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  • Trailer Park: Ed Helms of THE HANGOVER

    By Christopher Stipp

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    hangover1Ed Helms brings a unique flavor to the funny served up in THE HANGOVER.

    While I did find the antics of Zach Galifianakis more endearing and weirdly comedic Ed Helms proved that he can be front and center in a film and not just relegated to the background. His turn as Stu Price, the spineless and browbeaten boyfriend of a woman more likely to tear your manhood off before ever going to a place like Las Vegas just to ensure your fun doesn’t get out of hand, is masterfully executed. His time with the Upright Citizens Brigade helped to hone the ability to bring the comedy within a group and it pays dividends in this movie. He stopped by Phoenix recently to answer some questions in a roundtable fashion, he participated in a Q&A the night before to a general audience that actually asked the question “Did Mike Tyson really hit Zach Galifianakis?” (yeah, we breed geniuses up in this desert), and I’ve made sure to break out which questions I actually asked. And, yeah, to paraphrase Ed, it was fuckin’ hot out there…

    THE HANGOVER opens today.

    QUESTION: Welcome to Arizona.

    ED HELMS: Thank you very much.

    Q: How has it been treating you?

    HELMS: I just got in last night and have been driving around all morning to all these different interviews so it’s been fun.

    Q: Well you got here on a day when it’s not too hot and crazy, so that’s good.

    HELMS: Is that right? Because it’s pretty fuckin’ hot out there.

    Q: This is mild compared to what’s coming.

    HELMS: Oh boy. Glad I don’t live here.

    Q: I have to ask about the missing tooth thing. It looks so real.

    hangover2-fHELMS: OK, so the tooth is totally real in the movie. I actually have an implant here that I got when I was about 15. It’s been there for about 20 years and when we were discussing how to make the tooth look like it was gone, we tried to black it out, we did some camera tests and then they made a prosthetic for me but it made me look like a donkey so there was no way we were doing that. Then I just thought “Hey, why don’t I just ask my dentist what’s the deal with this?” and he said, “Yeah, I think we can actually do that safely.” So we took the tooth out for three months and I had a removable tooth for those three months and now that the movie wrapped it went right back in and this is the new one and it’s permanent again.

    Q: Did they have that written before?

    HELMS: Totally. It was in the script.

    Q: So what are the odds?

    HELMS: Yeah, just super lucky and ironically when I was a teenager I had a removable tooth before I got the implant and I took it out for a high school play too where I played this redneck. So I guess that was good training or something.

    Q: How close did you get to the tiger and was it more or less ferocious than Mike Tyson?

    HELMS: I got really, really close to the tiger, closer than we are sitting right now on numerous occasions. In my head it was the most ferocious animal ever, in reality I think it really was pretty docile. Tyson was ““ there was no comparison. He was a delight. He was really cool and fun and disarming and eager to screw around and have a good time. The tiger though was crazy and the whole time you’re working with the tiger there’s this little voice in the back of your head just saying “this is so stupid ““ you should not be here.”

    Q: A bunch of guys on the set with tranquilizer guns?

    HELMS: No, they had a few trainers around and the trainers have them on a leash but the lease isn’t anchored to anything and the tiger weighs twice as much as the trainer so it’s like, is this sufficient? The trainers had this cavalier attitude where at one point ““ you know the scene where I toss the steak to him ““ we did a bunch of takes of that and a couple takes in Todd Phillips said try to hit them in the head with the steak. And I’m like, I don’t think that’s a very good idea. And he said, come on, just try it and let’s see what happens. So I asked the trainer, what happens if I hit him in the head? Because I was so close to the tiger and I knew I could hit him in the head. I asked the trainer if he thought he would flip out if I hit him in the head. He said, “I don’t know. Let’s try it.”

    (Laughs)

    And that was their attitude about everything by the way. There was no scientific process here. It was just, “Fuck it…What the hell…Let’s give it a try.” Against all better judgment I did try to hit the tiger in the head and it turns out, you can’t do that because the tiger’s reflexes are so quick he will catch the steak anywhere near his head if it’s airborne. I keep trying to hit him in the head but he would just catch it in his mouth. I don’t think any of that is in the movie. I don’t remember which take they used.

    ho30CHRISTOPHER STIPP: I think the very last one. You mentioned it last night.

