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  • FROM THE VAULT: Sally Kellerman

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    I’ve had the opportunity to talk with a lot of interesting people over the years. Sadly, it often seems to take one of those people passing away for me to remember that I’ve had those opportunities.

    After hearing the news of actor Sally Kellerman’s passing, I had a feeling that I had once interviewed her, and in looking through my archives, discovered that I indeed had. I can only assume, based on some of the questions in the discussion, that this was likely done in conjunction with a home video release (probably its DVD debut) of Robert Altman’s M*A*S*H, in which Kellerman had played Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan. But she had also done much more, and as is my wont in a conversation, we touched upon quite a bit more than just that.

    From 2002, here’s my conversation with Sally Kellerman…

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    Conducted ~2002

    KEN PLUME: I guess the first question to ask would be how you were introduced to M*A*S*H…

    SALLY KELLERMAN: I don’t know… I just got a meeting and wore lipstick that day. I was usually always hiding my lips, because I didn’t want anyone to see my mouth, but before I left the meeting, Bob say, “I’ll give you the best part in the picture.

    PLUME: The part in the original script was much smaller, wasn’t it?

    KELLERMAN: It was. I guess I was an amateur, because I rushed right out and counted the lines – there were seven, I think – and I went, “Oh, I’m finished! I’ll never get in the movie.” Someone said, “You should go see him, because he’s really talented.” I went, “okay.” I read it again, and I went back and said, “Why does she have to leave the film? Why couldn’t she do this? Why couldn’t she do that?” He just looked at me so calmly and said, “Why couldn’t she? Why don’t you take a chance –you could end up with something for nothing.” I was shocked, because I came from TV, where you couldn’t change a word or – at that time –have any input into the scripts.

    PLUME: Basically a “for hire” type of atmosphere, right?

    KELLERMAN: Yeah, exactly. So this was like, “Huh?” That’s how it happened. I was kind of teary, and he was just ol’ Bob – the greatest.

    PLUME: You mentioned the amount of TV work you had done up until that point – was M*A*S*H a big break for you?

    KELLERMAN: Yeah, I had done a lot of television in the 60’s and I was dying to get into the movies. I was just sure I should be in the movies.

    PLUME: What was the difficulty in making the leap to film? Were you pigeon-holed as a TV actress?

    KELLERMAN: I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk. I started on a Chrysler Hour playing Rod Steiger’s hard-bitten drunken daughter. My first break was Outer Limits, when Joe Stefano discovered me in a play. I played the real mean, cruel, well-dressed wife killed by the monster… that kind of thing. I was always telling everybody that I could be funny. My friends always said that I should be a comedienne – I was named my class clown. So I did Bonanazas to prove I could be funny – and you know how funny they were. I ended up doing them, but funny – I don’t think I was.

    PLUME: You did a lot of genre shows in the 60s…

    KELLERMAN: Yeah…

    PLUME: Outer Limits, Alfred Hitchcock… You also were in one of the pilots for a rather seminal 60s TV show, Star Trek…

    KELLERMAN: That’s right… I was in the pilot of Star Trek…

    PLUME: Wearing what I hear were terribly uncomfortable contact lenses…

    KELLERMAN: Oh yes! And Gary Lockwood yelling, “Get these fucking things out of my eyes!” We had this silly scene –we were gods, and we were supposed to walk around. Me and Bill Shatner did not look too good in our little powder blue stretch suits – we were kind of chubby – with booties. I think they changed it some, and who knew what we were doing? So Gary and I were gods, and we had these lenses in our eyes – he could stand it for maybe 2 seconds – and were supposed to walk around the lake plucking fruits and cracking it open with our hands. They said, “Rolling” and “Action” and we start walking around there. We can’t see a damn thing. One of us, our foot slipped into the lake, and we stand back up and then we walk over to pull the fruit off the tree and Gary can’t get it off the tree – still they don’t say cut – and he was supposed to break the fruit open with his bare hands, but he can’t, and it’s smooshing in his hands. Nobody is saying cut. We’re going over the dialogue, and we’re supposed to be these indomitable gods. Finally, Gary gives one of his lovely, “Get these fucking things out of my eyes!” We get them out and we look around, and the crew were all on the ground, wiping the tears out of their eyes from the laughter.

    PLUME: See, you did get to do comedy…

    KELLERMAN: Yeah! There I was – comedy. See, I knew I would get to do it!

    PLUME: Was there any sense at the time that it would be a landmark show?

    KELLERMAN: Oh my lord, who the frig knew? Too bad I was just a guest star.

    PLUME: What was the working environment like on the show?

    KELLERMAN: That was a blast, because it was so foreign to everything we’d done. I was so thrilled to be working as an actress that I had a good time wherever I was. I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything – like getting fired or anything like that. I remember working with Rod, and I was so thrilled to be working as his daughter, and it was an honor and everything, and he’d come over to me and he’d go, “Who are those guys in the dark suits?” And I’d go, “I don’t know…” He was always worried that the heads of Universal were going to come down. I’d just say, “I don’t know. I guess they’re just guys in dark suits.”

    PLUME: So you hadn’t learned the actor’s paranoia yet…

    KELLERMAN: No, I hadn’t learned. I had my own low self-esteem, whether I was any good or not, but I wasn’t worried from the outside.

    PLUME: How difficult was it at that time to make the transition out of TV?

    KELLERMAN: It’s a difficult thing now. It’s always a difficult thing. I mean, you can get a crack at it out of TV today, but not many of them succeed, you know?

    PLUME: What were the challenges you faced?

    KELLERMAN: I don’t know… I just knew I wanted to be in the movies. I got a part in a thing called The Third Day, with George Peppard and Elizabeth Ashley, and I had to say things like, “Yes puppy… Yes puppy…” Everything was “puppy”. And I had to do this dance –and it was the first time that I had ever really been thin. I had dieted so hard and I was so proud that I was going to be thin and get to do this thing. Henry Fonda had seen me in something and had (who was to become) his wife call me up and say, “My boyfriend wants to meet with you, kid. He saw you in something and he thinks you’re really great. He wants you to do this thing, kid.” And I went, “Yeah… yeah… Who is your boyfriend?” She goes, “Oh… Henry Fonda.” And I went, “oooOOOOOhhhh…” So when I did The Third Day, Henry had Arthur Penn come watch me work, for a movie that Henry’s daughter Jane ended up doing with Marlon. But it was an exciting time for me, and I said, “Oh boy! This is my big break! I’m in the movies!” And, of course, the movie did nothing, nobody saw it, and I was back in TV. So it wasn’t until that accidental meeting with Bob when I wore that red lipstick…

    PLUME: Looks like you picked the right day to wear make-up…

    KELLERMAN: I did! I really went out to see about the other part – Lt. Dish was why I was there.

    PLUME: You had done a picture before working on M*A*S*H, so you got a sense of how a normal Hollywood picture is shot…

    KELLERMAN: Part of how I got it, too, was I was able to say that I just got finished doing a movie with Jack Lemmon. I had one scene with Jack Lemmon, playing his shrewish wife with her little fat face and dorky hair. The day I was to shoot my scene with Jack Lemmon, he said to me –and he was such a darling and I adored him – he said, “I hope you don’t mind – it’s my wife’s birthday and I really have to go out and get her a present, so if you wouldn’t mind doing the off-camera with the script supervisor…” That was my big break with Jack. I didn’t say any of that in the meeting… I just said, “I just worked with Jack Lemmon.” I was also the romantic lead in the Boston Strangler – I was the only one that lived to tell the story. – so I called myself the romantic lead. Henry Fonda was in that, and he said, “What have you done to her? She’s a beautiful woman!” I had all of these bruises all over me when he saw me on the set.

    PLUME: But you lived till the end…

    KELLERMAN: I lived… and I was the romantic lead.

    PLUME: What was the difference between working with those other directors, and Bob’s style on M*A*S*H?

    KELLERMAN: I had just had small parts in other films, and I’d worked with a lot of directors in TV. I remember one director on Ben Casey who, after every one take, would say, “Good-Cut-Print-Fine.” After every single take! Every once in awhile on TV, though, you’d work with a Sydney Pollack or a Mark Rydell. So normally you did your lines and did your scene, but with Bob, he was always trying something or would find something wonderful and creative to do. It was an ensemble. It was the beginning of being involved in movies, rather than having small role and showing up, because Bob is so different. Give him a really great script and he’ll just make it that much greater. Even without a script, he’s just filled with ideas and things that he’s adding to it – the ambiance and the atmosphere and everyone talking at once. The beginnings of those things happened in M*A*S*H.

    PLUME: So it was a surprise coming to the set every day…

    KELLERMAN: It was so exciting coming to the set every day! We had a fantastic, lovely man and brilliant art director Leon Ericksen who was the one who got me the magazines and I said, “Oh, so I should just go all the way with this character!” And he said, Yeah, and I think you should wear garters.” I was always worried about being fat, so I didn’t want to wear garters under my clothes, but the day Leon brought them in, I went out into the middle of the compound and said, “Okay Leon, I got your garters right here!” And Bob walks by and say, “Oh. Garters. Come with me…” Then that was me stepping out of the helicopter with the garters showing.

    PLUME: Another iconic shot from the film…

    KELLERMAN: Right, exactly. They also had me putting in things that are standard – if you’re thoughtful working actor you’d be doing this anyway once you had enough craft. They’d say, “What do you want in your tent? Do you smoke?” I like candy, so they were in there. Bob says, “I want you to walk over there… Do you smoke?” And I go, “No.” “Well what’s that in the dish?” “Candy.” “Okay, well walk over there and get a piece of candy.” It was just all so new and so creative.

    PLUME: When you talk about being self-conscious – when was the nude scene broken to you?

    KELLERMAN: Ahhhh!!! I said, “Oh, Bob, I don’t want to do a nude scene. Do I have to do it?” And, of course, it was once of the main jokes of the film, so you had to do it. So I asked, “Can I at least look good?” I was scared to death. It was the last thing I wanted to do – I was backing out of rooms all my life. He knew I was scared, and he said, “Well, you can stand in front of the crew for an hour and we’ll all light you stark naked, or as fast as you hit the deck, that’s what we’ll see.” So I was obligated to hit the deck. So I said, “Well, can’t I just wash my hair so I’m not just staring at the curtain?” And he was going to give me a song, because I’m a singer and I wanted to sing in everything. He found something that didn’t cost any money, but I was too scared to sing, so all you hear in the dailies is “ahhhh! AHHH!!” – just me squeaking. And then I just flung myself to the ground so you hopefully wouldn’t see anything.

    PLUME: How many takes were there?

    KELLERMAN: There were three takes. During the first take, Gary Burghoff was standing there stark naked on the other side of the camera, and all that was attributed to good acting to me was just my mouth hanging open, looking at Gary Burghoff. The next take (had) a nurse – bless her heart – without her shirt on. She had ample bosoms, and I’d already imagined a guy, so I figured it was a hermaphrodite or something – I didn’t know. And during the third one he had, fully clothed, Kenny – who sang Suicide is Painless – humping (the nurse) with no clothes on… Dry-humping just for fun. Bob knew that I was scared to death, so it was kind of like a joining – “You don’t have to be scared, because we’re all in it together.”

    PLUME: I’m assuming that you didn’t have the same problems with Bob that Sutherland and Gould had…

    KELLERMAN: No… I was so thrilled to be there! I was just crazy about Bob since the day I met him. It’s hard not to like somebody who sees something in you that nobody else has seen.

    PLUME: Was it noticeable that there were problems with Gould and Sutherland?

    KELLERMAN: That they were going to rebel? Yeah. They were just such rebels anyway, and their characters were rebels, so they just lived it to the hilt.

    PLUME: How would you describe the group dynamic of your interactions with the rest of the cast?

    KELLERMAN: All the rest of us were just young fledglings and just thrilled to death, and the other two little prigs were off on their own! Except to torment me… I had a crush on Elliott, so they would invite me to the movies, and on the day it would come, they’d say, “Ohhh, I’m going to a thing tonight…” and they’d never ask me. Things like that. They were just horrible.

    PLUME: It sounds like Middle School stuff…

    KELLERMAN: Yeah… It was really funny. But they came around. Tom (Skerritt)was very sweet, and we’re all friends now. I did another film called Younger and Younger with Donald, and Elliott and I have been friends, and I love Tom.

    PLUME: And you’ve definitely worked with Bob many times since…

    KELLERMAN: Yes. I’m very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.

    PLUME: When you look back, what were the immediate aftereffects of M*A*S*H for you, after it hit big?

    KELLERMAN: Well, it was the beginning of my film career. It was amazing to me that I got nominated for an Academy Award. Bob kept telling me that during the shoot –“You’re going to get nominated for an Academy Award…” And I’d say, “Oh, go on!” Then he’d take us all to dailies and go, “Oh, I bet you think you’re ugly there, Sally! Oh, I bet you hate yourself there!” All the things he knew about me, he’d make light of, and it made it so…

    PLUME: As a means of thickening up your skin?

    KELLERMAN: Yeah, I guess so.

    PLUME: Were you offered the TV series?

    KELLERMAN: You know, it’s something that people have asked me for thirty years, but I really don’t truthfully know that I was.

    PLUME: I’m assuming by that point you wouldn’t want to go back to TV anyway…

    KELLERMAN: I didn’t want to do it… I’d been trying to get out of TV for years! I wasn’t a businesswoman, so I didn’t know how to build a career. I got more bands and went on the road and turn down more movies than you would believe. I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

    PLUME: Taking stock and assessing your career, would you say you’re happy with where you are at this point?

    KELLERMAN: Well, you know, I’ve had a very checkered career. My analyst always said, “You can do anything you want in life as long as you’re willing to pay the consequences.” I’d always say, when we’d be on the road and have turned down a movie, “What fun we had at the cook’s house after the third show!” There were four more people in the band then there were in the audience. But today I’m working with Leiber and Stoller on a show – they asked me if I would do this show, so I’ve learned about 26 songs of theirs, and we’re deciding how we’re going to do it and in what style. Separate from that, I’ve got a new album deal. So after all these years, things are just coming to me, and it’s wonderful. I hope to have some more cracks at some wonderful roles before I go to the Great Beyond. It hasn’t been smooth or delightful every minute, there were lean years and rough years, but it’s been exciting and good and I’m thrilled to be an actress and a singer and to have spent my life this way.

    PLUME: I have to ask you a quick question from my younger years… What was it like doing the film Follow That Bird?

    KELLERMAN: I did a voice in that, right?

    PLUME: Yeah… Ms. Finch…

    KELLERMAN: That’s the only character that I’ve ever done in an animated movie.

    PLUME: How were you approached for it?

    KELLERMAN: They just called me up and I thought, “Yeah… Let’s see what that’s like.” It was fun.

  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Ira Steven Behr

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with writer/producer Ira Steven Behr, about Deep Space Nine, temporal beards, origins, disconnects, The Avery Enigma, serialization, catching waves, station engines, Quark’s IQ, and spin-offs.

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Armin Shimerman

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with actor Armin Shimerman, about Deep Space Nine, Quark, predictions, auditions, Ferengis, atonement, rehearsing, bonding, IQ, beautiful alchemy, Buffy moonlighting, novel ideas, John Dee, franchise returns, spin-offs, and Quarksablanca.

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Nana Visitor

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    In this episode, I have a chat with actor Nana Visitor, about Deep Space Nine, candor, perspective, exhaustion, stage cheetahs, dramatic flow states, deferment, baking, divine shortcake torture, spun sugar vindication, pretty pain, listening, Sunday dinners, faux pho, and brains vinaigrette.

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Andrew Robinson

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    In this episode, I have a chat with actor Andrew Robinson, about Deep Space Nine, Garak, auditioning, rejection zen, art of the craft, Julius Weezer, Dirty Harry, typecasting, What We Left Behind, and belated appreciation..

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/10/16: Expecto Peanuts

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    The 1/6-scale Harry Potter figures from Star Ace have, to this point, been pretty darn good. Their young Harry and Ron are by far their best of the line, rivaling anything – from sculpt to materials to paint ops – that bigger fish like Hot Toys and Sideshow have been producing. However, their Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone Hermione Granger (Star Ace/Sideshow, $209.99) easily outstrips them all, and is as close to perfect a figure as you can get. This is clearly a young Emma Watson, benefiting from a perfectly realized sculpt and the best use of rooted hair I’ve seen in this scale to date. I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves, but this figure? Wizard.

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    By the end of its first season, the show had clearly found its footing beyond just the shock value that early episodes relied far too heavily on, and the second season of Rick And Morty (Adult Swim, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) cements it as a modern classic, deftly weaving comedy and science fiction together with a well-defined cast of characters. And yes, all without losing the shock value. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, animatics, a featurette, and deleted animatic sketches.

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    It seemed like a far-off goal when it started, but with The Complete Peanuts: 1999 to 2000 (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP), we now have all 25 volumes comprising the entirety of the 50 year run of Charles Schulz’s iconic strip. In addition to the final year of strips, it also contains the Li’l Folks strip that Schulz created before launching Peanuts, plus an introduction by President Barack Obama. As a special bonus, Fantagraphics will be releasing an additional volume this Fall, containing rarely seen stories and images.

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    It took a few years of middling pictures, but Disney Feature Animation has most certainly gotten their groove back in recent years, and no where is that more evident than in the self-assured and frankly wonderful Zootopia (Walt Disney, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). It also manages the difficult feat of striking the perfect balance of being genuinely funny and entertaining while also managing to impart a strong message with a sincere emotional core. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    I loved Ridley Scott’s adaptation of Andy Weir’s novel so much that, sure, I’ll watch The Martian: Extended Edition (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) and enjoy its extra 10 minutes of footage and clutch of documentaries on both the science and making of the film, plus additional deleted scenes, a gag reel, and more.

