The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…
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As nearly every extant Doctor Who story has made its way onto DVD, the BBC has decided to dip back into their original DVD releases and remaster/expand them into special editions, the latest of which is a story from Peter Davison’s 5th Doctor era – Doctor Who: The Visitation (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as the Doctor faces down an alien menace in the time of the Great Plague. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, film trims, and a lovely spotlight on the Doctor’s adventures in audio.
The fine folks at Thinkgeek know you can never have too many figural representations of Doctor Who‘s faithful robotic canine companion, so they’re offering an exclusive Mego-scale K-9 action figure ($9.59), a companion piece to Bif Bang Pow’s line of classic Who figures. It’s not articulated, but at such a large scale and accurate sculpt for such a low price point, is it a nifty display piece? Affirmative.
Now that the announcement has come down, the 7th season of Dexter (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$65.99 SRP) is the serial killer drama’s penultimate, as the titular sociopath finally comes clean to his sister as the police close in on solving the Bay Harbor Butcher killings.
Oh, Cloud Atlas (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) – you are a big, crazy bloated, James A Michener-esque epic of love and loss across the modern and future history of Earth, and for the life of me I still don’t know if I either understand or like you, but good on you for being you. Give it a spin and see if you can figure it out, or at the very least keep a straight face through Tom Hanks’ various accents. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes that try to explain it all.
I don’t watch it as religiously as I once did, but when the trio of Clarkson, May, & Hammond are on their game, as they are through most of Top Gear 19 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), it blows away anything being done by the middling (and unnecessary) American version. Just check out the epic Africa special on this set to see why.
If you want to see Charlie Sheen have a quirky meltdown in a film that feels like a pale Wes Anderson flick, look no further than the second directorial turn from Anderson’s frequent co-writer Roman Coppola, A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III (Lionsgate, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP). At least it manages to squeeze enjoyable moments from Bill Murray and Aubrey Plaza, so hey – there’s that. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.
The folks at Scholastic continue to put out brilliant little animated adaptations of charming children’s books with their Scholastic Storybook Treasures line, the latest installment of which is Bink & Gollie …and More Stories About Friendship (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP).
This week’s kid-friendly release is a brand new volume of Nick, Jr.’s Team Umizoomi, Animal Heroes (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring a quartet of animal-centric tales with monkey, dogs, bears, and more.
So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…
I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.
In this episode, I have another chat with musical genius Mike Phirman, about Balaban encounters, Jor-El challenges, earwax hoverboards, and SimCreation.
DURHAM – There was music in the air at this year’s Full Frame Documentary Film Festival. So many documentaries were based on musicians, songwriters, studios and Napster that we’re splitting our coverage into two columns. Next column will be about all the non-musical films. Now let’s focus on the songs that made the truths flow from the screen.
The festival opened with the sad news of Roger Ebert’s passing. He wasn’t merely a film critic, but the screenwriter of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. This was one of the greatest musical movies with the joyful pop sound of the Carrie Nations. Ebert’s passing was marked by a freakish sleet storm.
Good Ol’ Freda finally lets Freda Kelly talk about her time at the center of Beatlemania. Barely out of secretarial school, she got the greatest job of the Sixties as the secretary for George, Paul, John and Ringo. She originally used to see the Beatles when they would play lunch time concerts at the Cavern Club. Freda went from fan to employee right before their first single. She managed the fan mail and put together the fan magazine. If you wrote the Beatles for an autograph, it was up to Freda to get the Mop Tops to sign away. If you received scraps of hair in the mail, Freda insured it was real. She fired a girl for sending out fake Beatles hair. She worked the gig until a year after the Band broke up. What’s amazing is that this is the first time Freda has told her story. The movie should delight Beatlemaniacs who wondered about that hair that was sent back from Liverpool.
Downloaded is a very insightful look at Napster from the inside and outside courtesy of director Alex Winter. That’s right, the star of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure was able to distill the cyber hurricane that devastated record labels in 1999. The movie uses plenty of video shot inside the Napster machine that shows off exactly how small this operation was. You will be shocked to discover that Sean Parker and Shawn Fanning aren’t the same person. Neither of them looks like Justine Timberlake. While Napster is notorious for being a music file sharing program, Winter points out that there was a great functionality to the site as a social gathering space. Aspects of the Napster program have yet to be reproduced even after 14 years. All sides of the Napster battle gets covered. Lars from Metallica still looks like a jerk for going after his fans and collecting a million bucks. The end of Napster is a portrait of cyber punishment. The true villain that kills the soul of Napster turns out not to be the RIAA, but the outside investors who wanted to tame the free-wheeling rebel programmers. The documentary is produced by VH1 so you’ll be seeing this in a theater in a few months. Alex Winter took a little time to sit down with the Party Favors to discuss the movie and if I should still worry about the RIAA suing me for having that MP3 of Pac-Man Fever on my trashed Mac G-5.
The movie playing behind us is Good Ol’ Freda so I had to ask about his fan mail and a special letter he should have received after Lost Boys was released.
Downloaded doesn’t just report on the facts, but sucks us into the context that made Shawn Fanning and his band of pirates such a potent force. In an extremely short time, they changed the nature of the entertainment industry that wasn’t ready for the future. Alex Winter and his own crew have made a film that you’ll be able to see in the near future. Don’t download Downloaded. Muscle Shoals is as rich view of the tiny Alabama town that gave the radio major hits for decades. Rick Hall opened up his FAME studios off the beaten track and anyone that wanted a hit, found their ways to his door. They all wanted to record with his house band, the Swampers. Greg Allman invented Southern rock in his studio when he and Wilson Pickett wailed on “Hey Jude.” The movie isn’t merely a “wasn’t it all so great” nostalgia act. There’s a massive schism when Jerry Wexler pays for the Swampers to open up their own Muscles Shoals Sound studio. This is the one that the Stones visited in Gimme Shelter. The process of making the documentary allows Rick Hall and The Swampers to mend their relationship. The film isn’t just all music talk. Director Greg “Freddy” Camalier and his gang delve in the land and history of the area. How for all the racial tension, the band that had the most trouble with the locals wasn’t black.
AKA Doc Pomus covers the life of the hall of fame songwriter. He wrote “Viva Las Vegas,” “This Magic Moment” and “Save the Last Dance For Me.” The strangest fact right off the bat is that Doc’s real name is Jerome Felder and his brother is famous divorce lawyer Raoul Felder. Just think that while Doc was writing “Teenager In Love,” Raoul profited off Middle Aged Ex-husband who fell out of love. Raoul represented the ex-wife of Martin Scorsese. Doc had a rather rough life. His parents feared he’d catch polio staying in New York City so they sent him upstate to a camp. He promptly caught polo while swimming at the camp’s pool. This didn’t stop his dream of being a singer and song writer. His condition also didn’t stop him from being a lover to the ladies. The death of Elvis saved Doc from destitution. The film goes beyond a Behind the Music episode with plenty of rare photos and footage from his long career. There’s a lot of good stories and tall tales from a man who created “Lonely Avenue” for Ray Charles.
I had to skip Pussy Riot – A Punk Prayer in order to cover Diana Krall. Those who saw it really enjoyed the coverage of the outlaw Russian performers and their legal battle against Putin. We Always Lie to Strangers goes to the heart of Branson, Missouri. This sleepy little town on Lake Taneycomo is the entertainment capital of the heartland. There’s around 10,000 residents and 8 million vacationers each year. Sixty theaters do their best to bring in tourists to shows that deal in nostalgia and patriotism. The movie isn’t about the visitors, but the entertainers. Directors David Wilson and A.J. Schnack embed themselves into the action. We get to meet the Presley and Lennon families. The Presleys were one of early musical settlers. Their show features generations on the stage. The Lennons got their start on Lawrence Welk’s show. There’s also time with a stressed out family that’s starting their own show after years being part of the company. Are they ready to step up for solos? The most intriguing lifestory is a singing dancing father of two who now has a boyfriend that’s also a performer. His ex-wife and her new husband create a nasty conflict. There’s also a shocking moment of seeing Andy William’s facelift scar. Andy had a major single when he recorded Doc Poums’ “I Can’t Get Used to Losing You.” The musical documentaries seem to tie into each other. We Always Lie to Strangers is a real life version of Robert Altman’s Nashville. A finely textured portrait of the city that’s so involving that when the credits come up, you’ll try to remember where you parked the R.V. After the movie I had a chance to talk with David Wilson about the film. They shot for five years around Branson to build up the intimacy found in the film. Part of my questioning is wondering if they have enough extra footage to create a mini-series about Branson. Check out the coat he’s wearing. It’s three times as dazzling in person.
Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me recounts what happened when the wayward saint Alex Chilton teamed up with the ill-fated Chris Bell. The duo formed Big Star while hanging out at Argent Studio in Memphis. They along with Jody Stephens on drums and Andy Hummel on bass created one of the greatest power pop bands of the early ’70s. You probably have no clue who they are. The movie investigates how such great records could be completely overlooked by the music fans. Turns out they were sort of signed to Stax records during the time when the company was collapsing. Their “#1 Record” couldn’t sell since it wasn’t in records stores thanks to crappy distribution. Things seemed to be getting better when “Radio City” came out, but that got screwed up with Clive Davis got fired at Columbia Records and thus Stax’s distribution deal was dumped. The movie covers the tensions of a band that should have been bigger than Bread and Badfinger. But Big Star does have a secure cult following from when their albums finally came out on CD in the late ’80s. The movie does have a surprising fact that the band photo on the cover of “Radio City” is the guys partying at a happening TGIFridays in Memphis. Has anyone been at a TGIFridays that cool? Dante Harper is listed as a co-producer. Dante and I went to NC State together and must have put up with my rants about Chilton all those years ago. Shame Dante didn’t call me up for my Alex Chilton live at the Cat’s Cradle photos to use in the tail end of the film.
In celebration of the film, North Carolina’s Chris Stamey brought together a few friends to perform Big Star and Chris Bell songs. Stamey has a direct connection and isn’t merely a super fan. He played with Chilton when he finally arrived in Manhattan during the punk era. He also released Chris Bell’s only 45 on his label. I became one of those goofballs that had to record a few of the songs, but only so you can get an idea of the beauty in these songs. Here’s Skylar Gudasz taking the lead on “Thirteen.” Brett Harris and Django Haskins lend on the harmonies.
Now we have Chris Bell’s “You and Your Sister” with Brett Harris on the main microphone.
Finally we get “Septembur Girls” which was covered by the Bangles.
The thirty minute concert could have gone on for 90 minute. After the show I had a chance to chat with Brett and Skylar. Turns out they’ll be all performing the music of Big Star’s “Third” SummerStage in Central on June 30 from 7-10pm. Get the subway out of Brooklyn and soak up the rays of Alex.
The musical portion of Full Frame was extremely satisfying. I learned a bit more about performers I knew, strangers I should get to know, legendary studios and illegal internet services that I swear I never used.
BASKETBALL JONES
In case you have a hankering for NBA highlights to compare with the playoffs? Well for a while you can get the 2013 Basketball Time Machine App for free.
You know what James Franco’s secret of doing so much? He’s actually a set of triplets. One goes to school. One acts. The last one directs. Here’s a clip of the third James Franco Triplet filming the second James Franco Triplet on the set of Oz Great and Powerful. “My Journey In Oz By James Franco” is a bonus feature on the upcoming Blu-ray.
GREATEST MOVIE YOU NEVER SAW
The Telephone Book is the greatest X-rated comedy of all time. The movie is revolutionary. It’s mind blowing. It’s completely obscure. Yet The Telephone Book should have changed the face of comedy when it was released in 1971. You haven’t heard of the movie? A lot of people have no clue that it exists since it had a dismal release over four decades ago. I wouldn’t have known about the movie If Cinema Overdrive hadn’t run it as their Valentine’s Day gift two years back. After that screening, my life was changed. I begged home video contacts to consider releasing The Telephone Book since it had never come out on in America on Beta, VHS, Selectavision or DVD. It deserved to be beloved by a cult audience. Little did I know that the fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome were not only fans, but going to release it on Blu-ray.
What can the story be that deserves such praise? Alice (Sarah Kennedy) is an adventurous young lady living in New York City. One day her phone rings and she answers it. The mysterious voice turns out to be the world’s greatest obscene phone caller. Instead of hitting star 69 and reporting him to the police, she falls madly in love with the stranger. She wants to find him so they can be together. He gives her his name and promises her that he’s in the telephone book. Thus begins her pursuit around the city to find him. What makes this obscene phone caller so special? Because he’s Norman Rose. At the time of the production Rose was the voice of Ma Bell. The man who was telling you about all the reasons you should call your mother using long distance was now swearing he could seduce the president of the United States. Alice’s journey lets her cross paths with a few familiar faces. She meets Har Poon, a porn star eager to relaunch his career. He’s played by Barry Morse, best known for being Lt. Gerard, the cop out to capture The Fugitive. He was also the science guy on Space: 1999. He’s willing to lose his toupee to expose himself for the role. Roger C. Carmel is a subway pervert who think he can impress Alice. Carmel had recently played Harry Mudd on Star Trek. There’s even William Hickey as a man who needs to call a doctor after four hours. He was in Prizzi’s Honor and Kurt Vonnegut’s Between Time and Timbuktu. Plus there’s Jill Clayburgh (Brides Maids) as Alice’s good friend with odd stuff in her bed. Sarah Kennedy went on to be cast in Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In‘s sixth season. The talent on the screen is better than the normal X-rated movie from 1971. The film is the perfect intersection of a screwball romance, a porn film, an Andy Warhol production and a perverted Disney animation.
This movie deserves to have more of an impact. That’s not to say that it doesn’t have a few devoted followers. Steve Martin’s a fan. He hasn’t responded to my tweet if “the new phone book is here” part of The Jerk is an homage to The Telephone Book. But it feels like it.
Writer-director Nelson Lyon should have been viewed as a Manhattan comedy genius. Woody Allen should have been called “The Next Nelson Lyon” when he got into feature films. Judd Apatow, Todd Phillips (Phillip Todd) and Lena Dunham ought to be referred to in Lyon-esque terms. The sad part is that the failure of The Telephone Book made it Lyon’s only movie. He would write for Saturday Night Live, but his career would hit a major iceberg from being blamed for the drug binge that killed John Belushi in 1982. This is a shame. He passed away a year ago which is why only producer Merv Bloch provides the commentary track. He gives away the secret of how cocaine was worked into the budget of films in the ’70s. He points out how this film was the end of the cinematic career of himself, Lyons, the editor and the cinematographer. He gives the complete history of the production and distribution nightmares. He holds little back from his chat. We get told the original ending. Merv has a lot of stuff written out so he doesn’t miss any details.
If you barely trust me, you will buy a copy of The Telephone Book and watch it. Oddly enough the print that Vinegar Syndrome is the one that ran at Cinema Overdrive. You are sharing the experience that we had at the theater. They’ve done an amazing job fixing the color section so the whites have returned from the pinkish frames. They located the trailers including the failed attempt to release it as Hot Number. There’s stills and the radio ad. The Telephone Book is the cinema rediscovery of the year. Pick up the phone and be seduced by the world’s greatest obscene phone caller.
Drive-In Collection: The Dungeon of Harrow & Death By Invitation are a double feature of low budget period piece shockers. The Dungeon of Harrow attempts to cash in on the Roger Corman-Vincent Price- Edgar Allen Poe films that AIP was putting out around 1962. Amazingly enough, the movie does have a budget although certain special effects look like they were made by a junior high student. After a fierce storm, Aaron Fallon (Russ Harvey) wrecks his dad’s boat on an unchartered island. The nearby castle might not be a safe haven since it’s the residence of Count de Sade (William McNulty). Around the time Aaron knocks on the door, the Count is having visions of a supernatural man. He’s losing it fast. The only thing that keeps him semi-sane is a black servant with bleached hair. This is where Sisqo got his look. Is Aaron going to get off the island? Director Pat Boyette and crew do a fine job with the magical and scary moments in a low budget universe. Death By Invitation starts off looking like The Wicker Man with a colonial crowd marching through the town in order to get rid of a witch. Centuries later the family that led the lynching ends up meeting an ancestor of the witch. Lise (Shelby Leverington) has plans for revenge. She starts with son Roger who falls under her spell. He’s such under her spell, he sits through her tale of cannibal women. The story ends with her bleeding him out. The family is not sure what happened to the son. Lise is ready to work the family down until it’s time to take out the patriarch of the Vroot family. The question crops up is Lisa is committing revenge in the name of her ancestor or has she risen from the grave. What’s it going to take to stop her snipping off the Vroot family tree? Death was shot around Staten Island in the early ’70s. Check out the red leather chairs in the family room. There’s weird comic moments like when characters have to shout over the Muzak in an office building. The Hysteria Continues provides a commentary track giving the scant details on the production. They reveal that Denver John Collins is singer Judy Collins’ brother.