    HELMS: Oh you were at the Q&A?

    CS: You said you were out of steaks.

    HELMS: And I was using the plastic steak. But there’s a few edits in that but maybe not. I don’t remember now. The very end of the shot is a composite of the tiger leaping at a trainer and me running away scared. But I think it cuts to a reverse like over the tiger of me coming in at one point. I can’t remember now. I have to look at again.

    CS: Speaking of that, tied into the way you explain Zach Galifianakis’ impersonation of the pepper on the steak, Ben Stiller this week on Howard Stern was talking about what a miserable experience Mystery Man was and he kind of talked about it on a larger sense and said, “You know what, for comedy to really work on film you have to be one of those guys who does one take, two take, you can’t over think it.” You can’t over think it. You can’t overdo it. You just have to go in there, know what’s funny, do it and be confident in that. How was it working with Todd and his philosophy on when he thinks he’s got the funny on film?

    HELMS: I’m curious ““ I’m not sure what Ben meant. Did he say just do as many takes as you want?

    CS: No, that’s what was so aggravating to him, that they lost that spontaneity and ended up with a laborious…”Alright, let’s do take 37.”

    HELMS: Who directed that movie?

    CS: I don’t know but he said he hasn’t done anything after that.

    HELMS: I’m trying to remember. I think it was a commercial director. Anyway, it wasn’t a terrible movie.

    CS: No, it was good but he just stressed how you just can’t over think it.

    HELMS: Yeah, I totally agree with that. Todd is a master. He’s such a good director. He knows what he wants but is so collaborative, he listens but also incredibly manipulative in a good way. You’ll find yourself doing things that maybe you were hesitant about and then find out that he cajoles you into it and you’re glad he did at the end of the day, because it looked great or it was a really strong comedic choice.

    I know Zach. He’s so funny because the baby thing and wearing a jock strap ““ there were a number of jokes that Zach actually pitched ironically as a joke, like wouldn’t it be funny if I did this”¦and then Todd said, “Yeah, you are actually going to do that now.” And Zach was like “Dammit, I got talked into it” and of course, they are the funniest bits of the movie. So there’s a lot of trust we all put in Todd and I think he earned it and used it wisely.

    As far as over-thinking…I like to do lots of takes because I love to play around. I’ve actually worked with Ben and we’ve done lots of takes too. As long as, and I’m going to try and read into Ben’s words but I didn’t hear it firsthand , but there is something, even when you are doing lots of takes you want to keep it fresh. You don’t want to talk about it too much because it just doesn’t help. Just throw it out there and in the time it takes to discus if something’s funny, you could have done four takes and tried it four different ways and I totally agree with that. You also get momentum when you do a lot of takes when you don’t stop and talk because talking puts the brakes on your process as you are trying to stay in the moment. It’s fun to whittle something down over a series of takes. You get a little kernel of an idea you riff on it and start going but it’s too long, you didn’t quite get it right. So you do it again and it’s a little shorter and there’s lots of moments like that in the movie.

    ho22Like when we come back to the hotel after Mr. Chow beats us up with the crowbar and we get to the door of the hotel room and Zach goes what about the tiger? And Brad is like, “Oh yeah, the tiger.” And I say “I wonder why” or something like that and then Zach goes, “That’s one of the side effects of herpes, you forget things.” Brad says “I keep forgetting about the tiger, how did the tiger get in there” and I look at Zach and go, “I don’t know, I don’t remember. ” Doesn’t pick up on it, just “Yeah, one of the side effects of herpes” and I go “You are literally too stupid to insult” and he goes, “Thank you””¦just completely straight. We must have done that about 15 times and always different with different riffs and tangents but over a series of takes, Todd would say “Take that out” or “Do this” and our own discretion would filter in and we wound up with a really quick little exchange that has a couple of great beats in it. So, that’s a little bit about the process.

    Q: Who makes you laugh?

