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  • Keneteph’s Corner: My Favorite Things “Cali” – Darranteed Productions

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    Although I’ve a native to Arizona for the last 17 years, I still consider the Golden State of California my home. There’s a lot of interesting events, and people both known and unknown. I will feature some of them in this new mini segment called “My Favorite Things Cali.”

    keneteph2007-05-31-01.jpgThis first article is a feature on Darren “DJ Zulu” Battle, a promoter and DJ in northern California who throws parties catered to the “plus size crowd.” Why is he my first feature for this series, you ask? With no shame in my game I must admit I am a chubby chaser and admirer of the full figured women out there. There’s nothing wrong with being on the larger side. Hey, I am totally heterosexual and even think View Askew’s own Kevin Smith and Malcolm Ingram are handsome dudes. There is so much stereotype in the entertainment industry on how a woman should look, and I commend DJ Zulu for breaking such boundaries. Plus he throw’s some pretty great parties, with the best mix of DJs. Last year I had the pleasure of attending and performing at a party he threw in Vegas, and had a blast!

    So without further Adieu, check out the interview I did on DJ Zulu.

    THAAHUM: How did you get your start DJ-ing?

    DJ ZULU: I started at age 14 at Kadena US Air Force Base, Okinawa, Japan. I was naturally into music, and when I started seeing mobile DJs around the island, I wanted to be down. I got my first break at my end of (Jr. High/Middle) school dance. By High School we had relocated to a US Air Force Base in the Tokyo area, and 27 years later, here I am.

    THAAHUM: How did “Darrenteed Productions” come about?

    DJ ZULU: I was hyping up a Youth Center event that I was promoting and DJing (promoting came naturally about 2 years after I was in this) and I was digging on this girl and trying to get her to come through. I told her that I’d personally guarantee that she’d have a good time. With me trying to get at her and my government name being Darren, I flipped it on her and I said “No, I DARRENTEE you’ll have a good time” I got her number and the name just stuck.

    THAAHUM: What made you want to start promoting plus size events? At what point did you realize that there needed to be more events that supported “fat acceptance” and the plus size community?

    DJ ZULU: I’m fat girl lover. I’ve always been into chubby girls since high school. When I discovered that there was a plus size community through a friend around 1991, 1992, I started getting actively involved in it. I had stopped DJing for a period of time due to life – being married at the time and not feeling music during that time as much. So I would attend these social events, and they were cool – especially for us FAs (who happened to also be fat), but there weren’t many nightclub promotions at that time except for New York City. By the time I moved to the Bay Area in 1999, I had started DJing again, and it became a main goal of mine to do one here. There had been many social events in the Bay Area, which really was a pacesetter in the size acceptance community that never got its due. Even NAAFA started in this area. There wasn’t any nightclub promotions out west and I aimed to be the first. Many fat people wanted club style settings, and with my background I felt I could provide that for them. All I needed to do was give them the energy that the mainstream nightclubs provided and leave the rest of it up to them.

    THAAHUM: What is your goal as a DJ and promoter?

    DJ ZULU: As a DJ, I don’t have many goals left. I’m a slam DJ – I’m not the nicest on the mix, though I hold my own. I am a record breaker, though – as the industry knows, by sending me music fresh out the box. I still love to rock crowds, but I feel things differently than others. I’m not a big fan of a lot of the newer stuff out there and I tend to want to rock more house when I am mixing, or old school. As a promoter, I want to continue to introduce up and coming DJs and help get them where they want to go through my promotions and beyond. There are some great DJs within the plus size community right now, but they don’t’ step outside of it and my goals are to help them see the big picture, the long term effects. DJs come and go, same with promoters, but I am an example of longevity in the game – especially in the here today, gone tomorrow plus size community.

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    THAAHUM: What current projects/parties do you have planned?

    DJ ZULU: I still do mainstream joints and look for New York Garage and Chicago House promotions to rock at. As far as plus size parties, we still have the Bay Area on lock and we keep trying to touch the sky and get better at it with our themes and fun. We want to get a piece of the pie in New York City with the help of my good friend Lynx, and I have a huge goal of getting Atlanta on and poppin again since I claim it as my city even though I no longer live there. We are also in the beginning stages of a Big Boogie Nights Kansas City with my girl Deb and, of course, there’s the Late Night Pajama Jammie Jam and Fetish Ball taking place on the strip in Vegas on August 10th.

    THAAHUM: What has been the general response since you started “Darrenteed Productions?”

    DJ ZULU: Darrenteed Productions has been a blessing for me. The promotions have been great since I started and I’ve met some great people during my career. Some started as just a hobby – like DJ Alvin D and DJ Roonie G, who are now icons in the industry. We were just b-boys in Tokyo trying to do our thing… Look at us now – I’ve got gray hair now and, even though those two would deny it, they do too. But we still do our thing and it’s like a family tree now.

    THAAHUM: What do you like best about being in the entertainment business?

    DJ ZULU: The travel, the perks of being one of the test audience for record companies, meeting people from various cultures and backgrounds, and it’s a good career if you handle it right.

    THAAHUM: What is the most frustrating thing about being in the entertainment business?

    DJ ZULU: The drama, haters, those who don’t pay their dues and just starting up thinking it’s easy, the backstabbing… oh, and did I say the haters?

    THAAHUM: I notice there seems to be different factions and promoters that have “beef” with each other even in the plus size community. What do you think it would take to have more people unite, since everyone has the same goal of plus size acceptance?

    DJ ZULU: Wow, I wish I could answer that question, but I’m not really sure what people could do to unite. You’ve got people from different backgrounds, regions and races – what brings us all together is that we are either fat, fat lovers or both fat and a fat lover like myself. Many egos get inflated – mine included – and sometimes we forgot what we are here for. Many bullshit and some even want to make people who make this a business seem less sincere – which is ridiculous, because 90 percent of those who say that are new to the community. There is nothing wrong at all with being a successful business person through the plus size community. There are people of certain ethnicity’s that do business that caters to them, and there are people of different sexual orientations that have business that caters to them, and do people hate on e-harmony or large connections or what ever for being a dating service? They are a business first, and my promotions are a business first, too. Many who are promoting plus size events don’t even know who paved the way or about the plus size organizations out there – they see someone doing a party, they say “hey, so and so can do it, then so can I” and they try to beat down so and so in the process. They draw lines much like gangs or political affiliations and they speak through second and third parties so they don’t look bad. They never attempt to squash drama – yet they try to portray the image they are never involved. They change their position on things only to draw a crowd. I have the same image and outlook as I have since I started, and that won’t change – my personality is a either you love me or loathe style. I understand that about me, but I don’t take away from my event. My promotions aren’t about me, they are about the patrons! Some want to be treated like icons – some really believe that they are saints by doing fat promotions. We are just like everyone else who got lucky and believed in what we are doing. Some promoters seem to have problems with a man promoting these events because most focus on the plus size woman instead of the plus size person. Being fat isn’t gender specific, so I don’t just focus on women. Lastly, people take it too seriously – the results you put into your vision are the results that come out. Many are snowed for years but it always comes out in the end, I have faith in that.

    THAAHUM: Where can people find more information on you and your events?

    DJ ZULU: The best way to find out what’s up with me is by hitting my links at www.bigboogienights.com, www.darrenteed.com and www.myspace.com/djzulu.

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    Copyright 2007 Keneteph Entertainment

  • QSE News: 5/31/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgDirector Tim Burton is interested in making a film based on the lives of Marilyn Manson and his soon-to-be ex-wife Dita Von Teese. Burton commented on the possibility by saying “I’m fascinated by Dita and Marilyn. They’re like a living Brothers Grimm fairytale.” Burton also said he hopes to cast Rosie O’Donnell in the role of Manson.
    • Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon and back on the booze and coke. Fresh off a stint of wild parties, car crashes, arrests, puking in bushes and passing out in cars while paparazzi take her picture, Lohan will be entering the Promises rehab facility. Promises is the same rehab facility where Britney Spears recently stayed. Lohan said the reason behind her recent activities is not a result of a relationship ending but rather a reoccurring nightmare that Rosie O’Donnell is chasing after her with a fork and a butter knife.
    • A re-united Police kicked off a new tour before 20,000 screaming fans in Vancouver, British Columbia.  The enthusiastic crowd cheered almost non-stop as the band rocked their way through a huge catalog of hits.  When asked how it felt to be back on stage, Sting said that it was “truly amazing.  I am looking forward to all of the shows… except the one in L.A. ‘cuz, you know, it’s hard to sing when you have a big, fat Rosie O’Donnell in the front row there… looking at you all hungry-like.”
    • Former male model turned actor Marcus Schenkenberg has landed a role in the upcoming, fourth installment of the Terminator franchise.  At this time, it has not been announced what role Schenkenberg will be playing, but there is some speculation that he will be playing the role of a Terminator cyborg.  In related news, Rosie O’Donnell is really, really fat… oh, and she once ate a cyborg just to prove that she could. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Our newswriter is truly, madly, deeply infatuated with Rosie – this is also just a desperate cry for her attention)

