’s where we shoot.  Everything is green screen.

    CS:  Everything you shoot is green screen? How about the coliseum?

    DEKNIGHT: Yes, that coliseum ““ all that’s real there is the dirt.  Everything else is green screen and digitally created.  So I really do have interior set stuff and that is all real but if there is ever a windmill or you see the sky outside.  That’s all digital.

    CS:  Did you know how many episodes you could reasonably film? How does it work for a cable channel?

    deknight2DEKNIGHT: The great thing about working with Starz is that they asked for 13.  They didn’t ask for a pilot, they said go straight to 13″¦and that was season one.  So with the Spartacus legend it’s also great because historically we have touchstones we can figure out and we’ve always figured a 5 to 6 year plan to tell a story.  Because it’s based on history, we know where we’re headed.

    CS:  Did you ever work with blocking scenes where guys are flailing around swords in front of a green screen?

    DEKNIGHT: Not extensively but we have a great stunt team down there Allan Poppleton is phenomenal and the team is doing amazing things.

    CS:  And what was the challenge trying to balance the thrilling fights with the human aspect”¦

    DEKNIGHT: The heart of the series really is the human drama.  Spartacus, for example, has a sense of living for the love of his wife.  He’s captured, along with his wife, and she drifted away from him and the only thing he wants to do is get her back.  And everything he does basically is geared toward that love.

    CS:  (to Erin) Do you have moments with him or, because you’re separated, do you never come together?

    CUMMINGS: In episode one, Spartacus and Sura are together and then as you saw in the trailer and every time you see her it’s in a flashback or flash forward, visions in his head, memories or ideas of what their reunion will be like.  It’s the way Steven has created his story that my character gets to live through him.  Everything I do I work with Andy Whitfield, the man playing Spartacus, and he’s wonderful ““ an exceptional actor and beautiful person and has a heart of gold and makes everyday coming to work so easy and a pleasure to be around.  So, because I only work with Andy that means I don’t work with anyone else.  I’m a little deprived about working with everybody else.  I am friends with them all off set but never have the opportunity on set.

    CS:  So you are in his dreams and memories.  Does he think of you like some warrior princess?

    CUMMINGS: The reality is that they are under constant threat of attack so when Spartacus goes off to fight, Sura stays at home.  Just like what women are going through right now as there are a lot of women who have husbands that have gone off to Iraq, fending for themselves.  If they have a break-in, who’s going to protect their home?  It’s not going to be the husband who is off fighting a war, it’s going to be them.  Who’s going to protect the children?  It’s the woman that’s sitting at home and that’s what we encountered in the first episode is that Sura is in a situation of fight or flight.  Because she’s the wife of Spartacus, we only can assume that this is a woman who is not afraid of anything.  This is a woman married to the man who eventually is going to start a revolution.  So in a case of fight or flight this is a woman who is going to fight and you better believe it.

    Later on, when we revisit another fight scene, where in Spartacus’s mind he thinks about what his wife will be like when she fights.  He’s only imagining her as a champion.  Spartacus imagines what Sura would be like.  She’s the love of his life and she’s going to be a badass and he’s going to think about her as even more of a badass.

    CS:  As a show runner, coming up with the way the story is going to move, how you plot it out, how has it been working with the network? Are they more meddling than a Fox, NBC?

    DEKNIGHT: Creatively, Starz has been fantastic.  They basically said, “We love the idea, we love the arena you are working on,” no pun intended, and, “start doing it.  I have been working for years now and because Starz is the studio and the network producing it and airing it, I’ve never had so few notes.  They are very hands off, basically.  I may have a note here or a note there and they are usually pretty damn good, honestly.  So it’s been so refreshing.  That and because we don’t have a standards and practices to deal with because we’re cable that’s been great.  Starz on many occasions said, “We want you to push it and we’ll tell you when you’ve crossed the line.”Â  And so far we haven’t.  They keep saying push it further, further.  It’s refreshing to be with a studio network that allows that kind of creative freedom.

    CS:  You have all this freedom and wide expanse of what you can do.   Possibilities are endless, it seems.  Has it become overwhelming for you?

    deknight1DEKNIGHT: For me, honestly, no because it all comes back to character.  It’s all trying to stay true to what the characters would express, say and do.  Have we gone down blind alleys?  For a day or two in a room breaking stories, sure, we’ve gone down some blind alleys but it always pulls back to that doesn’t make any sense or I don’t think that character would do that, or it just doesn’t feel right for the show.  We’ve never gone down a really bad path.  It’s been pretty smooth sailing I have to say.  I’m a little surprised at how smooth it’s been.

    CS:  What do you hope people see in Spartacus?

    DEKNIGHT: The great thing about television is we have this long form.  We can delve into characters so much deeper than we can a movie.  Rob Tapert and I loved Gladiator, loved the original Spartacus, we are approaching it from a fanboy perspective, because we are fanboys.  This is something that speaks to the guy in us.  As a fourteen year-old kid I would have loved to have seen this on television.  I wouldn’t have been allowed to but I would have loved to have seen it.  So, basically, what I think we are offering and what we can delve into is the complexity of character that you just don’t have the real estate to do in movies.

    For example, Spartacus, the Stanly Krubick movie which I think is a brilliant movie, Spartacus is a golden human being the first time you see him.  In our series, Spartacus is a very flawed person.  He goes down the wrong path a couple different times and he doesn’t start out wanting to make a statement against slavery and save everybody, all he wants to do is get his wife back.  He ends up making one friend but as far as anyone else is concerned he will kill you if you get in his way.  And he slowly evolves into the man everyone knows as Spartacus, which seems to be keeping with history because in historical text ““ once they start out they start robbing and pillaging people.  It wasn’t about freeing anybody but snowballed into that eventually.

    CS:  Almost like a Superman story”¦.there is something about showing the flaws of heroes and having them come back triumphant which makes for a better story.  It’s part of what makes the original Superman story is that he is too perfect.  Batman, who veers into that murky lane, has a much more interesting as a not spotless hero.

    DEKNIGHT: Exactly.  And what we focus on in Spartacus early in the story is it’s more about revenge.  It’s not about any sort of idealized society.  He’s just pissed off.  Andy Whitfield can play all those levels.  He’s an iconic actor.  As soon as you see him, he is just Spartacus.

    CS:  What about you Erin?  You have been playing a lot of roles where you are having to play the heavy”¦

    ArcLight CinemasCUMMINGS: I see a trend in the roles I’ve been playing.  They seem to be all bad ass bitches and not going to take any shit.  They are strong and I love that.  I love this character.  It’s my favorite character to play.  It’s important as a woman to recognize that part of being strong is being able to be soft.  One of my challenges as an actor is maybe revealing a little too much.  It’s difficult for me to relinquish control to be soft and vulnerable and let someone take charge.  What I loved about the role of Sura is that she’s an independent woman.  Her decisions she makes benefit her husband first and her second and I think there is something very strong about that.  There’s this sense of wanting to do what’s best for my family and there is nothing servant about that in anyway.  He respects her opinion and asks her opinion.  Whether he agrees or not he wants to know.

    Being the woman behind the man is not only exciting and interesting for me but a bit raw and empowering.  She’s a woman who doesn’t have to try and be the man.  Sometimes I say, “My god Erin, can you just be a woman for once?”Â  So, it’s nice to play this character.  And then I take notes from my character and say, “Oh, that’s how I should be acting”¦.like my character.”

    CS:  My final question is about the effects.  How has that been, doing what you really want to do but with green screens, computer effects, that has to eat up a lot of budget.

    DEKNIGHT: Effects equals money.  Effects are expensive.  There is no two ways to slice it.  A chuck of our budget is effects.  It’s effects you might not even think about.  If two people are standing and talking, and they are outside, in our show it is expensive because we have to put in a sky and it’s an expensive process.  It’s this weird thing because you look at the scene and think it shouldn’t be that expensive but every single shot in that scene is expensive because it’s not the same effect.  It adds up really really quickly.  And yeah, we have to plan our effects because otherwise we run out of money very quickly or go over budget in that episode and if we go over budget for one episode we have to save it in another episode.  So it’s basically robbing Peter to pay Paul at the end of the day.  But the big thing about this show is the effects, it’s the drama and the effects together.  So we have to budget when we go to the arena.  The arena is very expensive so we don’t go to the arena every episode and, when we do, we try to make it count.

    And we also wanted the fights to be operatic so we use, not actually CGI blood when they are chopping people up, we do this really cool thing where we film a separate blood element.  It’s actually blood packs that we shoot at high speed and burst open at various different ways and shoot that again on green screen and take the actual blood element and layer it in to the show.  So it’s not CGI blood, it’s like old style effects blood just used in a different way so we can control it and put it in where we want it and speed it up or slow it down.  Rob and I always say there’s a huge debt to Zach Snyder because he opened up how to use visual effects in a new way and we would be lying if we said we weren’t influenced by that.  It’s like when James Cameron started using CGI in the Abyss or in Terminator II.  It’s an exciting tool and I’m excited to bring that to television which we don’t think has been fully explored yet.

  • Comics in Context #237: Donald the Dad

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    #237 (Vol. 2 #9): DONALD THE DAD

    cic-donald-01This week I return to the book with which I launched this revival of “Comics in Context,” The Toon Treasury of Classic Children’s Comics, edited by Art Spiegelman and Francoise Mouly. As you might expect, many of the stories inside, like John Stanley’s Little Lulu tales, have children as their central characters and reflect their perspectives. Sheldon Mayer’s Sugar and Spike stories in this anthology go so far as to postulate that infants have their own language that adults cannot comprehend.

    But look at this book’s stories by the contributor who may be the greatest creator of “children’s comics”: Carl Barks, longtime writer and artist of Donald Duck comic book tales and creator of Donald’s Uncle Scrooge. In Barks’ three stories in this collection, children appear in the persons of Donald’s nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie, but they are supporting characters. In two of the stories the nephews prove to be wiser than Donald and Scrooge, but in the third, surprisingly, they first appear wailing in tears like babies. Although these three stories were aimed at an audience of children, their real concerns are the foibles and misadventures of the adult characters, Donald and Scrooge. (As usual, when I do a detailed analysis of comics stories, I issue a spoiler alert. I will deal with the Uncle Scrooge story in a future column.)

    The first Barks story in this anthology is “Hypno-Gun” from Walt Disney’s Comics and Stories #145, and first published in 1952. Donald sees his nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie aiming a strange gun at each other, each time claiming to hypnotize one of them into thinking he is a dog or a cat. Angered, Donald takes the gun away from them, declaring that hypnotizing people is dangerous. “You might do it to somebody with a gullible mind sometime, and that person would never recover!” Refusing to listen to the nephews’ protests, Donald stalks off. One of the nephews laments, “He’ll never believe that we were only pretending.” The gun is merely a toy, and the kids were playing, exercising their imaginations.

    Now consider the logic of Donald, who seems to be claiming to be an authority on the dangers of gullibility. If you saw kids pretending to hypnotize each other with a weird-looking gun, you’d assume they were just playing. Why would you assume, as Donald does, that their hypnosis gun was real–or that there even is such a thing as a hypnosis gun? But it seems that Donald doesn’t look beyond surface appearances. Since the nephews claimed this was a hypnosis gun, Donald simply accepts what they say, without questioning it, or stopping to consider how absurd it is.

    Since this story was originally published in the early 1950s, I wonder if Barks had a specific satirical purpose in mind. This was the period when comic books came under attack, even by a congressional committee, for allegedly corrupting the impressionable minds of children. As you can read in the recent book The Ten Cent Plague, the comics industry was in dire trouble then, and hundreds of people lost their jobs in comic books, never to return to the business. Similar arguments have been made that other media influence children in negative ways: movies, television, rock music, rap music, video games. This sort of controversy continues right into the present, with the recent accusations that James Cameron’s Avatar encourages young viewers to smoke because Sigourney Weaver’s character in the film smokes. (Really, however hot we Baby Boomers may still consider Ms. Weaver, are impressionable teenagers really going to start smoking because a woman pushing sixty when she made the film smokes on screen?) Some of these accusers would like to see “R” ratings put on any movie in which a character smokes. (What, even Casablanca and A Night at the Opera?)

    Seeing his nephews using their supposed hypnosis gun, Donald never stops to consider that, as they say, they are only “pretending.” The kids are playing; they wouldn’t actually hypnotize a victim into thinking he was a dog. Similarly, just because a kid reads about a murderer in EC’s Tales from the Crypt comic book doesn’t mean he will become a murderer himself, Huey, Dewey and Louie are using their imaginations for play. They can tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Donald obviously can’t. Moreover, he is so lacking in imagination (in his conscious mind, as we shall see) that it doesn’t occur to him that what seems to be a hypnosis gun is only a harmless toy. Barks may be arguing in this story that it is the adults who claim that children are corrupted by such things as toys who have the actual problems in distinguishing between fantasy and reality.

    Indeed, as Donald prepares to throw the supposedly dangerous hypnosis gun off a bridge, he thinks that the gun might also affect impressionable adults. And then Barks introduces two of his recurring themes: temptation and greed. Donald gets the idea of using the gun to hypnotize his wealthy Uncle Scrooge.

    It now looks as if Donald was warning his nephews against causing harm with the hypnosis gun because he subconsciously realized that’s what he’d do with the gun. Donald’s greed makes him a hypocrite: he won’t let the nephews misuse the gun, but he has no qualms about using the gun himself to rob a rich relative! And again, Donald demonstrates his own lack of imagination and the limits of his own intelligence. Since when would Scrooge McDuck, who was clever enough to amass the world’s greatest fortune, be impressionable enough to fall under the spell of a hypnosis gun–if such a thing even existed?

    One of the indications of Barks’ skill as a storyteller comes when Donald barges into Scrooge’s office. Although neither Donald nor Scrooge nor the narrator mentions it, Scrooge has a black eye and bandages on his head. But why? Patience, readers: this will be explained in due course. But note that Barks is not dealing in entirely linear storytelling here, and trusts that his young readers won’t be confused. (Barks has considerably more faith in kids’ imaginations than Donald has.)

    Donald aims the gun at Scrooge and declares he has hypnotized him. Scrooge just looks at Donald quietly, while Barks lets us look into Scrooge’s mind with thought balloons. (Thought balloons have fallen from favor among today’s comics professionals, but a master like Barks demonstrates how to use this tool effectively.) We see in Scrooge’s thoughts that he is not disturbed by Donald’s nonsense, but simply wonders what he’s up to, and decides to play along in order to find out.

    When Donald orders Scrooge to give him a sack full of money, Scrooge looks over his shoulder at us, the readers, and thinks, “I could have guessed it.” At that point Scrooge is “breaking the fourth wall,” acknowledging not only the presence of the readers, but also acknowledging that we can read his thoughts. Thus Scrooge forges a bond with the readers. This makes Scrooge even more superior to the unimaginative Donald, who shows no sign of knowing he is being observed by us readers.

    Scrooge pretends to be hypnotized, and it never occurs to Donald that Scrooge is faking–playing, in his own way, like the nephews. Scrooge gives Donald a sack of money, whereupon Donald, not truly a bad guy, uses the gun to “unhypnotize” him. Then Scrooge, acting as if he has no memory of what just happened, asks Donald if he could take a look at that odd gun. Donald, utterly gullible, hands him the gun, whereupon Scrooge aims it at him and cries, “Bing! You’re hypnotized!”

    Now Scrooge thinks that this will teach Donald a lesson when Donald realizes that the gun has no effect. Scrooge even commands Donald to turn into a woodpecker. (Could this be a sly joke about a competing cartoon character, Woody Woodpecker?) Then Scrooge is shocked when Donald starts pecking at his desk. It is the adult Donald, not the kids, who proved to be so easily impressionable. Donald actually has been hypnotized! Actually, Donald has in effect hypnotized himself.

    Now greed and temptation rear their heads once more, as Scrooge’s shock gives way to his considering how he can exploit his own nephew’s sad state for his financial gain. Inserting a caption, the omniscient narrator introduces a flashback to show how Scrooge got his black eye and bandages earlier that day. (Captions and narrators are also out of favor in today’s comics, but look how sparingly but skillfully Barks uses them.) Scrooge had spent time earlier that day collecting bills. Being a comic miser on the order of Jack Benny, Scrooge is too cheap to hire someone to collect bills (even as little as a dollar!) for him, although presumably Scrooge also gets pleasure out of dunning debtors for money. A bully named Rockjaw Bumrisk owes Scrooge the aforementioned dollar, and not only refused to pay this piddling sum, but threw Scrooge (a senior citizen, albeit a feisty one!) into briars and then hit him with a book, hence Scrooge’s injuries.

    Back in the present, Scrooge hypnotizes Donald to become a bill collector, intending him to collect the debt from Bumrisk. If course this means that Scrooge is exposing his own nephew to the danger of being roughed up by Bumrisk. Not only does Donald accept this “hypnotic” command, but he gets a wild look in his eyes and seemingly levitates into the air, declaring, “I’m the toughest bill collector that ever lived!” It’s as if Scrooge has unleashed Donald’s inner Hulk. Although Scrooge is pleased with this result, note that he did not tell Donald to become the “toughest” bill collector alive. It appears that the hypnosis has unleashed Donald’s imagination from his subconscious, and Donald has imagined himself as being “the toughest bill collector that ever lived.”

    The hypnosis has also unleashed Donald’s dark side. An evil look coming over his face, Donald boasts, “I’ll kick widows out in the cold! I’ll snatch toys from weeping children!” Scrooge approves; Donald has effectively become like Scrooge himself at his worst. Scrooge gives Donald the hypnosis gun and sends him after Bumrisk. In condoning this evil version of Donald, Scrooge has crossed a moral line. Like Donald and, as we shall see, Bumrisk, Scrooge has overreached and will pay for it.

    Donald tries over and over to hypnotize Bumrisk, to no avail, and Bumrisk subjects him to all sorts of comedic violence, like sticking Donald in a trash can and rolling it downhill. This kind of slapstick in film depends on timing for its comedic impact. This sequence demonstrates Barks’ skill at staging slapstick effectively in the static medium of comics, conveying a sense of action over a succession of unmoving panels.

    Exasperated at Donald’s persistence, Bumrisk uses the supposed hypnosis gun to make Donald think he is a gopher, and to his astonishment, it works.

    But ultimately Bumrisk overreaches, hypnotizing Donald into thinking he is a gorilla. “At last!” thinks Donald, whereupon he overpowers Bumrisk.

    Then Donald, still acting like a gorilla, menacingly advances into Scrooge’s office and slams the collected dollar down on his desk. Scrooge is frightened (“I don’t know what he thinks he is, but he looks dangerous!”) and uses the gun to release Donald from his hypnotic state. The measure of how scared Scrooge must have been lies in the fact that he gives Donald a sack of money–far more than the dollar collected from Bumrisk, and just what Donald wanted from Scrooge–as a reward. Perhaps Donald deserves it, too, not for trying to hypnotize Scrooge into giving him money, but for surviving his mental transformations and physical perils in this story.

    But if Scrooge and Bumrisk recognize they have overreached, Donald does not gain an iota of self-knowledge from this story. It concludes with Donald throwing the gun off the bridge (so at least he isn’t planning to use it again), finally completing the action with which the story began, boasting of his supposed victory over Scrooge, oblivious to what actually happened, and self-righteously telling his nephews it “just goes to show what this thing will do to somebody with a gullible mind.” Indeed.

    These two Donald Duck stories remind me of the Seinfeld TV series, in that the initial, minor event leads to steadily escalating consequences, and in the way that disparate storylines (Donald trying to hypnotize Scrooge, Scrooge trying to collect a debt from Bumrisk) join together in unexpected ways.

    The second Donald Duck story is “Bee Bumble” from Walt Disney’s Comics and Stories # 158 from 1953. This one begins with Donald being stung by a single bee. Then two more bees show up, and then four, as if to illustrate this principle of escalating complications. In an unusual effect for Barks, Donald elongates his head, first vertically and then horizontally, as if he were Jack Cole’s Plastic Man, in his attempt to keep out of the way of the bees flying near his head. Donald ends up fleeing outside, only to collide with an artificial hive full of bees, that he had no idea was out there!

    So Donald rather cleverly improvises creating a protective outfit for himself. It’s called a “sheet” in the story, but it looks more like old-fashioned long red flannel underwear that completely covers Donald’s head and body. Thus protected, Donald picks up the hive and carries it off his property.

    Wearing this red protective garment, Donald is unrecognizable: he could be any duck in the city of Duckburg. In effect he has taken on a costumed secret identity. Moreover, rather than being the victim of the bees, Donald has now in effect merged with the bees as a potential threat to the people of Duckburg. In his costumed role, all of Donald’s previous fear of the bees has vanished.

    In a splash-sized panel Barks shows chaos ensuing in Duckburg as people flee or climb up street lights or a wall to get away from the bees as the disguised Donald nonchalantly totes the hive along a city street. Donald seems utterly oblivious to the menace he has become. It does not even seem to occur to him that perhaps taking the bees down a main street in the midst of the city is not an appropriate course of action. Barks gets comedy out of a nervous rookie policeman’s attempts to stop Donald, who politely complies, comically unaware of his distress, but only makes the situation just as bad or worse.