    HELMS: Oh my gosh, so many people make me laugh. If I go way back, some of the initial reasons I decided I wanted to get into comedy was really those SNL shows in the 80’s, like when I was a very little kid I started watching Saturday Night Live and I just was so enamored with the energy of the show. I didn’t get it I don’t think at the time but I just wanted to be a part of that energy. Eddie Murphy was hands down one of the reasons I ever wanted to do comedy but his era around that time was also Joe Piscopo, Martin Short, Harry Shearer, Christopher Guest, Michael Keaton. Phil Hartman is one of my all time favorites and I still get misty sometimes because I always wanted to meet him and it breaks my heart I will never get that chance. He just meant so much to me and I was really devastated when we lost him.

    The next chapter of SNL is Mike Myers, David Spade, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, and they all just made me laugh and made me want to be a part of it ““ Will Farrell and Terry O’Terry and that wave Chris Kattan”¦ So really SNL was a big thing and everyone in it ““ Ellen Cleghorne ““ just so many moments and such a fun world. Outside of SNL I was a huge Bill Cosby fan as a little kid. I had a bunch of his records and I got super into Jerry Seinfeld and still just adore. A lot of comedians make me laugh.

    Q: I’m thinking about the banjo. Are you a fan of Steve Martin?

    HELMS: Yea, Steve Martin. He’s the man. He’s an idol of mine on many fronts. He is just a guy that leads his life in a very upstanding way and has maintained an incredible career as a comedic actor and then of course he’s an insanely good banjo player. I love a lot of the songs he’s written. I learned a bunch of them. So, yea, he’s definitely on that list. I could go on forever. In the standup area, there’s this guy, Brian Regan. Do you know who he is?

    Absolutely.

    HELMS: He’s just one of my favorite comedians ever. Jim Gaffigan, Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, really make me laugh. And Zach is a great stand up. He’s just this wickedly, witty guy. I don’t know what it is. He’s just got something really special. That’s a long list.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: And it’s really longer too. I just love comedy and comedians. Such a fun world.

    ho7Q: In 100 words or less describe Heather Graham’s kiss.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: Hmm”¦.100 words or less. How about this? Just silky smooth.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: Is that less than 100 words?

    Q: Did you screw up that scene enough so you could retake it over and over again?

    HELMS: Yeah. I asked Heather to rehearse that a bunch but she didn’t want to do that. No, it’s a funny thing. Everyone asks me that but the reality is in that scene I’m surprised by the kiss so I don’t actually kiss her back. So, it’s not a mutual kiss. It’s her kissing me. So to be totally candid, it wasn’t that great for me because I didn’t get to engage the kiss in anyway. But that said, just to have Heather Graham kiss you, even on the cheek, is just so uplifting. She’s so peculiar because she’s this sunshiny, bright effervescent woman but also has this Buddha like serenity and comfort with herself and just drops these little pearls of wisdom about her life experience. And it’s like, wow, I think she could be a guru. People would really follow her.

    Q: Wasn’t she in that movie?

    HELMS: Oh, she was? Yes, she’s really something.

    Q: Are you anything like Stu in real life? And if not, if you were actually in the events of The Hangover, which character would you be more like?

    HELMS: I am like Stu. I regret and it pains me to admit I am a bit more like Stu than I would like to acknowledge. Am I exactly like Stu? Of course not. I think I have a little more awareness and not in as much denial about issues in my life, particularly regarding relationships and so forth as Stu is. That said when I was doing the movie and thinking about how to respond to moments in the narrative, I really tapped into my own gut reaction to things and I think we all did actually. It is sort of why the movie stays somehow, in the face of the most craziest and most ridiculous things happening, it stays plausible to me. At least to me it does. That was a lot of Todd wanting us to be ourselves and respect us and respond honestly to each situation.