BLU-RAY HEAVEN
True Blood: The Complete Fifth Season brings back the joy that’s Russell Edgington (Denis O’Hare). The former King of Mississippi escapes his concrete grave to enliven the series with his charm, wit and blood frenzy. He was missed. “Turn! Turn! Turn!” opens the season with Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) and Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) getting taken away by the Vampire Authority for their killing in season 4. They get unexpected help to escape. Tara’s near dead with most of her skull missing. Sookie (Anna Paquin) makes a deal to bring her friend back from the dead by turning her into a vampire. While Tara does recover, her brain injuries makes her a whole new creature. Rev. Steve Newlin returns to the show, but he’s really changes. He’s no longer a Holy roller. He’s a gay vampire wanting to suck on Jason Stackhouse’s neck and other parts. The season breaks down into a conflict between the Vampire authority about whether they really should be friendly with humans or just feast on them. Seems to be plenty of the children of the night who don’t like drinking the fake stuff to be good citizens. Sookie getting in touch with her fairy nature and the vampire that sucked dry her parents. Tara dealing with the undead lifestyle. Local kids going around and killing the supernatural citizens. But what really matters as a viewer is Russell Edington is back. He’s just gold whenever he bares his fangs or a sweet Southern smile. He means as much to the screen as Joe Manganiello’s werewolf chest. Even when Russell has to battle Christopher Meloni (Oz) as head of the Vampire Authority, it’s not a fair fight. If you have to get bit by one vampire, let Russell Edington be your maker. The Blu-ray boxset is loaded not only with extras, but other ways to watch. There are DVDs and a digital copy you can get from iTunes. The 12 episodes won’t be far from your eyeballs. Bonus features include Authority Confessions that get you to understand when they do at the Vampire Authority. There’s also biographies, vampire histories and backstories to the episodes. Episode six “Autopsy” gets picked apart by cast and crew in a visual master class. There are five episodes with commentary tracks and Denis O’Hare contributes so he can explain the charisma of Russell. Drink this up before the new season of HBO’s True Blood starts on June 16.
Dexter: The Seventh Season wasn’t supposed to be the penultimate season until a few weeks ago when Showtime admitted that the upcoming eighth season will be the last. This move makes sense since how long can Dexter Morgan (Ravenscroft graduate Michael C. Hall) keep up his double life as serial killer and Miami Police’s main blood splatter guy? This is the season his subterfuge unravels. He gets sloppy as he claims his victim at the end of season 7. Not only does his sister (Jennifer Carpenter) witness him killing Tom Hank’s son Colin, but in the aftermath of cleaning up his kill space, he loses one of his precious slides. LaGuerta (Lauren Velez) finds the slide and uses it to try to prove her old lover wasn’t the real Bay Harbor Butcher. Dexter screws up when he kills a Russian mobster who killed a member of Dexter’s homicide department. Turns out that besides being connected, the victim is tagged. His mobster boss (Rome‘s Ray Stevenson) gets a sense of his final trip to a watery grave. He’s coming after Dexter for revenge. He proves to be a worthy opponent. But Dexter’s got a bigger issue when he tangles up with Yvonne Stahovski (Chuck). Years before she’d gone on a cross country kill spree with a homicidal maniac. Dexter believes that she was not an innocent waif dragged into the crime scenes. She’s secretly a co-killer. But can he really put her on his table? Dexter’s sister Deb has her own issues when she gets a major promotion that she’s not really ready to handle. It’s hard to be bigwig in the police force when you know your brother has killed hundreds of people in Miami. There’s also a serial killer who imagines himself as the Minotaur to make things weird. What’s amazing is that three major directors from the ’90s called the shots on the episodes including John Dahl (Red Rock West), Michael Lehmann (Heathers) and Ernest Dickerson (Juice). The Blu-ray brings out the dazzling blood work. The final season of Dexter starts June 30 on Showtime. Watching these dozen episodes and be prepared for the big wrap up. The bonus feature is a chance to watch a stream of the upcoming Ray Donavan series.
Frankie Go Boom is a hilarious uncomfortable comedy featuring a few folks who need a laugh in their day job. Frankie (Sons of Anarchy‘s Charlie Hunnam) lives in the middle of the desert away from humanity. Why? Because his brother Bruce (Chris O’Dowd) turned him into a Youtube sensation. He comes back home when Bruce gets released from rehab, but the two siblings aren’t ready to mend their rift. Bruce wants to flip his fame as a director of viral videos into a major (or even minor) Hollywood filmmaker. He’s hooked up with a whacked out Chris Noth (Sex and the City). Charlie unwittingly helps his brother’s career. He picks up Lizzy Caplan (Party Down and Mean Girls) in a nice gesture that turns into a desperate sexual situation. Their unfulfilling night of passion gets videotaped by Bruce and turns into his next hit. Frankie contemplates living in a cave. His only hope is Ron Pearlman (also Sons of Anarchy) in a shocking role. Fans of SAM CRO will have their jaws drop when Jax and Clay reunite outside the clubhouse. O’Dowd has the proper level of irritation when he gets around the shellshocked Hunnam. Writer-Director Jordan Roberts knows how to pour on the low brow weirdness in a world where internet hits are the new measure of fame and infamy. Here’s a clip featuring my ex-wife from an alternate reality Lizzy Caplan with Charlie.
Crimewave brought together Sam Raimi with the Coen Brothers. The trio came up with a slapstick crime flick involving an upset business ower hiring a pair of killers to take care of his partner. Victor Ajax (Reed Birney) is about to be executed for being a killer. He swears he’s innocent and while going to the electric chair, relates how he got blamed for so many bodies. Once he was merely a sap working for Trend-Odegard Security installing cameras around town. One night Mr. Trend (producer Edward. R Pressman) got wind that Mr. Odegard was selling the business to the slick Bruce Campbell (Burn Notice). Instead of cashing out, Mr. Trend hired two exterminators to kill an extra large rat. Brion James (Blade Runner) and Paul L. Smith (Bluto in Popeye) get a little extra zealous in their work. The only real witness is Trend’s wife (Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman‘s Louise Lasser). This all leads to Ajax getting dragged into the mayhem. Many of Raimi and the Coen Brothers trademarks end up on the screen. The Coens would tone down the exterminators for Fargo. Oddly enough the trio’s first co-venture was beyond a box office bomb. Why did such a fun wacky film with an amazing pedigree get so obscure? The interview with Bruce Campbell hat explains what the hell went wrong with the film’s production and release. This was Sam’s first time working with a semi-major film studio (Avco Embassy). Things went downhill when the studio refused to let Bruce Campbell play Ajax. The filmmakers kept clashing with the studio over edits. The pathetic theatrical release got it on HBO. The home video release didn’t seem to get much play at mom and pop video shops even as Evil Dead and Blood Simple kept renting. Crimewave finally gets a proper Blu-ray release thanks to Shout! Factory. The film isn’t a massive disaster. In fact, it is hilarious when viewed as an over the top comedy with its mix of the modern and film noir elements. The bonus features include a commentary track with Bruce Campell, a theatrical trailer and video interviews with Campbell, Pressman and Birney. This is best enjoyed when you feel Crimewave is Coen, Raimi and Coen trying to outdo Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker.
DVD SHELF
K-9: The Complete Series brings back the world’s favorite time travelling robo-dog. The dog has had a rather busy career since he quit accompanying Dr. Who (Tom Baker era) in 1981. He popped up on for a few episodes on Queer As Folk. After years of lurking about, the recent Dr. Who revival finally got him a solo gig, but he had to go down under for his break in 2009. “Regeneration” has the original version of K-9 appear from a space-time portal to rescue humans from Jixen warriors that also popped out of the portal. He battles away until his only way to win is a self-destruction. But fear not that this series would only last as long as 1981’s one shot K-9 and Company. The robo-dog regenerates himself into a shape that can easily be converted into a CGI format. This allows him to fly without issues. The battles over the 26 episodes involve the Jixen along with a fascist government agency called The Department that enjoys hauling aliens off to prison. The humans he’s protected get in major trouble from both sides. The poor dog can’t refer to his adventures with Dr. Who since his memory is messed up. The series is exciting with plenty of action to make up for the lack of a Dr. Who character. The 26 episodes prove he’s able to hold his own leash and walk with the big dogs. Bonus features include a making of special that visits the Australian studio. There’s also a cute interview with K-9.
Have Gun Will Travel: The Final Season, Volume 1 & Volume 2 wraps up the greatest hired gunslinger in the West. Richard Boone had gotten worn out from the massive production schedule of nearly 40 episodes a season. He was ready to finally turn down a gig. So they knew this would be the last year Paladin would be accepting gigs. He would host the anthology The Richard Boone Show to show he could do more than cowboy work. The last 32 episodes are spread over two volumes. “Genesis” reflects on what got him into the game. It involved William Conrad (Cannon) and a major debt. “The Fifth Bullet” gets Paladin in trouble since he promised a guy a fair trial and he was screwed. Ben Johnson (The Wild Bunch) is part of the proceedings. “Place for Abel Hix” has him face off with Robert Blake. That’s a dangerous situation. “Shootout at Hogstooth” features Doodles Weaver. How is that not a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race? Duane Eddy shows up for “Be Not Forgetful of Strangers.” He has a guitar and will travel. “The Treasure” is filled with Lee Van Cleef (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and DeForest Kelley (Star Trek). “Brotherhood” pits Paladin against Charles Bronson. That’s a reason to pick up this set. “The Burning Tree” lets America’s TV Princess, Elinor Donahue (Father Knows Best) plot against a murdering husband. “Cage at McNaab” scares us with Lon Chaney Jr. (The Wolf Man) behind prison bars. Kind of a shame that the series had to end, but how many bullets could have left after 225 episodes?
