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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/21/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • A groping course from the officers of Reno 911!(Thingamabob)
    • A look at the new George of the Jungle cartoon… (Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 6/21/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgActor John Travolta has stated publicly that he thinks psychiatry and psychotropic drugs are dangerous. Travolta continued to say that psychotropic drugs are behind many of the school shootings in recent years. Psychiatrists across the country have expressed ambivalence to Travolta’s remarks because “Who the hell in their right mind would pay attention to THAT guy?”
    • Marc Forster has been tapped to direct the next installment of the popular James Bond film franchise.  Forster, who directed the films Monster’s Ball and Finding Neverland, will be making his first attempt at an “action” film.  While details of the plot are being kept under wraps, it has been announced that the two leading female characters will be named Eddie Allotacock and Harriet Vajay.

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

    (Compiled by J. Allen)

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  • Nocturnal Admissions: TV Review, The Sopranos

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    Among the hubbub of excitement attendant upon the airing of the final episode of The Sopranos – the black-garbed mourning, the vexed questions about the final show’s last seconds, the online forum feeding frenzies, and the pundit throat-clearing – there was one element that received curiously little attention. The show’s penultimate episode brought to near-resolution one of the many themes and subplots that gripped the nation over the program’s nine years, 86 episodes, and (officially, anyway) six seasons, and the response was, well, baffling. Culturally speaking, that is.

    This refers, of course, to the A. J. Issue. Readers will recall that Anthony junior was always a problem child. Throughout the years he went from lazy butterball to sullen back-talking teen to failed lover and stepfather to, finally, suicidal leftie protester with a special interest in the injustice of the war in Iraq. You could always rely on A.J. to do, say, or think the most selfish thing possible at any given moment. On popular Sopranos forums such as Television Without Pity, special hatred was reserved for this spoiled scion of hoodlums. It was Tony Soprano taking out a hit on Dr. Spock.

    The Sopranos is a show whose fans pour over it like a fortuneteller over tealeaves, and no facial expression, cultural allusion, or throwaway remark goes unnoticed and subsequently analyzed ad infinitum. Not that A. J.’s boorish behavior was ever that subtle.

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    Nationwide A. J. hate reached its apotheosis in the next to last episode of The Sopranos, which aired on June 3. At one point Tony goes into A. J.’s bedroom, where he is lying in bed while his “just friends” girlfriend Rhiannon (Emily Wickersham) is doing a search about political matters on the computer. After kicking out Rhiannon, Tony reveals that “Uncle Bobby’s dead.” Instead of being willing to help his family in a life-or-death time of need, A. J. throws attitude. “This is really depressing to me,” he complains. “I was already having so much trouble maintaining.” This proves too much for Tony who abruptly drags the youth out of bed, wrecking a telephone and a CD player along the way, and throws him into the closet, where he leaves A. J. a quivering, weeping wreck, giving his son but a few minutes to get packed and prepared to leave.

    Fans were ecstatic. The nation seemed to rise as one in joyous approval of Tony’s rage. Characteristic of most posters was the contributor who wrote, “Finally somebody had enough of that whiny piece of garbage! I got up and cheered when Tony dragged that punk across the floor and told him to pack a bag. DUDE, your whole damn family is under attack and your uncle just got killed and you’re worried about your depression levels? “¦ Please don’t anyone ever suggest AJ could go into mob life. I would be surprised if this kid could survive anything.”

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    But a silent minority may have found this reaction rather extreme and wholly inconsistent with some earlier real world explosions of rage at spoiled youth and its parenting. Wasn’t it just two months earlier that the nation was up in arms over Alec Baldwin calling his daughter Ireland a “rude, thoughtless little pig”? The 30 Rock actor is engaged in a custody dispute with his ex-wife Kim Basinger, and was angry at his daughter for missing one of their regularly schedule cross-country telephone conversations. Telling Ireland in a phone message that she doesn’t have “the brains or the decency as a human,” he warns her that he is going to fly to the west coast and “straighten” her out. Baldwin’s words, leaked to the Internet gossip site The TMZ , inspired raw national disapproval of the actor for what TMZ among many others sarcastically called “incredible parenting skills.” Yet little Ireland’s iPods and Uggs didn’t go flying across the room as her father grabbed her by the ponytail and thrashed her. In fact, we don’t know what he did, if anything.

    In addition, moralists have no problem rooting for the public humiliation of other wild children of the media. When Lindsay Lohan started pulling a Monroe on the set of Georgia Rule last summer, producer James G. Robinson sent her an excoriating letter that somehow found its way to the media. In part, Robinson, head of Morgan Creek, wrote in the letter, printed in full on The Smoking Gun, that Lohan’s behavior was “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional,” and that Lohan “acted like a spoiled child” and “alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality” of the film. Again, the public warmed to the public spanking the 70-year-old executive administered to the then-20-year-old starlet.

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    OK, so what’s the difference? Why does Tony Soprano, a fictional gangster who has killed numerous characters over the years, get a pass, while Baldwin, an esteemed actor going through an uncomfortably public brawl with an ex-wife, is excoriated by pundits and platitudinists who in reality know little about the nature of his marriage, his parenting, or his problems?

    Well, for one thing, viewers feel that they “know” Tony and A. J. and the others whom they touch. This is testimony to Sopranos creator David Chase and the various writers he has employed over the years (Chase and Matthew Weiner wrote the A. J. episode), who created viewer intimacy with characters unique in its intensity. The Sopranos, often acting as a sort of thermometer inserted into the body politic, captured the ambivalence that America may feel about its offspring. A rooting interest in A. J.’s comeuppance not only held the show together, among many other threads, but tapped into otherwise unbidden parental frustrations. (Also, another factor that makes a difference is that Ireland is a female, and America seems to recoil, publicly anyway, from daughter mistreatment of any kind.)

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    In The Sopranos, television did what television does best (when allowed to). It created a whole world around a group of fictional characters whose problems and reactions to them were achingly real and clumsy. Though set in the tense morally compromised world of crime, The Sopranos dealt with issues that many modern American families face, from spoiled children to marital woes to income decreases to therapeutic intervention. In fact, the Sopranos weren’t all that different in spirit from the Loud family, subject of a 1973 reality television series on PBS. What the Louds, not to mention the Bunkers, were to 1970s America, the Sopranos were to Americans at the turn of a dire century. It will be interesting to see what, if any, television show in the future captures the hours and the times with the same intensity and intimacy.

    By the way, don’t worry about any real lasting harm to A. J. from Tony’s hands-on perorations. When last seen, A. J. was in the movie business, driving too fast through the Jersey streets in his new BMW and picking up his high school aged fashion model girlfriend.

  • QSE News: 6/20/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgActress Keri Russell has given birth to her first child. A boy, River Russell Deary, was born on June 9 in a New York City hospital. Although it is still early, many of Russell’s family and friends have said “the baby is already a better actor than his mom and looks waaaayyy cuter with short hair.”

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    That’s all for today’s news, stay tuned to this channel for all the news that matters least but you still care about.

    (Compiled by J. Allen)

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/20/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • A rare bit of The Tonight Show, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
    • A little piece on Rocky & Bullwinkle(Thingamabob)

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  • Nocturnal Admissions: TV Review, three Laws and Order

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    Readers will recall my column from a few times back about the weird coincidence of Rules of Engagement and How I Met Your Mother airing episodes with the same plot on the same. Yes, it would be helpful if more shows did that, but they don’t “¦ or do they?

