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  • Win TRAILER PARK BOYS on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Screen Media Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of TRAILER PARK BOYS on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win WOMEN IN TROUBLE on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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    In conjunction with Screen Media Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of WOMEN IN TROUBLE on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE BOX on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE BOX on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE INFORMANT on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE INFORMANT on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win MISFITS: SERIES ONE on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Channel 4 Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of MISFITS: SERIES ONE on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE PETER SERAFINOWICZ SHOW on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Channel 4 Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE PETER SERAFINOWICZ SHOW on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

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    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • FREDagator: 2010-02-16

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    It’s “science” shows like this that make me respect Mythbusters that much more…

    Have trouble getting rid of all that snow? Get a SNOW DRAGON

    It’s “science” shows like this that make me respect Mythbusters that much more…

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  • Masters Of Song Fu #6: Round 2 Challenge Revealed!

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    We here at FRED are true lovers of music, in all its forms. We’re also quite keen on the spirit of competition, and of spurring creativity through said competition.

    To that end, we launched a unique form of creative combat.

    In this age of manufactured and painfully earnest talent contests, we’ve decided to instead shine a light on the quirky, quixotic underworld of musicians that don’t get nearly the attention they deserve.

    Ah, but I did mention that there was a competition involved…

    Like a songwriting version of Iron Chef, the competitors will be presented with a very specific songwriting challenge. They’ll be given one week to complete their songs – however they see fit, within the parameters set forth – after which time the entries will be uploaded to FRED to be voted on by you, the audience.

    At the end of the 3rd Challenge, the two Challengers with the most votes will face off, mano a mano for the title of…

    MASTER OF SONG FU

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    However, there may yet be one final challenge for this newly crowned Master – for they very well might (if the stars align and schedules permit) face off against one of the LEGENDARY MASTERS – artists like Jonathan Coulton, Paul & Storm, Neil Innes, Doc Hammer, & The RiffTones. Think of them as the iron chefs of Song Fu – one of which may or may not be revealed as your ultimate challenge. Only the wheel of uncertainty can predict (and even then, not).

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    So what was the first Challenge?

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    ROUND 1 CHALLENGE

    Write a song that is about (or at least has key to the central narrative) RAIN (the meteorological phenomena). At some point (or throughout) the song, you must utilize an instrument (or vocals) that represent the rain. You are free to write your song in any style that you choose.

    That’s it. The only other directive is that your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds.

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    You’ll find the Round 1 songs from each of our Challengers below, as well as the results of the Round 1 voting. More importantly, though, you’ll also discover what the Round 2 Challenge is!

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    THE CHALLENGERS

    MIKE LOMBARDO

    Mike Lombardo is a piano-playing geek-pop-rock singer-songwriter who likes to use hyphens when describing his occupation. He has been known to write songs about just about anything, including rocks and SAW 4. When not banging on a piano, Mike spends most of his time playing way too many video games or teaching small children how to bang on pianos. A graduate of Berklee College of Music, Mike is currently finishing up his second album with his piano rock band, the Mike Lombardo Trio.
    Official Website: www.mikelombardomusic.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/mikelombardo
    ROUND 1 SONG:Sit And Watch The Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/mike_lombardo-sit_and_watch_the_rain.mp3]

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    EDRIC HALEEN

    songfu-edrichaleen.jpgEdric is a returning veteran of the Masters of Song Fu competition. He has been writing music (off and on) since the early nineties. He wrote and directed a musical, The Pushcart War, based on Jean Merrill’s wonderful novel. He has written and/or arranged a number of songs for various friends – some commissioned, some as surprises. He loves acting in community theatre, and is inspired by the music of Stephen Sondheim, Jason Robert Brown, Adam Guettel, Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Also – feel free to check out (and add to!) the “Happiness Board” on his web pages!

    Official Website: happinessboard.com/Edric_Haleen.html

    ROUND 1 SONG:In The Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/edric_haleen-in_the_rain.mp3]

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    GODZ POODLZ

    Legends foretell of a mighty duo, born in the frozen North. Two neighbors and friends will unite to form “Godz Poodlz” and battle the Mazters or Song Fu for glory and bragging rights! Godz Poodlz are Rüss Rogers and Rod Durre. Russ Rogers was once a member of “Kit and Kaboodle” (still available on iTunes) and currently performs in “Rusty’s Rocking Jamboree!” Rhod Durre was in the Goth Rock Band, “Sear!” Beware the Godz Poodlz Ear Worm! Godz Poodlz songs are bright, funny and tenaciously catchy. Come join Godz Poodlz Legionz of Fanz!

    Official Website: godzpoodlz.bandcamp.com

    ROUND 1 SONG:Rain Is Pouring Down
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/godz_poodlz-rain_is_pouring_down.mp3]

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    SPENCER SOKOL

    Spencer is trying to do things. Music is one of those things. It is painfully obvious to him, if not others, that he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. In the past he has been musically inclined with a guitar and occasionally with a piano. He is trying to be musically active once again, but this time he is attempting to do so while on the Internets. Creating music is a large part of his 40×40 list and he thinks this competition seems like “a Super Mega Happy Fun way” to rekindle his musical desires.
    Official Website: www.spencersokol.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/spencersokol
    ROUND 1 SONG:Reservations
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/spencer_sokol-reservations.mp3]

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    KYLIE PETTO

    My name is Kylie, and I’m your everyday 17-year-old girl with a passion for music. I’ve been writing my own songs since I was ten years old, and nothing is more fun for me than to sit down with my guitar and unwind. Now I thankfully have a violin to add to my arsenal, and I’m armed and ready for my second go at song fu!