Gunsmoke: The Eighth Season, Volume 1 & Volume 2 is another installment from the hour long black and white era of the show. While Bonanza had been shot in color for several seasons, Marshal Dillon was denied hues because CBS didn’t think it was necessary. Dodge City remains a grey zone for gamblers, outlaws, settlers and the law in 38 episodes. “The Search” puts Matt (James Arness) when he crosses dangerous territory on foot. Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) guest stars. “Quin Asper Comes Home” is a milestone episode since it marks the arrival of Burt Reynolds as Quint. Matt wants to calm down the half-Comanche and make him a part of the town. Quint is where Tarantino’s name came from. Another Star Trek moment comes with James Doohan in the frame. “Root Down” once more gets Chester (Dennis Weaver) caught in a marriage scheme. “Jenny” has a bank robber show up in town and use his ill-gotten gains as his gambling money. Is he going to rob the casino if he loses? “The Trappers” get into trouble and one races off to save his own life. The other guy survives and is out for revenge. Strother Martin (The Wild Bunch) is part of the feud. “The Hunger” involves human slavery with Joe Flynn (McHale’s Navy) and Hampton Fancher (Minus Man). “Abe Blocker” is Chill Wills. What a great name for a pool player. “The Way It Is” brings back Claude Akins (Sheriff Lobo). Is he trying to seduce Miss Kitty (Amanda Blake)? In another milestone episode “Us Haggens” has the arrival of Festus (Ken Curtis)! This is not Curtis’ first time on the show, but his first as Festus. He’d become a regular when Weaver spit the range. But for now he’s just part of the Haggen family that includes Denver Pyle (The Dukes of Hazzard). “Old Comrade” unleashes the charms of Frank Sutton (Gomer Pyle). “Ash” changes a man’s personality with a blow to the head. Adam West (Batman) takes part in the bonk identity issue. “I Call Him Wonder” brings back Leonard Nimoy in a different role. “Quint-Cident” gives Burt Reynolds a psycho wannabe lover. She’s out for revenge when he doesn’t fall in love with her. Ben Johnson (The Wild Bunch) gets tied into the non-lover’s tryst. The introduction of Quint to Dodge City adds a little youth to a show that had already racked up 267 episodes. What’s even more significant is that Gunsmoke introduced Burt Reynolds to the show’s stuntman Hal Needham. Years later, the duo would collaborate on the greatest movie ever made: Smokey and the Bandit. Bonus features include sponsors spots and vintage episode previews.
The Exorcist in the 21st Century follows a real priest who expels demons from the possessed. Father Jose Antonio Fortea is sanctioned by Vatican City to do the job. His territory covers Spain. He’s not merely a fan of The Exorcist. The soft spoken priest doesn’t quite look the Hollywood star who battles Satan for the souls of the innocent. But he has the conviction to free those that swear they’re entrapped from the inside. The film isn’t merely an interview. We follow Father Jose as he attempts to exorcise a demon from a girl. For all those people who pack the theaters whenever an exorcist themed movie hits the screen, this is must viewing to get a real account of the process. Filmmaker Fredrik Horn Akselsen and crew get intimate in the ritual. The bonus features include a longer interview with Father Jose and the Vatican’s head Exorcist. There’s also a nearly hour long complete exorcism ritual. You can use this footage to grade the reality of all future showbiz exorcisms.
Doctors of the Dark Side explores the role of medical professionals in torture situations. It is one of those topics that seemed to be skipped over by the major news agencies when discussing waterboarding and other “enhanced interrogation techniques.” How much sway did doctors working for the military and intelligence agencies hold over the tone and length of the sessions. Were they like boxing referees that signal when a fighter is incapable of going on? Or did they control the pain inflection so it could continue. Is a doctor providing such a service go completely against their Hippocratic Oath and the Geneva Convention? This isn’t merely about foreign nationals being tortured with the assistance of doctors. U.S. Navy Petty Officer Daniel King was accused of espionage after blowing a polygraph test in 1999. The cryptologist was mentally roughed up. Things got worse when he asked for a psychologist. Turns out the shrink was also working as a military interrogator. After two years in prison, King was released because he wasn’t a spy. Instead of being used as a warning, King’s treatment became a template in the post-9/11 era. The psychologist went on to work in Gitmo. The filmmakers recreate many of the torture techniques to supplement the disturbing photos that were taken at the Abu Ghraib prison. Can a doctor really “help” in these circumstances without appearing like characters in an Eli Roth movie? A bonus feature has director Martha Davis explain why she couldn’t get any real images of the doctors described in the documentary.
Witness: A World In Conflict Through A Lens follows photojournalists that capture images from dangerous locations. Not every place they report back from is considered a warzone, but a dangerous place with massive body counts. None of them are safe as members of the press. Eros Hoagland gets deep into Juarez< Mexico and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. This is dangerous turf with drug related gang violence making the turf a daily killing field. Even more dangerous is Michael Christopher Brown's time in Libya. Veronique de Viguerie follows the hunt for Kony in South Sudan. This does a much better job at relating the horrors Kony has done in Africa better than that Kony 2012 campaign that went off the rails. It is interesting to notice the difference in this job in a digital age. No longer do they need to rush back to the dark room to see what they truly captured. With the proper set up, their images can be broadcast from the center of the conflict. The four part documentary miniseries produced by Michael Mann ran on HBO.
James A. Michener’s Texas brings another of his massive books to the TV screen. The miniseries covers how American citizens built up ranches on Mexican property and then decided to no longer wanted to be part of Mexico. Thus violence breaks out and we’re not allowed to forget the Alamo. You know this is an important special since Charlton Heston narrates it. All the legendary figures of the Texas independence work their way into the story including Stephen Austin (Patrick Duffy of Dallas), Sam Houston (Mike Hammer‘s Stacy Keach), Jim Bowie (David “I’m not Keith David” Keith) and Davy Crockett (Dukes of Hazzard‘s John Schneider). We even get a dose of acting from trouble country star Randy Travis. And who represents the Mexican side of the struggle? How about Benjamin Bratt and Maria Conchita Alonso. Why would anyone want leave a country with that duo in charge of the narrative? An interesting fact about this miniseries is that it came out on VHS before it aired on TV so that the producers could get their money back faster. Now you can enjoy this Texas-sized story about Texas on DVD. It’s more enjoyable than Michener’s novel. Flashpoint: The Fifth Season is one of the few shows that airs in America that’s made in Canada and is about Canadians. Enrico Colantoni doesn’t have to fake being America like he did all those years as the photographer on Just Shoot Me. This is about their version of S.W.A.T. Except in Canada they are called Strategic Response Unit thus playing down the Weapons element of the South of the Border teams. Team One is the unit at the middle of the series. Canadian viewers might be confused since the American fifth season consists of the last part of the Great White North’s fourth season. Turns out that in the middle of these episodes, the series went from CBS to Ion in America. Thus we have a whole new season in America. Canadian viewers shouldn’t be shocked that this isn’t their fifth season which turns out to be the last series of the series. “Grounded” has the team tackle terrorists on a grounded airplane. “The War Within” has a kid seek extreme revenge when a classmate posts an embarrassing video online. “The Cost of Doing Business” introduces the concept of “express kidnapping.” “A New Life” ruins a wedding thanks to suspected mobsters. “Day Game” has a hostage situation that might be a set up. “Team Player” exposes someone who took the fall on a criminal charge in order be accepted by the wrong crowd. “Slow Burn” wraps up the season with a killer who wants to take out firefighters. While this might sound sacrilegious, Flashpoint is a better TV series than S.W.A.T.
ID:A is an amnesia film from the producers of Meloncholia. The very alluring Tuva Novotny wakes up in a river without a clue as to how she got there or who she really is. The only good part about her situation is she does have a couple million Euros. She also has a gun just in case someone wants her money. She figures out enough of her past to know she belongs in Copenhagen. Off she goes. But is someone following her? The mystery of her past start to be revealed and it’s a big shocker that involves international intrigue.
Priest of Evil just sounds badass enough. Peter Frazen is cop with issues after his daughter dies. He attempts to lose himself in his work. He picks a case that should overwhelm his focus. Turns out there’s been mysterious deaths near bus stops in Helsinki. Frazen determines that this is the work of a serial killer. Can he go after the killer without getting tangled in his own personal issues? This is a very stylish feature as the chase hits the streets of Helsinki. It’s always good to know that serial killers don’t always roam the backlots of Los Angeles or the streets of Toronto posing as Manhattan. I’m not going to give away the title, but you better confess quick.
