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  • Celebrate EARTH DAY with the BBC and win DVDs!

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    Earth Day is fast approaching, and thanks to the BBC, not only are we giving away 10 copies of THE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH WILDLIFE SPECIALS, but one lucky grand prize winner will walk away with the mega BBC NATURAL HISTORY COLLECTION on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 23rd.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, April 23rd.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/14/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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    • Behind the scenes of the old school HBO Starship intro… (Thingamabob)

  • SModcast 46

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    Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

    The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 46: Mr. Deaves Goes to Town –

    In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Comics & Comics: We Go To Eleven…

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    Howdy Interwebbers, I’m Matt Cohen, and I dig holes.But when I’m not doing that, I’m reading comics – and it just so happens that I took time out of my busy hole-digging schedule to read some comics this week (Lucky you).

    Therefore, I find it my task – nay, my duty – to help you decide what books are worth your valuable dollars. So pull on your long boots cause its time to wade through the week that was.

    DC

    Batman: Death Mask #1: What a book! Frankly, I am surprised and delighted that this comic even exists. Batman: Death Mask is, in fairly watered down terms, the first Manga incarnation of Batman in the printed form, and it couldn’t be more exciting or innovative. Even when first picking up the book, the reader is immediately met with the satisfying (or totally confusing for the non initiated) realization that the book is read from back to front in traditional Manga fashion. From that point on, if one forgets that the characters are beloved American creations, it seems like you are reading a straight out of Japan, hero Manga story. The Bat’s first foray feels totally fresh and new, almost like meeting Batman for the first time. Writer and artist Yoshinori Natsume has crafted a pretty remarkable piece of art here, which is made more significant due to the fact that its protagonist is one of the most loved and widely read characters in American literary history. The layout, the art, the writing – everything – is near perfect. I don’t want to go into plot because I think this is a book each and every single comic fan should read for themselves. A remarkable achievement and an all together amazing read, a book this good comes around only a few times in one’s life. I applaud both the creative talent and DC for the foresight to produce such a title. Stellar, stellar stuff. And, of course, the best part is, there’s three more issues to come

    Titans #1: The first offering from creative team Judd Winick and Ian Churchill reunites the fan favorite Wolfman/Perez Teen Titans roster and I, for one, couldn’t be happier to see them again. Nightwing, Donna Troy (really? No name yet? Cmon folks), Red-Arrow, Raven, The Flash, Starfire and Beastboy are back and this time some of them are sporting facial hair (No… Not Raven). The run starts off pretty great, with Winick i, particular writing at top form. The Titans are all attacked by seemingly random “Baddies” – First Nightwing, then Kori, so on and so on reaching all the way to Robin’s Titans. Even worse, former “lesser” Titans are being attacked as well, even leading to some fatalities. This string of violent and surprise ambushes lead to the circumstantially unfortunate reunion of the Titans. This issue is really just about calling up the members, if you will. We are only given about a page or two with each, but that is fine because, if Winick’s previous work is any indication, this series will take a little while to kick off into full on action mode, which is fine, because it allows Judd to really build up the characters/stakes before letting all hell break loose. Churchill’s art is tight as ever and I am extremely happy he is getting to work on another book (His version of Supergirl remains my favorite). The last page brings a great surprise and reintroduction to an old enemy, and without going into spoilers, lets just say Ravager isn’t the only current Titan with daddy issues. Great read in what I think will be a great series. Check it out.

    Honorable Mentions: Green Arrow and Black Canary # 7, JSA#14

    Marvel

    Nova V.4 #12: If you haven’t picked up this book yet, you obviously haven’t been listening to me… and that hurts. Richard Ryder has recently, in my opinion, solidified himself as the “top” cosmic character that Marvel is currently offering. Forget Starlord and Captain Marvel, if you want to read the best intergalactic title this side of DC, Nova is the book for you. Somehow, Ryder is still alive, though the worldmind virus has nearly decimated his mind and body, along with countless alien worlds. Last issue’s inclusion of Warlock from the New Mutants was honestly one of my favorite comic moments in years, and this issue had a lot to live up to. Luckily, Dan Abnett and series runner Andy Lanning do not disappoint. Stranded on the tech-planet, Richard finds himself quickly up against an almost invulnerable foe in the form of Technarch, a massive and ancient robotic being. The battle that ensues is worth the price of admission alone. Though this issue is very plot-centric, it still is a very good addition to what has been one of my favorite comic runs in years. Nova is still one the best books Marvel puts out, and if you aren’t a reader you should be.

    Avengers Fairy Tales #2: The fairy tale imprint may be around for a long while (judging my sales and critical response) so If you are unfamiliar with the line, this is a great chance to jump on before you miss the boat entirely. Issue 2, like all “Fairy Tale” books, is a standalone story that takes some of our most well known and beloved comic book icons, and puts them into the setting of a classic (or newly invented) fairy tale. This week, we are offered a retelling of the classic tale Pinocchio, starring Henry Pym as Geppeto and Vision as the robot who would be a boy. As per usual, C.B. Cebulski is writing intelligent, funny comics that I find refreshing in an age of doom and gloom. Artist Nuno Plati brings a unique, almost cartoon like quality to the pages and I think it matches perfectly with the tone and overall concept of the series. Every once in a while it’s nice to take a break from continuity heavy “super” comics and, so far, Avengers: Fairy Tales has provided that respite and then some. Great stuff.

    Honorable Mentions: Punisher MAX #56, Fantastic Four #556

    Indie

    The Exterminators # 28 : Is this series really up to issue 28 already? My, time flies when you’re having fun. Or fighting an evil army of prehistoric insects bent on worlwide domination. Time flies then, too. Simon Oliver’s indie masterpiece (I think enough time has passed where we can officially call The Exterminators a masterpiece. It’s more then proven itself worthy) is still going strong and shows no signs of slowing. In this issue, drawn by fan favorite Tony Moore, Henry James and the boys of Bug-Be-Gone find themselves nearing closer and closer to a final confrontation with the forces of one time coworker – and new vessel for the ancient bug god – AJ, and the collective armies of Draxx. The action is extremely ramped up in what seems to be the near conclusion of this epic first arc. Henry and gang are holed up in the Bug-Be-Gone offices, barricaded in a back room, and with good reason; AJ has released the ancient forces bound on taking over the world and ushering in a new darkness. Read: Swarms of giant egyptian Hissers that seem to blot out the sun. The next issue of this book is going to be all out war and I’m pretty damn excited to see it. This book remains one of the sharpest and consistently great reads, and this week’s issue doesn’t betray that pedigree. Particularly the last few panels are worth a look, as I was both laughing and kinda freaked out when I read them. Here’s hoping that Oliver keeps up the fantastic work.

