Tag: Jack Sparrow

  • Weekend Shopping Guide 1/20/12: Cookies For Vader

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    HBO is dropping a trio of historical titles in high definition, all three of which are worth picking up – the biopic The Josephine Baker Story, (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP), Laurence Fishburne’s powerful one-man show on the first African-American to serve on the Supreme Court, Thurgood (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$24.99 SRP), and a return of Mr. Fishburne as one of the titular Tuskegee Airmen (HBO, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$14.98 SRP).

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    For anyone feeling the temptation of slipping from a diets, it’s rather fitting that you can have your very own Darth Vader Cookie Jar ($99.99) seducing you to the sugary, chocolately dark side. It’s sure to bring plenty of moments standing before it, searching your feelings and knowing it to be true… That you’re going to be eating a cookie very soon.

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    It’s still not my cup of tea, but for those that do enjoy it, the complete 3rd season of The Adventures Of Merlin (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$49.98 SRP), as the battle for Camelot heats up, leaving Arthur and Merlin on the receiving end of a whole lot of trouble. Bonus materials include audio commentaries, a featurette, deleted scenes, and outtakes.

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    If you want to see cold case investigations with a decidedly British flavor, dip into the 6th season of the BBC’s Waking The Dead (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$39.98 SRP), which finds Chief Inspector Boyd and his team as they reopen cases involving everything from Travelers to a presumed serial killer.

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    While the film can be shaky going, I can’t help loving the onscreen chemistry of Anna Faris & Chris Evans in What’s Your Number (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$39.99 SRP), where Faris digs through her exes in hopes that she had somehow passed up the man of her dreams. Bonus materials include deleted scenes and a gag reel.

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    Shout factory also continues to roll out the classic Nickelodeon series, releasing the live action comedy Hey Dude: Season 1 & Hey Dude: Season 2 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP each), So, that’s sure to delight fans. DELIGHT.

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    Every once in awhile an under-the-radar comedy comes along and pleasantly surprises, and Dirty Girl (Anchor Bay, Rated R, DVD-$29.98 SRP) is one of those films, about the titular small-town dirty girl who decides to run off with her closeted parenting project partner on a road trip to find her biological father. Bonus materials include an audio commentary and deleted scenes.

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    To say that the latest DX figure from Sideshow and Hot Toys is 1/6th-scale beauty is an understatement and a bit redundant at this point, as I’ve yet to be disappointed in any of the truly remarkable work they’ve done. And here I am, about to tell you about the latest little wonder – Pirates Of The Caribbean‘s Captain Jack Sparrow ($239.99), as featured in the latest film, On Stranger Tides. The sculpting on the two heads (both with Hot Toys adjustable eyes system) is exquisite, perfectly capturing Johnny Depp’s likeness. In the usual creepily realistic way. Add to that the layered, perfectly replicated at-scale costuming and props – including knickknacks, guns, and more – plus the massive captain’s wheel display stand, and you’ve got a must-have collectible and a perfect centerpiece for any display.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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  • Weekend Shopping Guide 10/21/11: Craigy Ferg

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    The weekend’s here. You’ve just been paid, and it’s burning a hole in your pocket. What’s a pop culture geek to do? In hopes of steering you in the right direction to blow some of that hard-earned cash, it’s time for the FRED Weekend Shopping Guide – your spotlight on the things you didn’t even know you wanted…

    (Please support FRED by using the links below to make any impulse purchases – it helps to keep us going…)

    If you’re only familiar with Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show, you’ll probably want to check out just what a stellar stand-up comic he is, as well, via his newest special Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said? (Comedy Central, Not Rated, DVD-$16.99 SRP). Originally aired on Epix, the DVD also includes a pair of featurettes.

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    As much as I’ve loved all of the laptops I’ve had over the years, my one major disappointment has been just how pitiful the sound quality is from the internal speakers. After trying numerous external speaker solutions and never being happy with the results, I’ve finally found one that fills the room with nice quality, high volume sound – the Logitech Laptop Speaker ($59.99), which is a USB soundbar that simply hooks on the top of your screen. And, considering the single USB provides both the audio and the power, it’s the perfect portable solution.

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    There’s so much to like about Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (Walt Disney, Rated PG-13, 3D Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP), including the still swaggering performances of Johnny Depp & Geoffrey Rush. Sadly, the film overall is an uneven affair, swinging from a well-cast Ian McShane as Blackbeard, searching for the Fountain of Youth, to a useless romantic subplot about a pious young man and a mermaid. The home 3D effects are quite nice, as there’s plenty of depth in the many fight scenes and establishing shots. I just wish the movie were sharper. Bonus materials include an audio commentary, deleted scenes, featurettes, bloopers, a LEGO animated short, and more.

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    As much as Tim Burton wished it otherwise, his more faithful treatment of Roald Dahl’s Charlie & The Chocolate Factory can’t hold a candle to the simple charm and overwhelming chemistry of Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Warner Bros., Rated G, Blu-Ray-$64.98 SRP), which gets a deluxe 40th anniversary edition box set sure to make the perfect holiday gift for fans. In addition to a new bonus disc filled with interviews and a newly uncovered archival featurette, a packet with archival correspondence replicas, the 144-page Pure Imagination behind-the-scenes book from director Mel Stuart, a pencil tin shaped like a Wonka Bar, and scratch-n-sniff pencils and an eraser.