    Official Website: NONE
    Twitter: twitter.com/KyliePetto

    ROUND 1 SONG:Robby
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/kylie_petto-robby.mp3]

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    CALEB HINES

    Caleb is a software engineer who pretends to be a musician on the internet. Self-taught in music theory, he is more comfortable writing a four-part instrumental fugue than he is writing a verse-chorus-bridge song. His favorite style of music went out of style at the end of the 18th century, but after discovering the likes of Weird Al, Dr. Horrible, and especially Jonathan Coulton, he realized that “omodern music” can be fun too. Now he is on a quest to update, expand, and diversify his musical knowledge and experience. In addition to singing, he plays a whole family of recorders, baroque flute, ukulele, melodica, pretends to play keyboard and guitar, and most recently, bass. He also uses virtual instruments because a real orchestra costs too much.

    Official Website: refactoringmybrain.blogspot.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/calebhines

    ROUND 1 SONG:Water Cycle
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/caleb_hines-water_cycle.mp3]

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    BOFFO YUX DUDES

    The Boffo Yux Dudes began in the 80’s and 90’s doing radio comedy, and promptly fell asleep for the next 15 years. Tom Giarrosso and Allan Morgan (Pop Machine) continue the tradition of trying to recreate their lost youth with exceedingly torturous music, instead of spending the money on therapy like normal people having a midlife crisis. Tom blames Mike Lombardo for showing him the Fu way of doing things, and now he has to listen to the voices and write songs instead of doing his actual day job.
    Official Website: www.boffoyux.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/boffoyuxdudes
    ROUND 1 SONG:Reign of the King
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/boffo_yux_dudes-reign_of_the_king.mp3]

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    DENISE HUDSON

    Denise Hudson is a musician of non-determined hair-color from Austin, Texas who is married to an musicaphile Australian. She hopes that she typed up her bio correctly (alas, she cannot spell!); and additionally hopes she amuses you, but she is done apologizing now. 🙂 If she happens to make you slightly uncomfortable, she supposes there’s nothing to be done for it…
    Official Website: denisehudson.bandcamp.com

    Twitter: twitter.com/RangerDenni
    ROUND 1 SONG:Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/denise_hudson-rain.mp3]

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    “BUCKETHAT” BOBBY MATHESON

    songfu-buckethatbobby.jpgI’m “BucketHat” Bobby Matheson. I used to make cartoons for the internet, and sometimes still do, but mostly focus on my music right now. I write and record my songs solo, in my little make-shift studio, and when I play live, I often get some help from friends. Some of my music is funny, and some isn’t. More often than not, the humour is unintentional. My Influences range from Klezmer to folk, to punk and back again, which ends up sounding more like Zydeco than anything else (who’d have guessed?). I’ve been described as a “Cajun Buddy Holly” and an “Optimistic Elvis Costello”. It’s been said that I sound like “That guy from the Barenaked Ladies” and a “Nasaly Bob Dylan”. One of these days, I hope to have a description that is accurate.
    Official Website: www.buckethatbobby.randomsociety.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/BucketHatBobby
    ROUND 1 SONG:Forget About The Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/buckethat_bobby_matheson-forget_about_the_rain.mp3]

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    IAN “TWO SHADES” JOHNSON

    Ian is a guitarist/singer/pianist/other-stuff-ist. He was a participant of Song-Fu #5, and is a member of Too Much Awesome. His songs have been described (by himself) as “probably not as funny as I think they are.”
    Official Website: ianjohnson.bandcamp.com
    ROUND 1 SONG:Downpour
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/ian_two_shades_johnson-downpour.mp3]

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    GORBZILLA

    songfu-gorbzilla.pngGorbzilla is a musician/band teacher in Mid-Michigan. He has been in a few bands over the years, most notably as the bass player/vocalist for the band “Satin Jones” and the guitarist/vocalist for the band “Jimmy Likes Pie”. The proud father of two future rock maniacs, Gorbzilla has been writing music for the past twenty years, and is currently working on his first musical Beer ““ Finally a Musical for Men based on the Haiku by Patrick “Horkmeister” Sweet entitled, “I Think I Threw Up”. He has been happily married for eight years, and is looking forward to this competition.
    Official Website: gorbzilla.blogspot.com
    ROUND 1 SONG:Freezing Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/gorbzilla-freezing_rain.mp3]

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    GOVERNING DYNAMICS

    Governing Dynamics is the name of Travis Norris’s eternal sideproject, where all the stuff written by him goes when his current band (whatever it may be) refuses to play it. The music has been favorably compared to such bands as Eels, Radiohead, The White Stripes, and other bands that cool people like. It has been unfavorably compared to the tactics used by the FBI against the Branch Dividians at Waco. If he has to describe his music by genre (and refer to himself in third person) Travis calls it “alternative/shoegazer with a liberal dose of Midwestern rock”.
    Official Website: governingdynamics.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/travisnorris
    ROUND 1 SONG:Rain in Chicago
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/governing_dynamics-rain_in_chicago.mp3]