    A quick bit of research reveals that, yes, this Amazing Coincidence has happened again, just this season. Each entrant in the Law and Order franchise, the shows that rip their stories from the headlines and then disclaim this truth in an opening title card, has aired an episode based on the case of Ted Haggard, the former evangelical preacher attached to the New Life Church, who was caught up in a meth and gay sex scandal. The original Law and Order aired “Church” on February 9th; Law and Order: Criminal Intent aired “Brother’s Keeper: on February 20th; and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit aired “Sin” on March 27th. Each of them is a variation on the Haggard case.

    All these programs are produced by Dick Wolf, who must be quite a busy fellow not to notice what was happening, but do any of the writers talk to each other? How could such a coincidence occur, especially after the first one aired? Are bizarre cases really that short in supply? Aren’t the writers in competition with each other? Do their childish hands all reach out in unison for the same tabloid tales hot off the presses, with Wolf, like an exasperated parent, appeasing them by saying, “OK, OK, you can all have a piece of this one”? There is probably a similar competition over there at CBS among its CSI folk.

    The original Law and Order is a show with such a seemingly strong premise that it can withstand multiple cast changes over its, thus far, 17 years on NBC. Based unofficially on a short-lived early 1960s ABC show called Arrest and Trial, its bifurcated narrative strategy (first the crime, then the trial) unburdens its cast members of excessive weekly labors. The eight-year-old Law and Order: Special Victims Unit was an early spin off, a straightforward policier incorporating a cast member from the cultish but cancelled Homicide: Life on the Streets. The six-season-old Law and Order: Criminal Intent is still another variation on the L&O template. While still maintaining the franchise’s essential characteristics – a quasi-realism born of its New York settings, and its hatred of defense lawyers – CI began as a modernization of Sherlock Holmes, in which a puzzle-solving brainiac is observed in his deductions by a more meat and potatoes minded companion.

    All the L&O Haggards are varied and each illuminates its franchise’s differing approaches to crime stories. Law and Order‘s Haggard is played by franchise regular Anson Mount. SVU‘s is played by former sitcom star Tim Daly. And in a bit of novelty casting, Tom Arnold plays the CI Haggard. The CI treatment also incorporates broad elements of a 2006 conflict between Haggard and University of Oxford Professor Richard Dawkins. SVU and CI play up the male escort website angle, while Law and Order and CI place some of the characters in the world of acting.

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    Law and Order‘s version walks us (usually literally, given the show’s signature if unlikely walk-and-talk police interviews) through the murder of a gay actor, who turns out to have been a consort of Mount’s reverend Sterling. After some wasted public dollars on a wrong suspect, Assistant DA McCoy (Sam Waterston) finally figures out that the murder is someone close to Sterling, out to protect the church as a whole. In Law and Order there is usually some kind of legal crux and in this case it’s the sanctity of confession, but given the case’s eventual outcome, this amounts to a red herring, which the series in its dotage now all too often resorts to.

    Daly on SVU

    Arguably the most popular of the three, SVU, as befits its premise, concentrates on “the children.” The episode’s Reverend Curtis of New Souls Church has 10 kids; some of them go to Iraq to fight, while some of them work out their theatrical inclinations by working on a Satan’s House; and in the end, the Reverend was nobly seeking only to protect his own child. There is a legal crux when the pesky 5th and 14th amendments get in the way of a righteous bust, but after a few complex red herrings and flourishes of misdirection, the killer turns out to be yet another congregation official forsaking the law for a higher purpose. Unlike in the other two franchises, in SVU‘s the Haggard representative happens not to be gay.

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    Sadly, the Haggard case underscores some of the increasing flaws in the baby of the family, CI. The show’s first three seasons were excellent, and each mystery, prefaced by a clue-ridden teaser, was surprisingly clever, the show’s Holmes, Major Case Squad detective Robert Goren (played by a tic-infested Vincent D’Onofrio), eventually disentangling the real mystery buried beneath the surface puzzles. Now the show feels at sea, and has imported two new detectives to alternate with Goren and his partner Alex Eames (Kathryn Erbe), thrusting the show’s plots closer to the black and white morality of the crime half of Law and Order itself. And it can’t resist a soap opera subplot with Goren’s ongoing burden of a schizoid mother and a homeless brother.

    As with the MotherRules coincidence, the three L&Os’ exploitation of the Haggard case highlights subtle and not so subtle differences among the shows. The original Law and Order is about the quirks of the law. SVU trades in a higher irony and in the intersection of criminal law and everyday morality. The colder CI, having forsaken the sublime puzzles of its earlier years, falls more into the fold of the original series. SVU, as befits its title, shows the most sympathy for the victims, and even the victimizers, which may account for its higher ratings. It also has the most twists, which used to be the prerogative of CI. Law and Order‘s account of the case is the most formulaic within both traditional television and the laws and orders of the franchise itself.

  • Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review If ….

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    Lindsay Anderson’s If “¦ marks that transition in British cinema from the ash-stained drinking glasses and filthy bathrooms of the so-called Kitchen Sink movies of the late 1950s, thru to the mid 1960s, to the more surrealistic 1970s, with its drugs and hippies. Like Performance, it is a benchmark, so far ahead of its time that it is almost rendered old fashioned upon contemporaneous viewing. Anderson’s previous film, This Sporting Life the most sunken of Kitchen Sink movies, bleak, black and white, and starring Richard Harris at his most simian. Subsequent Anderson films, O Lucky Man and Britannia Hospital are much more Bunuelian, nearly to the point of incomprehension. But If “¦, smack in the middle, has a foot in each camp. Indeed, about half the film is in black and white rather than color. The Criterion Collection’s two disc edition of If “¦, which hits the street on June 19th for $39.95, in a stunning transfer (with beautiful photography by Miroslav Ondrícek), gives the viewer ample opportunity to acquaint or re-familiarize himself with this key film, which bubbles with rebellion, resistance, and repression.

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    Anderson is one of those rarities, like Truffaut, Peter Bogdanovich and Bertrand Tavernier, a critic turned director. But of course, while writing his criticism (mostly on John Ford), Anderson, just like his comrades, didn’t view himself as a critic per se, but rather as a filmmaker ab ovo. Anderson had full careers equally as a documentarian and as a stage director. Though based on a script by David Sherwin, If “¦ does also include reflections of Anderson himself, Scottish and, as we now know, gay, and thus doubly at odds with prevailing British society.

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    The narrative concerns Mick Travis (Malcolm McDowell), unwilling resident of an elite boys school. He has two fellow nonconformist friends, Johnny (David Wood), and the gay Wallace (Richard Warwick), whose conversations often turn to death and decay. The film examines the rigidity of the class system in the school, is frank about the levels of homosexuality present, and is contemptuous of authority, against which the three boys, along with a truck stop girl (Christine Noonan) they meet, rebel, in a series of fantasy sequences.

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    This aspect of the film remains the most controversial, but for different reasons in different era. Then, to embrace revolution, even if by the end of a gun, was to welcome change. Today, post-Columbine, the sequence is unsettling to those who don’t perhaps understand or who have repressed memories of the sort of rage that high school or school in general engender in most people. Without endorsing the actions of school assassins, or knowing the direct motivations, one can certainly understand the almost inexpressible anger that educational institutions traffic in, indeed use as a form of control. Though some may find it difficult to cheer when the Headmaster is shot in the head, for those who still husband anger at what they endured in school it is a moment of great liberation, though not without its own form of sadness.