    Honorable Mentions: The Goon # 23, B.P.R.D 1946 #4, Groo Hell on Earth #4

    Well, that’s all for today campers. But have no fear, I’ll be here next week for the newest chapter of the ongoing saga of Comics & Comics. So dry those tears, fix that hair, and as always,

    “Keep em’ bagged and boarded”-

    Matt Cohen is currently accusing himself of being a super, super Skrull. The best one in fact.

  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #38: Running On Empty

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #38: Running On Empty – Ken & Dana return for another round of good-natured ribbing while singing the praises of Paul F. Tompkins, talking DVDs, pondering the futility of casting name Chipmunks, reflecting on awkward dinner encounters, dreading the coming of the new Indiana Jones, explaining the power of C-SPAN, remembering YAN CAN COOK, and much more.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/11/08: What Will Become Of The Baron?

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    It’s taken 20 years, but Terry Gilliam’s The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$19.94 SRP) is finally getting the respect that it deserves. Long a favorite of discerning film fans (and kids who saw it dozens of times on HBO in the early-90’s), it had been largely overshadowed with tales of “The Curse Of Baron Munchausen” and its large budget – fittingly enough, most of the legend is lies. The truth of what happened during the making of the film (for those who haven’t read the fascinating book on its making, Losing The Light) is told in the 3-part documentary included on this new 2-disc special edition, which also include a new transfer, audio commentary with Gilliam and co-writer Charles McKeown, deleted scenes, and storyboard sequences narrated by Gilliam & McKeown. The film is also available in a Blu-Ray edition ($28.95 SRP), which features all the same bonus material, plus an exclusive enhanced graphics and trivia track. Either way, it’s a must have for any film library.

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    While Punch Drunk Love went a little ways toward erasing the memory of the incredibly pretentious filmmaker that followed up the likeable Boogie Nights with Magnolia, it took There Will Be Blood (Paramount, Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP) for me to have a renewed faith in writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson. An epic (if loose) adaptation of Upton Sinclair’s novel Oil – which told the tale of the oil barons that carved up the west – Anderson constructs the fictitious Daniel Plainview as the archetype of the industriousness, ingenuity, and greed that defined an age. Daniel Day-Lewis more than earns his Oscar as Plainview, if only for the way he channeled John Huston. The 2-disc set features behind-the-scenes featurettes and the circa 1923 silent film The Story Of Petroleum.

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    Although it’s not the version that aired on Bravo a few years back, I can still heartily recommend the new DVD of the Upright Citizens Brigade: Asssscat! special (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 SRP) – a two-hour affair featuring the UCB (Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, & Matt Walsh) and special guests Chad Carter, Sean Conroy, Andrew Daly, Horatio Sanz, Will Arnett, Ed Helms, Jen Kirkman, Thomas Lennon, Paul F. Tompkins, and Kate Walsh. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, interviews, additional segments, and more.

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    Not until you get hold of Giulia D’Agnolo Vallan’s John Landis (M Press, $29.95 SRP) do you realize that you’ve always wanted a book that focus on the career of the director that brought us Blues Brothers, Animal House, An American Werewolf In London, Trading Places, Coming To America, Spies Like Us, The Three Amigos, and so many more. With this mighty tome, we get in-depth conversations with Landis and his collaborators, spanning his entire career – even the controversial bits. A must have.

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    Before he was House, Hugh Laurie starred in the Britcom Fortysomething (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP) as Paul Slippery, a man whose mid-life crises are mounting fast and furious – from a wife who may be having an extramarital affair to sons who mock him with their youth and virility. The 2-disc box set features all 6 episodes, but sadly no bonus materials.

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    The end of their long original run is coming to a close by the time we reach the 6th season of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP). The 2-disc set features all 16 episodes, but sadly not a single bonus feature.

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    Fog City Mavericks (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) chronicles the evolution of the fiercely independent filmmaking scene that grew up and has firmly rooted itself in San Francisco. Filmmakers chronicled and interviewed for the film include Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, Saul Zaentz, Chris Columbus, John Lasseter, Phillip Kaufman, Steven Spielberg, and more.

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    It’s a shame that the final season of Buffy was such crap, because it taints the first collection of comics in what is ostensibly the show’s 8th season, Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Long Way Home (Dark Horse, $15.95 SRP) – which might otherwise be a fun continuation of a cancelled TV show. As it stands, it all too often flickers back to what made the series golden, before reminding us that it’s picked things up from the abysmal ending we were given when it went off the air.

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    I still think half of what he does in his crusading efforts to save sharks is insane and dangerous, but at least filmmaker Rob Stewart’s documentary about his efforts, Sharkwater (Warner bros., Rated PG, DVD-$19.98 SRP), doesn’t end with him being eaten by a grizzly bear. That’s good, right? Bonus features include a behind-the-scenes featurette, a naval training film on shark defense, TV spots, and the theatrical trailer.

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    Still folksy after all of these years, Andy Griffith returned to TV screens with his instantly loveable lawyer Matlock (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP), who always played like a down home Perry Mason. This 7-disc set features all 24 episodes of the show’s first season, including the TV movie that launched it all.

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    You know things are ramping up towards the release of the new Indiana Jones flick when something like the Indiana Jones Omnibus: Volume 1 (Dark Horse, $24.95 SRP) gets released. This initial volume collects the 90’s Dark Horse miniseries Fate Of Atlantis, Thunder In The Orient, and Arms Of Gold.

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    Much like King Of Kong and its focus on the battle for Donkey Kong score supremacy, I never thought I’d be interested in the story about how the last pinball machine manufacturer tried to save a dying industry back in 1999, but Tilt (Future Of Pinball, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) won me over with the same kind of underdog verve. The 2-disc set features extra interview footage, an audio commentary, and more.

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    Frank Darabont has always been one of the few filmmaker’s able to do right by Stephen King (see The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile, so I wasn’t surprised that he did a pretty darn good job on The Mist (Genius, Rated R, DVD-$32.95 SRP) – aka the short story about the group of people trapped in a supermarket when an evil creature-filled mist descends on a small town. The 2-disc set features an audio commentary, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes featurettes, and the ability to watch the entire film in Darabon’t preferred black & white, which gives it a nice 50’s feel.

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    If you want a clear example of how positive the advent and entrenchment of DVD has been to the release of catalogue titles, look no further than the 3rd volume of Warner’s Classic Musicals From The Dream Factory (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$69.98 SRP). For an exceptionally low price, the 9-disc set contains the musicals Hit The Deck, Kismet, Nancy Goes To Rio, Two Weeks With Love, Broadway Melody Of 1936, Broadway Melody Of 1938, Born To Dance, and Lady Be Good – plus the usual complement of vintage short subjects, cartoons, audio materials, and more. Amazing.

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    Speaking of Perry Mason, the Perry Mason: 50th Anniversary Edition (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$49.99 SRP) contains a dozen of the uber-lawyer’s fIn reply to:2nest cases, plus interviews, featurettes, promos, galleries, rare PSAs, and much more. It’s certainly a primo primer and a bonus for fans of Mason.