    After discarding the hive in the city dump, Donald realizes that “Half the people in town are mad at me! Its best that I don’t let “˜em know who I am!” and hides the red costume in the dump.

    Returning home, Donald finds nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie wailing, because the hive was theirs: it was part of a project for the Junior Woodchucks, Barks’ parody of the Boy Scouts. Furious, Donald chases the nephews, wielding a stick with which he intends to spank them. Spanking was more widely accepted as a disciplinary measure back then, but it still seems to me startling to see Donald threatening violence against his nephews. It’s also a link to the Donald Duck animated cartoons, which often pit Donald against his nephews in a kind of battle. And, of course, Donald’s best known personality trait in the animated cartoons is his explosive temper.

    The nephews save themselves by leading Donald to the Junior Woodchucks’ Supreme Instructor, who proves too formidable an authority figure for him to oppose. The Supreme Instructor lectures Donald that “Parents worthy of being parents want their children to learn about nature!” This does seem to strike a nerve in Donald.

    The Disney Studio had actually designated Donald as Huey, Dewey and Louie’s uncle. This kept Donald single, enabling him to continue to court Daisy. But it also somewhat disguised the Oedipal essence of the conflicts between Donald and the nephews in the animated cartoons, in which the kids were trying to defeat their hot-tempered, potentially violent father figure. So it’s interesting that in this story Barks drops the Freudian fig leaf and explicitly acknowledges that Donald is, in effect, the “parent” of Huey, Dewey and Louie.

    Perhaps subconsciously Huey, Dewey and Louie’s bees represent what Donald finds annoying about his nephews. Giving in to the Supreme Instructor, Donald decides he has to retrieve the bees “and learn to love them!” Donning his red long johns disguise again, Donald carries the hive back through the city. But this time the townspeople are prepared for the costumed menace, and Donald is hit from four sides by blasts of water from fire hoses.

    I’m disappointed that Barks did not do more with the promising concept of Donald’s masked identity in this story, but instead Barks discards it, while telling us that it was days before Donald could return home after hiding in “the hills.”

    In the meantime the nephews somehow got hold of the hive and set it up in their yard, but the bees gave continued to cause trouble (including some weird examples of genetic engineering via pollinating one plant species with pollen from another!). Angry again, Donald orders the nephews to put a screen around the hive so the bees can’t get out. It’s as if he is trying to repress the powerful id that the bees might represent, and that trick never works. And then Donald overreaches: preparing for a date with Daisy, Donald sprays himself with “attar of tiger lilies” to drown out the stench of the bees. (Popeye tried a similar trick with perfume in a Thimble Theatre strip I described in a previous column, and it backfired on him, too.) Donald passes by the hive, whereupon the bees, drawn by the tiger lily scent, lift the hive up, screen and all, and attack Donald. The story opened with Donald being stung by one bee, continued through his efforts to stave off being stung, and has built this catastrophe in which he is stung buy an entire hive.

    At the start of this story Barks’ narrator said it began in summer; now, the narrator says, it is fall. The nephews have won first prize for their beehive, and go visit Donald, who is covered almost completely by bandages, lying in a hospital bed, where he has presumably been for months! But Donald is genuinely pleased that his nephews won the prize, and they offer him bread with honey from the hive, and he happily munches on it. “Ah, we parents!” Donald says, “What rich rewards we reap!”

    Perhaps Donald is pleased that he has indeed proved “worthy” of being a parent, as the Supreme Instructor instructed him to be. As in the previous story, perhaps Barks is rewarding Donald for surviving all the trouble heaped upon him, even by his own doing. But Barks is also wryly commenting on the efforts that Donald makes on behalf of his nephews–and perhaps by extension on the sacrifices that parents make for their children. Huey, Dewey and Louie have succeeded, but considering all the pain that Donald must have suffered, this one slice of bread with honey seems a pitiful reward.

    Both of these Donald Duck stories have supposedly happy endings, with Donald receiving a reward, whether it is the bag of money or the bread with honey. But in each case Barks has subverted Donald’s triumph, by showing how self-deluded he is, or by turning him into a living mummy, wrapped in bandages, in a hospital bed. Through his children’s stories Carl Barks was introducing his young readers to the adult perspective of irony.

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: REPO MEN

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    A plethora of issues need to be addressed about Repo Men before actually discussing Repo Men. Well, really just three issues, so maybe it’s not a “plethora,” but it’s still much more than normal, let us not anger El Guapo with improper word use. First, all issues with Repo! The Genetic Opera are completely covered here and here by Repo!’s co-writer/creator Terrance Zdunich from his point of view. Second, Repo Men has absolutely no connection or affiliation with the 1984 Emilio Estevez classic Repo Man. Third, (SMALL SPOILER) the filmmakers behind Repo Men are fully aware of the similarities to the Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life “liver donor” segment, going so far as to include a shot of the sketch itself in the film. Good. Everything out of the way? Let’s not speak of these things any further. Well, except…

    Not to anger genius/legend John Cleese, but Meaning Of Life is unquestionably my favorite Python film. Blasphemy you say? Sure, and it’s an opinion that often must be defended in everyday life, an argument that usually ends with “It’s not like I don’t love all the other Python flicks as well, leave me alone.” When I saw the first trailer for Repo Men the very first thought in my mind was the possible occurrence of a John Cleese or Terry Gilliam cameo. Little did I know that Repo Men would owe more to Meaning Of Life in tone than in concept. If you haven’t seen it, the “liver donor” segment involves John Cleese and Graham Chapman as liver-collectors, who go from home to home, and nonchalantly collect livers from people that signed up for a liver donor card. So the skit is basically Chapman violently ripping out the liver of Terry Gilliam’s Rastafarian-Jewish character, blood spurting and screaming in pain, whilst Cleese casually hits on his wife, Terry Jones, who isn’t at all affected by the gruesome murder of her husband happening before her, instead complaining about it as if her husband made one of his normal idiotic day to day decisions. Comedy genius. Simple and direct.

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    The relationship that Repo Men, the film, wants the audience to have with its two main characters is very much like that Python sketch. It’s very befuddling at first, and as much as I hate to say it, very “refreshing” in such a big studio action/sci-fi flick as this. The tone of the film is almost that of a 1980’s buddy-cop comedy, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker, black and white partners and life long friends that battle the struggle of their jobs together, and relax with cold beer and some laughs after a hard days work. The catch is that they are brutally murdering people, poor people, day to day, by repossessing bio-mechanical organs in which the client has lapsed on their payment. These are the bad guys, and for a healthy chunk of the film, Jude Law’s character is a remorseless killing machine. It’s a risk as well as an art to be able to have characters such as these and yet still handle the tone in such a way that the audience can “laugh” with them. Repo Men pulls it off very effortlessly. One minute you have Law and Whitaker killing innocents, the next you are chuckling at their chum-like banter. It’s like American Pyscho, we laugh with Patrick Bateman in the face of his obvious insanity and bloodlust, however in Repo Men it’s very interesting and welcome to see that in such a huge, mainstream film. Mixing comedy with murderers that you don’t exactly hate is, oddly, a lot of fun. This, of course, brings the Monty Python “liver donor” comparison full circle when there is a short moment where these two Repo Men are sitting in their living room, watching Meaning Of Life, and chuckling to themselves.

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    On the surface and via the marketing the movie seems like a very straightforward Blade Runner meets a-thousand-other-genres type of flick, which, in a lot of ways, it very much is, but it survives by its sense of humor, and its craftsmanship. It has a muted Minority Report/Blade Runner type of evil-future-corporate landscape setting, one that is only really referenced in the visuals aside from the one corporation we deal with in the movie. Its most obvious element is that of the “what happens if the corrupt system you uphold turns on you” genre, very Logan’s Run, which we’ve seen a gazillion times, but luckily the movie has a bit more happening underneath and even if it is derivative, its still very well made and fun. The system turns on Jude Law’s Remy when an accident in the line of duty causes him to need a heart replacement. He then becomes part of the system, and sympathetic toward others with a similar problem to him, thus making him unable to kill, thus making him poor, thus making him lapse on his artificial-heart payments, thus making the plot.

    Aside from one or two over-edited fight scenes, the movie is very appropriately shot and stitched together…drab textures and solid geography and pacing. From what I can tell, this is Miguel Sapochnik’s first major studio directorial effort and a very welcome one at that. Having not read the book, The Repossession Mambo, I don’t know what the tone of the source material is, but the film, while not a comedy, has no qualms about irony or making a joke via freeze frames, or voice over.

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    In the past I have argued that all action-heroes are actors, but not all actors are action heroes. Here we have two of the best working “actors” in Hollywood throwing the punches, their acting ability is not under scrutiny; however their “punches” might be. Forest Whitaker, while certainly more than an “action” star, has done this type of film before, so no concern there, especially considering how enthusiastically joyful he plays his part. I’ll admit, that even for us Jude Law fans, there is a slight concern that he couldn’t carry an action film. When I think of Law, no offense to him, but I see a tiny guy, a great actor, and someone best suited to drama, comedy, and perhaps some Eddie Izzard-coined films where British people named Sebastian walk into rooms where other British people are arranging matches. It’s a pleasure to report that he not only carries the film, he knocks it out of the park. I thought the site of Gigolo Joe beating people up and slicing out their organs would feel wrong, but instead, I found myself more than entertained while he was brutally slicing and shooting his way through plenty of “bay guys,” looking great (sexy?) while doing so. I mean, Law is no Statham, Stallone, Willis, or Ah-nuld, but he held his own. The great Liev Schreiber rounds out the leading men as the head of the Repo Men’s corporate office, silly New York accent (played for laughs,) asshole-ish demeanor, and all. Seriously though, has Schreiber ever not been class-A great? He’s another case of “why isn’t this guy more famous?”

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    While reviewing Shutter Island most of my time was spent harping on the fact that cinematic twists, MOST of the time, are the lamest possible device a movie can use…especially one involving a dream during sleep, cryogenic stasis, or brain illness or injury. Well Repo Men has a twist, not a huge all encompassing “M. Night is crazy” twist, but a twist none the less. I am going to try my best to defend this twist, while sticking to my guns on my Shutter Island review. Skip over the next paragraph if you don’t need your memory refreshed.

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    About three quarters of the way through the film Jude Law and Alice Braga’s characters are on the run from the corporation. Law has an artificial heart; Braga’s Beth has almost half of her body comprised of fake organs. There is a rather minor showdown between Whitaker’s Jake and Law’s Remy. Jake, of course, is trying to repossess Remy’s heart, in the face of his life long friendship. During the fight sequence, Jake hits Remy in the head with a huge steel hook, right before getting tasered unconscious by Remy. Remy is then awaken by Beth, and the too of them decide to storm the corporate building, kill anyone in their way, and destroy all the credit files to free everyone on the books. Well, including a truly, truly bad ass Jude Law knife fight, they succeed. They make it to the cliché inner sanctum of organ re-acquisition, the sub-basement of evil, the all-white-décor file storage department. They then realize that the only way to get themselves out of the system is to scan the body parts inside them, which brings about an extremely gory and oddly sexual scene where the two of them slice each other open and stick the scanner module (very similar to one you’d find at a supermarket) inside the each others body. They succeed again, they survive, and then Whitaker and Schreiber enter the room, Whitaker has a change of heart on a dime, kills Schreiber and the three of them blow up what’s left of the evil basement.

    Cut to: They are sitting on a beach, Jake, Beth, and Remy, enjoying tropical cocktails and laughing it up like all is well. At this point, some overly anxious people in my theater, assuming the film was over, walked out fully satisfied with the most obvious, cliché ending in history. The screen then glitches with static, you hear voices talking, cut back to that small encounter earlier, Remy is lying on his back in a coma, that huge steel hook actually busted his skull wide open. Paramedic’s from the corporation had him on an artificial neural-net, in which he was dreaming beautiful dreams. He’s been in a coma for the entire end climax of the film, a computer creating his ideal scenario. Movie Ends. Bad guys win.

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    I walked out of the theater completely baffled as to why I liked the flick so much, especially with a twist. I think I figured out why. Unlike M. Night’s twists, this twist didn’t change the entire film, just about the last 20 or so minutes, it also didn’t change the world they were living in. This wasn’t a twist where they find out that all the organs are actually made by aliens or that they aren’t actually on earth and the whole city is a government experiment on the moon or some crap like that. The world that the movie sets up is true, and the twist doesn’t change that. Secondly, if they edited out the twist, the movie itself would still be a completely formed, albeit clichéd, narrative that makes absolute and total sense. There would be no Vanilla Sky/Shutter Island “why are things all weird for no discernible reason” type of confusion. Remy’s delusion is perfectly comprehensible and finishes out the story (If anyone knows how the book ends, leave a comment about it below.)

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    Also, the twist take’s a turn, at least in my opinion, towards reality instead of the more fantastic and “Hollywood.” The reality of how things end in real life would be that a human head getting smashed in by a giant piece of metal gets busted open and the hero’s journey ends. This makes the twist almost more welcomed, in that the “fake” Remy-created ending wraps everything up in such a nice little package, especially the sudden and unearned change-of-heart that Whitaker’s character takes. Jake, in the span of literal seconds, after an entire film of being unquestionably devoted to the system of organ repossession, decides he’s on the wrong side and stabs his boss in the neck. It’s awkward to watch him laughing it up on the beach with Law. Remember, the both of these men are effectively mass murderers, Law’s character has somewhat fought for redemption, while Whitaker just did an Anakin Skywalker and said “Ok, I’ll be on your side now.”

    So it is nice that the corny, saccharin nature of Jake’s turn from the dark side actually never happened. And sue me, but I love it when the bad guys win, when drab, cold reality wins out over triumphant fantastical Hollywood hegemony. Hollywood endings have their place, but it does get tiring seeing the good guy win, giving the audience what it wants. You got to love a twist like this, ESPECIALLY opposed to Shutter Island since the viewer thinks that their emotional journey is over, relaxing on a tropical beach somewhere, just to strip it away and remind them that life sucks, and not every movie exists to help them escape the reality of their banality filled job at the horse manure processing plant (I’m not sure if those exist.) Some movies want you to know that horse manure processing might be as good as it gets. Those movies aren’t for everyone.

    While cliché and derivative, Repo Men is worth a look. Jude can kick some serious gluteus-maximus too, good for him.

    Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose and you probably (PROBABLY) are not.

  • TV Or Not TV: What I Reckon from Recon (LOST)

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    Well once again it’s Wednesday and I’m left wondering what exactly it was that I watched last  night. Thankfully Damon tried to let me know in advance what I should be thinking about:

    Last night’s episode of LOST was titled RECON. Originally I would think of this as an abbreviated form of the word reconnaissance. After seeing the episode last night I would think that my interpretation would have been more on the money. SAWYER goes over to the smaller island at the request of UN-LOCKE to see what is up with the people from the Ajira plane crash. Reconnaissance, right?

    It could be that what Damon was eluding to was that they were in fact conning us again. The whole flash sideways thing gave us another glimpse of the world where flight 815 safely landed. SAWYER and MILES are actually LAPD. Before this reveal we’re lead to believe SAWYER is the same grifter that we saw in the crashed 815 reality when suddenly ‘surprise’ he’s a cop! Congrats guys, you got me!

    I don’t like to dwell in the flash sideways world very much, mostly because I don’t know a lot of what is going on there or where that side of the story is going. I do like, however, if you connect the dots one piece from the premiere actually does make a little bit of sense. SAWYER didn’t turn in fugitive KATE when he had a chance to in the elevator. Kind of makes him a bad cop, right? In the episode last night, however, it turns out SAWYER was keeping his little trip down under real hush-hush so he wanted to stay low profile. Turn in a fugitive and you’ve got questions to answer. Not very high profile.

    So what about life back on the Island? Did we learn anything new? Turns out that ol’ SMOKEY JOE UN-LOCKE had a mother that was crazy, just like how CLAIRE is crazy. I’m sure that there are all kinds of LOST-philes on the Internet now trying to figure out how to connect the dots to prove that CLAIRE is the one and the same mother and UN-LOCKE is actually AARON. I don’t buy into it.

    I was kind of shocked last night to discover that we were actually given a payoff from the final moments of last week’s episode when we learned that CHARLES WIDMORE and his non-yellow submarine has stopped and set up base on the smaller island (I feel silly calling it the Hydra island, sorry). I was even more shocked when SAWYER revealed the first real logical plan from any person on the Island: there’s two sides at war and he’s just going to stay out of the way, let them duke it out, and try to slip out the back door. BRILLIANT! I suppose this is the first time this type of plan can actually happen, however, since the LOST-ies for the first time aren’t actually in the center of the conflict. Still I bet the people that died by flaming aarow on the beach last season had wished they had given up their beach life a few seasons ago and just stayed in the caves instead of getting involved in all of JACK’s whacky shenanigans.

    In speaking with a co-worker a few weeks ago I made the analogy that the beginning of this season is like the starting point of a roller coaster. You’ve got that long slow climb to the peak before you are moved along slowly to the first big drop and the ride goes all kinds of crazy, you lose your hat or sunglasses, kids scream (maybe some puke) and in the end everyone loved the ride. Right now we’re about up to the peak. Soon we’ll be carted over and then all hell is going to break loose. No sense in over-dissecting what is going on. Just try to get through it so we can be where we are supposed to before the big drop, right?

    I’m looking forward to next week where we (hoepfully) see more of what’s going on with JACK and his crowd and maybe we get to see some of these split up people coming together. Next week marks the official half-way point in this final season so they just HAVE to crank things up, right?

  • TV Or Not TV: 3/16 – 3/22

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    Ever since the cancellation and final episode of the CW’s show REAPER I’ve been both looking forward to and dreading the premiere of the FOX sitcom SONS OF TUCSON. There are two words, that when put together form a name, that are the reason for me looking forward to SONS OF TUCSON and they are (or it is) TYLER LABINE.

    One of the great things about REAPER was TYLER LABINE. His character, SOCK, could have easily been mistaken early on as a JACK BLACK knockoff. As the show progressed, however, the writers found a solid tone for SOCK that LABINE was able to bring out naturally and it became something that I felt he really owned. It was the light and frivolous banter of SOCK that made the more serious moments of the show easier to digest. After the second season of REAPER had wrapped word came out that LABINE would be shooting the pilot for SONS OF TUCSON and for us REAPER fans this was an early sign of the eventual demise of the show (as well as the smaller 13 episode order of the show).

    I wasn’t happy to see REAPER go but my curiousity was at least tweaked for SONS OF TUCSON because of LABINE. When I heard about the premise behind the show, however, I started to walk that fine line of trepidition.

    In SONS OF TUCSON we find TYLER LABINE playing the character RON SNUFFKIN. Within moments of the show open we know that he’s been living in his car after being thrown out by his ex-girlfriend, he owes some shady guy named TONY (played by JAKE BUSEY) $2000 and he works a retail job at a sporting goods store. He’s a man of questionable morals and it is these same morals that make him the perfect candidate for the GUNDERSON boys to pay him off to pretend to be their dad to get them enrolled into school. Why do they need this? Mom hasn’t been in the picture for a while and Dad is serving 25 for white-collar crime. Presumably the boys have a stash of Dad’s cash to live off of and don’t want Child Protective Services to know about their situation so they won’t be put into the foster care system and split up.

    Now you know the premise and the reason why I was apprehensive about the show. It sounds like typical sitcom fodder at best, right?

    After seeing the pilot I can tell you that the parts of the show don’t quite add up to a completely entertaining whole but the promise is there to actually become an interesting and entertaining 22 minutes of time wasted. LABINE does, in fact, play a character with the same wit and charisma of his former SOCK incarnation and he does so again in a completely natural fashion. The three kids playing the GUNDERSON boys (MATHEW LEVY as the ‘looks but not a thinker’  BRANDON, FRANK DOLCE as the ‘brains’ brother GARY and BENJAMIN STOCKHAM as the ‘id’ and youngest brother ROBBY) work well together and balance each other out. The sub-plot of RON trying to get his hands on a tiny toy soldier collection from his grandmother ETHEL provided some of the more outlandish comedy and also makes me hope we see more of ETHEL and her home again it the future.

    Years of experience have also taught me that you can’t really tell a show from it’s first episode. The first six episodes (if we actually get to see them all) are what really let us know about the calibre of the writing staff and how well they set up both the voices and scenarios for these characters. I’ll be keeping my eye on SONS OF TUCSON to see how well it shakes out and hoping the best for its future to see more of LABINE.

    Now that we’ve gotten that bit of business out of the way let’s see what is in store for us with this week’s programming.

    TUESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: AMERICAN IDOL may have it narrowed down to only 12 contestants but let’s face it folks, this is now a contest between CRYSTAL BOWERSOX and LEE DEWYZE (even though I’m rooting for ANDREW GARCIA for the upset).

    ABC – 9:00 PM: I don’t know what to tell you about this week’s episode of LOST but I love that TVGUIDE refers to one of the characters this week as ‘the Locke Monster.’

    FX – 10:00 PM: TIMOTHY OLYPHANT is sporting another badge on TV, but this time he’s a deputy U.S. Marshal in JUSTIFIED.