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    The disc is packed with supplements. Malcolm McDowell’s audio commentary, which he shares with Anderson expert David Robinson, is priceless. McDowell describes first meeting Anderson (Robinson notes in his parallel track that Anderson fell in love with all his leading actors, including MM), notes that he had a huge crush on Noonan, and that he went into the editing room with Anderson’s blessing to remove stray shots of his penis from the nude wrestling scene. McDowell also reveals that Anderson helped him figure out how to play Alex in A Clockwork Orange, pointing out a moment in If “¦ (which occurs at 1:13:24) and telling McDowell, “Play it like that.”

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    Kicking off disc two is an episode of a Scottish TV show fronted by Kristy Wark, Cast and Crew (42:04), which reunited filmmakers over significant movies. Aired in 2003, this one gathered If “¦ DP Ondricek, editor Ian Rakoff, director’s assistant Stephen Frears, producer Michael Medwin, and screenwriter Sherwin. McDowell appears in a separate interview. Sherwin reveals, among other things, that the script was originally called Crusaders.

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    In addition, there is also a new video interview (14:36) with actor Graham Crowden, who played the equally rebellious, if beaten down, History Master, and there is Thursday’s Children (22:08), the Oscar winning short film by Anderson and Guy Brenton, made in 1954, about a school for deaf children, narrated by Richard Burton. Apparently Oscar’s history of favoring children and the disabled stretches back to the dawn of time.

    Supplementally speaking, all that’s missing from the disc is Is That All There Is?, a final program that Anderson made about himself in the twilight of his career. Perhaps it will appear on some forthcoming Lindsay Anderson disc from Criterion. Home, Whales of August, a version of Look Back in Anger, and Britannia Hospital have all been released on DVD already, leaving as available potential Criterion’s This Sporting Life, The White Bus, O Lucky Man!, and In Celebration.

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    Inside the box is a 32-page insert featuring cast and crew, transfer info, and chapter titles, plus an essay by David Ehrenstein, diary excerpts by writer Sherwin, and interview excerpts with Anderson. There is also a 12-page promotional pamphlet, advertising Criterion’s Technicolor films.

  • QSE News: 6/19/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgJulia Roberts has given birth to her third child. Henry Daniel Moder was born Monday at a Los Angeles hospital. When asked for comment, Agelina Jolie responded by saying “I’m happy for Julia and all, but three kids the natural way? There is no way I’d do that to my vaj.”
    • Lawyers for Britney Spears are demanding the removal of a Florida billboard featuring Britney and her shaved head. The billboard is an advertisement for a St. Petersburg morning radio show. The radio station responded by saying the billboard isn’t Spears, rather just a photo of some lunatic, drug addict spiraling out of control.
    • Musician Ringo Starr has agreed to allow his entire catalog of songs to be available for download.  While this many not seem like an big deal, many fans believe that this is a major step in the songs by the Beatles becoming available online.  As far as Starr’s songs go, it is expected that his two biggest sellers will be “Come On, I’m Just A Drummer, Those Other Guys Had All the Talent,” and “[EXPLETIVE DELETED] You, Oko!”

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/19/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • The horrifying Mr. B Natural, Part 1… (Thingamabob)
    • Ever heard of the show It’s About Time?… (Thingamabob)

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  • SModcast 16

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    SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

    The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 16: Bungpiece.com –

    In which our heroes rock some poker in the back (and liquor up front), opt to talk about the previous SModcast in lieu of new topics, enter “Jaws” as a length of measurement, enjoy an impromptu visit from a cinematic stoner and discuss his spicey endorsement prospects, try to wheel and deal for a starring role as a gay hustler, and enjoy looking at underwear.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Nocturnal Admissions: DVD Review The Good Shepherd, Breach

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    Everybody says that they like ’70s American cinema but when modern filmmakers take the trouble to honor the films of their youth no one goes to see them. Three recent examples are Zodiac, Breach, and The Good Shepherd. All three are expensive, well-mounted, serious, moody films about real events and each one adopts different aspects of ’70s films as colors on its palette. Breach‘s look and feel has its roots in All the President’s Men, The Good Shepherd evokes memories of The Godfather Part II, and Zodiac draws on numerous ’70s films set in San Francisco, such as Dirty Harry for its look, especially in its interiors.

    All these films “flopped” at the box office, probably because word of mouth said they were slow and anti-dramatic. But guess what? Most of the films from the ’70s now heralded as masterpieces also were flops. And many of them tended to be slow and static. The Paper Chase, for example, one of the few indie style hits of the time, proved on a recent re-viewing to be surprisingly slow paced, ponderous, and oblique in its storytelling, along with passages of shallow, out of date humor.

    On the other hand, The Paper Chase was photographed by the great Gordon Willis. And upon reflection, the 1970s may be more a cinematographer’s decade than a director’s. We remember the look of so many of those films better than anything else, from Willis in the Godfather films to John Alonzo in Chinatown to David Watkin in Catch 22, among so many others. Even when the plots were clunky or ill-thought out, the photography saved the day, making memorable cinematic material that might otherwise have appeared even more shallow if given the typical Universal, say, treatment of the day, TV lighting and garish interiors.

    For the record, the DPs for the three films under consideration are Harris Savides (Zodiac), Tak Fujimoto (Breach), and Robert Richardson (The Good Shepherd). Zodiac comes out on DVD in July and I’ll probably buy a copy to review it since Paramount seems to have dropped me from its list (while other reviewers I know never review Paramount product yet receive everything the company puts out by rote “¦ end of snit).

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    The Good Shepherd came out on DVD from Universal on April 3rd (for $29.95; there is also a full frame and an HD version of the disc), and also Newmarket Press published the script (166 pages, $19.95, ISBN 978 1 55704 774 8). On disc, the film continues to fascinate and move me, and the supplemental scenes, of which there are about 16 minutes worth, encompass a whole subplot that underscores again one thread of the story, that Edward Wilson (Matt Damon) has been betrayed by everyone around him: father, wife, son, and mentors. The Newmarket script has more deleted scenes, plus a slightly different order of events especially at the end. The script clarifies certain facets of the film that for some reason weren’t clear, or at least clear to me, in the theater (for example, what is really going on when Wilson gives a Soviet toady a dollar bill in the Smithsonian).

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    The script helped me realize two things. One, that Angelina Jolie was totally miscast as Wilson’s wife (also, the young actor who plays Wilson’s adult son strikes me as a bit over the top). She is dark and aggressive when the character should be blonde and patrician. Then, her sexual aggression toward Wilson would have come as a surprise, and made clear what is hinted at in the finished film, that members of his secret society meet annually in part to find mates for each other, to breed and keep their social class closed to outsiders. Someone like Julie Bowen might have done the part effortlessly, making the shotgun marriage aspect of the story more subtle.

    Second, the terribly poignant plot thread concerning Wilson’s first girlfriend, Laura (Tammy Blanchard) is one of the keys to Wilson’s character. She is deaf, and for a withdrawn, silent fellow, that makes her the perfect mate. But he is sucked into Skull and Bones, and thus the CIA, and must reject her, though in the script, not before she teaches him the helpful arts of lip reading. It is unclear from both the script or the finished film if later encounters with her are part of a plot by his counterpart in the Soviet Union to undermine Wilson’s life. The only thing the script didn’t solve is just who gives Wilson the mysterious folder of covert photos and tapes at the start (I’ve guessing it was his Soviet counterpart, again).