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    I guess it should be no surprise that Cartoon Network is continuing their mad march toward showing more and more live action (Jurassic Park 3, people? Really?). Of the recent efforts, at least Ben 10: Race Against Time (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is watchable, as it translates the long-running cartoon to real life with an epic battle against Ben’s archnemesis Eon. Bonus materials include a trio of behind-the-scenes featurettes, a look at the LA premiere, and a chat with the cast.

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    Produced & narrated by Leonardo DiCaprio, The 11th Hour (Warner Bros., Rated PG, DVD-$4.99 SRP) is an alarmist portrait of a world in ecological crisis, full of discussions on what got us to this point and how we can possibly rectify matters. I’m not entirely comfortable with its tone, but there’s no denying that we are at an environmental crossroads, and a healthy discussion is always welcome. Bonus features include a clutch of featurettes elaborating on various points made within the film.

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    It’s hard to hate The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep (Sony, Rated PG, DVD-$28.96 SRP). Maybe it’s because it’s a kid’s tale that’s just so earnest in its gee whiz heartstringery – revolving around a young boy who essentially adopts a baby Loch Ness monster and struggles to keep his best friend a secret as it grows increasingly larger – that it feels like a form of abuse to slap it around. Instead, I showed it to my 3-year-old nephew. And he loved it. So there you go. The 2-disc set features deleted scenes and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    By its 6th season, Wings (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) had settled comfortably into its niche as an affable comedy that provided an enjoyable half-hour diversion – and still featured a great comedic cast, including Tony Shalhoub and Thomas Haden Church. The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes.

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    Though I still think of him as the 5th Doctor, Peter Davison returns as Detective Constable “Dangerous” Davies in the 4th series of The Last Detective (Acorn Media, Not Rated, DVD-$39.99 SRP). The 2-disc set features 5 full-length mysteries that are left to Davies to sort out.

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    It’s not exactly star-studded, but the new BBC adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense & Sensibility (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) is a lavish, faithful, and largely entertaining production. The 2-disc set features an audio commentary, interviews, a radio play, and a photo gallery.

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    If you’ve been a reader of this column for any length of time, you’ll know I’m a big fan of the Muppets – which includes Sesame Street. I’ve always been fascinated with puppets, and always delight in getting hold of a decent Muppet character puppet. Gund has recently been rolling out a load of Sesame merchandise, which also include 34″ full body puppets of some of the characters. I’ve recently been able to get my hands on the Grover puppet (Gund, $69.99 SRP), and it’s a fun piece of fur and stuffing. While the likeness isn’t 100% and it’s puppeteered from an entry in the back of its head (the real Grover is a glove puppet) – not to mention that the puppet features live hands, which the real Grover does not – it’s still loads of fun (as you can see in this video of me mucking around with it). Heck, my nephews love it, too.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • Win THE MIST on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Genius, one (1) copy of THE MIST: 2-DISC COLLECTOR’S EDITION on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Friday, April 18th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, April 18th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/11/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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    • Artie Lange sort of quitting the Howard Stern Show, last year… (Thingamabob)

    • Arte on The Big Idea, not looking too good… (Thingamabob)

    • And Artie really quitting Stern, Part 1… (Thingamabob)

  • Cabin Fever #20: The Tasty Test

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    cabinfever2008-04-09-01.jpgCABIN FEVER #20: The Tasty Test – Aaron’s luggage arrives home safe and sound from Texas, almost as if t’were made of sapient pearwood. As a result, our dynamic duo get a first listen of the CD-shaped sex wee that is Waking The Giants, the new album from their favourite band, The Tastydactyls. In keeping with the tasty theme, they take their first tentative steps into the world of Slim Jims, Beef Jerky, and other assorted edible bodily waste while on air, in order to preserve their reactions so that they may be studied long after they have succumbed to food poisoning.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • Win UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE: ASSSSCAT on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout! Factory, two (2) copies of UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE: ASSSSCAT! on DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, April 15th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

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    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

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    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/9/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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    • Jonathan Coulton and Paul & Storm are NOT Still Alive… (Thingamabob)

    • This is what happenes when you give drummers a long leash… (Thingamabob)

  • DVD Late Show: Spring Cleaning

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    04/09/08

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    CLOVERFIELD (2008, Paramount). Only three months or so after a short run in theaters, producer J.J. Abrams and director Matt Reeves’s post-9/11 take on the giant monster genre debuts on digital versatile disc in a nice special edition from Paramaount.

    The paper-thin plot has a group of 20-somethings attempting to find and rescue a friend in a New York City that is under assault by a strange, alien-looking gargantua and its vicious, insectoid parasites. Shot in a manner intended to simulate a first-person home video documentation of events, the film is fast-paced (once it gets going), full of surprises, and entertaining. It’s about as inherently goofy as any other giant monster movie and doesn’t hold up to a lot of heavy critical analysis, but you know what? It’s a giant monster movie. It really doesn’t need to. All it needs to do is be fun, and I thought it was definitely that.

    Awesome giant monster? Check. Massive and spectacular scenes of destruction? Check. Surprises? Check. Scary scenes? Oh yeah. Moderately interesting characters? Close enough.

    And, for what it’s worth, I really enjoyed seeing a giant monster movie from the perspective of the civilians on the ground, rather than from the POV of yelling generals, brilliant scientists and heroic soldiers. The creature design by the Tippett studio was quite unique and unusual, as well.

    Paramount’s DVD offers the film in a flawless, anamorphic widescreen presentation and 5.1 Dolby Surround Sound. Special features include a commentary track by Reeves, a handful of behind-the-scenes documentaries, a few thankfully deleted scenes, a gag reel, and two alternate endings, neither of which are particularly interesting.

    It’s a decent package, but I’m guessing there will be probably be a double-dip in a few months. Nevertheless, I dug the movie and recommend picking it up.

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    EVIL DEAD: THE ULTIMATE EDITION (1981, Starz/Anchor Bay). Five college students travel to an isolated cabin in the woods for a vacation, where they unwittingly release evil spirits which possess them, one by one. Carnage ensues.

    The most recent DVD release of this legendary ““ and much-reissued ““ indie horror classic from director Sam Raimi (SPIDER-MAN) and star/producer Bruce Campbell (BUBBA HO-TEP) is not quite the definitive edition promised, but it’s very, very close.

    The set contains two versions of the film, each on their own disc. On disc one, you have EVIL DEAD presented matted to 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen, accompanied by a previously recorded commentary track by Raimi and producer Rob Tappert that dates back to the laserdisc release of the film by Elite Entertainment in the 90’s. It’s a still a great commentary, though. This disc also includes a new (?) and very well-made documentary, ONE BY ONE WE’LL TAKE YOU: THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE EVIL DEAD.

    Disc two features the film in its original full-frame format and is accompanied by the equally-old solo Campbell commentary. Although it was recorded about a decade ago, it holds up as one of the greatest DVD commentaries ever, and is worth listening to again and again. This disc also includes TREASURES FROM THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR, a collection of outtakes and deleted scenes.