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    ZER0GUY

    Two brothers from the midwest return to Song Fu with their brand of eclectic musical ideas. They don’t like to stick to a genre, and sometimes they suffer from swarms of bees.
    Official Website: www.myspace.com/zer0guyband
    ROUND 1 SONG:Thundercade
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/zer0guy-thundercade.mp3]

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    JUTZE SCHULT

    Johannes “Jutze” Schult (from Germany) likes to live in a dream world where there has been no Grunge and where he is a talented singer. Sometimes his little folky pop songs find their way into the real world. Here they suffer from his hoarse voice and the do-it-yourself home recording production, struggling to appeal off and on beaten musical paths.
    Official Website: www.jutze.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/schult
    ROUND 1 SONG:Kingdom Of Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/jutze_schult-kingdom_of_rain.mp3]

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    LEIGH & HOOVER

    Dave & William have been writing songs together for decades, yet have still managed to avoid finding a clever name for themselves. William writes the words; Dave the music… which is good because it doesn’t really work the other way ’round.
    Official Website: www.cratchit.org/music
    ROUND 1 SONG:Summer Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/leigh_and_hoover-summer_rain.mp3]

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    COMMON LISP

    Common Lisp is the name for the music projects of yours truly, Paul R. Potts, and any collaborators I may be able to drag into participating. I am a middle-aged software engineer with four children, some home recording gear, and too many guitars. I have never written an original song. It’s about time, don’t you think?
    Official Website: commonlisp.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/paulrpotts
    ROUND 1 SONG:Polly Loves the Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/common_lisp-polly_loves_the_rain.mp3]

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    GLEN RAPHAEL

    Glen Raphael is a Manhattan-based software geek, circus performer, and guitarist/singer/songwriter who counts Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm as influences. He has recently written songs that featured killer robots, exploding pants, and the Statue of Liberty having a mid-life crisis. Though not all at once. Yet.
    Official Website: youtube.com/glenra
    ROUND 1 SONG:Can’t See The Sky
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/glen_raphael-cant_see_the_sky.mp3]

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    INVERSE T. CLOWN

    Inverse T. Clown is a jack of many entertainment trades, songwriting being one of his favorites. He has an album half-ready to be recorded, and is looking forward to garnering the patience to sit down and do it. Even more so, he’s looking forward to Song Fu 6. There is an ongoing series of internet covers of Inverse’s song “Today’s The Day” – and he loves them all – but it would nice to get some steam behind the endless REST of his genius, and Song Fu seems just the place to start it up. He’s funny, he’s clever, his music is synthetic, and he’s champing at the bit to throw everything he’s got to his clamoring fans. Stick around, and see why Salemites everywhere call this musical genius “The Future of Greatness”.
    Official Website: toomuchawesome.ning.com/profile/InverseTClown
    ROUND 1 SONG:Sexy In The Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/inverse_t_clown-sexy_in_the_rain.mp3]

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    JEFF MacDOUGALL

    Coming in at twice Mike Lombardo’s age, Jeff MacDougall is back and ready to throw some Fu! When asked about the competition, he had this to say: “Yeah. That’s right. I’m back. *coughs* *mumbles*” This will be a Song Fu for the ages!
    Official Website: www.jeffmacdougall.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/jeffmacdougall
    ROUND 1 SONG:Beautiful Day
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/jeff_macdougall-beautiful_day.mp3]

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    TARYN MILLER

    Taryn Miller is an 18-year-old, gluten-intolerant, crazy-hat-wearing guitarist (and other stuff too, but she’s played guitar longest). She hails from Winfield, Kansas – Home of Bluegrass.
    Official Website: myspace.com/chellenesuperstar
    ROUND 1 SONG:Crowded And Clouded
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/taryn_miller-crowded_and_clouded.mp3]

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    To download a ZIP FILE containing all of the ROUND 1 songs, CLICK HERE.

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    ROUND 2 CHALLENGE

    Write a song that does not rhyme.

    CLARIFICATION: Your song can be in any style, but must not contain any rhymes of 2 dissimilar words within a traditional verse structure. Exact repetition of a phrase or word is permitted. Your song must run no shorter than 1 minute 30 seconds..

    Your song must be submitted in mp3 form (128-192kbps) either via e-mail (to songfu @ asitecalledfred.com – remember to remove the spaces) or a file upload service (like RapidShare or YouSendIt). Deadline for submission is 2:00pm EST on Monday, February 22nd, 2010.

    There will be a Round 2 Listening Party at 8:30pm EST on Monday, February 22nd HERE. Voting on Round 2 submissions will commence immediately after the listening party.

    If you want some inspiration, here’s a number song from The Muppets
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/rhymingsong.mp3]

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    ROUND 1 VOTING RESULTS

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    View Results

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    SHADOW ENTRIES

    JOE “COVENANT” LAMB

    I’m Joe Covenant. I’m Scottish. And never have enough time to do everything I wanna! Been singing and perfoming for over 40 years… (yes, I am 46.)… and I’ve nearly learned a 6th chord! Everything I do. I do for Song Fu. (If not for this ‘contest’ I would have never met and collaborated with so many talented people.)

