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  • Soapbox: My Son, The History Lesson

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    My Son, The History Lesson

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    shermanOn his debut album Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening recorded in July of 2009, comedian Aziz Ansari presents a veritable torrent of pop culture references throughout the hour-long routine. He jokes about harassing his cousin Harris on Facebook, pokes fun at Cold Stone Creamery, CVS Pharmacy and Craigslist and then finishes with two big pre-encore bits involving Kanye West and R. Kelly, including an extended impression of R&B singer Kelly both in concert and then getting lapdances at the after-party. He even makes fun of himself for being tongue-tied around M.I.A.

    It’s a great album from a very funny comic who, given his ongoing role in Parks & Recreation, his hosting this past summer of the MTV Movie Awards and parts in movies like Get Him to the Greek, Funny People and the upcoming 30 Minutes or Less (which will be his first real starring role), Ansari looks to become part of the comedy landscape for some time to come. But with just so much topical humor, one wonders what kind of shelf-life

    Intimate Moments might enjoy once Craigslist, R. Kelly and Cold Stone Creamery are things of the past. How many teens today when presented with Richard Pryor’s Wanted: Live In Concert are necessarily going to get the joke in the extended routines involving former Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown or heavyweight Leon Spinks? On that same album, however, are woven in far more universal bits about drug abuse, self-aggrandizing ministers, the experience of having heart attack and commiserating about the death of a family pet with a neighbor’s dog who wanted to devour said pet which makes the album hold up even now over thirty years later, something Ansari aggressively avoids by making his comedy very much of the moment.

    At the time, (respectful) jokes about the Brown’s image of being deadly serious and incredibly tough got big laughs from Pryor’s audience just as Ansari’s (respectful) jokes about the occasionally enigmatic and unpredictable personality of West do from his. But in thirty years, chances are good that while West’s music may be remembered, the context of his celebrity may be semi-forgotten lessening the impact of the jokes. It could be considered akin to what happened with Vaughn Meader’s comedy album, The First Family, which sent up the intimate goings-on in the Kennedy White House. At the time, couldn’t have been more popular, but now it is little more than a historical curiosity.

    But with the re-release this week of the great song parodist Allan Sherman’s My Son, the Celebrity on CD for the first time (as well as seven other of his albums from Warner Brothers Records’ Collectors’ Choice label), we see that with even the most specific topical material sometimes the opposite can happen. Sherman, whose biggest hit was the novelty song, “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp),” was a game show producer who created the long-running I Know a Secret for CBS in 1952 and then followed that up with What’s Going On?

    and Your Surprise Package which he worked on for the rest of the decade. But Sherman’s passion seems to have been focused on creating song parodies, one of which he first recorded in 1951 entitled “A Satchel and a Seck” to the tune of Guys and Dolls’ “A Bushel and a Peck.” When this song failed to take off, a decade passed with no new recordings as Sherman became more of a garage tinkerer creating parodies only to amuse his neighbors as he continued work as a television producer. When those neighbors include Harpo Marx and Harpo’s friend, George Burns, eventually he amused just enough of the right people and landed a new record deal ten years after “Satchel” was pressed. My Son, the Folk Singer, released in 1962, was the fastest selling record in history up to that point and eventually sold over a million copies. A great album in its own right, Folk Singer still holds up and is worth a listen as an introduction to Sherman’s work, but it is the follow-up recording, My Son, the Celebrity, which is the focus of this article.

    Beginning with its title, you understand that Sherman is ready to make fun of his newfound fame (above the title on Folk Singer, it reads “Allan Sherman’s Mother Presents…” whereas on The Celebrity it reads “This Time Allan Sherman’s Mother Proudly Presents…”,), but then the cover and the liner notes go on to further send up his allegedly nouveau riche status. The cover finds Allan playing a guitar at an elaborate picnic and behind him is his actual family with his wife wearing a fur coat and tiara, his son holding a polo mallet and his daughter wearing a riding outfit. Beside them is their maid also wearing a fur and a tiara and then behind them is a luxury car complete with a chauffeur both of whom Allan makes sure in the liner notes to say are his actual maid and driver.

    Though it has been criticized for being written and recorded very quickly to cash in on Folk Singer’s success and did indeed go to number one on the Billboard charts a mere one year after his debut album, it is this very fact that makes it an interesting historical piece. Whereas Folk Singer seems to be culled from years of fooling around with this song and that, Celebrity uses a lot more topical humor that feels grabbed from that day’s newspaper headlines. These tunes include digs at AT&T’s decision to switch to from alphanumeric telephone numbers to our current ten-digit number (“The Let’s All Call Up AT&T And Protest to the President March”), the drivel on television which turns couples into couch potatoes (“Al ‘N Yetta”), the then-current Billie Sol Estes farm subsidy fraud scandal (one part of “Shticks of One and a Half a Dozen of the Other”), naked, Sammy Glick-esque careerism (“When I Was a Lad”), and then what is arguably the album’s greatest achievement, a song about the overriding prevalence of abbreviations and acronyms a young couple finds themselves interacting with as they fall in love, marry, shop, build careers, have children and seek success (“Harvey and Sheila”).

    Sung to the tune of the “Hava Nagila,” “Harvey and Sheila” traces the rise of the titular couple (an irony as “Hava Nagila” is a standard song at many a Jewish wedding reception) by labeling all those things by which people at the time measured success. Lyrics go: “Harvey and Sheila/Married in the spring/She shopped at A&P/He bought a used MG/They sat and watched TV/On their RCA/Borrowed from HFC/Bought some AT&T/And on election day, worked for JFK.” Later on in the song, this continues with: “Harvey and Sheila/Flew TWA/They bought a house one day/Financed by FHA/It had a swimming pool, full of H20/Traded their used MG/For a new XKE/Switched to the GOP/That’s the way things go/Oh that Harvey he was really smart/He used his noodle/Sheila bought a white French poodle/Went to Europe with a visa/Harvey’s rich, they say he’s a/VIP/This could be/Only in the USA.”