    CS: Coming through UCB which has produced just an enormous amount of talent, you can talk about the west coast Groundlings, how did that ““ you went from a lover of comedy when you were younger and then said to yourself I have to learn to do comedy and went to New York or doing UCB, getting your way on the Daily Show, then The Office, how does that transform when you were learning what’s important on live theater when working in front of a live group, The Office is perfect as is the Daily Show because you have to work with an ensemble. It obviously came across on the film because you, Bradley and Zach seemed like a very cohesive ““ the chemistry is perfect ““ how did that at least when you were learning how to deal with the group dynamic in comedy ““ did you ever go from thinking comedy was one way and then going into UCB and actually learning what the secrets are as to what makes good comedy?

    HELMS: I don’t think UCB has a monopoly on any sort of secrets as to what’s funny, or how to be funny but that said, it has very quickly established itself on par with the Second City in Chicago and the Groundlings in LA, both of which were avenues which I considered going down. When I was in college I wondered how I was going to do this. I had to get into comedy. So, I analyzed the careers of those people I mentioned before and really thought methodically about how they went about it and I boiled it down to three tracks basically. One was the Groundlings in LA and that was Will Ferrell and Phil Hartman and Molly Shannon, Sherry O’Terry, Chris Purnell, Chris Kattan, they all came out of the Groundlings.

    Then there was Second City which had the real old tradition of Saturday Night Live going all the way back to Belushi and Aykroyd and also the Toronto Second City with Martin Short and John Candy. Then the other avenue was doing standup in New York City which was Adam Sandler and Chris Rock and a handful of others, Eddie Murphy. And, Eddie Murphy was again my guy. He’s the one I wanted to be like the most. And Jimmy Fallon I think also came into the New York City comedy bracket. So, that just seemed like the best fit for me and I wanted to be in New York City. And it wasn’t for a few years, around 2000, I had been doing standup in New York for a while and started to establish some credibility and started to ratchet it up a bit and then that’s when USB started to pick up steam and offer classes and some comedian friends of mine were starting to look into it and I just loved that energy. I went to go check it out and started hanging out there doing shows.

    ho3It was really cool because in Chicago the impov and standup worlds are very competitive and separate. It’s a different world. In New York they just reinforced each other in a really cool way in a symbiotic kind of relationship between the improve world and the standup world. The UCB was hosting standup shows at their theatre and I just worked my way up and took all the classes and I joined a team there so I could perform regularly. The improve training, as great as UCB is I don’t think anyone has a monopoly on these ideas but I did happen to learn at UCB about being incredibly present in the scene or as an actor listening to the other actors in the scene because that’s what improve is all about. They hammer it into you. It’s almost like a weird ““ something bigger than the individual ““ an energy ““ a good energy ““ a good improve scene is bigger than anyone in it. Something happening that everyone is contributing to. It’s like jazz. People make that analogy a lot. Good jazz is everyone doing their own thing and putting a little spice and flavor in places and creating something that no one could have created by themselves.

    It’s a real sort of celebration of communal effort and that’s something, that’s certainly as a standup you don’t ever learn but it’s what forms great comedy. When you see it on film, guys like Ben Stiller and Seth Rogan who are so generous with what’s going on around them and with what’s going on with the other actors, it’s not about owning a moment, it’s about sharing it and I try to the extent that I can, try to bring it to my work too.

    Q: Bigger diva? Colbert or Stewart.

    (Laughs)

    HELMS: I would say that Colbert is a huge diva but a lot of it’s ironic and adorable. Stephen Colbert is ““ I am just so lucky to have been around him at that time because he and Carell are like huge ““ all I did was copy them. I showed up on the Daily Show and I was like these two guys have cracked it. They are doing it right. They are very different but Colbert and Carell have very different MO’s on that show and they are doing it right so I’m just going to try and do what they do and maybe over the course of five years maybe I found my own voice a little bit, but it started out like I just gotta do it the way they do it because they are so good.

    Colbert was so supportive. He had a lot of seniority when I joined the show but I always would go to him for advice and he was really generous with it. It’s really cool. Stephen is so smart and so quick and also a step ahead of you. But there are moments after a while that I think he began to get to know me and trust me as a friend that you get these fleeting moments of genuine interaction with him and it’s incredibly gratifying. He’s a really smart and generous guy. Really. How fuckin’ funny is his show? I email him from time to time and just say that was genius. And, it’s just pure him. Obviously he’s got a great staff, I don’t want to take anything away from them, but his brain is something that’s extremely rare.