    The third disc contains the remaining extra features, including a bunch of material promoting the recent tour of the film’s leading actresses, “The Ladies of EVIL DEAD.” There are also a handful of TV Spots, make-up test footage, the original theatrical trailer, a photo gallery, a poster & memorabilia gallery, and various interviews.

    If you already own one of the previous versions of THE EVIL DEAD, this so-called “Ultimate Edition” does not contain every feature previously issues with the movie, so be forwarned. If you don’t already own a version of the film on DVD and would like to, you won’t find a better-looking presentation of the movie, and the extras are pretty good.

    It’s a really nice set. It’s just not “Ultimate.”

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    HATCHET: UNRATED (2007, Starz/Anchor Bay). A group of college students and other born-victims are in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. For a lark, they take a late-night boat tour of the nearby bayous, and find themselves stalked and killed one at a time by a deformed, nigh-invulnerable axe murderer with a colorful legend.

    Sigh. From the praise heaped on this by-the-numbers, self-parodying, routine stalk-n-slay flick, I expected something special. But instead, it plays out as an 80’s slasher film fan’s valentine to the genre”¦ a notably uninspired valentine without a single new idea or thing to say. Yeah, okay, it’s nice that they got Kane Hodder to play their killer, “Victor Crowley.” But he plays it pretty much exactly the same way he played Jason in the countless FRIDAY THE 13TH sequels he did. Robert Englund and Tony Todd have been making a career of cameos in recent horror flicks, trading off their fright film cred, but their appearances in HATCHET are so brief and corny as to be pointless. The main cast is adequate, considering the banal, predictable script, and BUFFY/ANGEL fans will enjoy seeing actress Mercedes McNab (Harmony) flashing her boobies. But that’s about all this has goes going for it.

    Okay, to be fair, it’s quite well shot, and the pace is pretty good, but it’s hardly a classic.

    The Starz DVD is of their usual high quality, with a pristine 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and both 5.1 and 2.0 Dolby Surround Sound. The disc includes and audio commentary by writer/director Adam Greenm cinematographer Will Barratt, and cast members Tamara Feldman, Joel Moore and Deon Richmond. Three are a handful of behind-the-scenes featurettes, a gag reel, and a trailer. There’s also a weird featurette that’s nothing more than director Green’s love letter to Twisted Sister front man Dee Snider”¦ but it’s more interesting than the feature.

    Recommended only for undemanding gorehounds.

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    RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE (1973, Dark Sky Films). This Italian exploitation effort stars Robert Mitchum’s son Chris as the son of a mobster who returns home after a stay in prison to discover that his father has been murdered and the family business taken over by a rival criminal. In true revenge movie form, he sets out to avenge his family honor with the help of a hot mob babe (Barbara Bouchet).

    RICCO is a tedious, plodding, “inaction” film with little to recommend it aside from the bountiful charms of frequently naked Euro-vixens Barbara Bouchet and Malisa Longo. The only other point of interest in the entire movie is a surprisingly graphic shock sequence wherein a bunch of gangsters cut off a man’s genitalia and stuff them in his mouth before dumping him into a vat of acid. It looks fake as hell, but at least it’s memorable.

    Dark Sky Films have put together a nice package for this rather undeserving film, with a remarkably clean 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and an on-screen interview with star Chris Mitchum, who discusses his exploitation acting career and working in the shadow of his super-star father.

    Not a great movie, but Dark Sky steps up with another high quality DVD. Recommended only for fans of the film ““ if there are any ““ and aficionados of Euro-starlet skin.

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    BEOWULF: UNRATED (2007, Paramount). The legendary warrior (Ray Winstone) takes on the horrific monster Grendel (Crispin Glover, WILLARD) and the creature’s seductive mother (Angelina Jolie, TOMB RAIDER) in ancient Denmark.

    Robert Zemeckis (BACK TO THE FUTURE) continues his unhealthy love affair with modern technology with this cold, mostly uninvolving computer-animated adventure based on the ancient epic poem. The script by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary is fairly decent, and almost manages to invest the film with some soul. Unfortunately, the CGI animation and motion-capture performances, while technically quite remarkable, place a huge barrier between the audience and its plastic, action figure-looking characters, and it’s difficult to get emotionally involved in the story. Visually, it’s pretty amazing, but the neither live action-nor-fully animated nature of the filmmaking can be off-putting.

    Paramount’s DVD is, like the film, technically astounding. The 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen direct digital transfer is crystal sharp, and the Dolby 5.1 audio is thunderous. The Unrated DVD is fairly loaded with special features, including deleted scenes, numerous “making of” featurettes, and trailers.

    Clearly, I found BEOWULF to be disappointing, but if you’re a fan of the movie already, the DVD is definitely worth having, as the presentation is inarguably excellent.

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    DRAGONLANCE (2007, Paramount). Based on a series of DUNGEONS & DRAGONS tie-in adventure novels, this PG-13 animated fantasy film revolves around a cosmic battle between good and evil, and the group of heroes who gather for a quest which will benefit the forces of good. Pretty standard stuff.

    The producers have rounded up a geek-friendly cast of voice actors, including Kiefer Sutherland (THE LOST BOYS), Lucy Lawless (XENA), Michael Rosenbaum (SMALLVILLE) and Michelle Tratchenberg (BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER), and the script, based on the novel by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, is fairly solid, if routine, fantasy material. Unfortunately, the animation, directed by toon vet Will Meugnot, looks like it was done in the mid-Eighties. Compared to other recent, direct-to-DVD animated features like JUSTICE LEAGUE: NEW FRONTIER, HELLBOY ANIMATED or TUROK: SON OF STONE, DRAGONLANCE looks downright prehistoric.

    The character designs are bland and uninspired, the backgrounds are under-detailed, and the animation itself is stiff and awkward. The limited computer animation never blends well with the hand-drawn material, and is frequently jarring. I suppose, if you were a fan of that awful DUNGEONS & DRAGONS cartoon from the Eighties, this movie might make a decent companion piece, but really, it’s just not very good.

    Parmount’s DVD is fine, with a sharp, anamorphic widescreen transfer and robust Dolby Digital 5.1 sound. The skimpy extra features consist of some early test animation and the original character designs.

    I love good adventure animation, but this isn’t good adventure animation. Not recommended.

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    GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE: THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED SERIES (1967, Classic Media). To tie-in with a new GEORGE animated series for Cartoon Network, Classic Media has collected the entire original series from Jay Ward (ROCKY & BULLWINKLE).