    ABC – 10:00 PM: ABC begs and pleads the LOST crowd to give another certain show a chance with their recap special FLASHFORWARD: WHAT DID YOU SEE?

    NBC – 10:00 PM: SARAH realizes that dating a nearly 40-year-old barista may not be all it’s cracked up to be on PARENTHOOD. There’s a news flash.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: The abomination that currently carries the SCRUBS name finally has it’s season finale. Too bad it took this long.

    ABC FAMILY – 8:00 PM: In honor of St. Patrick’s Day ABC FAMILY presents INDEPENDENCE DAY.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Watch for 60 minutes and you’ll learn nothing new in THE SECRET LIFE OF TIGER WOODS.

    FOX – 9:00 PM: AMERICAN IDOL spends one hour letting us know who gets the boot this week. Marvel in the awkward ensemble medley singing and guest singers before witnessing one persons pain in the last ten minutes.

    HIST – 9:00 PM: The MonsterQuest team is so bad ass they don’t just go after one sasquatch, they go after an entire pack of them! Put THAT in your pot of gold and smo… oh, wait, that doesn’t work at all.

    COMEDY – 10:00 PM: The 14th season of SOUTH PARK premieres tonight.

    THURSDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: After a production shake up and major retooling FLASHFORWARD returns in a two hour special that only hopes to get the ratings the premiere did.

    NBC – 8:30 PM: ANDY SAMBERG guests as a park ranger on tonight’s PARKS & RECREATION. Have I mentioned how much better this show is this season?

    SLEUTH – 9:00 PM: I only bring up that this network is airing THE 40-YEAR-OLD-VIRGIN because the simple fact that they are is the only mystery I can find in this pairing.

    BRAVO – 10:00 PM: KELLY bares for PLAYBOY on tonight’s THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY. Curiosity may have killed the cat but it won’t be enough to get most guys to buy this issue.

    FRIDAY

    DISNEY XD – 7:00 PM: Can someone please tell me how I never knew that there was a “THE THREE INVESTIGATORS” movie of any kind made? After reading them in Junior High (middle school to some of you) I’m going to at least DVR THE THREE INVESTIGATORS AND THE SECRET OF TERROR CASTLE just to see how they tried to translate this to a modern audience. I’m sure it is going to hurt to watch but I’ll do it anyway.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? former Friend LISA KUDROW travels to Belarus to learn about her family history (while no one watches).

    SYFY – 9:00 PM: The title of CAPRICA tonight is GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE. I should have really seen that title coming.

    SATURDAY

    FOOD – 5:00 PM: CAKE BOSS marathon!

    DISNEY – 7:30 PM: SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS jumps from the Disney Vault and onto your television. C’mon, it’s a classic.

    HIST – 8:00 PM: Do you think notorious outlaw Jesse James was hiding loot? A team does as they go in search of JESSE JAMES’ HIDDEN TREASURE.

    E! – 8:00 PM: HALF-BAKED will always be the film that to this day makes me say, “Abba-Zabba, you my only friend.”

    SUNDAY

    MTV – 8:00 PM: My faith in humanity falls a little more with SPRING BREAK 2010: FIST PUMPIN’ Top 20 WITH JERSEY SHORE.

    TLC – 8:00 PM: Witness the marvels of LIFE around us for two hours with this amazing nature series.

    A&E – 9:00 PM: A health scare happens for SHANNON on tonight’s season premiere of GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS.

    FOX – 9:30 PM: Let’s see if SONS OF TUCSON is able to improve on the formula or flounder in mediocrity.

    AMC – 10:00 PM: If you haven’t seen BREAKING BAD than get the box sets and start DVR’ing it with tonight’s season premiere until you get caught up. You’ll be glad that you did.

    A&E – 10:00 PM: I’m not really sure what to say about KIRSTIE ALLEY’S BIG LIFE. It’s both fascinating and a train wreck and really puts me at a loss for words.

    – Will Wilkins was shot in front of a live studio audience.

  • Trailer Park: Oscars, SHUTTER ISLAND and Tracy Morgan

    By Christopher Stipp

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    I was able to sit down for a couple of years and pump out a book. It’s got little to do with movies. Download and read “Thank You, Goodnight” right HERE for free.

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    DVD GIVEAWAY – LAFFAPALOOZA WITH TRACEY MORGAN

    51tpeaoglwl_ss400_I just loved Comic Strip Live with John Mulrooney when I was a kid.

    I would tape that show relentlessly every weekend, this being before TiVo and having to get the timing exactly right or else risking taping a completely different show 12 hours earlier/later than you wanted to or, God forbid, someone tuned it to a different channel after you physically set the recorder, and every weekend I was exposed to a few great comedians.

    Tracey Morgan’s Laffapalooza was like watching that show all over again. The DVD, which showcases a diverse set of comedians, I’m an Earthquake fan myself, was a great watch as you just don’t see enough programs that let comedians do their thing. Sure, you can watch Last Comic Standing but I want to see guys who have already honed their craft, who already know who they are as entertainers, and these players absolutely do. It was rapid fire, wasn’t as obnoxious as some sets you’d see during Def Comedy Jam, and wholly enjoyable.

    To that end I am giving away THREE copies of this DVD away to 3 random entrants who can send me their name and address to Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com

    The product description:

    Hosted by brilliant comedian Tracy Morgan (30 Rock, Cop Out), this laugh-out-loud comedy concert was taped before a live audience in Las Vegas and includes performances by Lavell Crawford, Mark Curry, Earthquake, Corey Holcomb and Sheryl Underwood. The crowd is hyped and the comedians are no joke! We’re coming into your home and taking no prisoners, so strap yourself into your seat and hold on to your stomach because you are about to experience the true power of LAFFAPALOOZA!

    Available for Pre-Order on Amazon:Ӭhttp://www.amazon.com/Laffapalooza-Live-Las-Vegas-Hosted/dp/B002ZPIC2G/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1266444297&sr=8-16

    Oscar Faux Pas by Raymond Schillaci

    article-1256245-089ebc4a000005dc-868_634x732Why go on about the Oscar telecast? Why beat a dead horse? Well, one should not – the dead horse deserves more respect than the big “O” telecast. Every year it seems the Academy tweaks its dog and pony show and every year we, who love the entertainment industry, hope against hope that it will get better. Unfortunately, the powers that be always seem to find a way to muck it up. Was this year no different? In some ways it showed improvement, but with a glaring marketing ploy of nominating ten best pictures there was bound to be some abysmal failure to follow, and boy there was!

    Never mind the awkward slip up of acceptance speeches delivering a false Kanye West moment by the disagreeable makers of the Best Documentary Short Subject. The Academy can avoid these nasty displays by either allowing a generous minute for each recipient or dismissing short subjects all together and inviting them to the same dinner as the Governor’s Awards thus shortening an all ready too long telecast. Speaking of length; I thought the show started to get smart with their condensing of Best Song Nominees, but they blazed a whole new trail of idiocy with the extended interpretive dance (?) routine to Best Score. You want to shorten this over bloated dinosaur ““ display a short piece of the score with the film itself (ohmygod ““ what a concept!). The Academy is so out of touch with today’s audience, they forget this is the group growing up with “Dancing with the Stars”. The last thing viewers want to be treated to would be a flaming choreographer’s wet dream that makes little sense to a mass audience.

    Then there is my personal beef, the Academy’s pandering to horror movies. Okay, we get it ““ you don’t relate to the genre. You have two pseudo-horror presenters, the bland and the beautiful, when you could have struck gold and invited Robert England, Wes Craven, Anthony Hopkins or as a stretch”¦the Wolfman ““ Benicio. You have not recognized anything in the cateGORY in over 30 years! So, why the cold shoulder in presenting something you are suppose to be commemorating? Is it perhaps another marketing ploy? Shit, that’s a good way to have the fans turn away from you for good and bury your ass with no hopes of resurrection.

    Look at the past salutes; they were nowhere near as haphazard a presentation as this beloved one. Westerns, musicals, comedies were all given a prestigious hail while horror was slapped together with scenes that were not even considered horror movies (i.e. Jaws). Yes, they included the staples (Freddy, Michael, Leatherface), but where was “Re-Animator” “The Descent” and f*#king “Near Dark”! For crying out loud, you have the soon-to-be first woman Best Director right there and you don’t even acknowledge her having made one of the very best vampire films ever?! They didn’t even bother to throw a bone to a brilliant bloodsucking tome that they chose to ignore, “Let the Right One In”. Perhaps they are waiting for the Americanized version to bastardize it. The sad part, the salute was a waste and didn’t even muster up a minor chill.

    Also chilling was the “In Memory” piece that chose to omit a very brave Farrah Fawcett, a member of the Academy for over 40 years, and include a psychologically disturbed drug addict that had no business being mentioned amongst the other cinema greats. Sorry, I don’t mean to be so harsh, but that’s what comes to mind when comparing the two; Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Mind you, Ms. Fawcett had her kooky moments, but she also delivered some rich performances in feature films; “Extremities” and “The Apostle”. Jackson belonged in the pantheon of music and music videos. One gig in a bad movie musical does not warrant a mention. In fact, the Academy went as far as to display Jackson’s music video, “Thriller” because they had no other choice with his feature film resume ““ unless one wanted to include the shameful “Captain Eo”. Let’s see, wasn’t the Academy’s excuse that Ms. Fawcett was better known in TV? Let’s compare ““ the performance in “Thriller” or “Captain Eo” and “The Burning Bed” or “Small Sacrifices”. Need I say more? Shame on the Academy decision-makers, you owe Ms. Fawcett’s family, friends and fans a sincere apology.

    Might an apology be needed also for saddling the legendary cinema icon, Lauren Bacall with “B” movie king Roger Corman with honorary Oscars? Okay, I get that Roger gave a lot of those people in that auditorium their first break, including the king of the world himself, Avatar’s James Cameron, but really to honor him with an Oscar? Has the Academy not reduced itself to the likes of getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where just about anybody can buy one? Is nothing sacred?

    On the brighter side of the rainbow, Neil Patrick Harris was a breath of fresh air in the stale climate. Our hosts, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were amusing and one wish they had been given the chance to adlib and really cut loose bringing the show back to the good old days of Bob Hope presenting. The set was classy till somebody neglected to remove the lampshades from the gig before. Presenters for the most part were paired nicely, but grinding the show to an all new halt was the decision to have actors and actresses pontificate their admiration of their nominees. Really, must we extend the telecast with this childish dribble? Just deliver a brief explanation of each performance accompanied by a clip. That has always sufficed. We don’t need to hear how wonderful everyone is. We get enough of that with every press JUNK-it.

    So for next year, Academy take notice; shorten the telecast to a concise two hours by ridding us of bizarre dance interpretations, short subjects that many do not care about (my apology to the filmmakers ““ but the Governor’s Awards should be enough ““ after all we are talking ratings) and performers passing on praise to their brethren. Either keep Steve and Alec as hosts or if they decline the embarrassment of being on a telecast that is broadcast worldwide and having a Magoo-like Tom Hanks dismiss all the Best Picture nominees and blurt out the winner ““ then opt back for Hugh Jackson. For that matter, Neil Patrick Harris would make a great host ““ if he ends up not too busy taking over Simon’s job on American Idol.

    The Maestro at Work and Play: A Review of Shutter Island by Raymond Schillaci

    shutter-island-posterTen minutes into Martin Scorsese’s new magnificent opus, “Shutter Island” I realized where the story was going and wanted to reveal it to my 16 year-old son, but I dared not. What if I was wrong? After another fifteen minutes I was captivated by Scorsese’s handiwork as a master of cinema and dismissed my knowing the outcome and enjoyed the creepy ride provided. This is not the personal voice of Scorsese that brought us such captivating cinematic landmarks as “Taxi Driver” and “Raging Bull”. This is a more commercial venture that demonstrates not only his love of film past and present, but his prowess as one of the great directors of his generation managing to deliver an icy shudder (pun intended) to a powerful story.

    I’d rather give you the bare bones of this sordid yarn than spoil all the fun of a pulpy tale of rotting insanity, murder, mayhem and love. Yes, I said love, and if anybody is familiar with the works of Mr. Scorsese that emotion is often heaped with brutality. Of course that’s what makes the film so damn fascinating. The year is 1945 and U.S. Marshall, Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) with his partner Chuck (Mark Ruffalo) is investigating the disappearance of a murderess from a home for the criminally insane. Their arrival on the island is met with foreboding acceptance; stoic guards with shotguns, creepy looking inpatients and rules that supersede the Marshal’s laws (no guns for any visitors). Daniels is introduced to the most suspicious Dr. Crawley (Ben Kingsley) and Dr. Naehring (Max Von Sydow) who offers little help for explanations in regards to the patient who seems to have vanished “through the walls”. What follows is a maze of madness that makes you think about all the possibilities. It’s amazing, a movie that actually demands you to think rather than just go along for the ride.

    Scorsese delivers a film that emulates Hitchcock at his finest moments and that’s the difference between the director and so many others who have attempted to mimic Hitchcock’s style (Brian DePalma in particular). Alfred Hitchcock admittedly emulated from other German expressionist filmmakers and developed a style all his own. Scorsese does the same whether he’s tackling his own personal demons or delivering a more entertaining piece like “Gangs of New York” or “The Departed”. With Scorsese we get a director that is in love with film and its history and provides us with the utmost care in presenting a story with all the accouterments; cinematography, set design, music score and acting that will have us talking for days. Speaking of which, Leonardo DiCaprio delivers a powerful performance that leaves one breathless. And, a special shout out to the resurrection king ““ Jackie Earl Haley. Aside from the nasty makeup job, he nearly went unrecognizable. Haley provides a scary performance that gets under one’s skin and leaves a residue of gut-wrenching questions that demand to be answered.

    In the end, I revealed to my son that I knew how the film was going to play out. He asked how that was possible. I told him my years of being a film enthusiasts and writer helped, but I was quickly transported from my thoughts with the finesse and bravura that the director and his talented cast and crew provided in laying out a narrative that both entertains and captivates. The nice part about it all, my son asked me what else has “this guy” done. On to a resume that reads like John Ford, Alfred Hitchcock and Cecil B. Demille. I will enjoy sharing the viewing with him. Thank you, Marty and goodnight.

  • Comics in Context #236: Wimpy Redeemed

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    # 236 (VOL. 2 #8): WIMPY REDEEMED

    cic-wimpy-01Next to Popeye himself, J. Wellington Wimpy is the greatest character that cartoonist E. C. Segar created for his Thimble Theatre comic strip. That may surprise those of you who know Popeye and Wimpy basically from animated cartoons. But Wimpy is a character who expresses himself not through action like Popeye–indeed, Wimpy usually remains still and seemingly expressionless–but through dialogue. Aficionados of the Max Fleischer Popeye cartoons of the 1930s and 1940s love the comments that Jack Mercer, the voice of Popeye, seemingly ad libbed in recording the dialogue. (By the way, 2010 is the centennial of Mercer’s birth.) Nevertheless, dialogue is not a strong point of Fleischer cartoons, so it shouldn’t be surprising that they reduced the very verbal Wimpy to a mere moocher of hamburgers. But to read Segar’s comic strips about the character is to continually discover new and surprising layers to Wimpy’s personality.

    A few weeks ago I began critiquing the Sunday strips featuring Wimpy in Fantagraphics Books’ Popeye Vol. 3, which reprints Segar’s Thimble Theatre from the 1930s. One of Wimpy’s catchphrases in the strip is inviting someone to a duck dinner, adding “You bring the ducks.” In the January 15, 1933 strip Popeye is again amused when Wimpy pulls this on Rough-House for the umpteenth time. Enraged, Rough-House challenges Wimpy to a fight. “It’s men like you who start wars and cause the downfall of nations,” replies Wimpy. That seems a rather grandiose claim, but this strip first ran in the 1930s, when World War I was a recent memory and Europe was moving towards World War II, and wimpy may have a point. Befitting his name, Rough-House does want to settle disputes with violence, and he has difficulty controlling his intense rages. Wimpy, in contrast, not only usually avoids violence, although, as we shall soon see, Segar will experiment with Wimpy as a fighter, but will even treat his adversaries as friends: when Rough-House ends up in the hospital in later strips, Wimpy brings him flowers.

    Popeye suggests that Wimpy and Rough-House settle their dispute through a prize fight for charity; presumably Popeye thinks that this will set rules for the fight, and do some good as well.

    Trying to train for the fight, Wimpy proves unable to lift a barbell. Popeye persuades Rough-House to give Wimpy some hamburgers and spinach to eat. “Ya wouldn’t fight a man which is weak from hunger,” says Popeye, providing another indication of the real suffering at the basis of Wimpy’s comedy.

    I keep reading that Segar rarely mentioned spinach as the source of Popeye’s strength in the comic strip. Certainly spinach turns up less frequently than in the animated cartoons, in which part of the formula is having Popeye boost his strength at a crucial point by eating spinach. But I see spinach being mentioned repeatedly in Popeye Vol. 3: even the profits from the Wimpy-Rough-House prize fight are to “go for buyin’ spinach for poor kids.”

    Upon eating the burgers and spinach, Wimpy becomes superhumanly strong, and bounces the barbell off his bicep: tonnage is nothing to me now.” Does spinach make even Wimpy strong like Popeye? (If it works like that on everyone in Popeye’s world, why don’t his enemies eat any?) Or is Segar suggesting that hamburgers are to Wimpy what spinach is to Popeye? Whatever the case, Segar obviously decided this was a mistake and immediately dropped the notion of a super-strong Wimpy.

    So when the prize fight begins in the November 2, 1934 Sunday strip, Wimpy relies not on super-strength but on iron concealed in his boxing gloves. Rough-House has iron in his gloves, too: “You’re just as crooked as I am,” Wimpy observes. Popeye gets rid of their iron, but then Wimpy punches Rough-House from behind. It’s certainly in character for Wimpy to cheat, but it seems odd to see Wimpy acting so violently. Perhaps Segar had once again gone down the wrong road.

    So in the following Sunday strip, January 29, 1933, as the prize fight continues, Wimpy instead leans against a post, faking being hurt. This seems more true to Wimpy’s generally peaceful personality. In fact, by the end of this Sunday strip, we learn that Wimpy has even bet on Rough-House to win the fight.

    Exasperated, Popeye demands that Wimpy fight, and points out that the fight is being broadcast on radio, and that Wimpy’s mother might be listening: “What’ll she think of her boy?” Perhaps unexpectedly, Wimpy begins weeping: again, Segar is showing the pain beneath Wimpy’s clownish facade. “Popeye, I am broken-hearted! I have disgraced the name of Wimpy–do you really think Mother is listening in?” Certainly we have seen that Wimpy is fully capable of lying, but this seems sincere. This Wimpy is not a violent person at all, but “for mother’s sake” he takes a swing at Rough-House, and, to his surprise, knocks him out.

    cic-wimpy-02After the fight, in the February 5, 1933 strip, Wimpy is back at Rough-House’s cafe and, ever persistent, pulls his usual trick of inviting him to a duck dinner, “you bring the ducks.” Furious, Rough-House punches Wimpy, and Popeye, who comments later in the strip that Wimpy is “a frien’ of mine,” retaliates by hitting Rough-House hard. “The trouble with you is yer too blasted sensitiff,” says Popeye. That suggests that Rough-House’s hot temper is due to being overly sensitive, having too little control of his emotions, and that the usually deadpan Wimpy and Popeye are rather stoical in comparison. While Wimpy may not be a violent person himself, he’s something of a voyeur of violence. When Rough-House’s friends object to Popeye hitting him, Wimpy comments, “Let’s you and them fight,” and so they do, as Wimpy settles in for a big burger dinner, served by a woozy Rough-House.

    In that strip Popeye declared that “Rough-House can’t hit Wimpy. . .cause he’s a frien’ of mine.” But by the following Sunday, Feb. 12, 1933, Segar seems to have changed his mind about Popeye’s attitude towards Wimpy. Now Popeye decides, “I guess Rough-House was right.” Popeye criticizes Wimpy to his face for having “no blasted self-respeck.” He continues, “Ever’ man on Eart’ is susposed to do sumpin’ important” but “Yer a hooman flop–ya ain’t got absolukely no egocism. How kin ya have self-respeck without ya got some egocism,” by which, I expect, Popeye means that Wimpy has no ambitions: “Ya wants to be jus’ mediocum,” which means “mediocre” in Popeye-speak. “I ain’t got no sympathy for a loafer–yer lower’n a worm, tha’s what,” Popeye concludes.