    Earlier in the song, we had learned that Harvey was a CPA who worked for IBM after going to MIT where he got his PhD. Sheila worked at B.B.D.& O. (the kind of ad agency Mad Men takes place in and one that is actually mentioned on the show from time to time), but is hardly a Peggy Olson as she “works the PBX,” the company’s switchboard. The pair meets in an elevator one day and falls in love.

    So what does this song tell us about the American dream circa 1963? The man gets the education and the good job and the woman works an entry-level job just long enough to land a husband and get married (they have two children: “One named Bea/One named Kay/Soon they joined the PTA”). Sheila does the shopping while Harvey works his way up the corporate ladder. They get a loan and buy a house, are liberals and work for the Kennedys when they’re young and invest well. They get rich, buy a pool, trade their used starter-car for a new Jaguar, go to Europe on vacation and switch to the Republican Party.

    The song paints a picture better than any history book. The acronyms and abbreviations don’t simply denote cultural reference, but also point out the conformity that Harvey and Sheila are striving towards which goes right down to the children who are “Twin baby girls/Both with dimples/Both with curls.” A sort of counterpoint to Buffalo Springfield’s “For What It’s Worth” that came out only three years later in 1966, both songs are about as evocative as they come in capturing a sense of America in the sixties. You want to achieve status to elevate yourself over others, but everybody wants the exact same thing, so you’re still striving to shed any sense of individuality. The use of the traditional “Hava Nagila” (“let’s rejoice”) which is so ubiquitous that it can almost lose its meaning just adds another layer to the frenzied calamity of the song.

    The other songs on Celebrity are mostly just as good. “Al ‘N Yetta,” sung to the French Canadian children’s song “Alouette,” is similar to Harvey and Sheila in looking at a married couple, but this one details the television shows they watch every night with which they have replaced any form of social life. The lyrics “Al ‘N Yetta/Couldn’t have it betta/Their TV set has remote control/So they both can stay in bed/With Frankenstein and Mister Ed” and then later “Al ‘N Yetta/Fans of Art Linkletta/And they love to sing along with Mitch/They just found in TV Guide/Reruns of December Bride/They’re big fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza/And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire/And third reruns of Millionaire/Yogi Bear,” etc., make the listener recognize, again, the conformity in this couple’s life as the shows all run together. They’re as happy to watch The Untouchables as an operetta hosted by Leonard Bernstein. They’ll watch What’s My Line, then College Bowl, then Meet the Press, then Huntley-Brinkley, then The Real McCoys. They don’t care. They’ll watch anything. This is their life, glued to the set which allows them to enjoy something together without ever having to have a conversation.

    “When I Was a Lad” is a stinging parody of the song with the same title from Gilbert and Sullivan’s H.M.S. Pinafore, but with new lyrics by Sherman who updates the striver’s tale by following him from kissing ass as Yale (“I polished up the apple for the professor/I polished up the apple so frequently/That soon I had a Phi Beta Kappa key”) to doing the same at an advertising agency (“And for my first job I did apply/At a job in an advertising agency/Sharpening the pencils of a big VP/I sharpened all the pencils so pointedly/That now I am a partner in the agency”). Unlike “Harvey and Sheila,” this is a story of person who doesn’t deserve his success as not only does he get it by kissing ass, the song ends with him informing us that of all the things he thanks for getting him to where he now sits, most of all he has to thank his “father who was Chairman of the Board.” So, not only is he an ass-kissing weasel, he’s also the boss’s son. Every line of lyrics, another reason to hate this guy.

    If you’re getting the idea that the picture Allan Sherman is painting of the sixties is actually darker than you might expect, then that is why My Son, the Celebrity is certainly worth a listen. On Mad Men, time and time again we the modern audience are meant to be shocked (albeit in a darkly comic way) by what we are told are commonplace images of the early sixties whether they be pregnant women smoking, picnic trash being littered down the side of a picturesque river bank, or drunken execs blithely shagging their secretaries who understand that they are to say nothing about such things. But with My Son, the Celebrity, you already have a humorist sending up ad agencies, Pete Campbell-esque careerists who have no problem with nepotism and then the TV-watching zombies who go along with whatever they’re being shown. Don’t be a striver like the fellow in “When I Was a Lad,” but work hard and you’ll get the trappings of wealth like the couple in “Harvey and Sheila” and not end up like “Al ‘N Yetta.”

    But beyond merely the lyrics, the music Sherman and his collaborator, the conductor/arranger Lou Busch, choose on My Son, the Celebrity is another window in to a bygone era. “The Bronx Bird Watcher” is set to “On a Tree, by a River (Willow, Tit-Willow)” another song from Gilbert and Sullivan, this time from The Mikado. “Me” is from a once-popular Neapolitan song, “Torna a Surriento” a lush ballad written in 1902 that has been sung by performers as varied as Elvis and Dean Martin to Placido Domingo and Meat Loaf and would’ve been familiar to anyone listening to “Me” on the record. “Won’t You Come Home, Disraeli” is set to the Dixieland number “(Won’t You Come Home) Bill Bailey” also written in 1902, but which had been recently made a hit by Della Reese in 1961. The medley of “Barry is the Baby’s Name,” “Horowitz” and “Get on the Garden Freeway” uses three George M. Cohan songs, “Mary is a Grand Old Name,” “Harrigan” and “Give My Regards to Broadway” as their basis. Whereas a modern parodist like “Weird Al” Yankovic took from popular radio songs like Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Extreme’s “More Than Words” (creating a song in “You Don’t Love Me Anymore” that holds up far better than the song he was parodying as is often the case with the talented Yankovic), Sherman’s choices indicate what people would find most familiar then: operettas, soapy ballads and the works of one of America’s greatest songwriters who has all but been forgotten by the mainstream.

    Following My Son, The Celebrity, Sherman continued to pump out albums including My Son, The Nut, which featured his most remembered hit, “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Greetings From Camp),” but is not the biting historical document that is Celebrity. Following Nut, Sherman abandoned the “My Son, The…” title format and released in 1965, My Name Is Allan featuring parodies of Oscar-nominated songs with a cover that sent up Barbra Streisand’s then-immensely popular My Name Is Barbra. But it’s an album of diminishing returns. The following albums, including Allan in Wonderland, For Swingin’ Livers Only and the genuinely forgettable Togetherness have some songs or phrases to recommend them, but hold up nowhere near as well as the three My Son albums.