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    In time, Breach may well be esteemed as one of the best films of 2007, but for now it is a “disappointment” that made only $33 million dollars for Universal and went to DVD in four months, debuting on disc on Tuesday, June 12 (in both widescreen and full frame for $29.95). Co-writer and director Billy Ray did for the case of FBI agent and Soviet asset Robert Hanssen what he did for New Republic writer Stephen Glass in his earlier Shattered Glass, in other words, showed how one complexly motivated individual can confound an overly trusting or oblivious institution. In both films, Ray evinces certain very agreeable qualities, such as a knack for perfect casting and a visual style and pace inspired by the best of the ’70s films. But Breach had something else: breaking news. The movie was the first public account of the role of FBI agent Eric O’Neill in the downfall of Hanssen. Recruited from an undercover assignment, O’Neill’s task was to work under Hanssen in the spy’s new virtually self-contained office, the Information Assurance Division, where he ostensibly safeguards the Bureau’s IT system from cyberterrorism and infiltration. O’Neill at first believed that he was spying on Hanssen because of his sexual conduct and in order to ferret out fellow agents who might, all together, embarrass the FBI. But soon enough a confused O’Neill learns from his handler (Laura Linney) that the otherwise squeaky-clean seeming Hanssen is under suspicion for handing over secrets to the Soviets since the 1980s.

    That’s what undercover agents do. They make everyone else around them lead double lives. Both Hanssen and O’Neill, in the movie anyway, inveigle their own wives into weird compromising situations. When the Hanssen case broke, O’Neill’s role was minimized or kept out of press, for the simple reason that the government wasn’t sure what Hanssen would do. In the end, Hanssen pled guilty and O’Neill didn’t need to testify.

    Breach Hanssen arrested

    Another aspect of the case that the movie mentions only in passing is just how the FBI finally got clued into the otherwise impeccably repped Hanssen’s activities in the first place. The general suspicion among armchair analysts is that one of several KGB or other Russian defectors in late 2000, among them Sergei Tretyakov, a first secretary in Russia’s UN mission, or Yevgeny Toropov, another Russian intelligence officer who defected in Ottawa. Supposedly, someone provided the FBI with a case file that finally implicated Hanssen. In the film, Laura Linney’s character mentions that the FBI paid $17 million dollars to whichever defector it was who came over, bearing case files that proved Hanssen’s involvement.

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    But what was it like for the real O’Neill, first to live through the tense experience itself, and then to have a movie made about the situation. O’Neill discusses some of this on an audio commentary he shares with Bill Ray (the disc also has 10 alternate or deleted scenes with optional commentary by Ray and editor Jeffrey Ford, along with two making ofs, and a report about Hanssen from Dateline that aired in March of 2001 a month after Hanssen’s arrest (and which doesn’t mention O’Neill). His audio commentary track goes into some of this, but when the opportunity to interview Mr. O’Neill came along I decided to explore a few other implications of the story. What follows is an expanded version of an interview posted in part elsewhere.

    Where is Hanssen now and what is he doing? Is he cooperating, as per the terms of his plea agreement?

    Hanssen is serving a life sentence in Florence, Colorado supermax penitentiary. He spends 23 hours a day in solitary confinement – mostly reading books. He is not allowed visitors or mail. Last I heard, he began to have “memory problems” and stopped cooperating with officials.

    When, if ever, will we know more details about the case, such as who on the Soviet side, after 15 years, turned him in and to whom – and why?

    We know who turned him in. Well, I do, but you don’t and it will probably be some time until the ex-KGB agent who defected decides its time to write a book of her/his own.

    The movie leaves out the sex stuff, except very briefly. This shows great restraint and a measure of taste, but does it deny the viewer anything significant about understanding Hanssen or his complexities?

    The sex stuff doesn’t help the movie and belaboring would not help audiences understand Hanssen better or get into his head any more than we already provided. It would have just served as a red herring that would distract the audience from the central Robert Hanssen question – why did Hanssen spy? We even leave that open for discussion. Also, by the time the temporal events of the movie take place, Hanssen had already stopped seeing the stripper [] and wasn’t spending long afternoons in strip clubs.

    What did you like and dislike about post-Hoover FBI culture?

    I was never a part of the Hoover culture, only the post-Hoover culture (I’m only 34) so I really couldn’t say.

    What’s something about being an “under cover agent” that surprised you?

    You never have any time to yourself. The case consumes every waking thought, and most of your sleeping ones.

    In the looking glass world of spying, did you ever get the feeling that the fact that your wife was East German cast any suspicions about you?

    When I announced that I was engaged to marry a German the first question was “which kind.” I said that it’s all one Germany now, and my superiors responded, “not to us.” My security clearance was pulled while the FBI spent some days investigating Juliana from the Berlin office.

    One of the deleted scenes on the DVD makes clear that one of Hanssen’s irritations was that his superiors both didn’t listen to him and were out of date and unlettered in computer technology. In some twisted way was Hanssen a patriot?

    Hanssen was not a patriot. I disagree with a number of people on this point, including Billy Ray! But that’s what makes the movie magic. We don’t try to force feed the audience – we don’t tell them what to think of feel. We provide them with the facts, and let the audience use their minds to make their own decisions – and then hopefully go to a coffee shop, or a bar, or sit down over a glass of wine and think about the movie and discuss it. I believe that Hanssen did what he did because he felt anger at the FBI for not listening to him. He was the quintessential nerd that rubbed all the jocks at the FBI’s noses in the dirt of his betrayal. He made everyone a complete fool. There is power in that.

    It’s minimized in the movie, but what do you think the role of Opus Dei was in influencing Hanssen or making him a rebel?

    I think that the stringent financial requirements of belonging to Opus Dei might have worked with Hanssen’s inflated sense of self worth and ego to initially set him on the path of spying. This is in no part a fault of the Opus Dei (or especially) the Catholic religion, but one of zealotry. Hanssen was a zealot, and this made him go overboard in following his religion. Too many kids too fast, a requirement to tithe to the church, and a need to be somewhere in society that most of us work hard to rise to – all these things led to Hanssen’s eventual betrayal. He may have started that way, but I think he continued to spy out of a fundamental need for the rush that spying gave him. The Russians made him feel sexy, cool, and most importantly, they made him belong to something. While he might have been the FBI’s nerd, he was the Soviet Unions’ quarterback.

    Hanssen was arrested in Feb of 2001; a few months later the 9/11 attacks occurred. Is there any feasible connection between Hanssen’s spying and impediments within the FBI concerning the events of that day, or about staying on top of terrorists in general?

    I’m sure there are some connections. Hanssen sold secrets to the Soviet Union who were notorious for selling American secrets to terrorist organizations. Considering that Hanssen blew holes in our counter intelligence capability – it stands to reason that Terrorist organizations have and continue to benefit from the betrayal of Robert Hanssen.

    Were you suspicious of Hollywood’s ability to remain true to the real life story?

    I never believed that Hollywood would have the capacity to remain so true to my story. I should probably play the lottery – the sheer luck I had in meeting such talented writers, producers and director, with such a perfect studio is astronomical.

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  • Monkey Talk with Paul Dini: Fun With Family

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    Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk” (co-hosted by his irrepressible sock monkey son, Rashy) returns as Rashy discovers a high-end appliance method of spending quality family time during an afternoon at home. Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com

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  • Noctural Admissions: Movie Review – Paris, je t’aime

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    Paris, je t’aime is a French anthology film from last year that is finally making the art house circuit in the United States. And for all intents and purposes, it was financed by the Paris Boosters Society (Le Societé du boostiers du Paris), as even the grimiest of its 18 segments, such as the one about a mugging, or the tale of a female vampire taking a new victim, serve to glamorize the already world capital of glamor. What’s wrong, has tourism been down? Has American hatred of all things French finally had its impact? Have Freedom Fries finally conquered French Fries?