    Wimpy characteristically seems immune to insults, whether he consciously ignores them or is oblivious to them. In later strips, no matter how much his nemesis George W. Geezil thunders insults and threats at him, Wimpy remains unmoved. But Geezil deals in empty bluster; Popeye is giving Wimpy a piercing critique of his personality. As a result, Wimpy again begins to weep: “You hurt my feelings,” he says simply. Popeye immediately feels guilty and sorry: “Yer okay. Why, yer a swell guy.” Then Popeye returns to his original attitude to Wimpy at the start of this series of Sunday strips: “When they ride ya, jus’ say “I yam what I yam an’ that’s all I yam.” Of course, that is Popeye’s catchphrase about himself. Not only is Popeye accepting Wimpy, faults and all, but he even seems to be suggesting that Wimpy is like himself, that they are each true to their nature. Popeye and Wimpy end up at Rough-House’s cafe, where Popeye apparently buys him a big dinner, complete with spinach. Wimpy lavishes “my friend” Popeye with praise, inviting him to a duck dinner. “You bring the ducks, Popeye,” Rough-House comments cynically. And yes, Wimpy has once again succeeded in getting someone–Popeye–to feed him. But does that mean that Wimpy was faking when he broke down in tears? He could have been, but I suspect that Wimpy really does regard Popeye as his friend, and was genuinely hurt by his criticism. Remember, Wimpy claims to have no other friends, and, as we saw in the prize fight, Wimpy does seem to have a sense of guilt over being such a passive failure in life.

    In the following Sundays Segar demonstrates that this second interpretation is correct. At the start of the February 19, 1933 strip, Popeye is again sharply criticizing Wimpy, but this time not out of disgust but a kind of tough love: “I ain’t tryin’ to hurt your feelin’s–I’m bawlin’ ya out on account of I wants ya to change yer ways an’ be a man.” Wimpy replies, “But you say such awful things about me.” When Wimpy is conning someone, he uses grandiose, flowery language. The fact that his reply to Popeye is so simply phrased indicates that Wimpy is not pretending here: he really is hurt, and perhaps realizes what Popeye is telling him is largely true.

    Then, surprisingly, Wimpy’s mother, whom he hasn’t seen in fifteen years, arrives. Segar could have drawn her as a caricature, looking like Wimpy in drag, but no, he draws her as realistically as he can, and treats her seriously. She has recently lost the cottage where they lived; this may be an allusion to the Great Depression. Wimpy embraces his mother, and they clearly love each other. To his credit, Popeye will not let Wimpy’s mother know what a failure her son is. “He’s the finest man I knows!” Popeye declares, saying, rather over the top, “He should been a presidink like Georgia Washenting.” But in between those statements Popeye adds what he may truly believe: “I knows they’s good stuff in him.”

    But maybe Popeye doesn’t fully realize how true that is. In the February 26, 1933 a narrator in a caption, presumably voicing Segar’s own beliefs, calls Wimpy “the most complete loafer who ever lived.” But now Wimpy confronts his own guilty conscience over his life: “What will poor Mother think when she learns I’ve amounted to nothing?” Still covering for him, Popeye tells Mrs. Wimpy that he would “trust Wimpy with anything I got,” whereupon Wimpy seizes the opportunity to borrow five dollars from him. Out of Mrs. Wimpy’s presence, Popeye, enraged at Wimpy’s mooching (“I’ll make a man out of him for his mother’s sake or bust his blasted head.”) hits him. But then Rough-House reveals that Wimpy spent only ten cents on a burger and spent the other $4.90 on flowers for his mother. This surprises Popeye, and probably surprises the readers as well.

    It is unusual for Wimpy to give gifts. In the February 12, 1933 strip Popeye had complained to Wimpy that “Yer jus’ like a octopipuss–ya takes what ya kin reach but ya don’t never give nothin’.” Despite his violence, Popeye is the opposite: a highly generous man. In the March 5, 1933 strip Popeye buys a hamburger stand for Wimpy as a means to make enough money to support his impoverished mother. “I don’t do good deeds to get credick,” Popeye explains, “I does “˜em on account of they oughter get done.” Perhaps surprisingly, Popeye then reveals that he is religious, but that’s not his motive for charity. “An’ if ya does good deeds jus’ to get yerself a swell seat in heaven, yer selfish. The only reward ya should expeck for doin’ right is the sort of cumfertable feelin’ which ya gets from doin’ it.”

    Running a hamburger stand, though, is the wrong job for a comedy glutton like Wimpy, because he can’t stop himself from devouring all the burgers. Although Wimpy usually has a placid, gentlemanly, even erudite manner, when his hunger overpowers him, he starts acting like an animal. He explains to Popeye that a customer ordered a burger, “but when I tried to hand it to the customer, my teeth would snap at it–snap at it, sir, like a dog.” Segar is thus comically exposing the animal passions that may lie beneath a person’s civilized surface. I wonder if he may also be satirizing addiction in Wimpy’s uncontrollable lust for burgers.

    Popeye, the embodiment of selfless charity, gives Wimpy nearly all the money he has, five thousand dollars, so she can buy back her house. Popeye is not simply helping out Mrs. Wimpy but Wimpy as well: “If she stays here she’ll find out what a arful thing ya are.” Typically, Wimpy reacts by pretending he doesn’t need charity: “I’ll not accept it as a gift–I’ll pay you back Tuesday.”

    But hasn’t Popeye made a colossal mistake by giving Wimpy the parasite five thousand dollars? Actually, no: Popeye may think that Wimpy is an “arful thing,” but Wimpy does indeed give his mother the full five thousand dollars, enough for her to buy back her home “and have plenty to live on.” (Five thousand dollars was worth far more in 1933 than it is today.) Typically, Wimpy does borrow two nickels from her “for telephoning purposes” and then uses it instead to buy a burger. But mooching ten cents out of five thousand dollars is easily excusable.

    cic-wimpy-03Perhaps Wimpy, who lacks “egocism,” simply has no desire to be rich, and is content just surviving from burger to burger. Similarly, though Popeye repeatedly earns or finds fortunes in Segar’s strips, he typically gives the money away as charity. Again, I remind myself that these strips first appeared in the depths of the Great Depression. By not caring about money, Popeye and Wimpy, each in his own way, triumph over the Depression. They not only survive in this time of hardship, but they do not fall victim to depression in the Depression. Part of Popeye’s heroism lies in his willingness to give away large sums of money to help the less fortunate. Popeye’s own “egocism” does not involve becoming wealthy. And Wimpy, in selflessly turning all that money over to his mother, proves surprisingly heroic as well. However much Popeye feels “disgusk” at Wimpy, one can see why Popeye nonetheless regards Wimpy as his friend.

    But friendship, oddly, does not stop Wimpy from becoming Popeye’s rival in love, surprising as that may seem. In the Sunday, March 13, 1933 strip, Wimpy declares to Olive Oyl that he has fallen in love with her. Reading her personality correctly, Wimpy tells her that he has a million dollars worth of gold, something that indeed interests her. But as Wimpy embroiders his story of how he lost the million in gold in the Arctic snows, Olive refuses to believe it, and turns to Popeye when he arrives. But then out walks Wimpy, telling Olive, “I thank you for a pleasant evening,” as Popeye reacts in shock, reading who knows how much into Wimpy’s simple statement. But this is only the beginning of Popeye and Wimpy’s competition in romance, as we shall see when I return to this Wimpython in coming weeks.

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: ALICE IN WONDERLAND

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    Alice In Wonderland is the greatest film of the year, based on the trailer. A flick that we THINK we will love, and have already CONVINCED ourselves that we love, before having to, or needing to, see it. It seems like an easy sell, right? You got Tim Burton, Mr. Hot Topic, a parody of his former self, taking on the wild, weird, world of Lewis Carroll. We even get Johnny “surprise, surprise” Depp in the (sort of) lead role as the (supposedly) crazy, cooky, zany, wacky, insane-in-the-membrane, effeminate comedy tornado known as the Mad Hatter. Can’t go wrong. Right?

    Admitting that one has never read classic literature is always tough, but this reviewer will do it. I’ve never read any of Lewis Carroll’s works, with the exception of “Jabberwocky.” Like many of my fellow Generation-Pepsi brethren, my biggest forays into “Alice” were via Disney, The Disney channel, that TV movie, and any and all “eat me, drink me” pop culture references. Oddly, I think I am the perfect demographic for Burton’s film: people who have a hazy knowledge of the material to the point where confusion overtakes enjoyment and we just assume that what we watched was good, accurate, and well done due to special effects and filmmaker credentials.

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    Well, first off, after much research and common-knowledge-recall, I think we can agree that Lewis Carroll’s works were meant to be gibberish, odd, and “cooky” (in an intentionally literate way) to begin with. The brilliant (I’ve heard at least) source material is obviously the least of Alice’s problems, especially since this film, much like Disney’s original, is a huge mash-up retelling of all things “Carroll” in a story that is a sequel to the stories that he wrote. Yeah, let me try to organize that thought: Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland is a sequel to the source material that uses story/plot elements from the source material coupled with newly-written material and material that is written from assumptions based on source material. Whew. Now, at least Disney’s original film was just a merging of two books, it doesn’t completely obliterate all possibility of children one day reading the books and understanding how the already confusing brilliance of Carroll fits together with their lifetime of understanding of what Burton told them it was. In the year 2030 there will be a lot of adults surprised to find out that ALICE IN WONDERLAND was possibly the most confusing title choice for a beloved nostalgic film of their youth. I guess Alice Returns To Wonderland was too complex for audiences to grasp. Hook wasn’t titled Peter Pan for a reason.

    I love(d) Burton, please know that, but the guy lost his “genius” switch almost a decade ago with Planet Of The Apes. Since then he truly has been doing Tim Burton “Auto-Pilot” theater, and Alice is no exception. If anything, it is more proof. There’s nothing wrong with a director teaming up for several upon several projects with a lead, especially one as talented as Depp. The problems begin when the collaboration starts to get obvious to the point of banality, to the point where it almost seems like they are dragging each other down because everything is taken for granted that nothing is artistically progressing.

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    This time around Depp and Burton’s past has painfully caught up to them, helped in no way by the marketing blitz displaying the Mad Hatter’s admittedly insane appearance. So how off the deep end does Depp’s performance get? How maniacal does he take his character? How much does Burton’s Mad Hatter resemble a sentient volcano, filed with molten-crazy, ERUPTING COMEDY AT EVERY TURN??? Zip. Nothing. Notta. The MAD Hatter of Tim Burton’s nightmarish dream world is less crazy than most action-film comedy-relief characters during their subdued moments. His entrance and subsequent screen time is scathingly boring, to the point where his bland presence almost becomes embarrassing. In fact, he is actually one of the most serious characters in the movie, yet the movie itself doesn’t seem to realize it. I would assume this was intentional, they were trying to give the Hatter depth, yet it takes away the essential nature of the character. If I create a character called Homeless Jim, and he stops being Homeless, who is he? The craziest thing Mad Hatter does is dancing, via the excessively boring magic of CGI, for like 30 seconds. “Cringe-worthy” is a very clichéd term to use in any review. It was cringe-worthy as all hell.

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    The last time Burton re-adapted the source material of an already beloved movie (a.k.a. it wasn’t a remake) I absolutely, positively hated it with every ounce of my body. Why should this be any different? Perhaps I’m not the audience for this (I guess.) Although, I try to stay positive, I’m always hoping that my fears about a flick are unjustified. Now I realize that I’ve talked very little about the actual movie itself, and honestly, it’s because I forgot most of whatever it was about. Something having to do with killing the Red Queen’s dragon, the Jabberwock, with the Vorple sword, which is from the poem “Jabberwocky” (yeah, it’s confusing.) What I do remember is that the plot was like Alice In Wonderland adapted, both in script and style, as the most derivative fantasy movie of last decade. I’m not joking either; there are shots of Alice and the Mad Hatter standing on a balcony together in front of Rivendale. Yes, that Rivendale. Waterfalls, majestic landscapes, soft focus, white glow and all. There is even a Narnia-like prophecy about an English child (Alice) returning to the fantasy world to kill the evil Queen (which from what I can research, is not from the books, so they willingly wrote such a derivative concept”¦I could be wrong.) This is all inflamed by an epic battle at the end, where we finally get to see Johnny Depp, as the Serious Hatter fight Crispin Glover with a CGI body. Finally, my dreams made corporeal!

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    The movie is made up of giant assumptions and it derails from the second Alice steps into Wonderland. The tone is predicated upon audience’s perfect recollection and knowledge of the source material to the point that character’s speak Carroll’s gibberish, which if fine, BUT, they speak it fast and without the slightest bit of enunciation. The movie doesn’t seem to care that if the audience can’t hear the “nonsense” words, we can’t comprehend that they are, in fact, nonsense. I’ve read “Jabberwocky,” I know the word “bandersnatch,” yet I couldn’t tell they were saying it during the entire movie until the very end, struggling to Frankenstein-stitch all the syllables up in my brain. I’m all for nonsense and lunacy, but if I need subtitles to understand what the characters are speed-whispering the whole movie, what’s the point? This gives the entire production a feeling of disjointed, slovenly pacing, not to mention the fact that it doesn’t bother with any character setup. Burton expects that you know the individual and overall plights of these characters, and their struggle against the evil Red Queen, from the word go. Sure, we know what Alice’s deal is, but give us a bit more meat as to why these characters chose the sides they did, and what they have been doing since she left. You are writing a whole new story anyway, if you going to crap on it, at least explain some character motivation. Why doesn’t the Cheshire Cat use his powers to do anything of worth? Burton’s film leaves behind the helping Alice/hurting Alice, deviant nature of the books and Disney’s original film”¦in this he’s a force of apparent, straightforward “good.” This is a “new” story, one in which you’ve changed the tone to action-fantasy and the nature of the character”¦so I’m not asking Lewis Carroll, I’m asking Tim Burton (but I would be interested in Carroll’s response.) Why doesn’t the Cheshire Cat transport himself behind the Red Queen’s throne and slit her jugular with his nails? Ok, it’s a kid’s movie, but come one, this Cat is almost omniscient, practically immortal, and devilishly smart (he also has the power to physically morph into other forms?!?!) Yet, like a badly written Superman comic, he doesn’t work at his full potential.

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    The cast does a fine job. It’s nice to see Crispin Glover on screen, even with a CGI body. Mia Wasikowska does a damn fine job as Alice. Alan Rickman, Helena Carter, Anne Hathaway, Stephen Fry”¦they are all top notch, movie aside. Right around here, two years ago, you would be treated to me complaining about CGI and green-screen based filmmaking, but I don’t have the energy anymore and I doubt there are any new arguments to bring to the pro-analog table. I would also have to explain why Avatar would get a pass from me, yet Alice seems to be killing my spirit, which in and of itself is probably the best review I could give you.

    Highly recommended to The Last Unicorn fans, Hot Topic employees and customers, and elderly folks who have nothing to do at 2pm on Tuesdays.

    I’m Bob Rose, thanks for reading, this sentence is going to end now.

  • Trailer Park: Life, The Universe, & an Oscar Ode

    By Christopher Stipp

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    WE LIVE IN PUBLIC – DVD Review

    we_live_in_public_official_posterThere’s a moment in WE LIVE IN PUBLIC (Now out on DVD) in which Josh Harris, an Internet wunderkind who saw the convergence of our online and everyday lives meshing long before any of us delighted in the joy of broadband service, makes an underground lair. Now, as founder of Pseudo.com, one of the very first sites to ever make video on the Internet available in the late 90’s, he wanted to push the sociological and psychological boundaries of what we would consider voyeuristic. He built a bunker, for lack of a better word, underground in New York where dozens upon dozens of people, artists mostly, had to submit not only applications for the chance to have their lives taped 24/7 but were put through rigorous examinations to determine their willingness to be completely exposed to those around them in ways we hadn’t yet been exposed to. One of the things you learn quickly about the cultural mores of artists, I think, is that through this selection process you notice that these people are open to the idea of things, the idea of a good artistic endeavor, in a way that I don’t think Ma and Pa Kettle would, as the general looseness of those who agreed to be filmed bathing, fornicating, and doing whatever they wanted while the cameras rolled is apparent in their giddiness to take part in this experiment.

    Through the fresh direction of Ondi Timoner, her documentary DIG! still ranks as one of my favorites in that genre, we see how Josh’s own theories about the Internet’s allure for instant fame and our insatiable need to consume information about the lives of those we follow play out on camera. The bacchanalia of sex, video cameras, guns, and general licentiousness that took place over the course of 30 days is fantastic in how revolutionary the idea was at the time at the turn of the millennium. Oddly enough, it was the clock striking the year 2000 that put an end to the communal party as “The Man” stepped in to put and end to what was a living, breathing example of the world that was about to come.

    Josh decides to get intimate with the idea of the personal expressed through online channels and decides to do the same thing but makes it above ground and limits it to 2 people: his girlfriend and himself. What occurs is really the meat of the things we all know about today in some way or another. That the idea the Internet could allow for real intimacy is really a fallacy. This situation only confirms that when you scrutinize and pick apart situations for everyone to look at and comment on there is nothing, absolutely nothing, positive that can come out of it that would indicate how humans really act when the doors are closed.

    It’s a false sense of reality and this film captures the essence of the Internet age in a way you never thought to ask because we’re all too busy making our own opinions, and lives, known on the Internet. The situations that Harris create only bolster the argument that technology, inherently, does not allow for personal intimacy. It’s a false front but the advent of new and better ways for people to communicate with one another, ironically, artificially create that sense and it’s that sense that Timoner captures so very well.

    If you’re a fan of documentaries this one should be required viewing for anyone who wants a deeper understanding of what kind of lives we’re building for ourselves online and whether this is truly healthy for our own sense of self. Loved it.

    About the film:

    As the social networks become more and more mainstream, questions of personal privacy continue to be an issue. But in the “˜90s, Internet guru, artist, futurist and visionary Josh Harris was experimenting with that very subject. Ten years in the making and culled from 5000 hours of footage, WE LIVE IN PUBLIC, from award-winning director Ondi Timoner (DIG!), documented his tumultuous life for more than a decade to create a riveting, cautionary tale of what to expect as the virtual world inevitably takes control of our lives. Called “remarkable [and] mesmerizing”, the 2009 Sundance Grand Jury Prize Winner for Best Documentary reveals the effect the web is having on our society, as seen through the eyes of Harris, “the greatest Internet pioneer you’ve never heard of”.

    Harris, often called the “Warhol of the Web”, founded Pseudo.com, the first Internet television network during the infamous dot-com boom of the 1990s. He also curated and funded the ground breaking project “Quiet” in an underground bunker in NYC where over 100 people lived together on camera for 30 days at the turn of the millennium. With “Quiet”, Harris proved how we willingly trade our privacy for the connection and recognition we all deeply desire, but with every technological advancement becomes that much more elusive. Through his
    experiments, including a six-month stint living with his girlfriend under 24-hour electronic surveillance which led to his mental collapse, Harris demonstrated the price we pay for living in public.

    Featuring music by The Pixies, Spoon and Jamiroquai, WE LIVE IN PUBLIC is presented in widescreen with Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo. Extras include commentary from Internet pioneers Chris DeWolfe and Jason Calacanis and venture capitalist Fred Wilson, a Sundance 2009 retrospective, the official trailer and more.

    THE UNIVERSE SEASON 4 – DVD Review

    uniI’ll admit it: I’m dumb.

    I hated math and I liked science a little less. However, I was utterly enthralled with Mr. Wizard’s World.

    Don Herbert was a master of taking really complex concepts that ruled our every day existence and crafted experiments to show kids like me that there was practical explanations about how calories were calculated, the nuances of gravity, and what the effects of liquid nitrogen were on a hot dog. This engendered a sense of wow about the world I lived in but the problem was that Mr. Wizard only came on for 1/2 a hour a day and school lasted hours upon hours and they never brought that kind of teaching style to the table.

    Fast forward 20 years. I still hate math but I do like science. I may not understand the complex means by which people get to the answers what the coefficient is of the force that will ensure the wing of the plane I am riding in doesn’t snap off but it intrigues me. Thankfully, The Universe is a lot like Mr. Wizard for grown-ups like me who aren’t necessarily nerds when it comes to understanding how the larger universe around me operates but who want to learn.

    In the fourth season this series continues to impress and educate with its methodological tack for making sense of the space that our globe is ensconced in on all sides. From using computer modeling to show how star clusters function and what happens when big things collide into planets to employing real life scientists who actually enjoy what they do and communicate as such on camera provide a viewing experience that just felt easy for me to follow. And I think the ease with which these things are explained help to make this a show that isn’t just aimed at people who may fancy themselves junior astronomers. This is a show for people like myself who aren’t well-versed in the complex mathematics involved which would explain everything they’re talking about but who really do need some help in slowing down and compartmentalizing the information in bites that are simple enough to consume. No, I don’t realize the difference between stars that seem to be the same and the relationship of dimness which can set them apart but, thanks to season 4 of The Universe, I saw someone with a white car back up in a parking lot to illustrate the point they were making.

    Look, there should be no shame in saying that you’re deficient in certain areas of your mental wheelhouse but the pleasure a series like this brings, where people are delighted to explain ideas that eggheads have been agonizing over for centuries and where scientists are more than happy to create a real-world scenario that contextualizes what they’re saying, makes me more than giddy to see where else they can fill in the holes. To boot, this is also a series I can enjoy with the rest of my family as everyone can get something unique out of it and I think that speaks volumes about the production aims for a series that wants to not only cast the net really wide but wants to try and elevate the conversation for everyone involved.

    As long as they keep making shows like this I will be more than willing to try and school myself because if they’re anything like this, I don’t mind sitting in front of the television for hours on end.