Fraggle Rock: Meet The Fraggles brings back the Jim Henson series to celebrate its 30th anniversary from airing on HBO. This compilation DVD has six episodes starting with the pilot “Beginnings.” Doc moves into his workshop and discovers the hole that leads to the world of Fraggle Rock. The old guy doesn’t get down there, but Travelling Uncle Matt hits the Earth. “We Love Your Wembley” makes the little guy do way too much for others. “Boober’s Dreams” lets him dream of a Fraggle named Sidebottom. Is this character for real? “Red’s Club” is her protest against what Gobo wants to do. “Mokey and the Minstrels” and “Gobo’s Discovery” wrap up the overview of the singing critters that wish to dance their cares away. For those who want even more: Fraggle Rock: 30th Anniversary Collection has all five seasons, the animated series, a graphic novel and a Red keychain.
PISA – People forget that Ron Jeremy isn’t merely a porn star. He’s appeared in numerous independent films that weren’t pants optional including George Wallace, Detroit Rock City, The Rules of Attraction and Cranked: High Voltage. He’s a crossover superstar.
Ron’s next R-rated film Guido is due out at the start of May on DVD via FilmOn Home Video and VOD on FilmOn.com. Ron shares the screen with Alki David (The Bank Job), Billy Zane (The Phantom), Gary Busey (The Buddy Holly Story), Armand Assante (American Gangster) and Lupe Ontiveros (Goonies). Guido (David) is an Iraqi that’s become a mob hitman in New Jersey. When a gig goes wrong, he must drive a body cross country. As if to make things more complicated, he’s giving a ride to his landlady (Ontiveros). Ron Jeremy plays a security officer who won’t be around for Guido II.
When a chance came to chat with Ron about Guido, the Party Favors pounced. It had been a few months since the Hedgehog appeared in the column. We met him back in October during Dennis Hof’s World Greatest Birthday Party. We didn’t talk too much to Ron since he was in a wonderland of buffets and hookers at the Bunny Ranch. But a lot had happened to Ron since our blissful night of hanging with Grizzly Adams and AVN Award winner Sunny Lane.
At the end of January, Ron rushed himself to the hospital after suffering heart pains. The doctors discovered he had an aneurysm. Luckily his quick action and the doctor’s skills allowed him to live. Ron was more soft spoken on the phone than when we met at Dennis Hof’s birthday party back in October.
“How are you doing?” was a fitting first question and not a mere formality.
“Fine. It takes a little while. But the worst is over,” Ron said. “I’m not there yet. I’m doing ok. I’m walking and talking. It’s alright.”
Ron had wrapped up his work on Guido a while before his heart issue. Has Ron been able to get back to his acting craft as he continues his recovery?
“Yes. I’ve already been doing scenes and some dialogue,” he explained.
Here’s the trailer for Guido so that you know that I’m not spoiling anything about Ron’s role in the film.
It was strange to talk to a man recovering from a near death experience about another movie role featuring him dying on screen. I didn’t want to sound too morbid about his long history of dying on the silver screen, but it’s his artform. Ron should play Kenny if they ever make a live action South Park.
Guido had to be a record for exposing his lethal fate since fans knew he was dead before they even started watching the movie. Had Ron Jeremy ever died in a trailer before?
“Probably,” Ron thought. Indeed Ron figures he might have played a character that was killed in a trailer. “There’s a movie I did called Haunted Trailer. I might have.”
When Ron gets approached to appear in a non-porn film; is the first thing he asks is how do they kill off his character?
“I assume he’s going to die,” Ron admitted. “Every time I work in a regular movie, I die: Boondock Saints, Orgazmo and Killing Zoe. It’s good. I die in very colorful ways.”
Is Ron an expert on squibs so he knows when he’s being wired up wrong?
“I assume so.” He recounted his time on Killing Zoe when “they squibbed my entire chest. I got blown up into the wall.” He conveyed how the gun powder from a squib can burn you. Can a poorly done squib kill an actor?
“I don’t know,” Ron said. “It will hurt like a fuck.”
He complimented the effects crew on Guido. “They squibbed everybody just perfect. You like that segue way? ” He gave a chuckle before giving his impression of the movie. “Guido is a good show. It’s about a man’s transformation. A man taking on a heart.” Guido gets there with the help of a woman. “It’s a great little journey.”
What does he think of star Alki David? “He’s fun. He’s like me. He’s nuts,” Ron said. “He likes doing fun things.”
What about his time working with The Phantom.
“I got a real kick doing dialogue with Billy Zane,” Ron said. “He’s such a good actor. He was in Titanic. My dialogue scene was with him.”
Had he worked with Billy Zane before?
No,” Ron declared. “I’ve met him before.”
When asked about his favorite memory from the set, there’s no playing it safe and being diplomatic.
“Just having fun with Billy Zane,” Ron offered. “We did a little adlibbing. It was a good bit. It was cute. He’s an actor I’ve really enjoyed for years. There’s not a lot of more fun things than someone you’ve been a fan of doing dialogue with you. It’s kinda exciting.”
He hadn’t seen Billy since the movie.
“He’s not a big partier,” Ron said. “He doesn’t go to the Academy Award parties. I’m sure he goes to events if he’s nominated or something. He’s a shy, private guy.”
How was Ron’s interaction with director Colin Campbell. “Oh fine. He was excellent. He gave me orders and I followed them.” Campbell enjoyed the ad-libbing between Ron and Billy Zane.
How did Ron get another fatal cinematic role in Guido? Ron’s legendary networking skills paid off once more.
“Alki was a friend of mine,” Ron said. “We met through a series of friends. I was good friends with Adam Rifkin and he’s good friends with Steven Bing and he knows Alki Davis. Adam directed Detroit Rock City. ”
Is it more satisfying when Ron arrives on the set knowing he is amongst friends and not merely hired to die on cue?
“It’s always a nice feeling,” Ron said.
Is Ron going to be part of Sunny Lane’s rumored to be upcoming Sherlock Holmes adult feature Alimentary, My Dear Watson.?
“Not yet,” Ron said. “But (Sunny) does a great job in Guido. I got her a part as one of the girls in the bowels of the boat.”
It’s good to know that Ron Jeremy is on the mend. He’s been working in adult features since the ’70s. He deserves a Kennedy Center Honors if just for his numerous death scenes. Yet when it counted, Ron was able to cheat death and keep the legend going. You can catch his latest snuff moment in Guido.
FULL FRAME PREVIEW
Winter is coming!
We’ll be doing our big coverage of this year’s Full Frame Documentary Film Festival in the next column. But here’s a teaser chat we had with Alex Winter about his movie Downloaded In case you’re not sure, that’s the Alex Winter who starred in Bill and Ted Excellent Adventure and The Lost Boys. We have a longer talk coming.
LAZY NEW CHANNEL
How little programming do you need to “launch” a cable channel? I’m staring at the schedule for the Esquire Channel (formerly G4) with a sense of “What’s the point of this?” They only have two new shows. Knife Fight is like a rowdier version of Chopped. The Getaway launches with The Soup‘s Joel McHale playing golf and getting drunk in Belfast. Wonder if he’ll make a Bobby Sands Trap reference on the links. The big rerun “gets” are Parks and Recreation and Party Down. Parks is an NBC sitcom that doesn’t get half the viewers of a Two and a Half Men rerun. Maybe it’ll have Scrubs appeal? Party Down is interesting in that the Starz series lasted 20 episodes. It’s the Firefly of caterers. They’re running back to back episodes which means after 10 days, it’s cycled. How will they air a show which cusses more than then my grandmother during fleet week? But for all the talk of a channel that’s supposed to deal to a hip young male demographic, way too much of the schedule is dominated by A-Team, Cops and Magnum P.I. It’s almost like they want to compete with ME-TV. Why rebrand G-4 as The Esquire Channel without at least giving us more than one hour of original programming. There are Youtube channels that have more fresh and entertaining programming each week. Can’t Comcast-NBC make an effort to give me an entertaining channel? The Esquire Channel promises all the excitement of letting my grandmother hold the TV remote.
VINEGAR SYNDROME TRIPLE THREAT
Vinegar Syndrome has returned with three home video releases that bring the seedy cinema to your HDTV.