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/31/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Go load up on some classic Jack Benny comedy… (Thingamabob)
    • Mike Nelson & Rifftrax take on The Matrix(Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 5/30/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgIt appears that combative, talent-less former talk show host Rosie O’Donnell isn’t done with The View just yet.  O’Donnell, who prematurely left the show last week after an on-air spat with her co-host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, fired one last parting salvo.  In a statement released to the press, O’Donnell emphatically claims that she “will NEVER speak to Hasselbeck again,” but went on to note that she would still “totally eat her.” ** DISCLAIMER**  We here at QSE news would like to point out that the previous joke was in no way a lesbian joke.  We were simply pointing out the fact that Ms. O’Donnell is a big fat woman who likes to eat people. (Editor’s Note: Our news writer has a massive crush on Rosie)
    • According to his daughter, Steven Tyler may be thinking about ditching Aerosmith. Liv Tyler has reportedly been telling people that her dad will leave the band “because he can’t take how the rest of the band is treating him.” Steven Tyler himself has said in recent weeks that no one, not even his band, realize how much he does and that it takes a great amount of talent to screech like a woman being stabbed with a badger and to tie neckerchiefs perfectly around a microphone stand.
    • The company that produces Svedka Vodka has pulled out of sponsoring Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming 21st birthday party in Las Vegas.  The announcement comes less than 2 days after Lohan was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence and crashing her car.  Surprisingly, though, one high-ranking executive with Svedka maintains that the company has withdrawn its sponsorship from Lohan’s party not because of the arrest, but rather, because of the hundreds of calls and instant messages from a drunken Lohan demanding that the company buy her a new liver.

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

    (Compiled by J. Allen)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/30/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Here’s a one-stop destination for finding celebrities who also moonlight as artists (paintings, photographs, etc.)… (Thingamabob)
    • And don’t forget, gorilla-suiters – the countdown has begun… (Thingamabob)

    Have a THINGAMABOB? Send it in!

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  • QSE News: 5/29/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgThis past weekend marked the 30th anniversary of the release of the original Star Wars film. To celebrate the occasion, a convention was held in Los Angeles. Condom sales in the Los Angeles area saw a sharp decline, while fanny-pack sales reached an all time high.
    • The new Pirates of the Caribbean film, At World’s End, was number one at the box office. The film brought in $142 million and set a record for best Memorial Day weekend debut. Fans were eager to see Keira Knightley reprise her role as a skeleton masquerading as a princess… or something like that.
    • Actress Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to medication she’s been taking for bronchitis. Hollywood insiders were sympathetic to Barton’s illness but also mentioned that the American public has been “allergic” to her for five years now.
    • 20th Century Fox will be promoting the upcoming Fantastic Four sequel, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, by putting an image of the Silver Surfer on the back of quarters. The 40,000 quarters were printed by the Franklin Mint and are being circulated with normal quarters.  When the 40,000 are finally seen by the American public, insiders believe that the number will be roughly four times the amount that will see the actual movie.

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/29/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Start the work week proper with a classic Jay Ward-produced Cap’n Crunch commercial… (Thingamabob)
    • This is an incredibly dedicated person, who has truly given their life to science… (Thingamabob)
    • A helpful guide to those insane enough to venture back to Comic-Con… But I still won’t go back to the belly of the beast… (Thingamabob)

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  • SModcast 13

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    SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

    The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 13: SFodcast (or SWodcast) –

    In which a hero falls… and gets temporarily replaced by a guest host, one man’s trash becomes another man’s trash at the local flea market, life behind a comic book store counter is brought to life with tales of a questionable customer base, and the war against the aggressors from the stars gains a production assistant.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/25/07: Use The Ratatouille

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    The complementary “Art Of” volumes that have gone hand-in-hand with the release of every Pixar film since Monsters, Inc. are as beautiful and fascinating as the fully realized films whose visual development process they chronicle. Maintaining that high standard is the companion to director Brad Bird’s latest, The Art of Ratatouille (Chronicle Books, $40.00 SRP). Packed with sketches, design progressions, storyboards, character models, and more, it’s another top-notch volume to add to the shelf.

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    It’s bittersweet that just a few weeks after the untimely death of writer/director Bob Clark (killed, along with his son, by a drunk driver), Fox has released Porky’s : The Ultimate Collection (Fox, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP), containing all 3 Porky’s films. The 2nd and 3rd installments are largely forgettable, but the first film is still a modern coming-of-age classic that has been continuously “homaged” by films ever since. The original Porky’s contains a commentary with Clark, and retrospective featurettes (the less said about the video game pitch, the better). Give Porky’s and Bob Clark’s other classic, A Christmas Story, a spin.

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    It got a bare-bones release last year, but Clint Eastwood’s first Iwo Jima film, Flags Of Our Fathers (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP), is being re-released as a feature-laden 2-disc affair. Those bonus materials include an introduction from Clint, featurettes (on casting, visual effects, the history, and the script) and the original theatrical trailer.

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    Let that be a prelude, however, to Eastwood’s far superior Letters From Iwo Jima (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP), which tells the exact same story as Flags, but from the Japanese perspective. Where Flags is very much a by-the-numbers, at times staid and tedious film, Letters is nuanced, powerful, and elegant – Eastwood just seems to be more energized by the material and the characters themselves. There are no caricatures to be found in the Japanese servicemen left on a suicide mission to defend the tiny island of Iwo Jima from the Allied troops, and that is the film’s greatest strength. The 2-disc special edition sports a behind-the-scenes documentary, a featurette of the cast discussing the real soldiers, premiere & press conference footage, and an image gallery.

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    The Good German (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$27.98 SRP) is a noble cinematic experiment, of the kind that producer/star George Clooney and director Steven Soderbergh seem to like to engage in periodically. Essentially a throwback to the Warner era of Casablanca, it’s a black & white nouveau-classic about an American journalist (Clooney) in postwar Berlin who encounters a former lover (Cate Blanchett) and her new military beau (Tobey Maguire), and a mysterious murder that only he seems interested in solving. It’s a largely successful throwback to Hollywood’s golden age.

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    Nostalgia is often a double-edged sword – equal parts joyful and depressing. Such I the case of my reaction to reading a pair of fine trade paperback releases from Marvel – Alpha Flight Classic: Volume 1 (Marvel, $24.99 SRP) and Fantastic Four Visionaries – Walt Simonson: Volume 1 ($19.99 SRP). Both collect the first batch of issues that launch memorably enjoyable runs on both titles… That’s the good part. The bad part is that both books remind me just how cruddy comics – and the characters I used to love – have become in the years since their original publication, corrupted by poor writing, wrongheaded editors, and visionless companies. It’s a damn shame.

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    John Wayne would have been 100-years-old this year, and to celebrate, film fans are getting some very nice special editions of his classic flicks. That includes a brand new fully remastered special edition of True Grit (Paramount, Rated G, DVD-$19.99 SRP), with an audio commentary, a quartet of retrospective featurettes, and the original theatrical trailer. Not to be outdone, Warner has pulled out a pair of big guns with special editions of Rio Bravo (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$20.98 SRP) and The Cowboys (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc edition of Bravo features an audio commentary (with John Carpenter & Richard Schickel), 2 brand-new featurettes, a spotlight on director Howard Hawks, and a trailer gallery. Cowboys features a commentary from director Mark Rydell, a reunion featurette, a vintage behind-the-scenes featurette, and the theatrical trailer.

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    The occasion of the Duke’s 100th birthday has given studios the excuse to cull some new-to-DVD flicks from the vaults, and Warner has done that with the 6-disc John Wayne Film Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). The films in question are Allegheny Uprising, Reunion In France, Without Reservations, Tycoon, Big Jim McLain, and Trouble Along The Way. Each disc features a classic contemporary short subject and cartoon.

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    When titans stumble. Up until the fifth season of Scrubs (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP), I thought the show to be one of those rare comedies that could balance both humor and poignancy, never betraying the reality of its characters and situation for the sake of a cheap gag. Then came the 5th season, when reality was shoved aside, the characters became caricatures, and the humor played like a second rate live action interpretation of Family Guy. It’s not that the humor became sophomoric – Scrubs always had a touch of that, because its main character was a geeky 20-something intern/doctor – it’s that I just lost any and all respect for the characters that had been so nicely fleshed out over the preceding 4 seasons, often betraying every bit of nuance and verisimilitude that made the comedy that much sweeter. It’s a shame when titans stumble – but worse was to come, if you’ve been watching season 6. This 3-disc set features all 24 mixed bag episodes, plus deleted scenes, featurettes, and audio commentaries (but not a single bit of the blog material the producers put together last year).

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    As sequels go, Fay Grim (Magnolia, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is exactly the uniquely odd follow-up you’d expect from filmmaker Hal Hartley. Continuing the lives of the characters from Henry Fool, the focus this time is on Parker Posey’s Fay Grim, who is asked by a CIA agent (Jeff Goldblum) to aid in locating Henry’s notebooks and turn them over in exchange for her brother Simon’s freedom (he was jailed after helping the escaped Henry – who broke out of prison – flee the country). Bonus features include a making-of featurette, a Fay Grim episode, deleted scenes, and Hartley’s trailer for the film.