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    In conjunction with MPI Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE IT CROWD: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Abrams ComicArts, we’re giving away six (6) copies of Adam Koford’s THE LAUGH-OUT-LOUD CATS SELL OUT.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of FOLLOW THAT BIRD on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of BEDTIME STORIES on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of STAR WARS: CLONE WARS – A GALAXY DIVIDED on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE TALE OF DESPEREAUX on DVD.

    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of DOUBT on Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of MAX FLEISCHER’S SUPERMAN on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL on DVD.

    In conjunction with Genius Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SESAME STREET: BEING GREEN on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MY FRIENDS TIGGER & POOH AND A MUSICAL TOO on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of POKEMON: GIRATINA & THE SKY WARRIOR on DVD.

  • Join Kevin Smith At The Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament!

    Join Kevin and team at The 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford Ontario – June 5, 6 and 7!

    On June 5, 6 and 7 join Kevin Smith and his Team of Destiny as they battle it out for the ultimate prize at The 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford Ontario.

    Kevin will be in goal as part of team Puck U. which will also consist of the following notable players:

    Roster:

    • Jason Mewes (C)
    • Scott Mosier
    • Bryan Johnson
    • Jennifer Schwalbach
    • Ming Chen
    • Jon Gordon
    • Jim Jackman
    • Malcolm Ingram
    • Kevin Smith
    • And if his tendons can take it, Walt Flanagan

    Spectators and gawkers are welcome and encouraged!

    When and Where:

    June 5, 6 and 7th

    Ball Hockey International (BHI)
    Steve Brown Sports Complex / Lions Park
    20 Edge Street
    Brantford, Ontario


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    About The 3rd Annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament

    The 3rd annual Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament will be hosted in Brantford from June 5 to 7, 2009 at the Ball Hockey International (BHI) venue located at the Steve Brown Sports Complex / Lions Park, 20 Edge Street.

    Walter Gretzky will be on hand to welcome everyone to Brantford for a weekend of FUN and sports. Teams in the following age categories are invited to register for the tournament; 7 to 9 (2002, 2001, 2000), 10 to 12 (1999, 1998, 1997), 13 to 15 (1996, 1995, 1994), Teen 13 to 17( 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1992), Adult 18 & up (1991 and older).

    The tournament is a round robin format with a 3 game guarantee. The minium players per team are 4 plus a goalie and the maxium players per team are 10 plus a goalie. Registration Fees are $275.00 + GST per team and the deadline to register for all divisions is May 29, 2009.

    The Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament is a fundraising event that will benefit the Brantford Sports Facilities Infrastructure Legacy Fund.

    Want more info? Get it here!

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-03-25

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Adult Swim, we’re giving away one (1) copy of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 3 on standard DVD, and two (2) copies of VENTURE BROS: SEASON 3 on Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND on DVD.

    In conjunction with Comedy Central Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of JIM GAFFIGAN: KING BABY on DVD.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE OTHER END OF THE LINE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK: EARTH on DVD.

    In conjunction with Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of HANDY MANNY: MANNY’S GREEN TEAM on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-03-18

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BOLT on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of LILO & STITCH on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE on DVD.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of QUANTUM OF SOLACE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE RICHES: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE ODD COUPLE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of TO CATCH A THIEF on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO: COMPLETE 2nd, 3rd & 4th SEASONS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Genius Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) sets of both LIVING WITH THE WOLFMAN and RAW NATURE on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-03-11

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of THE SMURFS: TRUE BLUE FRIENDS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Sony Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) sets of both THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN VOLUME 2 and THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN VOLUME 3 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away four (4) copies of THE ZETA PROJECT: SEASON 1 on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: 2009-03-04

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Warner Bros., we’re giving away one (1) WATCHMEN music prize pack.