    Official Website: joecovenant.bandcamp.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/JoeCovenant

    ROUND 1 SHADOW SONG:Rain
    [audio:http://asitecalledfred.com/songfu/06song1/shadow_song-joe_covenant_lamb-rain.mp3]

    If you triumph, not only will you win remarkable (and potentially off-putting) bragging rights and a clutch of fantastic mystery prizes, you will also become the proud owner of the magnificent, one-of-a-kind MASTER OF SONG FU TROPHY.

    Good luck, and bring on the Fu.

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  • FREDagator: 2010-02-14

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    Celebrating Jack Benny’s birthday, with a special call…

    A wonderful bit with Jack Benny’s & special guest Groucho Marx…

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  • FREDagator: 2010-02-13

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    Marv the Vibraphone Robot – “Flight of the Bumblebee”. This is how the war between man and machine begins…

    Though it seems the humans may have a champion in their war against the machines…

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  • Toy News: Exclusive VENTURE BROS. Toys Sneak Peek

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    Ahead of their big reveal at Toy Fair this weekend, Bif Bang Pow has given FRED readers an exclusive sneak peek at one of the prototypes for their upcoming line of VENTURE BROS. toys. You’ll find another exclusive peek over at Jackson Publick’s Livejournal.

    So without further ado, here’s your first look at Henchman 21:

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  • FREDagator: 2010-02-12

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    Tech Support w/ Hunter S. Thompson (NSFW)”

    Happy Joe Don Baker Day #4 – “He’s Not A Good Cop”

    Happy Joe Don Baker Day #3 – “My My My My Mitchell”

    Happy Joe Don Baker Day #2 – “MST3K Mitchell”

    Happy Joe Don Baker Day #1 – “Mongo’s Back In Town”

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 2/12/10: Retreat! Retreat!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    It’s not quite as consistent as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I certainly enjoyed Couples Retreat (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP) for what it is – a goofy, often slapstick relationship comedy that plays like a post marriage take on the Swingers generation (which, considering it stars Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, is not a difficult leap). Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and alternate ending, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($36.98 SRP) is also available, which adds a pair of exclusive deleted scenes.

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    Want to protect your oh-so-precious eyes from evil green lasers, all the while looking ridiculously stylish? Well, look no further than the Green 532nm LaserShades ($39.99). Now, you can keep your eyesight safe, and pretend you’re in the future.

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    Fans of the great Orson Welles will delight in this newly-restored edition of Omnibus, a television showcase featuring the arts, which in 1953 televised a production of King Lear (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), starring Welles in the title role. The DVD also features archive featurettes and a 16-page booklet.

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    Many have called the Coen Brothers’ A Serious Man (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$36.98 SRP) their most autobiographical picture to date, but since I don’t know how accurate that assessment is, I will say it’s one of their strongest films of the past decade, and paints a darkly comic portrait of its Job-like patriarch – a physics professor whose life is unraveling, sending him on an offbeat search for meaning. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes.

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    History nerds (like me) will probably want to dive right in to The Ultimate Dambusters Collection (BFS, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which brings together a trio of documentaries on the legendary WWII raids. Heck, the first is even narrated by Stephen Fry.

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    After a massive wait, fans can finally wrap up the second season of The Sarah Silverman Program (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP) with the second volume, featuring the remaining 10 episodes plus audio commentaries, animated shorts, and a behind-the-scenes featurette. Now, if only they’d make a 3rd season.

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    Take a life-spanning love-affair and complicate it with a time-hopping lover who doesn’t know when he’ll disappear and when in his own timeline he’ll reappear, and you’ve got the unique relationship featured in The Time Traveler’s Wife (New Line, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP), as the titular wife encounters the man she’ll fall in love with and marry at various times throughout her life. Of course, she never knows which version of her husband – and where in their relationship – she’ll be encountering him. Got all that? Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette. A Blu-Ray edition ($35.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    Now that the full series has made its way to DVD, the single-disc themed releases are the focus, with Fraggle Rock: Wembley’s Egg Surprise (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) being the latest. The disc contains a trio of episodes (“Wembley’s Egg”, “The Great Radish Famine”, & “The Finger Of Light”) plus an episode from the animated series, a pair of sing-alongs, and a look at Jim Henson’s Animal Show With Stinky And Jake.

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    Fox has bungled up the X-Men nicely, and Heroes has lost its way, but both can take a page from the series Misfits (Channel 4, Not Rated, Region 2 DVD-£19.99 SRP), which finds a group of delinquents gifted with powers during a freak electrical storm. Think of it as Heroes meets Skins. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes and character films.

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    Featuring dozens of actors and musicians, The People Speak (New Video, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) brings to life the late Howard Zinn’s People’s History Of The United States and Voices Of A People’s History Of The United States. It’s quite a moving – and inspiring – portrait of the nation’s history.

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    He’s become a slab of a man, but you still get exactly what you expect from a Steven Seagal action flick in A Dangerous Man (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), in which Seagal is dangerous man Shane Daniels, an ex-Special Forces operative framed for murder newly-released from prison. He then does plenty of Seagal ass-kicking.