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    I enjoyed his stand-up DVD from a few years back, and I enjoyed Joe Rogan’s new comedy CD, Shiny Happy Jihad (Comedy Central Records, $12.98 SRP). He’s just as outspoken and no-holds-barred as he’s always been, but here’s hoping this more widely distributed release gets him more fans than that untalented hack Dane Cook.

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    There’s over three decades worth of shakin’ going on in Jerry Lee Lewis: Greatest Live Performances of the 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), a DVD that more than lives up to its title with some choice vintage footage full of piano playin’ fire and brimstone.

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    It was inevitable that there would be yet another dip into Virgin territory with the new 2-disc unrated edition of The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). In addition to the unrated cut, the set features cast auditions, 17 minutes of deleted scenes, a cast roundtable discussion, unedited Steve Carell takes, rehearsal footage, plus a sneak peek at producer/director Judd Apatow’s upcoming Knocked Up (a free ticket for which is included in the set).

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    I never knew that HBO aired the full Broadway revival of Alan Jay Lerner & Frederick Leowe’s Camelot (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$29.99 SRP) in 1982, which starred a vibrant Richard Harris in the lead. Well, 25 years later, you can now get that special on DVD.

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    Based on the New York City police corruption investigations of the early 70’s, Sidney Lumet’s gritty Prince of the City (Warner Bros., Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP) is a grim, dirty look at dirty cops and the dirty city they inhabited during the Big Apple’s darkest days. A sprawling epic, it could easily have been a miniseries – with 130 locations and 126 speaking parts – but deserves its big screen canvass. The 2-disc special edition features a newly-produced retrospective featurette, and the original theatrical trailer.

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    It’s nice to see blue-eyed Peter O’Toole aging into the loveable geriatric leach of the silver screen in Venus (Miramax, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP), but I can see why this otherwise slight role garnered him only an Academy Award nomination, but no win. As an aging actor smitten with the grandniece of his closest friend, the material is not really strong enough to support the performance, which is a true shame. Still, I’m sure there are more parts to come. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    If there’s one thing that Epic Movie (Fox, Not Rated DVD-$29.99 SRP) proves – beyond a doubt – it’s that films should not be made that are essentially an extended MadTV sketch. Skewering Hollywood blockbusters like Scary Movie took on the horror franchises of the 90’s, the jokes are one-note, and based largely on visual approximations of the parody targets. It’s hard to make fun of already-ludicrous popcorn flicks… And this attempt falls flat. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, outtakes, and more.

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    The 6-disc Highlander: The Ultimate Collection set (Starz Home Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) features 15 of what it terms the “Best of the Best” episodes from the surprisingly long-running TV adventures of the immortal Duncan MacLeod. In addition to those episodes – spanning all 6 seasons – the set also contains a featurette on the Parisian locations of “The City of Lights,” a spotlight on the show’s swordfights, a celebration of the show’s fans, a preview of the upcoming videogame, and a trip to the Spanish facility that makes the show’s weapons.

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    The OC proved to be one of those radiant zeitgeist shows that burned incredibly hot for its first two seasons, then plunged to Earth, eventually limping along to a bitter finale. There was an element of course correction during what turned out to be its final season, but you can see for yourself that the show’s fourth season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) had a lot of ground to make up to get things back on track, and they ultimately were not given the chance to see if it all worked. The 5-disc set features all 16 episodes, plus an audio commentary on the finale, unaried scenes, a Chrismukkah featurette, and a Summer Roberts featurette.

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    For over 50 years, the CIA has attempted to eliminate Cuban dictator Fidel Castro – who, as you may know, is very much alive and still with us. If you’d like to view an excellent documentary detailing all of the near-misses, ludicrous plots, bad luck, and failure after failure, check out 638 Ways To Kill Castro (Starz Home Entertainment, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). Bonus features include additional interviews.

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    Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto (Touchstone, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is just as powerful, bombastic, and overblown as its troubled auteur, and becomes largely exhausting on the small screen. It doesn’t help that the entire affair is overshadowed by the feeling that Gibson – high on horse – is just trying too hard. If Braveheart was a pretentious statement, then this is full blown egomaniacal filmmaking at both its best and worst – it’s sometimes beautiful to behold, and there’s some admirable cinema, but it’s all just too overwhelming. Bonus features include audio commentary, a deleted scene (with optional commentary), and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    It’s amazing – and somewhat disturbing – that BCI’s releases from the Filmation library has now gotten to the point where it seems everything one of Hollywood’s most mediocre animation studios ever produced. The two latest blasts from the past is the complete series of Hero High (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), about a high school for superheroes, and an animated Rick Springfield in the complete series of Mission: Magic! (BCI, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), which is some kind of weird mash-up of Harry Potter and School of Rock. Both sets feature copious amounts of bonus materials, including commentaries, featurettes, interviews, galleries, and more.

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    Even if I were just judging it on its appealing design sensibility, and not its equally fun storytelling, Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender would be worth checking out. Give it a spin and see if you agree, with the third volume of the show’s second season, Book 2: Earth (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). Bonus materials include audio commentary from the creators and cast on the 5 episodes featured in this volume.

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    Learn the awesome power of duct tape via Canada’s biggest advocate for this modern marvel, Red Green. The 3-disc Red Green Show: 1998 Season set (Acorn, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) features all 14 episodes of the canuck comedy, but we get short shrift on extras.

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    The 80’s really were a glorious era of bombastic TV. I mean, a series focusing on an attack helicopter and its renegade pilot righting wrongs and saving the day? Priceless. Airwolf: Season Three (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features an additional 22 episodes of rotored brilliance.

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    It’s the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, so I thought we’d part with a look at a pair of collectibles that you will probably be hard-pressed to resist shelling out the necessary cash for in order to add them to your collection. First up is Gentle Giant’s animated-style Luke Skywalker maquette ($80.00). The piece stands approx. 8″ tall and is limited to an edition size of 4,500.

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    And, just because it seems right, lets finish things off with a bounty hunter. Which bounty hunter? Well, it’s certainly not Dog. No, it’s the one and only Boba Fett, brought to startling scale life from Sideshow Collectibles. The 1/4-scale Premium Format Boba Fett ($324.99) stands approx. 19″ tall, and is limited to an edition size of 2,000. From the scale clothing and armor reproduction to the iconic pose, it’s a stunning piece that’s right at home next to the rest of Sideshow’s must-have Star Wars Premium Format line.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Party Favors: Pharm Rockin’

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    BRANSON – Who knew that the hottest ticket this summer would be the Astelins tour. Luckily they are fans of the Party Favors so they’ve taken me along as their atmosphere coordinator.

    I’m so messed up backstage with these party boys of Pharm-rock.

    Yes, you heard it from me (and not Pitchfork or Rolling Stone), there’s a new genre in town. Pharm-Rock is the hottest thing going this summer. It’s bigger than Emo. Forget about Bright Eyes, the hot women this year have Red Eyes and they want the type of relief that the Astelins bring every night across America. They’ve already sold out Red Rocks, the Staples Center and three nights in Madison Square Garden. Not to mention SRO at the Holiday Inn.

    The ladies go frickin’ insane when S breaks out his Side Effects solo. He’d might compete with Tom Jones for panties piles except it seems that way too many of the ladies nowadays go commando. They “Sun” the S by letting him know that the biggest side effect he’ll be dealing with is a vertical smile that Blackfoot would appreciate. Forget Van Halen’s M&Ms, backstage features bowls of the magic pills for the honeys to ingest. It’s like a party at Chevy Chase’s intervention. Although the drowsy side effect makes the backstage honeys easy targets. Even Morrisey could get laid here. I’ve been told the Secret Service has direct orders from the White House to keep the Bush twins away from the Astelins. They’ll clear out your head and your inhibitions.

    I’ve hotel partied with Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Slayer. But the Astelins bring back the debauchery that Jimmy Page would appreciate. I never knew you could get a petting zoo from room service at the Trump Plaza.

    The Embarq Trio is the opening act. Those are such a pack of hipsters that their bong has the Grove Press Black Cat logo. I’m filled with pills and wireless action. When will the party stop?

    CHARGE IT

    They keep pushing the iPhone, Hello Moto and all the wonderful things that they want to shove onto cellphones. They want to send instant movies, music and websites to my tiny phone. But here’s my simple question – have they come up with a battery that lasts longer than two hours? I have a new Motorola phone and that battery needs recharging after a day of barely being used. What hope will there be if I’m doing a Dick Tracy teleconference? Do they sell backpacks with car batteries inside to go along with these new models?

    Every time I visit the Genius Bar at the Apple Store, there’s at least two people ahead me that have iPods with dead batteries. Imagine the joy of frying your iPhone battery? Maybe the cellphones of the future should also be able to use their antennas to pick up power from the air? Give us the Tesla future!