    After Togetherness, Sherman lost his record deal, but continued to find work including writing songs for an extremely short-lived Broadway show (Fig Leaves Are Falling – which only lasted four performances, a humiliation for its director, the legendary George Abbott), voicing the Cat in the Hat for the 1971 musical TV special of the same name and then writing the humorous, but somewhat controversial The Rape of the A.P.E. (“American Puritan Ethic”) for Putnam that detailed in a comical way the history of sexual repression in America. Though hardly a bestseller upon release, the book remains a cult favorite as it has been kept alive by many of its original readers who found something profound in its pages. Unfortunately, Sherman died soon after the book came out at the age of 48 in 1973, a heavy smoker and drinker for much of his life who also struggled with diabetes and obesity.

    There are probably many who would relegate Allan Sherman to the annals of one more one-hit wonders or novelty song composer for “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” which remains in the public consciousness on some level or other even today. But with the re-release of these eight albums (My Son, the Folk Singer, My Son, the Celebrity, My Son, the Nut, My Name is Allan, Allan in Wonderland, For Swingin’ Livers Only, Live! (Hoping You Are the Same) and Togetherness), a new generation may discover something of real value to be in Sherman’s musical output beyond the comedic turn-of-phrase and biting wit; instead, a keenly-observed and often poetic window in to the American mindset leading up to one of its most turbulent eras.

    Mark Wheaton

  • FREDagator: 2010-09-27

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    Pizza! Pasta! Pizza and Pasta! (This one goes out to @TraceBeaulieu & @JElvisWeinstein)…

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  • Ken P. D. Snydecast #153: Fat Fat Fatty

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #153: Fat Fat Fatty – Ken & Dana return to discuss death, showtunes, and other topics of absolutely vital importance to someone, somewhere.

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  • FREDagator: 2010-09-24

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    Never say no to Panda… (via @jupitusphillip & @noelfielding11)

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/24/10: Priority Registration

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    To get even one show to premiere in any given season that proves an instant favorite is a sad rarity. That there were two shows last season which swept me away is unprecedented, and should be seen as a sign of something. What, I have no idea. One of those shows is Community (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$39.95 SRP), which has introduced a level of meta-surrealism and true ensemble storytelling not seen since the heyday of Newsradio. The first season set contains audio commentaries on ever episode, nearly an hour of outtakes, featurettes, and more. If you’ve yet to see this series, what in the hell are you waiting for?

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    Yeah yeah yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “What am I thinking?”, you say… Well, I knew that you’d say that, too. You’re thinking, “Why would I ever need a flashlight that looks like The Doctor’s sonic screwdriver?” Well, you don’t really. But still, it is kinda nifty to have a Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver LED Flashlight ($12.99). It just is.

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    The other show that grabbed me by the collar is Modern Family (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) – Which I will state, in no uncertain terms, is the finest family sitcom ever produced. Hyperbolic? A little bit, but it really has managed to walk a tightrope of being grounded enough to be relatable but far enough out there to be exciting. And it’s brought Ed O’Neill back to comedy. We must celebrate that. The box set includes deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel. A Blu-Ray edition ($69.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    While some fell out of love with the 3rd season of 30 Rock (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), I’m still firmly in love with it, though. The 3-disc set contains extended versions of a pair of episodes, plus audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a photo gallery.

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    There have been a few attempts in the past to collect his incredible body of work in book form, but the one to finally make it out of the gates is The Art Of Drew Struzan (Titan Books, $34.95 SRP). Sadly, it’s not as comprehensive as some of the prior efforts, but it’s still a large, lovely overview of one of the most recognizable film poster illustrators…well, ever… whose work can be seen on everything from Raiders of the Lost Ark and Blade Runner to Back To The Future and An American Tail. The book is narrated by Struzan, who takes you on a guided tour of the pieces and the process behind them.

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    HBO’s Jonathan Ames created/inspired sitcom Bored To Death (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is just as precious and cute as you would expect a project borne of Brooklyn hipster intellectualism to be, equal parts entertaining and painfully cooler than thou. The 2-disc set contains all 8 first season episodes, plus audio commentaries and featurettes. A Blu-Ray edition ($49.99 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus features.

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    I can’t watch the ludicrously over-the-top Spartacus: Blood And Sand (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$59.97 SRP) without immediately thinking of Charlie Brooker’s brilliant take down of it, and illumination of its aforementioned ludicrous over-the-top nature. I mean, the blood isn’t just blood – it’s BLOOD. And lots of it. And maimings, and mutilations, and copious amounts of awkward nudity. Bonus features include audio commentaries and a clutch of featurettes. A Blu-Ray edition ($79.97 SRP) is also available, with identical bonus materials.

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    I think I may be tiring of How I Met Your Mother (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$38.98 SRP) and its increasingly off-putting avoidance of the its titular quest. For the first few seasons it was a cute mystery, but now we can’t invest on anything because there’s always a sense of an impending bait and switch. The 5th season set contains all 24 episodes, plus featurettes, music videos, and gag reel.

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    Taking an in-depth study of middle America – Munice, Indiana, to be exact – in 1982, the 6-part documentary series Middletown (Icarus, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP) is a brilliant snapshot of the culture, values, prejudices, hopes, and fears of an average American town. Give it a spin.

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    Taking a fictionalized look at the events that brought the infamous alien autopsy footage to the public eye in 1995, Alien Autopsy (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is best when its two leads – Britain’s presenting duo Ant & Dec – are onscreen as the pals that found the “footage). Bonus features include an audio commentary, alternate opening, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    It’s quite a daunting – some would say foolish – idea to jump in and attempt to do an overview and analysis of the history of film comedy, but Saul Austerlitz’s Another Fine Mess: A History Of Film Comedy (Chicago Review Press, $24.95 SRP) is an admirable, enjoyable stab at doing just that. Fans of film comedy will enjoy it as a refresher course, as well as an introduction to some pieces they may have overlooked.