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    Yes, the episodes themselves are truly, truly masterpieces of modern comedy, but the real reason to pick up the fourth season of Veep and the second season of Silicon Valley (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP each) is so you can get more sublime moments via the clutch of deleted scenes featured on both sets. Yes, you’ll end up wanting more, but that’s why you’re watching their new seasons.

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    Even 30+ years on, the second film in the series of Kirk & Co.’s cinematic adventures resonates as a glorious outing for Trek and just a great film, and the Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan Director’s Cut (Paramount, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$22.98 SRP) finally brings Nicholas Meyer’s expanded cut of the film to high definition with the added bonus of a brand new retrospective featurette. The film holds up perfectly, has never looked better, and is the perfect way to celebrate the show’s 50th anniversary.

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    And because the celebration of the show’s 50th anniversary is in full swing, the J.J. Abrams Nu-Trek films are also getting into the act with their debut in 4K Ultra HD. The new 4k editions of Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness (Paramount, Rated PG-13, 4K Blu-Ray-$47.99 SRP each) port over all of the bonus features from the previous collector’s editions of both titles. Say what you want about the merits of the films themselves, there’s no denying that they look truly impressive in 4K.

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    Did you know that Dr. Seuss wrote a live action film in the 50s? Well, he did, and while toned down from the fantastic flights that would define his storybooks, there are more than enough elements that smack of pure Seuss to make The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T (Mill Creek, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP) worth a spin.

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    Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell in a comedy about an unlucky in love woman who hooks up with a man who turns out to be an assassin? Yes, that’s a movie I’ll watch, and you’ll probably get a kick out of Mr. Right (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$26.98 SRP), too. Bonus materials are limited to a single featurette, but you can always just watch the movie over again.

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    I’m finding it terribly difficult to resolve my conflicted feelings about 10 Cloverfield Lane (Paramount, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). On the one hand, it’s a gripping bunker drama with the always-watchable John Goodman as a man who either saved a young woman (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) from a mysterious catastrophe or has kidnapped her . And that part is great. But on the other hand… well, it’s where it all winds up. And I don’t want to spoil that, so I’ll leave it to you to judge. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and featurettes.

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    The practical effects work of the original Independence Day (Fox, Rated PG-13, 4K Ultra HD-$39.99 SRP) looks pretty darn astonishing remastered for 4K presentation in this new anniversary release (timed, of course, for the debut of the sequel). In addition to the extended cut of the film and bonus features from pervious editions, this adds a brand new 30-minute documentary.

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    The release of the live action Alice Through The Looking Glass has triggered the nifty book Alice In Wonderland: An Illustrated Journey Through Time (Disney Editions, $29.99 SRP) is a look back at the history of Lewis Carroll’s creation with the focus, obviously, being on Disney’s connection, from Walt’s earliest Alice shorts to Mickey to the animated and live action adaptations.

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    I feel that Gods Of Egypt (Summit, Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) is a misunderstood film. Many have attacked it, but I think its over the top but thoroughly committed cornball nature is actually meant to be a wholly evocative homage to the Cannon films of the 80s. You remember those B-movie fantasy epics like Masters Of The Universe, right? Yeah, this is that, but with a bigger budget. Just big ol’ goofy fun. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted storyboards.

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    The original Zoolander film manages to exist and largely succeed in a small pocket of absurdity. The sequel, Zoolander No. 2 (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), never manages to find that pocket, and instead manages to just be a bit of a self-indulgent mess. Perhaps some things shouldn’t be revisited. Bonus materials include a trio of featurettes and a Youth Milk Beauty Ad.

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    When you start counting them, there have been loads of Disney dragons – a short list of which includes Maleficent, Elliott, Mushu, Figment, and many more, all of which can be found in The Art Of Disney’s Dragons (Disney Editions, $29.99 SRP), a lovely little tome filled with sketches from the company’s archives.

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    Although it often feels like a DVD bonus feature, Elstree 1976 (MVD Visual, Not Rated, DVD-$19.95 SRP) is full of enough untold anecdotes from the production of an unknown little science fiction film shot in Elstree Studios in 1976 – a little film called Star Wars – that it’s well worth a watch. Those untold tales come courtesy of the background actors who had little idea of what a momentous film they were working on.

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    Oh, I’m sure there are thousands of films from over 100 years of cinema I’ve never heard of that, if I finally watched them, I would probably love. Maybe that’s why I love companies like Olive Films, who on e a monthly basis have been releasing clutches of catalogue titles from the vaults of studios like Paramount and MGM. The quartet this month includes the Mel Stuart-directed 1969 farce If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium (Olive Films, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP), original Doctor Who William Hartnell as a thief in Appointment With Crime (Olive Films, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP), Bob Hope & Tuesday Weld in I’ll Take Sweden (Olive Films, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP), and the coming-of-age drama Cornbread, Earl & Me (Olive Films, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$29.95 SRP).

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    Even when I don’t enjoy the film, I always get a kick out of diving into an “Art Of” book for a film and getting to view the design process. The Art Of The Jungle Book (Insight Editions, $45.00 SRP) is absolutely crammed full of great artwork and insight into the development process of Disney’s surprisingly enjoyable live action re-take.

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    And while the film was blah, Warcraft: Behind The Dark Portal (HarperDesign, $45.00 SRP) is a fascinating tome that at least provides plenty of interesting artwork to look at even if the film that eventually came out of it didn’t work.

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    Nick Kroll takes his often bizarre and more-often-than-not deeply funny sketch show out on a high note with the 3rd and final season of Kroll Show (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). To try and describe it any further… I mean, words can not possibly hope to capture just how truly mental it all is. Bonus materials include a trio of additional character bits.

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    If you need the perfect antidote to the grimdark cinematic DC Comics universe, look no further than Teen Titans Go: Eat. Dance. Punch (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$19.97 SRP), which collects the first 26 episodes of the show’s 3rd season in all its brightly colored, upbeat glory.

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    If you watch Washington being targeted in the bombastic actioner Olympus Has Fallen, you know exactly what to expect for ol’ blighty in London Has Fallen (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), which finds Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) trying to protect US President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart) from a terrorist organization systematically picking off world leaders in town for the funeral of the British Prime Minster. Bonus materials include a pair of featurettes.

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    After a massive storm off Cape Cod rips a tanker ship in half, one of the greatest small-boat rescue missions in Coast Guard history is undertaken, all of which is dramatized in The Finest Hours (Walt Disney, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), starring Casey Affleck as the Chief Engineer of the tanker and Chris Pine as the Coast Guard captain risking all to save the survivors. Bonus materials include featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    You would almost expect Charlie Kaufman to be the mind behind such a beautifully told, traditional yet experimental movie like Anomalisa (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), in which a chance encounter on a business trip upends the life of a middle-aged family man. And it’s all told through stop-motion animation. Bonus materials include a quartet of featurettes.

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    The story of Queen Elizabeth’s courtship and the royal family’s concern with young Philip Mountbatten is chronicled in the fascinating documentary Prince Philip: The Plot To Make A King (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$24.99 SRP). From his uncouth manners to concerns about his German heritage, it’s a candid portrait of an unlikely marriage.

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    Binge on the ocean’s most iconic predators with Discovery’s Shark Week (Lionsgate, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), a 3-disc collection of 13 documentaries from the channel’s iconic annual celebration of all things swimmy-toothy-bitey.

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    After 6 seasons of Workaholics (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), I think we’re reaching the point where Adam, Blake, and Ders are moving squarely into a far sadder territory as they transition into their 30s and the bleak reality of their futures becomes an ever-closer present. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, bloopers, and deleted scenes.

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    There’s a blatant air of an agenda that drags down the none-too-subtle approach of Michael Bay’s 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), although anyone who thought Bay might have an informed, nuanced approach to such a sensitive event must not be terribly familiar with his oeuvre. Bonus materials include a clutch of behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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    For the younger set, you’ve got the educational Super Why: Goldilocks And The Three Bears (PBS, Not Rated, DVD-$9.99 SRP), featuring four reading adventures, and the fun Strawberry Shortcake: Campberry Stories (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), which also comes in a DVD case that smells like strawberries. Which is both awesome and unsettling.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/22/15: Battlestark

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    The magic wonder-wand has touched Glen Larson’s original, non-grimdark tale of galactic refugees on the run from the Cylon empire, giving fans Battlestar Galactica: The Definitive Collection (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$149.98 SRP). Not only has every episode been remastered, but fans also get the option of watching it in either the original 1.33 or newly created 1.85 widescreen ratios. Both options look great, and the set lives up to its “Definitive” claim, as it also includes Galactica 1980 and Battlestar Galactica: The Movie. Bonus materials include a commentary o the pilot, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more.

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    Pulled from the sequence in Iron Man 2 where he has to save himself from being poisoned by his original design, the Tony Stark with Arc Reactor Creation Accessories (Sideshow, $199.99) gets bonus points for not being another of the 50 bazillion Iron Man suits featured in the films, and also for being a pretty good likeness of Robert Downey Jr. As for accessories – you know, outside of Tony’s ever-ready sunglasses – the biggies are the arc reactor, arc reactor core holder, and the pretty keen prototype for Captain America’s shield.

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    He may have been one of the stiffest, most awkward hosts ever to have risen to television prominence, but it was on the strength of his legendary (and soon-to-be-legendary) guests that he became an icon, and those incredible guests are why The Best Of The Ed Sullivan Show (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$59.95 SRP) is a marvelous time warp. The 6-dvd set contains dozens of appearances from across the show’s 23-year run, including Elvis, The Beatles, Bobby Darin, Carol Burnett, The Smothers Brothers, and many more. Bonus materials include exclusive interviews with guests and the only surviving on-camera interview with Ed and Sylvia Sullivan.

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    For those that missed the boat on the stellar prop replica put out by Master Replicas ages ago but wanted something more robust than the plastic alternatives currently available, Thinkgeek’s Star Trek Phaser Remote Replica (Thinkgeek, $149.99) is exactly what you desire. As a screen-accurate reproduction of both the Type I and Type II phaser as featured in Star Trek: TOS, it’s pretty darn spot-on. That it also functions as a universal remote control is just downright super science. And glorious. Yes. Glorious super science.

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    Amazing we got to his centennial before getting a near-definitive documentary on a legend, but better now than never comes Magician: The Astonishing Life & Work of Orson Welles (Cohen, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP), a wonderful snapshot of the man and his remarkable work.

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    In the fallow period between the end of the Smothers Brothers’ show and the paunch of Saturday Night Live, the only destination on your dial to catch the hippest music and comedy acts was NBC’s Friday night staple, The Midnight Special (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP). Now, you can relive a healthy clutch of episodes via this 3-disc set, featuring a line-up of acts including Van Morrison, Santana, Heart, Jim Croce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, and more.

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    The 75th anniversary of Alfred Hitchcock’s final UK film, Jamaica Inn (Cohen, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) features a brilliant new 4k restoration and a brilliant performance from Charles Laughton. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a video essay, and the 2014 re-release trailer.

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    I loved to draw when I was a kid, and I would often find myself doodling beloved cartoon and comic characters. It should come as no surprise, then, that I own many dog-eared and much-loved “How To Draw” books released over the years by the folks at Walter Foster. For years, they’ve had Learn To Draw Mickey Mouse And His Friends (Walter Foster, $9.95 SRP), which featured step-by-step instructions on how to draw the modern versions of Disney’s core characters – Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Pluto, Minnie, and Daisy. Ah, but now they’ve plussed it with a brand new hardcover collector’s edition, Learn To Draw Mickey Mouse & Friends Through The Decades (Walter Foster, $19.95 SRP), which shows you how to draw those selfsame characters at various points in their graphic evolution, from the earliest black & white designs from 20s all the way to the modern era, as well as including other rare artwork. Both titles are great.

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    As someone who has observed firsthand the kind of downward mental spiral the befalls Julianne Moore’s character after she’s diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer’s as the titular character in Still Alice (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), it’s remarkable how much subtlety and nuance Moore brings to her portrayal of a linguistics professor, mother, and wife who slowly feels herself slipping away. Bonus materials include featurettes and a trio of deleted scenes.

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    Take a collection of musicians including Elvis Costello, T Bone Burnett, Marcus Mumford, and more, add in a batch of recently discovered Bob Dylan lyrics, and as those artists to set them to music – that’s exactly the remarkable process Lost Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP) documents.

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    While it’s not necessary to read Before Tomorrowland (Disney Press, $12.15 SRP) before you see Tomorrowland, doing so certainly helps to make sense of the backstory behind the creation of the distant interstellar colony featured in the film, and the secret society of geniuses that created it.

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    The wonderful work that Criterion has been doing with their restoration and high definition release of the Charlie Chaplin library continues with the release of one of Chaplin’s later works, Limelight (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.95 SRP), where he stars as a fading vaudevillian (and also is the only film featuring both Chaplin and Buster Keaton). Bonus materials include interviews, a video essay, a documentary, an archival recording of Chaplin, two short films, an outtake, and a pair of trailers.

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    Diamond Select and Art Asylum continue their stellar work releasing Star Trek‘s various iconic ships of the line with their beautiful scale replica of the U.S.S. Excelsior (Diamond Select, $60 SRP). First glimpsed as a state-of-the-art rival to the Enterprise in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, the ship as it’s represented in this model eventually came under the command of Captain Sulu in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, and as such, the usual complement of sound effects here features 10 phrases spoken by George Takei’s Sulu, and a trio of ship SFX. There’s also a nifty light feature on the nacelles. The ships are really great, and a perfect addition to any shelf, desk, or table.

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    The story behind Star Trek‘s adaptation of Harlan Ellison’s script for the now-legendary episode The City On The Edge Of Forever, and Ellison” intense dissatisfaction with the changes the staff made to his vision, is well-known within the fan community. Thanks to IDW, those fans can now experience his version with the graphic novel adaptation of Harlan Ellison’s The City On The Edge Of Forever: The Original Teleplay (IDW, $24.99 SRP). While many of the elements are similar in a funhouse mirror kind of way, it’s a fascinating exercise and a unique tale well told, and given a brand new life.

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    It’s a shame that American Sniper (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP) is as off-puttingly strident as it is, because it is a strong piece of filmmaking from director Clint Eastwood, anchored by Bradley Cooper’s performance as the titular solider who has trouble re-assimilating to civilian life after two tours in Iraq. Bonus materials include a pair of making-of featurettes.

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    Only the BBC could produce a show like Call The Midwife (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$44.98 SRP), about a midwife from a privileged background who joins an order of nursing nuns in poverty-stricken East London in the 1950s. Nearing the 1960s in the show’s fourth season, social change approaches as new nurses arrive on the scene.

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    You can never have too many books exploring that legendary galaxy far, far away, so just try to refrain from devouring Ultimate Star Wars (DK, $40 SRP), a massive tome exploring the characters, creatures, locations, technology, and vehicles with photos, art, and information. Nerds! You know you want it!

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    Listen, I shouldn’t have to sell you on watching a film called Icetastrophe (Alchemy, Not Rated, DVD-$19.99 SRP), about a small town and a meteorite that threatens humanity. And it’s a low-budget cheese-fest. How does that not sell itself? Seriously!

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    It’s certainly not a classic, but there’s certainly laughs to be found in the first season of CPO Sharkey (Time Life, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), a largely forgotten 70s sitcom that starred Don Rickles as the Navy’s caustic answer to both Sgt. Bilko and Archie Bunker, with an often un-PC bent. The bonus features are limited to a single Tonight Show clip, but it’s a real gem, as it features Johnny Carson dropping in on the set of Sharkey to have words with Rickles.

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    Better late than never comes Breaking Bad: The Official Book (Sterling, $19.95 SRP), which is the perfect companion compendium to a modern television classic. With in-depth looks into every episode and character plus exclusive insights from the cast and crew (plus a brand new interview with creator Vince Gilligan), it’s definitely an addictive read.

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    Scott Glenn has always been an actor capable of holding my attention in anything he’s in, and he remains so as a serial killer hiding out in a small town as The Barber (Arc Entertainment, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$20.99 SRP). But when the son of a detective – who took his own life in frustration at his inability to solve the case – arrives in town, his carefully constructed cover is jeopardized.

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    Rescued from the mists of time, the classic newspaper strip adventures of the man of steel and the dark knight detective continue with Superman: The Silver Age Dailies 1963-1966 (IDW, $49.99 SRP) and Batman And Robin: The Silver Age Dailies And Sundays 1968-1969 (IDW, $49.99 SRP), which is the second of three volumes collecting the strip that was relaunched to coattail the success of the TV series. Oh, and while you’re at it, pick up the deluxe Superman: Sunday Pages 1946-1949 (IDW, $49.99 SRP), which are presented in all of their large format glory.

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    If, like me, you still mourn the passing of quality history-based content on The History Channel, the photo and info-dense World War II: The Definitive Visual History (DK, $40 SRP) is just the comprehensive coffee table paperweight for you. Presented by the Smithsonian, it covers the entire conflict, from the Blitzkrieg to the Atom Bomb.

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    It’s a bit frustrating that Nickelodeon still hasn’t given their beautiful new Ninja Turtles series proper high definition season sets like Cartoon Network has been doing for Adventure Time, because the show certainly deserves it. Until then, we’re getting standard definition single-disc releases like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pulverizer Power (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP), which features a trio of previously-released episodes featuring the titular misbegotten young man, who eventually winds up becoming Mutagen Man. And, in a weird curveball, they’re also dropping a 3-episode single disc release from the 2003 series, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Search For Splinter (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP).