    TAT ME

    Why don’t the give the actual time it takes to get a tattoo on Miami Ink? They make it seem like it takes longer to get a haircut than cover your back with a portrait of your pitbull. When I show up wanting to get a portrait of Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra kicking the crap out of Jack Warner across my back; it’d be nice to know if it’ll be a three day event of pain. Is that too much to ask, Ami?

    MOVE BEYOND

    This is a simple plea to Michael Bouble – move beyond the Frank Sinatra records. It’s nice to pay tribute to the Vegas legends. But if I want to hear Sinatra, I’ll listen to my Sinatra. May I recommend you crack open Bob Mould’s songbook? He’s written at least a dozen songs that could be interpreted with your lounge charts. “See A Little Light” could make the girls swoon. Don’t merely mimic. Innovate and point out that some people do write them like they used to – you just have to find them. How about doing Nick Drake’s “Poor Boy.” That’s got a jazz vibe and you get to have a mocking moment from your background singers. Clay Aiken didn’t listen to my advice and look what has happened to him.

    WHY FAKE IT?

    Why does VH1 have Rock Honors? What exactly is the point in them giving time to ZZ Top, Ozzy and Genesis since they don’t play them on that channel anymore? Shouldn’t VH1 be honoring Flavor Flav, Dustin Diamond and Jerry Springer? That’s all I ever see on that channel. Does Spike TV play tribute to their old Country Music programming? Give up the charade, VH1. We know you celebrate the day the music died. Quit ruining VH1Classic by turning it into your junk drawer. I don’t need to see that 12 hour Jackson Family mini-series. Stick to doing freakish old videos, great BBC concerts and the Classic rock.

    BOOZE OF THE YEAR!

    Party Favors’ Wine of the Year Award goes to a very subtle Barossa Grenache called Bitch from Australia. Whenever we go to the Underground, my wife can’t help, but ask the waitress for a “glass of Bitch!” In California, you can probably get sued. If you’re getting sick of the word police led by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Russell Simmons, do yourself a favor and ask out loud for a bottle of Bitch! And don’t call it the B-word. If you can’t order it right, you don’t deserve to drink it all night.

    Speaking with Dan and Linda, my connections in Melbourne, I’ve discovered the Australian wine market is in overdrive. It is cheaper to buy a bottle of wine than a can of Fosters in the supermarket. The Kangavines are bursting with goodness.

    I only hope that Bitch doesn’t cut into the market for my private label: Beatdown Vineyards. We’re going after the Nighttrain and MadDog crowd. This is not to be confused with our GetUF’dUp Malt Liquor.

    Remember that drinking Bitch doesn’t make you one especially if you cut it with a little Blow Monkeys action.

    OVEN SECRETS EXPOSED

    Kitchen Confidential lasted only a few weeks on Fox as a sitcom back in 2005. But those folks at the house of Rupes decided that they need to serve up the entrees in the freezer. So now all 13 episodes of the show are on a 2 DVD collection. This is kinda like what they recently did with Pam Anderson’s Nobel prize nominated Stacked!

    The show is not even close to Anthony Bourdain’s book. It’s a shame it doesn’t have strange flashbacks to Bourdain’s years working at the deep fried seafood joints of Provincetown. Where’s the pirate kitchen crew with girl nicknames? How come the Chef Bourdain doesn’t talk about the Simpsons? Why does the pastry chef look like Richard Kind’s younger brother? At least the seafood guy is from Harold and Kumar Go to The White Castle. Now that’s a movie that can give you the munchies. Is there still frozen White Castle mini-burgers in the freezer.

    If you can accept that this show has nothing to do with the book – it’s a fun sitcom. Bradley Cooper’s Jack Bourdain doesn’t act like the Anthony Bourdain that roams the globe on the Travel Channel’s No Reservations. Cooper looks like Ralph Fiennes’ funny brother. He looks like he could run a kitchen and seduce stewardesses. Pack on a couple more pounds and he’ll be cast in the Gordon Ramsay action movie: Sauteed Ass Whooping in Imax 3-D. I was rejected from the new season of Hell’s Kitchen. Ramsay was jealous of my ability to put everything on Ritz crackers. If it’s good enough for Andy Griffith, it’s good enough for me.

    TASTE OF LOVE

    Does anyone know if Ewan McGregor is the spokesman for a Haggis flavored toothpaste? Is anything outside of haggis, promoted as having the taste of haggis without being haggis? Do they have Haggis flavored energy drinks in the Seven-Elevens of Scotland?

    QUOTE THIS

    Can Tiger Woods quote all the lines from Caddyshack II? Does Dan Aykroyd remember any of his lines as Capt. Tom Everett? Chevy Chase must have lost all of his memories from this film about two rehabs ago. Is Jackie Mason more proud of this film or his Chicken Soup series? Jackie’s listed as having starred in A Stroke of Genius with Fred Berry. Jackie versus Rerun. Why isn’t that film getting rerun at 3 a.m.?

    NBCee YOU LATER

    Expect the Peacock network to be competing for viewers with Ion. It’s like they love to embrace a losing attitude. They won’t be happy until they create a network dedicated to Law and No Deal. Convicts have to pick their jail term from the silver briefcases. Ready to make your pick, Paris?

    Chuck is about a computer geek who has spy secrets embedded in his brain. Dude, that a Keanu Reeves movie that runs every weekend on cable. Remember Johnny Mnemonic? Maybe next season they’ll make a series out of Feeling Minnesota?

    My favorite show description is Life. A detective is given a second chance after spending years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit. Wasn’t that the basis of Rockford Files?

    How the hell is NBC bringing back the Bionic Woman without having a Six Million Dollar Man series on the air? This would be like remaking The Ropers without having them spun off a second take of Three’s Company. Jaime Sommers is nothing without Steve Austin. Also what’s the point of remaking The Bionic Woman without having DVDs of the original series on the shelf? Or at least they need to run them on Sci-Fi channel when they aren’t doing one of their crappy CGI films. Did any of the guys at NBC recognize the simple fact that the original Bionic Woman aired for 2 1/2 seasons? That’s not exactly a Derby favorite bloodline. Remember what happened when ABC brought back Kolchak: The Nightstalker? Why remake a show that didn’t make it to 100 episodes? How about bringing back Emeril? How about 21st Century Golden Girls with Valerie Harper, Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman and Ed Asner in drag?

    Speaking of the Kentucky Derby, I’m sorry about my hot tip. But at least it allowed the headline to read “Scat Daddy Poops Out.” Which was also the critic’s quote used on the box for Germany’s #1 DVD for the past two years.

    SUNDUNCED

    Robert Redford has once again dismissed my pairing for Sundance’s Iconclasts. Who wouldn’t want to spend an hour with America Ferrera and Abel Ferrara? Ugly Betty hanging with The Bad Lieutenant in a Brooklyn dive bar might win the Reality Emmy. The fun would be in seeing if America is willing to match Abel’s intact of various substance.

    Maybe he’ll finally approve of my fallback: Steve Buscemi and John Waters going to Mount Airy, North Carolina for Mayberry Days to meet the greatest Barney Fife impersonator. Imagine John and Steve swapping tales as they handcrank the ice cream.

    SNIFF IT

    Bruce Campbell’s “Hungry Like a Wolf” singer ad for Old Spice body spray almost makes me want to drench myself. But I don’t have enough shag carpet in the living room and my Casio’s AC adapter is lost. What am I going to do with all the woman if I can’t tinkle the ivories for them?

    DAMN YOU, TIMBERLAKE

    I wasn’t completely repulsed by seeing Justin Timberlake in Alpha Dog. Damn it. I want to throw crap at the screen when he appears. But he does an amazing job. He might charm his way to a Golden Globe.

    Lukas Haas when greased up looks ready to play Lemmy in The Motorhead Movie in 3-D.

    Amanda Seyfried is such a cutie in the film. Be nice to see her in the new season of Big Love (starts June 11 on HBO). Will this be the year that Roman Grant makes her his latest bride as a peace offering? Who else is waiting for Harry Dean Stanton to drop trousers on the channel?

    Do wonder if they’ll be having an Alpha Dog and Bully double feature at the teenage halfway house? There really should be a Teens gone extra bad movie series section at Blockbuster call it “The Children of River’s Edge.”

    FLIP EXCUSE

    Has any busted perv on Dateline’s Predator Kitchen ever claimed that he’s dyslexic and thought the female typing was 41 and not 14? The key to this defense is to meet her at 11:11 so you can have an excuse why you didn’t mess up the meeting time.

    ENOUGH RUN

    Why does MTV keep showing marathons of Run’s House? Remember when MTV was a scourge of society? Now this? It’s about as fun as watching Springer Hustle. Why the hell is that show on? Enough with the “our jobs are sooooo tough” BS programming. I don’t care. Springer lost it for me when they cut back on hot bisexual strippers that were always cheating on their men. Enough with the touring company of Deliverance: The Musical….in 3-D!