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    How about some catalogue titles coming to high-def this week? Fox and MGM back up the truck with a trio of modern classics – Walk The Line (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), To Live And Die In LA (MGM, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), and The Last King Of Scotland (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). Walk The Line sports an audio commentary, deleted scenes, extended musical performances, featurettes, and the theatrical trailer. To Live And Die In LA contains an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a documentary. Last King Of Scotland gets deleted scenes, a featurette, a documentary on Idi Amin, and a casting session.

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    And since you’re always looking to upgrade those catalogue titles with spiffy new high-definition versions all shiny and bright, hitting Blu-Ray this week are the Richard Dawson classic The Running Man (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Morgan Freeman & Christian Slater in the wet Hard Rain (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP), Billy Zane in the not-as-bad-as-you-think The Phantom (Lionsgate, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) and Wesley Snipes in Drop Zone (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP). All but The Running Man are limited to the theatrical trailer as their sole bonus feature, but Man gets a pair of audio commentaries and a pair of featurettes.

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    One day, I’m sure a fascinating film about the life of landmark aviator Amelia Earhart will be made, Sadly, Amelia (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) – starring Hilary Swank as the legendary pilot – is not that film. It’s just dull, really – which is the last thing this tale should have been. Sigh. Bonus features include deleted scenes, a featurette, and vintage newsreels.

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    If you never got a chance to pick up the box sets a few years ago, your only chance to get their classic cartoons are though the single disc Tom & Jerry’s Greatest Chases (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), the 4th volume of which is now available, containing 14 shorts.

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    It’s one of the few recent successes in hour-long drama, and Army Wives (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) is still going strong in its 3rd season. The 5-disc set contains all 18 episodes, plus webisodes, featurettes, deleted scenes, and bloopers.

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    Just when the Sci-Fi Channel (I refuse to call it that other… thing) was getting too far up their own… yeah… they go and launch a new Stargate that manages to evoke the engaging fun of the original with Stargate Universe (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.99 SRP). Think of its ragtag group stranded on the far side of the universe as the SG version of Voyager and Lost In Space. The 2-disc set contains an extended version of the pilot, featurettes, and video diaries.

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    I’ve been a fan of his going back to Action, but I’ve yet to find the same kind of pleasure in Jay Mohr’s formulaic sitcom Gary Unmarried (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), in which he stars as newly-single dad Gary Brooks. Think of it as a male version of The New Adventures Of Old Christine. The 3-disc set contains all 20 episodes, plus a trio of featurettes and a blooper reel.

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    Of course, you can never have too many adaptations of Jane Austen’s Emma (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), so the BBC have made another one, this time featuring Romola Garai in the title role. The 2-disc set contains a trio of featurettes and an interview with Michael Gambon.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #134: The Short One That Isn’t So Much

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #134: The Short One That Isn’t So Much – Ken & Dana return with what was intended to be a truncated cast, but meanders and gets lost along the way. Cookies are discussed. And barbecue.

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  • Party Favors: A Swiftian Gouge

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    NASHVILLE – How much is your child’s love worth?

    Kiddie country sensation Taylor Swift is coming to town. Just for kicks I checked Stubhub to see how much people were willing to resell tickets to the sold out show. I nearly threw up my Twinkie when I saw quite a few seats priced at $l,200. That’s not a typo. They are expecting some parent to pay $1,2000 for their kid to see a twig with a blonde wig. Since the kid isn’t of driving age, that means the parent is willing to pay $2,400 to make their kid happy. While the seats were on the floor, they were nearly 50 rows back from the stage.

    For that price, I expect to be close enough to the stage to know if Taylor Swift wears panties or a g-string. I want to be close enough to use qualify as her OB-GYN. I want Taylor Lautner to swear he smells me on her. For $2,400, I expect to see my name tattooed above her butt crack as thanks.

    This outrageous price is being met for a kiddie act. Did scalpers at New Kids on the Block or the Monkees concerts ever get $1,200? Did the Monkees even get paid that much money per show? I don’t think there’s any adult act I’d pay that much money to merely see. Once in Atlantic City we were told that New Year’s Eve tickets to Cher were $500. My response is for that price, they had better serve me Cher’s removed ribs. For that much cash, I expect Taylor Swift to cook us breakfast after she Simonizes my car.

    What exactly do you get for $2,400? Your little girl’s love until the next Disney sensation comes to town? You could buy an Oompa-Loompa for less. Have we become a nation of Veruca Salts and their daddies? There must be a cash limit on being the cool parent. Getting into a sold out concert shouldn’t cost more than two months of your mortgage. If your kid wanted to go, they should have been faster when ordering on Ticketmaster.

    When the time comes that my child has to see the new Taylor Swift with no price being too much; I will softly inform my child that such a price is completely out of the question. I will also inform them of the evil things Roadies do to young girls that want a backstage pass. If she still expects me to pay an extreme price for a ticket, she’ll have to sell her own kidney to a Yakuza crime boss.