    About the film:

    Using stunning HD graphics and packed with authentic NASA footage, THE UNIVERSE returns in SEASON FOUR to transport home viewers past the wonders of our own solar system and out to the bizarre far-flung reaches of the cosmos. From death stars to ringed planets, star clusters to space wars, THE UNIVERSE: THE COMPLETE SEASON FOUR on DVD and BLU-RAY uses new discoveries and more advanced CGI to help explain the mysteries of outer space.

    These special edition sets feature all 12 episodes from SEASON FOUR plus special “Ask the Universe” segments in which the series’ most popular experts answer viewers’ questions. Examine which elements from popular sci-fi movies could really exist ““ from the ice moon of Endor to wormholes and transporters. Discover how the universe is awash in all sorts of strange liquids, from oceans of methane to blobs of alcohol floating in space, and even iron rain. And watch and marvel as experts cook up ten ways to destroy the Earth, including blowing it up with anti-matter, hurling it into the Sun, and colliding with another galaxy in this top-rated #1-selling HISTORYâ„¢ franchise.

    TELL THEM ANYTHING YOU WANT – DVD Review

    mauriceAs Maurice Sendak tells it, life growing up was sweet with his older brother and older sister.

    This rather compact documentary on the man who would pen Where The Wild Things Are is a sincere and touching view into the life of an author who never deigned to spend his life writing for children. His muse was set to make him the vessel through which he produced dozens of books that kids everywhere adored and revered.

    Clocking in at around 40 minutes this is a film directed by Lance Bangs and Spike Jonze that, honestly, is emotionally stirring when you listen to a man who initially comes off as a crotchety old coot who you wonder, initially, why he even agreed to be on camera. The man is crotchety, no question about it, but instead of railing against the ills of the world around him he seems consumed with the ills that plague his soul.

    While he recounts a life growing up with an older sister who he adored, in the special features there is a “dramatic” recreation with Jonze and Katherine Keener of a time he threw her under the bus after being left in a bake shop one time, and an older brother who helped him make hand-made toys you get a sense here was a man who had a rich childhood that was filled with wonder. He recounts the time, in a slow and exacting manner, how when he was a toddler seeing a picture of a badly decomposed photo of the Lindbergh baby that was kidnapped and left to rot in a forest. He tells how that affected him and you cannot help but feel in awe of a man who is able to recall those things which shaped his perception.

    About his writing for kids, and it sounds like he’s a grumpy old man, but he likens his talent to a malfunction. He doesn’t understand why he was able to churn out story after story where his characters were no older than kids in the throes of childhood. He doesn’t seem mystified by the process. He seems resigned to knowing that he was just following a path as an artist and never wavered from it. It’s sweet and tender but it offers insight into how Maurice would grow up to create Where The Wild Things Are, a story that was controversial for its depiction of a mother who would stoop to the level of her child. Controversial for its depiction of a mother that would let her emotions get in the way of societal niceties that dictated hard and fast rules about the role of parents.

    He talks sanguinely about death and its implications but you see an artist who knows he’s created something special for the world but, as any good artist would say, it doesn’t seem good enough. He has that “one more thing” still wanting to be created and you hope for all our sakes that he finally does. At one point, near the end of the documentary, he talks about why he wrote books for kids. He asks, almost self-reflexively, “Why is my needle stuck in childhood? I don’t know…That’s where my heart is.”

    This is a movie that should not be missed and should absolutely be hunted out and viewed.

    About the film:

    From Lance Bangs and Spike Jonze, acclaimed director of WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, comes A PORTRAIT OF MAURICE SENDAK, a loving look at one of the most cherished and controversial figures in children’s literature. Featuring TELL THEM ANYTHING YOU WANT, this is a deeply moving tribute to Sendak, a seminal talent whose conflicts with success and lifelong obsession with death have subtly influenced his work.

    Now 81, Sendak is best known for his book, WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, which he wrote twelve years into his career as a writer and illustrator. WILD THINGS would go on to become one of the most beloved and critically lauded children’s books of all time and, much to Sendak’s chagrin, would come to define his career. Through his own words, personal photos, and illustrations, Sendak offers a rare, intimate, and unexpected look at his exceptional life. A TRIBUTE TO MAURICE SENDAK also features James Gandolfini, Meryl Streep, Catherine Keener, and Tony Kushner honoring their friend and colleague.

    And the Winner is”¦

    By Ray Schillaci

    picture1The Academy Awards is either just around the corner or has been announced depending on when or if this gets posted. It’s been awhile since I’ve delivered my input on what’s out there. Thinking back I do not have a good enough reason not to have delivered Mr. Stipp a review or two a month. I could use the excuse that I have been traversing through a labyrinth of pain while in and out of a drug haze that impedes my writing, but I just don’t think that is acceptable. I will not continue on with my condition in fear of falling into maudlin territory and depressing you, the reader, and myself. So, in my humble opinion it’s unfortunate that the Academy has reduced itself to a cheap marketing ploy rather than get more creative to capture a television audience with the announcement of 10 “best picture nominees” rather than the streamline 5. Pardon me; did I use the word “creative” conjunctively with the Academy?

    This is the Academy that anointed “best picture” in 1973 to the long forgotten, “The Sting” rather than embrace one of the most memorably chilling movies in film history, “The Exorcist”. The same group that selected the now forgettable, but still well made “Ordinary People,” completely dismissing the greatest film of that decade, Martin Scorsese’s monumental achievement, “Raging Bull” and one of the most emotionally draining and provocative films of all time, David Lynch’s, “The Elephant Man”.

    Between 1932 and 1943 the Academy had 10 “best picture” nominees and if you take a look at any one of those years (with the exception of 1939) the category could have easily been reduced to five. Seriously, does this year’s crop of film come anywhere near the mythos of the batch that was provided in 1939; Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz, Wuthering Heights, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Stagecoach, Of Mice and Men, Dark Victory, Goodbye, Mr. Chips, Love Affair, Ninotchka. If you are not familiar with some of these, do yourself a favor and rent them. They are the inspirations for many famous filmmakers in the last 40 years!

    Frankly, there are only five best pictures this year; The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Up in the Air, Avatar and Up. I place Avatar on a precipice nearly being toppled by the far less expensive, but deeper District 9. The other films are well made human dramas that have no place under the best picture banner. Each one of the films I’ve mentioned as legit nominees have their strong sells to command the coveted spot. Avatar is the only questionable one. I’m not a Cameron basher and I do not concern myself with the budget of a movie. I am more concerned with the story itself and for the life of me I don’t understand how a film can be nominated for “best picture” without getting nominated for “best screenplay” or “best adapted screenplay”. Seeing Avatar is like going out with Paris Hilton ““ can it really last? Where’s the depth? It’s good for the time being, but years later it will get old and there will be little to enjoy. Am I being too mean?

    For me, Kathryn Bigelow’s, “The Hurt Locker” is every bit as visceral as Oliver Stone’s, “Platoon”. It’s one of the few films you watch after the first ten minutes and say, how can they possibly top that. The expectations are too high, and yet Bigelow delivers! On the other hand, Pixar’s, “Up” personifies a classic tale that nearly rings as original as “The Wizard of Oz”. It should not be dismissed as an animated film. The feelings are genuine and so are its actors, whose voices bring to life characters that forever stay in our heart and make an indelible mark in our lives. The story is both simple and unique carrying a bittersweet tome about life; the joys of youth and the pains of growing old. Speaking of original, Tarantino steps up to the plate and knocks it out of the ballpark with his grinningly fun inaccurate WW2 take, “Inglourious Basterds”. Tarantino challenges and we are all the better for it. He shows growth both as a director and a writer. He also remains outside the Hollywood system making his style not as accessible to mainstream audiences, but that’s why we love him. It reminds me of when Scorsese brought us Taxi Driver and Raging Bull ““ ending up being whole chapters in cinematic history.

    But superseding as the most important statement about where we stand as a nation and where we may be going is Jason Reitman’s, “Up in the Air”. From the subtle performances, nuanced script, deep rich cinematography and a score that leaves one with a mild taste of the sixties harking back to the classic, “The Graduate,” Reitman proves that he was the genius behind “Juno” and not Diablo Cody. Cody proved that herself with the tepid “Jennifer’s Body”.

    If you have not seen this masterpiece on corporate America, by all means do. Do not be put off by what you may think this picture is about. I thought, going in, it would be too bourgeoisie for me. How could I relate to people making 100 grand a year getting laid off when I knew way too many people making half of that getting the ax? How could I possibly care for the lead character that performs this heinous act? Reitman and company pull this off magnificently with George Clooney delivering the best performance of his career. Vera Farmiga (Orphan) cannot receive enough praise as Clooney’s seductive co-pilot who happens to have a delicious back end (unless they used a body double). She is not only the epitome of aging gracefully, she’s downright sexy too.

    The importance of this film speaks volumes and rightfully places it at the top of my list as best picture. Of course, that does not mean a thing when you look at the past; “French Connection” beating out “Clockwork Orange” or “No Country for Old Men” stealing best picture from “There Will Be Blood”. But every so often the Academy does surprise us and does the right thing. Look at “Lord of the Rings: Return of the King” in 2003, “Braveheart” in 1995 and both “Godfathers ““ I & II” in 1972 and ’74. I only hope box office does not become the ultimate decision over what is actually the best we have to offer in American cinema.

  • Comics in Context #235: The Chief and the King

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    #235 (Vol. 2 #7): THE CHIEF AND THE KING

    cic-stang2When I was a child I enjoyed all sorts of animated cartoon series I saw on television, perhaps more or less equally. But as an adult, watching these cartoons again, I discovered that some, notably Warner Bros.’ Looney Tunes grew in my estimation, while others, notably the Hanna-Barbera television cartoons of the late 50s through the 1960s, dropped considerably. I still find the early Hanna-Barbera characters–Yogi Bear, et al.–appealing, thanks to their visual design, primarily by the late animator Ed Benedict, and especially the great voice acting by Daws Butler and his colleagues. But while I can name numerous Warners cartoons whose direction and writing make them great and classic–What’s Opera, Doc?, One Froggy Evening, and on and on–are there individual Hanna-Barbera TV cartoons from the 50s and 60s that are anywhere near that league?

    That’s why I was surprised watching the Hanna-Barbera Hokey Wolf cartoons I wrote about a few weeks ago. Usually nowadays when I catch a Hanna-Barbera cartoon of that vintage on Boomerang, I’m disappointed by what now seems to me the weak stories and dialogue. The Hokey Wolf cartoons proved to be surprisingly inventive, leading me to wonder if there is some other Hanna-Barbera series of that period that deserves critical reevaluation. (Someday I’ll get around to writing about The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, Hanna-Barbera’s combined parody of silent movie serials and Disney’s Snow White, for example.)

    This brings me back to a long-promised topic, Hanna-Barbera’s Top Cat, which debuted on ABC back in 1961, and starred the voice of character actor Arnold Stang, who had earlier voiced Herman, the tough little New Yorker mouse in the Herman and Katnip cartoons of the 1950s. (Watch animation writer Earl Kress interview Stang about Top Cat here:

    Following the success of Hanna-Barbera’s The Flintstones in prime time, Top Cat was also made for evening viewing and aimed at an adult audience that included adults. It lasted only one season, for a total of thirty episodes (TV seasons were longer back then), but has been rerun ever since, first on Saturday mornings and nowadays on the cable network Boomerang.

    Top Cat and Herman were part of the Baby Boomers’ childhoods, and today their cartoons can be found on DVD collections and online. They are further proof of my Eternal Present theory of cartoon art in the 21st century: so much classic material is now easily accessible that the significant work of the past has once more part of the present, for those who care to look.

    cic-bilkoAs I mentioned in a previous installment, both Hokey Wolf and Top Cat were inspired by Phil Silvers’ performance as comedic con man supreme Sgt. Bilko on the classic 1950s television series You’ll Never Get Rich a. k. a. The Phil Silvers Show a. k. a. Sgt. Bilko. The dead giveaway that Top Cat was inspired by Bilko was the casting of Maurice Gosfield, who played Private Doberman on Bilko, as a similar character on Top Cat, Benny the Ball.

    It’s also been observed that Top Cat, a. k. a. T.C., with his gang of alley dwellers is reminiscent of the team of young actors who started out on film as the Dead End Kids and were later known by various names, most famously as the Bowery Boys. Although Top Cat and his gang are all adults, they are all considerably shorter than their friendly nemesis, Officer Dibble, who comes across as a surrogate father figure trying to keep a bunch of mischievous kids in line. (It strikes me that Dibble, Top Cat and gang are like fun house mirror reflections of Joe Simon and Jack Kirby’s Guardian and the Newsboy Legion, another cartoon variant on the street gang idea.)

    Beyond this, I think that the names of some of Top Cat’s gang–Benny the ball, Fancy Fancy–signal that yet another source for the series was the work of Damon Runyon, who is today best known as the author of the stories that were adapted into the musical Guys and Dolls, about likable small-time gamblers and crooks in New York City. It’s notable that Top Cat is the only classic early Hanna-Barbera series that is explicitly located in a real place: New York City. Hoyt Curtin’s score for the series even at moments evokes the music of George Gershwin.

    Apparently Top Cat, which was originally shown in prime time, was meant to be written with more adult sophistication than Hanna-Barbera cartoons like Yogi Bear and Quick Draw McGraw. But as a child I watched Top Cat avidly, and the series did have a long afterlife on Saturday morning TV. It’s not written above the heads of smart kids.

    Producer-director Joseph Barbera repeatedly said that he believed the reason why Top Cat, unlike The Flintstones, lasted only one season in prime time was the adult prime time audience would not accept talking animals in a cartoon series. This seems right. A generation later, The Simpsons, which just celebrated its 20th anniversary, proved that a prime time animated series could be a tremendous success, and significantly, it excludes talking animals.

    But The Simpsons is also sharp and satirical enough to amuse sophisticated adults. But it seems to me that, despite its origin as a series supposedly for adults, Top Cat really is a kids’ show. Unlike The Simpsons, Top Cat doesn’t delve into politics or social satire or adult relationships like marriage, and certainly not sex. Looking at Yogi Bear cartoons on Boomerang, it now seems obvious to me that Yogi is like a clever and mischievous but goodhearted boy trying to get away with his pranks, notably stealing picnic baskets, under the nose of Ranger Smith, a stand-in for a father as authority figure. Top Cat is wilier and acts more mature than Yogi, and Officer Dibble more gullible than the often formidable Ranger Smith, but essentially T. C. and his gang are still like kids trying to outwit their father figure. So the appeal this show would have for kids is clear.

    What surprises me in re-watching Top Cat episodes now are subtexts that I ignored as a child because this was indeed a show about “funny animals.” In discussing Hokey Wolf and Fantastic Mr. Fox weeks ago, I pointed out that both had protagonists who are anthropomorphic talking animals, essentially humans disguised as animals. But what if you think of them–or of Top Cat–as actual humans? It seems to me that if Hanna and Barbera had done Top Cat as a series about a gang of humans, not cats, it would have had to be radically different or it wouldn’t have worked. Watching episodes of Top Cat recently, I was struck by how grim the premise of the series would be if Top Cat and his friends humans and not funny talking alley cats. (I will be discussing specific episodes, so I issue spoiler alerts.)

    Top Cat not only lives in an alley but in a trash can (years before Oscar the Grouch did the same). He uses Officer Dibble’s police phone, presumably because he can’t afford one of his own. He has no job or source of income apart from his various schemes. Early in one episode, “Rafeefleas,” Top Cat collects what money the gang has. T. C. himself has none, the other five have only a little over sixty cents among them. In short, beneath their comic banter, they are desperately poor. If Top Cat were human, nowadays we’d call him one of the homeless.

    But I don’t recall the term “homeless” being commonly used back then: the homeless poor were still referred to as tramps and hobos and bums. Moreover, the hobo was then often a comedic figure rather than a sad one, perhaps following the tradition of Chaplin’s Little Tramp. When Top Cat was first on television, for example, one of comedian Red Skelton’s signature characters was Freddy the Freeloader, a charming clown-like tramp who seemed happy and satisfied with his life. Similarly, although they would love to make a fortune, Top Cat and company do not seem unhappy about their lifestyles.

    But imagine if Top Cat and his gang had been depicted as humans rather than cats. Wouldn’t it seem pathetic rather than amusing to have them living in an alley and even in trash cans? If Top Cat and company were truly homeless humans, they would surely be dressed in rags. As cats, following the conventions of cartoons, they instead wear minimal clothing which somehow proves suitable in most places they go. Sgt. Bilko aimed for and lost fortunes, but he had the safety net of his low but secure income as an army sergeant. In contrast, Top Cat and company have absolutely nothing. If he were human, Top Cat’s sunny confidence in his own talents, despite the squalor of his surroundings, would make him seem to be deep in denial of reality. In another episode, “A Visit from Mother,” Benny is distraught because he has told his mother he is not only successful but has become mayor of New York, but now she is coming to visit him and he fears she will learn the truth. For a moment the viewers may stop to consider just how far from successful Top Cat and company are. (And again, a story about a son playing pretend, in effect, to please his mother seems more like a subject for a children’s show.)

    I wonder if Top Cat reflects memories of the Great Depression, which its creators had lived through, transformed into a comedy about a heroic conniver whose wit, self-confidence and persistence enables him to rise above, and indeed, ignore the poverty around him. As in the show’s celebrated opening credit sequence, with the title character pretending to ride in a limousine and dining at a fancy restaurant (by stealing a sewer worker’s lunch), Top Cat acts as if he is rich and successful. Penniless he may be, but as the title song goes, he is nonetheless the chief and the king of his world, its top cat.

    Like Sgt. Bilko, Top Cat and his accomplices manage to scale the heights before returning to their status quo as alley dwellers. In “A Visit from Mother”, Top Cat succeeds in convincing Benny’s mother, aided by her naivete and nearsightedness, that her son is indeed mayor, and even succeeds in faking a ticker tape parade:

    In “˜The Maharajah of Pookajee”, Top Cat ends up impersonating the wealthy maharajah and getting to stay in a palatial hotel suite–until the real maharajah inevitably turns up, of course:

    In “The $1,000,00 Derby”, Top Cat not only comes close to winning a million dollars but manages to fool not only the news media but even the city and federal government into thinking he is “the richest man in the world,” oil-rich sheik Ali Khat:

    Now there is a premise with the potential for a real satire on the media and politics, but the episode really only scratches the surface. That’s typical of Top Cat: hinting at greater satiric implications without delving into them. Even back then, Jay Ward’s Bullwinkle and Bob Clampett’s Beany and Cecil would have gone further! If only someone would someday revive Top Cat and explore its potential!

    My favorite episode, in my childhood and now, is “All That Jazz”, which had that title before either the Kander and Ebb song from Chicago and Bob Fosse’s semi-autobiographical film. The title is the full name of another trickster cat, A. T. Jazz, who is voiced by Daws Butler, possibly performing the voice he would have given Top Cat. (I recalled Butler using his Hokey Wolf voice for Jazz, but that’s not quite right: he gives Jazz a somewhat different voice, much like Hokey’s but also with traces of another Hanna-Barbera character, the hipster cat Mr. Jinks.) Having come all the way from Syracuse (a reference to another city in New York State I hadn’t noticed as a child), Jazz sets about to supplant T. C. as head of his gang, ladies’ man, master con artist, and, in short, “the top cat” of the area. (According to this episode, “top cat” is a title, suggesting that T. C. has an unrevealed real name.) Thus begins a war of the tricksters:

    I think one factor that keeps Top Cat from being a truly adult series is that Top Cat’s cunning schemes are so often so transparently obvious to adult viewers. That is true in “All That Jazz.” For example, T. C. tricks Jazz into thinking diamonds have been discovered in a distant country, but he invents a name for the locale that Jazz is easily able to discover is phony. Retaliating, Jazz fakes a radio broadcast declaring that the diamond discovery is real, but watching as an adult, I found it hard to believe that Top Cat didn’t recognize Jazz’s undisguised voice.

    In researching tricksters, I learned that one aspect of this character archetype is that he often ends up being tricked himself. That’s one of the pleasures of “All That Jazz,” as Jazz and Top Cat take turns manipulating the other and then proving gullible to his rival’s tricks. In the last act of the story, Jazz and Top Cat each even succeeds in tricking himself. A Hollywood producer and his lackey arrive, looking for a new discovery to cast in their movie The Thing from the Alley. On separate occasions they invite Top Cat and Jazz to be their new star. But Top Cat thinks this is one of Jazz’s tricks, and Jazz thinks this is one of Top Cat’s tricks, with the result that each turns down this offer of potential fame and fortune. This is a recurring pattern on Top Cat. When T. C. masquerades as the Maharajah of Pookajee, he hands out “rubies” that are really cheap costume jewelry. Not once but twice in the episode, Top Cat is offered real rubies, but he assumes they are more costumed jewelry, outsmarting himself. Jazz outsmarted himself in another way as well: having successfully gotten Top Cat’s gang to switch their loyalties to him, he then thoughtlessly proceeded to alienate them, one by one, while investigating T. C.’s diamond scam.