Massage Parlor Murders revives a movie that takes us back to the seedy past of Times Square. Before that area was cleaned up by Disney and MTV, the neighborhood was beloved for its porn theaters, peep shows, sex clubs and massage parlors. It was a pervert wonderland. But it also attracted the wrong kind of people. Massage Parlor Murders is about a serial killer that’s snuffing the girls who just wanted to give others a happy ending to their workday. Who are the men out to stop the carnage? Why two police detectives that take their work personal. By personal, Det. Rizotti is the last client of the first dead hooker. Det. O’Mara wants to screw the dead girl’s roomie. The guys wander the neighbor turning over clues and dropping pants when necessary. O’Mara takes in an orgy at an indoor swimming pool. The movie has a little bit of a budget since they have a serious car chase in the urban jungle of New York City. There’s at least two familiar faces. George Dzundza (Law & Order) plays a suspect. He was also the assistant director so he was busy on the set as they hustled to shoot on the streets. Brother Theodore gets to give his usual ramble that made him an underground fixture in the Big Apple. The movie plays like a scummy version of Law & Order: SVU. The folks at Vinegar Syndrome also provide the version that was reissued as Massage Parlor Hookers. They chopped off the introduction scene. They even have the re-issue trailer which is disturbing since it teases audiences into thinking there’s no killings at the massage parlors. The big bonus is 7 minutes of unused footage from the pool orgy and random wanderings around Times Square at night. This is the perfect movie for those who like murder flicks that bring out the creepers of the night. There’s also a DVD of the Blu-ray in the box so you can watch the film in the backseat of a mini-van.
Drive-In Collection: The Suckers & The Love Garden is a double feature of men wanting the forbidden in the early ’70s. The Suckers has models, a photographer and their support arriving at the compound of a big game hunter. He hires them to help make his upcoming safari sexy. This film is extremely sexy since after the initial set up of the big game hunter, everyone on the trip is given a chance to get naked and hook up on screen. While this is good for the two female models, it also means you get to see a combover humping. This takes up the middle portion of the film. When we finally get back to the plot, the hunter explains his vision for this hunt. Things get extra rough in the third act. The Love Garden features a man who falls madly in love with a woman. She’s swimming in his apartment’s pool and he can’t resist. But she’s rather stand-offish. Why? Because she’s a lesbian. But this isn’t a good enough excuse for the guy who claims he writes for major magazines. He must seduce her since he has a dadfro helmet like Donna’s old man on That ’70s Show. The film is a softcore epic of seduction. We get an idea of what she and her roommate do after their visits to the pool. This is a fine double feature since the roughie gets followed up by an Alan Alda-esque seduction.
Drive-In Collection: Anatomy of a Psycho & The Lonely Sex is a double dose of exploitation cinema from 1959 & 1960. Anatomy of a Psycho is the classic case of cashing in on a major film’s title. If you couldn’t get into Alfred Hitchock’s Psycho, why not walk down the block for Boris Petroff’s Anatomy of a Psycho? Sure it’s not the same film. There’s no mother or Bates motel, but there is a lot of violence. Chet thinks his brother on death row is wrongly convicted. Instead of getting a lawyer, he goes on a rampage against those he swore screwed his brother. Is this really the right way to get someone off death row? Ed Wood worked on the script as Larry Lee. The Lonely Sex is the movie your grandfather was warned to not see. There’s topless footage. The movie is a strange mix of exploitation and art house. I almost expect to see a very young David Lynch lurking in the background. The hour long film makes me think that it’s really shot by Guy Madden. While I entertained by Anatomy, I was engrossed in the bizarre brilliance of The Lonely Sex.
BEAM ME UP
Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season Three finally gives the series its own memorable villain race. Forget the Klingons and the Romulans, here come the Borg and they’re ready to assimilate all that get in their way. The Borg had been introduced in the second season during “Q Who.” But they were a distant threat at that time. By the end of season three, the threat got closer. The third season brought back Beverly Crusher (Gates McFadden) as the chief medical officer. This means Wesley Crusher (evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory) is no longer an “orphan.” “Deja Q” turns the god-like character of Q into a mortal man. Can he hack existing on the same level as Picard (Patrick Stewart)? “Yesterday’s Enterprise” brings back Tasha Yar (Denise Crosby) in a time traveling episode that features Enterprise-C. Can she remain alive this time? Crosby wanted off the show after the first season not realizing how much the show would improve with the arrival of Riker’s Beard (Jonathan Frakes). “The Offspring” allows Data (Brent Spiner) to make his own daughter. However there are those within the federation that want to get the child. “Sins of the Father” sends the Klingon Worf (Michael Dorn) back home to defend himself against traitor charges. Does it really matter what is the plot of “Menage A Troi?” All you need to know it involves Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis). The finale of the 26 episodes is “The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1.” The Borg are back and heading toward Earth. Picard and his crew are the only hope for stopping the robot control race inside the giant cube spacecraft. Things go wrong and Picard finds himself part of the Borg. It’s up to Riker to stop this menace and save his best friend. This was the first cliffhanger season ending used by ST:TNG. This is a great way to make sure that fans were constantly calling up the TV station asking when the next season is starting. Nobody was just going take the summer off. The was a little panic in the fans since the original Star Trek vanished from the TV screens after the third season. There’s plenty of bonus features on the 6 Blu-rays. Archival Mission Logs include Mission Overview for year three, crew analysis, memorable missions and production. David Rappaport gets a memorial segment while Michael Piller gets a tribute. There are a few audio commentaries and a gag reel. “Resistance Is Futile” explores the world of the Borg. This was a prime season for ST:TNG and the reason why Picard lasted longer than Kirk at the TV helm.
Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Best of Both Worlds contains the two episodes merged together as a single 85 minute movie. For those of you who can’t wait until Star Trek: The Next Generation: Season Four gets released on Blu-ray, you can see Part 2 of “The Best of Both Worlds” now! Not to spoil what happens, but this was more exciting than the ST:TNG movies. Can Riker and crew recapture Picard from the Borg? Even if they get him back, how will they remove the bio-mechanics from their beloved leader? This is often rated as one of the best TV episodes ever. This really comes out when the two episodes run seamlessly. The bonus features include a documentary about the Borg and the gag reel from the episode. There are also the previews for the episodes with Ernie Anderson (Mr. Loooove Boat) as the narrator.
BLU-RAY HEAVEN
The Vampire Lovers comes from the time that Hammer spiced up their horror genre by introducing the openly lesbian vampire character. Sure they had score several hits with Christopher Lee as the seductive Dracula, but that had gotten a bit stale. The world was swinging and the cinema needed a woman that was willing to be a little more liberated in both her loving and her blood sucking. The Universal Horror classic Dracula’s Daughter had hinted at a bisexual tension when it comes to a female creature of the night. The Vampire Lovers dropped the suggestive imagery and went straight for girl-girl beck action. The movie is based on the 1872 book Carmilla so hot action as based in classic literature. Pitt’s not working completely on her own as she roams the upper class seducing and bleeding the hot daughters. Peter Cushing (Star Wars) gets the role of guy hunting down the vampire. His usual gig in Dracula film although he’s not Van Helsing. The big question is if he can stake a woman? The Blu-ray transfer looks amazing. You get to really take in the gothic beauty of the sets and wardrobe. The fog just drifts off the screen and into your living room. This movie makes me really eager to upgrade even more of the Hammer Horrors. Scares go best in 1080p. There’s plenty of bonus features to add to your enjoyment of the naked and the punctured. “Feminine Fantastique – Resurrecting The Vampire Lovers explains how Hammer got into the hot lesbian vampire genre. Ingrid Pitt reads part of “Carmilla.” She also joins with director Roy Ward Baker for a commentary track. Pitt returned to the genre the next year with Hammer’s Countess Dracula.
Dragon (Wu-Xia) is a return to some old school martial arts buttkicking with Donnie Yen, Takeshi Kaneshiro and Tang Wei. When bandits arrive to rip off a store, they find themselves beaten to death by Yen. He’s taken as hero although the cops must investigate. Kaneshiro discovers one of the bandits was a major killer. How could a simple guy like Yen take him out? Turns out Yen has a major hidden secret. His time as a hero has ruined his simple townsperson disguise. Trouble is on the way. He can’t hide so he needs help from Kaneshiro to battle the impending mayhem. It’s an over the top kinetic visual joy. You want to crank up the speakers to feel the fighting scenes in your guy. The 1080p transfer will punch you in the eyes. The bonus features include a making of documentary, a music video and a piece on Yen.
DVD SHELF
Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot: The Complete Series is part of that amazing batch of Japanese shows from the ’60s that dominated the after school time slot in the ’70s along with Ultraman, Speed Racer and Space Giants. The 26 episode show is perfect for the Godzilla and Gamera loving kid since it’s about a kid who gets to battle alien invaders with a giant robot. The series might sound like the animated Gigantor, but that’s OK since both were created by Mitsuteru Yokoyama. How does a little boy get control of a massive robot that fights evil alien creatures? Turns out the boy, Johnny Sokko gets stranded on an island when his boat is attacked by a monster. He becomes pals with Jerry Mano (an undercover agent). Turns out the island is controlled by Emperor Guillotine and his Gargoyle Gang. A scientist has been making monsters for him. His last big invention is Giant Robo. He has Johnny voice imprint with his creation. This means Johnny gets to join Jerry’s top secret organization known as Unicorn. He’s the coolest kid in the neighborhood after he gets his futuristic fighting outfit. Over the course of 26 episodes, there are massive fights between Robo and the monsters. Guillotine throws everything at the young boy to claim the Earth. He makes fake versions of Robo and later a fake Johnny. He can’t get enough monsters stomping various train sets. This is still an amazing show for watching on a hazy Saturday or even a late night session. Now I have to write Shout! Factory begging for them to put out Space Giants.