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    For the most part, these short segments come across like either piss poor Chanel perfume ads or the sort of bad short films that even get hooted off YouTube. Take the first one, “Montmartre,” credited to Bruno Podalydes (one of numerous directors asked to participate that I happen not to have heard of). A lonely guy finally finds a parking lot, and then helps a woman who has stumbled on the street near his car. Love blooms. Clearly the point is that Paris is a petrie dish of romance, so come on down!

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    On the other hand, segments such as “Tuileries,” credited to the Coen Brothers, come across like Hostel Lite, in this case a cautionary tale of the bad side of tourism as Steve Buscemi is shown abused by a scary couple and a twerp with a pea shooter in a subway station. A segment with Juliette Binoche, directed by Nobuhiro Suwa (“Place des Victoires”), concerns a woman grieving over her dead son (who is presumably taken to heaven by God, who arrives in the form of Willem Defoe as a mounted cowboy). Drug use is rife in Olivier Assayas’s “Quartier des Enfants Rouges,” with Maggie Gyllenhaal as an actress trying to get through an historical epic with the obliterating crutch of dope, even just hours before going to the set, perhaps an homage to recent historical films made in France, or to the American obsession with the doings of young celebrities.

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    Though mostly knocked off, segments by some of the directors, such as Gus Van Sant, are instantly identifiable, if only they revisit boring old obsessions (though at least Van Sant’s film has something akin to a comic, Maupassant punchline). Tom Tykwer’s segment, “Faubourg Saint-Denis” with Natalie Portman, looks like its going in the Run Lola Run direction, before digressing into the most heavily edited of the shorts. Others seem to bear no resemblance to the director’s earlier work, such as Wes Craven’s “Pere-Lachaise,” in which (oddly) the ghost of Oscar Wilde helps save a young man’s marriage (Rufus Sewell and Emily Mortimer play the pair). “Loin du 16ème,” credited to Walter Salles and Daniela Thomas, makes a less than subtle political point. The nadir of the whole enterprise is a story about, yes, God help us, mimes.

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    Inevitably, the viewer turns such omnibi films into horse races. One sifts and weighs directors against the very each other against the communal spirit of the enterprise, if only out of boredom (it is amazing how quickly, in mere seconds, it takes for a short film to bore you). Though I got a kick out of the Coen Brothers segment, if only for its visual acuity, the best segment belongs to Alexander Payne. His “14th arrondissement” starts out, as do all of his films, as if it is going to ridicule ordinary people, in this case Margo Martindale as a lonely postal employee on solo vacation in Paris, whose voice over, in accent-free French, constitutes her French language class report. It’s beautifully done, takes you unawares, and says a lot in a short amount of time.

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    In the end, Paris, je t’aime, which seems to be generally supervised by Tristan Carné and Emmanuel Benbihy, makes a vague effort to connect some of the short subjects, and also to reassure us that all those scary segments shouldn’t be taken seriously (vampire victim Elijah Wood isn’t “really” dead, it turns out!). What’s weird is how little the film feels like “Paris.” The Coen Brothers segment, for example, could have taken place in London or Manhattan. And “love” is “universal,” not solely product of the City of Lights. I could imagine something funny coming out of a blending of The Red Balloon with Breathless and Tintin: that might have provided a caricaturally Parisian feel. But maybe “Paris,” both literally and imaginatively, cannot be caught in a two or three minute segment. After all, it took Bernardo Bertolucci two full length feature films to isolate his own feelings and observations about the city. Apparently, 12-odd Frenchmen and their international acolytes can be wrong.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/18/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • My little buttercup has the sweetest smile… (Thingamabob)
    • Sarah Silverman vs. Kermit the frog… A titanic match-up… (Thingamabob)
    • Pixar gets extra brownie points for using a cue from Brazil(Thingamabob)
    • And we’ll sign off with some blue shadows on the trail… (Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 6/18/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgIdol Kelly Clarkson has fired her management and canceled her Summer tour. Despite the pending release of Clarkson’s new album, My December, the supporting tour was canceled due to poor ticket sales. Clarkson is still planning on touring but says she first has to “check the clock to make sure my 15 minutes aren’t up yet.”
    • The third installment of the widely successful Guitar Hero video games is due out early next year. The new game will allow players to rock along with tunes from artists such as Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Tenacious D and the Beastie Boys. Unfortunately, the game will not include one of the songs most requested by fans ““ “Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
    • In movie news, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was number one at the box office, bringing in over 57 million dollars.  The movie, which has not received very many favorable reviews, beat the second place film, Ocean’s Thirteen, by over 30 million dollars.  In related news, silver colored dildo’s have been flying off the shelves as fans try to re-create the movie experience at home.
    • And finally, retired game show host Bob Barker has publicly endorsed his friend Rosie O’Donnell as his replacement on The Price Is Right.  While producers narrow down their search for Barker’s replacement, O’Donnell has been heard trying out new catch phrases just in case she gets the job.  Insiders say that O’Donnell’s favorite phrase at the moment is “Come on down!  So I can eat you.”  *DISCLAIMER*  The previous joke was in no way intended to be a joke about Miss O’Donnell being a lesbian.  We here at QSE News would just like to point out that Miss O’Donnell, as we’ve documented before, is a gigantic fat chick who really likes to eat people.

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #28: Back In Bavaria

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #28: Back In Bavaria – [adult swim]’s Dana Snyder and Ken Plume’s weekly chat podcast returns, as Ken has far too much fun with a new instrument he’ll never learn, Dana attempts to lie about events during Ken’s last trip to LA, the pair discuss Dana’s new gigs, they mourn the fate of Brian Dunkleman, Dana finally comes clean about white rap, and more…

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide 6/15/07: Wilbury Twist

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Has it really been over 10 years since the two Traveling Wilburys albums went out of print? A glorified garage band featuring pals George Harrison, Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty, and the underappreciated Jim Keltner on drums, it’s a rocking, relaxed jam amongst friends and equals, whose sole intent was to have a great time making music on the fly. It’s just that wonderful effortlessness that comes to the fore while listening to the newly remastered 3-disc special edition of The Traveling Wilburys (Rhino, $29.98 SRP), which contains both albums plus a bonus DVD featuring rare home video footage from the recording sessions, as well as all the band’s videos. I wish more musicians could rediscover the fun of making music with your mates… and I miss the Wilburys.

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    As good as the first Hellboy Animated film was – and it was wonderful – Hellboy Animated: Blood & Iron (Starz, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) trumps it just in its sheer storytelling weight. Harpies, hellhounds, a werewolf, a vampire, a goddess, and even a haunted house – plus the addition of John Hurt reprising his big screen role as Professor Bruttenholm – all of that and more await you in this fantastic small screen adventure with big screen sensibilities. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes, interviews, and an audio commentary.