    At the end of “All That Jazz” the childlike, trusting Benny the Ball accepts the producer’s offer, and Top Cat and Jazz both realize that the producer was just what he claimed to be. Now Top Cat finally triumphs over his rival by proving to have quicker trickster reflexes. On learning of Benny’s deal, Top Cat immediately tells the producer he is Benny’s agent, and recruits the rest of the gang as Benny’s entourage. Top Cat and company then drive off in the producer’s limousine, literally leaving Jazz in the dust of the alley, which Dibble demands he clean up.

    Even as a child I recognized and enjoyed the fact that the rivals were played by two stars of cartoon voice acting. Both in my boyhood and now, my principal pleasure in watching the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoons of the late 1950s and 1960s–the pre-Scooby-Doo era, if you will–is not so much watching as listening to them. Chuck Jones famously called TV cartoon shows of this period “illustrated radio,” because of their severely limited animation. The phrase is apt in another respect, too: like classic radio comedies, the Hanna-Barbera cartoons of this period remain showcases for wonderful cartoon voice acting.

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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  • TV Or Not TV: 3/1 – 3/7

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    Once again I welcome you all to another edition of TV or Not TV. I’ve got a lot of thoughts for this week so please bare with me as I bounce around through all of them. Also be forewarned if you still haven’t watched last week’s episode of LOST I’d encourage you to just skip ahead to the listings.

    I wanted to start by talking about last week’s episode of LOST titled THE LIGHTHOUSE. First and foremost I was hoping with a title like THE LIGHTHOUSE they would actually be shedding some light on what, exactly, is going on with this whacky Island. Although they didn’t do this they did give us a bit more insight into part of the story we were told last week during THE SUBSTITUTE. I also wasn’t very sure what I was in for because of another Tweet by executive producer Damon Lindelof.

    If you haven’t noticed by now I’m not sure you will pick up on the fact that the writers and producers of LOST love elements of ALICE IN WONDERLAND. There were plenty of looking glasses and white rabbits in this episode. There was also a very subtle call back to something that happened in the first season episode titled WHITE RABBIT. At the beginning of the episode we find HURLEY given a mission by the recently deceased JACOB to take JACK to THE LIGHTHOUSE because someone is comign to the Island. In order to do this HURLEY tells JACK the phrase “you have what it takes”. This, of course, sets JACK into a tizzy and where he didn’t care at all what JACOB wanted from him two seconds before after those five words he’s rip-roaring ready to go. Why? The easy answer is from that whacky flash sideways story back in the Los Angeles where the plane never crashed. JACK tells his son DAVID (I know, what?!?) the uplifting story about how his dad CHRISTIAN told him he didn’t have what it takes. At this point I can’t remember if it was about piano playing, baseball, or basket weaving. Doesn’t matter. CHRISTIAN seemed to have been a mean dad who was obviously continuing some cycle of abuse.

    You’ll notice I said that the flash sidways story was the easy answer. I also said soemthing about a connection to the first season episode WHITE RABBIT. If you can stretch your mind back six years with me you’ll remember that in this episode, where JACK seems to be chasing after his dead father CHRISTIAN through the woods when he finally catches up the ghost (or SMOKE MONSTER, hallucination, etc.) of CHRISTIAN tells him to not try to lead these people because he just doesn’t have what it takes. Obviously CHRISTIAN has been doubting and loathing his son for quite some time. What a guy!

    Now that I’ve spent two paragraphs telling you how they were able to link back to dialogue from six years ago let me tell you about one of the two parts of this episode that I found really interesting. When HURLEY gets JACK up to THE LIGHTHOUSE things really smash the glass. It turns out that the Island has a very old lighthouse on it that no one has ever seen, apparently becuase they weren’t looking for it (like when you misplace your car keys I guess). This lighthouse is so hold it uses a fire pit and mirrors to reflect the light out to the ocean. Just like anything else on this Island, however, it turns out to do far more than just reflect light. It seems that when you turn the mirrors to certain degree markings on the LIGHTHOUSE (also now accompanied by names) you get a glimpse of something in the mirror other than a reflection. JACK first sees what looked to me like the church where SAWYER’s parents funeral service was held (I’m probably wrong). This drives him to make HURLEY turn the mirrors to 23 (which is marked SHEPHARD) and he gets a glimpse of his childhood home. Logically JACK gets mad that JACOB appears to have been playing peeping Tom and smashes all the glass when HURLEY can’t telll him why JACOB is a big ol’ peeping perv. I don’t know if either of them happened to notice the name that was marked 108, as this was the degree marking HURLEY was supposed to turn the mirrors towards. I’d put money on that person being DESMOND since “the Island is not done with” him yet.

    Another thing that I think is interesting is that JACK assumes instantly that JACOB is a peepin’ perv based on one still image he sees reflected back at him. How does he know this was the intent and use of THE LIGHTHOUSE. Maybe, instead, these “candidates” that are being drawn to the Island are being revealed even to JACOB himself by using the mirror. He gets a glimpse and has to ascertain who the candidate is. Just a thought. Oh, also whoever this person is must not be all that important becuase it turns out JACOB just did all this to make sure that HURLEY and JACK were as far away from the temple as possible because ol’ SMOKIE JOE is apparently a comin’ to lay a whoopin’ on all the people there. Hopefully MILES gets away.

    The second thing that I loved about this week’s episode is that CLAIRE is 100% pure, grade-A bat $hit crazy. She’s taken on the roll of ROUSSEAU as the crazy lady in the woods that wants to get her child back. She’s also been lied to by the SMOKE MONSTER this whole time being told that the OTHERS have her baby AARON (who, if you remember, was taken off the Island by KATE when they escaped via chopper…. man writing about this show makes ME sound bat $hit crazy, doesn’t it?). I assume it is the SMOKE MONSTER anyway because CLAIRE says her Dad told her (CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD) and then her friend, who is revealed to be the JOHN “THE SMOKE MONSTER” LOCKE. I don’t know if there is going to be a possible path for redemption for CLAIRE with all this bad grigri going on around her.

    One final LOST thought. Last week we learned that this Fake LOCKE is now stuck looking like JOHN LOCKE. I know I said we don’t know why but I have a funny feeling it has something to do with the fact that JACOB is now dead. Prior to JACOB being killed I’m pretty sure fake LOCKE was able to be LOCKE as well as ALEX, etc. in the episode DEAD IS DEAD. The onlyh thing that’s changed between now and then is JACOB dying. I just thought I would share even though we might never actually know the reason why.

    So there’s my thoughts on last week’s episode of LOST here on the eve of the next episode titled SUNDOWN. Considering this episode marks the 1/3 mark for the series (and the fact that they only showed us mere seconds of this week in the previews) I’m sure there’s going to be some heavy stuff going down at the temple. Good luck DOGEN, I’m rooting for you.

    Now that I’ve spent so much time talking about LOST let’s switch over to see just what else there is available to watch.

    MONDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: CHUCK is back and tonight he has to impersonate a dangerous assassin. Is there really any other kind of assassin?

    CBS – 8:00 PM: CARRIE UNDERWOOD guest stars on tonight’s episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. Notice I said guest star there Ted? Wouldn’t get your hopes up that this one is your kids mom.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Once again THE BACHELOR chooses (I think) a woman to take his hand in marriage followed by the season finale special “After the Final Rose.” Once again I also successfully navigated my way completely away from seeing a single moment of the show. Me for the win!

    CBS – 8:30 PM: Remember that sitcome RULES OF ENGAGEMENT? Yeah, neither do I. It’s back for a third season tonight though. DAVID SPADE for the win!

    TUESDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Now that the Olympics are over we finally see how that torch balancing on the head stand off ends on THE BIGGEST LOSER. Yeah, you read that right.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: The top 10 female finalists try desperately to perform better than their horrid performances last week on AMERICAN IDOL. Based on last week I think SIMON is getting out at just the right time.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Yeah, you may have already heard me say something about that LOST show.

    TNT – 10:00 PM: Fans of SOUTHLAND should be sure to tune in to TNT tonight as the second season premiere episode airs.

    WEDNESDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: I can’t really tell if the top 10 male finalists performed any better last week than the ladies on AMERICAN IDOL. I just know that I have absolutely no one to root for.

    NBC – 8:00 PM: BIGGEST LOSER host ALISON SWEENEY guest stars on tonights episode of MERCY. Congratulations MERCY, I may actually tune in and watch for once.

    ABC – 9:00 PM: PHIL tries to overcome a fear of the dark while exploring under the house with LUKE on MODERN FAMILY. Although not much to read I’m sure it’s going to be comedy gold.

    NBC – 9:00 PM: Tonight LAW & ORDER: SVU has a special two hour event with KATHY GRIFFIN guess starring as a lesbian-rights activist. I think the second hour doesn’t have anything to do with this but the show is good enough to stick around.

    USA – 10:00 PM: This week on PSYCH it’s LASSITER that actually makes the outrageous claim when he says a shark attack was actually a murder. I can already hear all of the JAWS lines being retread.

    THURSDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: Look, all of the NBC comedy shows are back tonight with the exception of 30 ROCK. Why is 30 ROCK not getting any love? It’s making room for BABY HALPERT who is being delivered during the one hour THE OFFICE event.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: I have no insight at all into tonight’s epsiode of SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS but from the previews I look forward to the groups being disrupted by hidden immunity idol fever.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight four more contestants are crushed by the fickle choices made by the citizens of the US on AMERICAN IDOL.

    USA – 10:00 PM: The season finale of BURN NOTICE promises to be packed with action in the first five minutes. The only thing really bad about this show is that it feels like the season is over right after it starts.

    FRIDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? follows celebrity journeys to finding out about their family history. I’ve sat through enough family slide shows to know to avoid this one.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Tonight on SUPERNANNY a family with a cafe needs help taming their wild kids from ruining business. One helpful hint: check the stock level on those chocolate covered espresso beans because I bet the kids are dippin’ in to them.

    CBS – 8:00 PM: I know that every show wants to have an explosive 100th epsiode to celebrate the achievement but GHOST WHISPERER has taken it a bit too literal with having a missing bomb as part of the story.

    SATURDAY

    NBC – 8:00 PM: If you missed the pilot for PARENTHOOD (like me) than you have a second chance to catch it tonight.

    ABC – 8:00 PM: I guess you can tell the OSCARS are tomorrow with the 20/20 BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS special being retread right before THE OPRAH WINFREY OSCAR SPECIAL dreadges through again as well.

    HALLMARK – 9:00 PM: Normally I wouldn’t recommend a HALLMARK channel film (because I don’t watch them) but UNCORKED features JULIE BENZ and since in the past six months she’s been a serial killer’s wife AND an ex-stripper I figure we can extend some sympath viewing her way.

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 8:30 E/5:30 P: Tonight THE 82ND ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS are tag teamed by ALEC BALDWIN and STEVE MARTIN. Is it the ACADEMY AWARDS or the SNL all-star guest host show?

    WILL WILKINS has been pre-empted to bring you this very special announcement.

  • Trailer Park: Christopher McDonald Interview

    By Christopher Stipp

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    GREEN ZONE – SCREENING

    greenzoneposterYes, United 93 made me a little ill. With all that shaky-cam movements he’s known for Paul Greengrass has tempered his need to put his cameras on paint shakers. Thank the heavens for that as I was able to enjoy the last Bourne film with much more interest.

    His latest, GREEN ZONE, looks like it will be a thriller in the most classical of ways. Immediate, visceral, fast-moving, and starring the acting stylings Matt Damon this will be a film that ought to satisfy the action jones any guy must have with the lack of action at the box office as of late. I have your tickets to a screening on March 9th, at Tempe Marketplace, at 7:00 p.m.

    Shoot me an e-mail at Christopher_Stipp@yahoo.com and I’ll make sure you get entered to get a pair of tickets

    A film description:

    Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, United 93) re-team for their latest electrifying thriller in Green Zone, a film set in the chaotic early days of the Iraqi War when no one could be trusted and every decision could detonate unforeseen consequences.

    During the U.S.-led occupation of Baghdad in 2003, Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller (Damon) and his team of Army inspectors were dispatched to find weapons of mass destruction believed to be stockpiled in the Iraqi desert. Rocketing from one booby-trapped and treacherous site to the next, the men search for deadly chemical agents but stumble instead upon an elaborate cover-up that inverts the purpose of their mission.

    Spun by operatives with intersecting agendas, Miller must hunt through covert and faulty intelligence hidden on foreign soil for answers that will either clear a rogue regime or escalate a war in an unstable region. And at this blistering time and in this combustible place, he will find the most elusive weapon of all is the truth.

    Christopher McDonald – Interview

    It was Tappy Tibbons that really drew me into Christopher McDonald’s world. Sure, you could can talk all you like about the comedic life he pored into making Shooter McGavin such a despicable villain but it was Darren Aronofsky who saw something indelible in making McDonald a pivotal part of his dramatic fever dream.

    McDonald has put in over thirty years making memorable roles that lesser actors would just as soon blend into the background playing. He’s made it his livelihood, his life’s work, playing parts that take on something special when he filters their essence through his sensibility. What that sensibility is, for the most part, are characters that you love to hate, but they are characters that make you feel something. I had a chance to talk to McDonald about his latest film, Splinterheads, which is now available to buy on DVD, but I was insanely curious to know more about the life of an actor that isn’t front and center with every production, how you make a life out of playing roles that people may or may not remember.

    splintCHRISTOPHER STIPP:  In preparing for this interview I thought it was interesting of how, as you were coming through the ranks, you had a Timex that was set to go off on a set schedule as a reminder, to you, to think about where your career was going.

    MCDONALD: Where did you find that?

    CS:  It was in an interview you did but i thought the sentiment was genuinely resonant. Do you still have that Timex in your head? Do you always re-evaluate what you do?

    MCDONALD: That’s a very good question and, to be honest with you, I think the ticking gets less loud once you reach a certain amount of success.

    It’s not a complacency that you get, don’t get me wrong, I’m very focused on what I’m doing, but I know that I’m not that same guy that’s always looking for that reassurance from the business to make your way.  It’s more like…I’m part of the club now, it’s really lovely to be involved…it’s a mutual respect thing when you see people and say, “Hey”¦Hey, McDonald get over here.”Â  It’s all kind of great now, it’s more “How do you have more control so it gets in the world?” this year. I’m doing my first directorial project, I’ve got 4 or 5 movies coming out, I’m promoting this one which I loved shooting it and hope it makes a little bit of noise in the DVD and downloading world.  So it’s like that.  It’s something that beats not every hour but every day.  I look for something to be sure I’m headed in the right way.

    CS:  You just directed your first feature?

    MCDONALD: I’m in the process of casting it and directing it and won’t actually get under the cameras until this Fall so I’m leaving myself a lot of pre-production time.  Takes place in the Fall over about 8-10 years.

    CS:  Why did it take you this long to say, “You know what, why don’t I make one of these things”?

    MCDONALD: I think what it took me ““ there was just so much love for me out there in the acting world I hope that never goes away and have been offered so many great things and almost too busy to do it.  But now when you think about it, it’s kind of like writing also, I’m also afraid to do it.

    Not that I think I won’t be good at it but I think anything that detracts from what we were just talking about ““ what am I doing with my career as an actor in Hollywood, this guy who came from nothing out in the boonies in New York, to this town of broken dreams on Hollywood Blvd.  It was a big step and everyone thought I’d be back in 8 months with my tail between my legs and, by hook or by crook, you keep going so I wanted to dance only with the girl I came with.

    But then I thought how many times have I seen my work and the work of other people that I know been cut out because, when the baby is coming down the birth canal, and it’s just too long, the director has to make that decision so I wanted to make sure I was good enough to do the math in my head to say I know how long this movie’s going to be, I know what I need to shoot because I already edited it in my head so I won’t be wasting money, wasting time, and breaking some hearts down the line saying, “I hated to do it, I’m sorry, we cut those 2 to 3 scenes out so, sorry.”  That’s a horrible thing.  It’s happened to me, it’s happened to friends and it’s not fun but I wanted to be prepared.

    CS:  And now with Splinterheads, this is Brant Sersen’s first film writing and directing.

    MCDONALD: Correct.

    CS:   Describe for me what it’s like with a first time director/writer on a film like this.

    MCDONALD: I’ve had great success with first time director/writers.  The smartest thing one can do, I have learned, is surround yourself with the best possible people.  There are a couple of missteps, and are, in every movie, but other ones I’ve seen there have been bigger missteps where people were let go and another group hired to come in and save the day.  Your right arm is your DP, because that’s where the time, and actual total and pictures of the movie take place.  So you want to be with the guy who can deliver that and I thought that Brant did a brilliant job.  Was a great DP and very smooth.  There were a couple days where things went too long but for the most part it was very well run, it was run not on a dime but it was a cheaper production and all the money went up on the screen.  And it was great to see Patchogue, Long Island really embrace this movie and stepped up and donated food and time and lots of good extras and didn’t cry that we were shutting down the streets, as some towns do but they really welcomed us with open arms and it was terrific.

    CS:  What did you see in the script?  I read that you are always looking for reasons to say yes to a project.  What made you say yes to this one?

    MCDONALD: I have to say on this one it was particularly interesting because he rewrote it for me with the idea that I might be doing it.  So when they offered me the part I was a) flattered and b) it was perfect timing.  I always wanted to work in a town where”¦ I was born in Long Island and had my formative years there.  Lea Thompson was involved and she’s a terrific old pal of mine and Frankie Faison.  The only question mark was the director. I already loved the script and this Thomas Middleditch. This guy I never heard of.  So they sent me a couple links to go find his work and I just found out immediately the guy is very funny and uniquely talented.  And Rachel Taylor was a big boon when we got her to sign on because she is truly spectacularly beautiful and played the part really well I thought and she really embraced the material.  But there are a lot of different things, if it’s not the director which I usually say yes to if it’s the director.  It’s ultimately the material, director, co-stars…little things like money helps.

    (Laughs)

    Location helps as well.  And you don’t want to keep repeating yourself all the time but you want to give it a different slant or flavor or an attack on a part that you haven’t done before and that’s what I got a chance to do with this Bruce Mancuso, the only cop in town.

    christopher1CS:  One of the things I was reminded of when I saw the film was that I’m constantly amazed at what you are able to do. You’re definitely a working man’s actor and you are not comfortable doing one thing here and one thing there ““ you constantly surround yourself with different projects.  One of the most famous character, at least in my eyes, was Tappy Tibbons from Requiem For A Dream. What you did with Darren utterly blew me away.  How do you find ways to reinvent a character or try to look at a character a different way and  give it a life you haven’t before given because obviously looking your resume it’s filled up with all parts but they each feel different.

    MCDONALD: Well, thank you for saying that, first of all.  I think in that particular case with Darren Aronofsky a lot of it was improvisational where we actually worked around the streets of New York City.  He had a camera in his hand and people would recognize me and I would respond to them as Tappy Tibbons.  So that kind of got the juices flowing.  They knew me but didn’t know my name or the ones who did know my name new me from Shooter McGavin or something like that.  They wouldn’t use that in the coverage and would move on to someone else but would use the reactions and it was quite interesting.  Or shooting on the rooftop of his little 5 floor walk-up in Hell’s Kitchen, which I think has changed now for some reason.

    (Laugh)

    But I think all that kind of improvisation helped me get on the sound stage that day at Tappy and just kind of let it rip.  He just kind of let me go and play this game and get the audience going and then bring on Sara played brilliantly by Ellen Burstyn and it was something I was never really on sure ground so I knew it was sort of out there and I was pushing the envelope each time.  Because I was sort of a drug.  I was putting a drug in her mind.  So how much is it really me and how much is it her interpretation of me?  So I thought that was an interesting challenge and I’m glad it turned out as well as it did.

    CS:  Absolutely. Now, you’ve mentioned at one time that you are comfortable with being pigeonholed because that means you get to work…

    MCDONALD: Yeah, pigeonhole me.  It’s better working than not working.

    CS: Obviously, pigeonholing connotes some bad things but how did you become so comfortable it or was it just as simple as, “You know what, I’m working. So who cares what other people think?”

    MCDONALD: The whole thing in pigeonholing is when I see a movie I like to see someone like Daniel Day Lewis who is never the same in any part.  That, to me, is tremendous chameleon character lead acting.  Yes, when he has to play something that is close to himself, we’ve seen that before, but there is always a different spin on it.  I thought there are other actors the audience won’t embrace in a different role.  They wouldn’t embrace John Belushi, God rest his soul, as a guy that was trying to make a serious movie at times and no one went.  So in my particular situation I try to do what I know the part calls for and if it’s left to me to add to it I am going to try something different or I’ll just try something more amped up if I think the scene needs it, or the movie needs it or the character needs it.

    People seem to respond to that much more than playing it straight ahead ““ like Kevin Costner straight-ahead leading man guy you love, the movies that Gary Cooper and Clark Gable cut their teeth on.  I’m much more of a character lead and I love dancing around the exterior ledge with one foot playing super real and another foot where you are going I can dance out here a little bit to make it more memorable, but it’s all dependent on the character.

    CS:  Right.  And have you been offered roles where you are the lead and have to carry the film?