Lee Marvin Presents Lawbreaker: The Complete Television Series is the precursor of America’s Most Wanted except it features criminals that have been caught. Lee Marvin stands in the central command center as he interviews captured criminals, surviving victims and the law enforcement involved in the case. They recreate elements of the story on the locations. “Boston Story” covers a group of kids who go on killing spree when they get ahold of guns. It’s like an early version of The Friends of Eddie Coyle. The series was shot in color so you get a real view of how areas looked 50 years ago. “The Atlanta Story” covers an escape artist. “The New Orleans” explores how a cop becomes an undercover narcotics agent in the Big Easy. “The Chicago Story” breaks down a kidnapping. “The Milwaukee Story” exposes three girls who go wild in a crime wave. It’s not always crimes that get covered. “Danville, Virginia” deals with what’s needed to get a pint of rare blood to a baby. Even though the show was made in 1963, both the baby and the adult donor are black. The airlines they use to rush the blood is Piedmont! I miss Piedmont Airlines. They gave you the can when you asked for soda. Lee Marvin is the perfect host as he lurks around his crime central getting the facts from the participants. This series perfectly mixes with Dragnet. The 32 episodes show the way the police worked in the early ’60s.
Stoney Burke: The Complete Television Series was Jack Lord’s first ride as a TV star. His performance as Stoney Burke is far from the law and order icon Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-O. The first episode sets up Stoney as a cowboy eager to get a championship buckle in the world of bronco riding. He’s helping get a rider on a horse. Things go bad and the bronco slams the rider into the wall. The rider goes limp and gets raced to the hospital. Stoney comes along so he can get the news that the top rider was dead. Stoney doesn’t seem too upset . This doesn’t make him good friends with Bruce Dern (Big Love), who was pals with the dead rider. Lord’s only real friend on the rodeo circuit is Warren Oates (The Wild Bunch). How did a show starring Jack Lord, Bruce Dern and Warren Oates only last 32 episodes for the 1962-63. Although America was probably not eager to embrace a lead character who had a bit of an egotistical edge to him. He’s the type of character you’d find on an HBO or Showtime series. Compared to some of the shady characters roaming the corral, Stoney is a Boy Scout. “Fight Night” has Leonard Nimoy (Star Trek) riding the range. “Point of Honor” brings out Harry Dean Stanton (Repo Man). Michael Parks (Kill Bill) moseys up on “The Mob Riders.” “Sidewinder” tosses Strother Martin (The Wild Bunch). “Cousin Eunice” is Cloris Leachman (Hud). “Image of Glory” reflects Simon Oakland (Kolchak: The Night Stalker). Oscar Lifetime winner Hal Needham (Smokey and the Bandit) spreads “Webb of Fear.” Joby is none other than Oscar winner Robert Duvall (The Godfather). “Kincaid” presents Dick Clark in a rare acting gig. Ivan Dixon (Hogan’s Heroes) plays a doctor in “The Test.” The black and white show has a fine level of intensity about men who do their best to stay out of trouble so they can nearly kill themselves on untamed horses. Damn shame that Stoney got bucked after only 32 episodes.
My Little Pony – Friendship Is Magic: Princess Twilight Sparkle features several episodes from the third season that just aired on The Hub. Bronies rejoice with five episodes on the DVD that focuses on the newest princess of Equestria. “Games Ponies Play” has a big sporting event in the Crystal Empire. “Magical Mystery Cure” has Twilight Sparkle screw up her friends’ destinies. There’s plenty of musical numbers for the kids. “Mmmystery on the Friendship Express” deals with a cake being eaten on the train. Who could have done it? “Magic Duel” features a battle between Trixie and Twilight Sparkle. Loser must leave town. “Lesson Zero” has Twilight Sparkle screw up her friendship assignment. She tries to fix it by doing something problematic. The preschooler really liked this DVD since she’s back to loving Twilgiht Sparkle. The bonus features are a sing-along and pdf coloring pages.
A Haunting: The 2012 Season is an hour-long show about real life ghost tales. The series originally aired until 2007 on Discovery, but was recently revived for Destination America. And what better destinations can there be in America than haunted houses? “Blood Visions” has a family freak out after they move to Michigan. “Angels and Demons” exposes the demons in a Maryland house to a new bride. She has to exorcise the evil herself. Could you learn that in a TED talk? “Nightmare in Bridgeport” pits a child safety specialist against the demons that haunted him in his own childhood. “Dark Dreams” has another haunted house in Michigan. How come you never hear Jeff Daniels talk about haunted houses on those move your business to Michigan commercials? “Back from the Grave” is about a family in North Carolina that gets evil spirits popping out of a nearby graveyard. They keep hanging out at her house. I’ll bet it’s because she has cable. “Death’s Door” has a traveling ghost that goes from Indiana to New Mexico. There’s also two tales of Arkansas hauntings in the 10 episodes. As nights get warmer,A Haunting is perfect for late night spooking.
Cold Prey II finally brings the sequel to the hit Norwegian thriller to America. The movie picks up right when Cold Prey ended with Jannicke (Ingrid Bolso Berdal) surviving the massacre from the first film. She’s rushed to a hospital to recover. But there would be no recovery for her. Turns out the Mountain Man has also “survived” the ordeal. He’s also brought to the hospital to be dropped off at the morgue. Once he defrosts, the action heats up. It’s the best rampage in a hospital since Hard-Boiled. The movie works even if you haven’t seen the original Cold Prey. There’s a scenic beauty to this winter wonderland that gets splattered with plenty of gore. The perfect scare on a hot early spring night when you need to cool off the TV screen. The film features its original soundtrack with English subtitles. Berdal has gone on to roles in Chernobyl Diaries and Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters.
Inhumans brings the Paul Jenkins (writer) and Jae Lee (art) comic book to life using the Marvel Knights Animation process. The original Inhumans were a Jack Kirby/Stan Lee creation. They represented a variation on the X-Men. They live in the kingdom of Attilan and try to avoid outside contact. Instead of being born with a mutation, the Inhumans go through a ritual to gain their superpower from exposure to the Terrigan Mist. It’s a crap shoot if you get a cool power or become a mutant monster. Think of it as a really risky puberty. The action here covers Maximus the Mad going after his brother Black Bolt for control. Complicating their battle is an attack from outsiders eager to get their hands on the Mist. There’s rumors that Disney wants to turn this into their next big Marvel movie, but you can enjoy the Inhumans in a pure adaptation of the comic book panels. The bonus features has Paul Jenkins and others discuss what went into the comic book.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures – Season 2, Vol. 4 wraps up the 3D CGI series that aired on Nicktoons. The series is about the teenage adventures of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts. “Control-Alt-Delete” puts Tony inside a virtual world. Can he escape to reality? What is the Controller’s goal after he breaks Tony? “Doomsday” is a battle against Dr. Doom. Tony must team up with an unlikely ally. “The Hammer Falls” introduces Titanium Man. “Rage of the Hulk” brings Bruce Banner into the picture. Is S.H.I.E.L.D. far behind? “The Makluan Invasion” is a two-part finale that has the giant showdown. The bonus feature is art of Iron Monger, Makluan Aliens, Black Widow, Hawkeye and Vehicles.
Touched By An Angel: The Seventh Season brings another 25 episodes of heavenly charm. Roma Downey, Della Reese and John Dye return as the angels out to change people. This season they also seek to assist Valerie Bertinelli earn her wings in the business. “The Face on the Bar Room Floor” attempts to mend the bond between father and a hard partying son. Richard Chamberlain (Shogun), Lee Meriwether (Batman) and Ray Walston (Fast Times) need a little touching. “The Invitation” gets received by Guillermo Diaz (Weeds). “Restoration” wants Robert Loggia (The Sopranos) to live a little longer for a student. “The Empty Chair” gets filled by George Dzundza (Massage Parlor Murders). This is officially a double Duzundza column. “Reasonable Doubt” features recently departed Bonnie Frankin (One Day At A Time). “A Death in the Family” gives us a Scott Baio sighting. “I Am an Angel” brings back Lee Horsley (Matt Houston). “The Sign of the Dove” is another odd performance from the late great Charles Rocket (Max Headroom). “The Face of God” gives us the Dean of Thespians Harold Gould (Rhoda) and Soon-Tek Oh (Missing In Action 2). “Netherlands” has Mandy Patinkin play Satan! How can he be Satan and also head of the CIA on Homeland? “Shallow Water” is a two-parter with Faye Dunaway, Delta Burke (Designing Women), Rue McClanahan (Golden Girls) John Schneider (Dukes of Hazzard) and Randy Travis (country singer with issues). There’s only two more seasons before Touched By An Angel gets smited by a network programmer.