    George is a dim-witted Tarzan who lives in a treehouse with his girlfriend Ursula (who he often refers to as “Fella”), his “doggie,” the elephant Shep, and an erudite gorilla called Ape. Each 30-minute episode includes a roughly 7-minute GEORGE adventure, and two equal-length installments of TOM SLICK, about a race driver, and SUPER CHICKEN, the adventures of a potion-sipping, super-powered fowl. The episodes are obviously fast paced, and like other Ward productions, the humor works on several levels, making them as funny for adults as for kids.

    Classic Media has packaged all 17 episodes of this 40-year-old toon in an attractive, two-disc, hardback case. The full-frame transfers are clean and fairly bright, showing only minimal dirt and some minor age-related damage. Overall, the episodes look quite good for a TV a cartoon of its vintage.

    A great, funny cartoon, far funnier than those Disney live-action rip-offs. Recommended.

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    GONE BABY GONE (2007, Miramax). This contemporary crime thriller from director Ben Affleck, and based on a novel by Dennis Lehane, was one of the best films of last year. As far as I’m concerned, Ben did such an assured job helming this disturbing drama, that he can give up acting and move behind the camera permanently.

    The downbeat story involves two young Boston private investigators (Casey Affleck of AMERICAN PIE and Michelle Monaghan of KISS KISS BANG BANG) who are hired to find a kidnapped little girl. Rich with authentic Beantown atmosphere and filled with great supporting performances from both unknowns and veterans like Ed Harris and Morgan Freeman, GONE BABY GONE hits all the right notes for a modern noir.

    The Miramax disc offers a sterling 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and a robust Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound track. Director Affleck and screenwriter Aaron Stockard provide an informative and involving audio commentary track. The behind-the-scenes featurettes focus primarily on the director’s choice to shoot in his hometown, and the effort made to ensure the verisimilitude of the project. There’s a handful of deleted scenes (with commentary) and a fascinating alternate ending.

    GONE BABY GONE is a strong, effective film, and the DVD is highly recommended.

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    THE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939, VCI). Legendary screen villain Bela Lugosi stars in this12-chapter cliffhanger serial, as scientist Dr.Alex Zorka, a certifiable madman determined to take over the world with his inventions, which include exploding spiders, an invisibility belt, an awesome 8-foot robot with a monster’s face, and a nearly-indecipherable accent. In each chapter he is opposed by the forces of law and order, who find themselves completely overmatched by the nutty professor’s brilliance”¦ and their own astounding incompetence.

    VCI’s disc presents all 12 chapters in their original full-frame, 1.33:1 aspect ratio. Print quality is generally terrible, with tons of damage and bad contrast ““ but it’s more bearable than any other DVD I’ve found of this serial. The disc includes a Porky Pig cartoon, PORKY’S MIDNIGHT MATINEE, as a bonus feature.

    It’s not one of the best serials, but Lugosi is a pleasure to watch, and he seems to be having fun, too. For cliffhanger fans or Lugosiphiles, I doubt you’re going to find a better version available commercially.

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    THE PHANTOM EMPIRE (1935, VCI). Another classic serial from VCI, this one features singing cowboy star Gene Autry playing a fictionalized version of himself ““ a western music radio star who broadcasts daily from a dude ranch. Unfortunately, gangsters want the land the ranch is built on for its rich radium deposits, and know that if Autry misses a broadcast, he’ll lose his contract and the ranch. Oh, and there’s also the super-scientific lost city of Murania built in the caverns below the ranch, filled with ray gun-wielding Thunder Riders, robots with aluminum cowboy hats, and a sexy queen with a TV set that can allow her to see anyone and anywhere she wants (does the NSA know about that?). Both the gangsters and Muranians want Autry off the property, and will do whatever they can to stop him from making his broadcasts.

    This famous cliffhanger features lots of exciting western action mixed with FLASH GORDON-styled sci-fi thrills, and plenty of country crooning. VCI’s DVD ““ like THE PHANTOM CREEPS, above ““ shows lots of age-related damage and debris, and plenty of random missing frames. Still, it looks better than most of the budget DVD versions of the serial that are commercially available.

    The set also includes a bonus Gene Autry western, BOOTS & SADDLES, a couple of informative text features, a retrospective featurette, various cliffhanger trailers, and a still gallery.

    This is the best version of THE PHANTOM EMPIRE I’ve seen on DVD. If you’re a serial fan, you might want to pick it up.

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    THE WILD WILD WEST: THE COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON (1968-69, CBS). Television’s greatest Western, sci-fi, spy fantasy series comes to its conclusion with it’s fourth and final season. Unfortunately, while there are many fine episodes in this batch, most suffer from the absence of co-star Ross Martin, who was struck by a severe heart attack during production, and missed many episodes while he recovered. Also, Robert Conrad received a serious head injury during a botched stunt (which was used anyway!), and had to cut back on some of the more risky action scenes. Still, it’s a great season with many memorable guest stars and strong scripts, and worth checking out.

    CBS’ DVD release presents all 24 episodes in crisp, clean full-frame transfers and clear mono sound. Unfortunately, there are no bonus features.

    As with all three previous season box sets, THE WILD WILD WEST Season 4, is highly recommended.

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    WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: THE COMPLETE FOURTH SEASON (1995-96, CBS). Although I grew up watching and enjoying Chuck Norris’ theatrical action films, I never really warmed to his WALKER television series, despite it being clearly inspired by LONE WOLF McQUADE, my favorite Norris movie. Too much talking, perhaps, or maybe it was the pedestrian TV-safe scripting that lacked the more lurid and over-the-top elements that made his movies so much fun. It’s slick and well-produced, but too wholesome and tame for my tastes.

    But the show has its fans, and stands as one of the last honest-to-goodness action-adventure series to achieve any longevity and success on network television. CBS has been collecting the long-running (9 seasons!) cops & karate series in solid season sets, and the latest volume includes all 27 episodes of the 95-96 season in crystal sharp, full-frame transfers. There are no extras”¦ unless you count hearing Norris sing the title tune, “Eyes of A Ranger,” at the open of every episode. Personally, I consider that a real treat.

    Recommended only for WALKER fans, and Norris completists.

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    THE EQUALIZER: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (1985-86, Universal) This was one of my favorite television shows back in the Eighties, and I was surprised to find that it still holds up quite well. Edward Woodward (THE WICKER MAN) brings considerable dramatic heft, humanity and intensity to his role as Robert McCall, a middle-aged ex-secret agent who takes out newspaper advertisements offering to help people in trouble in a menacing, pre-Guiliani New York City. Using espionage tradecraft and many of his old black ops cronies, McCall fights for the underdog against street gangs, blackmailers, assassins, white slavers, malicious businessmen, callous slumlords and industrial spies. It’s great stuff, with twisty scripts by TV veterans like Mark Frost (TWIN PEAKS) and Michael Sloane (KNIGHT RIDER). Among it’s producers was 24’s Joel Surnow, who clearly learned something about gritty espionage stories while working on this series.

    Universal’s box set includes all 22 first season episodes in solid full-frame transfers that show only minimal age-related wear. The mono sound is clear and sharp. The only extras are a commentary on the pilot episode by creator Michael Sloane and a bonus episode from the second season.