    MCDONALD: Yes.  I’ve had some success at things but they haven’t made the noise or, should I say, have the following that the other parts, the colorful parts, have.  I did a wonderful movie written by the guy who wrote the Omen called the 18th Angel.  We shot it in Italy.  It was a terrific experience to play the lead guy who’s daughter had the devil come through her.  Long story short, it was wonderful. Maximilian Schell was in the movie but it just was not promoted.  When it’s out there in cable land it does quite well but I see something like that I just say, “I could have done it and kept on doing it.”  I loved it.  I was in almost every frame of the movie but parts like that don’t come my way that often.  If it had become a big success it would have been a turn in my career but it wasn’t.  I’ve done a couple other things like that on television shows.  But people and ultimately employers really respond to how the audience responds to my character work.

    chris_mcdonaldCS:  I find it very curious that you are out here stumping for a film that is now available on DVD.  Why are you out here, again, stumping for a movie that has played and that now people might get the chance to see in the secondary market?

    MCDONALD: I want more eyes on the prize.  I think the movie is very funny and at the same time very true to life.  There are kids like this ““ Thomas Middleditch who plays Justin ““ kids have no direction and takes this angel that comes to town to really kind of just kick him in gear. You see this guy in the formative time of his life.

    I want people to see it. It’s just a fun movie.  It’s won awards and accolades as far as audience awards and stuff like that.  The reason I’m stumping for it is because I want more eyes on the prize.  I would like people to check it out because I think they would have a good time.

    CS:  Being in the business for over three decades what’s the biggest change you see right now in terms of where you are right now versus where you started?  Has the business changed from your perspective?

    MCDONALD: The business has changed tremendously.  There’s not as much work on television because of ““ even with all the new channels and things like that, the prime time gets all the attention ““ there are so many reality shows on.

    They are cheap to make but it dumbs down the American people.  If I want to watch the Kardashians who have all this money and watch people make all these dippy choices in their life, then a lot of it isn’t reality.  “Would you be really angry at her please?  Just try it out.”  Kinda like walking on the Jerry Springer Show.  You have to start a fight within a minute.  That kind of stuff is manipulative and brings down the whole intelligence level of what defines entertainment.  All the wonderful hours we used to do and comedies we used to do ““ there are so few left because of all the hours taken up by reality television.  That said, it’s the most wonderful time in the world.  If I was starting out now it would be completely different because of the ease of technology that makes everything ““ if I had a story to tell I would have started 13 years ago but back in my day videotape hadn’t really started yet.

    christopherNow you have a camcorder, tell a story, and cut it on your Mac and put music on it and you have a showcase.  Fantastic.  So that technology part is fantastic.  The cable world is where I live when I watch television because I think they are breaking new ground.

    Some of the greatest writing that’s done for television now is on cable and networks that are fighting for their hours.  You pull Jay Leno down and that takes away 5 hours a night a week of programming?  That’s massive.  So it’s a very interesting time.  A very scary time.  Everything is going to be streaming ““ people will be going to their Blockbuster stores ““ saying, “What was that movie?”  And boom, it’s on your phone right there.  It’s movies now wherever you are which is fantastic because we’re always going to need good product and I would just love to ride the next wave which is going to be that whole streaming thing.  I go to Sundance every year and watch the new developments in 3D ““ that’s what people are going to go to theaters for because they aren’t going to have 3D things in their house.  It’s the whole communal thing of going to a movie and being blown away by 3D, Avatar, going, “Oh my god, that was an experience.”  That stuff is exciting as hell.  But for the most part I think it’s changed tremendously and I hope to grow with the process because I hope to be doing this until the day I die.

    CS:  If I could ask just one more question… I read that your family means a lot to you and the roles you choose are predicated on how close you can be to them. When you look at your career, is there any sort of hope that your family will think one way or the other about what you’ve done, your oeuvre of work?  Any conscious choice to always put that at the forefront or is there sacrifice?

    MCDONALD: There is always sacrifice.  There are a lot of films that I don’t want my kids to see, Requiem for a Dream being one, until they are 21, and a lot of times I made the choice to do Disney movies.  I would go after them so my kids could see what Daddy does.

    And a lot of actors do this but the family becomes the most important thing once you hit a level of success.  That’s what you really want.  Want to share the whole thing.  There are a lot of movies that take you away from that and when the kids were young the whole family went with me, like to Italy.  It was a blessing.  You can’t pull them out of soccer.  You can’t pull them out of school.  It’s pretty hard as they get older.  But the best thing about technology is just Skype them or if you have a Mac, just iChat them and there you are sitting at the kitchen table.  It’s a gift to look in their eyes that the generation before us just didn’t have.  So as things change and life goes on you take the movies you really want to do and then sometimes take them because you need to pay the rent.  But for the most part I’ve turned plenty of stuff down that I wouldn’t want my family to see but for the most part I try to find a way to make it palatable but you never know.  Sometimes if it’s not on the page it’s not going to be on the stage.

  • Comics in Context #234: Diary of a Wimpy Con Man

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    #234 (VOL. 2 #6): DIARY OF A WIMPY CON MAN

    cic-wimpy-01Most of us probably first saw Popeye in one of his hundreds of animated cartoons., but he originated in Elzie (E. C.) Segar’s newspaper comic strip Thimble Theatre in 1928. Although Thimble Theatre had been running for ten years when he made his debut, seemingly as a minor player for a single story arc, Popeye quickly became the lead in Segar’s large and colorful cast of characters. But only a handful of those characters made it to the screen in the animated cartoons produced by the Max Fleischer Studio in the 1930s and early 1940s, and by Paramount’s Famous Studios (the Fleischer Studio minus the Fleischers) in the 1940s and 1950s. Most of these cartoons followed a formula in which Popeye competed for Thimble Theatre leading lady Olive Oyl against his rival Bluto, who appeared relatively briefly in only a single storyline during Segar’s run on the strip. Popeye’s adopted baby Swee’pea, Poopdeck Pappy, Eugene the Jeep, and even, in one cartoon, the monstrous Goons also made it into some of the Fleischer cartoons.

    But apart from the central Popeye-Olive-Bluto triangle, the Segar character who appeared most frequently onscreen was hamburger aficionado J. Wellington Wimpy. He even plays prominent roles in two of the Fleischers’ animated Popeye featurettes, Popeye Meets Sindbad the Sailor (1936) and Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba’s Forty Thieves (1937). This surely testifies to Wimpy’s popularity in the Popeye newspaper strip.

    But Wimpy in the animated cartoons is only a superficial shadow of Segar’s great creation in the comic strip. Wimpy certainly acts in character in the Fleischer cartoons: he devours hamburgers when he has them, tries to mooch them when he doesn’t, using his trademark line “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today,” and will even trail after a small bird in the hope of turning it into a meal. Basically the cartoons reduce Wimpy to the familiar stock comedy character of the glutton.

    Recently Fantagraphics Books has been reprinting Segar’s Thimble Theatre from the storyline introducing Popeye in a handsome series of hardcover books, at the rate of one volume per year: they are now up to Volume Four. The cover of Volume Three features Wimpy himself, and I was surprised to discover that Wimpy dominates virtually all the Sunday strips included in this volume. Although Popeye is the lead character in the daily strips in this volume, he is more often than not Wimpy’s straight man in the Sunday strips in this collection. Indeed, it is clear that while Wimpy may be a minor supporting character in the animated cartoons. he is the second most important character in the Thimble Theatre newspaper strip, playing far more of a role than even Olive Oyl.

    Wimpy is a variation on a character archetype that goes back to the ancient Roman comedies of Plautus and Terence: the parasite. This character type can be fixated on food and on trying to get food. But he does not turn to work to get his meal; rather, he lives off the charity of others, often deluging them with empty flattery to get what he wants.

    One can see this aspect of Wimpy in the first Sunday in Fantagraphics’ Popeye Volume 3, from October 9, 1932. (As usual in these analytical essays, I issue a spoiler alert.) Popeye has been invited to Olive’s party, but realizes that he carries the odor from all the onions he has been eating. So Popeye sprays himself with perfume to compensate, but goes too far. At the party Olive and the guests are repelled by the overdose of perfume. Popeye leaves the party and retreats to his hangout, Rough-House’s restaurant, afflicted by melancholy: “I yam a misfit. I tries to do the right thing, but I yam always wrong.” This is an important part of Popeye’s appeal as a character. He may be the super-strong hero of the strip, but he is an outsider in society, ugly, uneducated, and maladroit at various social proprieties, with whom we can empathize. As a combination of proto-superhero and social misfit, Segar’s Popeye foreshadows the later Marvel superheroes.

    cic-wimpy-02In this moment of Popeye’s vulnerability, Wimpy showers him with praise. “My friend, you are heavenly,” Wimpy tells him, loudly sniffing his scent. “Your fragrance takes me back to childhood when I lay among the geraniums in my mother’s garden.” As Wimpy pours on the flowery flattery, he seemingly cannot help but reveal what is really on his mind, and what his true icon of beauty is: “Your most delightful perfume reminds me of blooming pastures wherein dwell cows, of which are made ground beef sandwiches.” And then Wimpy makes his pitch: “My friend, will you buy for me a hamburger?”

    Popeye doesn’t fall for it: “No!” So Wimpy moves away from Popeye, takes a clothespin, affixes it on his nose to block the smell of Popeye’s perfume, and then looks over at Popeye with a deadpan expression on his face. Since Wimpy’s strategy didn’t work, he drops the flatterer’s mask. Popeye reacts in shock while Wimpy remains cool and quiet: if he can’t get a free hamburger out of Popeye he will take his revenge by letting Popeye know what he really thinks of his “heavenly” fragrance. And thus we see that Wimpy is no ordinary version of the comedy parasite.

    Wimpy is also a variation on another comedy archetype that often turns up here in “Comics in Context,” and in the August 27, 1933 Sunday strip in this collection, he seems well aware of it. The strip opens with Popeye and Rough-House discussing how they are both fed up with Wimpy’s continual mooching. But soon they are instead puzzled as to why Wimpy hasn’t tried to mooch any burgers today. Wimpy explains that he injured his jaw and therefore can’t open his mouth wide enough to eat. Rather than feel sorry for him, Rough-House decides to take this opportunity to play “a mean trick” on Wimpy, and Popeye, Wimpy’s nemesis George W. Geezil (more about him later), and other patrons of Rough-House’s establishment gather to watch. Rough-House then presents Wimpy with “the finest hamburger I ever made,” a large burger indeed, for free. The other customers look on in amusement at the idea that Wimpy can see this burger but can’t eat it. With his usual deadpan expression, seemingly unwounded by this “mean trick,” Wimpy says he expected this from “my tricky friend.” Then he adds, “But as you can see, I too am quite tricky,” and he opens his mouth enormously wide, as if in a great, triumphant grin, and shoves the giant hamburger right in. J. Wellington Wimpy is, after all, one of the greatest trickster figures in comic and cartoon art.

    In these early Sunday strips from 1932 and 1933 we can see Segar experimenting with Wimpy, developing the character, sometimes changing his mind about him, and experimenting with Popeye as well. Popeye has an ambivalent attitude towards Wimpy in these early strips, shifting back and forth, perhaps reflecting an ambivalence in Segar’s own attitude towards Wimpy.

    In the October 20, 1932 strip Rough-House has grown so infuriated with Wimpy’s mooching that he pulls out a gun. But Popeye stops him, saying, “I sez ya ain’t gon’er shoot “˜im! He’s okay–it takes all kinds of people to make a world.” Nevertheless, there are already limits to Popeye’s tolerance. Rough-House’s restaurant is infested with flies as well as Wimpy (another kind of pest?). Popeye sprays Wimpy with sugar syrup, so the flies will swarm around him, lures Wimpy outside with a hamburger, but then puts the burger on the branch of a tree, out of Wimpy’s grasp. Back at Rough-House’s Popeye laughs at having rid Rough-House of both his problems.

    But in the following Sunday, Nov. 6, 1932, Wimpy returns, with the flies still following him. One of Wimpy’s admirable qualities is his persistence; like Popeye, he (usually) doesn’t give up. Rough-House puts a hamburger in a basket attached to a dog, which then runs out of the restaurant, with Wimpy in pursuit. Popeye is displeased, apparently feeling that Rough-House has gone too far. But Popeye is amused when Wimpy returns with both the dog and the burger. “As a rule, gentlemen,” Wimpy declares, “I am an inactive man, but when there’s a sandwich at stake, I am both limber of leg and fleet of foot.”

    Popeye seems to admire Wimpy’s triumph here. For one thing, Popeye tends to sympathize with underdogs, and for another, Popeye has much more of a sense of humor than Wimpy’s adversaries Rough-House and Geezil. Moreover, Wimpy has pulled off a feat of sorts here by catching up with the dog. In these strips Wimpy is repeatedly called a “loafer,” but as he himself observes, he is very willing to exert himself in pursuit of his goal, the hamburger. Wimpy has no regular job, but perhaps his true vocation is trickery: he certainly works to persuade people to feed him.

    Something else notable about Wimpy is his sense of dignity. Notice his elegant use of language in that previous quotation. He is an unemployed man who is continually, in effect, begging for food. But there does not come off as an aggressive beggar who might repel the readers, nor does he seem pathetic. Even as he does undignified things he has a certain dignity in his manner and his speech, as if what he is doing is utterly respectable, as if his attempts to con people out of hamburgers is a job like any other. There are exceptions, as we shall see, when his hunger gets the better of him.

    Significantly, in the January 15, 1933 strip, when, urged by Popeye, Rough-House offers Wimpy hamburgers and spinach for free, Wimpy protests, “I cannot accept charity, my friend. Charge this to my account.” Rough-House points out, “You ain’t got no account.” Wimpy proudly replies, “Then take it away,” before his hunger gets the better of him, and he ads, “Leave it here.” This suggests that Wimpy’s sense of dignity prevents him from admitting to being a beggar or a charity case. Hence, when Wimpy promises to pay somebody Tuesday for a hamburger today, he isn’t just conning someone: Wimpy is trying to maintain the fiction that he is not the desperately impoverished man he actually is. (As Rough-House notes at one point, Wimpy never shows up on Tuesdays.)

    Though Wimpy does not actively seek out work, he is not opposed to employment. He regularly serves as the referee in Popeye’s boxing matches, and in these strips when someone offers Wimpy a job, he accepts. For example, in the Nov 27, 1932 strip Popeye suggests that Rough-House give Wimpy a job shooting the mice infesting the restaurant. (Rough-House’s diner is clearly not of the highest caliber.) Wimpy accepts but then keeps missing the mice when he shoots and fears he will never succeed. But then Wimpy finds a mouse caught in a mousetrap, shoots it, and turns it in to Rough-House in exchange for a hamburger. Wimpy continues to show Rough-House the sane mouse over and over, pretending it is a different one each time, and getting a burger each time. Popeye is about to tell Rough-House that Wimpy is cheating when Wimpy looks fixedly at Popeye and says emphatically, “My good friend–I am hungry–very hungry.” Popeye shuts up.

    cic-wimpy-03Reading this strip, I felt as if the comedian, Wimpy, had suddenly revealed the pain behind his comedy. Segar created Wimpy during the Great Depression; these strips were published in the early 1930s, when many people were indeed jobless and going hungry. Maybe this fact helps explain Wimpy’s popularity with newspaper strip readers of the 1930s: here is a penniless man who is a survivor, who lives by his wits, persists and retains his dignity, even though he is reduced to living on the charity of others. Wimpy’s mooching may make us smile, but it is something he must do to survive.

    So in the next Sunday strip, December 4, 1932, when Rough-House complains that Wimpy is just a “loafer,” Popeye retorts, “Rough-House, ya got to take people for what they are–Wimpy is what he is–the same as I yam what I yam.” Wimpy may not pursue getting work, but Popeye, at this point, is not about to penalize Wimpy for that. Popeye recognizes that Wimpy is simply behaving according to his essential character, and wants Rough-House to be more tolerant of that, perhaps implying that Rough-House should indeed help feed him.

    This strip too raises the curtain on the sadder aspect of Wimpy’s existence. Wimpy notes that he has “no friends, no pals.” Perhaps, then, when he elsewhere calls Popeye “my friend,” Wimpy isn’t just flattering him: he seems to long for friends to help him, indeed, for companionship. In this Sunday strip Wimpy even declares, perhaps alluding to the Depression, “It’s a cruel world. Better I should be dead–no longer can I stand my hunger.” Seeing Wimpy head for a pier, Popeye even fears that Wimpy will commit suicide. But instead he finds Wimpy simply fishing for food. Once again, this is a a source of Wimpy’s appeal: he doesn’t let this “cruel world” destroy him but keeps trying to survive in it, hoping for the best. Maybe he will catch a fish.

    In the January 1, 1933 Sunday strip Rough-House complains that if he shoots Wimpy, he’ll be hanged. Again Popeye counsels tolerance, and perhaps having a sense of humor, telling Rough-House that he “takes life too serious.”

    In this Sunday installment Wimpy discovers he has just inherited $25 from an uncle, a tiny sum that nonetheless seems huge in the context of this strip. Nos that Wimpy can actually afford to pay him, Rough-House plies him with food. But while Wimpy is eating, he is besieged by bill collectors, who claim all of his inheritance. And so when it comes time to pay for his dinner, Wimpy once again resorts to his trademark pledge of paying you next Tuesday. Rough-House seethes with angry frustration but Popeye is amused by the absurdity of it all. Wimpy, seemingly sincere, tries to comfort Rough-House by saying, “Cheer up, my friend–I have another uncle.” Again, Wimpy is characteristically optimistic: maybe someday he will get another inheritance.

    In the October 30, 1932 strip, not only was Wimpy not bothered by the flies in Rough-House’s cafe, but he said that flies liked him: “That’s because I’m sympathetic to all dumb animals.” At the start of the January 8, 1933 Sunday strip, Popeye too feels sympathy for an animal when he sees a man kick a dog. “Poor little swab,” Popeye says, comforting the dog; then, outraged, he calls to the dog’s tormentor, addressing him as if he were the real animal–“Ahoy, ya beask!”–and then beating him up. Popeye then takes the dog to Rough-House’s to feed him hamburgers. Wimpy begins barking at the dog, who then brings the burgers to Wimpy. “Lissen, Wimpy, the first time was funny,” says Popeye in annoyance, “but now yer tryin’ to take advantage of a dumb animal.” Popeye has sympathy towards “dumb animals,” but it appears that Wimpy actually speaks the dog’s language. That implies that Wimpy is somehow closer to the world of nature than even Popeye is, though each is an outsider in his own way in the world of human society.

    So there is a lot more to Wimpy’s character than first meets the eye, and we shall see still more in weeks to come.

    Copyright 2010 Peter Sanderson

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  • TV Or Not TV: 2/22 – 2/28

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    Welcome back, folks, to another pathetic and useless week of television.

    That’s a nice cheerful intro, right? I know, I guess I’m a little bit grouchy this week because I have no interest in watcing the Olympics and most of the channels out there are barely even trying to compete. This sets me in a bad mood especially when I have to, in a few paragraphs, start writing about what to watch this week.

    I suppose I’m also in a bad mood because something that premiered last week was something I was looking forward to but was let down. If you’ve never heard of THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW than you were the target audience for the premiere of a new animated show of the same name last Friday night on HBO. The TV show is the repurposing of the podcast that took the Internet by storm in 2005 (if memory serves, sorry…. I’m just too lazy to look it up and confirm). In concept I think the idea is great and in some cases I’ve see it work very well.

    When it comes to the animated version of THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW I must be biased because I’ve already heard a lot of the content. I also wasn’t fond of the animation itself and I found that it didn’t add very much to the discussions. Yes it helped to bring elements of the story to the visual medium but Gervais himself is already such an animated person to watch that I found his Fred Flintstone-without-personality animated character to be a bit of a distraction.

    Another show that premiered this past Friday on HBO was the FUNNY OR DIE but I am somewhat hesitant to recommend it. The premiere episode had a decent gem with the Drunken History sketch. The others sketches (or short comedy bits or whatever you want to call them) left me wanting to vote more int he Die category but on my TV there was no way to vote.

    Now that I’ve given these two glowing reviews let’s move on to the other weak choices that we have available this week.

    MONDAY

    FOX – 9:00 PM: Last week on 24 stuff started hitting the fan and this week they are looking for scape goats. Yeah, that’s some actions.

    TNT – 10:00 PM: Men of a Certain Age has it’s season finale tonight. Haven’t watched a single episode. I’m a great TV critic aren’t I?

    ABC – 10:00 PM: Yes I’d happily take a repeat of CASTLE over most of the other crap that’s on this week.

    ABC FAMILY – 10:00 PM: Yes I watch GREEK and they just got picked up for another season. Good on them.

    TUESDAY

    ABC – 9:00 PM: Last week on LOST we learned something about why these people are on the ISLAND. This week we learn more. Oh yeah, CLAIRE is also back. I also don’t give a crap about anything else on TV tonight.

    WEDNESDAY

    ABC – 11:00 AM: OCTOMOM drops in on THE VIEW. Unless WHOOPI asks her, “BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY?!?” this just can’t go the way I want.

    ABC – 2:00 PM: I don’t watch ONE LIFE TO LIVE  but a guest appearance by SNOOP DOGG could get me to tune in. When he’s on is it One Lifel to Double LIZAL?