    YO JERSEY

    Now that Jersey Shore first season is over, can we get a law forcing anyone that appears on an MTV show to be sterilized? Do we really need these kids procreating? The amount of mega-tub GNC muscle builders devoured by the orange stars might have shriveled their balls to the size of raisins. But there’s a rare chance that one of the girls could have gotten knocked up in the festering petrie dish known as the hot tub. Do we really need Snooki on next year’s 16 and Pregnant? There’s already reports a castmember hanging out with a Teen Mom star. She’s looking to get renewed the easy way?

    I’ll admit to being hooked on the adventures of Guido-mania. I haven’t spent this much time watching Italians since Super Mario Beatdown. But these people were the laziest ever. The whined about working at a t-shirt shop for 4 hours. And they didn’t even have to do that many things since there was a camera crew helping them look like they were working between craft service breaks. Have seven people ever became more famous for doing so little? There haven’t been this many lame freeloaders of fame since the bench of the Chicago Bulls in the ’90s.

    ALBUM OF THE YEAR

    The Flaming Lips’ reworking of Dark Side of the Moon is stunning. They don’t merely do a note for note remake like a cover band. They rework the semi-psychedelic masterpiece with the help of Peaches and Henry Rollins. The digital only album is as contagious as the Pink Floyd original. The only bad part is that they didn’t throw in a cover of “Echoes.” Maybe next year Justin Timberlake can rework The Wall

    DON’T MESS WITH THE FAVORS

    Remember a few years back when we ran into Leif Garrett at the Hooters? He promised to give us a real interview. And then he didn’t. He won’t be talking to us anytime soon since he got busted at a subway stop in Los Angeles for possession of heroin.

    On the other hand, recent interview subjects in the Party Favors have done well. Rick Harrison of History Channel’s Pawn Stars is the king of cable. The show is drawing more eyeballs than Heroes. Louie Psihoyos is getting his tuxedo ready for the Oscars with The Cove up for Best Documentary. While Paul Schneider didn’t get Academy love for his role in Bright Star, his Parks and Recreation series has been renewed for next season. Chef Duff of Ace of Cakes mentioned to us that the Food Network wouldn’t let him on Iron Chef. After the interview ran, he had a great battle against pork king Michael Symon.

    When the Party Favors requests an interview with you, ask yourself this question: Do you want to be busted for black tar heroin while waiting for the subway?

    THAT’S OUR BILL

    After once pleading for Bill Murray to quit playing sad sacks as part of his comeback, he’s given us a chance to laugh in Zombieland. While it’s best not to give away anything he does in the film, he should have been nominated for every major award. The film is now out on DVD so you can truly enjoy the joy of Bill Murray instead of the glum gus that pops up in Wes Anderson and Jim Jarmusch movies.

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    WIN MARY TYLER MOORE!

    It’s another giveaway contest! We have three copies of The Mary Tyler Moore Show: The Complete Sixth Season to give away to lucky Party Favors readers thanks to the fine folks at 20th Century Fox Home Video. This was the penultimate season for Mary and the staff of WJM-TV. Mary moves to a brand new apartment. She spices up her life in various ways. Ultimately this season is known for one hall of fame episodes: “Chuckles Bites the Dust.” What happens when the station’s clown gets killed during a circus parade? It’s not the usual tearjerker. How can you shed tears at the funeral of a clown? If you want to get to watch this very special episode, all you have to do is answer this question: Who played Chuckles on this episode? Send your answer and mailing address to mokaha@aol.com along with your mailing address. Remember that this contest isn’t open to my family, Chuckles the clown’s family or Manson family members.

    DVD SHELF

    Vega$: The First Season, Volume 2 brings another dozen cases of Dan Tanna action. This show brings together the finest elements of Rockford Files and The Love Boat. This finest creation even written by Michael Mann. Most of the episodes are star packed. Randolph Mantooth is a hotheaded tennis champ in “Serve, Volley and Kill.” “Ghost of the Ripper” has a Banacek vibe. Muhammad Ali makes an inspirational cameo in “The Eleventh Event.” “Demand and Supply” is an extra creepy tale of high school hookers since their pimp is Mr. Peterson from The Bob Newhart Show. “Doubtful Target” is pretty much the last time Leslie Nielsen was a wicked heavy instead of a fart joking goof. He shoots Binzer’s blind girlfriend. How mean can a man get? The cool part is that the show was actually shot in middle school Vegas. Keep an eye out for marquees advertising Nipsey Russell.

    Barnaby Jones: Season One brings together the elderly Buddy Ebsen and the cinematic Catwoman, Lee Meriweather. “Requiem for a Son” launched the show as a semi-spin off of Cannon (William Conrad). Barnaby Jones was a retired private investigator who got back into the game when his son was murdered. His daughter-in-law (Meriweather) joins him the in the pursuit. “To Catch a Dead Man” has William Shatner (Star Trek) in surprise role. “Sing a Song of Murder” hums along with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester). Because there was a law on the books in the ’70s, “Murder Go-Round” features Geoffrey Lewis (the man who isn’t Robert Pine) and the ultimate heavy known as Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). Barnaby Jones reminds us that a really old guy can still kick a young hood’s ass.