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    Fish out of water culture clash comedy is always fertile territory, and Greg Poehler’s Welcome To Sweden (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) is a sharp, witty venture into that territory focusing on Poehler’s Bruce, a New Yorker who follows his Swedish girlfriend home. The show smartly builds its characters first and hangs the culture comedy on it. Give it a spin.

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    Well, I mean, the best you can say for the direct-to-video animated special Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) is that it’s an unapologetically middling confection intended mostly to sell toys, and also has the good sense to cast Dana Snyder as the voice of The Penguin. So, it has that going for it. Bonus materials include DC Nation shorts, 2 bonus cartoons from the DC Comics Vault, and a Penguin featurette.

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    History buffs with fond memories of parking in front of the pre-Aliens and idiots heyday of The History Channel will lose themselves in Historic Tanks & Battles Of WWII (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, DVD-$17.98 SRP), a 3-disc collection of documentaries that are just what the title says.

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    A Russian family man tries to extricate itself from under the thumb of a corrupt mayor in the gripping import Leviathan (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP), but his attempts to fight back with the help of an old friend has unintended consequences. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, a featurette, Q&A, and deleted scenes.

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    When 3 soldiers – one Lebanese, one Israeli, and one American – are accidentally trapped together when a lockdown mechanism is triggered in a secret base, the trio are forced to either work together or die together in the dramedy Bordering On Bad Behavior (Inception, Not Rated, DVD-$26.98 SRP). And it stars Tom Sizemore. You can’t go wrong with Tom Sizemore. Right?

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    Kiddies can learn their math skills with Team Umizoomi: Meet Shark Car (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring a quartet of episodes focusing on numbers, shapes, measurements, and more. And with that out of the way, they can tackle niceties with Max & Ruby: Sharing & Caring (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP). For just entertainment value, the kids can then dive into Bubble Guppies: The Puppy And The Ring (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), Team Umizoomi: Umi Space Heroes (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$12.98 SRP), Dora’s Explorer Girls: Our First Concert (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$12.99 SRP), and Dora The Explorer: Dora Saves Fairytale Land (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$12.98 SRP).

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    Strawberry Shortcake and her friends both human and furry star in various canine-themed tales in Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Best In Show (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP), featuring a trio of four-legged tails.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 3/6/15: Ride That Tauntaun

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Every once in awhile, those endearingly insane purveyors of must-have collectibles at Sideshow decide to go truly bonkers and produce a massive collectible that hits every single nostalgia button with brutal accuracy. As they had recently announced they’d be releasing Hoth versions of Luke and Han in their 1/6-scale Star Wars line, it wasn’t truly shocking that they announced a 1/6-scale Tauntaun ($349.99), but it was most welcome nonetheless. Why? Because it’s friggin’ delightful. Yes, it’s essentially a static diorama statue – pretty much a display accessory – but it looks perfect and is perfectly complementary. And it’s just fun. With a pair of swappable heads (mild and excited expressions), swappable horns (so you can make it either Han or Luke’s specific mount), and equipment accessories, it’s kitted out to be screen accurate. But because Han and Luke haven’t arrived yet, I’ve had to let a whole slew of other characters have a go. Because… you know… FUN.

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    There have been many books that purported to present the definitive history of the original Star Trek. Much like Roshomon, many presented a perspective on the show’s genesis. But we’ve finally got a complete overview that incorporates all of those memories plus original memos, documents, and interviews and places them in a comprehensive context with the publication of the third and final volume of These Are The Voyages (Jacobs Brown, $39.95 SRP). Each of the three volumes has focused on a season of TOS, and this final volume sheds light on why Classic Trek‘s final season proved to be such a disappointing creative mess, full of behind-the-scenes conflict and compromise. Author Marc Cushman has done the if not impossible, then very nearly improbable feat of remaining neutral while presenting the facts, tales, anecdotes, and recollections behind one of the most enduring pop phenomenon of the 20th century – and beyond. Be sure to get all three volumes.

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    While not brilliant, Jon Stewart’s Rosewater (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) is a solid drama that deserves a second look and long life on home video, divorced of the ridiculously high expectations and paradoxical indifference that greeted it in theaters, as Gael Garcia Bernal turns in a strong performance as Tehran-born but London-based journalist Maziar Bahari, who is detained by the Iranian government as a spy and turned over to the titular brutal interrogator. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    It seems ridiculous that there’s never been one until now, but if we had to wait for a documentary celebrating the life and madness of Richard Pryor, then it’s comforting to know that Omit The Logic (Magnolia, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$13.49 SRP) was worth the wait, featuring an unvarnished look at a destructive genius. Bonus materials include additional interviews.

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    While it would be foolish to deny that the only reason we’re getting the tome is to provide cross-promotion of the new live action Cinderella feature, A Wish Your Heart Makes (Disney Editions, $40.00 SRP) is still a welcome addition to the shelves of anyone who loves traditional Disney animation, as nearly half its length is devoted to the development and creation of that classic. And yes, the other half is devoted to the new feature, directed by Kenneth Branagh. Oh, and as a wonderful complementary piece, they’ve also re-released the beautiful children’s book adaptation of the animated Cinderella (Disney Press, $16.99 SRP), adapted by Cynthia Rylant with art by the legendary Mary Blair.

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    We march ever closer to the next glorious high-def season release with the arrival of the latest stopgap fix of episodes, Adventure Time: Frost & Fire (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.82 SRP), sporting another 16 episodes, from “Frost & Fire” to “Thanks For The Cranapples, Giuseppe”.

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    While it has to take comfort in its 5 Academy Award nominations, Foxcatcher (Sony, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$34.99 SRP) doesn’t need an Oscar to remain a dark and powerfully acted tale of misguided passion as it tells the true story of an eccentric multimillionaire (Steve Carrell) and a pair of champion wrestlers (Channing Tatum & Mark Ruffalo). Bonus materials include a featurette and deleted scenes.

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    After a forever gap that seems to have afflicted many a classic catalogue TV show that began getting a DVD release in the early years of the format, Warner Bros. gets the ball rolling again on another forgotten series with ChiPs: The Complete Third Season (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP). The 5 disc set contains all 23 episodes.

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    I don’t know if I’d agree with its claim to be the best British rock concert of all time, but the line-up featured in 1990’s charity performance Live At Knebworth (Eagle Vision, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$17.98 SRP) is certainly incredible, including Paul McCartney, Elton John, Tears For Fears, Genesis, Robert Plant, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, Dire Straits, and more.

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    The Warner Archive continues to be the afterlife savior of criminally ignored shows by releasing the complete 3rd season of Longmire (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP). The set also include a featurette on the character and plot developments of season 2 so you can get up to speed.

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    Kinder entertainment for this week brings a pair of tiny tyke titles from Nickelodeon – Paw Patrol: Marshall And Chase On The Case (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) and the 2-disc Bubble Guppies: Fin-Tastic Collection (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$22.98 SRP), which packages together the previously available Bubble Guppies and On The Job.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 5/9/14: Marshmallow Monsters

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Certainly, there was a fair amount of trepidation that despite the success of the Kickstarter campaign, the big screen Veronica Mars (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP) would fail to live up to breezy noir fun of the original, dearly departed series. Well, kudos to show creator Rob Thomas for pulling off a film that, set 10 years later and reuniting the residents of Neptune California for a 10th high school reunion overshadowed by murder and intrigue, feels every bit as wonderful as the series it picks up the baton from. Here’s hoping for many more films to come. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and more.

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    Since they were originally shot on film, it was only a matter of time and money before CBS decided to give classic sitcom fans a triple-header of high-def delight with the fully remastered Blu-Ray debuts of I Love Lucy: Season One, The Andy Griffith Show: Season One and The Honeymooners: The Classic 39 (CBS, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$129.99 SRP each). As if the stellar sound and video presentation weren’t enough, they’ve also gone the extra mile by loading these down with bonus features galore. I Love Lucy contains the original pilot, audio commentaries, 13 season one repeat episodes with alternate elements, on-set color home movies, bloopers, the I Love Lucy: The Very First Show special, and select episodes of Lucy’s radio show My Favorite Husband. The Andy Griffith Show sports the Danny Thomas Show episode that served as the backdoor pilot, home movies, original sponsor spots, the Person To Person interview with Griffith, and the Return To Mayberry TV movie. Finally, The Honeymooners features promos, an original Buick dealer presentation, the 60 Minutes profile of Gleason plus outtakes, a sketch from American Scene Magazine, both the 35th and 50th anniversary specials, and the Person To Person segment featuring Gleason. An incredible line-up, isn’t it? Now, if only Sgt. Bilko would get this kind of love from CBS, the world would be a happy place.

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    Everyone knows the immaculate 1/6-scale figures that the fine folks at Hot Toys produce, but fewer know that they’ve also been known to produce the occasional vinyl collectible. Featuring the same kind of exquisite attention to detail, the sculpt for their Monsters University: Mike, Sully & Archie (Sideshow, $149.99) is a spot-on recreation of the iconic characters from the Pixar sequel, clothed in their University jackets and measuring a healthy 9″ high. Here’s hoping this is the first in a series of these deluxe vinyl Disney pieces.

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    While it’s physically impossible to climb inside it, it is fun to finally get to fly your very own piece of Time Lord technology with the Doctor Who R/C TARDIS (Thinkgeek, $47.99). Coming in at 3″ tall, it’s capable of vertical takeoff and landing, and can hover about for an average of 6 minutes on a charge, which is delivered via the remote control (and runs on 4AA batteries). So, go fly a TARDIS already!

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    Carl Barks was a master of humor and economical storytelling, with an almost magical ability to present more narrative and comedy within a simple 10-page tale than most creators with 10 times the space. Once again, the gee-whizzers at Fantagraphics have released a must-have collection of classic Barks stories in their ever-growing Barks library with Donald Duck: Trail Of The Unicorn (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP), which features the titular tale plus a handful more, plus essays that put it all in perspective. KEEP THEM COMING, GUYS.

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    While you’re biding your time waiting for the next full season Blu-Ray release, snag the quick fix Adventure Time: The Suitor (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.82 SRP), collecting 16 episodes from the show’s 5th season, plus the “Little Did You Know” featurette.

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    It feels like an impossible wait until the 3rd and final Hobbit film, but fill the time with a lovely new tome that delves into the backstory and creation behind the monstrous worm under the mountain – Smaug: Unleashing The Dragon (HarperDesign, $19.99 SRP). Filled with art and designs and even an introduction by Benedict Cumberbatch, it’s an easy impulse buy.

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    Waiting for the new film and want to binge on some classic thunder lizard action? Look no further than the high-def debut of not one, not two, but 8 classic Godzilla films presented as 4 double feature releases in The Toho Godzilla Collection. Fully remastered, the films include Godzilla vs King Ghidorah/Godzilla And Mothra: The Battle For Earth, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II/Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah/Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, and Godzilla: Tokyo SOS/Godzilla: Final Wars (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP each). Bonus materials include featurettes and original trailers.

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    After the untimely death of E.C. Segar only a few years into the life of his immensely popular strip “Thimble Theater”, the strip and its breakout star, Popeye The Sailor, were guided by Segar assistant Bud Sagendorff for over 40 years. But in 1986, King Features Syndicate was faced with having to find a replacement for Sagendorff, and they turned to a seemingly unlikely candidate – Playboy and National Lampoon cartoonist Bobby London. But they couldn’t have found a better choice, as you’ll experience for yourself in Popeye: Classic Newspaper Comics Volume One – 1986-1989 (IDW, $39.99 SRP), which collects the first half of London’s all-too-brief tenure of reinvigorated tales of the spinach-fueled sailorman and his eclectic supporting cast.

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    There have been many books that purported to present the definitive history of the original Star Trek. Much like Roshomon, many presented a perspective on the show’s genesis. But we’ve finally got the overview that incorporates all of those memories plus original memos, documents, and interviews and places them in a comprehensive context – These Are The Voyages (Jacobs Brown, $29.95 SRP), of which the second volume of what will eventually be a trilogy, each focusing on a season of TOS, is now available. Author Marc Cushman has done the if not impossible, then very nearly improbably feat of remaining neutral while presenting the facts, tales, anecdotes, and recollections behind one of the most enduring pop phenomenon of the 20th century – and beyond.

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    Coming fast and furious is an understatement when it comes to just how quickly the new direct-to-video animated DC Comics films have been hitting, as the latest comic book adaptation – Son Of Batman (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$24.98 SRP) – makes its debut. Based on the graphic novel Batman And Son, it finds the Dark Knight surprised by the revelation that he has a young son with Talia, the assassin daughter of his enemy Ra’s Al Ghul. With the League of Assassins and Deathstroke on the tail it’s not a bib surprise to find that Batman’s son Damian soon becomes the next Robin. Bonus materials include featurettes, a quartet of cartoons, and a sneak peek at the next animated feature Batman: Assault On Arkham.

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    Rescued from the mists of time, the classic newspaper strip adventures of the man of steel and the dark knight detective continue with Superman: The Silver Age Dailies 1961-1963 (IDW, $49.99 SRP) and Batman And Robin: The Silver Age Dailies And Sundays 1966-1967 (IDW, $49.99 SRP), which is the first of three volumes collecting the strip that was relaunched to coattail the success of the TV series. Oh, and while you’re at it, pick up the deluxe Superman: Sunday Pages 1943-1946 (IDW, $49.99 SRP), which are presented in all of their large format glory.

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    It’s odd to think they’ve been around for two decades, but that’s exactly the anniversary that’s being celebrated with the lavish and massive Art Of Dreamworks Animation (Abrams, $50 SRP). Of course, those first 10 years were filled with plenty of duds, from Prince Of Egypt to Shark Tale, but in recent years they’ve become a more surefooted powerhouse with the likes of their masterpiece How To Train Your Dragon. Explore it all with copious artwork and behind-the-scenes context with this tome.

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    In an age of ridiculous denial, Phillipe Squarzoni’s Climate Changed (Abrams Comicarts, $24.95 SRP) proves yet again the power of visual storytelling, as it presents the complicated science behind climate change in a streamlined, easily digestible fashion that hopefully even the simple-mined climate change deniers can understand. If not, well, there’s always puppets.

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    When you watch the virtually Shirley-less eighth and final season of Laverne & Shirley (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), you understand that it was only right and proper and merciful to end the series, as the magic of the show relied entirely on the dynamic between Cindy Williams and Penny Marshall, and once Williams left, well, best to end it all. Bonus materials include original episode promos and a gag reel.

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    Somehow, an entire decade has flown past, so do yourself a favor and celebrate the 10th anniversary of Napoleon Dynamite (Fox, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$19.99 SRP) with a new high-def special edition packed with audio commentaries, outtakes, deleted scenes, featurettes, auditions, promos, and more.

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    It’s certainly a long way from even the limited 80’s quality of G1 cartoon, but completionists will still want to pick up Transformers Energon: The Complete Series (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$44.99 SRP), which collects all 51 episodes.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Kirk Thatcher

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with writer/director Kirk Thatcher about creatures, Muppets, Star Trek punks, Star Wars, 8x10s.

    You can read my original interview with Kirk HERE.

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  • FROM THE VAULT: Kirk Thatcher Interview

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    Conducted ~1/2000

    I first met Kirk Thatcher on the set of Muppets From Space in January of 1999, when he remarked that both of our names started with the letter “K”, so we must be brothers.

    Of course, he was right.

    While Thatcher’s name may not be instantly recognizable, his *face* may best be remembered by genre fans as the “punker on the bus” in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – whose blaring & acidic music confounded Kirk and Spock, prompting the stoic Vulcan to silence the cacophony with a fabled Vulcan nerve pinch.

    However, Thatcher is much more than just “the punker on the bus” – he has the unique blessing of having been creatively involved with several of fantasy & science fiction’s most beloved franchises: Star Trek (as an Associate Producer), Star Wars (as a Creature Shop technician), and the Muppets (as a writer and director).

    He’s also stepping back in front of the camera as one of the trio of expert judges presiding over the new Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge reality competition on the SyFy channel.

    And he’ll always be my brother.

    From the vaults, I present to you my chat with Kirk Thatcher…

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    KEN PLUME: Can you give me a little background on yourself?

    KIRK THATCHER: I started in the industry when I was about 19 at Lucasfilm, ILM, working in the creature shop on Return of the Jedi. I was a self-taught movie and monster maker. I made masks and creatures at home.

    PLUME: Are you from the California area?

    THATCHER: I’m from Los Angeles, so when I was growing up, I would talk to people like Rick Baker and John Chambers, who were very helpful in answering questions. I was just like most guys in the effects industry, just doing stuff in the kitchen sink and in the garage.

    When I was in high school I met the production designer for Star Wars, a guy named Joe Johnston, and he’d been very kind in showing me around ILM when they were still based in Los Angeles. So after I’d gone to UCLA for two semesters I called Joe up and said that college just wasn’t working for me, they wouldn’t even let me touch a Super 8 camera until I was a junior, and was there any chance that I could come work at ILM. He said, “You know, we’re gearing up for the next Star Wars movie, Return of the Jedi, and we’re starting up a creature shop, so send up your resume.” So I sent up my resume and had an interview with Tom Smith and got the job as a technical assistant, which is basically the lowest man on the totem pole at the company.

    PLUME: But a hired man regardless.

    THATCHER: Exactly. A working man. So I started working at ILM in the creature shop. I actually helped set up the creature shop, working for Phil Tippet. I actually painted the walls and helped set up the paint room to paint the creatures. I worked in the mold shop. Basically just A to Z from sculpting to molding to fabricating to painting them and shipping them out the door.

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    PLUME: So this is what, 1981?