    In conjunction with Genius Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ELMO & FRIENDS: TALES OF ADVENTURE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of SOUTH PARK: SEASON 12 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of ROLE MODELS on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of the PINOCCHIO: 70th ANNIVERSARY EDITION DVD/BLU-RAY set.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) sets of both ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN and RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of PRIMAL FEAR on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of HOWARD THE DUCK on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of GIRLS NEXT DOOR: SEASON 4 on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: SESAME STREET, FUTURAMA, SPONGEBOB, WONDER WOMAN, SEX DRIVE, THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY & THE MIGHTY B!

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Viking Press, we’re giving away five (5) copies of STREET GANG: THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF SESAME STREET.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of FUTURAMA: INTO THE WILD GREEN YONDER on DVD.

    In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) sets of both SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGICUS and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: THE BIG ONE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner bros. Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) WONDER WOMAN Tiaras in support of the new direct-to-DVD animated movie WONDER WOMAN.

    In conjunction with Summit Home Entertainment, we’re giving away one (1) copy of SEX DRIVE on DVD signed by star SETH GREEN, and two (2) unsigned copies to runner-ups.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY on DVD.

    In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE MIGHTY B: WE GOT THE B on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: STAR WARS: TUSKEN RAIDER, BACK TO THE FUTURE, HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS & ALIENATE PEOPLE, DEAD LIKE ME, & CHANGELING!

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Sideshow Collectibles, we’re giving away one (1) exclusive edition STAR WARS: TUSKEN RAIDER Premium Format Figure.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) sets of BACK TO THE FUTURE, BACK TO THE FUTURE II, and BACK TO THE FUTURE III on DVD.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS & ALIENATE PEOPLE on DVD.

    In conjunction with MGM Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of DEAD LIKE ME: LIFE AFTER DEATH on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of CHANGELING on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER, BONE, CHIPMUNKS, SOUL MEN, & CHOCOLATE

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copy of THE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 COLLECTION: VOLUME XIV on DVD.

    In conjunction with Scholastic Books, we’re giving away five (5) softcover copies and one (1) hardcover copy of BONE: CROWN OF HORNS.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE MYSTERY OF THE EASTER CHIPMUNK on DVD.

    In conjunction with Genius Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) copy of SOUL MEN on DVD.

    In conjunction with Magnolia Home Entertainment, we’re giving away two (2) copies of CHOCOLATE on DVD.

  • Contest Round-Up: ZACK & MIRI, CORALINE, & THE SECRET POLICEMAN’S BALLS

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at Quick Stop. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with HarperFestival, we’re giving away ten (10) copies of Neil Gaiman’s CORALINE.

    In conjunction with William Morrow, we’re giving away five (5) copies of CORALINE: A VISUAL COMPANION.

    In conjunction with Genius Home Video, we’re giving away one (1) copy of ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO on DVD.

    In conjunction with Shout Factory Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE SECRET POLICEMAN’S BALLS on DVD.

  • Support Our Sponsor – Makers of BRAWNDO Energy Drink & SEX PANTHER cologne!

    Please welcome our new Quick Stop sponsor, Omni Consumer Products (www.omnimerch.com) – makers of BRAWNDO energy drink (www.brawndo.com) & SEX PANTHER cologne (www.sex-panther.com).

    Omni Consumer Products is a product development company located in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a focus on licensing, defictionalization, and reverse-branding. You might recognize BRAWNDO as the energy drink featured in Mike Judge’s IDIOCRACY, and SEX PANTHER as the manly cologne featured in Will Ferrell’s ANCHORMAN. Once nothing more than fictional products, Omni has made them real.

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  • Trailer: SOLD OUT – A THREEVENING WITH KEVIN SMITH DVD

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  • QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: Teaser Trailer From Terry Gilliam’s THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS!

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    Terry Gilliam

    How would you like a bit of a teaser glimpse of the wonders Terry Gilliam has planned for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?

    Below, you’ll find a very special message from Terry, as well as a look at some of the production designs and artwork for the film. Currently in post-production, Parnassus should be arriving at a theater near you sometime in 2009. Until then, though, we share this little peek behind the scenes.

    You can visit the official Doctor Parnassus website at www.doctorparnassus.com, where you can sign up to receive news about the film.