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    What better way to show off dad’s new high definition TV than with the HD editions of Planet Earth (BBC, Not Rated, HD-DVD-$99.98 SRP, Blu-Ray-$99.98 SRP). The BBC’s massive documentary series Blue Planet was a truly impressive, stunningly beautiful exploration of our natural world. Planet Earth, however, easily trumps it. Spanning every continent and natural environment, it truly is the definition of jaw-dropping. From the summit of Everest to the open ocean, it’s… well, it’s incredible. I can’t get the scene of a great white shark literally jumping out of the water to seize prey out of my eye. This is also the first release to come along that I think truly merits purchase on either HD-DVD or Blu-Ray, as it was shot entirely in HD, and the already mind-blowing visuals positively pop off your screen. Really, if stores were smart and wanted to move HD-Players, they’d put this series on a loop. Bonus features include over 90 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage, plus a 150-minute documentary that explores the possible future of the planet.

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    Or maybe your father would be happy with a dose of classic Carson, namely a pair of new releases featuring more classic Johnny moments from the king of late night (R2, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP each). The Best of The Tonight Show: Stand-Up Comedians is 2 discs worth of legendary stand-up acts that graced the Tonight Show stage, while The Best of The Tonight Show: King of Late Night packages the bonus specials originally found in the Classic Carson collection. Hi-yo!

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    Just in time for Paul Newman’s latest announcement of his intention to retire from acting comes a pair of 2-disc special editions of some of his finest work – The Hustler and The Verdict (Fox, Not Rated/Rated R, DVD-$19.98 SRP each). Filled with audio commentaries, featurettes, photo galleries, scene analyses, trailers, and more, it’s enough to make Minnesota Fats look like a toothpick.

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    The fine folks at Twomorrows publishing have proven themselves again and again to be the torchbearer for those who love comics, and they’ve added to their already impressive celebratory catalogue of ever lovin’ comics appreciation with a much-deserved spotlight on inker Joe Sinnott (the man who was just a vital part of the early success of Marvel as Kirby and Lee). Brush Strokes With Greatness: The Life & Art of Joe Sinnott (Twomorrows, $17.95 SRP) is packed with more art than you can shake a Ben Grimm stogie at, plus an interview with the man himself, tributes from his colleagues and fans, an intro from Stan Lee, and a piece at the end from Mark Evanier. Click here for a preview.

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    While the films have been available previously, they weren’t completely remastered and packed with bonus materials (including a previously unavailable flick, to boot). The set in question is the must-have Sergio Leone Anthology (MGM/UA, Rated R, DVD-$88.98 SRP), containing the entire run of Clint Eastwood’s gunslinging “Man With No Name” – A Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, and Duck, You Sucker. Get it!

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    The Duke’s birthday may have passed, but there’s still tons more releases to feature, and they make the perfect Father’s Day gift for dear old dad. Case in point is both volumes of the John Wayne Collection (Republic Pictures, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP each), contains eight classics your pa will love to have on his shelf, including Sands of Iwo Jima, Flying Tigers, Wake Of The Red Witch, The Quiet Man, Dakota, A Lady Takes A Chance, Rio Grande, The Fighting Kentuckian.

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    Just 8 years after her first novel in 1930, Nancy Drew leapt top the big screen with the first of four films starring Bonita Ganville as the intrepid young sleuth. All four of those films – Nancy Drew: Detective, Nancy Drew: Reporter, Nancy Drew: Trouble Shooter, & Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase – are features in The Original Nancy Drew Movie Mystery Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP). The 2-disc set also features the theatrical trailers for all 4 adventures.

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    Fox has raided the vaults for a ton of quite sweet titles for their “Cinema Classics Collection” – Don Ameche & The Ritz Brothers in The Three Musketeers, Jack Benny in Charley’s Aunt, Ernest Borgnine in the deep sea odyssey The Neptune Factor, Irwin Allen’s Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea & Fantastic Voyage, and Danny Kaye & Gene Tierney in On The Riviera (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP each). All of the discs feature bonus materials like audio commentaries, vintage promotional shorts, featurettes, trailers, and more.

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    Not to get up your nose with a rubber hose, but the complete first season of that Sweathog odyssey, Welcome Back, Kotter (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) has now entered the digital age. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, plus a retrospective featurette and the original screen tests. Truly, it’s more John Travolta and Gabe Kaplan-y goodness than you can possible imagine.

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    For a moment, let’s imagine a perfect world, where world peace reigns, children are happy, and Michael Bay’s Transformers doesn’t exist. It’s far easier to imagine a wonderful world like that while listening to the 20th anniversary edition of the original soundtrack to Transformers: The Movie (Sony Legacy, $11.98 SRP), in all its glorious 80’s cheesiness. From Stan Bush’s “You Got The Touch” and “Dare” to composer Vince DiCola’s score (in all seriousness, his “Unicron’s Theme” is a great piece of music), it’s almost enough to wipe Bay’s crap away.

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    A decidedly mustachioed Dick Van Dyke is a very disturbing thing, as his continual attempts to inject some kind of folksy levity into the homicide cases that litter the 2nd season of Diagnosis: Murder (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 6-disc set features all 22 episodes of Van Dyke as the sleuthing Dr. Mark Sloan and his homicide detective son (played by Barry Van Dyke). Why can’t we have an audio commentary or two?

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    While the ads made it look like Blood Diamond, Primeval (Hollywood Pictures, Rated R, DVD-$29.99 SRP) is actually a “based on a true story” horror flick about a 25-foot-long man-eating crocodile that cut a bloody swath through the African jungle. Here, a foolish news crew sets out to uncover it. Did I mention they were fools? But c’mon… Giant crocodile. Bonus features include an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurette, and deleted scenes.

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    Chris Cooper is compelling as real-life double agent Robert Hanssen, whose long term deceit funneled U.S. Intelligence secrets to foreign enemies and made Hanssen wealthy. In Breach (Universal, Rated PG-13, DVD-$29.98 SRP), Ryan Phillipe plays Eric O’Neill, who is assigned to Hanssen and is determined to draw him out and expose him in a potentially lethal tete a tete. Bonus features include an audio commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, a featurette on the true story, and deleted scenes.

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    Leaving Magnum behind, Tom Selleck returns as police chief Jesse Stone in a pair of TV movie adaptations of author Robert Parker’s best-selling Jesse Stone mysteries, Night Passage & Death In Paradise (Sony, Not Rated, DVD-$24.96 SRP each). New to the small town of Paradise, Massachusetts, Stone soon has his hands full, and Selleck is in top form.

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    Chuck Norris returns just in time to fulfill all of your Texas Rangering needs with the complete third season of Walker, Texas Ranger (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP). The 7-disc set features all 26 episodes in glorious Norris-vision.

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    I still don’t know how I feel about filmmaker Eric Steel’s documentary The Bridge (Koch Lorber, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP), which documents over two dozen suicides from atop to Golden Gate Bridge, plus plenty of near-fatal moments, that were all captured on film. Even though the piece features interviews with families, friends, witnesses, and even those who attempted the plunge, the whole affair leaves a bad, voyeuristic taste in my mouth. Bonus materials include a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    They certainly don’t hold a candle to the original theatrical shorts, but the new adventures featured in the second volume of the Tom & Jerry Tales (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) certainly aren’t as offensive as some of the latter-day revivals of classic characters tend to be. Honestly – they’re not nearly as bad as you think they are.

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    Suspend the soapiness of Melrose Place at 35,000 feet and you have the loveably trashy UK “drama” Mile High, whose second season is now available via a pair of box-sets (Koch, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP each). Each 4-disc set features 13 episodes, for a total of 26 stories featuring the crew of Fresh Airlines.