    THATCHER: 1981, basically starting about March, and we worked on the movie until about Christmas, then sent everything to London. For most of the Spring and Summer of ’82 I was on location with the movie. I went to Yuma, Arizona and then Oregon. After that, I worked on a bunch of other things at ILM. I worked on Star Treks II and III, Poltergeist, E.T.. I was one of the guys that painted E.T.. I had a great time at ILM learning a bunch of stuff, then Chris Walas got this movie, Gremlins, and Chris and I had become friends, since he had worked at ILM also. He got Gremlins on his own, so I worked with Chris for about a year and helped set his place up and work on Gremlins. After that David Fincher (director of Se7en, The Game, and most recently Fight Club) and I wanted to break out and do our own thing, so we started a rock video company. We were the two youngest guys at ILM. He’s actually a year younger than I am. He’d been a camera assistant in the matte department. So we did some rock videos together. I was the production designer and he was the director. It was a lot of mind-bendingly difficult work for very little money and no time. We had a motto, “We can do it – But it won’t be fun”. We did some Rick Springfield videos and some Martha Davis and the Motels videos. This is about ’83-’84. We did about 10-12 videos together, and then I moved down to L.A., and he moved down from San Francisco soon after and helped form Propaganda Films.

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    After I moved down, I interviewed for Star Trek IV to basically be Leonard Nimoy’s right-hand guy, and got that job, and eventually became Associate Producer on the film. Working closely with Leonard Nimoy was great. I started out as assistant to the director and it eventually became Associate Producer. He wanted to call me “Associate Director,” but there was no title like that, and the DGA wouldn’t allow it and so they called me an Associate Producer. He was great. It was the best job I ever had. He let me do a lot of stuff. He let me write dialogue and design aliens, work with the prop and art departments. I was in heaven.

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    PLUME: So, basically, you were a jack-of-all-trades.

    THATCHER: Yeah, a jack-of-all-trades, which is why he’d hired me, because I’d done all that at ILM and on my own, and he wanted someone he could trust to see things through. He was definitely directing the picture, don’t get me wrong, but he trusted that I would make sure he was getting what he wanted so he didn’t have to focus on it, because on Star Trek III, he just felt overwhelmed by all the technical stuff, especially all the special effects stuff, because it’s such a technical process. He couldn’t tell if people were telling him the truth or just giving him a run-around, so he kind of wanted someone in his camp. We got along great, and we’re still very good friends.

    PLUME: How did your cameo in Star Trek IV come about?

    THATCHER: Well, we were writing the movie, and I was there from the very beginning, even in the script stages, and they wrote this little bit for this punk rocker. The original idea was that the punk flipped off Spock, then Spock gave him the Vulcan neck grip. I actually came up with the idea of, when he passed out, his face turning off the radio. I actually added a couple little comedy bits. He was supposed to give me the Vulcan “Live Long and Prosper” sign after I flicked him off, but we cut that out. Then I added the scene where Scotty talks to the computer when the guy tells him to use the mouse and he holds it up and tries to use it like a microphone. I’ve always been a Macintosh fan, so I said, “It has to be a Macintosh.” Leonard said, “That’s funny, let’s use it.” Back to the cameo, it was this little bit in the movie, and I walked into Leonard’s office and said, “I want to play the punk on the bus.” Leonard’s got a great sense of humor, he’s very funny, so he looks at me with this big smile and says, “Reaaally…” I said, “Yeah, I think I’d do a great job. I’ll shave my head, get a mohawk, whatever.” He said, “Let me think about it.” I said okay, and I was going crazy, because in 2 weeks he didn’t say anything, and I promised him I wouldn’t bother him. I said, “Look, I’m not going to bother you, I’m only going to ask you this one time,” so I really had to live with it and not bother him. I never brought it up, never hinted at it, nothing. So about 2 weeks later, I walk to his office like I did every day, and he said, “Oh, by the way, you can do it.” I said, “What. You mean.” “Yep, you can play the punk.” I was like, “Ohhh thank you, thank you.” So I went out, shaved the sides of my head, dyed my hair orange and got a mohawk, because they don’t really make a mohawk hairpiece that looks real, so I actually had a bright road cone orange mohawk for about 6 months.

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    PLUME: I’m sure they really respected you on the set after that.

    THATCHER: Oh it was great. It was a blast. The first time DeForest Kelley saw me with this outrageous hairstyle he looked me up and down very slowly and said, “Nice shoes”. He then broke into a huge grin and ambled away. He had a very dry sense of humor.

    PLUME: You were featured rather prominently on the French poster for the film.

    THATCHER: That’s what somebody told me.

    PLUME: So the French love you.

    THATCHER: They would. I have sort of a French attitude in the movie.

    PLUME: That shows you the cultural impact you’ve had worldwide.

    THATCHER: Exactly. Leonard said I got the biggest laugh in the entire movie in Russia, because Russia was fraught with punk rockers before the wall had fallen, so they got a big laugh out of that.

    PLUME: You’re an icon now.

    THATCHER: Yeah. I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and my grave would still say “Punk On Bus – Star Trek IV“.

    The funny thing was that I got to write and sing that song that was playing on the radio. “I Hate You”, written by Kirk Thatcher and performed by The Edge of Etiquette. We shot the scene with no sound. There was no music playing. I was just miming to a beat. After we wrapped the movie, the music department was coming to us, and they were playing, like, Duran Duran or whoever Paramount had some deal with. I said, “That isn’t punk rock music. Punk rock is really raw and gritty and dirty.” They said, “Well, we don’t really deal with the Sex Pistols and stuff.” I said to Leonard, “You know, let me write you a song. I can do a song.” I was becoming good friends with the sound editor, Mark Mangini, and a couple of the guys in his sound department. I told Leonard, “We can do a song for you that will sound like a punk rock song. Just let us do it and you won’t have to pay for the rights or anything, and it will be better than Duran Duran.” So I went in with Mark and he wrote the music for it. I had a melody in mind, but I don’t write music, so he turned it into something that could be played on the guitar. We then recorded it in the hallway of the post-production sound facility that Mark had so it would sound bad – very distorted, as if recorded in a garage. We actually used the mics that the sound guys use to do key codes like, “Spock walking down the street, Take 1.” It’s just a cheap mic so it would sound really bad. We did this one weekend and Leonard came in on a Saturday and he listened to it, cracked up, and said, “Great. That’s it. We’ll use it.” And that’s how “I Hate You” came to be.

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    PLUME: It was used in another film, wasn’t it?

    THATCHER: Yeah, it was used in Back To The Beach, with Frankie and Annette. They called me up and said, “Can we use it?” and I said, “Yeah.” I actually got paid more for them using it in that than I did for Star Trek. Hey, here is a little known fact for all the Trekkies. The voice of the computer, at the beginning of Star Trek IV when Spock is doing that computer test, that’s me. I actually wrote those questions. We shot with my voice as a temp track, which we sped up, just so Leonard would have something to react to. So we shot with that and we used it on the temp track. Finally, they’re getting ready to redo it, and they asked Leonard and he says, “Naw, it’s fine. Just use that.” So after doing all this other stuff, that’s how I got my SAG card. For being the voice of the computer! And it’s the only thing that I’m not credited for, because if it was, my name would have been in the credits four times. It would have been in there more than anyone else’s name.

    PLUME: You just insinuated yourself everywhere.

    THATCHER: I did, yeah. It wasn’t anything I lobbied for. It just sort-of happened. When I hear that computer voice now , I cringe because it sounds so goofy.

    PLUME: Well, the film still works.

    THATCHER: It’s amazing. It made about $130 million in the US, and I believe the last Star Trek movie only broke $90 million. It just blew all the other Trek movies out of the water with how successful it was. I think a lot of it is due to Leonard’s sense of humor and the fact that Leonard wanted to make a lighthearted romp instead of a serious science fiction picture, and it really reached out to a broader audience.

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    PLUME: What was your next project after Star Trek IV?

    THATCHER: A woman I had met through a special effects company we had worked with knew Jim Henson. Her first husband had directed The Muppet Movie. I was starting to pitch movie and TV show ideas with creatures at the time, and she said, “Would you like to meet Jim Henson?” and I said, “Sure, I’d love to.” She said, “I’m sure he’d like this kind of stuff and I’m sure you two would get along.” This is about 1987, and Star Trek IV had just opened, I think in February. So I met Jim in March of that year, and we hit it off and I showed him a bunch of creatures designs and story ideas and all that. We started working on some story ideas, and in March of ’88, after I’d know him for about a year, I moved to New York to work on The Jim Henson Hour. I lived in New York for year and worked in New York and Toronto on The Jim Henson Hour and became very good friends with Jim. In ’89, The Jim Henson Hour was done, and I didn’t really enjoy living in New York, so I moved back to LA and worked on some stuff with Henson, as well as Walt Disney Imagineering. I worked at Disney for nine months, and while I was working there, Jim and I started working on the concept for Dinosaurs. Unfortunately, that’s when Jim passed away, but we took the ideas that he and I had kicked around and started working with a couple of sit-com writers Michael Jacobs and Bob Young who had a development deal at Disney television. Alex Rockwell and I were the Henson side of things, I designed the characters and helped flesh out ideas while Michel and Bob started working on the scripts. Alex, who was the development person at Henson, oversaw the development process. We sold it to ABC in 1990 and in 1991 it went on the air. I worked on Dinosaurs for about four years as a writer and a character designer, and then I started writing the Muppet movies with Jerry Juhl. I cowrote Muppet Treasure Island and a couple of other Muppet films which haven’t been made. I think three all together. So that’s what I’ve been doing till now. I also worked a lot on Muppets Tonight!.

    PLUME: Regarding The Jim Henson Hour and Muppets Tonight!, what do you think were the reasons that neither show gelled either with the audience or the networks?

    THATCHER: I believe The Jim Henson Hour didn’t gel because I think NBC didn’t know what to do with it. I think it was a little all over the place.

    PLUME: It did seem a bit schizophrenic.

    THATCHER: It did, and I don’t think the network was really behind us. If the network is really behind you, I mean, you’ve seen some of these horrible shows that run forever. I think they really didn’t know what to make of it. The great thing about Jim was that he never really repeated himself. It wasn’t just a Muppet Show again. I think that was part of it. We only did thirteen, and I think they only aired six or seven. The same thing with Muppets Tonight!. ABC put us on midseason and they ran eight, then they ran a few off over the summer and kept changing our timeslot, and I think they really didn’t know what to do with us. We weren’t bowling people over in the ratings, but I think we would have found an audience. It’s hard to know why those things don’t pick up. I think a puppet show is kind of a tough sell. I think you’re always going to have a hard time getting people to watch up front. With the Muppet Show, it didn’t really catch on until it’s second season. If it was on a network, it never would have made it past it’s first. With Muppets Tonight!, people still come up and say, “You worked on that? Man, that was such a great show.” We only made 22.

    PLUME: It’s unfortunate that Muppets Tonight! hit its stride in its second season, when it was cancelled.

    THATCHER: Exactly. And it never really aired. Those episodes didn’t air until it moved to the Disney Channel. It takes awhile to figure out what a show is and how it’s going to work. Muppets Tonight! never got that chance with the audience since they pulled us after about 10 shows, and you’re right, we did start to get all the kinks worked out. It takes a while to find out what works and what doesn’t, and to see which characters are going to grow. I think both of the shows would have held up if the networks had given them a longer run.

    PLUME: I noticed with Muppets Tonight! that there where a rather large amount of Star Trek references, along with the wonderful George Takei appearance.

    THATCHER: Yeah, we got George and Bill and even Leonard did a little cameo. I wish we’d done more with Leonard. Bill Shatner’s cameo was very funny. George was hysterical. He had a ball.

    PLUME: And you’re basically lampooning him quite harshly.

    THATCHER: Oh, and he got it. I went up to him and said, “George, Kirk Thatcher.” Like he remembered me, and he said, “Ohhhh yes.” in that big baritone he has, and he said, “Oh my.” And we’d written “Oh my” in there, and he said, “You know, that’s what I say. They play that on Howard Stern.” I said, “I know George, that’s why we wrote it in the script.” He said, “Well, you’ve got me down. This is so much fun.” He totally had a ball lampooning himself, because he’s a very loquacious, very chatty with anecdotes, and he’s got that great voice, and he knew were not being mean. That we were just having fun. And we all like to poke fun at the Star Trek fans.

    PLUME: I’ve also heard that his anecdotes sometimes go beyond a person’s endurance.

    THATCHER: That’s not really true. One of the jokes we made was that he was boring people, but he’s not that bad. He’s actually a very sweet guy. It was funny, though, because I can imitate him pretty well, so in the readthroughs I would do his part and people would laugh. Then he came on the set, and when we did the readthrough with the actor, everyone was elbowing and nudging me and coming up to me later and saying, “Oh my God, he talks just like that! I can’t believe it!” I said, “Well, that’s how George is. He is what he is.” He’s a very theatrical guy with this terrific basso profundo voice.

    PLUME: Were there any episodes of Muppets Tonight! written but never produced?

    THATCHER: Nope. We wrote 22 and we filmed 22. What usually happened was that the biggest issue on those programs was the guest star. We often would have a guest star, and they would change on us literally a week before the shoot, so we’d have to rewrite the entire script since it usually revolved around these guest stars. In fact, we made a show about that where the guest star died and we had to find a replacement. The reality was that we just kept losing guest stars, so we made up the episode where we just couldn’t get a guest star, and the one that we got died, and we had to keep running around to find one. It also became known as the cameo show, since we didn’t have just one guest star, we had a bunch of them. It was a nightmare. We’d get somebody and then they’d change their mind or their schedule would change. Actors and stars have very transient schedules, but whenever they worked with us, they were great. It was just nailing them down that was the problem.

    PLUME: What was the easiest guest star for you to work with?

    THATCHER: They were all easy, but easy in terms of just totally having a ball and getting into the Muppet spirit I would have to say Garth Brooks. He was so much fun. I think it was so much fun to work with him because he was having so much fun. It was like he was a kid and he totally got it . He just wanted to be so out there and goofy, and he’s just a really charming and likeable guy. Jason Alexander was fun, but I think Garth was the easiest, just because everything we wrote, he loved, and he totally threw himself into it.

    PLUME: How closely are you associated with the Henson Company right now?

    THATCHER: I have a consulting deal to develop TV shows.

    PLUME: Hopefully you’ll move into directing the features.

    THATCHER: That would be nice. They seemed to like what I did with second unit on Muppets From Space. I recently wrote and directed some stuff for the new Odyssey Channel. Some bumpers and interstitials. Stuff like that. They were fast and silly. I got to work with Frank Oz and that was a blast.

    PLUME: Well, you certainly provided a relaxed atmosphere to work in.

    THATCHER: Thanks for noticing. My main goal was just trying to get what they wanted and try to keep it fun. It’s scary, but I’ve been working on movie sets now for 18 years. I sound
    like an old man.

    PLUME: Does it sound odd to you, to say 18 years?

    THATCHER: It scares the beejeezus out of me to say that I’ve been working in movies for 18 years.

    PLUME: Are you happy with where you’re at right now?

    THATCHER: Yeah, pretty much. If you’d asked me 10 years ago, I’d say that I would have directed a couple movies by now, but I’m very happy. I love working with the Henson people. They’re incredibly sweet and very genuine. I’ve been very fortunate, actually. If I ever write my biography, I’d have to call it “The Luckiest Guy In Hollywood”, because I’ve never worked with jerks. From the Lucas people to the Star Trek people to the Henson people. All nice, classy people.

    PLUME: Sounds like you picked the right companies.

    THATCHER: Exactly. It’s the companies that are known for quality stuff and the people have all worked together for years and nobody’s in and out. They’re all basically showbiz families. It’s like going from one circus to another circus. It’s all people who have been together and really respect one another and know how to treat each other, so I’ve been very fortunate. The one thing I learned is that the work is very hard. Importantly, it’s the attitude or the tone of the set from the Director or Producer at the top – that can make the entire process comfortable and fun. When I was the guy in the trenches mixing plaster or standing on the set with 300 other people making sure that the actor with the rubber mask on could breathe, I really appreciated people with a sense of humor who kept it light and let everyone know that, “Hey, we’re in this together. It’s not like you’re the peon and we’re the brilliant geniuses who tell you what to do.” It’s more like, “Hey, how about this? Let’s try this?” When I was down in the trenches, I said, “When I’m up there, I’ll treat people the way I like to be treated.” And fortunately, the way I was treated. It’s like families where you grow up with nice parents.

    PLUME: There was a very marked style difference between your directing and Tim Hill’s on the film. His set was much more hushed.

    THATCHER: That’s the way a lot of director’s like it. Very quiet with the director very deep in thought, and that’s the way they work. I tend to be more exuberant and loud, and that’s because that’s just the way I work. That’s who I am.

    PLUME: I was actually quite surprised that you had never directed anything before then.

    THATCHER: If you’re on enough sets, you now what it’s supposed to be like. It goes back to being a lot of hard work. If you can make it fun and at least keep people from thinking that you’ll bite their heads off if they get it wrong, then you’re doing fine. I guess…I’m not an expert…

    PLUME: So, what was your final take on Muppets From Space?

    THATCHER: I think it’s nice how it’s contemporary and brings the Muppets up to the present day and it’s great how we get to see and meet some of the new characters we developed on Muppets Tonight!, like Bobo, Pepe, and Clifford. I liked that about it. I liked the fact that it’s not just another Kermit and Piggy story. It’s an interesting risk that we took, because in some ways, you don’t go to a James Bond movie to go see Moneypenny. We’re taking a bit of a risk saying Kermit’s there and Piggy’s there, but it’s Gonzo’s story and he’s dragging the rest of the Muppets with him. It’ll be interesting to see what the audience thinks about that. The other Muppet films are ensemble pieces, but it’s interesting to see the crux of the story not be on Kermit and Piggy. To be honest, from the inside, I’m a little tired of that. It’s like, “Okay, they’re not married. They probably won’t be. Let’s move on.” On the other hand, people love that dynamic. Those are the things I liked going into the film. What we were trying to achieve.