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  • San Diego Comic-Con 2008: ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO Panel

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    Hello children. Georgia Malone reporting from my first Comic Con – and not just San Diego. I’ve never seen anything like this before. But, as a favor to a friend, I agreed to give you a report from the only panel I felt sober enough to attend, The Zack and Miri Make a Porno panel hosted by Kevin Smith.

    Kevin showed a clip of the upcoming film featuring two surprise casting choices which resulted in cheers, giggles and gasps of disbelief!! “OMG!!! NO WAY!!!! SPOILER!! The Mac guy is Superman’s boyfriend!! And WTF?? They just totally kissed!!!”

    After the clip, Kevin took the stage as moderator and introduced his panel: Scott Mosier, Ricky Mabe, Justin Long (Surprise!), Katie Morgan, Traci Lords, Jason Mewes, Seth Rogen, and Elizabeth Banks. He immediately began taking questions.

    • Question #1. How essential is film school? Well, Kevin thinks film school is not all that essential and said that he would rather sink the money into a picture. Seth added that he doesn’t think people should have to go to REGULAR school either.

    • No big stories to tell about the production of Zack and Miri except that Kevin ate a lot, gained a shit ton of weight and it fucked with his asshole quite a bit. Seth said, “same thing. When movies go well there is never a good story. It was boringly enjoyable. If I have one more fucking great day, I’ll kill myself.”

    • Two kids dressed as Jay and Bob asked “if you’re having trouble with the censors, when those problems arise, how do you decide what has to go?” Kevin said that the NC -17 was disappointing, and he feels that the movie is a hard R, but not an NC-17. He trimmed the movie two other times and feels he’s gone as far as he can go without fucking with his original vision of the movie. The MPAA is going to battle over 2 scenes/about 12 seconds of film. Kevin explained that one scene contains a lot of thrusting and the other contains something so fucking unspeakable that no one can even see it. He reminds us that ratings are for our own protection.
    • What is it like to be working under Kevin Smith? Elizabeth said working for Kevin was “joyful but if you’re really under him it’s hard to breathe.” Seth didn’t think so, if you get your elbows underneath. Justin thinks Seth is a natural bottom. Jason is used to being under Kevin and sucks his balls.

    • Katie says that Kevin is by far the most amazing director she’s ever worked for. Kevin reminded her that she’s only worked for one other director. Seth, reminded Kevin, “yeah but that guy’s made like 700 movies.”

    • SPOILER!!! Justin remembered that when he had to Kiss Brandon Routh, he had a temperature of 102. Despite Brandon’s confidence that he never gets sick, Justin was shocked to learn that Brandon became extremely ill after they shot the scene. Seth wondered whether Justin felt powerful knowing that his kiss made Superman sick . . .”Like Superman 2 sick!”

    • Ricky said he was just a kid from Canada who was happy to be there.

    • Jay Mewes doesn’t know when he’ll be in another movie because he sucks at auditions.

    • At the microphone, someone asked Kevin how he managed to create two of the most loveable characters in cinematic history. “How did you make them so loveable?” The answer yelled out from the crowd . . . “Marijuana!!”
    • The “Crazy for Cult” Art show will have more of the same kind of art that was featured last year.
    • Seth admits to smoking marijuana, but not while he’s filming. “The days are just too long, but pretty soon after we’re done filming . . .”
    • Kid at the microphone says “my mom’s here, so I’m going to pretend I don’t know who Katie Morgan is.” Then, he asked Kevin, “How do you shoot sex? In your other movies, they talk a lot.” Kevin said that he wanted it to look better than his other movies, and said that he and Dave Klein worked hard so that this one looks like a real movie. At the same time, he said that nobody wants to see his version of sex . . . He’s a bottom. He explained in great detail what sex with him would look like and noted, “It should be an AWESOME ride home with your mom.”
    • Guy in a Snoogans shirt from the Medieval Times Restaurant in Buena Park was astonished that they tore down the Mooby’s set from Clerks II, and wondered whether Kevin would ever open a chain of Mooby’s restaurants. Kevin said that they had to get rid of the stench from the donkey show and that he has no intention of ever entering the food service industry. He said that he worked hard to get out of the food service industry and that he doesn’t want people like him working for him.