    Here’s a special thanks to the guys at E!’s The Soup for biting the bullet and finding the vapid highlights from Sons of Hollywood. Has there ever been a greater reason to demand stars be neutered before they breed these wastes of organic matter? These kids have everything they desire, but they all need a harsh beating. You watch a minute of this show and think Bing Crosby had a reason to smack his kids with a golf club.

    STROKE NO MORE

    Here are 10 women I no longer think about while pleasuring myself. I’m sorry if you made the list, but it’s just the truth. The lust between us is over. Don’t cry, ladies. I hope you remember the good times or at least remember me thinking about what would have been the good times. If you need any tissues, they’re on the nightstand. Don’t touch the ones on the floor.

    • 10. Christina Ricci – even half naked and chained to a radiator wasn’t a turn on.
    • 9. Jennifer Connelly – imagined her as a groovy semi-hippie gal. The type that would love browsing through used bookstores before going next door to the adult bookstore. But then she showed up on Leno and came off as Courtney Cox’s sister.
    • 8. Jessica Simpson – kept thinking Joe Simpson was hiding in the closet with his personal video crew.
    • 7. Gayle King – Oprah kept banging on the door. It ruined my rhythm.
    • 6. Angelina Jolie – During her wild days, I’d let her do soooo much to me. Leather, latex, flames, PVC pipe and needles weren’t out of the question. But the fantasies devolved into Brad’s waiting in the mini-van with the kids. She’s on the cellphone saving the world. Angelina looks over at me on the bed and asks, “Can’t you take care of yourself?”
    • 5. Drew Barrymore – I won’t touch anything that Tom Green has eaten.
    • 4. Winona Ryder – if she had pleaded guilty, I would have had a fantasy of her earning Trustee status at Corey Correctional.
    • 3. Bea Arthur – Why fantasize when the dream is only a phone call away?
    • 2. Any Woman I Went to College with That I’ve Encountered in the Past Two Years – Those that moved far away from me, you’re still on my good list.
    • 1. Uma Thurman – My Super Ex-Girlfriend summed us up.
  • QSE News: 5/25/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgProducer Joel Silver is working to bring He-Man back to the big screen. The Mattel action figure was previously and disastrously turned into a feature film in the 80s starring Dolph Lundgren. Silver said that after the success of the film 300, the time is right “for mostly naked men prancing around and wrestling with each other.”
    • Davis Guggenheim, the director of the Oscar winning film An Inconvenient Truth, has revealed plans to make a sequel to the hit documentary. According to sources the sequel will feature Al Gore getting his hands dirty by combating global warming with a shoulder mounted rocket launcher and a plucky sidekick named Short Round.
    • One of the Olsen Twins is striking out on her own. Mary-Kate, better known as the creepy Olsen Twin, has been cast in Showtime’s Weeds. Olsen will play a religious girl with a wild side. Olsen has plenty of time for the new commitment as she has given up eating.

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • QSE News: 5/24/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgTalk show host, book pimp, and OG, Oprah Winfrey, is apparently upset by a book being penned by her father, Vernon Winfrey.  The subject of the book? Oprah Winfrey.  While not citing the specifics of her displeasure, sources close to Oprah say that she is most upset by the chapters “Born with a Weiner,” “Things I Put In Her Caboose,” “More Oprah Fat Jokes, Part 9” and “Did I Mention That She Was Born with a Wiener?”
    • The Grateful Dead is getting its own radio station on Sirius satellite radio. The station will pull from the band’s entire catalog as well as music from the surviving members’ other projects. To help increase listenership of the new station, Sirius plans on sending out bags of high-quality marijuana to each new subscriber because, according to a Sirius programming chief, “no one can listen to that shit without it.”
    • Michael Jackson is being paid £5 million to show up at a birthday party for HRH Prince Azim of Brunei. Despite the rather large sum of money paid to Jackson, the singer will not be performing during the party. Jackson decided to “not even really try to impress anyone” after he realized that the Prince was celebrating his 25th birthday.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/24/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Thanks to the fine folks at the wonderful animation website Cartoon Brew, today’s edition is going to focus on some of the animated short films of the UPA studio – starting with Gerald McBoing Boing... (Thingamabob)
    • Followed by The Unicorn In The Garden(Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 5/23/2007

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    • qsnews.jpgAccording to inside sources, three of the main characters in the upcoming film The Watchmen are about to be cast.  The Watchmen, based on the best selling graphic novel, tells the story about a world where superheros exist, but many have been forced to give up the mantle. Headlining the cast will be Jude Law as the smartest man on Earth, Ozymandias, and Keanu Reeves as the all powerful Doctor Manhattan.  With the pending singing of Reeves, the writers have been working furiously to dumb down Doctor Manhattan’s dialog and add in more instances of the exclamation “whoa.”
    • Over the weekend, perpetually-tipsy American Idol judge Paula Abdul allegedly broke her nose in a fall. However, despite the injuries, Abdul is not expected to miss any of her American Idol duties. In a statement released to the press, Abdul noted that she “I… umm… just tripped. Over my Chihuahua.  I’m so clumsy.  I really should just be more careful.  Oh, and I don’t think I’ll question Simon’s sexuality anymore.”
    • Angelina Jolie has announced that she will be taking a year off from acting to focus on her personal life with Brad Pitt and their children. In a statement to the press, Jolie stated, “acting is just such hard work. I mean, I have to get up, everyday, and work. Sometimes I even have to shoot two scenes in the same day. How am I supposed to care for my 45 children when I have to wait in my trailer all day until my stand-in finishes getting everything ready for me to say my lines?”

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/23/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • An important plea for original Pogo art… (Thingamabob)
    • I still don’t know what to think about Enchanted(Thingamabob)
    • Lyle Waggoner’s a total jerk, second only to Tommy Kirk… (Thingamabob)

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  • Interview: Berkeley Breathed

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    -by Ken Plume

    breathed-03.jpgIf you were to make a list of the most influential – and popular – comic strip cartoonists of the last 50 years, Berkeley Breathed would surely hold a place on that list alongside names like Schulz, Kelly, Ketchum, Watterson, Walker, and Larson, just to name a very small number also gracing that particular scroll.

    If any one strip defined the 80’s and its socio-political pop culture zeitgeist, I’d have to put my money on Breathed’s Bloom County, which introduced us to the most famous flightless waterfowl with serious mother issues, Opus the penguin. After folding Bloom County after an incredible run, Breathed returned to the comics section with the Sunday-only Outland – which, after another lengthy run, he also brought to a close.

    During this period, he began producing lushly illustrated children’s books – A Wish For Wings That Work, The Last Basselope, Edward Fudwupper Fibbed Big, Goodnight Opus, Flawed Dogs, and Red Ranger Came Calling.

    The new millennium brought Breathed back to comics with a new Sunday feature, Opus, bringing the loveably angsty little big-schnozzed penguin firmly into the present day without losing any of the sensibilities that made both Bloom County and Outland so memorable.

    He’s also just released a brand new children’s book, Mars Needs Moms!, that tells a tale of parental love – one boy’s lack of appreciation for it, and a red planet’s desperate desire for it.

    Still on the road promoting the book, Breathed kindly took the time to do a back-and-forth cyber-interview with me… So, without further ado, here’s our conversation with Berke Breathed…

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    KP: Where did the initial concept for Mars Needs Moms! come from?

    BREATHED: I pulled my four year old boy away from some train tracks as the train emerged around the bend. It occurred to me – in that way that things that are obvious suddenly do at the opportune moment – that I would have reflexively dove, pushed him off the tracks, and gotten whacked by the engine if the situation had called for it. This was a revelation. And I immediately mused at the fact that my kids will never really appreciate this sacrificial component to parenting… at moments that it might be helpful. Hence, the book.

    KP: It seems parenting is a very consistent throughline in much of your work, from Opus’s search for his mother to the story in Mars Needs Moms!. What does being a parent represent to you?

    breathed-04.jpgBREATHED: Deferring self-interest. And hearing the word “poop” more than before.

    KP: What is the process like when you’re actually writing a book like Mars or Red Ranger? Do you see it as a visual process, or a verbal process?

    BREATHED: The story gets laid out in my head in pictures. Only when I finish the last illustration do I actually write a single word. This, by the way, is exactly opposite as to how the entire industry does its thing. But then, no surprise, given my past.

    KP: Does this process only apply to the books, or do you follow the same process in your strip work? Have you ever created a book in the opposite fashion, starting with the text?

    BREATHED: Never. And I often do all the art for the strips first now… since I can compose the test digitally and change the art to fit it. This is new.

    KP: What do you feel is the single strongest image you had in your mind for any of the books you’ve done so far – what is the one that struck you like a thunderbolt?

    breathed-08.jpgBREATHED: In Goodnight Opus, our heroes sail over the China Sea in the moonlight, the boats lifting into the air below them to try fishing for the moon. A rare time that the art turned out how it originally appeared in my head when I thought of it.