A Monster in Paris is a CGI animated feature from Luc Besson (Leon) and the director of Shark’s Tale. It’s a trip back to the Paris of 1910. It’s a reworking of Phantom of the Opera. Except instead of a deformed musician, the Monster is a giant tick with musical talent. Can he be a musical star while the city’s chief of police hunts him down as a monster? It’s a rather cute film that’s suitable for almost all ages. It’s fun to see the sights of Paris from a century ago in CGI recreation. What you really need to know is that the preschooler keeps dancing around the house singing this big musical number. A Monster in Paris isn’t nearly as scary as The Cars That Ate Paris. Voices for the American dub include Bob Balaban (Ghost World), Adam Goldberg and Catherine O’Hara. Sean Lennon provides the singing voice.
Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.
Whotininnies 22: Silver & Gold
Ken and Glen are upgraded and praise the magnetism of iron. SPOILER WARNINGS all around. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.
The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…
(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)
Over forty years on, and The Great Escape (MGM, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) is still an absolute cracker of a film, and now it finally sparkles and shines in high definition via an ace (and long-awaited) Blu-Ray release, featuring an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.
Though we caught a glimpse of them at the beginning of The Motion Picture, it wasn’t until Star Trek III: The Search For Spock that the Klingons were place front and center as the cinematic baddie, with the main heavy, Kruge, being played by the legendary Christopher Lloyd. Also making its debut was the design for their ship, the Klingon Bird Of Prey ($69.99), which is now available in plastic form from the fine folks at Thinkgeek and Diamond Select Toys, fully kitted out with LEDs and sounds from the film. If that weren’t enough, you can get it in two different forms – regular look, and a transparent plastic “cloaking” version.
I haven’t quite figured out their release methodology, but I’m delighted all the same that Fantagraphics has added another volume to their growing Carl Barks library with the release of Donald Duck: The Old Castle’s Secret (Fantagraphics, $28.99), the centerpiece of which is the titular tale of Donald & his nephews being sent to investigate Uncle Scrooge’s haunted ancestral home. More of these, please.
It’s been so long since they came out that I’d forgotten just how much I liked the amiable East Meets West comedies starring Owen Wilson & Jackie Chan – Shanghai Noon/Shanghai Knights (Touchstone, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$26.50 SRP), both of which make their high definition debut in a single double feature release featuring all of the bonus features found on the original DVD release, including commentaries and deleted scenes.
The battle to overthrow the Observers begins in the 5th and final season of Fringe (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), as Walter Bishop and the Fringe team race to decipher the clues necessary to reclaim the Earth. Bonus materials include audio commentary, featurettes, the 2012 Comic-Con panel, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.
You have to dig through a lot of reality show crud in order to see them still operating under their name, but when something like the wonderful WWII From Space (History Channel, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) comes along – in which the conflict is presented from a satellite-eye view, allowing for greater context – it makes me lament the History Channel’s recent focus on all of the substandard programming that hides documentaries like this.
Well, the best I can say about Jack Reacher (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is that it’s another in the long line of recent Tom Cruise actioners, filled with high-octane actiony action in which Cruise plays an ex-military investigator tasked with solving a crime… with ACTION. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and a clutch of featurettes.
You’ve got Brainiac, the miniature Kryptonian city of Kandor, and Supergirl in the latest DC Universe Animated movie Superman: Unbound (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP), which also sports a couple of featurettes, bonus cartoons, a preview of Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, and is guaranteed to be better than Zack Snyder’s Man Of Steel.
What’s great about the Guillermo del Toro-produced Mama (Universal, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is that it’s a horror film that depends on genuine shocks rather than gristle and gore, weaving its disquieting tale into a masterful psychological ride. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, the original short it was based on, a featurette, and deleted scenes.
With Baz Luhrmann’s big screen adaptation hitting screens, now’s the perfect time to partake of the BBC’s documentary The Great Gatsby: Midnight In Manhattan (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which looks at the troubled genius behind the novel, author F. Scott Fitzgerald.
In a bizarro move facilitated by the odd way in which the BBC once treated the creation of characters for Doctor Who, the character of K-9 is a free agent, which allowed for the creation of a kid’s show titled, appropriately enough, K-9 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$29.97 SRP), which brings the robotic dog to a late 21st-century London now ruled by aliens, where he aids a group of kids in their rebellion against the government. Bonus materials include a making-of documentary and an interview with the star himself.
CBS continues to roll out their classic TV westerns, wrapping up the adventures of Paladin with the final season of Have Gun Will Travel (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), and the eighth season of Gunsmoke (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). They’re also dropping the complete miniseries adaptation of James A. Michener’s epic Texas (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP).
And hey, for this week’s soundtrack releases, we’ve got E.C. Woodley’s score to Antiviral (Lakeshore Records, $9.99 SRP), and pianist Joohyun Park performing The Film Music Of Michael Nyman (BSX Records, $19.19 SRP).
You can never have too much Doctor Who tat in your life, and with that in mind, you can chase the Doctor with the blind-boxed Doctor Who Titans Vinyl Figures ($13.99 SRP each). With 16 different characters including The Doctor, Cybermen, Daleks, Silurians, the TARDIS and chase figures, that’s a whole lot of box opening.
So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…
Join Ken Plume and Glen Oliver as they take you on a journey beyond geekiness and nerdiness – Well, they pretty much just nerd out geekily and have a bit of a chat about Doctor Who and all things sci-fi.
Whotininnies 21: Doc Sweetville’s Sweetasss Song
Ken and Glen see red. The horror. The horror. SPOILER WARNINGS all around. As always, our theme is courtesy of Chameleon Circuit.
Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.
Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.
Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.
The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…
(Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)
And speaking of the season 3 finale, Paramount is also releasing Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Best Of Both Worlds (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which contains both the cliffhanger episode that wrapped season 3 and its resolution in the premiere of season 4, both of which are fully restored and remastered for high definition – Perfect for those who simply can’t wait for the eventual season 4 release and just want to watch both back-to-back. The set also features an audio commentary, documentary, and a gag reel taken from the filming of both episodes.
Best known as a correspondent for The Daily Show, comedian Al Madrigal gets his first full-length stand-up special with Al Madrigal: Why Is The Rabbit Crying? (Comedy Central Records, Not Rated, CD/DVD-$13.99 SRP). Bonus material include Al’s Comedy Central Presents special with audio commentary, Shorties Watchin’ Shorties shorts, and Al’s favorite field piece from The Daily Show.
The Warner Archive Collection continues to be a source of catalogue titles that would probably otherwise never see the light of day, but whose limited run availability delights a small but interested fanbase. Case in point is the complete first season of the 1960’s medical drama Dr. Kildare (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.99), starring Richard Chamberlain as the titular MD who learns the ropes at Blair General Hospital.
You could tell when watching The Sopranos that creator David Chase was a lover of music, and he gets to explore that affection with a love letter to those who share his passion in his directorial debut, Not Fade Away (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), about a young man who drops out of college in the 1960’s to pursue his musical dreams and is met with the harsh realities of the industry. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.
Baz Luhrmann’s kinetic technicolor celebration of dance comes to Blu-Ray with the high definition release of Strictly Ballroom (Lionsgate, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$11.99 SRP), looking and sound snazzy and porting over the special edition DVD bonus features, including an audio commentary, featurettes, a gallery, and a deleted scene.
Disgraced NYPD officer turned PI Mark Wahlberg takes on a case to follow the wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) of the mayor (Russell Crowe) who believes she’s cheating on him in the crime thriller Broken City (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Bonus materials include a documentary, deleted scenes, and an alternate ending.
Who could have predicted that the patron saints of stoner comedy would make their triumphant return in animated form, but that’s just what has come to pass with Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie (Fox, Rated, R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), in which the duo’s classic routines come to life. Bonus materials include audio commentaries and featurettes.
Seeing as how the fine folks at Big Chief Studios have already given us an ace 12″ figure of Matt Smith’s 11th Doctor, it will delight Doctor Who fans no end that they can now complement it with a delightful 12″ Amy Pond (Big Chief, £149.99), featuring a clutch of accessories including her cell phone, the carved apple from “The Eleventh Hour”, the paper TARDIS, her blue enveloped invitation from The Doctor, a doll, and the photo of her with her newborn baby. Now, if only there were a 12″ Rory…
So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…