    PLUME: Well, I think we’ve covered a good chunk of material. Is there anything that you’d like to mention?

    THATCHER: God bless America. I just hope to write and direct my own shows someday. So keep those cards and letters coming!

    PLUME: Is directing what you want to focus on for the future?

    THATCHER: Writing and creating movies and TV shows and directing movies. That’s all… Pretty typical goals for a creative working stiff in Hollywood these days…

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    NOTE: Here… fully printed & intelligible for the first time anywhere (to the best of my knowledge)… are the complete lyrics to Thatcher’s punker / hate song from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home:

    “I HATE YOU”

    Lyrics by Kirk R. Thatcher

    Music by Mark Mangini

    (to be sung Allegro con Temptible)

    Just what is the future?
    The things we’ve done and said.
    Let’s just push the button.
    We’d be better off dead!

    And I hate you!
    and I berate you !
    and I can’t wait to get to you…

    The sins of all the fathers,
    being dumped on us – the sons
    The only choice we’re given is:
    How many megatons?

    So I eschew you!
    And I say “SCREW YOU”!
    And I hope you’re blue too!

    We’re all bloody worthless,
    Just greedy human scum,
    The numbers all add up
    to a negative sum…

    And I hate you!
    And I hate you!
    And I hate you…too!

    (Repeat in angry scream ’til hoarse – or blood sprays from throat. Whichever comes first…)

    -This piece courtesy of & copyright Kirk R. Thatcher

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    10 QUESTIONS

    1. What is your favorite piece of music?

    “Pictures At An Exhibition” by Mussorgsky, as orchestrated by Ravel.

    2. What is your favorite film?

    I have three favorite films, each of different mood and genre, they are in no particular order: Star Wars, Citizen Kane and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    3. What is your favorite TV program, past or current?

    I’ve logged so many hours in front of the television, I can’t pick one. The original Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits were very influential. Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Laugh In, and the classic Warner Brothers cartoons shown on Saturday morning were also a big part of who I am today. Recently, I’ve enjoyed South Park, The Simpsons, Northern Exposure, and Spongebob Squarepants.

    4. What do you feel has been your most important professional accomplishment to date?

    Directing a movie…finally!

    5. Which project do you feel didn’t live up to what you envisioned?

    There are certain aspects of every project I’ve worked on in my career in all sorts of capacities that didn’t live up to what I had envisioned, but I have strange and elaborate visions… which is usually why I was hired to work on the projects in the first place. So I guess I’m dropping back and punting on this one…

    6. What is your favorite book?

    I love too many to pick out one, but one of the most influential was a series of books printed in the early part of the twentieth century entitled, My Book House by Olive Beaupre Miller. It was an incredibly beautiful series of six children’s books filled with amazing artwork, incredible stories, and poetry… A trifecta of visual and literary inspiration for me at a very early age. The set I have belonged to my father when he was young and I still leaf through the pages for inspiration and to get the sweet smell of old books.

    7. If you could change one thing about the industry, what would it be?

    By the “industry” I assume you mean “the biz” – babe! Seriously? If I were king of the forest? I would put creative people in charge of the creative decisions… Too many bankers and middle management type executives are involved in the creative pipeline and that is why we find ourselves with such an abundance of well financed dreck…

    8. Who – or what – would you say has had the biggest influence on your career?

    For what, see questions 2 and 6. As far as people go, it would be George Lucas, Jim Henson, and Leonard Nimoy. All three men mentored me in one way or another, Leonard and Jim in a more direct and personal manner. George Lucas has always been an inspiration to think big and outside of the box and to eschew what is considered standard operating procedure in Hollywood in lieu of better products or processes.

    9. What is your next project?

    I have a lot of irons in the fire, as they say. I’m being considered for some solely as a director, the others as both writer and director. But nothing is going to move ahead until early 2003, so I’m not going to jinx anything by mentioning them here.

    10. What is the one project that you’ve always wanted to do, but have yet to be able to?

    To write and direct a movie of my own and then turn it into a videogame, a TV series, a novel and an amusement park ride.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/20/13: The Killing Joke

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    In all of the premium format figures that Sideshow has put out over the years, I don’t think any have quite captured wicked malevolence quite as disturbingly as their Premium Format Joker ($349.99). Which, I suppose, is rather fitting, considering that the psychotic crown prince of crime is a cornerstone in Batman’s rogues gallery, and this piece rather accurately captures a rather iconic Brian Bolland feel in its depiction of the madman, with devilish rictus and frightening gaze in spades. The tailoring of the suit is perfect, and the base features sculpts of the Joker’s henchmen from The Killing Joke. As if the standard head portrait weren’t insane enough, the Sideshow exclusive swappable head is wearing a hat and an expression that will give you nightmares. It’s a beautiful piece, to be sure, but one I’d recommend putting close to your Batman figure, just to be sure.

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    The 50th anniversary celebration of Doctor Who rolls on with another pair of brand-new-to-DVD releases that fans have been clamoring on about for ages. First up is a tale from the era of Patrick Troughton’s 2nd Doctor, The Ice Warriors (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), which introduces the fearsome Martian warriors in frosty style. The other release is a bit of forgotten history, as Scream Of The Shalka (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP) was a series of animated shorts meant to introduce and feature the 9th incarnation of the Doctor – played by Richard E. Grant. Yes, that’s right. This project is largely forgotten because it canonically was overruled by the 2005 return of the show to live action, which established the 9th Doctor as Christopher Eccleston. As usual, bonus materials on both discs are copious and wonderful.

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    You know, it’s not just kids that need to be entertained on a rainy day, or during a long car trip. Thankfully, Brandon Bird has filled that gaping whole with an activity book geared towards adults – Brandon Bird’s Astonishing World Of Art (Chronicle Books, $14.95 SRP) – which includes activities like learning how to draw Tom Hanks, Law & Order coloring Valentine’s, make-your-own Gary Busey scarecrow, and Mr. T coloring pages. Oh, and much, much more.

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    Sam Mendes exec-producing lush adaptations of four of Shakespeare’s historical plays, packed with performances from Patrick Stewart, Jeremy Irons, Ben Whishaw, John Hurt, Tom Hiddleston, Julie Waters, Richard Griffiths, and more? What is this slice of yes, please? The Hollow Crown (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$44.98 SRP), which features Richard II, Henry IV: Part 1, Henry IV: Part 2, and Henry V. Bonus materials include making-of featurettes.

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    Who knew Steven Soderbergh would be able to make a biopic about Liberace’s companion in the garishly camp entertainer’s declining years into a compellingly cheesy flick, but that’s exactly what he did with Behind The Candelabra (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP) – aided by entertaining performances from Michael Douglas and Matt Damon. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette.

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    It’s not another season set – which can’t come fast enough – but at least you’re able to get a quick fix of Finn & Jake with Adventure Time: Jake The Dad (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which collects 16 stories including Jake & Lady Raincorn’s puppies. If that weren’t enough, the disc also comes packed with your very own Jake hat. Now THAT is math.

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    Having chatted with Dominic Monaghan years ago and found him to be quite a wonderful gent, I’m delighted that he seems to have found a genuine delight in hosting the BBC’s extreme animals show Wild Things, which sends him cavorting around the world like a latter-day Steve Irwin. You can watch him cavort in a pair of releases – Wild Things: Deadliest Critters & Wild Things: Creepy Crawlers (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP each).

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    In the age of the internet, you’d think a massive volume like Leonard Maltin’s 2014 Movie Guide (Plume, $25.00 SRP) would be a relic of a hard copy past, but there’s still something satisfying about flipping through its 16,000+ capsule film summaries and perhaps landing on a film you never knew existed, and it sparks an interest to see the film in question. So, for that, the continued existence of this guide is justified.

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    The first season was bonkers enough, but the second season of Grimm (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.98 SRP) manages to up the bonkers factor significantly as Portland detective Nick Burkhardt has fully embraced his legacy as a Grimm just as he must face an ancient evil bloodline linked to the mysterious Captain Renard. And it’s all delightfully bonkers. Bonus materials include an extended episode, featurettes, webisodes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    Get the awful taste of the US Top Gear out of your mouth with another wonderful new special from the UK original – Top Gear: The Worst Car In The History Of The World (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$9.95 SRP) in which – you guessed it – Clarkson and May try and narrow down a foul field and crown an awful victor.

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    It’s not a classic, but with the final season of Leverage (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), I find I’ll miss this dependable workhorse of a show, starring Timothy Hutton as the head of a team intent on leveling the playing field for those whose lives are destroyed by the rich and powerful. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    When so many of Warners’ attempts at bringing DC superheroes to TV and film in recent years have been such colossal embarrassments, it should come as little surprise that I had virtually no expectations for the small screen take on their emerald archer, The Green Arrow. And yet, somehow, after a shaky start, Arrow (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.97 SRP) has settled in as a mostly competent take on billionaire Oliver Queen, who in this telling comes home after being marooned on a remote island with a mysterious agenda that includes fighting crime in Starling City. With a bow and a whole lot of arrows. Bonus materials include featurettes, deleted scenes, and a gag reel.

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    A modern-day prequel to the Norman Bates character of Hitchcock’s classic Psycho? Surely, such madness can not possibly work… And yet, somehow, Bates Motel (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.98 SRP) works, largely on the strength of Freddie Highmore as young Norman and Vera Farmiga as his overbearing and very damaging mother Norma. Bonus materials include deleted scenes and a Paley Center panel discussion.

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    For this week’s BBC fix, how about the 8th season of those whoduniters Dalziel & Pascoe (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP)? Or if you want your crime drama even darker, perhaps the 8th season of Waking The Dead (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP)? Both are most definitely fix-worthy.

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    The History Channel has your Halloween viewing covered with a pair of spooky releases that, admittedly, are all complete BS, but then so much on the History Channel is nowadays that it makes sense for them to present fiction as fact. Fear Files (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$14.98 SRP) looks at hauntings, vampires, and the history of Halloween, while Haunted History (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) examines haunted locales around the US.

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    While last week I spotlighted the original U.S.S. Enterprise 1701, this week I wanted to share the refit version from the motion picture series – the U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-A (Diamond Select Toys, $60.00 SRP)… Specifically, the version from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan. The fine folks at Diamond Select Toys have done a superb job of capturing the screen-accurate look of that original model in their electronic “Starship Legends” series, featuring accent and nacelle lighting, plus a selection of original sound and dialogue clips from the film. As with all of the other ships in this series, you have the option to either use the display base, which connects to a hole on the bottom of the ship, or swap out that hole-bottom plate for a hole-less version perfect for hanging up in aerial display.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 9/13/13: This Island Hulk

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    Hey! Not only is Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (Shout Factory, Rated PG-13, Blu-Rsy-$29.93 SRP) finally available in high definition, but the fine folks at Shout Factory have managed (yet again!) to do what was once seen as an impossible fulfillment of fan wishes by including the mythical deleted host segments from the film (Storm shelter! Original ending!), as well as bonus riff sections of This Island Earth. The inclusion of a new making-of featurette, a spotlight on This Island Earth, and the original EPK featurette is just icing on the cake.

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    While the 12″-scale premium figures from Sideshow and Hot Toys are reliably impressive in their own right, there’s something downright stunning – in both quality and size – to the brand new arrival in Hot Toys’ Avengers figure line: The Green Goliath himself, The Incredible Hulk ($299.99). Standing over 18″ tall and featuring an incredible bulk, the figure has the distinction amongst the other characters in the line of having plenty of visible flesh present – meaning joints can’t be easily hidden behind clothing. So what did they do? The covered the arms and torso in a flexible rubber skin, all expertly sculpted and painted. And yes, it also features a damned fine likeness to the hulked Mark Ruffalo, plus their adjustable PERS eye system. Overall? This figure is truly incredible.

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    I’ve become almost a broken record when singing the praises of the high definition restorations Disney is doing for the Blu-Ray releases of their classic animated titles, but they remain consistently top-notch, and such is the case with the positively great-looking The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP). It just looks… well… GREAT. Bonus materials include mini-shorts, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and a music video. I can only hope they’re giving the same care and attention to a nice new edition of The Black Cauldron.

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    To praise the beautiful lyricism of a Studio Ghibli film seems almost to be a bit redundant, especially when it’s always consistently true – case in point being the latest import to the US, From Up On Poppy Hill (New Video, Rated PG, Blu-Ray-$34.95 SRP). Set against the backdrop of Yokohama, Japan’s 1963 preparations to host the Olympics after its post WWII recovery, a burgeoning friendship between a pair of high school students is threatened by a secret from the past. Suffice to say, just see this. Bonus materials include both the original and US audio versions, featurettes, a music video, TV spots, and trailers.

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    I know the wait has been painful, but you can get your John Luther fix with Luther 3 (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP), as Idris Elba’s cop is called to another case just as members of his own team want to take him down. Add a vigilante killer into the mix, and all morality starts slipping into gray. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette.

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    Fans will have to wait a bit longer for the next complete season set, but you can make the wait a bit easier with Regular Show: Fright Pack (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, DVD-$19.82 SRP), which brings together 8 complete episodes plus a special villains gallery.

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    It’s taken me a few years to get warmed up to Parks And Recreation (Universal, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) – in fact, it’s taken until the 5th season. I’m not entirely sure why the show had never really clicked for me… Perhaps it was its awkward Office vibe at the start, or that it finally seems to have come into its own. Regardless – Now? Tis great. Bonus materials include extended episodes, deleted scenes, webisodes, promos, Patton Oswalt’s filibuster, and en epic gag reel.

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    Combine magicians and heist movie tropes and you’ve basically got a nice little weekend’s entertainment in Now You See Me (Summit, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which combines the aforementioned illusionists on a spectacular crime spree with a hidden agenda. Plus it has Morgan Freeman. You can always watch Morgan Freeman. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    It’s always sunnier when another season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP) arrives, and the 9th season is just as weird and wacky as one would hope, as the Paddy’s Pub gang get into more of their usual odd adventures. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    A genre classic makes its long-awaited high definition debut with the arrival of the original version of The Fly (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), which looks and sounds pretty damn good, and comes with an audio commentary, the Biography episode on Vincent Price, a retrospective special, and Fox Movietone News.

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    The folks at Mill Creek prove once again that they are wizards at providing the most entertainment for your limited budget with another quartet of their multi-film collections – the 12-movie American Horror Stories, the 12-movie The Best Of The Worst, the 12-movie Dawn Of The Immortals, and the 12-movie Taboo Tales (Mill Creek, Not Rated, DVD-$9.98 SRP each).

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    To try and sum up the many, many things wrong with Star Trek Into Darkness (Paramount, Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) may seem an exercise in extreme pedantry, but I choose to believe it’s just a case of profound disappointment. While I still believe JJ Abrams has no real clue how to do a Star Trek film, the far more annoying problems with this film are mainly to do with a lazy, insipid script that manages to cut corners through plot holes aplenty with a seemingly delighted cluelessness. Sad, really. So very, very sad. Bonus materials include a bevy of featurettes.

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    I’m sad to say, but I’ve never been more happy for a show to end than I have been for The Office (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.98 SRP) to close. What had started as a pale imitation of the UK original and managed to make itself into a sparkling comedy in its own right devolved from about season five into a sad, simpering, gurning imitation of a comedy, that seemed to be existing on the memory of fumes. So yes, glad and sad to see it go, but it’s in a better place now. Our memory. Bonus materials include audition tapes, cast farewells, deleted scenes, the finale table read, a behind-the-scenes panel discussion, and a blooper reel.

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    Heya, music fans! How about this week’s soundtrack roundup? You’ve got the compilation of songs and score from Kick-Ass 2 (Sony Masterworks, $12.53 SRP), Daniel Hart’s score to Ain’t Them Bodies Saints (Lakeshore, $9.99 SRP), Shigeru Umebayashi’s score to The Grandmaster (Lakeshore, $14.91 SRP), Jeff Danna’s score for the first season of Continuum (Lakeshore, $19.99 SRP), a newly remastered version of Stephen Sondheim’s A Little Night Music (Masterworks Broadway, $ SRP), Bear McCready’s score to Europa Report (Sparks & Shadows, $14.98 SRP), Rob Simonsen’s score to The Spectacular Now (Lakeshore, $19.99 SRP), and Ludwig Goransson’s score to Fruitvale Station (Lakeshore, $21.03 SRP). Whew!

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    It’s rather fitting that you can actually spend an actual Friday the 13th watching the high definition debut of all 12 films contained in the Friday The 13th Complete Collection (Warner Bros., Rated R, Blu-Ray-$129.95 SRP), almost half of which have never been available in the format previously. Most of the bonus materials have been carried over from previous DVD and Blu-Ray releases, and it also sports a collectible booklet and a Camp Crystal Lake Counselor patch. The only real disappointment is they didn’t use the occasion of this release to give Part 3 a proper 3D release, which technology now allows.

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    And if watching that new season of Luther has you primed to watch some more of the BBC’s patented character-based crime drama, try giving a spin to Aftermath: An Inspector Banks Mystery (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP), starring Stephen Tompkinson as the titular tenacious Chief Inspector faced with a deadly crisis situation at a murder scene.

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    Hey, sure, let’s turn Leonardo DaVinici into a sexy warrior for the forces of truth and enlightenment in a dark age. That’s basically the premise of DaVinci’s Demons (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$54.99 SRP), which casts Leo into a turbulent, soapy actioner with polish and just enough crazy verve to make the series watchable. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and deleted scenes.