    Cannon Season Two, Volume Two continues the adventures of my favorite overweight, balding detective. Frank Cannon (William Conrad) is back to remind us that you don’t deny the power of the gut. The 12 cases are one buttkicking after another. “Nobody Beats the House” has Tom Skerritt (Alien) losing fat dollars at an illegal casino run by Paul Michael Glaser (Starsky and Hutch). Geoffrey Lewis gets to be a heavy. “Death of a Stone Seahorse” has the other half of Starsky and Hutch in David Soul. But he’s not cop. He’s a killer. He’s mean enough to set up his mentally impaired sister as the patsy. “The Prisoners” has the dean of actors: Harold Gould. His son fakes his own kidnapping to score fast bucks from the old man. Cannon never gets too confused on a case. He’s out to bust heads to get his clients proven innocent. He moves quick for a fat detective.

    JAG: The Final Season is also the 10th year of the show that combined combat action with military justice. This should have been a great capper for a show that was canceled by NBC after 2 years, but revived by CBS for an amazing ratings comeback. However the producers had this idea that JAG wasn’t just David James Elliot. They refused to renew his contract any further and kept introducing cast members for JAG: The Next Generation. CBS didn’t want to make the same mistake that cursed the last two seasons of Scrubs. They canceled the show in time to let the producers focus on a proper ending for Elliot and Catherine Bell. Are they going to truly become a couple? If you’ve liked the first nine seasons, you’ll endure the bumpy moments for the big finale.

    Lincoln Heights: The Complete First Season is about a cop that moves his family back to his old neighborhood. He wants to make a difference, but this action makes him fear for his family. He doesn’t have too much problem patrolling the streets, but his kids have issues fitting into the neighborhood. There’s a lot of gang action. They don’t care that their dad is a cop. It’s a little harder than the average ABC Family show. The 13 episodes originally aired on ABC Family. There’s a major cliffhanger, but since they’ve made three more seasons so far, a new viewer won’t be that panicked.

    Dynasty: The Fourth Season, Volume Two is more of the Carringtons dominating the Denver social scene. This is a sad time for me since these are the final episodes of Pamela Sue Martin. No more Nancy Drew hanging out with Joan Collins and Linda Evans. There’s a lot of betrayal and backstabbing. Fallon (Martin) enters a doomed marriage with Peter even though Blake warns her. Things don’t end nicely for her in the final episode. Krystle gets knocked up. Alexis (Collins) gets busted on a murder charge. Joan Collins knows how to look guilty. Diahann Carroll becomes part of the family as Blake’s illegitimate half-sister. Even in the thin air of Denver, there’s jungle fever. There’s 13 episodes on 3 discs. The series lasted another five seasons.

    Air Bud Golden Receiver: Special Edition takes us back to the time when a simple dog had a dream of schooling humans at their own sports. The former basketball playing dog is now running down a grassy field and making impossible receptions using his mouth. This is exactly how Ochocinco works. This was the second of the golden retriever movies, but it’s been updated to include his children: The Buddies. Luckily they didn’t try to CGI the little doggies into the action. Instead there’s an option to let the new dogs give their commentary on a recap movie. The six minute featurette is called “The Buddie’s Sports Channel.” It’ll keep your small kid wondering why aren’t the little doggies in this movie. The special edition packaging includes a whistle suitable for playing at home referee.

    Minnie’s Bow-Tique are four episodes of the CGI animated Mickey Mouse Club House series. This more for kids with the happy tales of the cheerful Disney universe. The episodes are all based around Minnie Mouse’s adventures. “Minnie’s Bow-tique” has her opening a store that only sells bows. Talk about a specific clientele. Although she does have bowties with spy gadgets. Peg-leg Pete arrives needing a bow. He has two feet now. Weird. There’s plenty of songs for little kids to hit rewind and sing along. This for really small kids and not traditionalists. The big bonus is a magnetic frame with bonus bows so you can put the kid’s face on the fridge.

    Gary Unmarried: The Complete First Season stars my favorite Jim Rome caller Jay Mohr. He’s divorced dad with two teens. He wants to find a new woman cause he just can’t give away houses fast enough. His day job is house painter. Oddly enough Jay doesn’t look that out of place covered in Sherwin Williams satin finish. The kids include a son that sounds like his father and a daughter who would be ridiculed by a certain psychotic TV host. Most of the comedy comes in his attempts to move on from his ex-wife. Except she’s still a part of his life with the kids. It’s one of Jay’s best roles since being the utter jerk in Jerry Maguire. The 20 episodes are spread over 3 DVDs. The bonus features include bloopers, Ed Begley Jr’s green tips and a day with Jay on the set.

    Army Wives: The Complete Third Season gives us a peek into military families around Charleston, South Carolina. The show is a continuation of the armed forces career of Catherine Bell (JAG). Kim Delaney, Sally Pressman and Brigid Brannagh are the other three wives that remind us of the family sacrifices in this time of war. There’s a lot of strife this third season as couples try their hardest to maintain their marriages. What does a soldier do when his child holds his work in contempt? There’s also more baby talk. The Lifetime series treats these relationships with respect. The 18 episodes are spread over 5 DVDs. The bonus features includes webisodes and a tour of Charleston.