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    Can you believe that Star Trek is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year? It’s quite frightening to think that time has flown by that quickly – and that the Age of Geeks has been around that long. Either way, fans and geeks alike will want to make sure they find their very own Captain Kirk figure, seated in his command chair (Art Asylum/Diamond Select, $22.99 SRP). Every home or office needs a little bit of Shatner, just to spruce up the place.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • QSE News: 6/15/2007

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    Here are today’s top entertainment headlines:

    • qsnews.jpgTroubled pop star Britney Spears has reached out to her fans, asking them to help pick the title of her next album.  On her webpage, Spears has posted several titles – including Dignity and Integrity, and the joke OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like OK Like? Not surprising after recent events, the leading vote getter is the title Curtains Finally Match the Carpet.
    • Filmmaker Steven Spielberg has announced that he will support Hillary Clinton as she tries to become the next president of the United States.  We here at QSE News would like to commend Mr. Spielberg on making a brave choice, but we are a little concerned over his use of the phrase “the only Bush I trust in my own.”

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/15/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • Our own Kevin Smith is the featured guest on the latest podcast from Sideshow Collectibles… (Thingamabob)

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  • Party Favors: Corin Nemec & More

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    nemec-01.jpgCHICAGO – Parker Lewis can scare the shit out of you.

    It’s a chilling title performance from Corin Nemec in Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck. Nemec delivers the kind of homicidal action that makes me wonder why he wasn’t cast as either Dick or Perry in the numerous Truman Capote films.

    Corin called the Party Favors to discuss going from a child actor traumatized on the set of Webster to the maniac that killed eight student nurses in Chicago on July 14, 1966. What did Corin do to get Speck’s stare?

    “The stare?” Corin replied. “The stare that was coming from the character was a product of just finding the beingness of the character. Growing up in the South (Corin was born in Arkansas), there’s a different beingness in the South. It’s a much slower kind of place. When I read the script and realized it was more of a character study than a horror/slasher film, that excited me. Then I Wikipedia-ed him. And I was like, cool, I know exactly who this guy is. It was really just a matter of working with director, Mike Phiffer on finding the correct beats and moments to climax. And then relaxing into being that Southern guy again.”

    Toward the end of Speck’s life, he made a videotape showing his party life behind bars. The movie features Corin as the transformed felon. How long did Corin study the tape to nail the nuances?

    nemec-02.jpg“I intentionally didn’t want to see it,” Corin said. “Mike said we don’t want to recreate it. We were just going to do our own version of what that was. Anything and everything we said in there, except for the one famous line, ‘If they only knew how much fun I was having, they’d turn me loose,’ was all improv. I certainly wasn’t interested in mimicking the guy.”

    The centerpiece of the film is Speck’s gruesome attack on the student nurses. The scene took up most of the production. They spent three days – which is nothing for a Chris Tucker vehicle.

    “This was a small independent film and we only had 11 days to shoot it. We made a film that can stand up against a lot of films coming out in theaters right now. We got a full length feature with no holes in the storyline.”

    Speck took hours beating, raping and finally stabbing the student nurses to death. It’s an intense part of the film.

    “The rape scene is the most disturbing in the film,” Corin said. “Outside of that, the rest of it is fairly palatable when you’re talking about genre specific. The fact that its based on a true story deepens the emotional impact of what you’re seeing. if you’re watching a movie like Saw, it’s not nearly as disturbing because you know its not real.”

    How exactly can an actor like Corin, so known for playing nice guys in film and TV show, get into the role of Speck? And how did he get out of this mindset?

    “I studied with Manu Tupou, He had his own theater company called the American Repertory Company. He was in the Actor’s Studio when Marilyn Monroe was there. What he taught was his own Method, which was creating the character as it was scripted,” Corin said. “Living the life of the character as the beats and moments suggested in the material. Then finding whatever new and original beats and moments come out of that by working with the director and living the life of the character organically in the moment. As it’s scripted, this is what the character does – not me. That’s how I separate myself from that. I don’t use the Method. I’m not going into my own past to create a psychological condition that would drive me as an actor to create that moment. When you can embrace the life of the character and the environment and the scene that’s taking place, the rest happens naturally if your instrument is tuned.

    One role you shouldn’t be seeing Corin taking is himself on VH1’s Celebreality programming.

    “I’ve been approached to do some of these VH1 things like I Love the 80s and Where Are They Now. I refuse to do it ’cause you can imdb.com me and see where I am. I’m a working actor,” Corin said. “Just cause I was on a hit show in the 90s and I got an Emmy nomination when I was 15 for I Know My First Name First Name Is Steven, doesn’t mean I stopped the process of being an artist. I was raised by artists and I was raised to be an artist. When the show ended, I went back into theater and started studying at the American Repertory Company and continued doing films, mini-series, independent features, television pilots, guest spots and on and on and on over the next 12 years. Now I’m actively writing, producing my own films as well as starring in them.”

    Besides starring in Chicago Massacre, Corin came on board as an Associate Producer. Hen wants to make sure he takes roles that don’t typecast his talents.

    “Doing a film like Richard Speck, as an artist, is along the lines of what my spine is. I want to do stuff that is original, deep, moving, shocking, that as an actor is challenging. On the flip side, to have another film like High Hopes, with David Faustino and Jason Mewes, which is a total comedy, that film is just as detailed in terms of character development as Richard Speck, but it’s a comedy. it’s exciting for me to have both of these films coming out one after the other.

    “At 13 years old when I saw that I could make $9,500 a week, it was like, ‘Great!’ That’s when I went for money over art. When I finished my run on Webster, I chose to never make that move ever again. Because I have kids and bills to pay, I have made films that I might not normally do, but what I learned from Manu was that it doesn’t matter what the project is. It matters what you bring to it as an artist. No matter what the storyline is, whether it be as silly as SS Doomtroopers or Mansquito or things I’ve done from SciFi Channel, which were a lot of fun, I’m going to bring to that, everything that I have to offer as an artist.”

    Corin is in the process of making his own movie for the SciFi Channel. Getting back to his early days on Webster, I pondered what sort of football tips did Alex Karras give a young Corin. Did they throw the pigskin around between takes?

    “No. Absolutely not,” Corin said. Turns out that real-life married couple Alex Karras and Susan Clark, were going through a rough patch and playing a happy couple on TV took its toll. “They had to stop working in front of a live studio audience because of the terrible fights and arguments that would happen on the set.” Corin was shocked at the cuss words that were thrown around the set. He holds very few fond memories of the gig. “I didn’t enjoy the half hour multi-camera format. I didn’t enjoy the style of writing. It was forced,” Corin said.

    The producers of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose wanted to cast Corin after seeing him in the pilot of What’s Alan Watching? that was produced by Eddie Murphy.

    “When Parker Lewis got the green light at Fox, I had just finished a huge $48 million feature film called Solar Crisis with Jack Palance, Peter Boyle and Charlton Heston. I was one of the lead actors in it. I thought that was going to be my film career. I thought that was the way to go,” Corin said. “When Parker Lewis was offered to me, I turned it down a total of six times before I finally sat down with them and they told me they weren’t doing multi-camera. It was going to be shot like the feature film Three O’Clock High. After that meeting, I was in. We did the show and it was great.”

    The show lasted three seasons on Fox and has enjoyed a long syndication life across the Atlantic. “I’m more famous in Europe than I am here,” Corin said. According to some reports, Corin is approaching Hoff levels in Prague. For those fans of Parker Lewis Can’t Lewis, there is sad DVD news.