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    Joseph Campbell’s influential PBS series The Power Of Myth (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) gets a new 2-disc special edition upgrade, featuring a conversation with Campbell, selections from host Bill Moyers’ interview with George Lucas, galleries, and a viewer’s guide.

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    In viewing it again after a quite a few years, the best way I can sum up how American Beauty (Dreamworks, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) feels is by saying it all feels so precious. I think it’s a kinder way of pointing how pretentiously artificial its middle class suburban drama feels, from Kevin Spacey’s midlife crisis to the high school kids’ fumbling flirting… Really, just all of it. The new Blu-Ray features an audio commentary, a featurette, a storyboard presentation, and a pair of theatrical trailers.

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    How many of you remember that the first live action film ever released by Dreamworks was the George Clooney & Nicole Kidman action thriller The Peacemaker (Dreamworks, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), in which the pair had to track do0wn a clutch of stolen Russian nukes before the thieves can do something really nasty with them. Newly on Blu-Ray, bonus features include deleted scenes, stunt footage, and the theatrical trailer.

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    I was shocked – SHOCKED – when Drea de Matteo arrived on Wisteria Lane harboring secrets. Secrets? On Wisteria Lane? Unheard of! And then a plane crashed on the lane, which is probably the most normal thing that’s happened there the entire series. Desperate Housewives: Season 6 (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) contains featurettes, deleted scenes, bloopers, and a poorly-written set of interviews featuring the current Miss Piggy.

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    The folks at the Warner Archive dip into the vault for a pair of rarely seen George Pal productions sure to make completionists happy – Atlantis: The Lost Continent & The Power (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 each). The condition of the prints isn’t the greatest, but at least they’re available.

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    It should come as no surprise that the main draw of Castle (ABC Studios, Not Rated, DVD-$45.99 SRP) is star Nathan Fillion, whose charisma managed to make even the mediocre Firefly almost watchable. The complete 2nd season set contains all 24 episodes, plus featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes, and more.

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    A vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost walks into a second season. You know, that sounded a lot better in my head. No, really, it did sound a lot better there. Seriously. Anyway, the second season of Being Human (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.98 SRP) is out, and it finds our three supernatural roomies are being hunted by a group of religious nuts bent on their destruction. Bonus features include a whole clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    Explore the first family of NASCAR racing via the documentary Petty Blue (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), which looks at the four generations of racing Pettys – from Lee to Richard to Kyle to Adam – as they helped define a national pastime. Bonus features include featurettes, bonus interviews, and deleted scenes.

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    Their owner still won’t license them for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs, but the restored Gamera films continue to roll out with a new pair of double feature releases – Gamera vs Guiron/Gamera vs Jiger and Gamera vs Gyaos/Gamera vs Viras (Shout Factory, Not Rated. DVD-$19.93 SRP).

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    Witness a little bit of your soul die if you dare to partake of Disney’s latest awkward exploitation of their catalogue characters with Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which is basically Peter Pan by way of Spice World – or Tink In The City. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, and a music video.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Party Favors: Leggo My LEGOs

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    brickjournalCARLSBAD – LEGOs…those colorful blocks that snap together so easily. Many view them as a childhood toy, but they’re serious fun among collectors and adult builders. They can vacation at the American LEGOland. They can get those rare pieces at LEGO stores across the country in malls. LEGO video games featuring Star Wars, Batman and Indiana Jones are all the rage. Keeping up with what’s happening in LEGO is about as foreboding a task as your mother keeping up with your LEGOs.

    Joe Meno organizes the LEGO universe through BrickJournal magazine. The periodical announces upcoming products, events and how-to articles by top buildings. It’s a coffeetable magazine featuring all the LEGO pieces your kids lost under the sofa. The pages are addictive even for someone mildly interested in LEGO with illustrations that show how the plastic building blocks can snap into amazing works of art. For those who don’t want to clutter up their houses with paper products, BrickJournal can be viewed in electronic form.

    Seeing how Joe Meno and I worked together at N.C. State’s Technician newspaper, I dropped him an email to find out how he discovered the “Bliss Job” while I stumbled into a life of crime.

    PARTY FAVORS: What made you realize that BrickJournal could work as a magazine?

    MENO: BrickJournal started as an online publication, and on launch, it was downloaded by over 50,000 users – that was a pretty obvious sign that something was up.

    PARTY FAVORS: How much support do you get from LEGO?

    MENO: The LEGO Group provided me with seed money to start the magazine in 2005 and continue to provide support with stories and sales support by selling the mag in its stores. I constantly get information and story leads from them.

    PARTY FAVORS: What feature story has received the biggest response from readers?

    MENO: Good question. Surprising enough, I don’t get many letters. I tend to get most of my feedback at conventions. The biggest response has come from the sixth issue, which had reports on the design behind the Space sets that are now out.

    PARTY FAVORS: Is it relief to run a magazine that doesn’t have to put a Kardashian sister on the cover?

    MENO: Yes. One of the running jokes with the magazine staff is to find some way to put some sex appeal in the magazine. Because we are a family friendly magazine, though, that is something that is really frowned upon.

    PARTY FAVORS: Do you get people emailing you about the Eggo shortage?

    MENO: Nope – though I do get that when I am at non-LEGO events.

    PARTY FAVORS: How much time do you spend traveling around to various LEGO exhibitions?

    MENO: Between the US events and the European events, I am at 5 events stateside and 3 events overseas – so something about every 6 weeks.

    PARTY FAVORS: What sort of reaction did you get at Comic-Con? Do the booth babes like to talk LEGO action with you?

    MENO: During Comic-Con, I have done presentations, so I have a tiny bit of status. However, most of the time I look like any other person there. The booth babes pay me just as much mind as they would do anyone else, but some talk about LEGO. It’s really funny when people first encounter the magazine – it’s not taken seriously at first, then once they open the mag, they start talking about what they built as kids.