    KP: How would you describe the method by which you create your art? If I understand correctly, you do it largely in PhotoShop now… When did you make this transition, and what was the appeal?

    BREATHED: Speed. My digital paintings are virtually indistinguishable from my airbrushed ones. But I can create 3 books in the time that I painted them previously.

    KP: You originally began the Opus strip with the same kind of art style as your children’s books, but have since transitioned it back to a style more reminiscent of Bloom County and Outland. What was the reason for this move back to that more “classic” style?

    BREATHED: The newspapers started running them about 6 inches square, due to various market pressures. There’s hardly much reason to spend an entire day putting that much effort in the art when it’s that small. Also, its the rare gag that can benefit from highly finished artwork. It some ways, it can distract. And the humor is king.

    KP: Do you still use pen & ink on Opus, or has that moved into the digital realm as well?

    BREATHED: Yep. I still like drawing by hand.

    KP: You’ve spoken before about the cynical nature of the humor in Bloom County and Outland as being one of the factors that led to your eventual decision to walk away and move onto lighter fare (such as the children’s books). With your return to the strip, how has your attitude to this “negative humor” changed in the intervening years? Are you better able to cope with it, or was the desire to have the daily forum again an overriding factor?

    BREATHED: Oh, its not too negative to be unpleasant. But a creative respite to the positive is redemptive. Kids books are good for this.

    KP: Is cynicism always destructive?

    BREATHED: Dunno about cynicism. Satire is, by its nature.

    KP: Has being a father changed your worldview?

    BREATHED: No. But it’s changed the emotional landscape, and that changes the imagination and the art.

    KP: What do you feel is the first project that reflected the change in your emotional landscape? Do you think the pre-fatherhood you would have been capable of creating some of the projects you’ve done since becoming a father?

    BREATHED: Mars Needs Moms! is the only book I’ve done, post kid. Most people could tell.

    KP: Compared to the other strips that dominated the comics pages in the 80’s, what do you feel Bloom County brought to the table?

    BREATHED: An “up yours” attitude, frankly. Kids were waiting for it. Ubiquitous now.

    breathed-09.jpgKP: How does the ubiquitous nature of that attitude affect how you approach Opus?

    BREATHED: No reason to try pushing the attitude stuff. We’re awash in edgy attitude now. I want to see humor and heart at this point.

    KP: At the time, how big was the financial temptation to tone down the more controversial elements in Bloom County in order expand its appeal?

    BREATHED: That presumes a self awareness that I didn’t enjoy at that time. Fortunes would have been reversed if we HAD toned things down, anyway.

    KP: Considering your loathing for the ever-hovering deadline, how have you dealt with that pressure with Opus?

    BREATHED: Middle age took care of that. Plus leaving extended adolescence.

    KP: How fine is the line between making a serious point in a funny way, and making a serious point that’s intended to be funny, but falls flat?

    BREATHED: Listen, the line between funny and not funny is whisker thin. A serious point told in a serious unfunny way is a disaster. Many cartoonists think this is okay. It’s not.

    KP: Are there any storylines/characters that didn’t live up to your expectations in either Bloom County or Outland?

    BREATHED: You mean are there cartoons in the past that didn’t? Good God yes. It’s shocking. There’s some that make absolutely no sense, as I drew them in a near state of sleepless coma. Shocking, frankly. Amazing I wasn’t thrown out of the page every year.

    KP: Is there any subject that you never felt qualified to tackle? Any you weren’t comfortable tackling?

    BREATHED: There are subjects that I find hilarious that nobody else does. Cosmetic surgery is one. Because, I think, everyone secretly believes that they may indulge in it one day, so laughing at its absurdity is self defeating.

    KP: Your brief flirtation with legitimate news reporting early in your career didn’t work out too well. Even then, it seems, you couldn’t resist inserting your own point of view into the pieces. Where do you think that desire to speak out came from?

    BREATHED: Its not an issue of needing to speak out. My impulse was to embellish, because everything isn’t usually interesting enough for me. Imagination is a dangerous thing in journalism.

    breathed-06.jpgKP: What was the development process for A Wish for Wings That Work as an animated special? I remember it airing one year, then disappearing quickly. Even the VHS of Wings is out of print. I’m actually quite a fan of the special, but I know you weren’t terribly happy with the outcome. What happened, exactly?

    BREATHED: Unspectacular ratings. Simple as that. My humor wasn’t meant for network television, even when the show is done right, which that one was not.

    KP: What was the development process like for the special? What, in your view, were the stumbling blocks towards it falling short of what you wanted it to be?

    BREATHED: In my case, lack of writing experience, as I wrote the script. And the director was way over his head.

    breathed-05.jpgKP: You did an animated version of Edwurd Fudwupper Fibbed Big for Nickelodeon – what is the current status of that? I noticed you got quite a stellar cast…

    BREATHED: An unmitigated technical disaster. Unfinished and unwatchable.

    KP: This is a favorite book of mine, and I admit that your assessment of its abysmal execution disappoints me to no end…

    BREATHED: We hired an animation company with 0 experience. But they promised much for the dollar. Classic mistake. It was simply beyond their skills and it never got finished, although for legal reasons, they delivered film. Unshowable.

    KP: An Opus film had been announced awhile back – what is its current status? Are plans for it to be live action or animated?

    BREATHED: Wonderfully dead. As it shall remain.

    KP: Doonesbury was a musical – why not Bloom County?

    BREATHED: The first part of that question is the answer.

    KP: Who do you hear in your head as the “voice” of Opus?

    BREATHED: I always wanted Sterling Holloway for Opus (Winnie the Pooh). He’s unavailable.

    KP: Are there plans for any further animated adaptations? Here’s a hearty wish for another go at Opus, as well as Red Ranger Came Calling

    BREATHED: Mars Needs Moms! is in development at Disney with Robert Zemeckis producing. Flawed Dogs is also with Disney. Opus shall remain unsullied by another director’s vision. He’s mine.

    breathed-10.jpgKP: Are you looking at Moms and Flawed Dogs as traditionally animated, or as Zemeckian CG motion-capture pieces?

    BREATHED: It will be Mo Cap. Just to annoy the animation community. But it’s a good candidate for that technology, which, like it or not, is going to grow.

    KP: How would you describe working with Zemeckis? Are you on the same page, creatively?

    BREATHED: I haven’t started working with him, as he’s finishing Beowulf. But his folks seem dedicated to preserving the look of my art. They were fanatical about this with Polar Express. We’ll see. You never know really. It’s all a gamble in Hollywood.

    KP: What elements do you see as being essential to any adaptation of Opus for the big screen? How, essentially, do you define that character and his place in any world that might be created onscreen?

    breathed-07.jpgBREATHED: I’m not setting Opus up again. Nobody will give me the control needed to protect him. Miramax wanted to redesign him, if you can believe that. I knew at that point that it was fine that the project was doomed.

    KP: How would you sum up how your philosophy towards merchandising and adapting your strip to other mediums – a philosophy that differs from Bill Watterson’s…

    BREATHED: I’ve come around to Bill’s view that unless they would let me draw every frame, forget it. More precisely, unless they let me write it, forget it. They never do this. Merchandising is fine, essentially because the fans love it. To pretend that the cartoons are above the sullied ground of commercial products is… getting a bit ahead of the artform, I think. We’re deep in the thick of the pop world. Embrace, I say.

    KP: Have you ever been presented with a merchandise proposal that you refused to give permission to?

    BREATHED: Ha! Nearly all of them! I only approved things that I would have in my office. And I wanted a Bill The Cat doll as much as the fans!

    KP: What are the odds of getting Bloom County action figures into the mix?

    BREATHED: 0%

    KP: Were you at any time ever worried about negative feedback from the syndicate, editors, or the audience to any strip you’ve done?

    BREATHED: I only worry that the readers are unamused. I could care less about editors.

    KP: Were you ever censored?

    BREATHED: Edited. Which is part of the game. I know where the boundaries are… usually. I am occasionally surprised. And I will probably go out on my sword one day, insisting on a particular strip running despite the furor. One day.

    KP: Is there any one strip you can recall that you were surprised did not cause a ruckus? Or any you were surprised that did?

    BREATHED: I used a Yiddish word that means “shit” one time. I had no idea. THAT got me a boycott from Christian groups . But many surprised my syndicate when they didn’t cause problems.

    KP: What motivated you to engage in winning back your copyright in the late 80’s? How difficult a struggle was it?

    BREATHED: It took threats to quit. When I got the rights back, I did quit. It was an ugly game of chicken that they forced us to play. The rules have changed now… and I feel good that I lead the way in this.

    KP: How would things be different if you had lost the battle? For one thing, I’m sure we’d have had a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon by now…

    BREATHED: Watterson didn’t have the rights when he stopped the merchandising. It was a huge risk for him. But they blinked, as they should have.

    KP: Speaking of an animated Calvin & Hobbes, I was wondering if you had seen this student film piece, which just hit the web…

    BREATHED: Oh my God. That’s my only reaction. And this: Bill is going to have a cow when he sees this. Not that it isn’t terrific. I think it’s like how we’d feel finding our wives naked on YouTube… no matter how hot they look.