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    Just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the fifth season of Sons Of Anarchy (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.99 SRP) proves that yes, things can get crazier. Decidedly crazier. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, extended episodes, deleted scenes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    If you’ve been smurfing to see some classically animated smurfs, then the Halloween themed The Smurfs: The Legend Of Smurfy Hollow (Sony, Rated G, DVD-$6.99 SRP) is for you, as it features the big-screen 3D smurfs telling a campfire tale that is brought to life in the 2D way 80s kids like me remember fondly.

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    The long, tragic, and often bloody road traveled by Starz’ original sword and sandals series finally comes to an epic conclusion with Spartacus: War Of The Damned (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.95 SRP) as Spartacus’s rebel army continue their war with Rome. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, extended episodes, and featurettes.

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    Sometimes you get the sense that the BBC is willing to try just about anything to get an ongoing genre franchise going, which is probably why the first season of their take on Sinbad (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) has a hard time finding its sea legs, swerving from Game Of Thrones drama to Hercules: The Legendary Journeys camp. It needs to pick a direction and commit. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    Set in the transition from the stratified Edwardian class system to the societal breakdown and chaos of WWI, Tom Stoppard’s Parade’s End (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) stars Benedict Cumberbatch as a wealthy nobleman who marries a manipulative socialite but finds his loveless marriage undermined by a young suffragette. Bonus materials include an interview with Stoppard.

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    From the high concept, low payoff folks at JJ Abrams’ Bad Robot Productions comes Revolution (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$69.97 SRP), in which the entire world is suddenly plunged into a reality devoid of any working technology, from phones and lights to planes and cars (yeah, go with it), and the world reacts by going completely insane and ruthless. So it’s up to small band of rebels to make everything right, because power to the people. Bonus materials include featurettes, webisodes, deleted scenes, a gag reel, and the Paley Fest discussion.

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    Sports, suburbs, and comedy collide once again in the fourth season of The League (Fox, Not Rated, DVD-$29.98 SRP), and somehow it all works, even if you don’t care about sports. Bonus materials include extended episodes, deleted scenes, a podcast, a gag reel, and more.

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    It’s always interesting to see where a show goes when it’s expanding from source material, particularly when Stephen King is the source. Based on The Colorado Kid, by its third season, Haven (E1, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) has proven to be its own beast, and a much more entertaining one than the shaggy dog Under The Dome. Bonus materials include webisodes, audio commentaries, featurettes, interviews, an d a blooper reel.

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    There’s something sublimely elegant in Matt Jeffries’ design for the original U.S.S. Enterprise 1701 (Diamond Select Toys, $59.99 SRP), and it remains so even nearly a half-century after the creation of Star Trek. The fine folks at Diamond Select Toys have done a superb job of capturing the screen-accurate look of that original model in their electronic “Starship Legends” series, featuring accent and nacelle lighting, plus a selection of original sound and dialogue clips from the show. As with all of the other ships in this series, you have the option to either use the display base, which connects to a hole on the bottom of the ship, or swap out that hole-bottom plate for a hole-less version perfect for hanging up in aerial display.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 8/23/13: That Is The Question

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    While I have great affection for the flawed remake starring Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft, the original Ernst Lubitsch To Be Or Not To Be (Criterion, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$ SRP) is an indisputable classic, newly remastered in high definition and starring the legendary Jack Benny and Carole Lombard as the married thespians in Nazi-occupied Warsaw. Bonus materials include a brand new audio commentary, a 2010 French documentary on Lubitsch, a pair of radio adaptations, and a 1916 German silent short directed by and starring Lubitsch.

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    There have been many books that purported to present the definitive history of the original Star Trek. Much like Roshomon, many presented a perspective on the show’s genesis. But we’ve finally got the overview that incorporates all of those memories plus original memos, documents, and interviews and places them in a comprehensive context – These Are The Voyages (Jacobs Brown, $39.95 SRP), the first volume of what will eventually be a trilogy, each focusing on a season of TOS. Author Marc Cushman has done the if not impossible, then very nearly improbably feat of remaining neutral while presenting the facts, tales, anecdotes, and recollections behind one of the most enduring pop phenomenon of the 20th century – and beyond.

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    And speaking of Star Trek, explore the golden age of trading cards with Abrams ComicArts’s Star Trek: The Original Topps Trading Card Series (Abrams ComicArt, $19.95 SRP). It’s a lovely little tome that features every card and card back from the trading cart set, plus additional trivia and even a set of bonus cards. Though, sadly, no bubble gum.

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    Hey! Are you an Adventure Time fan, desperate for some kind of book to keep you company? Then, HEY! Get The Adventure Time Encyclopedia (Abrams, $19.95 SRP)! But it’s not just any old boring book of facts – because it’s written by the Lord Of Evil himself, Hunson Abadeer… Who just so happens to be Marceline the vampire’s dad. So yeah, it’s goofy, it’s funny, and it’s decidedly odd. Great, right?

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    Every so often, I’ll get a lovely surprise in the mail from John Swartzwelder (the brilliant writer behind 59 episodes of The Simpsons). I’ve said it before, and I shall continue to say it as long as he continues to write them – If you’ve not yet read his series of brilliantly comic novels starring dim detective Frank Burly, than you do not deserve to be literate. So yes, do catch up, and also pick up the latest – Detective Made Easy (Kennydale Books, $15.95 SRP) – or just walk away and never read again. But hey, I recommend you read them all.

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    After publishing quite wonderful volumes collecting the Mickey Mouse newspaper strips by Floyd Gottfredson in black & white, the fine folks at Fantagraphics have released the first volume in glorious color – Mickey Mouse Color Sundays: Call Of The Wild (Fantagraphics, $29.99 SRP). As with the previous must-have tomes, there is plenty of supplemental materials within the volume, including essays, rare articles, photos, and more.

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    For more years than I can recall, the amiable scholars at Twomorrows have been publishing a wide range of magazine and books chronicling every nook and cranny of the comics, creators, characters, and companies fans know and love. Earlier this year, they took that love and scholarly approach to the next logical step, by launching a must-have document of four-color history in the American Comic Book Chronicles (Twomorrows, $40.95 SRP), which will eventually chart from 1940 to today. The debut volume covered the 1960’s from 1960-1964, the second release jumped ahead to the 1980’s (covering from 1980-1989), and the latest volume leaps back to the 1950’s – a decade when the medium came under attack and was forced to censor itself. Get this book, as well as the previous volumes, and then start setting aside shelf space for the rest – which can’t come fast enough.

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    While it started on somewhat shaky ground, now that we’ve arrived at the third season of Boardwalk Empire (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$59.99 SRP), the little show about Atlantic City in the roaring 20’s has matured into a brilliant character piece for Steve Buscemi’s Nucky Thompson just as Prohibition makes alcohol a booming business for organized crime. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, featurettes, and newsreels.

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    To expect anything from Baz Luhrmann but a bloated technicolor extravaganza is to have a poor memory of his filmic inclinations, so it should be no surprise that his take on F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby (Warner Bros., Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$44.95 SRP) – starring Leonard DiCaprio as the titular roaring socialite – is exactly that. And, like every other flawed Lurmann film, it’s worth watching just for the spectacle alone, even if it all collapses under its own weight. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes, deleted scenes, and an alternate ending.

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    I have no problem summing up my experience of watching the Oscar-winning drama Amour (Sony, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$35.99 SRP) with the term “depressingly beautiful”. Its portrait of a couple who’ve spent a lifetime together facing the end if heartbreakingly poignant. Bonus materials include a Q&A with director Michael Haneke and a making-of featurette.

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    Find out the ultimate punchline when a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost cohabitate in the fifth and final season of the original UK version of Being Human (BBC, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP), which finds Hal, Tom, and Alex as the government comes calling, as does the need to pay bills. Bonus features include interviews, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    Make a rip-roaring adventurous mashup between A Bug’s Life, Fern Gully, and Fantastic Voyage and you get the appropriately named Epic (Fox, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), about a young teenager that finds herself suddenly very small and caught up in a big battle to save the noble Leafmen from an army of evil warriors. Bonus materials include a clutch of featurettes.

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    Time has not made Star Trek: Enterprise (Paramount, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$129.99 SRP) a better show. Granted, it’s still a far sight better than JJ Abrams’ popcorn abomination, but the real tragedy of Enterprise is the sheer amount of wrongheaded decisions… Frankly, starting with the prequel premise of the show itself. But even if I dislike the show, I enjoy the new Blu-Ray editions immensely, due solely to the unbelievably candid bonus materials. The second season set follows up on the brilliant first season documentary with a pair of documentaries featuring an overview of the second season and its difficulties, and a cast reunion that acts more like a confessional for co-creator Brannon Braga. Perfect.

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    If you’ve got kids in your life, do them a favor by giving them the gift of the latest pair of Scholastic Storybook Treasures releases – the Mo Willems collection Don’t Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late and the 4-story collection Children Make Terrible Pets… And More Stories About Family (Scholastic, Not Rated, DVD-$14.95 SRP each).

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    I’m not as terribly big fan of Disney’s cash-grab direct-to-video sequels from a few years back. Some of have been tolerable, most atrocious, and very rare is one that is somewhat good. The Peter Pan sequel Return To Neverland (Walt Disney, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$36.99 SRP), making its debut in high definition, has enough enjoyable moments – mostly with Captain Hook and Mr. Smee – to make the affair a decent watch before it is stashed back in the Disney Vault. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, previews, and more.

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    It’s refreshing to see Keifer Sutherland in a more nuanced and adult portrayal of a post-9/11 world in The Reluctant Fundamentalist (IFC, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.98 SRP), a tale of the kidnapping of an American academic in Pakistan that sets in motion a domino effect casting suspicion on a young Pakistani professor. Bonus materials include a making-of featurette and a trailer.

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    What the Warner Archive has perfected, particularly with its animated releases, is a very clever and utterly successful manipulation of nostalgia which makes purchasing their releases inevitable. They know they have us with the Hanna-Barbera collection releases of the complete Captain Caveman And The Teen Angels and Help! It’s The Hair Bear Bunch (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP each). Heck, they’ve even got me with the release of the complete first season of Marine Boy (Warner Bros., Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP).

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    This week’s TV sets bring both NCIS series and the still sparkling courtroom tales of Alicia Florrick. First up, we’ve got NCIS: The Tenth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP) and NCIS: LOS ANGELES – The Fourth Season (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP). Bot sets contain audio commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, and more. And finally, there’s the 4th season of The Good Wife (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$64.99 SRP), which sports featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    I’m not entirely sure what happened to David Zucker, but the man behind sublime spoofs like Airplane! and Police Squad is almost entirely absent from the ham-fisted Scary Movie V (Anchor Bay, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP). Maybe it’s because in the desperation to keep references near-current it makes the whole affair terribly dated right out of the box. Bonus materials include deleted/extended scenes.

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    It’s no Tango & Cash, but what Pain & Gain (Paramount, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP) – starring Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, & Anthony Mackie as a trio of personal trainers get caught up on the wrong side of the law – manages to remind viewers is that director Michael Bay used to know how to make fun, funny action films that weren’t senseless bastardizations of licensed properties.

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    It’s still not my cup of tea compared to the sublime Sherlock, but it seems CBS’ own take on a modern Holmes, Elementary (Paramount, Not Rated, DVD-$55.98 SRP), has gained traction with viewers. Enough traction, anyway, to guarantee a second season. The 6-disc set contains all 23 first season episodes, plus featurettes and webisodes.

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    After a shambling second season, hopes were high for the third season of Walking Dead (Anchor Bay, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$79.99 SRP) – especially with the arrival of David Morrissey’s Governor and zombie pet-owner Michonne – but there were more legitimately confusing WTF moments than genuinely enjoyable WTF moments. Shame, really, because there were some bright spots to be found. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, deleted scenes, and featurettes.

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    One of the marks of a good documentary is it makes you care about a subject you hadn’t considered giving a second thought to, and that’s certainly the case with Scatter My Ashes At Bergdorf’s (E1, Rated PG-13, DVD-$24.98 SRP), which looks the fashion industry’s mecca, the luxury department store Bergdorf Goodman.

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    Besides the fact that the new 3 3/4-scale Doctor Who figures effectively split the figure line in two distinct camps – classic Who in the old 5″ scale and whatever the current characters are in the new scale – my biggest issue is with a decided sloppiness in the paint ops found on the new figures – the first wave of which include the 11th Doctor, Clara, an Ice Warrior, a new-version Cyberman, a Weeping Angel, and a Dalek (Underground Toys, $10.99 SRP each) – leaves something to be desired. It’s particularly noticeable on the Doctor and Clara, where careful attention to paint is necessary in so tiny a scale. And yeah, I do wish they restored the lighted sign and interior effects found in the original 9th/10th Doctor TARDIS toys for the new scale Flight Control TARDIS (Underground Toys, $ SRP). Still, I have high hopes for this new incarnation of the toys, and hope these little bumps are smoothed out for future releases.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

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  • FREDagator: 2013-08-20

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & William Shatner

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with the legendary William Shatner about Captains, candor, raw nerves, and wine.

    His latest documentary project, THE CAPTAINS CLOSE UP – featuring in-depth, expanded conversations with fellow Star Trek captains Patrick Stewart, Kate Mulgrew, Avery Brooks, Scott Bakula, and Chris Pine – is now available.

    Hope you enjoy…

    Download “A Bit of a Chat with Ken Plume & William Shatner“:

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  • FROM THE VAULT: J. Michael Straczynski Interview

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    Conducted ~8/2000

    jmsLess than a year after the Babylon 5 spin-off Crusade ended its too-short run on TNT, I had a chance to have a nice long talk with creator J. Michael Straczynski about his long career in television, his uphill battle to get Babylon 5 made, and the bitter end of its follow-up.

    I decided to bring this interview out from the vault – As well as interviews with other Babylon 5 cast members – in celebration of the release of Babylon 5 At Twenty: A Visual Celebration – a massive tome that takes readers behind-the-scenes of the show, and can be ordered via B5Books.com.

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    KEN PLUME: What area of the country are you from?

    J. MICHAEL STRACZYNKSKI: I was born in Patterson, New Jersey, and raised pretty much all around the country. My family tended to move from place to place following economic prospects and jobs and looking for new opportunities, so we changed schools, colleges, grade schools, high schools every 6 months to a year – depending on the breaks. I grew up in Jersey, California, Illinois, Texas… That sort of thing.

    PLUME: It must have been difficult…

    STRACZYNKSKI: It was difficult. As I went from place to place, I would arrive and there was no point really to making friends, because you knew – in 6 months to 1 year and sometimes less – you would be gone and they would be gone, which tended to lead me toward an isolationist style. The only thing that I discovered very early on is that, even though we might change schools and cities and towns and states, the books in the library were the same. They had the same covers. They had the same characters. I could go and visit those people in the library as if I knew them. Hence, even as a very young kid, I began spending a lot of time in the school library. By the time I was about 11 years-old, I’d already worked my way through the kids section and had moved into the adult section – which is where I really began to discover science-fiction for the first time.

    PLUME: Which genre was your favorite at that time?

    STRACZYNKSKI: It was probably space science-fiction. The Lensman books by E. E. (Doc) Smith. The Lord of the Rings – being more of a fantasy thing, but I discovered that as well. A lot of Arthur Clarke, a lot of Ray Bradbury. The first Bradbury books I read were R Is For Rocket and S Is For Space. A lot of the futuristic space stuff seemed to me to be a very cool form of science-fiction, so that was my first real baptism in the genre.

    PLUME: Were you writing at that time as well?

    STRACZYNKSKI: I always knew that I was going to be a writer. There was no question in my mind about that. I can’t recall a time when I didn’t know that, so I knew I had to prepare myself. I read voraciously. I learned about all the different kinds of pens and grades of paper. When I got to high school, I took four semesters of typing, because I knew that if I was going to be a writer, I should learn how to type. I was one of the fastest typists to come out of Chula Vista High School. It was in my senior year that I had prepared myself enough so that something kind-of rolled over in my head and said, “Now.” That’s when I wrote my first short story, three poems, and some other material. That day, I wrote 10 pages, and the next day I wrote 10 pages… and I’ve been writing 10 pages ever since – to my current age of 46.

    PLUME: What aspects of the writing process appealed most to you? Was it the ability to create your own worlds? Was it as a companion? What was it that entranced you?

    STRACZYNKSKI: It was the story-telling aspect more than anything else. I loved watching stories and I loved hearing stories and I loved telling stories. It was creating new places and people and telling those stories… It’s a holistic kind of a thing. I’ve always enjoyed the writing process. There are times when it’s frustrating – when you’re staring at the monitor and, for some reason, the characters are playing coy. But 98% of the time, it’s terrific and a lot of fun.

    PLUME: When you first began writing those 10 pages a day, was it initially merely for yourself, or were you writing with the intention that other people would see it?

    STRACZYNKSKI: Initially – in my own mind -it was to learn the process… To learn how to do it. It was something that was really my own, for the first time. The odd thing is that – almost immediately – whatever I began to write, I began to sell. I would send out little articles to kid’s magazines and they would get picked up. I wrote a couple of short stories, and they appeared in the high school periodical. I began writing sketches, and when one of my teachers happened to see what I was writing and asked to look at it, and the next thing I know, they had formed a troupe of actors out of the high school class to go from class to class acting out these one-act plays. Then the high school came to me and said, “We’re going to institute a new deal where a student will write an assembly-length play. Do you want to write it? Of course, if it doesn’t work, we’ll never do it again.” No pressure. I said sure, so I wrote this full-length show. This was within 3-4 months of having started writing. Literally the next year, I was commissioned to write an actual stage play for Summer stock for a local theater. Just coming right out of the box, I began to sell – which was very much to my own astonishment. One play that I wrote I sent off to a local theater, and they called back wanted to arrange for me to meet them. My mom got the message, and I showed up, and they were looking for my dad. I said, “No, I wrote this.” They wouldn’t believe it. I had to quote parts of it back at them before they’d believe me. So even though I started off primarily just writing for myself to learn the process, I began selling almost immediately and have ever since. I’ve sold about maybe 85-90% of everything I’ve ever written. I have no explanation.