    PARTY FAVORS: What LEGO items get the most eyeballing at Comic Con?

    MENO: Usually the exclusive sets for the convention.

    PARTY FAVORS: How huge is Star Wars in the LEGO Universe?

    MENO: Star Wars is one of their big sellers, and got many adult builders (like me) back into the LEGO hobby.

    PARTY FAVORS: What is the most rare of the Star Wars set?

    MENO: Out of the production sets? hmmm, good question. There was a play set of Cloud City – it was the first set to introduce Lando Calrissian. It was only sold at the LEGO stores and in the catalog.

    PARTY FAVORS: Has anyone figured out how many LEGO bricks would be needed to create an actual size Death Star?

    MENO: No, and don’t even think about it!

    PARTY FAVORS: What’s the biggest object you’ve seen made out of LEGOs?

    MENO: 16.5 foot long aircraft carrier. With aircraft, electronics, and interior. Insane work.

    PARTY FAVORS: Are there other science fiction films that get Star Wars level LEGO love? Are there tributes to Alien or Battlestar Galactica on the horizon?

    MENO: Yes, but they are a little harder to find. Battlestar Galactica has been the subject of some great models (the Vipers) at conventions.

    PARTY FAVORS: What’s considered the most unpopular LEGO tie-in to a movie or TV show?

    MENO: Currently Ben 10. Before that, Galidor.

    PARTY FAVORS: Will they ever make LEGO sets paying tribute to Bea Arthur and Art Carney being in the Star Wars Holiday Special?

    MENO: Probably not, but sooner or later, a builder is going to take the plunge:-)!

    PARTY FAVORS: Has anyone made a LEGO bust of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory?

    MENO: Not yet. See above.

    PARTY FAVORS: What is the oddest thing you’ve seen created with LEGOs?

    MENO: Nudes. What was odd was not the nudes, but the fig leaves that had to be placed on them to keep them family friendly. Sad thing is, I had to request the fig leaves for a convention I was running.

    PARTY FAVORS: What was the first complicated thing you made out of LEGOs?

    MENO: Way back when I made submarines – 2nd grade or so. I was fascinated by Jacques Cousteau’s underwater voyages and read the books, so it was something of a natural jump to build little subs for my marine explorers.

    PARTY FAVORS: How much of your LEGO collection was vacuumed up by your mother?

    MENO: Not as much as was left behind when I came back to the US from Germany where my dad was stationed.

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    LOBBYIST LOOT

    Casino Jack and the United States of Money hits the DVD shelf on Sept 14. Now you can figure out what the heck Jack Abramoff did with all the lobbyist cash. Director Alex Gibney straightens out the tangled tale of the man who ripped off Indian tribes and paid his way into the White House. Here’s an interview with producer Zena Barakat done at the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival in Durham, NC:

    NOOOOO!!!!!!

    How could the Cartoon Network stop making The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack? What am I supposed to watch in the wee hours during my detox cool down? Who will understand me when I shout, “Adventure!” Spongebob goes on for a decade, but his nautical cousin gets yanked at less than 50 episodes. It’s a crime. Thurop Van-Orman needs to work for Adult Swim on his next project. This means Brian Doyle-Murray now can focus on The Middle.

    MR MAYHEM

    Congratulations to Dean Winters for his Mayhem series of All State ads. He’s back to his wheelhouse of portraying chaotic evil on screen. He’s crashing cars, eating seats and looking sexy while jogging. You can’t help, but watch him bring the FightClub feel to the ad world. Before these 30 second epics, Winters greatest role was the Irish-American inmate Ryan O’Reilly on Oz. You never knew which way his character would go inside the Emerald City. In this pitchman role, he’s going to cause destruction on the road and around the house.

    What’s remarkable is a year ago Winters’ heart stopped for over two minutes. He had major surgery to survive. Now Dean is finally getting more attention than his time on 30 Rock and Rescue Me. If you enjoy his devious nature in the All State ads, get your hand on the Oz DVD sets. Here’s him as sexy jogger:

    NIGHTMARE

    I wake up to find Claire Robinson in my kitchen. She’s craves the fifth ingredient – my kidneys!

    SANDRA’S FAULT

    I’m sick of Hollywood getting behind Sandra Bullock in her divorce. If anyone is to blame for this tabloid ugliness, it’s Miss Congeniality. She’s the nice girl who married Jesse James, the biker outlaw. She’s the one who attempted to tame the pitbull into her precious lapdog. Should anyone be surprised that he wasn’t going to remain a clone of Father Knows Best for the rest of his life? Yet he’s the bad guy for not being her bitch. Why did he have to go to sex rehab to repair the relationship? If anything could have saved their marriage it would have been her going under the needle for extensive ink work. The man likes tattoos on his ladies. Why didn’t Sandy get her arms coated in Technicolor sleeves? She needed to do a little more giving in the relationship. Yet somehow she thought she could break him of that fetish. You can’t deny a man his core identity. At some point he’s going to revert to his true nature. She’s not a victim of a cheating husband. She’s the loser in a battle to break a man’s will.

    RAGING TURTLE

    Gamera is back with four of his eight Showa flicks finally getting the VIP treatment on DVD. For those needing a Mega-Monster fix, Gamera Double Feature DVDs are this Halloween’s must have collections. Forget those crummy discs that were lifted from low-fi AIP and Sandy Frank TV tapes. It’s time to upgrade to get the full effect of the massive radioactive turtle on the Cinemascope battlefields.

    Gamera Vs. Gyaos / Gamera Vs. Viras has the turtle battle a bat creature and an intergalactic squid. Gamera Vs. Gyaos was the first of his films I saw when it aired on WLVI-56 in Boston’s Creature Feature. That was the late night companion to the legendary afternoon Creature Double Feature. Those were the glory days of UHF stations before the birth of infomercials. Gyaos is a giant bat-like creature with a flat top head and spiked teeth. He shoots lasers out of his mouth. He cuts off one of Gamera’s hands. However the turtle does not qualify for a handicap parking tag since Gamera can regenerate body parts. There’s a little boy with a yellow cap that gets to fly around on the turtle’s shell. Even with the kiddie angle, the battles are fierce as countryside model sets get destroyed with extra zest. Gamera Vs. Viras lets aliens in a bumble bee color scheme UFO kidnap a pair of bratty boy scouts. It’s up to Gamera to get them out of trouble. The kids repay the favor by helping Gamera beat a giant squid monster. He doesn’t quite put up the fight on the level of Gyaos. These boy scouts really need to get their ranks pulled.