    KP: What creative muscles do you utilize while writing your children’s books that you were unable to use during your “stripping” days?

    breathed-11.jpgBREATHED: Emotion. Drama. Tears. Good storytelling. I love this far more than evoking a laugh, to tell you the truth.

    KP: Which emotional “beat” in your children’s books thus far is the most resonant to you, personally?

    BREATHED: Sacrifice. The same in movies. Because people rarely do it, truly, in life. We’re largely selfish machines.

    KP: How big of an influence was Dr. Seuss on the tone of your children’s books? They often remind me of Seuss stories without the rhymes…

    BREATHED: None, I’m afraid. My influences in the books are more from film I think.

    KP: Which films have had the most influence on you?

    BREATHED: Lawrence of Arabia. Close Encounters. To Kill a Mockingbird. Gladiator. Field of Dreams. Porky’s 1 and 2… Okay, not the last ones.

    KP: Are there currently any plans to bring the Bloom County and Outland books – here’s a vote for Academia Waltz, as well – back into print? Even Watterson hasn’t let his books go out of print… What were the factors that led you to let them lapse from view?

    BREATHED: It’s the publishers decision. If they sell, they come to print. My readers are middle aged… and somewhat past the cartoon book stage… for the most part.

    KP: Have there been any discussions of doing a massive omnibus edition, such as those for Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes?

    BREATHED: Wouldn’t sell. Nada. Zip. My fans are middle aged now… and they don’t buy cartoon books. Bloom County books were meant for dorm rooms and reading while sobering up at 3 am.

    KP: What is your relationship to your fans? I know you’ve had issues with privacy in the past, but is there a positive to the continuing fame of both yourself and your characters?

    BREATHED: I love the fans, even more now. Their heartfelt expressions of love for the work is deeply moving. It took a few years out of the game to really appreciate it.

    KP: You were once quoted as saying that you had a “boring life”. Do you still feel that?

    BREATHED: Did I ever say that? Must’ve been drunk.

    KP: Where is your Pulitzer right now?

    BREATHED: It’s on a bookshelf behind a picture of me meeting Ronald Reagan, but in front of my Bill the Cat doll. You can draw the significance in this.

    KP: Do you ever take photos of it and have a mysterious courier leave them on Pat Oliphant’s doorstep?

    BREATHED: Pat’s a broken man. Is he alive? Nobody’s killed him yet?

    KP: As an aside, I noticed in Mars Needs Moms! that in one panel you have a mother holding bags of groceries that contain two name brands – Trix and Lucky Charms – which seems an odd bit of product placement (one would think you would go with something generic, just for clearance issues). What led to the choice to use real brands?

    BREATHED: My children’s choice. Come to think of it, Kelloggs or whoever it is owes me a check.

    KP: I know you’re a big collector – what is your most prized vintage ray gun?

    BREATHED: That would be like choosing the favorite of my children. But you just can’t improve on the Buck Rogers Classic Disintegrator with the sparking window and genuine pop sound. When toys were really toys. Did I mention that I’d left my extended adolescence? A lie, like everything else.

    KP: Have you been able to “hang on to the silly” in your life?

    BREATHED: I’m friends with John Cleese. This makes it easier.

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  • QSE News: 5/22/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgFormer Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested this weekend on assault charges related to domestic violence. Stapp is being held without bail in the Palm Beach County Jail in Florida. Stapp was unavailable for comment but his parents released a statement saying “Scott is a good, Christian man and being a good, Christian man, he just really, really wants his pot roast to be cooked correctly and not over cooked.”
    • Over the weekend, the first image of the Joker was revealed from the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.  The Joker, played by Heath Ledger, will feature horrendous scars on his face giving his trademark smile a more realistic appearance.  To gain inspiration for the gruesome new look, make up artists spent hours pouring over footage of Hilary Swank from her last film, The Reaping, and imagined what Ledger would have looked like had he tried to promote the movie Brokeback Mountain in the deep South.
    • Britney Spears was caught lipsynching this past weekend at a concert in Florida. During the performance at Orlando’s House of Blues the taped skipped revealing Spears secret. Few in the crowd noticed as most in attendance were hoping to see her vagina.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/22/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • How many Spider-Men can you fit into a Jamba Juice… (Thingamabob)
    • Compared to this, Christopher Nolan is just a hack… (Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 5/21/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgTwo plumbing companies are fighting over the right to use the phone number 867-5309. The number, made famous by the Tommy Tone song in the 80’s, is currently used by both companies, one locally and one as a toll-free, 800 number. In a bid to secure the rights to the number, each company has said it will change the name of every employee to “Jenny.”
    • Before Donald Trump’s show could be canceled, Trump has quit. The Apprentice did not appear on the upcoming NBC Fall schedule and before official word could be handed down from NBC, Trump told the network that he would be moving on. It’s reported that Trump is planning on a steamy, adult, reality love story show featuring himself and money.
    • Aussie rock band INXS is set to hit the studio this summer to record their next album, the second album released with J.D. Fortune on lead vocals. Fortune has been with the band for two years, ever since he won the televised singing contest Rock Star: INXS. After the release of the CD, record label executives have asked for Fortune to hang himself in a hotel room while masturbating, just like original INXS singer, Michael Hutchence, to drive sales.
    • And finally, the reign of Spider-Man is over as the new Shrek movie was number one at the box office. Shrek the Third pulled in $122 million. Movie goers were delighted to see the same jokes from the first two films in a completely new order.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/21/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/18/07: I’m So Excited

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    It’s been a long time coming, but animation fans can rejoice in the unexpurgated Droopy: The Complete Theatrical Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 24 manic adventures of Tex Avery’s low-key delight (including anamorphic transfers of the 7 Cinemascope shorts). Bonus materials include a retrospective featurette on Avery and the character of Droopy, and a gag compilation.

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    Don Rosa’s undersea mini-epic, “Treasure Under Glass,” is the spotlight story of this month’s issue of Uncle Scrooge (Gemstone, $7.50) – that’s issue #365, to be exact – and it shows to what lengths… or depths… McDuck will go to secure the treasure contained in a sunken ship.

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    Even the most well-written, well-acted show runs the risk of becoming creatively worn out if it goes on long enough, and by the ninth season of Frasier (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP), the cracks were beginning to show. Thankfully, by the next season (and the final 11th season), things improved, and the series was able to go out on a high note, even if it still felt like they were pushing it. Despite its overall blasé feel, this season did manage to include a pair of keeper episodes – specifically Frasier’s subconscious confrontation with his past loves (“Don Juan From Hell”) and a reunion of 3/4 of the cast of Cheers, assembled for the occasion of Cliff’s retirement party in Boston (“Cheerful Goodbyes”). Unfortunately, they still insist on delivering zero bonus features, and have also neglected to give us our complementary fix of another season of Cheers, as they had in the past with concurrent releases. What’s up with that?

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    For those of us foolish to pick up the massive Martinis & Medicine collection last year just for the exclusive bonus materials, Fox slaps us across the face by releasing those selfsame bonus features in a separate 3-disc set. M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) contains the legendary series finale, as well as those aforementioned bonus materials. Damn you, Fox.

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    Never as clever as the show its creators hailed from (Cheers), Wings was always just a fun, funny, traditional workhorse of a sitcom – providing plenty of character-based laughs, without being too intellectually stimulating. By the fourth season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$38.99 SRP), the formula was firmly in place, you had decided which of the two brother/proprietors of tiny Sandpiper Air, Joe & Brian (Tim Daly & Steven Weber), you were rooting for, you had already fallen in love with quirky bumblings of cabbie Antonio (Tony Shalhoub) and dim mechanic Lowell (Thomas Haden Church), and all was right with the world. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, but not a single bonus feature. Is it that hard to book Daly & Weber?

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    In 1981, Tucson journalist Ellen Adelstein journeyed to Beverly Hills to do an in-depth, one-on-one interview with Gene Roddenberry. For almost 90 minutes, Adelstein and Roddenberry talked of Roddenberry’s past, the creation of Star Trek, and much more. That interview is now available on DVD as Gene Roddenberry: Up Close and Personal (Bashert Productions, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95) and can be purchased at www.roddenberryinterview.com, and is highly recommended as a very nice piece of Trek history, and a beautiful document of Roddenberry in his prime.

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    Now relegated to cable or pay-per-view, did you know there was a time when you could actually find Hugh Hefner and the original hip Playboy aesthetic on regular TV? That’s exactly what you had with the late 60’s “lounge”-fest Playboy After Dark (Morada Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP each). The show was essentially a mellow, free-wheeling “night at Hef’s,” where the guests would mingle with the audience in a party atmosphere that mixed the martini and smoking jacket ethos of the 50’s with the swinging 60’s. Two collections of the show are currently available, with each 3-disc set featuring guests such as Sammy Davis, Jr., Ike & Tina Turner, Lenny Bruce, Sid Caesar, Linda Ronstadt, Jerry Lewis, Count Basie, George Carlin, Tommy Smothers, and many more. Definitely give it a spin. I do have a request for volume 3, though – can you please release the complete appearance of Harry Nilsson, who was on with Otto Preminger to promote Skidoo?