    PLUME: So were your high school years more stable as far as moving than your elementary and junior high years?

    STRACZYNKSKI: No. I attended four different high schools: St. Benedict’s High School in Matawan, New Jersey, Matawan Public School, Lennox High School in Lennox, California, and Chula Vista High School in Chula Vista, California. I went to four different colleges: Kankakee Community College in Illinois, Richland College in Dallas, Texas, Southwestern College in Chula Vista, and San Diego State University.

    PLUME: Did you find yourself having to reestablish your writing presence in each of the institutions as you moved?

    STRACZYNKSKI: Yeah, but – again – it was never that much of a problem. I would go to the campus newspaper or the local papers and say, “I’m a writer and I can do this, that, and the other thing…” It was never much of a problem. I was very lucky in that respect. When I got to San Diego State University, I sort of took over the campus paper. I was writing entertainment reviews, columns, news articles, investigative features, I had three different columns of my own… Instead of The Daily Aztec, they began calling it The Daily Joe, because every day I had something in there. It was then that I began to get kind-of persnickety about it because at the time – being an idiot and not knowing any better – I refused to take any kind of a salary for what I was doing for the paper. I said, “If I do it my way as a freelancer, I’m not committed to following anybody’s orders. I can do what I want and walk away.” So even though I could have made a lot of money writing for the paper, I never did. I thought I would be more pure that way. I was, of course, an idiot.

    PLUME: Especially at that level.

    STRACZYNKSKI: As a struggling college student, no less, where I could have used the money. Very early on, I approached writing from a very naïve, idealistic point of view. I’ve gotten rid of some of it, but unfortunately a lot of it still lingers.

    PLUME: What’s the hardest part to divorce yourself of, in terms of that idealistic, persnickety attitude?

    STRACZYNKSKI: The hardest part is standing up for what I want to say and not compromising on certain principles. For instance, while I was in college, I began to write also for the Los Angeles Times, San Diego bureau. I became one of their key entertainment writers. One story I did about a group in San Diego called The Lambs Players, I found out that this religious theater group was getting state funding – which, of course, you’re not supposed to do, and I included that in my article. The editor said, “This has to come out, because this is news and you’re writing an entertainment feature.” I said, “But that’s integral to the entire story. This is something that has to be included in the article.” He said, “Well, then it has to come from a news reporter. You can’t do it.” I refused to take it out, and he refused to run it with it, and that standoff basically ended my time with the LA Times. I wouldn’t buckle on principle.

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  • FROM THE VAULT: Brent Spiner Interview

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    Conducted ~11/2002

    spinerHe’ll probably be forever immortalized as the android Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

    But Brent Spiner is also an accomplished stage (Sunday In The Park With George, 1776) and screen (Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, Independence Day) actor.

    But yes, he will probably always be Data – not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    I’m can’t recall the exact rationale for doing the interview, though it may have just been the recurring theme in the bulk of the interviews I’ve done – a whim. I do recall that Brent was a good sport when it came to the length of the interview, which he generally didn’t do at the time.

    Here it is…

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    KEN PLUME: Am I correct in understanding you’re a Texas native?

    BRENT SPINER: Correct.

    PLUME: Houston?

    SPINER: That’s even right.

    PLUME: This would be Texas in the ’50s, early ’60s?

    SPINER: My time in Texas?

    PLUME: Your frame of reference…

    SPINER: Pretty much, yeah.

    PLUME: What was that atmosphere like at that time? You hear about that being a turbulent time in certain other areas of the country, but you never really get to hear about what was going on in Texas…

    SPINER: Houston was a really great place to grow up. I don’t recall it being turbulent, but I recall it being really pleasant. It wasn’t that big a town then – I mean, it was big, but it wasn’t like it is now. It wasn’t like a huge metropolis. I remember the Shamrock Hilton Hotel – it was sort of the focal point, the center point of Houston. That hotel was actually the hotel that I believe was in the movie Giant – the opening of that hotel is what Jett Rink’s hotel was. That’s because it was opened originally – before the Hilton’s got it – by a guy named Glen McCarthy, who basically James Dean was playing in Giant. He was the wildcatter.

    PLUME: Would you say that it was the cosmopolitan center of Houston at that time?

    SPINER: Definitely … The big ballroom there was where all the touring greats performed – at the Shamrock Hilton. IF you were ever going to see somebody, it would be there.

    PLUME: Was it a place that you frequented for those type of performances?

    SPINER: Well, I really frequented it for the swimming pool, which was gigantic. The biggest swimming pool I’ve still ever seen. It was just where all the kids hung out in the summer. And I mean kids, because we were young when we were there. I remember nights in Houston, and our idea of a good time… there was a place called the Blue Bonnet Gardens that served watermelon. To date myself, these were the days when you could only get watermelon in the summer.

    PLUME: When it was truly a seasonal product.

    SPINER: Exactly. Houston had air conditioning, but not much, so to cool off you’d go out for a drive at night and then go to the Blue Bonnet Gardens for watermelon.

    PLUME: It was generally confined to businesses, it wasn’t really a residential thing at the time, the air conditioning and such?

    SPINER: Oh yeah, hardly anyone had – I remember the first air conditioner we got was a window unit. I would sit in front of it about 12 hours a day, just looking at it and praying to it – the god of cool air.

    PLUME: At what age was that?

    SPINER: Probably around 7.

    PLUME: So at that point it was a very revelatory moment.

    SPINER: It truly was. Really, when I think about Houston and what we did, it’s an odd thing because my mother did the same thing when she was a child, and I’m sure the kids today – well, I don’t know if they’re doing it today – but for years the tradition in Houston for kids, like 11-13, in that area, was to get on a bus, take the bus downtown, go to a place called James’ Coney Island for a hotdog, and then go to a movie at one of the three downtown movie theaters that were palaces… you know, those big movie theaters that don’t exist anymore.

    PLUME: So it was all first run …

    SPINER: Yeah… big, beautiful – I remember when The Ten Commandments opened, they turned the whole place into an Egyptian motif… which it remained. The Metropolitan Theater remained Egyptian for years.

    PLUME: That was one of the first Scope films, wasn’t it?

    SPINER: I think it was.

    PLUME: So it must have been an impressive sight.

    SPINER: Oh, it was. Anytime you went to the movies in those days it was impressive, because it was a big deal. Do you remember Road Show engagements? I remember seeing Lawrence of Arabia on a road show engagement. I’m not sure exactly what that meant, but I think you had your tickets in advance and there was always an intermission.

    PLUME: Wasn’t it the movie equivalent of going to a play? “This is the destination – this is what we’re doing for the evening?”

    SPINER: Yeah, absolutely.

    PLUME: How big an influence was television at that time in your life?

    SPINER: Huge, huge. My mother owned a furniture store when I was a kid. I say my mother, because my father passed away when I was 10 months old. That’s why I don’t reference him as much. But my mother had a furniture store that had been my father’s, and she ran it through the first 7, 8 years of my life. So we had a television pretty early on. I know from the age of about… certainly 2 or 3… we had gotten a television by then. I used to sit in front of it in the morning and watch the test pattern for at least a good two hours before television came on. And that really dates me, because there were test patterns then. It was an Indian head.

    PLUME: How mesmerizing was even the test pattern?

    SPINER: Oh, it was fantastic.

    PLUME: I just can’t imagine something like that… it must have been like having the equivalent of a movie in your home.

    SPINER: It was, and it was the 50’s so we were watching – do you know the film Avalon? It’s a brilliant movie, and it really captured that whole feeling of what it was like to get a TV back then, what it meant; and how it probably destroyed America as a family.

    PLUME: Provided too good a distraction…

    SPINER: Exactly. But I remember watching television in the early days, and the things that really just grabbed me, like Sid Caesar, and Berle, and Steve Allen, and that kind of stuff.

    PLUME: It’s interesting to hear where your tastes gravitated towards at that time.

    SPINER: Oh, I know… One of the great nights of my life, and this is really embarrassing to say, is that I watched Lucy, first run.

    PLUME: Embarrassing from which perspective?

    SPINER: How old I am, actually. But it was, I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday nights, Lucy, and it was incredible because most people now that watch Lucy have seen them at least 50 or 60 times. But we had a new Lucy, every week.

    PLUME: And the concept of reruns was completely alien…

    SPINER: Oh, totally. They were doing like 36 shows a year then, maybe 48.

    PLUME: And summers was what, summer replacement shows at that time – as opposed to summer reruns…

    SPINER: Exactly. Summer replacement shows that I remember really getting on to – well, I really fondly remember the era of Warner Brother Westerns… with Lawman, and Cheyenne, and Bronco Lane, and all that kind of stuff.

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 6/7/13: Adventure Time!

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME! And it most certainly is, considering you can now get both Adventure Time: Season 1 & Season 2 (Cartoon Network, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$32.07 SRP each) in brilliant high definition IN YOUR VERY OWN HOME, Bonus materials include audio commentaries, animatics, featurettes, a music video, and more.

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    Today’s modern tech world means a lot of touchscreens – phones, tablets, computers… Which means a whole mess of surfaces with increasing crud levels that are just, well, icky. Enter Biocynclear Cleaning Solution ($14.99), a antimicrobial cleaning solution and applicator being offered by the fine folks at Thinkgeek.

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    In an age where JJ Abrams’ abysmal take on Star Trek threatens to become the norm, it’s a delight to dip into the classic Trek-era stories crafted over the past couple of years by legendary comic writer/artist John Byrne, all of which have been collected together in the hefty hardcover Star Trek: The John Byrne Collection (IDW, $49.99 SRP). From tales of the Romulan empire and regular starship crewmen to Gary Seven and the frontier doctoring of Leonard McCoy, they’re all beautifully evocative of the original final frontier.

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    It’s not as clever as Bridesmaids, but there’s no denying that Identity Thief (Universal, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$34.98 SRP) works largely on the back of the ridiculously talented Melissa McCarthy, who makes her turn as an over-the-top con artist par excellence tick. Bonus materials include alternate takes, featurettes, and a gag reel.

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    It’s always dicey business when another non-Pixar CG-animated film comes down the pike, but I genuinely enjoyed the madcap verve of the astronaut-as-alien reversal in Planet 51, and I found myself enjoying the sequel, Escape From Planet Earth (Anchor Bay, Rated PG, 3D Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which flips the premise back to aliens on Earth and adds 3D to the mix. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, alternate scenes, featurettes, and more.

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    If you enjoy your juice in concentrated form, you can now pick up the entire first season of Cartoon Network’s The High Fructose Adventures Of Annoying Orange (Vivendi, Not Rated, DVD-$29.93 SRP), featuring the titular grating fruit and his pals traveling through time and space. Bonus materials include featurettes, a webisode, and an animatic.

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    Looking for a gift for Dad this weekend? How about the John McClane as Jack Ryan meets Bourne sequel A Good Day To Die Hard (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), which find McClane teamed up with his adult son in Russia. Or maybe wrestler Randy Orton as a paramedic put through the action ringer by a vengeful psychopath in 12 Rounds 2: Reloaded (Fox, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP). Finally, there’s the cowboy songstyling biopic of controversial bad boy Hank Williams, The Last Ride (Fox, Rated PG-13, Blu-Ray-$29.99 SRP), starring ET’s Elliott, Henry Thomas.

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    Find out whether Dora can find a note in Dora The Explorer: Dora Rocks! (Nickelodeon, Not Rated, DVD-$14.9 8 SRP), featuring a clutch of episodes that – you guessed it! – feature music.

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    If you’re like me (and I know I am), you’ve been terribly impressed with the work the fine folks at Hot Toys have been doing with their 1/6-scale figures based on Marvel’s Avengers. But what are a bunch of superheroes without their opposite – and that means the arrival of the long-awaited Asgardian god of mischief, Loki ($219). Decked out in the same outfit featured in the film and featuring another of their eerily lifelike head sculpts, you can now posses your very own tiny Tom Hiddleston, leaving you to decide on either his horned helm of bareheaded looks. Accessories include handcuffs, face muzzle, a pair of staffs (long and short), and plenty of hands. Just look how exquisitely done this figure is…

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Win a STAR TREK INFLATABLE CAPTAIN’S CHAIR from Thinkgeek!

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    In conjunction with Thinkgeek, we’re giving away two STAR TREK INFLATABLE CAPTAIN’S CHAIRS.

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  • A Bit Of A Chat with Ken Plume & Jeri Ryan

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    I’m Ken Plume, and soon you’ll be listening to “A Bit Of A Chat” with me, Ken Plume.

    In this episode, I have a chat with actress Jeri Ryan about tomatoes, kicking ass, and dead bodies.

    Hope you enjoy…

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  • Contest Round-Up: 2011-01-14

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    Welcome to our weekly round-up of featured giveaways here at FRED. Every week, we’ll present a new clutch of DVDs, books, and other cool stuff you can take a shot at winning. All you have to do is click on the graphics below to be taken to their respective contest pages. And good luck!

    In conjunction with Scribner, we’re giving away three (3) copies of Patton Oswalt’s ZOMBIE SPACESHIP WASTELAND.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: MEGLOS on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of DOCTOR WHO: THE DOMINATORS on DVD.

    In conjunction with BBC Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: SEASON 3 on DVD.

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    In conjunction with Nickelodeon Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of iCARLY SEASON 2: VOLUME 2 on DVD.

    In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away two (2) copies of THE UNIVERSE: SEASON 5 on Blu-Ray.

    In conjunction with History Channel Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of TOP SHOT: SEASON 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Cartoon Network Home Video, we’re giving away three (3) copies of BEN 10 ULTIMATE ALIEN: VOLUME 1 on DVD.

    In conjunction with Thinkgeek, we’re giving away five (5) STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTERS.

  • Win a STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTER from Thinkgeek!

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  • Soapbox: Our Last Best Hope

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    Two months ago, I had never seen an episode of Babylon 5. I had heard of it, and I was a fan of a lot of the comic book writings of the Babylon 5 creator, J. Michael Straczynski but I had no desire whatsoever to watch the show. There wasn’t any hatred of the show or any real reasoning behind the fact that I hadn’t seen it. It was just one of those things that I hadn’t gotten around to in my life. There are plenty of things in this world that I haven’t gotten around to doing yet, and I have to be honest when I say that shortening that list by watching Babylon 5 wasn’t very high on my list of priorities.

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    But”¦.if I’ve learned nothing else, I’ve learned that I should listen to the advice of my friends. So on the advice of one friend and the insistence of another, I said I’d give Babylon 5 a shot and see if it was a good as they said it would be. Comparisons were made to Joss Whedon and Firefly, so the bar was set pretty high and I went in expecting to be disappointed. I had read Straczynski’s work on Spiderman and Fantastic Four and in particular his amazing, creator owned series Rising Stars so I knew that he was a great writer, but Whedon comparisons still seemed like they might be a bit far fetched.

    Once I took the plunge and started watching, I was hooked. Babylon 5 currently consists of one hundred and ten episodes of the hour long TV series, seven ninety-minute TV movies and a short lived spin-off series called Crusade which lasted for 13 episodes (one less than Whedon’s short lived Firefly) and it took me less than fifty days to devour the whole lot.

    Even before I watched the first episode, what struck me was the age of the show. Having premiered in 1993, the show is only one year away from being legally old enough to drink alcohol and vote, though obviously not at the same time. But given the state of Irish politics, that could actually happen more often than one may think. The reason that I was looking at the year of production was that in the initial recommendation of the show that I received, I was also given the caveat that the special effects, and in particular the exterior space effects were a bit dodgy by today’s standards. The effects that were used throughout the shows and the movies were revolutionary at the time, and Babylon 5 was the first science fictions show to solely use computer generated imagery for the exterior space scenes. While I will concede that the exterior effects aren’t quite up to the standard of Firefly or any Star Trek series since The Next Generation, the effects are not what the series is about. The main selling point of Babylon 5 has always been the quality of the writing and acting on offer.

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    The series’ time line ranges from the year 2245 to 2281 and though the majority of the one hundred and ten episodes of Babylon 5 happen within the five years between 2258 and 2262 we get to see glimpses of Straczynski’s universe as far back as one thousand years and as far forward as one million years in to the future. And in a million years’ worth of narrative, there was almost no errors in continuity save for a few who-met-who-and-when inconsistencies in the movie In The Beginning. Straczynski famously spends ten hours of each day writing and he clearly spent a lot of time sketching out the in-universe chronology, framework and character histories. Some of Straczynski’s planning was made apparent through big revelations like the history of Valen. Some of it was always present but never explained or even mentioned on screen, like the mystery of why Walter Keonig’s character never unclenched his left fist. Out of the one hundred and ten episodes in the show’s run, Straczynski wrote ninety two, and holds the record to this day for writing fifty nine consecutive episodes ranging from the second season through to the fifth. The run was broken by an episode written by Neil Gaiman, which is the only episode in Season Five of the show not written by Straczynski.

    One of the reasons that I didn’t watch Babylon 5 when it originally started airing on this side of the Atlantic was that I felt that it was too similar, too much of a rip off of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. But in fairness there was also a time when I didn’t listen to Bill Hicks because I thought his material was too similar to Denis Leary’s. You live and learn.