    THE EQUALIZER was one of the best, and most unique, crime shows of the Eighties, and it still holds up. Recommended.

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    SCHOOLGIRL REPORT VOL 3 (1971, Impulse Pictures). The third entry in the notorious series of German sexploitation flicks pretends, like the first two, to be a serious documentary about the disturbing sexual liberation of 70’s Teutonic teenage girls, with authoritative narration, woman-on-the-street interviews and elaborate, softcore “re-enactments” that just coincidentally display copious amounts of attractive, nubile Euro-flesh in highly eroticized situations. Of course, the film warns that all this unbridled, uninhibited behavior leads inevitably to grim retribution in the form of unwanted pregnancy, STDs or public humiliation.

    Impulse Pictures presents this latest installment of the long-running series, directed by Walter Boos and Ernst Hofbauer, in its original German, with English subtitles. The 1.66:1 anamorphic transfer is a bit worn and faded, but is presented uncut. There are no extras.

    For collectors of vintage sexploitation, these campy, softcore “classics” are worth checking out.

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    42ND STREET FOREVER: EXPLOITATION EXPLOSION (Synapse Films) and TRAILER TRASH (Camp Motion Pictures/Pop Cinema). Trailer compilations aren’t for everyone, but I enjoy them. It can be a kick seeing how distributors and exhibitors have tried over the years to sell their wares, and when the wares in question are sleazy exploitation films, the trailers can often be more fun than the movies they promote.

    Synapse Films’ third volume of vintage grindhouse trailers, 42ND STREET FOREVER: EXPLOTATION EXPLOSION, features 101 minutes of fantastically lurid and memorable coming attractions, covering the gamut from Filipino martial arts imports to Roger Corman sexploitation and even trucker movies! Here’s some of the titles included: SUDDEN DEATH, THE ONE ARMED EXECUTIONER, JAGUAR LIVES!, ENTER THE NINJA, LIGHTNING SWORDS OF DEATH, FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH, THE STRANGER & THE GUNFIGHTER, DEMONOID, DEVIL TIMES FIVE, PHASE IV, THE UNCANNY, THE PACK, ALLIGATOR, KILLER FISH, BLOOD BEACH, HOT T-SHIRTS, CHEERLEADERS’ WILD WEEKEND, SUMMER SCHOOL TEACHERS, KING FRAT, PRISON GIRLS, CHAIN GANG WOMEN, NIGHT CALL NURSES, THE HAPPY HOOKER GOES HOLLYWOOD, GUYANA ““ CULT OF THE DAMNED, SAVAGE STREETS, HIGH BALLIN’, TATTOO, and a bunch more. Picture quality and aspect ratio varies from trailer to trailer, but they’re all watchable and entertaining. This volume includes a mostly-informative audio commentary track by Fangoria Managing Editor Michael Gingold, AVManiacs editor Edwin Samuelson, and film historian Chris Poggiali. There is also a handful of great TV spots, too.

    TRAILER TRASH is a two-disc collection of promos for virtually all of EI Entertainment/POP Cinema’s multitude of video releases, covering all of their many labels, from Camp Motion Pictures and Seduction Cinema, to the company’s Shock-O-Rama, and Secret Key imprints. Some of the many titles included in the set’s 5+ hour running time are: PLAY-MATE OF THE APES, SPLATTER BEACH, 2069: A SEX ODYESSY, CANNIBAL CAMPOUT, SWEDISH WILDCATS, WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE, INGA, BITE ME!, SIN SISTERS, WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE, RUN VIRGIN RUN, SATAN’S SCHOOL FOR LUST, DRAINIAC, PSYCHO KICKBOXER, BACTERIUM, SLIME CITY, 5 BLOODY GRAVES, CHAINSAW SALLY, SUBURBAN NIGHTMARE, SINFUL, THE HOUSE ON HOOTER HILL, CREATURE FROM THE HILLBILLY LAGOON, EROTIC GAMES, CHANTAL, ABIGAIL LESLIE’S BACK IN TOWN, THE SEXPERTS, and tons more, including the complete Misty Mundae collection. As the majority of these trailers are for home video titles, and have never been spooled through a projector, 90% of these promos are of high visual quality. Only those for the studio’s “retro” releases show any wear and tear. The 2 disc set also includes a handful of documentaries created by the studio for various DVD releases. If you’re already a die-hard fan of this company’s productions, or have never sampled their product and are curious, TRAILER TRASH is the perfect sampler, containing, as it does, the good, the bad, and the ugly of EI’s output.

    COMING ATTRACTIONS:

    Reviews of NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, WRESTLEMANIAC, THEM, ENCHANTED, WOODY WOODPECKER & FRIENDS VOL. 2, 101 DALMATIANS PLATINUM EDITION, WAR OF THE WORLDS 2: THE NEXT WAVE, VOYEUER, LOST HIGHWAY, BIONIC WOMAN VOLUME ONE, IRON KING: THE COMPLETE SERIES, DIE AND LET LIVE, CLOAK & SHAG HER, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE and more!

    For older Late Show columns, visit the recently revamped DVD Late Show website and archive. For additional pop culture musings, occasional DVD previews and lots of shameless self-promotion, you might try checking out my blog.

    Comments, DVD questions and review requests can be directed to: dvdlateshow@atomicpulp.com

     

     

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/8/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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    • You’ve Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two… (Thingamabob)

  • SModcast 45

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    Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

    The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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    SModcast 45: The End of the SMod-fast –

    In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow.

    [CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • Win a HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY Campaign Party Kit!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with New Line Cinema, five (5) HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY Campaign Party Kits.

    Each kit contains the following items:

    Bag, HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE DVD, Lapel Pin, Antenna Ball, Paper Cubes, 2 tee shirts – 1 per bag, Circle Fan, Rectangle Fan, Plastic Visor, Writing Pen, Beach Ball, Uncle Sam hat, Mega phone, 4 Clings (1 of each version per bag), 3 Bumper stickers (1 of each version per bag), Foam Finger, Banner, 4 buttons (1 of each version per bag)

    This time, the boys get themselves in trouble trying to sneak a bong onboard a flight to Amsterdam. Now, being suspected of terrorism, they are forced to run from the law and try to find a way to prove their innocence. What follows is an irreverent and epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper inhaling and a wild trip around the world that is as “un-PC” as it gets.

    Visit the official website at www.haroldandkumar.com, and you can view the trailer HERE.

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  • Ken P. D. Snyde-Cast #37: Giving Until It Hurts

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    Adult Swim’s Dana Snyder and FRED’s Ken Plume set out to have a literate conversation between two pals, but inevitably devolve into a verbal, and funny, free-for-all full of bickering, infighting, and the special kind of male bonding that comes from conflict expressed through the podcast medium.