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    Sporting an incredible Machine Man cover, the 48th oversize issue of The Jack Kirby Collector (Twomorrows, $9.95 SRP) packs the usual complement of stunning art and insightful articles we’ve come to expect from this must-have “King” chronicle.

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    They might otherwise slip through the cracks, but thankfully Digital Classics has been rescuing a clutch of obscure comedy films from the very back of the vault, dusting them off, and allowing audiences to rediscover them. These include films like San Ferry Ann and a pair of Ronnie Barker pictures – Futtock’s End & A Home Of Your Own – plus a cameo filled flick called Simon Simon, in which you see everyone from Peter Sellers and Michael Caine to Eric Morecombe and Ernie Wise (Digital Classics DVD, Not Rated, DVD-£6.99 SRP each). By all means, snap these up and pop some corn.

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    I find it hard to believe that we already to Memorial Day (where has this year gone??), but Sony has completely remastered and special edition-ized a pair of military classics worth picking up for the holiday weekend. First up is the 2-disc special edition of The Guns of Navarone (Columbia Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP), starring Gregory Peck, David Niven, and Anthony Quinn as a trio of Allied soldiers tasked with a spectacularly dangerous (yes, impossible!) mission to infiltrate a Nazi fortress and take out a pair of massive artillery pieces. Bonus features include audio commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a featurette on the restoration process, a quartet of vintage featurettes, and more. The other flick that should be on your shopping list is Humphrey Bogart’s maniacal, ball-bearing loving turn as the monstrous Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny (Columbia Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP). In addition to a newly remastered print, bonus features include an audio commentary and a brand new retrospective documentary.

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    There are plenty of new faces and challenges during the complete seventh season of ER (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP). While the staff cope with everything from a busload of poisoned kids to man in opossum costume who bites a man in a kangaroo costume, the personal drama of the medics themselves increases, particularly in the case of the arrival of Abby’s mother. The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus aired scenes and the now customary gag reel.

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    In this age of cheap camcorders, it should be no surprise that today’s soldier has replaced the instamatics of days past with palm-sized camcorders that they’ve trekked to Iraq with. Some of those candid, often disturbing videos – and the stories of the soldiers behind them – have been culled to produce The War Tapes (Docurama, Not Rated, DVD-$26.95 SRP), a powerful documentary that should be required viewing no matter what side of the political fence you fall on. Bonus materials include additional footage, outtakes & extended scenes, follow-up interviews with the soldiers, and the theatrical trailer.

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    In some ways, I’m sure Darren Aranofsky’s stripped down version of his millennia-spanning The Fountain (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, DVD-$27.95 SRP) is better served by the reduced budget brought on by the departure of star Brad Pitt, who was replaced by Hugh Jackman as the man whose love for a single woman (played by Aranofsky’s own wife, Rachel Weisz) leads him on the ultimate quest to protect her. Still, I’m curious to see what that major blockbuster version would have been like. The final version, though, is an interesting – if dense – artistic vision that’s much more palatable on the small screen, with time for reflective pausing. Bonus features include 6 behind-the-scenes featurettes and the theatrical trailer.

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    It’s not nearly as lavish as the average Pixar “Art Of” book, but there’s still plenty of wonderful conceptual designs to be found in The Art Of Meet The Robinsons (Disney Editions, $17.99 SRP). It’s just a shame that the film came and went from theaters with nary a blip, as it’s a much better flick than the dreadful Chicken Little, and has a nice, inventive charm befitting the tale.

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    Never a classic, I always got a nice chuckle out of Craig T. Nelson and Coach, the complete second season of which is out now (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). Who could possibly look into the face of Jerry Van Dyke and not crack a smile?

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    James Garner is back is Jim Rockford in the fourth season of The Rockford Files (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), featuring 21 episodes of the mobile-home based ex-con sleuth with the memorable car and theme song. In addition, the set features a bonus episode from the fifth season – “White on White and Nearly Perfect” – guest-starring Tom Selleck in a role that eventually led to Magnum.

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    The adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow are coming to a close (unless Disney decides the cow has more milk to give), so that means the final score from Hans Zimmer, this time for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (Walt Disney Records, $18.98 SRP).

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    It’s harmless, innocuous, channel-surfing comedy, and once you’ve seen one episode of the show, you really and truly have seen them all. Home Improvement: The Complete Sixth Season (Buena Vista, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP) features all 25 episodes, plus the season 6 blooper reel.

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    Try as I might, I’ve never been able to wring a laugh for Seth MacFarlane’s attempt at a Family Guy follow-up, American Dad. For those of you who can stomach the show, the 3-disc Volume Two (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) features another 19 episodes, plus audio commentaries, featurettes, and multi-angle scene studies.

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    While watching The War At Home (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I couldn’t shake the feeling that what I was viewing was just the warmed over bastard child of Married With Children and Roseanne. It’s a shame, because Michael Rappaport – here the beleaguered father of 3 kids with a soul-sucking insurance job -deserves a much better showcase. The 3-disc set features all 22 first season episodes, plus cast & crew interviews, unaired scenes, and a gag reel.

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    And before we close this week, let me leave you with a look at some of the fantastic figures that Mattel have been putting out as part of their still ongoing Justice League Unlimited line (singles are $5.99 SRP each, $11.99 SRP for the 3-packs). The show may have been cancelled before its time, but the figure line still has legs – I mean, come on, we get an Orion figure… and Nemesis! Whoda thunk it????

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • QSE News: 5/18/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgApparently not everyone is happy with the new Spider-Man film. Peter Parker’s transformation into an emo-kid has upset emo-kid and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. After hearing that people were comparing the darker portrayal of Parker with his own image, Wentz immediately locked himself in a room and cried while writing really emotional/crappy poetry to describe how hurt he was inside.
    • Actor Gerard Butler has joined the cast of the upcoming prequel to Brian De Palma’s classic mobster movie, The Untouchables.  Butler, who is coming off a strong role as King Leonidas in the hit film 300, will be staring alongside Nicholas Cage, who will play the infamous Al Capone.  Butler accepted the role in the film despite the fact that he will be required to wear suits that hide his abs.  In related news, numerous horny women across the country have started a petition drive to require Butler’s character to wear only a loin-cloth.
    • Rapper and comic book fan David Banner has auditioned for a role in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight.  Banner, who is trying to break into the world of acting, read for the part of a villain named Gamble.  In casting Banner, Warner Brothers hopes to capture the coveted demographic of 15 – 24-year-old, suburban, middle class, white males who wear baggy pants and have their oversized hats slightly askew.
    • And finally, CW has announced its Fall Schedule and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut.  Due to declining ratings, the cult hit Veronica Mars has been cancelled to make way for new shows.  According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done… and that NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX haven’t already taken.”

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/18/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • The closest we’ll ever get to animated Calvin & Hobbes(Thingamabob)
    • The opening titles of The Odd Couple(Thingamabob)
    • Zach Galifianakis resists assimilation.. (Thingamabob)
    • Please, people – surely this is proof enough of the dangers inherent in breakdancing… (Thingamabob)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 5/17/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Thanks to the suggestion of a Quick Stop reader (you know who you are, Jesse), this entry of Thingamabobs is dedicated to the late Jim Henson, who we lost 17 years ago this week. Let’s kick things off with “Who is Jim Henson?”… (Thingamabob)
    • And finally, “The Rainbow Connection”… (Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 5/17/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgActor Thomas Jane has announced that he has dropped out of the upcoming sequel to the movie The Punisher.  According to Jane, he dropped out of the movie because he will not “spend months of my life sweating over a movie that I just don’t believe in.”  Jane’s departure has sent studio executives scrambling to fill the role, but they are reportedly close to signing on Phil Spector as the gun toting homicidal maniac.
    • Reports indicate that Panic! At the Disco have already written eight new songs in preparation for the band’s next LP. The band’s debut album, A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, has sold over a million copies. The band is trying to get a new record out as quickly as possible as many of their current fans are beginning to hit puberty and will soon be too old to think that the band is “way cool.”
    • Actor Elijah Wood has been cast as rocker Iggy Pop in a new movie about the musician’s life. Pop, who is the lead singer of the seminal punk band The Stooges, has been making music for several decades and has seen success both with his band and as a solo artist.  To prepare for the role, Wood has been consulting with model Kate Moss and her boyfriend Pete Doherty to ensure that he nails Pop’s emaciated appearance and storied drug usage.
    • And finally, CBS has announced its Fall Schedule and a couple of high profile shows did not make the cut.  Due to declining ratings, Jericho has been cancelled to make way for new shows.  According to network sources, the new shows will be “mainly stolen ideas from other networks and whatever successful European show hasn’t been re-done… and that NBC and ABC haven’t already taken.”

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