    “I was actually working with Shout! Factory to license the rights from Sony for the DVD set,” Corin said. Sony wasn’t willing to license the rights because the didn’t want to share the profit. My excitement was to be able to work with Shout! Factory and be hands on making the extras and be the actual guy to interview the producers, the writers and the cast members. We couldn’t get the nod from Sony so now we’re in a holding pattern.”

    Parker Lewis came out the same season that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was adapted as a series. Small screen Ferris died after 13 episodes. While TV critics at the time called Parker a knock-off of the series, Corin knows better.

    “They created the concept of Parker Lewis before Ferris Bueller ever came out in theaters,” Corin said. “A lot of people don’t realize that Parker Lewis wasn’t because of Ferris Bueller.”

    With High Hopes on the release horizon, I asked about working with Master Thespian Jason Mewes.

    “Having the opportunity to work with him in a buddy film with David Faustino is just perfect. When people see the movie, they’ll see that the relationship seems very real and believable and not forced at all. It’s a kind of a slice of life film. It’s not really your general approach to the marijuana mayhem comedies. You’re watching these guys struggling to get ahead and they come across a million dollars in government weed which they decide to sell to make their own independent film. Jay is the slacker who doesn’t do anything. I’m a struggling actor. David’s a struggling writer. Together we come up with this great plan.”

    The film features numerous cameos including Andy Dick, Edward Furlong, Edward Bunker, Danny Trejo, Robert Rodriguez, Ted Raimi and for WCW fans – Diamond Dallas Page.

    This isn’t the first dope comedy on Corin’s resume. “I did another one with David Faustino called Killer Bud.” There’s a lot of people hoping this twosome complete the trilogy.

    Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck is out on DVD from Lionsgate. High Hopes will also be coming out on DVD from Lionsgate.

    WHERE’S ALBERT

    After my report from the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival, a few people wrote to ask why Albert Maysles was missing. The Party Favors wrote Albert. Turns out that he’s doing well and being kept extra busy on various projects so that he didn’t have the time to visit Durham. He’s also become the toast of Broadway with Grey Gardens being up for nearly a dozen Tony Awards and winning Best Actress and Best Featured Actress in a Musical. Who knew that the movie he and his brother David made would dominate the Great White Way?

    According to rumors, producers are developing the Maysles brothers biggest hit for the 2009 season. Gimme Shelter will be presented in “Beat Around.” During the recreated Rolling Stones performance at Altamont, the actors playing the Hells Angels will come out into the seats and attack audience members with pool cues. You’ll remember to turn off your cellphone after your wife gets stomped into the carpet by Sonny and his crew. Like Will Rogers’ Follies, each show will feature a celebrity playing almost assassin Meredith Hunter. With the excess of reality show stars that want to remain in showbiz, they’ll beg to be the one to attempt to shoot Mick Jagger. What’s a molar to claim a legit stage credit? Imagine that, in one week, we can eliminate the entire cast of Real World: Newark.

    The only problem right now is lining up enough hospital beds to treat the audience after each show.

    GREATEST COMPETITION SHOW EVER

    All bow down and worship at the intense insanity that is Ninja Warrior on G4. It’s MXC for the hardcore desiring a serious obstacle course. A hundred people attempt to tackle these courses that test the skills that only a great ninja warrior can accomplish. Why do the Japanese come up with kick ass gameshows while we’re stuck watching people open suitcases?

    Normally this is where I’d blast G4 for running a show that has nothing to do with video games, like The Man Show. But Ninja Warrior is a live action video game. These guys are pretty much performing Pitfall and Super Mario Brothers as they race across the swampy course. I’m hooked.

    CARBON NONSENSE

    Here’s a little environmental conservation tip that you never hear from Leonardo DiCapio: Instead of wasting gas driving to a movie theater to see his new blockbuster, wait for it to appear on TV. Don’t buy the DVD. Producing DVDs involves mining of metal and the evils of plastic. Plus think of all the fuel used to ship that little box to the store or your post office box. Just wait for it to appear on HBO. And if you have a pedal generator to run your TV set, that would be best, so you are making your own electricity.

    BLAH-VO

    Every so often, I get bugged that my local cable company refuses to carry Bravo. Normally when they’re hyping a new reality show. But then I visit someone with a dish and get so deflated at their programming. During Memorial Day weekend, I clicked onto the channel in the evening. Instead of interesting and freakish programming, they were running Waterworld. Why the hell should I make a scene to get this channel? I’m better off just waiting for the DVDs of their original programming to get listed on Netflix.

    Why is Twin Peaks on Universal’s Chiller channel when it’s got enough cops and FBI agents in the cast to be put on Sleuth?

    ICED TRUTH

    For the longest time, I swore Tony Sinclair of Tanqueray Gin fame was the DJ on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. He seemed like the kinda guy who could give Ellen a case of happy feet. Was I wrong. Not that I bet money or caused a bar fight based on this misconception. But damn it, how can it be that Tony Sinclair is a creature completely conceived on Madison Avenue? Who thought he’d be like Steven, the Dell Dude? Tony is played by actor Rodney Mason – who doesn’t have too many major credits to his name. He hasn’t even appeared as a witness on a Law and Order or CSI. Hopefully that will all change with The Case of the Missing Limes.

  • QSE News: 6/14/2007

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    • qsnews.jpgAs a sign of the pending apocalypse, the band Good Charlotte is joining forces with Justin Timberlake for a tour this summer. Kicking off on August 6 in Memphis and adequately named the “Not A Hair There” tour, the show promises to bring a level of “suck-itude” to the stage that hasn’t been seen since in years.  Fortunately, both acts have promised to play “only the hits,” ensuring that the show will be no longer than half an hour and will not force their collective fan base to miss nappy time.
    • Korn frontman, Jonathan Davis, is writing an opera. Yeah, you read that correctly. An opera. There is no joke associated with this news item as it itself is a joke. Seriously… as hard as we try, there’s just some shit you can’t make up. Some days it all just stops making sense.

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 6/14/2007

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions ““ some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds”¦

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    • RIP, Mr. Wizard. I’ll never pass a supermarket without thinking of your science… (Thingamabob)
    • How about The Wedding Singer, Broadway style?… (Thingamabob)

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  • QSE News: 6/13/2007

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    • qsnews.jpgThe recently crowned Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, has auditioned for a role on the hit TV show Heroes. It is not known exactly what part Mori would be playing, but series creator Tim Kring did mention that “she will be the love interest for one of the existing characters on the show.” Kring continued by saying “if (Mori) gets the part, her super power will be the ability to suck a golf ball through a 30 foot hose.”
    • The band Cat Power has won this year’s Shortlist Music Prize. Cat Power’s album, The Greatest, was chosen as this year’s winner by other musicians including Sufjan Stevens, Wayne Coyne, KT Tunstall and some dude from Panic! At the Disco. Cat Power won despite a strong entry from Kevin Federline.
    • And finally, in sad news, Don Herbert, better known as TV’s original Mr. Wizard, has died at the age of 89.  From 1951 ““ 1964 Herbert taught kids all over the country simple science experiments that they could do in their own homes. Herbert died on Tuesday doing what he loved to do… using science while banging hookers.

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    • It’s a Mads vs. the SOL swing choir competition… (Thingamabob)

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  • Monkey Talk with Paul Dini: Stuffed Animal Stand-Up with Rashy #1

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    Paul Dini’s “Monkey Talk” (co-hosted by his irrepressible sock monkey son, Rashy) returns with Rashy’s attempt to break into the dog-eat-dog world of Stuffed Animal Stand-Up. Be sure to check out Rashy’s official site at LittleRashy.com

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