    Gamera Vs. Guiron / Gamera Vs. Jiger reminds us that Gamera is a friend to all children since kids are extremely involved in both adventures. Two boys stumble across an empty spaceship at the start of Guiron. They don’t even think about alerting the authorities. Instead they climb inside and start pushing buttons. This leads to them being transported across the galaxy to a planet where the monster Guiron dominates a futuristic society. Guiron has a knifeblade for a head and fires Ninja throwing stars. He butchers up a cousin of Gyaos. The evil women on the planet have evil plans for the boys. It’s up to Gamera to visit the planet and save the them. The things this turtle has to do to help children is rather annoying. Jiger takes us to the 1970 World’s Fair in Osaka. Why aren’t World’s Fairs cool anymore? After Knoxville, they just lost all steam. Imagine the surprise of the folks in Osaka when they also hosted a super monster battle? Jiger gets summoned to the site after idiots decided to locate the giant idol she protects on the fairgrounds. Gamera doesn’t have a chance battling her. The turtle gets frozen and something squirted down his throat. It’s up to two kids to use a mini-submarine to go inside Gamera to revive him. It’s like a life-size version of Fantastic Voyage. Can the kids get out before they’re digested?

    All four films feature both the Japanese soundtracks and their original English dubs that you heard on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Shout! Factory will announce a date on the Gamera Vs. Zigra and Gamera: Super Monster double feature set that wraps up the original run of Gamera before he was revived in the mid-90s. Remember that Gamera is extra cool since he had a guest shot on this season of Mad Men.

    DVD SHELF

    StarCrash: 2 -Disc Collector’s Edition – Roger Corman’s Cult Classics brings together the greatest talent in the universe in a movie that’s got a special effect that’s beyond Star Wars. Did you say, “What?” Nothing in George Lucas’ vision compares to the beauty of Caroline Munro saving the universe in a bikini and high-heeled boots. The British beauty plays Stella Star, an outlaw who is the only hope in battling the evil Joe Spinell (The Godfather and Rocky). She does get assistance from a robot that talks like Slim Pickens and the legendary Marjoe Gortner (creepy guy in Earthquake). Her goal is to rescue a young prince who would one day rule Germany – David Hasselhoff. The Hoff and Marjoe have a battle of the man perm locks. Their hairdos make stylists weep tears of joy. Of course the greatest reason to watch the film is the exotic Munro. She’s a Bond girl, a Hammer hottie and the lady with the eye on her hand from The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. She’s still hot since the bonus features include a recent interview with her. She has plenty of memories working on the Italian set with the mega stars. She’d go on to do two more films with Spinell: Maniac and Fanatic. Stephan Romano does an amazing job of telling the history of the film. The guy had to make two commentary tracks to give us the goods. He was working on a book, but this is so much better. Special Effects director Armando Valcauda gives us a pictorial history of his life and work on the film. Turns out he wrote Ray Harryhausen and Ward Kimball while learning his craft in Italy. There words inspired him. For those who adored StarCrash at the drive-in, prepare to be thrilled by a top notch transfer. There’s a Blu-ray version if you want to see Caroline Munro in 1080p. She’s so much hotter than Princess Leia and her bun braids.

    Flash Forward: The Complete Series captures what appeared to be the next big puzzle series since Lost was wrapping up. It had a great premise about everyone in the world passing out for 137 seconds. Why did it happen? What was being done as we all slept? The cast was top notch with Joseph Fiennes (Shakespeare in Love) and John Cho (Harold & Kumar Go to the White Castle) as FBI agents putting together the pieces. They even had Lost cast members Dominic Monaghan and Sonya Walger. The FBI discovers that during the blackout people get a glimpse of what will happen to them on a future date. The series only lasted 22 dates, luckily viewers aren’t quite left completely hanging. They do take us up to the Flash Forward date. The bonus features include deleted scenes and bloopers. They break down what it took to make the world black out. Make sure you don’t fall asleep while watching the show cause you’ll wonder what really happened while you were unconscious.

    NCIS: Los Angeles: The First Season contains the big freshman hit of the year. How could it not be a hit with the tag team of LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell. It’s the GOAT and Robin kicking ass as part of the NCIS Office of Special Projects force. The spin-off of the hit NCIS ramps up the action with the procedural. They go after spies, terrorists and mobsters that have proven to be a threat to our national security. The unit is led by Linda Hunt (Dune) in an outfit that makes her resemble Edith Head. The boxset contains the original introduction episodes, “The Legend” which aired on NCIS. The 24 season one episodes take us inside this crack unit that goes to extremes to stop the bad guys. LL and Chris look good when the pressure goes high. The bonus features explain the spin-off and tour the sets. There’s even the video for LL Cool J’s “No Crew Is Superior” along with the making of footage. Did you notice the song title’s initials are NCIS? That’s why he’s the GOAT.

    Brothers and Sisters: The Complete Fourth Season takes us inside the Walker family of Pasadena. See what happens on the days when the town isn’t shut down for the Rose Parade. The family is involved in Ojai Foods. Sally Field is the matriarch with an extended family that includes Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal), Rachel Griffiths (Six Feet Under) and Patricia Wettig (thirtysomething). Like all good primetime soap operas, this season provides plenty of thrills, scandals and dark revelations. The big thing is the company might have cooked books. The only thing that can save them is their latest wine. If it doesn’t win big awards, they’re going to be wearing barrels. Later there’s a hunt for matching bone marrow. It wouldn’t be a season without a confusing wedding. This is the last season for Rob Lowe since he’s jumping over to Parks and Recreation on a rival network. Deleted scenes and bloopers are on the bonus features. There’s plenty of featurettes showing how the cast have bonded over the years. Plus there’s footage of the fourth season’s red carpet premiere.