    Actor/comedian/raconteur Dana Snyder, you’re certainly aware, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Master Shake, Squidbillies‘ Granny, Minoriteam’s Dr. Wang, and The Venture Bros.‘ Alchemist. Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs (bat availability pending), you can keep tabs on him via his website, www.eyeofthesnyder.com.

    Ken Plume is the editor-in-chief here at FRED. He is a friend of Dana’s, as well as his arch-nemesis.

    VISIT THE SNYDECAST EXPERIENCE

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    KEN P.D. SNYDECAST #37: Giving Until It Hurts – Ken & Dana celebrate the first negative review of their award-winning podcast, determine that neither of them care to listen to their own podcast past the initial pain of the record, humor Dana’s insanity, dive back into the ol’ mailbag for an incredible discovery, and arrive at an emotional crossroads.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: This podcast may contain some foul language and horribly off-color jokes. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 4/4/08: Close Encounters

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the Quick Stop Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    Unless you’re a comedy insider, you probably don’t know the name Del Close. However, if you’ve seen Saturday Night Live, or SCTV, or Upright Citizens Brigade, or Mr. Show, or The Colbert Report – any show, really, that’s pulled from the ranks of the improv scene – then you’ve felt the importance of the man who made the teaching of improvisation an artform. He was also a mercurial genius who could alienate and ingratiate at the same time, and whose life was more mythic than average. Author Kim “Howard” Johnson has done a wonderful job of capturing lightning in a bottle with The Funniest One In The Room: The Lives and Legends Of Del Close (Chicago Review Press, $24.95 SRP), a fascinating portrait of a legend whose legacy lives on, and whose name deserves to be known.

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    I’ve waited years for Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) to make its way to DVD. I’ve long been a fan of the Python’s explorations into history, going all the way back to his deciphering of the true satirical nature of Chaucer’s Canterbury “Knight’s Tale” in his book Chaucer’s Knight. Medieval Knights deconstructs the misconceptions that we have about the lives of Medieval archetypes in a quick-witted and engagingly fascinating way that I’ve come to expect from Jones. The 2-disc set also features a bonus documentary – Gladiators: The Brutal Truth.

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    It’s no easy task to try and bring Stephen Sondheim’s Sweeney Todd (Dreamworks, Rated R, DVD-$34.99 SRP) to the screen, but leave it to Tim Burton to attempt to bring the macabre musical to celluloid life – and he largely succeeds. No one’s going to call the story of the demon barber of Fleet Street a feel good flick, and Burton, to his credit, doesn’t try to soften its rather sharp edges… Even if that means that the blood flows fast and furious. The 2-disc set features quite a few making-of and behind-the-scenes featurettes, interviews, and more.

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    I certainly hope you’ve been picking up DC’s deluxe hardcover collections of Jack Kirby’s Fourth World run in the appropriately titled Jack Kirby’s Fourth World Omnibus (DC Comics, $49.99 SRP). The fourth and final collection has just been releases, wrapping up Kirby’s original 70’s run as well as including the Hunger Dogs graphic novel, the final chapter of his epic saga. The volume also contains an introduction from Paul Levitz, an afterword from Mark Evanier, and Who’s Who entries.

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    If the live action scatological modernization of Alvin, Simon, & Theodore aren’t your cup of tea, you can rock it old school with the new re-release of their first big screen outing, The Chipmunk Adventure (Paramount, Rated G, DVD-$16.99 SRP). The new edition contains a bonus disc of the film’s soundtrack (ay yi yi!). Also available on the same day is Alvin & The Chipmunks Go To The Movies: Funny, We Shrunk The Adults (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$ SRP), which collects a trio of latter-day episodes from their 80’s TV run.

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    Another staple of my 80’s Nick At Nite viewing has hit DVD in the form of Father Knows Best: Season One (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$34.99 SRP). The 4-disc set features all 26 episodes starring Robert Young as the very epitome of the 50’s TV family man. Bonus features include new cast interviews, rare home movies and behind-the-scenes color footage, a special episode created by the US government, and the pilot episode of Robert Young’s 1960 follow-up series Window On Main Street.

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    It’s never easy for an iconic TV star to find another vehicle after a long-running success, and it looked like Ted Danson would be lost down that rabbit hole. Then came Becker (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$36.98 SRP), which found Danson playing ornery doctor John Becker, who runs a small medical practice in the Bronx. While nowhere near the quality of Cheers, it still manages to be a fun, amiable little sitcom. The 3-disc set features all 22 first season episodes.

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    Celebrate Bette Davis’s 100th birthday with the 3rd volume of Warner Bros.’ Bette Davis Collection (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP). This 6-disc set is really diving deep into the vaults to pull out some rarely seen titles – Deception, Watch On The Rhine, In This Our Life, The Great Lie, All This, And Heaven Too, and The Old Maid. All of the films are remastered, and bonus features include audio commentaries, cartoons, featurettes, shorts, newsreels, trailers, and more.

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    Continue your celebrations with Fox’s own Bette Davis Collection (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), which sports five flicks from her long career in newly remastered form. Those five films are All About Eve, Phone Call From A Stranger, The Virgin Queen, Hush… Hush Sweet Charlotte, and The Nanny. Bonus features include audio commentaries, featurettes, Fox Movietone features, TV spots, trailers, and more.

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    Relive the good ol’ days of fun comic books with Showcase Presents: Booster Gold (DC Comics, $16.99 SRP), which collects the entire run Dan Jurgens’ series featuring the 25th century conman-cum-20th century hero in all of his glory. Perfect reading for those rainy April days.

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    By the time the eight season of That 70’s Show (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP) rolled around, it was clear that the show was limping toward its finish. Anchor Topher grace had left at the end of the previous season, and the show foundered without its everyman center, treading water with slapstick until the end. The 4-disc set features all 22 episodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, and episode promos.

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    By the time we get to the 8th season of Murder She Wrote (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), Jessica Fletcher has left a trail of death stretching from Cabot Cove to Antarctica. The sleuthing novelist remains the textbook case for a Jekyll & Hyde persona, often pinning her crimes on innocents and effectively allaying any suspicions that might come her way by sheer dint of being portrayed by Angela Lansbury. Very clever, Ms. Fletcher. The 5-disc box set contains all 22 episodes.

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    Always the cream of the crop, the 2-disc David Attenborough Wildlife Specials (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP) collects 6 of the famed documentarian’s nature programs, featuring the polar bear, the crocodile, the leopard, the eagle, the humpback whale, and the wolf. The set also features the bonus documentaries Great Natural Wonders Of The World and Greatest Wildlife Show On Earth.

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    If that isn’t enough nature to ensure a packed viewing schedule for your personal Earth Day celebration, then be sure to pick up The BBC Natural History Collection (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$199.98 SRP), which collects the box sets for Planet Earth, Blue Planet, The Life Of Birds, and The Life Of Mammals into one honkin’ uber-box.