    • Kid asked Kevin how he picks the songs for his movies. Kevin acknowledged that he picks the songs by listening to his iPod. Seth and Justin were impressed with the kid’s three-way nun chucks.
    • Kevin agreed with the audience member who suggested that society has become more accepting of adult humor. In response to her follow-up question, he says that the only subject that he feels is too raunchy for him to touch in his movies is “rape.” The crowd shouts out reminders of the movie Vulgar. Kevin is astonished by the “pro rape” members of the audience and cautions the women to exit the other side of the building.
    • Any more sequels to Jay and Silent Bob? Kevin says “No. Probably not. Maybe in 10 years.” Seth suggests, “Coming in 2010—Jay Rapes Silent Bob.” But, Kevin doesn’t think there is anything for them to talk about even when they are in their 40’s, and it would be sad if Randal and Dante were still clerkin’.
    • Traci acknowledged that she is notorious for her earlier experiences in adult entertainment because she was a “child star” in the porn industry, but she maintains that the events around her 18th birthday were very complicated. Kevin called her the Miley Cyrus of porn.

    • How does Kevin deal with all of his crazy fans? “From behind a microphone, usually.” He feels that stalkers are born out of an inability to access the object of their affections, but “you can’t get away from me.” Seth encouraged people to stalk him and send him their hair.
    • The inspiration for Zack and Miri came in 1996. He said that his movies are all a little bit like porn, in that “anybody can make ’em.”
    • Kevin acknowledges that he didn’t have a problem with the casts’ improvisations because Seth and the others were able to give him usable stuff. He complimented everyone saying that they were very gifted at making their adlibs sound like they were coming from the characters he had written.
    • After moderating a BSG panel the previous day, Kevin reported that he was not able to get Lucy Lawless to tell him who the final Cylon is.
    • And then there was the one and only Green Hornet question of the day: Have Kevin and Seth shared any notes or insights? They said that they haven’t really talked about it. Kevin mentioned that Seth had more freedom in writing his script, and Seth added that it’s not weird that projects go from person to person around town among comedy writers. He said that it’s an incestuous group. He also said that Sony’s only note to him was that Kato had to be Asian.
    • Kevin is not planning to make any documentaries, and Scott does not have a sweet ass camper anymore.

    • The Holy Christ Smodcast was just a joke. They are not making a film about a 100ft Mos infused with the power of Satan or about Jesus who knew Judo and Satan who only knew old fashioned fisticuffs boxing. They had fun talking about it, but it’s just “not a feature.”

    • Kevin is writing a Batman miniseries for DC that Walt Flanagan drawing.
    • He did not give Bruce Willis a hard time for not writing back on Jersey Girl. “Does that question even need answering at this point?”
    • Kevin said he would love to write a Court Room Drama someday and laughed at the idea of a Court Room Drama Musical? He was totally serious about writing and directing a courtroom drama movie, btw.
    • He said he is working on expanding his visual style and that it took him a long time to care about the way his pictures looked. He mentioned that we should be able to see evidence of it in the upcoming Red State and in his next movie after that. Next MOVIE after Red State? WHAT?!?! He said it was too early to give any details, but he did mention that it is “set in space.”
    • Elizabeth said that playing Laura Bush is just like playing a porn star . . .only the hair is different. Seth pointed out that she wouldn’t have to change her name.

    • Ricky said that he loves boobies.

    • Despite one audience member’s enthusiasm, Kevin is doubtful that the “Porno Comedy” genre will take off and get it’s own section at Blockbuster. But if it does happen, he said, “we will all remember this moment.”

    • And finally, to the one last kid who didn’t get to ask his question because the Comic Con employee jumped in the line and asked his question instead . . . just wanted you to know that I noticed, and you’re right. It was bullshit. That guy was a douche bag.

    That’s all I have for now, kids. If you need me, I’ll be in the bar.

    -Georgia