    Criminal Minds: The Fifth Season gives more cases from the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. Thomas Gibson (Eyes Wide Shut) and Joe Mantegna (The Simpsons) attempt to out think serious evil doers. “Nameless, Faceless” opens the season with the cliffhanger about a killer going after an emergency room doctor. “Reckoner” takes Mantegna back to his hometown since a hitman is icing the neighborhood guys. “Hopeless” suggests a group of people are thrill killing in Washington D.C. Later they’d be called “The Death Panel.” “Cradle to Grave” is extra creepy with their target knocking up his victims and killing them after they give birth. “Risky Business” suggests kids in Wyoming are killing themselves after being on the internet. They get the internet in Wyoming? “A Thousand Words” has the team deciphering a killer’s tattoos to find where he’s hidden his final victim. “The Internet Is Forever” lets a serial killer find victims and post their murders online. This cop show really hates the internet. The 23 episodes on 6 DVDs.

    The Guardian: The Second Season give us the middle season of Simon Baker’s first major American TV series. Before he was The Mentalist, Baker was a lawyer who had to work off 1,500 hours of community service for being busted for his drugs. He gets assigned working with kids. Between the pressures of working for his father’s law firm and the community service, he might go back to the drugs. His cold dad is Dabney Coleman (Buffalo Bill). The big guest star of the season is Farrah Fawcett (Charlie’s Angels). She’s hooked up with Dabney. How can she resist the Guardian and go for grandpa? Will Ferrell plays an attorney in “All the Rage.” Baker’s a little more intense in The Guardian than his glib Mentalist character. But it does show he’s got hard dramatic chops. The 23 episodes are spread over 6 DVDs.

    The Good Wife: The First Season was a surprise hit since it seemed doomed to be one of those “how could this fail” series. The movie was torn from today’s headlines as Chris Noth gets sent to prison as part of a sex and corruption scandal (like John Edwards will be doing in the near future). His wife (E.R.’s Julianna Margulies) goes back to being a lawyer in order to support her two kids. How could she not know her man was going to be in a sex scandal since his campaign manager is Alan Cumming (Spice World)? The show has a few favorite faces recurring including Peter Riegert (Boon from Animal House). Gary Cole (Midnight Caller) pops up as a ballistics expert that has his aim set on Christine Baranski, the senior partner of the wife’s law firm. Margulies keeps this show from devolving into a lifetime wife screwed special. The bonus features including deleted scenes, commentary tracks, behind the scenes featurettes and a look at recent real political scandals. At least her husband wasn’t exposed as wearing diapers while seeing hookers. The 23 episodes come on 6 DVDs.

    Grey’s Anatomy: The Complete Sixth Season marks the end of Katherine Heigl as Dr. Izzie vanishes half way through this collection. After nearly a season and a half of issues, she was finally written off so she could spend more time making movies your girlfriend will watch repeatedly on HBO OnDemand. The season opens with the staff feeling the death of George (T. R. Knight). But things don’t remain too depressing as the medical staff gives themselves an IV drip of Spanish Fly. Even after six seasons, these people still get turned on in their scrubs. Ellen Pompeo and Patrick Dempsey are still frisky even after getting married. There is plenty of medical emergencies including saving a patient that’s parents want to donate $25 million to the hospital. Pop tarts guest star with Mandy Moore and Demi Lovato checking into the facility. Kate Walsh returns for a Private Practice crossover episode. The big bonus is Seattle Grace: On Call – 6 Webisodes. See how the little doctors live.

    Private Practice: The Complete Third Season allows the spin-off of Grey’s Anatomy to also spin a character into the grave. I won’t spoil it for folks who wait till the DVD sets to watch a series, but it’s a extremely dramatic death with a lot of jeopardy for a spouse. Nothing happens without drama in a medical soap opera. Chandra Wilson from Grey’s makes a crossover visit to help with a surgery. Kate Walsh finally hooks up full time with Tim Daly which causes custody drama with his ex-wife. She’s not happy that the nice lady doctor wants to be her daughter’s new friend. The stress of this ends up with Kate hooking up with Taye Diggs – who didn’t see this coming from the first season? The question of will this romance last gets tested by the tragic demise of one of the main cast members. It’s carnal lust wrapped up in human carnage. The boxset includes Kate Walsh talking about her favorite moments, deleted scenes and bloopers.

    Woodshop brings a comic touch to the most fearful course in high school: Shop Class. An honor’s student is about to have his Ivy League dreams destroyed when a disaster in the science lab implodes his GPA. He makes a deal to endure a Saturday in shop class to wipe out his failure. What the brainiac didn’t calculate was enduring Mr. Madson (Jesse Ventura) and unbalanced classmates. This is Breakfast Club meets The Toolbox Murders. There’s a proper mixture of fear and laughs around the discarded wood pile. This is Ventura’s finest work since he had act like Hulk Hogan could wrestle. Mitch Pileggi (The X-Files) also appears. The sad news is this was the final performance of Don S. Davis. He’d become a cult favorite with his roles as Major Garland Briggs on Twin Peaks and his promotion to Major General Hammond on Stargate SG-1. He’s the principal who strikes the deal with the disgraced honor student. You can pick up the DVD or check your cable’s Video OnDemand service to relive the horror that comes from the drill press in the hands of a high schooler.

    Wall Street: The Insider Trading Edition brings us back to that time when greed was good. In preparation for the upcoming Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps film, the original Oliver Stone pic gets a brand new edition. This is the story of a young man (Charlie Sheen) who gets lost under the spell of an investment titan (Michael Douglas). At first he is the dutiful student, but he slowly wants to find capitalism with a heart. He realizes money isn’t everything. You have to watch out for the workers at these companies. Damn shame this was a fictional film cause we probably wouldn’t be in this fix if the soulless vampires of Goldman Sachs had taken this to heart. The bonuses include a Wall Street Fact Exchange Scrolling Trivia Track and a featurette meant to excite you over the upcoming return of Gordon Gekko. What’s thrilling about the original is Charlie Sheen being full of potential instead of a tabloid trainwreck.