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    It’s a bit awkward to feature products that feature my boss, one of which I was actually the producer on. So let me simply say you should most definitely pick up the extended cut, 2-disc special edition of the stand-up special Kevin Smith: Too Fat For 40 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$26.97 SRP) and the complete first season of SModimations: The SModcast Cartoon Show (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). I produced the latter, which features animated vignettes of SModcast stories from Canadian artist Steve Stark. So, yeah… Get them both.

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    Though ostensibly a film about all of the actors who have held the rank of captain over the long life of the Star Trek franchise, William Shatner’s The Captains (E1, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98 SRP) really, like most things Shatner does, is about himself. And I’m fine with that because, well, that’s just Shatner. And the conversations with Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks, Kate Mulgrew, Scott Bakula, and even Chris Pine are interesting. A making-of featurette is also included.

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    Strike another title from the list of movies we’re waiting to make their high def debut with the arrival of Martin Scorsese’s 1991 remake of Cape Fear (Universal, Rated R, Blu-Ray-$19.98 SRP), starring Robert DeNiro as a really bad man with a really bad accent who really likes going to the movies. Bonus materials include behind-the-scenes featurettes and deleted scenes.

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    Raro Video has decided to make one of Federico Fellini’s final masterpieces, The Clowns (Raro Video, Rated G, Blu-Ray-$39.98 SRP) its first high definition release, with a restored edition featuring an exclusive Fellini short film, a video essay, and a booklet packed with drawings. You’ll certainly never look at clowns in quite the same way again.

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    I remember the original Robotech DVD releases from years (and years!) ago, which at the time were the best presentation of the series fans could hope for. Well, the new Robotech: The Complete Series box set (A&E, Not Rated, DVD-$99.95 SRP) is fully remastered, looks better than ever, and carries over all of the copious amount of bonus materials from the original releases plus a clutch of new-to-DVD materials.

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    Why hello, MGM Limited Edition Collection. What new MOD treats do you have from deep, deep in your catalogue for us? How about the Phil Silvers film Top Banana (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98)? Or the sci-fi flick The Quatermass Xperiment? (MGM, Not Rated, DVD-$19.98)? How about the comedies Beer and Consuming Passions (MGM, Rated R, DVD-$19.98 each), featuring the likes of Jonathan Pryce, Rip Torn, Vanessa Redgrave, and Loretta Swit. Yes – All of those.

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    As a LEGO product, it retains much of the wonderful humor they’ve brought to the various established licenses they’ve touched, but the fact that LEGO Star Wars: The Padawan Menace (Fox, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$22.99 SRP) features the character of Young Han Solo is enough to make me sick to my stomach. Ruin Anakin all you want, but please – leave Han Solo alone. To add insult to injury, they even include an exclusive minifigure of him. Lucas, you sly bastard.

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    It’s not wall-to-wall laughs, but there’s enough wit and strong enough performances that I did enjoy watching Bad Teacher (Sony, Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$40.99 SRP), which stars Cameron Diaz as a golddigging teacher who gets tossed on the curb by her suddenly self-aware rich fiancé, sending her back to teaching in order to get by… And try and find a way to scheme and scam enough money to pay for a boob job. With a supporting cast that includes Justin Timberlake, Jason Segal, iCarly‘s Noah Munck, Dave Gruber Allen, and even a cameo from Josh Weinstein, it’s the cast that’ll keep you watching. Bonus materials include deleted scenes, featurettes, outtakes, and a gag reel.

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    The days of any real history programming airing on The History Channel seem almost a fever dream by this point, as The House That Chumley Built delivers a trio of new reality series seasons – Pawn Stars: Volume 3 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$24.95 SRP), American Pickers: Volume 2 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$29.95 SRP) and Top Shot: Reloaded Season 2 (History Channel, Not Rated, DVD-$34.95 SRP). Both Pawn and Pickers are featureless, while Top Shot gets a couple of featurettes.

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    The fine folks at Shout Factory continue to bring out-of-print episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 back into print for desperate fans with the release of two new discs – The Atomic Brain and The Touch Of Satan (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$14.99 each). Both discs are barebones, but at least they’re available again.

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    As titles go, The Rise And Fall Of Margaret Thatcher (BBC, Not Rated, DVD-$34.98 SRP) pretty much sums up this trio of productions which chronicle the ambitious rise of a young Margaret Roberts to Parliament, her long and controversial turn as Prime Minster, and the events which led to her removal from power.

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    The classic Nickelodeon animated catalogue is coming fast and furious from the fine folks at Shout Factory, with the latest being Cat Dog: Season 1 Part 1 (Shout Factory, Not Rated, DVD-$19.93 SRP). The 2-disc set contains the first 10 episodes of the series.

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    Color me shocked that the ho-hum relaunch of V (Warner Bros., Not Rated, Blu-Ray-$49.99 SRP) made it to a second season, but it did, and here it is. For fans (there must be fans, because it did make it to this 2nd season), there’s a clutch of deleted scenes, featurettes, and a blooper reel.

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    So there you have it… my humble suggestions for what to watch, listen to, play with, or waste money on this coming weekend. See ya next week…

    -Ken Plume

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