    USA – 10:00 PM: On PSYCH GUS and SHAWN join a group trying to stopy a tycoon from getting murdered by thinking up the perfect murder. Naw, that can’t back fire at all. Wasn’t this also a plot on ALIAS?

    THURSDAY

    CBS – 8:00 PM: I am really enjoying SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS even though no one is wearing spandex.

    FOX – 8:00 PM: Tonight the dream of four hopefullys will be crushed on live television in the first national vote results show for AMERICAN IDOL.

    FRIDAY

    FOX – 8:00 PM: I’m sure I lose credibility in admitting that I like BLADES OF GLORY but at least I’ll be watching some type of Winter Olympic sport, even if it is totally fake and awkward.

    THE CW – 8:00 PM: Apparently the KANDORIANS revived a dead physician and he thanks them by trying to convince the world that it’s being invaded by aliens on SMALLVILLE. OK, even this description confuses me.

    SATURDAY

    ABC – 8:00 PM: Another Saturday night with the Alphabet airing a boy wizard movie as they roll out HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.

    AMC – 8:00 PM: Remember when FORREST GUMP was leading edge film making technology? Those crazy blue cat people mock Gump now, but it was something back in the day.

    A&E – 8:00 PM: Another guilty pleasaure film that I never have admitted here (I don’t think, again too lazy to verify) is GONE IN 60 SECONDS.

    SUNDAY

    ABC – 9:00 PM: I think the producers of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES are trying to make sure they get more of a male demographic: the former stripper is now living with KATHERINE and they’ve got the hots for one another.

    NBC – 10:30 PM: We’ve heard a lot about THE MARRIAGE REF and tonight we get our first glimpse of it. Some random guy and a celebrity panel help people’s marriages. I admit I’m curious.

    WILL WILINS will try to be a bit perkier next week.

  • Wonderful World of Talkies: Tenacious D & Friends Stand With Haiti

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    Howdy Interwebbers. I’m Matt Cohen and I dig the D.

    Of course, I am referring to Tenacious D – the folk-metal guitar duo made up of Jack Black (Jables) and Kyle Gass (Kage). I’ve been getting my socks rocked off’ since high school, and have been an avid follower of all things D ever since. I voraciously devour their new albums and attend as many live shows as I can, so it was to my delight and surprise that the boys had put together an epic night of comedy and music… and better yet, it was for a great cause. I snagged my ticket, patiently waited a few weeks, ventured out in the heart of Korea Town (and hunted for a good/free parking spot, WHICH I found, thank you very much) and was presented with a night of performances I would never forget.

    Want to live vicariously through me? Well, besides it being a tad creepy… I’m flattered… Here’s your chance! I’m proud to present my review of “Tenacious D and Friends: Stand With Haiti”, presented in chronological order for all you fans of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!

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    Maya Rudolph: What’s funny is that I had just watched Ms. Rudolph’s infamous SNL “Nation Anthem” sketch mere hours before attending the show.

    What’s also funny is getting to see it in person. Maya took the stage as “Pamela Bell” and proceeded to sheepishly walk to the center, pick up her microphone, and – well, you all know how this one goes (If you don’t know how this one goes, watch the video above). It’s been a minute since I’ve seen Rudolph in anything (I think since IDIOCRACY, which was a few years back now) and seeing her on stage reminded me she really is one of the more talented women in the funny business. I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

    Tig Notaro: Heading to the show, I had no clue if this was a comedian, a musician, a man, or a woman. I knew one thing – Tig is fun to say. Happy to report that Ms. Notaro is a) A Woman and b) A comedian… and a very funny one at that. Ms. Notaro admittedly looks a bit like she could be Mr. Notaro at first glance, and she talks about the consequences of such a misidentification. Witty, calm – Notaro has the poise and presence of an old hand at the comedy game, and her set was better then most “spotlights” I’ve seen on major TV networks in recent years. A really solid stand up set by someone who was previously unknown to me goes to show that comedy can come from anywhere, and to never overlook a “new” voice. Consider me a fan.

    Will Ferrell: The big surprise of the night. Without fanfare, without hype, without notice – Will Ferrell took the stage to what was probably the biggest applause of the event (other than The D). Ferrell quickly apologized to the audience, as he had “forgotten” the scheduling of the benefit and, as such, had arrived unprepared. He then proceeded to delight and confuse the crowd with the only “routine” he could remember off the top of his head – a third grade dance routine set to the synth classic “The Popcorn Song”, by Hot Butter. Cue two minutes of “Kaufmanesque” type performance art that made you smile more then it managed to illicit belly laughs. Ferrell was a welcome if not odd addition to an already stellar line-up of entertainers, and it was pretty cool to get to see one of my favorite on-screen comedians in the flesh (albeit 20 or so feet away).

    Frank Black: The frontman from the PIXIES (sometimes know as Black Francis) took to the stage for the evening’s first musical number, and I was fairly excited. I proudly put the PIXIES in my top ten all-time favorite bands, and I had not gotten the chance to see them or their illustrious leader (Miss you, Kim.) live. The set was not quite what I expected – picture a heavy, raw, oddly tempoed angry rockster – but was still quite enjoyable. I did get to hear “Where Is My Mind”, which brought up all kinds of FIGHT CLUB related memories. Definitely worth checking out, but I’d much rather hear the whole band (or what stands for the whole band at the current date and time).

    Bob Odenkirk: Out of the grand list of illustrious talent assembled, Mr. Odenkirk is my number one. Allow me to clarify. Yes, I am a huge Tenacious D fan, as I am one of Patton Oswalt, Aimee Man, Brand/Segal, etc. However, if the benefit had just been Bob Odenkirk talking to himself on a stage for an hour, I would not only have attended, but would have payed a lot of money to do so. In terms of “influences” in my life, Bob Odenkirk (and David Cross) are in the top quadrant. Without MR. SHOW in the world, I most likely would be an accountant somewhere, asking people around the office, “Hey, what’s this Twitter thing I keep hearing about?” Odenkirk emerged in a mustache and horn rimmed glasses as Steve Job’s lesser known but “better” brother. Odenkirk walked us through a presentation (complete with slides) of his newest inventions. Classic Odenkirk – weird but not zany character, tons of pop culture references (His partners in business? Clint Howard and Gordon Spielberg), and a concise and well paced sketch. One of the kings of comedy doing what he does very well. My only complaint was that Odenkirk was only on stage for about seven minutes. I could watch that man do comedy for days on end and beg for more.

    James Mercer: This was a benefit and all the artists were appearing out of the kindness of their hearts, so I would feel bad “maligning” anyone, but…. I don’t think I like the Shins. I had never heard of them or their frontman James Mercer before the night, and after hearing said dude perform a couple songs, I don’t think I’m missing much. Yeah, Mercer has a nice voice and can play guitar alright, but he’s so opposite my type of music. So mellow I almost fell asleep standing up. Mercer played about three acoustic songs and the ladies swooned. I had to hold on to a railing to stop from “slumbering off”. People seem to like him and the guy came out for a good cause and lent his time, so – right on. A Shins fan I suddenly am not, though.

    Nick Kroll and Ben Stiller: Oh, Fabrice Fabrice. I cannot get enough of this character. From the first time I saw Nick Kroll perform as Fabrice Fabrice, I’ve been hooked – bordering on obsessed. For those unfamiliar with the character, Fabrice Fabrice is a loud, obnoxious, ridiculously dressed “Head of Craft Services” who is of somewhat questionable sexuality. His “routine” consists of regaling the crowd with some of his stories from his many years spent in the fast track world that is feature film craft services. He oftentimes invites some of the celebrities he’s worked with in the past onto stage with him for an embarrassing and ridiculously offensive interview. Tonight’s guest: Mr. Ben Stiller. I don’t want to try and paraphrase an act that began with “What up you cock-ass bitches?!?” so I’ll leave the exact details to your imagination. However, the interview included references to Michael Jackson being a woman, Stiller’s inappropriate relationship with the monkey from NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, and an invitation of oral sex, “For Haiti”. It’s not often that one of Hollywood’s biggest comedians plays the straight man, but Stiller certainly filled that role during Kroll’s savage and ridiculously funny assessment of his career. Nick Kroll is funny with or without a rhinestone belt that says “Bing Bong”, and to see him share the stage with the likes of Ben Stiller was a thrill for someone who’s been following his career since its inauspicious starts at a basement theater in New York City. And Ben Stiller is a also person who ain’t that bad.

    Jason Segal: A musical interlude from the man who forgot Sarah Marshall. I’m sure you’ve all seen the film by now so you may know that Segal performs (and wrote) some original songs for the film, including a mini version of a Dracula musical entitled “A Taste For Blood”. All six plus feet of Segal took the stage to a warm welcome, though he looked a bit sad. Once seated at the keyboard he told the audience, “I’m bummed because my buddy was supposed to show up to help me tonight but he couldn’t make it”. Now, I know a bit when I see one, but I wasn’t sure just who exactly would be joining Segal on stage. Incidentally, Segal was joined by a guest on his first song of the evening – Jack Black came out to perform a duet of “Dracula’s Lament” in which Jables belted out some high notes to match Segal’s now-famous Dracula impression. Funny stuff. But, of course, this wasn’t the aforementioned buddy who had missed the show. We’d have to wait for Segal’s second number to find out who that was – and from the moment it started, it was kind of an easy guess. The opening notes of “Inside of You” rang out in the theatre, the first verse proceeded (with Segal doing a sort of fake Brand impersonation), and then the man of the hour took the stage – Russel Brand. The two joined for a spirited version of the Infant Sorrow classic and finished it all of with a uncomfortably long open mouthed kiss. Good stuff and a good reminder that GET HIM TO THE GREEK drops soon (At least it was for me).

    Patton Oswalt: I am a fan of stand up comedy, but I’m not a “stand-up guy”, per say. I’ve got my favorites, and I always try to keep up to date on their newest releases/routines – and Patton Oswalt is definitely included in that pack. I have listened to Patton’s albums dozens of times and had been anxiously awaiting the opportunity to catch a live show. This wonderful night did not fail me. Patton did a full half hour of brand new stand up (I’d never heard it before) and within a few minutes I was doubled over in hysterics, trying to stay afoot. Patton is so unassuming that when the insanity leaves his mouth it not only catches you off guard, but sort of wakes you up a bit. His presence on stage is so polar to the material he’s delivering, which is conscious and brilliant. If he was Dane Cook telling the same jokes, it wouldn’t work. There’s something so instantly likable (almost lovable) about Patton that his insights, while not always the most profound statements ever, are always familiar – which, of course, is one of the ingredients for good stand up. Relatability. Familiarity. Etc. If this set is any indication of where Patton’s taking his comedy (more family material, kid stuff, less geek-oriented material), I will purchase his newest release gladly, and I relish the day when I get to see him take to the stage again.

    Aimee Mann: Aimee Mann is one of my top 3 favorite solo artists, and it was a thrill and a pleasure to finally get to see her perform live (and one of the motivating factors in my attendance of the show). Ms. Mann took the stage with a skeleton crew – a bass player and a keyboardist – and began to rock the house in her own very unique and other-worldly way for a solid half hour or so. As far as female voices go, Aimee Mann’s is at the top of the heap, and her guitar skills match – to see it all live is to be caught up in a sort of rapture. Lots of talented folks in the house this evening but Aimee Mann – at least musically – is on an entire other level. I was first exposed to Aimee Mann with her work on the MAGNOLIA soundtrack (and within the film itself), and since then have been longing to catch her perform. Of all the tracks Mann and co. played during the show, my favorite has to be “Save Me”, from the MAGNOLIA soundtrack. Very different from my usual concert fare, but so damned talented and, dare I say, beautiful that I would definitely check out Aimee Mann live again in the future (And wouldn’t mind seeing her also very talented husband, Michael Penn, either).

    Russell Brand: By this point in the night, I thought that Tenacious D would take the stage for the finale, and I was quite content with that. Luckily, like always, I was wrong. “Rusty” took the stage like a pit bull takes to raw meat and delivered what is definitely the most energetic and frantic set of stand-up comedy (if you could really call it that – more like “observational philosophy) I’ve ever seen. Wordy is an understatement when one describes Brand’s stage set – It’s like studying for your SAT verbal section. Rather then being off-putting or excluding, Brand’s intellectual (and highly spiritual/sexual) bent differentiates him from ANY comic working today. Like all the bests, Brand uses the stage as a psychotherapy couch, and the cathartic rambling that spews henceforth from his waifish frame is a look into the mind of a very complex, very intelligent, very disturbed, and – luckily for the audience – very funny human being. Brand muses on all things from life, love, and the pursuit of “happiness” to more topical subjects as his recent stint as host of the MTV Movie Awards. A mile a minute, very funny, and oftentimes challenging, if you get a chance to see Mr. Brand take to a stage, I would definitely recommend jumping on the chance.

    Tenacious D: The men behind the entire evening. Respectively – Jack Black and Kyle Gass. Collectively – The D. I’ve had the pleasure of both meeting The D at a signing and seeing their PICK OF DESTINY TOUR when it hit Madison Square Garden, so I knew that some face-melting was about to occur. Since I heard the first licks of “Wonderboy” back in the 9th grade, I’ve been hooked on them. And not as a parody group or a comedy act, but rather as one of my favorite bands in the world, musically as well as ideologically. This very special set kicked off with the debut of a new song, chronicling the failure that was THE PICK OF DESTINY, and foretelling The D’s inevitable return to greatness. Pop songs, these are not. All the favorites were rolled out – “Tribute”, “Fuck Her Gently”, etc.) with a few songs I’d never heard thrown into the mix as well (including a very funny new tune called “The Roadie”). Look, you either love The D or you’ve never heard of them. It was a D show. Rocking and funny while at the same time melodic and impressive. Notable moments include Ben Stiller making a guest drum appearance on a cover of the GOOD TIMES theme, and Kyle quitting the band (as he always does). A fantastic finale to a truly remarkable night of laughs and music.

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    And like that, it was over. One of the most entertaining nights I can remember in a long while, and all for a worthy purpose, as well. Sometimes, all is right with the world. Thanks for the gander, and I’ll see you cats next time with a op-ed piece on the 90’s equivalent of LOST… THE X-FILES. How good was it? How important was it? How Canadian was it?

    Matt Cohen is currently Standing With Laziness

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  • Opinion In A Haystack: SHUTTER ISLAND

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    Plot Summary from IMDB:

    It’s 1954, and up-and-coming U.S. marshal Teddy Daniels is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a patient from Boston’s Shutter Island Ashecliffe Hospital. He’s been pushing for an assignment on the island for personal reasons, but before long he wonders whether he hasn’t been brought there as part of a twisted plot by hospital doctors whose radical treatments range from unethical to illegal to downright sinister. Teddy’s shrewd investigating skills soon provide a promising lead, but the hospital refuses him access to records he suspects would break the case wide open. As a hurricane cuts off communication with the mainland, more dangerous criminals “escape” in the confusion, and the puzzling, improbable clues multiply, Teddy begins to doubt everything – his memory, his partner, even his own sanity.

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    Now that no one will partake in this review due to the spoilers I can pretty much be as candid as I want. It is quite a drag when you walk out of America’s greatest living filmmaker’s latest effort and all you can say is “It’s good, but lame.” Shutter Island is just that: good, but lame. Why good? Martin Scorsese’s style and ability to tell a story is just as sharp as ever. There is a lot of very effective, yet puzzling camera work, editing and story injections that feel fresh and give this movie the only leg it has to stand on. Why lame? We’ve seen it all before. Scorsese’s biggest flub here is simply using the source material (once again, I haven’t read it, but I’m going to assume.) He can try his best(est) to infuse all that beloved style into a giant hunk of yesterday’s rotted fruit, and the end product will still be moldy peaches.

    If Dennis Lehane’s book is anything like the film, then I guess it’s the literary offspring of an orgy between The Wickerman (1973), David Fincher’s The Game, and M. Night Shyamalan’s entire cranium. It’s 2010 people”¦twists are lame, especially mental illness twists. I’m not being hard on the flick for plagiarism, not at all, what I am saying is that there isn’t one theme or story element in this entire production that we haven’t seen so many times before that they already haven’t been parodied. I guess the hope is that Shutter Island, with it’s cast and director reputation, will do a 180 on the parody/criticism and bring back these themes to being too legit to quit (no reference intended.)

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    Did no one on set ever see Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze’s brilliant Adaptation? Remember how one of the huge jokes in that movie was that Nic Cage’s character Donald Kaufman was a writing a script where a detective was chasing a serial killer and in the end it turns out that the killer is him, THE DETECTIVE!!! (WHAT A TWIST!) The joke was, if you didn’t get it, that twists like that are lame, lamer than lame even. It’s the whole stigma of the Hollywood “dream solution.” You can theoretically end every movie and TV show with the plot twist that it was all a dream/mental illness happening in a character’s head. It’s not creative; it’s stupid and disrespectful to the audience. Vanilla Sky was a pretty cool flick, all right up until we get “oh it was just a dream, everything you were invested in was nonsense”¦ok roll credits!” How about the ending of Roseanne or St. Elsewhere“¦so everything we were watching every week was just in someone’s head? THAN WHY TELL THE STORY! If anything, at least M. Night’s twists were marginally respectful to the investment the viewer put into his characters, with that said, he is almost single handedly responsible for making the “twist” lame, and he spent a whole decade making sure it stayed that way (and I like some of his work, but truth is truth.)

    *********HERE COME THE MAJOR, MAJOR SPOILERS*******

    So what’s the twist? What’s the dream? What is the obvious, makes-you-pray-while-watching-it-that-it’s-not-the-twist-twist? Leonardo’s character, a U.S. Marshall assigned to investigate the disappearance of a female inmate, responsible for murdering her three kids, is actually AN INMATE HIMSELF AND A MURDER AND THE FEMALE WAS HIS WIFE AND HE’S A GHOST!!! Ok, not a ghost, but the other parts are really the twist of the movie. Lame right? This movie’s plot twist would have been lame in the late “˜90s, now it’s just utterly pathetic.

    What really hurts is that DiCaprio’s delusion, where there’s a conspiracy at the mental hospital in which it’s being controlled by Nazis/Communists who are turning people into crazy psychopathic “ghost” killers and releasing them back into society, is way more interesting than the outcome. Not to brag, but I could feel the twist coming from a mile away, so the movie had me sitting there, begging for it not to turn the corner and not to become a “dream solution.”

    leo

    Enough whipping the movie for its twist, besides that, there is actually quite a lot to love. As I said above, Scorsese is still such a sharpened talent that he almost makes the film rise above its last act. There are quite a few scene’s of Teddy (DiCaprio) having flashbacks to his service in WW2 in which he witnessed, and participated in, the killing of several Nazi’s and the gruesome result of a concentration camp: train cargo cars overflowing with frozen, rotting Jewish innocents. These scenes are just as disturbing as one would assume due to the history, plus more on top due to how well they are handled. The good news is that these flashbacks are not “completely” part of the delusion. Basically Teddy was suffering from a pretty severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from WW2, which in turn led to him being an alcoholic, which in turn made him neglect the realization that his wife was mentally ill, which in turn led to her murdering their three children, at which point teddy has a fully formed mental breakdown and kills his wife which lands him in a criminally violent mental hospital for two years right up to when we, the audience, join the story. So, in Shutter Island‘s defense, some of his delusions are real, they are just scrambled up, him confusing his guilt of one thing for another.

    The other saving grace is the cast. DiCaprio is in top form here and he really does one of the best jobs of his career in carrying a movie. Ten years ago I was not sold on DiCaprio, he was just a sellout pretty boy (it seemed,) but by now I am fully convinced of his chops, and am very much in support of his this constant, and fruitful, team-up of him and Scorsese. DiCaprio’s shining moment in the film, in my humble opinion, is a long conversation he has with the character George Noyce (Jackie Earl Haley, wonderful as always, in a bit part) in which he is trying to find the location, on the island, of his wife’s killer. Mark Ruffalo plays a pretty convincing sidekick and fellow U.S. Marshall through out the film, of course by the end we learn he’s actually Teddy’s primary care physician. Of course you can’t go wrong with Ben Kingsley and Max von Sydow (better known as Brewmeister Smith to all you hosers,) two men so regal and talented in their delivery that they could make Dane Cook’s stolen jokes sound poetic. There’s even a very short, but pivotal, scene starring Elias Koteas (Casey Jones!) as a character completely cooked up by Teddy’s delusion. It’s a small scene, however it’s nice to see Koteas act under Scorsese, hopefully it won’t be the last time.

    eliasfix

    I’ll say this, I’m glad I saw the movie, lame twist and all, if not only for the acting and Scorsese’s direction. Is it worth the $87 ticket price (not adjusted for inflation)? No clue. However, while it’s lame, it’s less lame than most chick flicks. Seeing Nazis get brutally shot, even for only a minute, is way more satisfying, financially worthy, and cathartic than the banality of seeing a movie about Valentines Day.*

    *If Garry Marshall’s Valentines Day is in anyway about Nazis or killing Nazis, I stand corrected. I haven’t seen it.

    Thanks for reading, I’m Bob Rose, and this sentence is over.