    Janeane Garofalo: If You Will returns the former Air America and 24/7 object of Bill O’Reilly’s hatred to the comedy stage. She’s cracking jokes on stage at Seattle’s Moore Theater. She admits to her commitment to spanx. She lives in them. She confesses to being asexual to the undelight of her boyfriend. The new lifestyle has allowed her to blow off time wasting things like shaving her legs. This revelation is shocking since she was my major crush from 1994-1999. I didn’t stalk her, but ran into her in a comedy club on Pedro. She was nice to me even though I was plotting a sandwich using her and Sarah Silverman. They were both there. If only they had Ax body spray back then. Back to the new Janeane with buff arms. She claims you can get hand cancer from cellphones. The is a good tip about visiting a website dedicated to a woman farting on cakes. She confesses to being clueless about the computer jargon she used on 24. What an actress. She does get political when she warns Interpol that they might do a better job stopping genocide around the world if they weren’t also filling their plate stopping DVD bootlegs. Her routine doesn’t turn into a leftie version of a Glenn Beck rally. She’s talking about finger banging, dog parks and old women with “Ask Me About My Grandchildren” sweatshirts. She might be the last female comic to not constantly talk about “her gays.” The bonus includes a few snipped jokes. For those who dug Janeane’s reflection on life back in the ’90s, she’s returned. Although you still won’t want to show this when your Fox News fanatic grandmother is in the room.

  • FREDagator: 2010-09-23

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    What would happen if you mailed a Dictaphone and let it record the journey?…

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  • Bagged & Boarded 70: As Good as a Toothy Beej

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    What happens when two young men let their love of movies, comic books, and all things “geek” take over their lives? They run away from their families, bringing only the most essential DVDs and comics to their secret, highly fortified underground bunker in sunny Southern California, where they start recording podcasts that will change the world.

    Are they heroes?

    No.

    Are they geniuses?

    Far from it.

    Are they the future of this planet?

    I sure hope not.

    Simply put… Matt Cohen and Jesse Rivers are “Bagged and Boarded”.

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    BAGGED & BOARDED #70: As Good as a Toothy Beej –In which Matt is joined by guest host, and B and B announcer, DJ D-Rock to discuss such varied topics as the chances of being “taken”, early masturbatory habits, robot MAD MEN, and Matt’s love of all things boring. Sit back, relax, and remove your under-things. We’ll take it from here.

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2010-09-23

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Chronicle Books, we’re giving away a copy of DAY & NIGHT signed by writer/artist Teddy Newton.

    In conjunction with New Line Home Video & in celebration of the individual release of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy on Blu-Ray, we’re giving away a Lord Of The Rings Prize Pack

    In conjunction with Fox Home Entertainment, we’re giving away three (3) copies of SIMPSONS: THE COMPLETE 13th SEASON on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of MacGRUBER on Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of THE OFFICE: SEASON 6 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Universal Home Video, we’re giving away five (5) copies of PARENTHOOD: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Paramount Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of PETTY BLUE on DVD.

    In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10 ALIEN FORCE: VOLUME 8 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of WALL STREET on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of CLATTERFORD: SEASON 3 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE CREATURE FROM THE PIT on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE KING’S DEMONS on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: PLANET OF FIRE on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE: VINTAGE 1985 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SKINS: VOLUME 3 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of WONDERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD: SEASON 3 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DALZIEL & PASCOE: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of JUDGE JOHN DEED: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SHERLOCK HOLMES (1964-1965) on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of BEING HUMAN: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of PREHISTORIC PARK on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of TOP GEAR 13 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of CAMP ROCK 2: THE FINAL JAM on Blu-Ray/DVD.

    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE BIG BANG THEORY: SEASON 3 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of PRINCE OF PERSIA: SANDS OF TIME on Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BILL MAHER: BUT I’M NOT WRONG on DVD.

    In conjunction with Adult Swim, we’re giving away three (3) copies of TIM & ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB!: SEASON 4 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of JUST WRIGHT on DVD.

    In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of AMERICA: THE STORY OF US on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

  • Win BILL MAHER: BUT I’M NOT WRONG on DVD!

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    In conjunction with HBO Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BILL MAHER: BUT I’M NOT WRONG on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win AMERICA: THE STORY OF US on Blu-Ray & DVD!

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    In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies each of AMERICA: THE STORY OF US on both Blu-Ray & DVD.

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  • Win JUST WRIGHT on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Fox Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of JUST WRIGHT on DVD.

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  • Win TIM & ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB!: SEASON 4 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Adult Swim, we’re giving away three (3) copies of TIM & ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB!: SEASON 4 on DVD.

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  • Win PRINCE OF PERSIA: SANDS OF TIME on Blu-Ray!

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    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of PRINCE OF PERSIA: SANDS OF TIME on Blu-Ray.

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  • Win THE BIG BANG THEORY: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of THE BIG BANG THEORY: SEASON 3 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win CAMP ROCK 2: THE FINAL JAM on Blu-Ray/DVD!

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    In conjunction with Walt Disney Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of CAMP ROCK 2: THE FINAL JAM on Blu-Ray/DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win TOP GEAR 13 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of TOP GEAR 13 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win PREHISTORIC PARK on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of PREHISTORIC PARK on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win BEING HUMAN: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of BEING HUMAN: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Win SHERLOCK HOLMES (1964-1965) on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SHERLOCK HOLMES (1964-1965) on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win JUDGE JOHN DEED: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of JUDGE JOHN DEED: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win DALZIEL & PASCOE: SEASON 2 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DALZIEL & PASCOE: SEASON 2 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD: SEASON 3 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD: SEASON 3 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win WONDERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of WONDERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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  • Win SKINS: VOLUME 3 on DVD!

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    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of SKINS: VOLUME 3 on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, October 13th.

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    One entry per day, per person.

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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.