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    Eventually, we’ll have every TV appearance ever made by a Beatle available on DVD. Mark my words. The latest release is John, Paul, Tom, & Ringo: The Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder (Shout! Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). As the title implies, the 2-disc set features 3 full episodes from Snyder’s Tomorrow Show featuring John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr. Unfortunately, no George.

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    And speaking of The Beatles, also worth checking out is “We’re Going To See The Beatles!”: An Oral History Of Beatlemania Told By The Fans Who Were There (Santa Monica Press, $16.95 SRP). As the title makes crystal clear, it’s an inside view from the screaming sidelines of the Fab Four’s cultural revolution.

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    I could care a tinker’s whit for sports, but Bull Durham (MGM/UA, Rated R, DVD-$14.98 SRP) is one of that select group of sports flicks that I actually enjoy. Even after 20 years – which this new special edition celebrates – the film still holds up. Bonus materials include a pair of audio commentaries, a quartet of retrospective featurettes, and a Kevin Costner profile.

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    Meloni and Hargitay are on the case in the 6th season of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (Universal, Not Rated., DVD-$59.98 SRP), which continues to be the L&O with the most awkward subject matter to watch. The 5-disc box set features all 23 episodes, plus the cast’s special appearance on – I kid you not – Sesame Street.

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    You can’t help but thinking – as you watch David Milch’s truncated, cancelled, and boring John From Cincinnati (HBO, Not Rated, DVD-$59.98 SRP) – “They cancelled Deadwood for this?” Now you can ponder that question with the 3-disc set collecting the entirety of its brief run. Maybe you’ll care about mysterious John… or surfing… or something. Bonus features include a pair of audio commentaries and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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    As jaded as I’ve become in recent years, it takes an awful lot of coolness for a collectible to wow me anymore. Almost an inordinate amount of coolness, really. The Sideshow Collectibles Premium Format Figure of the Fantastic Four’s The Thing ($324.99 SRP) reaches that high level of coolness with a fair amount of coolness to spare. Standing over 20″ tall and in full on “clobberin’ time” pose, he’s a dynamic representation of one of the most iconic characters ever to grace the comics page. As always, the Sideshow exclusive edition is the way to go, as it contains an extra head with a closed-mouth sculpt. With en edition size of only 750, get this one while you can (or risk the gouging of the aftermarket).

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Win THERE WILL BE BLOOD on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Paramount Home Video, five (5) copies of THERE WILL BE BLOOD on DVD.

    On April 8th, Paramount Home Entertainment will release the critically acclaimed, Academy Award nominated masterpiece THERE WILL BE BLOOD on DVD. Directed and adapted for the screen by critical darling Paul Thomas Anderson, the film has not only been named by more than 200 critics as one of the top 10 films of 2007, but has also garnered eight Academy Award nominations (including Best Motion Picture of the Year). Starring Academy Award, Golden Globe, and SAG Award winner Daniel Day-Lewis, THERE WILL BE BLOOD tells the brutal tale of Daniel Plainview’s struggle to become the greatest oilman of his time and his ruthless ways of getting there. Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest film is a compelling look at the savage roots of American capitalism and religion, as well as a personal tale of one man’s willingness to do whatever it takes to come out on top. The two-disc DVD delves deeply into the historical context of the film and the filmmaking process itself. Get out your huge straw, stretch it acrossssss the room, and prepare to drink milkshakes everywhere as THERE WILL BE BLOOD: 2-DISC COLLECTOR’S EDITION comes to DVD.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, April 8th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Friday, April 11th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/4/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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  • Win THE BEATLES on THE TOMORROW SHOW on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Shout! Factory, a copy of JOHN, PAUL, TOM & RINGO: THE TOMORROW SHOW WITH TOM SNYDER on DVD.

    Mrs. Doubtfire is in the house! Everyone’s favorite gender-bending nanny is back for more heartwarming hilarity as Fox Home Entertainment pulls off the wig and lets out the seams to unveil even more fun with the all-new MRS DOUBTFIRE Behind-The-Seams Special Edition two-disc DVD release. Starring the unparalleled Robin Williams in his hysterical cross-dressing, Golden Globe-winning performance as the lovable British nanny, MRS. DOUBTFIRE became an instant blockbuster.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Thursday, April 10th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Thursday, April 10th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.

  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/3/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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  • Quick Stop Thingamabobs: 4/2/2008

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    The web. It’s a big place, full of plenty of distractions — some funny, some informative, some ludicrous, some disturbing, some inane, some profound. Each and every weekday, we present links to a few of our favorite finds…

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    • Willard Scott as the very first burger clown… (Thingamabob)

  • Cabin Fever #19: Homecoming

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    cabin.jpgOh no! Just when you thought it was safe to hang out at the Quick Stop…

    Cabin Fever (hosted by the twisted souls Brian Fitzpatrick and Aaron Poole) is the result of having too much time on your hands and access to your local community radio station.

    Over the course of an hour, they manage to trawl the depths of good taste, plus throw some music in. How much more could you want from a podcast?… Quality? Oh… we didn’t think of that.

    Enjoy! And we hope our cross Atlantic friends can understand the Irish accent 😉

    Hugs and Kisses,
    Aaron P. + Rev. Fitzy

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    CABIN FEVER #19: Homecoming – Aaron returns to Irish shores to find The Rev huddled in a corner of the studio, crying and unwashed. After a few hours of snuggling and reassurances that he’ll never leave again, the two guys get down to the regular business of spouting nonsense. They discuss the plight of atomic suicidal deer and how they pertain to M. Night Shyamalan’s latest effort, A’Tuin the tortoise’s 40-a-day smoking habit, vaginal appendix extraction, suicide robots, and another thrilling installment of “You Put What Where?!” There’s also some good music from Jayk, Marner Brown and Friday Night Lights.

    [CONTENT WARNING]: Explicit contents! We say every naughty word you can think of. You have been warned!

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  • Win MRS. DOUBTFIRE on DVD!

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    We’re giving away, in conjunction with Fox Home Video, three (3) copies of MRS. DOUBTFIRE on DVD.

    Mrs. Doubtfire is in the house! Everyone’s favorite gender-bending nanny is back for more heartwarming hilarity as Fox Home Entertainment pulls off the wig and lets out the seams to unveil even more fun with the all-new MRS DOUBTFIRE Behind-The-Seams Special Edition two-disc DVD release. Starring the unparalleled Robin Williams in his hysterical cross-dressing, Golden Globe-winning performance as the lovable British nanny, MRS. DOUBTFIRE became an instant blockbuster.

    Contest ends at 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, April 8th.

    CLOSED! THANKS FOR ENTERING!

    Official Rules

    No member of Quick Stop Entertainment or their immediate families may enter.

    No Purchase necessary to win.

    Must be 18 years of age or older to enter.

    One entry per day, per person.

    All submitted entries must be received by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, April 8th.

    The winner must allow 4-6 weeks after notification of win to receive the product.