    Whatever She Wants gives us Vivica A. Fox in her post-Curb Your Enthusiasm prime. She’s sick of dating dogs (like that Larry David). She gets wise and starts a private club where the guys have to prove they aren’t major cads. She wants only the finest of the fines. When she finally find that special guy, he might not be what she’s been considering in her club. Boris Kodjoe knows how to let the gleaming dome attract the ladies. Richard Roundtree (Shaft) reminds us that he was once a cinematic hunk that no woman could refuse. How can Vivica A. Fox not find herself a fine man? The bonus features includes interview with Vivica. She doesn’t give us a way to apply to be her special man.

  • Soapbox: Quo Vadis, See-Saw?

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    Quo Vadis, See-Saw?

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    depIt was a pleasantly warm spring night. The barely-setting sun painted the sky in bold oranges and reds, and the air smelled of sweetness. I was at the park, sitting on the swings with my four-year-old boy, when he spied the see-saw and asked me to take him to it.

    Things have changed since I was a wee lad. I remember the see-saw as being a potentially dangerous piece of playground machinery; the possibility of having one’s family jewels spontaneously rearranged was always close at hand.

    In fact, this was part of the allure of the see-saw. The element of danger. The knowledge that some amount of skill was required in order to avoid the junk-jangling scenario made the see-saw something of a challenge – and what young male doesn’t thrive on the notion of competition?

    It was an art form, really. You knew the other guy might jump off his seat at any moment, and you would have to be instantly prepared. You had to act quickly, and if you timed it right, you could stiffen your legs as you plummeted to the earth, landing firmly on your two feet while your see-saw seat safely fell away beneath you. The jewels would be allowed to live another day, and your opponent knew he’d been bested by your cat-like reflexes.

    This sort of thing was part of growing up as a Man-child, and learning to navigate the see-saw experience was part of every young lad’s initiation, a vital part of his growing-up formation, and an endless source of experiential wealth. I dare say that the potentially-dangerous see-saw of my childhood is responsible for making me the man I am today.

    All of this has changed. As my son and I mounted the new and improved see-saw, I noticed something different. No longer do see-saw makers favor the classic lever-and-fulcrum construction for the playground ride. No. The see-saw that I sat on that evening was something newfangled, featuring a spring-loaded “fulcrum” that essentially tethered the “lever”, controlling how high one end of the lever could go, and – more importantly – how low to the ground the other end of the lever would dip.

    Essentially, this new see-saw construction has eliminated the possibility of roughing up your opponent’s genitals.

    Yes, perhaps those who ride on this family-friendly see-saw can still have a good time, but clearly, they will be growing soft, weak, and weenie-like in the process. There is no danger. There is no competition. In short, the nutsacks belonging to young lads on the modern see-saw are safe from all harm, and were so from the moment they mounted the G-rated ride.

    As my son and I finished our little romp on the sissy-saw, he ran over to me, eyes sparkling and smile beaming.

    “That was fun, Daddy! Can we do it again?”, he asked.

    And as I looked into the beautiful face of my little boy, I began to become enraged at what our society is doing to our children. Because of alleged “safety concerns”, he will never know the life-changing, character-forming experiences that I was permitted to encounter as a result of playing with my mates on a normal see-saw.

    I vowed then and there that my son would not be cheated in this way. He would not be robbed of so critical a part of childhood, something so necessary to building his well-roundedness as a functioning member of society.

    He looked up at me, smiling, awaiting my answer – could we ride again?

    I looked down at him, determined.

    And then I kicked him in the balls.

    Jacob Michael
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  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-02-10

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every Wednesday, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of COUPLES RETREAT on DVD, plus each winner will get a COUPLES RETREAT Beach Mat.

    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of EVERYBODY’S FINE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Docurama Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE END OF THE LINE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Virgin Records, we’re giving away two (2) copies of ENIGMA: THE PLATINUM COLLECTION.

  • Win ENIGMA: THE PLATINUM COLLECTION on CD!

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    In conjunction with EMI/Capitol, we’re giving away two (2) copies of ENIGMA: THE PLATINUM COLLECTION.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win THE END OF THE LINE on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Docurama Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE END OF THE LINE on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win EVERYBODY’S FINE on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Miramax Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of EVERYBODY’S FINE on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win COUPLES RETREAT on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of COUPLES RETREAT on DVD, plus each winner will get a COUPLES RETREAT Beach Mat.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of FRED Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, March 3rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Cabin Fever 86: Snatch

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the FRED…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #86: Snatch – In this week’s cast the boys talk about miraculous births, AVATAR – along with other money earners – politics, and more such nonsense. Music this week is provided by Los Fahina.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Storm DiCostanzo

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I chat with one half of the musical comedy duo Paul & Storm – the Teller-esque half known as Storm…

    Hope you enjoy…

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  • Bagged & Boarded 47: My Head Hurts Already

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #47: My Head Hurts Already – In which Matt and Jesse delve deep into the current and final season of LOST, and get quite lost themselves along the way. Welcome to the wittiest podcast in America.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • FREDagator: 2010-02-10

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    THE MUPPETS’ VIRAL CAMPAIGN CONTINUES – BEAKER’S BALLAD

    HOTEL HELL VACATION MINI-MOVIE (Imagine if it were actually well-written. You know… Funny)

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