    The similarities at first are obvious and plain for anyone to see. The two shows are about space stations that are located near a travel hub and have titles that end with a number Both space stations are home to a myriad of different races, some of which have been at war with one another in the recent past. But there are more subtle similarities than that. In the early days of each show, the story was primarily based on the respective space stations but after a few seasons, both shows introduced a top-of-the-range starship that was initially the only one of its kind but later would serve as the namesake for an entire class of ship. The two shows also heavily featured a storyline involving a war with a mysterious enemy from a different part of space, and in both series it’s arguable that the representative for the two respective enemy races was the main villain for both series. These may still see like fairly obvious comparisons but consider the fate of two characters, both of whom were minor players in their own universes but still managed to rise to prominence. Rom in Deep Space Nine and Vir in Babylon 5 both served much the same purpose and had the same fate. In both cases, Rom and Vir played second fiddle to a decadent master who seemed to embody the classical virtues of their respective societies.

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    Rom was the subordinate to his brother Quark. Quark ostensibly was the perfect Ferengi, dishonest, greedy, amoral and devious. But underneath all of Quark’s bluster and protestations was a being who knew the difference between right and wrong, whether Quark liked it or not. And most of the time, Quark didn’t like it. In the face of a crumbling society and a leadership that was less than capable, Quark fought to keep alive the traditions that he believed in and fought to keep alive the world that he believed in. No matter how much his home changed or how much his own people changed around him, Quark tried to uphold the principles that he was brought up to believe in. In Quark’s mind, contact with humans didn’t weaken him or corrupt him, it merely provided him with more opportunities for profit. Quark was an old school Ferengi who stood for everything that he felt his society should be.

    In Babylon 5, Londo Molari shared a lot of character traits with Quark but ultimately was a much more tragic character. Like Quark, Londo stood for very thing that his world used to represent. Londo was never a child or at least he never had a childhood. He was brought up from a very young age to believe in the ways of his world and never wavered from the duty that the devotion to his world. Where Quark’s ambition always outweighed his ability to succeed, Londo ended up getting exactly what he always desired. Though as he said himself, he had all the power in the world and absolutely no choices. Londo is one of the greatest tragic characters in any form of literature.

    Neither character though would ever have thought that their subordinates would end up rising to the positions that they did. But that’s only because neither Londo nor Quark knew that Deep Space Nine borrowed pretty liberally from the Babylon 5 series bible and scripts.

    It’s difficult thing to write about a subject as expansive as Babylon 5. No matter how much you write, there’s bound to be more unwritten. Even if I wrote of character-trap doors, O’Neill cylinders, Newtonian physics, the numerous Lord Of The Rings references, the numerous 1984 references, the outstanding quality of the guest stars, the speeches that were in the show, and Straczynski’s naming of the show’s two main characters after himself; I’d still be leaving out more than I care to admit.

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    No matter though how much I write or how much I neglect to write, there’s no way that I could possibly cover the subject of Babylon 5 without mentioning G’Kar. G’Kar is, in my humble opinion one of the finest fictional characters ever created. Often serving as a counterpart to Londo Mollari, G’Kar ran the gamut from arms dealer to loud mouth comic relief Ambassador to resistance leader to leader of his people to prophet and explorer. On his own, G’Kar was a magnificent creation, but his constantly changing relationship with Londo was often the heart of the series. From the beginning, we are told that Londo is destined to die at the hands of G’Kar, so their evolution of rivals/enemies/colleagues/co-conspirators and finally ending up as friends was a joy to watch. Londo’s destiny was indeed fulfilled and we got to see it from a few different perspectives, but it wasn’t what he or we initially thought it to be.

    More than any other character on the show, I think that G’Kar became the voice of Straczynski on the show. G’Kar was able to rail against tyranny and speak about the search for meaning in religion, extol the virtue of kindness to your neighbour and deliver one of the best farewell scenes that has ever been committed to celluloid. G’Kar got most of the best lines and best speeches in the show, and Andreas Katsulas who played G’Kar delivered the lines as few could have and brought the character on his odyssey in a truly believable and relatable way. Even if he did look like a snake.

    Babylon 5 truly is a novel made for television with sweeping story lines, interweaving character arcs, joy and heartbreak Neil Gaiman, in the introduction to the first trade paperback collection of Straczynski’s Rising Stars stated that Straczynski had done the impossible with Babylon 5. Ironically enough, Gaiman’s Sandman comic book series was then one of the few times that a similarly impossible task had been achieved. And it’s no exaggeration to state that Babylon 5 paved the way for modern day shows like Lost which also have large casts and preplanned story arcs.

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    Throughout the five year run of Babylon 5, the opening monologue was different each and every year, changing to reflect the status of the story in each year. But one thing remained constant each year, and that was the use of the words “Our last best hope”. I don’t think that it was strictly accurate though, I don’t think that it was our last best hope, I think it was an example of how science fiction should be done, and how a story should be told. I think it’s our best example.

    Simon Fitzgerald

  • Soapbox: Stargate Odyssey

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    In November of last year, Roland Emmerich announced that he was working on a TV spin-off to his latest disaster movie, 2012. The proposed spin off series is to be called 2013 and will follow on from the events of the movie, following a group of survivors to an island off the coast of Africa, where presumably the survivors will find a pile of unused Lost scripts. Whether 2012 was actually a disaster movie or a disaster of a movie and whether 2013 will need to have its title updated if it runs for more than one year are questions probably best left unasked. One question that might be worth asking is if Emmerich honestly thinks that this proposed spin off has a chance in hell of being anywhere near as popular or successful as the only other TV spin off from an Emmerich movie?

    The Stargate movie was released in 1994, written by Emmerich and Dean Devlin and directed by Emmerich himself. The movie was a big success for MGM, who own the rights to Stargate and who decided to make a spin off to the movie called Stargate: SG1. Since SG1 first aired in 1997, Stargate has been on our TV screens for a total of sixteen years. Or seventeen years if you count the animated Stargate series, Stargate: Infinities. But please don’t, nobody else does…

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    SG1 ran for a total of ten seasons and remains that longest running consecutively aired hour long Sci-Fi series in America with two hundred and fourteen episodes having been aired. During the eight season of SG1, Stargate: Atlantis began to air and the two series ran concurrently for three years up until SG1‘s cancellations. Atlantis ran for two more seasons after that, finishing in January of 2009 with a milestone hundredth episode. In October of 2009, Stargate: Universe came to air, is in presently in the final weeks of its debut season and has been renewed for at least one more season by the Sci Fi network. Despite initial criticisms labelling the show as “Stargate: Voyager” because the setting of the series is in a spaceship, the series has already proven that it can deliver every bit as much as the previous Stargate shows. There has also been two direct to DVD movies with two more possibly scheduled for production after MGM recovers from the current financial woes that have even brought Bond to a halt.

    Since 2007, the caretakers of Stargate have been Brad Wright and Jonathan Glassner, who developed the SG1 series and MGM who own the rights to the Stargate TV franchise. None of the success that Stargate has achieved since the debut of SG1 has had anything to do with Emmerich or Devlin and they’ve criticised the shows whenever a chance came up to do so and saying that their vision for Stargate is the real version and that the vision that’s endured since 1997 is basically a crass fraud. But MGM’s financial woes have put a halt on development of any feature films for the time being. So Emmerich and Devlin have to hold off on their “real” Stargate sequels, which give Emmerich a chance to bring 2013 to life. Will 2013 be a vindication for Emmerich? Will it out do the success of Stargate? My crystal ball says “no”.

    Despite the fact that Stargate is one of the most successful scf-fi shows in the world and the fact that it airs on a station called Sci Fi (I still can’t get my head around SyFy), it doesn’t seems to have many of the usual sci-fi fans. No matter what walk of life you’re in or where your friends come from, whether you consider yourself a nerd or not, you’re guaranteed to know at least a handful of hardcore Star Wars fans. It’s the same with Star Trek, though Trek does get scorned a little more than Wars does by the general public. Hell, if I wear a Browncoat t-shirt into work on any given Friday, at least one person will tell me what a big Joss Whedon fan they are, even though they’ve never seen an episode of Firefly (which is a damn shame). Stargate fans are hard to find. I honestly don’t think I could name two people that I know well who are Stargate fans. Part of this may be due to the fact that Stargate fans are collectively known as “Gaters” which sounds for all the world like it should be a Florida-based basketball team.

    In 2005, I went to the Wizard World convention in Los Angeles, and given the nature of the convention, almost every kind of nerd fandom I can think of was pretty well represented there. It was primarily comic-oriented, so it wasn’t unreasonable to expect that the bulk of the people who were out in costume would be there dressed as comic characters. It wasn’t until I noticed so many other people who were representing a multitude of tv shows and movies that I realised how under-represented and down right ignored Stargate was. Even in a room with a few thousand other nerds, Stargate fans are still the folk who end up going to the Prom alone.

    But almost anyone with even the most peripheral knowledge of Stargate will be able to tell you one thing they know about the franchise, and that one thing is that the main cast member in SG1 was Richard Dean Anderson. To this day, he remains one of the most enduring symbols of the Stargate franchise, having appeared in numerous episodes of both Atlantis and Universe (including both series’ pilot episodes) and the two direct to DVD movies.

    The producers of the three Stargate series have always chosen their actors with great care, knowing full well that incorporating actors from Star Trek, Farscape and Firefly would be virtually guaranteed to bring in new viewers, as well as ensure that the quality of the show remains constant.

    A few months after SG1 aired its last episode I got a message on MySpace (yes, it was that long ago) from one of the Dublin Browncoats. I had met the Browncoats a few times and had enjoyed having a few pints with them while talking about nerdy things, but talk had never turned to anything Stargate related. The MySpace message said that Richard Dean Anderson was in Dublin for the midnight launch of Halo 3, and asked if I’d like to join herself and some of the other Browncoats in Dublin to meet RDA. Seeing that my social calendar was fairly quiet at the time, I said I’d love to.

    After a little bit of research that day, I found out that Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin and Alan Tudyk from Firefly were all in the voice cast of Halo 3 and one of the characters was even to be named “Sergeant Reynolds” after Nathan Fillion’s Firefly character, Malcolm Reynolds. Add this to the fact that RDA is most widely knows for playing MacGyver, and I was pretty convinced that I would be the only person there who was looking to see the guy who played Jack O’Neill for the better part of a decade.

    The plan was to meet in Dublin city centre at 6PM to scout out the location that RDA was due to be appearing at and then when we were to go for dinner in the nearest convenient pub. Even though I didn’t know the Browncoats all that well, it was a plan that I could get behind. So before meeting the Browncoats, I went to the local comic shop to pick up an SG1 comic, or poster, or magazine. Hell, even a MacGyver DVD would have done the trick. You can’t go to meet RDA at a video game launch where you have no intention of actually buying the game without having something for him to sign. That’d just be rude. I ended up buying a badly written SG1 comic that had a pretty good photo cover. Stargate merchandise is pretty hard to find in retail stores, even in comic specialty stores. I didn’t have time to put an order in with QMX for merchandise and wait six weeks for delivery, so I had to make do with what I could find.

    According to what I’d been told on MySpace, RDA was supposed to be appearing at a store called Game which was in Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre, the building next to where I was working. So periodically during the day, I’d go to check out what was happening in Game. And through the day, all of the signs were pointing towards something pretty big happening, the store was being cleaned, floor space was being cleared, promotional material was being hung up all around the main shopping centre that Game was located in, and most encouragingly of all cameras were being set up inside and outside Game. Yeah… there was no question I was going to meet Jack O’Neill that night.

    When I met up with the Browncoats outside the main shopping centre at six o’clock (a full six hours before RDA was due to appear), we went up to the Game store and started asking questions to anyone who was around. They pretty much confirmed what we knew, which was that Halo was being launched at midnight, that the store was opening at midnight and that there was a strong rumour that RDA would be there to launch the game.

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    After we found out what we knew already, we decided to head to the nearest bar to have a few pints and grab dinner. I’d only met the Browncoats a few times and some of the people I was with that night were total stranger to me, but we all knew a good idea when we heard it. Even in the company of nerds, beer is the great equalizer. But nerds as a whole are generally very welcoming people anyway.

    In between eating and drinking and talk of Firefly there was little mention of RDA or anything else Stargate related. But it was an opportunity to do a bit more research on what was happening that night. Mobile internet wasn’t as effective back then as it is today and all that we could ascertain was that RDA was indeed in town, that he was staying in one of three possible hotels in the city centre and that… the day was Thursday.

    After searching for information online, we started making phone calls and each phone call that was made gave us more information but each phone call that was made also gave us conflicting information. RDA was apparently going to be at Game in the Stephen’s Green shopping Centre, at Microsoft HQ, at a rival video game store on the Northside of Dublin and doing a live interview with Ireland’s national broadcaster RTE all at the same time.

    A big part of what I love about Stargate is that despite it’s sources of mythology, it keeps it’s own continuity in tact. Most franchises that have multiple writers can’t keep a coherent timeline established. Star Trek suffers from this more than most. In the sixteen years worth of episodes and three live action series, Stargate has drawn from Egyptian mythology, Roman and Greek mythology, the legend of King Arthur and has even shown us Roswell aliens. All that is without even mentioning the times that the franchise has tackled religious fanaticism and difficult subjects like rape and slavery. No matter how big the franchise grows and how deep the mythology becomes, Stargate has always been very accessible and it’s always been consistent in its timeline and in the facts presented.

    The facts that we were getting that night in Dublin City were anything but consistent.

    At about eight o’clock, we went back to Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre to see what was happening and there was a huge amount of activity happening all around the front of the building. More cameras were being plugged in, food stands were being set up, and equipment trailers were being off loaded. The situation was still the same in that nobody could tell us exactly what was going to be happening or who was going to be appearing, but out of all the options we knew of and all of the events going on around town, this looked like the best bet for some RDA action at midnight. One thing that we did find out though was that the shopping centre was going to remain locked up tight to anyone who wasn’t working there until ten o’clock.

    So faced with the prospect of a two hour wait before we could even start queuing, we made another group decision to go to another pub and wait there for a while. We spent roughly two hours in another bar and somehow managed to add three more people to our group by the time we went back to the shopping centre. None of the three new folk were big Stargate fans. I made a point of asking.

    When we got back to the shopping centre just after ten o’clock, the place was in a frenzy. There was already a queue of people a few hundred yards long, music was blaring from a stack of speakers about fifteen foot high, three girls who must not be able to feel cold were handing out free cans of Red Bull and there were was someone walking around in a fairly cumbersome looking Master Chief outfit.

    Over the course of the next ninety minutes, we moved from the exterior of the shopping centre to a small cordoned-off area outside the Game store. Barriers were erected and very strict lines were set up where people were told to wait. The front of the actual store was hidden from view by two curtains, indicating that there was indeed something or someone that they were hiding. While we were waiting, we played video games, read comics, watched the teenage boys go wild over two girls who were dancing outside the store to whatever cheesy music the cheesy DJ was playing, and generally we managed to entertain ourselves while speculating endlessly about where RDA might be.

    At about a quarter to twelve, fifteen minutes before the launch, we collectively had one of those weird moments. You know when you’re in a big group of people, maybe a few hundred or more, and all at the same time, every single person stops talking all at the same time? Well, that’s what happened. The music stopped, the DJ stopped, and we all stopped. Then… the music started up again, but not the same music. It was the theme tune to MacGyver. Every single person in the building, whether they were Gaters or gamers or just people who liked to stand in queues, cheered wildly and the party atmosphere was turned up to eleven.

    Now, I should probably mention at this point that out of the dozen or so people in the group that I was in, only one of us actually had any interest whatsoever in actually buying the game. If the “we’re with him” plan didn’t work for the rest of us, we had a contingency plan to buy the game so as to meet RDA and bring the game back the following day to get a refund or at the very worst, get store credit. It was worth that effort just for the chance to met RDA.

    So, it was with that plan that at five minutes past midnight (nothing ever happens exactly when it’s supposed to in Ireland. It was midnight-ish, which was close enough) when the curtain came down from the front of Game that we marched slowly in to the store. I had my much read issue of the SG1 comic in my hand ready for RDA to sign. And when I got in to the store, I saw… nothing. Jack O’Neill wasn’t there, MacGyver wasn’t there. They couldn’t even organise a minor Irish celebrity… which was probably a blessing in disguise.

    To this day, I can’t help but think that who ever had to edit the footage that the video cameras recorded that night had to edit out a lot of footage of people just looking disappointed. Because we were in the middle of a tightly controlled queue, we had to shuffle around the racks and wait in line to actually get out of the store. When we were outside of the store itself, we started talking to some of the media guys and it turned out that one person we talked to was on staff for RDA. He genuinely was due to be there that night but got delayed in traffic and had to divert to an alternate location. We told him out story and told him how much we were looking forward to meeting RDA. There was nothing he could do for us that night but if we could be at Dublin airport at nine o’clock the next morning, he would be able to organise for us to meet RDA and actually get photos with him. It was a tempting offer, but work commitments kept any of us from taking him up on it. So instead we cut our losses and walked down the road to commiserate with some Chinese food.

    Before that night, and many times since, I’ve travelled to various parts of the world and have met quite a few people that I admire, but I’ve yet to meet anyone who’s been in anything that’s Stargate related.

    Though that night didn’t quite work out the way I hoped it would, it was a massive amount of fun. A group of people, some who at the start of the night were strangers to each other, went on a quest. Along the way, they found mystery, they found comedy in the drama, they found friendship and they ended up having a very entertaining night.

    Basically… it was a Stargate night. But not the Stargate that Roland Emmerich would have us watch.

    Simon Fitzgerald